/cric/

cricket

>>74098012
/KUM/iko

>>74098474
geh!

Cric discussion here ?

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>>74098012
shut up cannibal. they scored a TD. As if PKs are a fair way to decide a game.

lads

cricket

is

based br/a/zil

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>coin toss
>deflated balls
>spy gate

>>74098012
Just awful.

>handegg
ugh

just got home from work lads. really thought there would be more apologise and ladies and gentlemen your MVP (pic of coin toss) threads 2bh

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who am i missing lads?

>>74104288
based tezza m8

hello, /hoc/

>>74104288
muscular hugh

>>74104288
Tell me all you know about Sean, Ivan and Gregory.

>>74104331
>>74104356
Could I get some more info.

>>74104431
walkbro, mackaybro and a /pol/ sympathizer respectively.

>>74104431
Sean is walkbro
Ivan is Ivan
Gregory is one of saxon's /pol/ buddies

>>74104526
>mackaybro
incorrect. If you look at Ivan's phone screencaps and mackay's tinder posts they're made from different phones.

>>74104545
>not knowing tezza

kys newcunt

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>>74104288
Ankush

>>74098012
No, Eng vs Ind says otherwise.
More like home turf advantage world champions edition.
Unless you're sa I guess

>>74104586
I thought it was a superbowl reference

>>74104604
was that today?

>>74104624
yeah la

>>/int/70859690
based statsy

>>74104668
>>>/int/70859690

>>74104860
>>74104875
>>74104885

>>74104288
>no Ajay
Fucking dropped.

why are south americans and europeans such giant weebs lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JEkDShKoc
thank me later

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What's for dinner lads

>>74105111
Sleep

I had an excellent day in Waitangi lads.

>>74105111
Nice Masterchef chopping board lad, what you making?

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>>74105261
Didn't realise it was Masterchef kek? I heard the Australian one is fairly popular over in South Africa, is that true?

I'm making lamb rogan josh for the week

if 2 fligs make a flog, and 3 flogs make a flug, how many fligs in 12 flugs?

Cookie's gone lads

>>74105385
Daniel

About time too. He's a decent captain but a mediocre player these days

>>74105402
>Daniel

Genuinely this is the fourth or fifth time I've been called Daniel this month. Are we not allowed to mention England without being called him?

>>74105420
Cook is unironically Daniel's favourite player

>>74105420
Remember when Daniel unironically recorded every time he was falsely named

Pure autism

>>74105424
Okay so every mention of him must be Daniel, right. Flawless logic.

You're actually obsessed. He's gone. Get over it.

>>74105454
>He's gone
kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>74105454
Daniel

>>74105454
>He's gone
No, he LITERALLY posting a RIP post on Facebook for RC, who "was going to kill himself" days after Daniel's farewell novel.

>>74105466
I haven't seen a 100% verifiable Daniel post since December

>>74105488
He was blogging about his life in january

>>74105503
Whatever, don't actually care about this shit, all i know is that I get called him way more than I used to and it's kinda sad

>>74105556
Perhaps you should stop spewing the exact same casual opoonions as Daniel then

>>74105626
Exactly. If people are calling you Daniel then it's time to take a good, long look at your posting habits

Brazil test status when

>>74105285
I have no idea, I don't watch any form of reality TV. I literally have DSTV exclusively for sports.

>>74105670
I'm the same, bought it for the grig and live AFL

Daniel here AMA

>>74105714
How's life lad
Is the dark turd recording going well?

>>74105666
When they win a grand slam

How do you catch the cricket?

dead irrelevant poomunity?

>>74105776
Not with a big leather glove, I can tell you that for free

Looks like the poopeelians have hit the ejector button on cricket now that they have been exposed.

Time for "Australian rules" cricket to be invented out of seething furiousity

>>74105817
consider suicide

>>74105817
How will Australia recover?

Lobotomise Bernardi

>watching the news
>superbowl bit ends
>'now from american football to a real sport'
>cook resigning

delivered completely deadpan and no one even smiled in the studio.

>>74106163
didn't know they played cricket in japan

>In 8 attempts, current ICC Cricket World Cup champions and Number One ranked ODI team in the world, Australia have failed to beat their Southern Hemisphere counterparts, South Africa and New Zealand.

KEK

>>74106274
>didn't send a full strength team to either series because Cricket Australia literally didn't give a fuck
yawn

South Africa would have still won, but a proper Australian side would demolish Poo Peeland

>>74106288
I thought you ass clowns told us an australian state side could beat NZ?

You had your top bowling line up on hand. And you were batting on hobbit sized pitches. No excuses.

For a team that just managed to scrape a victory against Australia A, New Zealanders are talking themselves up a bit much lads

>>74106386
>won the series 3-0 without even going past 2nd gear
*sips dilmah*

>>74106457
>without even going past 2nd gear
kane seemed pretty terrified in the first game m8

*farts*

>>74106462
He had to simulate some competition somehow to prepare for SA. He easily nipped it in the bud when he felt like it was getting out of hand.

peem pist poosday tomorrow lads

>>74106528

Today m8.

>>74106524
Have New Zealand ever even beaten South Africa in a series?

>>74106585
WC semi final

>>74106591
Did you go on to win the tournament?

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>74106673
Won it the same number of times as SA. And our future looks much brighter. Both in cricket, and as a country as a whole.

>>74106755
You avoided giving me a direct answer, so I will ask again, did you go on to win the tournament?

A simple yes or no suffices here, Shitsprouter

>>74105454
t. daniel

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>>74106938
based

>>74106938
but rude desu

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F

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how will YOU remember Cook lads?

pic related for me

>>74104604
sorry i'm bloody retarded to not get that one. just realised

>>74106274
lol you dumb fuck >we btfo nz 3-0 3 months ago kek

sorry did i just destroy your narrative

there's a watangi day or whatever the fuck it's called party planned down the road from me lads

might call the police on them

t. Straffo

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>>74107793
have you come to join the Church of the Man With No Name?

>>74107922
prove him wrong.

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>>74107197

>>74107922

Based StraffBEAST

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>>74108606

>>74108726
kek

>>74108596
bit gay

cricket is gay

Just took a massive Australian cricket lads.

>>74106673
Yes.

Do the world rankings mean anything at all? India has been stat padding it at home and the Tendies for god knows how long now, not to mention in T20 there's no consistency at all.

>>74112199
How mad are you right now?

hello how many bings until cricket? i liked the nz/aus game the other night

>>74114081
ehehe

literally dead

>>74113340
Cricket is kill., MY MAN

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>>74114081
feels like the era of us dominating world cricket may now be over other brit lad on /cric/

i wish you were kill

Watched the Volcanoes game, very fun.

When's the next cricket game?

I fucking love cricket

>>74104288
>no adam

i fuck cricket

I enjoy the sport of cricket haha

answer my fucking question and lets talk about cricket. whens the next game that i should care about

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uuuaghdhhddgfdsssssssssss cricketansdfs fsdssssssssssssaaaaaasssssssss

Just got a ban for using a proxy in 2015
wtf??????

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the only thing i know about cricket is that indians can't play it. can someone give me a retard simple quick run down? thanks.

>Based Trent "The Treant" "Treeman" "Lightning" "The man with the small mouth" "The man with the one cock mouth" "Lovely Trenty" Boult is now ranked the #1 ODI bowler

>>74118887
New Zealand is the best ODI squad :)

>>74118809
Good fucking post

>>74118972
am i being meme'd on right now?

>>74118820
Retroactively BTFO I like it

>>74105285
MasterChef Australia is also super popular in India

>>74112199
Literally upset at numbers.

>>74116471
dunno if I remember that era m8

*farts*

Why is /cric/ always deleted? I unironically want to watch your sport.

I like how they tap the ground before the pitch, it's almost therapeutic.

i can smell the mince pies cooking lads

>>74119721
How is Celia going lad?

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>>74119721
>when the bakery charges extra for tomato sauce

>>74119705
The /cric/ poomunity maintains values similar to pre 2011 /sp/ and this makes the janitors seethe

>>74119745
shes your mum mate just ask her

>cheat day
>head down to the bakery
>no frosted buns
>have to settle for a caramello slice or some garbage
FUCK

is there any worse feeling lads?

The Dark Third know how to make you feel. With deep progressive ties, this New Zealand-based quartet produce songs of "..dreams, ambitions and hopes" told through free-flowing musical structures, flirting with elements of ambient, shoegaze, black metal and the diverse spaces inbetween.

>>74119786
Frosted buns are for queens. It's true. It's the official cheat day food of the Auckland lgbt community.

Lolly cake is GOAT

>>74119799
genuinely impressed Daniel landed that interview, Life is Noise organise a lot of great concerts

Sometimes I feel like /cric/ is full of 5 year olds

Girl at the bakery smiled at me lads. Do you think she likes me?

FFS lads, shat myself at work AGAIN

>>74119832
He's actually a fairly decent singer, I expected him to be real effeminate desu. Should ditch the Dark Turd and go solo.

gee i sure do suck doodles

>>74119846
he did
>Solo project of songwriter/multi-instrumentalist Daniel Hay. Begun simply because he couldn't find anyone else on the same creative plane as him. Although this is a solo project, it is to be treated as a group. Gallifrey are Gallifrey, they are one person expressing his feelings as many. The name, obviously, comes from the very popular British Science Fiction-Drama show Doctor Who, it is the main character "The Doctor""s home planet. This name not only matches the progressive style the band is looking at, but links us back to Doctor Who, where many of the inspiration and lyrical content comes from. Genres of the band could be described as Progressive Rock, Progressive Metal, Alternative Rock, Trock, Trock Metal, Space Rock, New Prog, Sadcore etc. The band has no full songs as of the moment, but songs will be released, using programs like GarageBand and Sibelius to capture the music. The band hopes to release a self-titled EP, of 20-30 minutes length, and will self release this for both download and physical purchase. Inspiration for the band come mainly from these artists: AFI, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Queen, Iron Maiden, Porcupine Tree, Chameleon Circuit, X Japan etc.

>>74119836
yeah mate you're in

>>74119858
truly the progressive rock of sport

>>74119858
I though Gallifrey was his other autism rock group

>>74098012
Your mum tossed me off for a coin last night, champ.

the only movie Daniel has given a five star rating on RYM is Hot Fuzz
His other favourite films include Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Deadpool, Euro Trip, Inception, Kick Ass, Mean Girls, Ratatouille, Star Trek (2009, not the elite original) and The Wolf of Wall Street.

what a fucking pleb lads

>>74119900
Gallifrey never got off the ground, The Dark Turd is where his efforts are these days

bit of nostalgia lads
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60829608

>>74119903
surprised there's not more superhero movies from a pleb like him

>>74098012
Dammit, I thought you were talking about actual professional toin-cossing.

That would be pretty sweet.

I was born and raised in Christchurch, New Zealand, but with the 2011 earthquakes my family and I relocated to Auckland, where I have lived since.

In Christchurch I attended Christ's College boys school, and in Auckland attended Auckland Grammar School until the end of Sixth Form, when I shifted to ACG's Senior College in town for my final high school year. I studied Mathematics (both statistics and calculus), Physics and Chemistry throughout high school, and was accepted into Engineering at University of Auckland, where I am currently studying, in my second year, specialising in Mechanical Engineering.

Outside of academics my passions lie almost entirely with music, I both write my own music and play in a band, and write about music in an online blog that I have run since 2012. I spent much of 2013 and 2014 composing what will be my band's debut album, but issues with personnel have prevented us from completing it. We currently have a stable lineup and hope to record the album during this year, as well as begin playing live shows. My music blog has been arguably much more successful than my music career (although hopefully not for long), with my reviews gaining support for being in-depth, and for contributing to the successes of bands who were unknown before I reviewed them.

Although music dominates my extra-curricular life, I still try to find time for sport; I am a lifelong fan of cricket and a casual fan of rugby, and I play squash whenever I can find the time. I have recently been improving my fitness with hope to start playing casual cricket again this summer, after being out of the game since before I moved to Auckland.

Most of my work experience comes from outside of both academics and music, due to my family's businesses, most notably The New Zealand School of Food and Wine, where I still work part-time. I have been making coffee and serving customers since I was very young, and have been involved in teaching the barista course for the last few years.

>>74119933
Oh fuck I forgot about the original copypasta

>>74119933
>that nz-zim shit show
fuck i feel like that happened last year

>>74120019
It did, Kane and co almost unironically drew with Zimbo

Fair bit of seething obsession over Daniel lately.

>>74120060

t.Daniel Hay

Bit uneasy lads

>>74120094
What's wrong lad

I see daniel was at that aotea square "gig" on waitangi

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*blocks your path*

>>74120122
Might be homeless tomorrow lol

>>74120152
whoops haha

>>74120130
How was work?

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>>74120134
*blocks your path in return*

Are Australians the equivalent of Finns?

Terrible posters who deserve to die?

>>74120152
Don't worry, just spend your evening obsessively danielposting. You'll feel better.

>>74120171
Dark Turd would smoke these pol sissies in a brawl.

>>74120171
>>74120134
>top 10 anime battles

>>74120186
That's what I was planning on doing.

>>74120208
I bet.

>>74120171
I could beat these clowns in a 4-on-1 fist fight, no joke

>>74120162
Good m8 spent a bit of time reseraching the Tamaki tribes, particularly Ngati Whatua.

Heading down to the driving range lads

>>74120171
Is Saxon's muscular friend wearing an NZ jersey

>>74120278
Me 2bh. I only hang out with Saxon because he has Skytv.

>>74120298
it's called foxtel in poopeelia you seething casual

>>74120304
Saxon has Skytv satellite because he's obsessed with superior nz culture.

Who muscular /Nga Puhi/ here?

>>74120318
Touched your mum's Puhi last night if that counts.

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Client invited me to go watch the game in the presidential box today lads, boss said it was okay as long as my work is up to date.

I follow cricket that much, but I do know what is going on most of the time, so I can hold a pretty good conversation with him whenever we meet.

>tfw wageslave
>tfw not NEET

where is he lads

>>74120256
Post handicap

>41° in Adelaide
fuck that

>>74120375
He'll expect oral sex.

>>74120748
>in Adelaide
fuck that

>>74120901
>in Poopeelia
fuck that

>>74120171
South AusGODians

>>74120528
Haven't made it to a course yet, only started playing in January

Might have a go next week actually

I could literally out run anyone in this thread except Ankush

>>74121013
The fact that you don't specify a distance indicates that you're a complete casual who I would destroy with ease.

i could heem you before you could even move

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*gives you a bad review on theprogmind.com*
nothing personell kid

>>74121025
Any distance. I can run marathons and am also elite on the short distance

>>74121060
Enjoy your fucked up joints LMAO

You actually think you're cool because you do something that destroys your legs.

Pathetic

>>74121078
My legs were actually fucked up before and running fixed them

Enjoy being overweight

>>74121097
I run 6-10km 3 times a week in the hills, alongside mountain and road cycling. I also lift weights and do sauna sessions. During the week I eat vege/pescatarian and eat good sized portions.

Always remember that variety is the spice of life.

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>03.02.2017: kevin pietersen opts out of ipl 2017
>06.02.2017: alastair cook resigns as england captain

>>74121128
>6-10 km

kek

KEK

K-E-K

My 11 year old cousin runs more

>>74121160
Hmm

>>74121128
I also guarantee I could outrace you on a road bike

>>74121199
Your cousin is probably Kenyan like you, so I wouldn't be surprised.

>>74121228
Health isn't a competition my man. I enjoy my surroundings.

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What's for tea lads

>>74121287
While I have no problem with homosexuals, I would prefer not to have your HIV infested blood spray onto my Rodd and Gunn polo shirt after I bust your nose.

>>74121013
But could you pick my wrong'un?

>>74118887
pls respond

>>74121420
Yeah I reckon I'd have a good chance

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>>74121401

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>>74121422
>>74118887

>>74121422
Imagine if baseball went for five days and didn't pander to sub 80 IQ Americans

>>74121426
Jokes on you, I can't bowl spin for shit.

>>74121439
That best players list always annoys me

Ankush's sister lads

>>74119811

Can't let a post this accurate go without a reply, lads.

>>74120134

Danny looks aesthetic as fuck here tbqh

>>74121572
literally me

>>74121401
Katsu chicken sushi and a 375ml Pepsi NEX

>>74121585
Fuck up daniel

I would literally never go to South Australia out of fear of Saxon's gang beating me up lads

GES vs Daniel charity boxing when?

>>74121671
Daniel is too enlightened and free thinking to resort to violence

Reckon Daniel could take Matt in a fight?

Sure, Matt is muscular and based but Daniel is smarter, he even goes to uni and doesn't believe in god

It's an intriguing match up. No doubt Daniel has the intellectual advantage, his enlightened outlook on spirituality and his broad-minded musical tastes testament to this.

Matt's obnoxiously muscular physical assault might catch Daniel out early. I think that would be Matt's tactics.

DO NOT count out Daniel's ability to deal with adversity however, like he and his family did in the face of Christchurch's collapse, and Ivana's continued rejections of his pursuing of her.

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>You will NEVER be a true blue AusGOD
>You will ALWAYS be a Poo Peelander

>>74121689
Post matt and I'll tell you.

daniel is literally the greatest cricket mind to grace this thread

>>74121699
Neck yourself weak cunt.

>>74121689

I guarantee Matt is smarter than Daniel.

If I had to guess their IQs I'd say Matt would be in between 130 and 140.

Daniel is an obvious ~120 IQ pseud.

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>tfw using twink to turn the inferior poo peeland flag at my local primary school into a muscular Aussie flag

I didn't know Matt moved to NZ. In honesty I thought he pooicided after I bullied him the fuck out.

>>74121689
Fatt is a obese cunt that lives in lambton

I could literally go to his house and murder him tonight if I wanted

>>74121715
Based Matt on holiday.

>>74121726
you would be receiving projectiles made of literal poo before you had the chance m8

>>74121699
Australians are trash, m8
I would have offed myself by now if I was born as one of those low-tier, beta, convict-offspring.

>LEE FUGG LEE OZDRALIA XDXDD

This gimmick sucks.

Been practising my Aussie accent by calling up chippies in west sydney
They can finally understand me after I got hung up a dozen times for being a dumb sheepshagger

AUSTRALIAN ACCENT POWER RANKINGS

1. Adelaide

POWER GAP

5. Western Australian
6. NSW/Victoria

POWER GAP

50. Rural

POWER GAP

100. North Queensland
101. Wog

literally have no problem with australia or australians lads

the rents yelled at me for throwing all the marmite in the bin and replacing it with vegemite
fucking cunts, can't wait to leave this dumb inbred island to live in the /gong/

Australians are our friends.

just got referred to a mental ward lads
parents caught me stuffing the cat into my undies and pretending to be a kangaroo with its joey

they don't understand how I'm a muscular AusGOD in a smelly poo peelanders body

I cry myself to sleep each and every night wishing I was an AusGOD.

>>74121752
t. Christopher Pyne

I was considering castrating myself to prevent any more poo peelanders being created, but it's pointless as every time I get close to a girl a muscular AusGOD steals her from me

>>74121752
I disagree with your list, well with the NSW/Victoria one.

I found that I could understand people in Melbourne far better than I could in Sydney. You could still hear the Australian accent, but it was not as prevalent as it was in other places, in Melbourne.

Some people I spoke to in Sydney, I pretended to them that I was a Dutch tourist and asked them to repeat things due to the near incomprehensible accent they had.

I want Delta Goodrem to put me on a leash, spit on me and berate me for being a Poo Peelander.

Looks like some poopeelian underage found babby's first proxy lads

just woke up

*does the waltzing matilda*

Between-game /cric/ is pure cancer lads. Shame on you.

>>74121800
She has to shart all over my face first, lad.

>Cook was getting drained
What did Andy Strauss mean by this?

>>74121858
Question is: who was doing the draining, and was it that moozie lad?

>>74121917
>kidney stone
You disgusting cunt. Sort your life out.

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rank the members of the dark turd in order of likelihood to get a gf go

>>74121933
Daniel actually looks like an adult.
What timeline is this?

>>74121949
Photoshop is an amazing piece of software

>>74121949
He's genuinely the most attractive member of the band and I don't understand how.

>dat jawline

no homo

Just moved in with the missus lads.

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>you're more beta than Daniel
Taking a hard look at my life lads
>>74121990
b3k

>>74121989
>implying daniel isn't actually good looking
>implying the reason he's forever alone isn't his relentless narcissism, autistic hobbies and interests, shit music taste, shit film taste, lack of career ambitions, lack of jobs not from nepotism and the smell of his car

>>74121999
Hi Statscunt

>>74121999
Painfully rejecting girls because they can't spell isn't actually alpha, it's just narcissistic

>>74122013
Statsvomit constantly brags about his life, kill yourself.

straffo should compete in the dakar

Straffogod

>>74122026

he wuz robbed of this title

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-07/following-the-boss-superfan-sees-100th-bruce-springsteen-gig/8248226

>>74122017
He hides behind anonymity. He lets off a bit of steam by letting us know how really pathetic he is but he thinks I don't know its him.

Got the 9 piece for 9.95 pack for tea lads looking forward to a hot and spicy thigh tbqh

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reminder that i never have and never will watch cricket

>>74122030
>"I keep adding to it. It's like, as Bruce blossoms, so does my tattoo.
this is pure autism

>>74122039
Neither lad

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>>74122039
You're in the right place then

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>>74119903
Thoughts on cook's retirement lads

>>74122066
Daniel.

>>74122066
he overcooked his career

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Mark Good

I've seen people bullying Daniel's film taste earlier but why don't you plebs put yours up for judgment.

My 5 star films
-The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
-Lawrence of Arabia
-Seven Samurai
-The Truman Show
-2001
-Dr Strangelove

It's a bit entry level I know

Lads does someone have a screenshot of the tweets from the prosty saga

>>74122097
transformers
transformers: revenge of the fallen
transformer: darf of the moon
transformers: age of extinction
con air

>>74122097
Needs more Kubrick:
the Shining + Full Metal Jacket

>>74122097
Disagree with Truman and Strangelove, add Blade Runner and Alien

>>74122097
>seven samurai
>not rashomon
what an autist
top five in no order is:
Solaris
Blade Runner
Branded to Kill
Rashomon
Hana-Bi (or Sonatine)

also, cricket is a decent sport to play

Paintings are the only true Kino

Really like KotH to be honest lads.
"Kino", as the /tv/ freshies say.

Alright /hoc/, you've had your fun. A joke's a joke. Now get the fuck out.

>>74122204
What's koth preshus

>>74122212
>he seriously thinks TV is superior to film
I bet you think 2+2x2 is 8

>>74122224
I don't care. This is not /tv/.
Gtfo.

TV is very good at telling stories but it never comes close to matching the artistic beauty of an elite film.

LRC choccy.

Execute all namefags.

>>74122238
This. Plots are for plebs. The only great TV shows are ones that had a brief run and didn't do garbage 23-episode seasons. And no, Twin Peaks, is NOT a great TV show, you filtering fucks, that piece of shit had as much filler as the Beatles' discography

>>74122238
Films are experiences

Television is the entire experience

>>74122246
Only good post you've made this thread

Seven periods with Mr Gormsby is Kino

>>74122238
yes
TV is meme tier form of entertainment
also, I like cricket

>>74122251
>i-i-i dont get it, so its filler!!!!

KEK

YOU are as vapid and insincere as the garbage YOU watch

>>74122265
>I like cricket
You're in the wrong poomunity

Hmm there's a bit of unrequited sexual tension in here. you chaps better go cool off in a cold shower

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Absolutely ridiculous

>>74122097

- Heat
- Master and Commander
- American Psycho
- Predator
- Withnail & I

IDGAF what you autists think though, so don't bother replying to this post.

>>74122340
Frozen water not the drug

>>74122251

Excellent post.

>>74122343
Shit selections, my man

>>74122343
I love Predator. The rest is garbo.

>>74122352
what are the other ones?

>>74116471
Poodia are homebabby stat padders, poopeelia are an utter joke, SA are past their peak and everyone else is irrelevant. We'll be fine lad, pretty much unchallenged.

Test

>>74122395
Do they play cricket on your home planet lad?

>>74122352
Most of you Poopeelian posters act hard in here but are actually cosmo irl.
Kys

Bangladesh Women 215/6 (50.0 ov)
Papua New Guinea Women 94/6 (27.2 ov)

Ireland Women 237/6 (50.0 ov)
Zimbabwe Women 90/5 (30.3 ov)

South Africa Women 258/9 (50.0 ov)
Pakistan Women 123/5 (34.3 ov)

India Women 259/4 (50.0 ov)
Sri Lanka Women 77/3 (30.4 ov)

>>74122426
You have to go back.

>>74122352
I got lavish mod con and anti establishment firebrand as a secondary.

Yet i'm neither. I'm a centralist that is pro environment yet against the closure of off shore processing. 2 seemingly incompatible leftist themes

I'm not one of these "identities" that this study is trying to fit me into.

Really miss the reporter gimmick lads

It's cheaper you cockwhistle

>>74122469
>>74122461

>2017
>owning a car

>breathing oxygen
Plebs

>>74122468
http://www.baka.com.au/national/what-type-of-aussie-are-you-meet-the-7-new-political-tribes-20170203-gu57b2.html

>>74122322
no australia
also, mel gibson is a far better max

Eating beef is more harmful to the environment than driving your car everyday

>>74122490
i also breathe a mixture of nitrogen, carbon dioxide and argon m8

>>74122514
The only beef i eat is your mums fat vagina lips m8

Official /hoc/ cricket-ranking

1. The insect
2. The pastime