UFC FN 104 starts in 2 bongs 51 bings
Upcoming events:
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
Previous thread: >>74017171
News:
>David Branch becomes free agent
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/827940928962826240
>Belal Muhammad replaces George Sullivan to fight Randy Brown
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/with-sullivan-out-randy-brown-now-meets-belal-muhammad-at-ufc-208-in-brooklyn
>Daley vs Page in the works
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/4/14507028/report-paul-daley-vs-michael-page-scheduled-for-bellator-event-in
schaub
Just woke up have the fights started yet?
>>74030223
3 hours
>>74030231
god damn it really?
the fight pass preelims?
also saved my pic
>>74030223
5 hours
>>74030223
7 hours
>>74030223
The fights will start in 5 bongs
Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill
Watch it Grasso
>>74030278
Bermudez
Grasso
Turjilo
OSP
Fortuna
Andrade
2 1/2 bongs id i o t s
https://time.is/6pm_in_houston
>>74030223
Tomorrow
is /heem/ pro wmma?
more suitable for my deprivation tank bros
>>74030223
fights have been cancelled
go back to sleep antonio
>Gus beat Jones
>Gus beat DC
>Gus beat Rumble
LOL!
>>74030278
Bermudez
Herrig
Trujilo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
Found this gem
>>74030512
>>74030512
>>74030542
looks like a dude
>>74030278
bermudez
herrig
trujilo
osp
hamilton
andrade
Can't wait for the eventual Yair vs. Lando super-fight
>>74030371
>>74030575
did you pay for that photoshop?
Jesus Japan, you guys surely like a freak show
Pic related, link at http://www.allfreefightvideos.com/2017/01/gabi-garcia-vs-grandma-pro-wrestler.html
That's what happen when you mix WWE style wrestling with Brazilian Vale Tudo
What you guys think?
>>74030548
if you like men, just say you like men
>>74030589
older than the internet
could joanna beat ronda?
>>74030595
Peeps who are obsessed women look like men are the ones who love jerking it to trannies
>>74030589
>He didn't watch Rizin live with /heem/
Casual
>>74030589
>That's what happen when you mix WWE style wrestling with Brazilian Vale Tudo
Worked out alright for Sakuraba.
>>74030633
no
and she definitely can't beat valentina lmfao
>>74030678
>she definitely can't beat valentina
I wanna see this fight at 125 lbs 2bh
>>74030703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBosn0MJnYM
>>74030732
i wonder what PEDs joanna takes
>>74030586
Didn't make the picture and I wouldn't pay the Jews at Adobe even if I did.
>>74030732
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk
>UFC Bantamweight champ
>>74030703
valentina is a more intelligent fighter than joanna i feel. joanna looked really stupid against karolina, she reminded me of how arlovski just fights in patterns and doesn't really see or read their opponent (like, say, anderson, mcgregor, or mousasi do).
>>74030589
If you didn't laugh your ass off at this fight you've got no soul. Hopefully they can find some better competition for Garcia but at least it's entertaining.
>reminder that eddie "CNN" bravo has a win over a gracie
>>74030777
>>74030589
BRAZEEW
>>74030777
lol
>>74030732
lmao kind of respect a humble champ, but dang she is legit scared at the idea of fighting valentina
>>74030802
Would have two if he wasn't screwed
Metamoris has a rule that the match can't be stopped if the submission was close or locked in, welp they "forgot" about it
>>74030633
Before 207 I'd say no, but in 2017 I'm not sure if Honda could handle getting into cleeeeeeeeeeeeeench
>>74030865
lol you're an idiot
joanna landed 250 strikes on karolina and didn't hurt her
>>74030759
Holy shit these people cover the sport
>>74030896
What makes you think Ronda is Karolina?
>>74030920
Amanda probably hits like a manlet, Joanna is a horse faced cunt
>>74030896
>and didn't hurt her
Cause most of them were leg kicks
>>74030896
Honda's striking is atrocious, she threw one punch against Nunes lol. If you start landing hits on her her gameplan goes out of the window. Honda would be to Joanna like a much bigger Esparza
going to sleep, lads
i'll watch the fights tomorrow
stay frosty
>>74030852
You sure it wasn't a special rule? I know Gracie was allowed to grab Bravo's shorts but not vice versa. The Gracies are a bunch of fucking weasels.
Alvarez vs Diaz possible for UFC 211
>>74031059
source
>>74031059
Diaz by KO
>>74031059
>>74031065
>>74031068
>>74031068
Lol nope
Nunes would KILL Joanna
>>74030572
Lando deserves to be in the Top 5. The skill he had against Ferguson was fucking amazing. He just needs a fight against MJ, Rennan Barrao, Alvarez and he's there in the mix.
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/nate-diaz/nate-diaz-reportedly-set-to-return-at-ufc-211/
>>74031059
>so u be sain we won't be gettin 3 mil for a fight no mo? shee
>>74031059
>>74031079
It was probably offered but that's not the fight
Funny thing is if Diaz won that fight he'd probably get a shot at the interim belt
>>74030278
Bermudez
Grasso
Trujillo
Osp
Hamilton
Andrade
i could literally heem every single here without breaking a sweat
>>74030865
Jesus christ. How bad where all those girls who lost to this one trick pony.
Poor fucking Miesha and Cat Zingano
>>74031087
Stiopic would fuck McGregor UP, he has dat immigrant mentality, you cocksuckas
>>74031098
He's definitely a top 10 LW
>>74031162
Actually im pretty sure McGregor could beat most of the heavyweights, maybe Werdum could submit him
>Actually im pretty sure McGregor could beat most of the heavyweights
Damn Brazilian
>>74031195
Oh for sure my dude, 100 percent .
Drain the swamp on James Vick
>>74031212
McGregor is used to much faster opponents, heavyweight punches would look like they are in slow motion to him
>>74031273
Ur the biggest retard on heem
Name one clean UFC fighter.
>>74031321
Chris Avila
>>74031321
T H I C C
Is this the worst UFC card of all time?
>>74031321
Alistair Overeem
>>74031321
*gallops towards you clean of steroids*
>>74031343
not even close
tecia torres is so fucking boring, her whole career is shitty decisions
>>74030278
Jung
Grasso
Trujilo
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74031343
No.
>>74030278
>he missed my pick again edition
>>74030938
>>74031390
tecia borres
tecia snorres
>>74030278
KZ
Grass
Vick
OSP
Fortuna
Roided hue
>>74031442
DELET THIS
>>74031431
I love this meme.
>>74031321
Gabi
>>74031321
josh barnett, i mean look at him
>>74031454
>no picture
>>74031125
I want to cum inside
>>74030278
Jung
Herrig
Vick
OSP
Hamilton
andrade
Why has /heem/ been dead?
>>74031497
missed my first pick. you dont deserve a picture faggot
>>74030278
Jung
Grasso
Trujilo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74031582
Bunch of reasons, mostly the finely tuned and advanced autism posting
The game threads have been garbage, the discussion is about MMA relevant things 5% of the time and most of the contributers have left in search of greener pastures
We're about 6 months from being finally moved to asp where /heem/ can be buried and put to rest finally
This shit is dead
>>74031582
Scatman usually shows up around 4:00 CT. I think it's permanently driven people away as well.
>>74031650
It's because of rampant tripfaggotry without actual trips
>>74030515
How are you this casual
What did he lose? You poor braindead burger
That image is 300 profit and 0 loss lol
>>74030278
>tfw I was drunk last night and somehow accidentally wrote olivi for my main event pick
what the fuck
>>74030633
leg
>>74031698
Flags were a mistake
>>74031701
It would actually be 250 loss with the Holly bet
>>74031343
No, casual
weak as fuck card
apart from the main event the woman fights are the most interesting
Who /volkan/ here?
>>74031343
not even bottom 3 this year
that Albany card with Lewis in the main event might be though
>>74031805
My wallet is strongly against Volkan
so he will win
xdxdxdxdxdxdxd
>"""functional""" athlete
>"here do some 45 degree leg press"
why are mma strength coaches all used car salesmen
>>74031829
>this year
state of mudslimeland
>>74031841
what did he mean by this?
I'm feeling a bit pissed off I'm staying up to watch this
>>74031878
shut up abbo cunt
>>74031805
THAT'S Volkan Oezdemir? Shit, maybe I should have picked him.
>>74030278
Bermudez
Herrig
Trujillo
Saint Preux
Hammilton
Andrade
>>74031860
What seems to be the issue here, Mr. Personal Trainer
>>74031899
If he HEEMs OSP then what does that say about Jones desu
Fair enough OSP barely landed on Jones but he got knocked dead at 204
>it's a chaz skelly card
>>74031922
Jon wanted the ring time, rewatch that fight, he for sure could've finished it he turned it on.
>>74031934
Get ur lil BITCH ass outta here boy Chas is the fuckin MAN
>>74031899
Looked a lot softer in the recent weigh ins though. Would be a nice surprise to see this lad win.
>>74031021
Anyone with a modicum of knowledge of MMA hates the gracies.
>>74031394
never post this angry beaner ever again
>>74031650
Sadly a lot of the wars about related shit have turned away a lot of the good and funny posters.
Effortposts about mma are becoming rarer and rarer, same with funny OC.
how much till prelims?
>>74030278
>korean zombie
>grasso
>trujillo
>osp
>hamilton
>andrade
>>74030852
If a submission hold isn't strong enough to make an opponent tap, it's either not on properly or it's a shitty meme hold that only works on low end white belts.
>>74030278
Dennis
Alexa
James
Ovince (why is his name not just Vince)
This fight is a true WGAF, Anthony
Jessica
>>74031937
He said that but he's also said that was one of his worst performances
>>74032109
Or theyre joints are so JUST'd that theyve become arthritic rubber
1 bing
>>74032076
bong
>>74031959
get off your proxy and go to the arena chaz
>>74032076
One bong
>>74032109
I once attended a community college BJJ class: the post
>>74032171
will there even be a stream for the fitepass prelims
>>74032217
ufc.tv
fugg stil hour til these niggas noggin?
>>74032275
>>74032076
https://time.is/6pm_in_houston
53 bings and counting
fuck lads i'm shattered
don't think I'll survive the night
>>74032314
>Saturday night
Stop being a cuck
>>74030278
Jung
Herrig
Trujillo
St Preux
Hamilton
Hill
I reckon that if you remove the flags from /sp/ you get better quality out of every thread within 1-2 months.
That being said, I would unironically "fuck" Claudia Gadelha.
why don't grapplers just immediately lie down at the start of a fight so they can't be punched
>>74032378
That's showing timidity and gets punished
But if you work it smartly you get Ryan Hall, go watch his fight with Gray Maynard
>>74032378
and get kicked the fuck out of?
https://youtu.be/899lucj3KvE
>>74031582
Denver was the only interesting card in sight and the next ppv is just
>>74032378
That's fucking illegal
>>74032373
we'd just get accusatory posts like before when there werent flags in /sp/ 5-6 years ago?
>>74032202
I will tap any here tbqh, and I'm right. If your opponent isn't hurt enough to end a fight from your """submission""" then it's a meme or improperly applied. If it's not a 100% fight ender, it's not effective.
You tap to a Kimura because your arm will break otherwise. You tap to a heelhook because your knee will get fucked otherwise. You tap to a choke because you go unconscious if you don't. If I have you in a choke hold and you're just sitting there in slight discomfort, it's not effective. Either it's not on right, my arms are gassed, or it's some silly meme shit I saw on YouTube.
>>74032373
Clawja is a lesbo, she wouldn't unironically "fuck" you
>>74032373
Yeah, it's really problematic when you can identify individual posters isn't it?
>>74032471
At least you have one of the few anon flags
>>74032424
>holly "i grunt with every missed strike" holm and germaine de literally who get top billing over both anderson silva and jacare
fuck wmma for real, just fucking end it. it was a goddamn mistake.
>>74032457
You'd never have me in any hold you fuckin white belt leaf
>>74032471
Why is that guy wearing a top?
>>74030171
>>74032457
>>74032504
SUG 4 main event?
>>74032440
Maybe. But it'd certainly wipe out a lot of the "identity" created with flags.
>Yours truly
>Adan
>The Amerisperg duo
>The Swedecuck of boxing
>Lithmanletcuck
I mean, Bangladesh probably got murdered and Kenya is only posting every now and then, but those two are the only positive examples I can think of when it comes to flagposting.
>>74032460
>lesbo
Source.
>>74032471
I'd strip my namefield if flags disappeared.
I don't even like muscled women, find them downright abhorrent but god damn Claudia is fine.
>>74032496
>What is a "title fight"
>>74032504
Get in my guard right fucking now, we'll see who wins this internet argument.
>>74032333
nah m8 i had indian for dinner, i've got a curry baby on the way
>>74032496
>germaine de literally who
kek
145 is such a shitshow. They made it for Cyborg, she popped. Then I think they tried to salvage it by putting THE WOMAN WHO FIRST BEAT ROUSEY there, probably hoping it would set up a rematch after Rousey beat Nunes but then she got demolished so now it's just a fight they hype up as BEST KICKBOXER VS BEST BOXER
everyone here is a glass jawed idiot
>>74032534
Fucks sake where is bangbro
He probably is dead the poor lad
/becareful/
>>74032534
>never photographed with any guy
>lesbo haircut
>brazilian fighter
shes a carpet muncher for sure
Reckon I'll have another cup of tea
fight pass stream please?
i would hug everyone in itt tbqh
>>74032570
I don't have a glass jaw
>>74032540
meaningless title in kiddie-pool-shallow division
lads theres like 1.5 feet of snow here, and its not stopping. Bout to get cozy as fook watching the fights
>>74032604
>kiddie-pool-shallow division
Isn't it a literally empty division? There are no WFW's in the UFC, are there? We're just getting blown up WBW
>>74032594
everyone besides you
>>74032604
That doesn't change the fact that title fights are the main event
When has a title fight been the co-main to a non title fight?
Think 200, 203 (Punk was the main event)
189 had the interim as top billing over the real one but that's just Goob
>>74032460
>Claudia is a lesbo
I've got news for you m8ie
(the news is she's straight)
>>74032626
but m8, soon elite strikers such as meegan anderson will be joining the division
>>74032622
Sounds great, enjoy la
>>74032534
>I'd strip my namefield if flags disappeared.
Fair enough then, although I think we'd still spot ya.
Know what you mean about Gadelha, she's kinda cute in a nasty sorta way.
hello who do i bet for today :DD
>>74030896
That's because she's drained as fuck at 115. She knocked people out dead at 125.
>>74032622
which city?
>>74032690
trujillo, andrade, bermudez
>>74032642
>(Punk was the main event)
No what are you talking about
>>74032653
I think it was literally meant to be Cyborg's can crushing division. They never intended to have rankings or even other fighters, they just wanted Cyborg to come down once in a while and basically do what she did in Invicta
>>74032690
/volquan/
>>74032695
I'm in Southern BC
>>74032712
Was having a bit of a meme but a lot of people we're watching purely for Punko
Veronica Macedo vs Alexa Grasso
Who wins?
>>74032642
This is a new level of casual.
196
>>74032740
>a lot of people we're watching
>we're
Bloody hell Australia
>>74032570
That's a straight up lie, I don't.
>>74032581
>You can count on one finger the amount of good posters in these threads
Wrestlingbro is also up there.
>>74032583
Nonsense my lad, that's like saying everyone is on steroids.
>>74032684
I wouldn't necessarily make an effort to conceal it but names disappeared from /b/ and all the cancerous trips disappeared with it eventually, so eh.
>That clit
Christ, she's probably the gayest straight sex a man could possibly have.
>>74032755
>Who wins?
my dick, because I would be jacking off
>>74032622
it feels like the apocalypse, no way to get tendies before the fites start
>>74032776
you do buddy, and guess what i own heem and you don't FUCK YOU
>>74032755
why is she fighting a featherweight next
>>74032782
you should have stocked up yesterday lad, I went straight to the grocery store and liquor store once it started snowing
>>74032755
Grasso, Macedo isn't very good
>>74032794
Take that back or else.
>>74032810
>liquor store
wow you're so cool
also you're idiots for living where it snows
>>74032776
wrestling coach is the only objectively good poster on /heem/
>>74031321
CM Punk. The "shit just got real" guy. Current year Chael Sonnen.
>>74032852
there's also the webm aussie
>>74032833
Are you a virgin?
>>74032833
It rarely snows in feb here
>>74032827
some people might say you own heem but what do you think personally?
>>74032758
lol cmon my men, cut me some slack
>>74032769
Just here for some fun bants whilst I watch the wrestling matches : )
30 minutes boys
>>74032833
>not drinking local beer and watching fights
stay pleb
>>74031098
Barao? lmao
>>74032622
Jelly
Idk how to get cozy in my apartment
Give tips how to quiclly get cozii bruhsd
>>74032867
And the WebM Brit and WebM Burger
>>74032937
Wrestling on a Saturday?
>>74032943
>dude i need to get high to enjoy life
fucking zilch
guarantee you steal the ppvs too and waste your money on beer
>>74032946
>newfag: the post
barao is a legit munster
>>74032951
Tip 1: leave Lithuania
>>74032856
>We will see CM punk fight in the UFC again in our lifetime
We're in the wrong time line. He should have died in the octagon.
>>74032946
hes at 145 now pleb
>>74032957
webm makers in general
>>74032951
smoke some weed
>>74032852
Good lad, too bad he doesn't post often.
He's my favourite.
>>74032923
*ironically throws Monster® can at you*
>>74032684
that stomach is not good
>>74032982
ye but lando is at 155 pleb
>>74032957
there's at least 2 webm makers in us. me and another guy so thats 4 webm makers. /nfl/ has zero, kek
>>74032965
I declare my apartment to be my own state separate of Lithuania
Here. Now, what is the next step.
>>74032684
Holly and Claudia have the same clit dick thing
>>74033002
lmao im a fuckin casual
>>74033006
Light up Lithkuck
>tfw trujillo blacksplodes for a vicious ko in a few hours
>>74033013
Dunno what you mean.
>>74030278
Jung
Grasso
Trujilo
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74033003
>webm brit
>2 webm burgers
>webm aussie
I also make webms, but only after the fact, if nobody else makes one, or if it's of an old fight someone wanted to see
So 5, if you include me
Barao was legit munster at one point. P4P according to Dana. Shadow of the Vampire looking mofucka. He got deleted and broken by TJ. Everyone takes damage differently. Same with Rory, Donald, Ronda. All it takes is one beating
>>74033093
Barao was a champion, Cerrone and Rory were destined to be eternal gate keepers
>>74033074
who's this guy with the hat?
>>74033087
pretend there is no comma after fact
>>74033037
vick has a lanklet chin, so I'm expecting it
>>74033093
RENEN BARAO IS A MUNSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>74033121
>Rory was destined to be eternal gate keeper
I think you'll be surprised
>>74033126
Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov
He's scheduled to fight Tony Ferguson for the interim Lightweight title in March.
Is felice a can?
Also is McGregor fighting ??
>>74033093
He looked pretty good against Nover, I think the weight cut was fucking him up.
>>74032963
>>74033141
>rory quitter
>>74033126
be careful
Even if she loses she will still be my girl
>>74033141
Rory was destined to be the "nu breed"
Rogan used to fawn over him like he did Ronda, everyone expected him to get a belt by like 22
>>74033180
thats what i thought about clauwja but i unfollowed her soon after
>>74030278
Samsung Young
Grasso
Trujilo
Oezdemir
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74033180
she only got a cute face, her body is absolute disgusting and looks like a fridge
>>74032755
Macedo should have a big advantage on the floor. She has at least a brown belt, whereas Grasso is only a blue belt I believe.
>>74033210
shut up before i shut you up you povertyfag
>>74033202
dude Claudia is dogshit either way, Grasso is a top tier qt
>>74033211
Belts don't mean shit bitch nigger
>>74033065
dem labia balls
Grasso really isnt all that attractive
>>74033218
>Hill
>Ozdemir
>Fortuna
is this guy retarded?
>>74033229
>if not for polish goblin she would destroy every other chick in the division
>dogshit
okay big boy
>>74033202
>tfw that won't happen to me
>>74033093
We don't know much about Rory yet. Reality was they used him to headline UFC FN in Canada a lot but never paid him what he was worth.
His last fight was against Wonderboy in a striking fight. It's no wonder he lost the way he did in a pure points fight. It's not like he got murdered the way Hendricks did or Ellenburger and ect. Rory left the UFC for pay increase and with him as negiotion brings the Canada market too Bellator.
Rory in his career has straight up molested Demian Maia, Nate Diaz, Tyron Woodley. Diaz got suplexed so many times he ran to 155 and is still salty about Rory.
Well have to see how Rory does against MVP and Paul Dailey or Lorenz Larkin before we make judgements since Bellator is signing up some savages from the UFC 170 division.
>>74033255
Stop being a contrarian.
>>74033282
Stop being a virginian
https://discord.gg/m9XxVHN
https://discord.gg/m9XxVHN
https://discord.gg/m9XxVHN
IT'S TIME FAGGOTS! GET IN HERE!
REEEE FUCK FOOTBALL
>>74033202
You mean your girl was a fighter with no finishes and 0 exciting fights?
i could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
>>74033285
>virginian
>>74033180
Youre already having doubts? Always believe in your boy/girl
>>74033291
Ahahahaha no.
>>74033269
I mean dogshit fightfu, shes a good figher but doesnt matter if she wins or loses. If you fantasize about her fucking you in the ass with her huge clit then that is your prerogative
>>74033311
>shes a good figher but doesnt matter if she wins or loses
What? Why?
>>74033311
how did you end up like this? do you ever really think about it? something major must have turned you into this
>>74033311
>the absolute state of adan
>>74033311
good post
>>74033302
>>74033037
I know this to be true
>>74033275
How many fights are on Rory's contract with lelator ?
>>74033275
>Rory is fine
>We don't know much about his mental state he's fine
You don't have to get murdered to get deleted. When Rory got destroyed by Robbie you could see the fear in his eyes as he turtled up crying. He then took a Ronda Rousey break and got beat down again. He's getting flying knee heemed by MVP
anyone got a link for the early prelims?
>>74033275
>My boy Rory was fed to Lawler too soon
>Few more years of experience and we would've seen a different fight
Plus he's been fighting since he was 16, that shit takes a toll on your body.
Fucking hell, I'm going to have to start watching Lellator events without a hint of irony just because he's there.
>>74033218
>his only correct pick is OSP losing
what a retard.
>>74030278
bermudez
grasso
trujilo
preux
hamilton
andrade
>>74033189
Your so wrong. Rory in his second fight in the UFC fought Carlos fucking Conduit and was winning that fight until a premature stoppage in the third where he was seen crying going what the fuck referee.
And he would beat the shit out of Nate Diaz, split decision with Robbie loss, molest BJ Penn, destroy Maia on the feet. And completely fuck Woodley in the fight. Took out Tarek Safdiedine.
Honestly Rory had high expectations on him because he could have done it. Still can. He just got unlucky he had to fight robbie for the title instead of Woodley again.
>>74033403
Bellator is better than the UFC in every way that isn't talent pool, and they're getting there.
UK make a gamethread
how long until first fight?
>>74033408
if you think felice shitcan beats grasso literally never come back to 4chan kiddo
>>74033331
>>74033334
>>74033346
>>74033351
hey goofs, get a real fightfu bitch ass faggots
heh nothin personel clit munchers
>>74033431
Lmaoooooo
UKBRO START A NEW THREAD FOR THE FIGHTS
this dumbass made a fuckign sean strickland thread
>>74033441
it's on now on fightpass (if you aren't a subscriber --- and i'm talking to all you --- DIE)
Guys I really need to make money
Please give me ur parlay advice
I'm starving
Bermudez is literally free money
>asians being able to grapple
make sure you have adblock on
http://fightstream.is/stream-1
>>74033441
A couple of bings
>>74033457
bermudez and trujillo probably the best bet
>>74033450
You realize she's been grappling for 10 years longer lmfao it wouldn't be a big upset
>>74033460
you mothafucka
>>74033452
It's true. Bellator will at least have their top contenders headline an event and not call it an interim title fight. Better presentation, that you can't even argue. Fun matchmaking.
Bellator's problem at the moment is a reputation one, the sort of MMA fans who are one step above casuals think Bellator is this ridiculous farce but it's honestly more fun to watch than a bad UFC show any day.
Jolly is literally free money tw
Will Khalil lose as usual?
someone make a proper thread the fights are on now
>>74033503
tfw too smart to win fights
has the first fight started yet?
>>74033458
bermudez is the manlet of manlets though, 66 inch versus jungs 73 inch
>>74033503
looks scared as fuck first round heem incoming
>>74033426
>you're so wrong
>proceeds to tell me how rory choked in a huge fight for his title hopes and got deleted in wars without ever getting the belt and now going to lellator
kek
his window has closed
Why is Dana saying "we win the Super Bowl", and "we'll do it","On Monday we're the champs"? Is Dana a player? Owner of the Patriots? Why we?
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-houston-2017-fight-pass-prelims
>https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-houston-2017-fight-pass-prelims
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-houston-2017-fight-pass-prelims
>https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-houston-2017-fight-pass-prelims
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-houston-2017-fight-pass-prelims
>https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-houston-2017-fight-pass-prelims
>>74033512
no you fuckhead, this is fine
That Price guy is kinda annoying and boring to watch
>>74033460
you hooooked a nigga up mayne
>>74033503
the real question is will he get another fight if he loses
>>74033520
>called Shannon Sinn
>literally looks like a pornstar
>>74033529
because he's a lifelong patriots fan you absolute idiot
>>74033513
>>74033426
This. Once Woodley defeats Wonderboy and gets scheduled for his next fight with Maia, Rory will have already beaten both the champion and the contender.
>>74033403
He was winning the fight on judges scorecards in the 5th round. Thing is Robbie is a savage and punched a hole thru Rorys face where his nose is.
Rory wasn't fed so much as unlucky. Had to fight the world's best before they were even recognized as the best. Ex Woodley, Conduit, Maia, Lawler, Saefdine X2. He molested 3 of them and almost beat Lawler the second time. We all had hopes on a young kid.
Also Rory wear and tear should be minimal. All things considered his coach his a guru on health and damage with GSP looming over him he should be fine. Most fighters break there bodies in the gym he should be fine from that crazy training they do everywhere else not tristar like AKA.
Remember when Khalil was considered a killer prospect and people best knew him for injuring Anderson Silva in sparring?
>>74033545
Where is the official fight thread? This is shit.
>>74033539
All TUF finalists get 4 fight contracts right?
>>74032457
I would heem u
So many empty seats.
>>74033520
That's fucking illegal
>>74033568
>pre-prelims
You don't say
>>74033568
it's the prelim's prelims in a city that's hosting the superbowl
nobody gaf about this part of the show
How many nu-metal walkout songs will we hear tonight, lads?
This Jolly fella looks feral
>>74033568
You would think it would be full considering the biggest sporting event in the united states is happening in that literal city tomorrow lol
fucking casuals
hurrrrrr i don't watch fights i watch guys get hit once and then reset with a stupid shaped ball
>>74033568
Probably rioting
>>74033560
>>74033545
Jolly has some weird occult tattoos
kinda cool
>>74033568
literally LOLed at that image and I don't know why
>>74033568
People dont show up to the early prelims. We can make a proper judgment during the main event. I would assume that people that flew for the superbowl would come watch since its something to do.
Lel
>>74033578
that would be a reason to go to it considering the incredible influx of people, you're probably religious or "spiritual" you're so stupid
i hope your best friend/closest family member or you dies tonight
>>74033531
nigger I ain't payin for that shit
HEEM SLEEPY
>>74030278
Jung
Grasso
Vick
Oezdemir
Hamilton
Andrade
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEEEM
deaded
Second knee was illegal 2bh
ILLEGAL KNEE!!!
ez
HEEM
HEEEEM
>>74033589
>tomorrow
>>74033493
*sips tea*
>>74033528
Do you know what choking in big fights is? It's Kenny Florian. Rory couldn't breathe anymore and ate a punch that shattered his nose ina fight he was winning in the 5th round.
Rory tried his best and life gave him a weak nose that stopped him from getting the belt. And he had to deal with a Lawler on his streak of streaks who was getting into wars with hendricks, and brown for that belt good luck taking it from him
>roundtree
I love this name
>>74033629
idiots>>74033634
be fucking ashamed
HEEM OUT
wtf, dc for sure
>>74033629
was already out
>>74032570
I'm unheemable
That's about to be a no contest
>>74033613
>this mad at getting called out on your retarded statement
Khalil finally wins but its a NC
I thought it was an illegal knee at first.
>>74033629
>>74033634
I think that might be different with the new rules
first knee legal, second knee illegal
>>74033554
I showed the second Lawler fight to my dad this past Summer when I visited my parents. He was rooting really hard for MacDonald but he said "It's his fault, it's his god damn fault for not throwing that headkick earlier and getting busted up". That 1-2 from Robbie fucked him up early and it's a testament to Rory's durability that he fought through 2 and a half rounds with a broken nose before crumbling.
I mean Jesus, I got mine broken twice and the pain is crushing, your eyes are watering up, you can't see shit and to add on top of that he was getting punched in the schnoz and around it to make matters worse.
Lad's a warrior thru and thru, I just hope he wasn't permanently deleted. Say what you will but sometimes a beating is all it takes for a fighter to never be the same again. I'd hate if that was the case with my boy.
>>74033649
There's nothing wrong with his nose. It's that he can not avoid straight lefts. At all.
>>74033661
oh nvm
>>74033620
>those JAV stars
why are there so many fucking casuals here lmao
can you not try and call out rules you are clueless about? thanks guys
>>74033545
wtf is he doin lel
>early finish on a UFC card
Time for twenty fucking minutes of NOTHING
Where is the proper fight thread? You would think that idiot would do more than just type "2 bongs hurr durr"
it was totally clean. second knee hit the chest
>the second knee hit his chest
wtf is stann smoking
>>74033426
I agree with most of this, but Condit was fucking him up. Really should've been stopped earlier, his orbital bone was sticking out of his face.
Waiting for an aussiebro to do the webm..
>>74033691
calm down bruce
>mfw 15 Minutes of 208 promo
>>74032684
MFW I'd Fuck the shit out of Claudia gadelha, Leslie Smith, Jessica andrade, Felice herrig, and Karyn Bryant...no shame.
Khalil would be a legit guy if he had any remote grappling ability
>>74033696
Your absolute casual is showing.
>>74033698
hownew.ru
>>74033699
Kek I'm not sure it did
First knee was timed well though
>get stream up
>missed the fight
>illegal knee posts
What happened
Is it going to be one of those cards. Early one sides finishes. And the decisions are going to be long and boring. Please prove me wrong.
ffs these joe rogans promos we gonna see this shit 50 more times tonight
>women
>elite strikers
kek
>>74033719
What?
>>74033696
Feels bad man
>>74033699
nobody would ever throw a knee to the chest
>wmma
>>74033728
it wouldn't be so bad if it was a fight literally anyone gave a fuck about it
"holly decided it would be better for her to go to 145"
"no"
Chris Algeri is Dennis coach?
>>74033730
"kek"
Shut up you nobody.
>rattling off these grossly inflated women's striking records
>having to explain why holly's fighting for title shot in brand new division coming off losses
>>74033726
Khalil KO'd the werewolf with one knee from an awkward position. The second knee was in the chest though it looked like a head knee. The guy was out before the second knee was even thrown.
honestly lmao at hyping some chick shit after ronda got the shit kicked out of her
lmao is what i'm saying
>>74033699
>Dat restraint
Khalil is a good dude
>>74033481
Thank you lad
Really. I'm going for it.
If they lose I'm gonna die, on my last 20 dollars
Pray for me
stream is down.
>Anderson hasnt won a fight since 2012
>Ranked 7th
>>74033702
It did
>>74033705
hes not here yet
>>74033726
it was hard to see, the cameras were at a bad angle but stann claims it was to the chest.
no one was complaining except us viewers who had the bad camera angle.
>>74033728
>not watching an episode of his podcast between fights
Can't wait to see Holm in featherweight. In which division will Cyborg fight next in the UFC?
>>74033692
Some breathing techinique maybe, Wim hoff
>>74033770
clearly went past his chest
>>74033775
>except us casuals
fixed
>>74033763
i knew you were stealing
i fucking wish i knew where you lived so i could report you
>>74033744
they should just scrapped off the division when cyborg got popped and made flyweight instead i cant imagine how shallow the divison is going to be
>>74033778
>people think de Randamie has a chance
LMAO
>>74033748
>being this triggered
shouldnt you be spending time with your wifes son?
>>74033775
the last angle showed it clearly but i didnt record it
>>74033764
Well he kicked the shit out of the current middleweight champion and got robbed hard, he also fought the LHW champion on two days notice and survived. He should be ranked higher if anything.
Is anyone else legit afraid of CTE? I mean, you take few KO's or one too many hits to the head and you've got a 90-year old brain inside a 40 year old body
>>74033797
even my 2 year old daughter knows you're a faggot
>woman
>big
stop
>>74033800
>Well he kicked the shit out of the current middleweight champion and got robbed hard
does anyone actually like brian stann and jon anik
>>74033791
but according to "fans" 115 and 135 are too shallow for a 125!
125 opens up so many good fights, 145 was stomping grounds for the borg
Dana should've stuck to his initial thoughts and fucked 145 off
>>74033779
Cyborg never fought at WBW
She's also USADA'd at the moment IIRC, can't remember if she got her sentence yet though.
>Anderson Silva v Derek Brunson
1. when the f did this happen
2. why
Lads lets not pretend that second knee was clearly to the head
>>74033821
literally KO'd him
>>74033806
i bet you're wifes boyfriend thinks im a faggot too, just wait till your stupid daughter is all grown up and getting BLACKED.
>>74033802
I don't train or do any sport in which my head gets hit. I don't actually do any sport at all. So no.
>>74033802
Heard Chuck Little speak in the last few years? They should be afraid
>>74033821
>Michael '48-47 in England' Bisping
>>74033813
>WMMA
>>74033794
I really want de Randamie to get the belt, but Holm might get dropped from the promotion if she loses again
>>74033827
To launch Brunson as a potential title contender
>>74033827
Two weeks ago or something
208 needed some names, Silva needs a win
>this is history, peopl will be talking about this fight
LMAO
>>74033836
>literally KO'd him
>>74033802
nah decide what you want to do with your life, use your brain or use your body, pick only one and dump stats.
>>74033802
I think dementia pugilistica is relatively worse.
Just look at Goodridge, watching the video is a tearjerker
>>74033824
stanns a good man but as far as commentary goes i'd rather listen to a wet blanket
dc/cruz should be on every non rogan card
What if GDR puts it to Holm and it becomes a rare WMMA spicy banger?
>korean zombie
>clearly alive
what did he mean by this
>>74033800
>>74033849
Imagine not understanding the 10 point must system
SEETHING
>>74033862
>>74033856
no way they will drop Holm. she is one of the few interesting wmma fighters in the UFC
Is De Randamie's only fight in the UFC the one she had against that bloated 115er
post picks
i get bermudez and benavidez confused because uber manlets so who the fuck really cares
>>74033862
good fight
>>74033885
but she's not interesting
official fight thread
>>74033892
>>74033892
>>74033892
>>74033882
I don't know if you've seen that fight but Bisping was basically the little engine that could fighting a monster. It was pathetic to see him get the win.
>>74033884
>is clearly never unconscious
>KO'd
I dont think so
>Stann just called Holloway the current Featherweight Champion
kek
>pronouncing 'bouy' as boo-eed
Americans are pathetic
>>74033824
no and no.
Rather have Dan Hardy and Robin Black.
>>74033824
Stann is a sharp guy but I don't care for his commentary. It's a shame cause he seems way more knowledgeable than most guys in his position.
>>74033884
That's not a KO, Mike caught himself going down and remembered that he didn't have his mouthpiece in. If he was out he wouldn't know where he was, let alone where his mouthpiece was.
>>74033900
She is, and she is hot. Look on the other WMMA fighters, most of them are boring af
>>74033901
please never post again
Jacare - Boetsch , i forgot they'll fight on 208. I fucking hate that fight, awfull mismatch.
>>74033876
DP more or less is a symptom of CTE - Goodridge, along with Omalu, have concluded he is in advanced stages of CTE.
>>74033833
I missed it...but are they using the new rules in Texas?
>the retirement village of Brandon Thatch
I've never bet on anything before.
Where do I start /heem/?
>>74033913
Robin Black is a fucking meme, Hardy is good though. John Godden and Kenny Florian worked way better than expected so I'dd take them over Anik and Stann.
>has dealt with some financial adversity and ... other things
best boobs in wmma
>>74033901
>35 posts early
>>74033967
there are fights on you absolute casual
>>74033961
If you have time, Niko wins easily
'ah'
>Morono
I can't wait to see Chas Skelly
>megan has bunda
Moreno is literally free money btw
>>74033951
yes
>>74033965
You typed boobs instead of ass.
This was an error.
>>74033965
Pity she's not all that good
>>74033963
The only thing "memey" about Robin is the army of edgelords who shit talk him on reddit
He is a genius, and a poet
Get real
>>74033977
Doesn't matter, this is the active thread
>>74034005
>>74034013
>the great white cuck
inb4 niko bellic gets heem'd
>>74034013
'Hot lava' is terrible and so are all his autistic graphs and catchphrases. Fuck 'im.
>>74034032
It's going to be a boring bowling mission.
>>74033981
Where do I /bet/ tho?
>>74033951
>States that will not be adopting the new Unified Rules on January 1 include Colorado, Maryland, Missouri, New Jersey, Ohio, Virginia, and South Dakota. Texas votes on the rules on March 24.
>The first four UFC events of 2017 will be in Arizona, Colorado, Texas, and New York. Of these, only New York will be adopting the rules on January 1.
Alex "the moron" Morono
>>74034045
let a nigga dream
>>74034025
that looks like a porn
>>74033923
>she is hot.
Maybe for Germany. 6/10 face. Her ass is a solid 8/10 ill give you that.
>>74034065
jesus, selective enforcement on this shit gonna make it even more of a nightmare
>>74034025
Incredible jiggle.
price's punches are terrible.
>>74031133
Imagine Shavchenko vs Ronda
>>74034115
>2017
>people still think beating Brandon Thatch means anything
Ovince is on the card? Kek I didn't even know.
>e-easy money guys, safe bet on Niko
FUCK YOU I was almost right >>74034032 here
>>74034095
It's an awful situation. I hope politics doesn't result in a permanent fracturing of the rules.
is there gonna be a knockout?
he's dead
>>74033180
why does that look like its a video game cg model
>>74033790
fag
>other guy has thrown 0 strikes this round
>warn the other guy for timidity.
>>74032852
Is it just me or do women not know when to tap out? Seems the women's division has a lot more elbows wrecked and people put to sleep.