Is he the future GOAT?

wtf I hate christians now

Ye

He is the present GOAT 2bh

>Diego Maradona attends Davis Cup tie between Argentina and Italy alongside Sergio Aguero's son


IVE BECOME SO NUMB

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>>74047444
someone should photoshop the reflection in his sunglasses to show pic related

>>74047444
AH LE LEK LEK LEK LEK LEK LEK LEEK

No. Rashford is

Overrated as fuck.

I give him 2 years.

When Argentina played Brazil Aguero told Zabaleta to stop tackling Jesus so hard. He was afraid Zab would hurt injure their future GOAT teammate

i give it 2, maybe 3 games before the rest of the league wakes up and shuts this guy down. he'll probably end up with 5-6 goals on the season. not terrible, but nothing to really get too excited about.

>>74047486
>aguero had a chance better than jesus' second goal and jobbed it

If he was a christian before i don't think he will remain one for much longer

>>74047444
He is the Son of Osasco.

>>74047514
Nah. Argentina couldn't even handle the G. Luck them that we've only scored three goals in that game.

He's ok, probably top 5 in the epl this season but not top 3

>>74047520
>i give it 2, maybe 3 games before the rest of the league wakes up and shuts this guy down.

you can't shut him down, people tried
he had double man marking in a brasileirão game, didnt touch the ball a single time before scoring two goals
he's not brilliant, he's not flashy, but he has great positioning. he will always be there to score tap-ins

>>74047520
>ameritard
So original, that was truly an unique post.

>that interview
>those cheekbones

What the fuck?

>>74047530
aguero just walked on the pitch.
people have to give this stuff more time. you can't compare a guy who just turned up to a guy who has been doing damage in the league for the past 6 years.

>>74047514
>watching the game
>the jesus is doing nothing
>start to complain that since he got sold got lazy and a asshole
>his next touch in the ball he assist nerman
>feel dumb as fuck

>3 games 3 tap-ins

Might be the future Donaldo, but not GOAT material

>3 goals and an assist in 3 games

wew

>>74047582
>just walked in the pitch
Yeah, like it was the first time he did it

>>74047618
>Might be the future Donaldo
thats good enough tbqh

we already have nerman to do monkey tricks, let jesus score the tap-ins and our NT is set

How's Brazil gonna line up in the WC? Will Neymar, Jesus, Costa and COutinho be the front 4?

>>74047520
I'm getting flashbacks to Martial's first few games

>>74047653
>COutinho

what a flop

>>74047656
>comparing jesus to martilel

don't forget jesus is playing great for the NT too unlike the united flop

>>74047653
Just take a look in the squad of the last games. Costa stays on the bench.

>>74047673
Nobody can save the shitshow that Liverpoo is. Not even Jesus

>>74047653
nerman - jesus - soares - felipe vizeu

>>74047684
Deschamps never gave him a proper chance to be fair

>>74047656
Except the media and commentators were shitting themselves claiming hes the next henry and hes a football god and united are going to be unstoppable

Meanwhile Jesus literally performs miracles and they're like ooh the plucky little banana picker scores another, kind of reminds you of a monkey doesn't he?

>>74047444
>grills
top gangsta
do you think he likes young thug?

>>74047653
Costa is too proud to play for us, because he knows he would be benched.

He'd rather stick with playing for Spain.

>>74047618
He also had a 40 yard assist

>>74047727
Douglas Bosta.

>>74047714
Those are braces

>>74047714
yall don't have braces in Denmark?

>>74047750
Oh, that Bosta...

>>74047714
This is what he listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXnxVcv0Cbc

>>74047751
>>74047754
>braces
>at the age of 20
wew lads

>>74047713
>media and commentators were shitting themselves claiming hes the next henry
Why do they always do that? Henry wasn't wasn't even that good.

>>74047786
>be poor
>join rich football academy
>get braces
Also he's 19 now, so did he time travel forward to take that pic?

>>74047761
kek

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>>74047784

>>74047520
Kek, classic Amerishart

Gabriel Jesus is the real deal. You can tell that because hes barely played well and dominated. Wait till he starts curling in 30 yarders, once he's actually got used to tbe league, and you'll see he isnt just a smart passer, with good movement, good touch and a good finish

Ya cunt

>>74047863
Nigga could pass 30, 40 yard easily, he is not just a Donaldo Redux edition.

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*Ring Ring*
You there dutchbro?

>>74047784
Fucking top notch.

Stealing and posting on Football bible and LADbible

>>74047696

not that costa man, douglas costa

>>74047786
huh what? the picture is obviously not recent

>>74047514

I got the players mixed up. It was Fernadinho telling Otamendi to stop hitting Jesus

>>74048070
No problem senpai, black people look the same nowadays.

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Confirmed for next king of England.

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>he rates Jesus

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It feels good being a connoisseur of the game

>>74048101

Too many South Americans in the City squad. Could this be the source of their problems. They need more of that old fashioned European discipline.

>>74048200
which part of brazil are stones and sterling from?

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>Jesus isn't real

>>74048226
Jequié-BA.

>>74048200
Argentines are chokers, so I'll give you that.

>>74048193
Picking strikers is the easy part of fantasy

>>74048226
Sterling was born in Macaé, went to Fluminense youth system, sold to Bourdeaux after neting 5 goals in Taça Guanabara. After a unsuccessful spell at France, he went to Spain, Turkey and Greece, only to return to Botafogo and be loaned after 6 months to Boavista.

Stones was born in Paraná, and didn't make it to pro level. He works with his dad in the accountability firm of the family and listen to David Guetta in a gas shop in the weekends.

>>74048250
>>74048428
kkkkkkkk. Ops, sorry, I meant to write "top fucking kek".

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>>74048428
>mfw Sterling is Maicon Bolt in disguise

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>>74048428

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>>74047892
reading you loud and clear

>>74048428
kek

>>74047627
3 goals and 2 assists

>>74047653
yeah, those are the front 4, allegedly

>>74048428
>mfw my city gets mentioned on sp
LEL
EM MACAÉ AS NOVINHA METE O PÉ

PS: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CITY FILTHY GRINGOS!

guys, anyone wanna go to Macaé?

heard we're welcome

>>74050722
>>>/int/

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>>74048428
Underrated

>>74050758
No, you're not welcomed.
I had a co-worker who was romanian, couldn't speak portuguese for shit, he was pretty chill though.

>>74050817
>you're not welcome
Fix'd

>>74050770

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Brazilians always make an initial impact, but they are not built to strive in the PL long term

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>>74051168
>they are not built to strive in the PL long term

>>74051168
>diego costa
>willian
>gilberto silva
>coutinho

what m8

they just haven't really played in england throughout history. now that epl have all the cash, expect to see many great tier brazilians playing there in the future. hell right now there's some great ones already

inb4
>costa is spanish

No. He can barely speak spanish. He was born in brazil. He's just a stubborn cunt and picked spain to spite brazil, plus spain was #1 NT at the time (in theory, then 5-1 happened)

>>74048227

He is Real

>>74051168

Robinho never was a goalscorer

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>>74051666
They can even get a trophy with Middlesbrough

>>74051473
He only started playing well this season and fernando is guff.

>>74052510
>He only started playing well this season

wait what

>>74047795
>Henry wasn't even that good.

I know you've had to wait nearly 5 hours for it, but here's your (you) free of charge.