fights tomorrow night boys, KZ is back
*portions gooby*
prev>>74013362
Upcoming events:
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
UFC Fight Night 104 Face-Offs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MELgjqY72ZE[Embed][Embed] [Embed][Embed]
UFC 208 Conference Call:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__10xdqK1j0[Embed] [Embed][Embed][Embed]
*portions damage control*
Schaub is God
>>74017171
adan go to bed my man
Good op op
>>74017171
Thanks for events sperg
REAL THREAD
>>74017196
>>74017196
>>74017196
>>74017196
>>74017196
>>74017211
Don't be a sperg, canada finally made a decent thread
>>74017207
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
korean zombie hasn't fought in 5 years
Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill
>>74017222
i'm teaching him to use my OP, lad
when he notices that his thread actually has a chance of winning a thread war when it includes a segment of the OP, maybe he'll start to use it more
Is anyone re watching 205?
>>74017272
KOREAN ZOMBIE by TAPPY
GRASSO by SHEEM
VICK by DEC
OSP by DEC
HAMILTON by HEEM
ANDRADE by SHEEM
>>74017296
I rewatched Khabib vs Johnson yesterday
Might watch Boetsch vs Natal again right now
Including a streaming link for people who don't feel like downloading them
http://www.mma-core.com/search/videos/UFC_205_Fights
Chael is portioning exposed wires here in his placement at The Apprentice
>>74017171
>other guy thinks a kebab OP is gonna win out
laffin
flying into Houston tomorrow
I'll post pics from the fight =)
>>74017346
>t. nate in the remach
>>74017343
khabib will unironically retire conor
I just ate six hard boiled eggs and holy shit I don't know if I'll ever stop farting
>>74017354
Man thats pretty bold
>>74017352
I hope he break Magiga's arm the same way Mir did to Nogueira, but we all know Magiga is too scared to fight him.
>>74017354
Stop being obese
>>74017320
Im currently watching it on FS1 but ill probably go back to watch khabib.
>>74017354
Should've portioned them better
>>74017371
>Khabib breaks Goobys left arm
>Gooby never throws dat left the same again
>Gooby finishes his career ranked 16th on fight metric
like pottery
>>74017371
I can't believe Italy's gay little meme actually caught on
There isn't even a joke involved
@joerogan
>The mother of all egg sandwiches: fried eggs from my yard, sunny side up, smoked Gouda cheese, mayonnaise, sour kraut, sliced jalenenos and @elyucateco_hotsauce habanero sauce on toasted Ezekiel bread.
>>74017371
Conor 'shit talking' diaz at press conference proves he will dodge the winner of khabib/tony
>>74017399
>be millionaire
>this is the best you can do
That looks fucking rancid
>>74017407
I think he'd sooner fight Ferguson, but yeah.
>>74017371
>Magiga is too scared to fight him.
yeah just like he was scared to fight aldo after HARANGUING him for two years
>>74017422
what is Cro Cop portioning in that pic?
>>74017399
Disgusting
>>74017441
Purina Dog Chow
>>74017436
False equivalence. He was never scared to fight Aldo, he is however scared of fighting Khabib/Tony as evidenced by the fact that:
a) He wanted Nate to be given the next title shot
b) He's haranguing a 40 year old retired boxer for a fight
>>74017417
>>74017443
t. dyel
>>74017399
this would be fine without the extra 4 eggs on the side
I don't get this portions meme, can someone help
>>74017399
looks like a retard cooked those eggs
>jalenenos
10/10
would devour
>>74017470
watch the conor macgregor interview 24:30
any superbowl is fucking retarded man in
>>74017436
He had no choice if he wanted to become champion, conor only takes fights where he has nothing to lose
>>74017470
meet me behind Kelsey's and I will heem your testicles
>>74017399
>tfw you're a sour Kraut
>>74017320
done
6/10 fight imo
>Boetsch pressures and lands strikes
>Natal circles away and tries to counter, landing little of note
>Repeat
>Boetsch heems Natal
now for vicente luque vs belal muhammad
>>74017458
>fighting chad on short notice
>nothing to lose
>would have lost title shot vs aldo
>vs his "kryptonite" of a wrestler
FIGHTS EVE IS ALMOST TURNING INTO FIGHT DAY (for the sentient part of earth)
>>74017497
>subjecting yourself to a commercialegg match
why would someone do this
especially outside of a social situation
>>74017526
Vincente Luque might be a dark horse lads
#makeufcgreatagain
>>74017528
It was for the interim belt, he already had his family there and sperged on about how it was the 'real' belt
>>74017528
Why are you bringing up Aldo and now Chad pal? It's a fact he's scared of fighting Khabib/Tony. In hindsight he shouldn't have agreed to fight Nate on such short notice cause it destroyed his stock taking that loss, since then he's wisened up and he knows he's not invincible like he thought.
He is terrified of getting embarrassed again, that's why he wants the Mayweather fight done with ASAP.
>>74017399
>>74017459
Fuck Rogan for hyping up El Yucateco so much. Sriracha is so much better and good in general
>>74017526
>>74017548
It was a bit more competitive on the feet than I remember it being
Belal did land a few strikes before he got shadowrealmed, and he's a very slow starter
I was rooting for Belal going into the fight and completely dropped him after
I might give him another chance
>>74017536
>a UFC referee has holes in his socks
how much are they cheaping out on these guys?
>>74017171
here's some fresh news btw
News:
>Bader signed with Lellator
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/827680625842876416
>UFC FN 104 weigh in results
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-104-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-10-a-m-et-1-1
>Fights added to UFC FN 105
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/carmouche-out-gina-mazany-meets-mcmann-at-ufc-fight-night-105-quinones-volkanovski-added
>>74017566
>only ufc loss unqestionably made him a better fight
>y...yeah but the next guy!!!
i bet you have a good track record with your conor predictions
>>74017470
*portions knowledge*
Reminder that Conor should have rematched Aldo and even Dana and Kavanaugh think so
>>74017631
>UFC let Bader go
Shut the LHW division down tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3FKci2hncI
I AM A KNIGHT
>>74017626
could be a "lucky" pair of socks that makes him feel calm
>>74017171
i am better at picking mma fights than you, adan mohammed
What's the ref meta like these days?
>>74017632
>i bet you have a good track record with your conor predictions
I do actually, that's why I know he's scared of fighting Khabib/Tony as evidenced by the points I just brought up
>>74017688
what the fuck is a meta?
>>74017653
AHHHHHHHH
Fuck DJ. Fucking midget.
Whats he doing right now?
>>74017732
Therapy.
>>74017745
please stop
>>74017681
Cerrone? Idiot lol
abel is going to get btfo tomorrow for all you fags betting on him literally 7 inches shorter than his opponent (5'8 vs 6'3)
>>74017896
Trujillo is my low-key boy
>>74017896
I agree, I can see Vick getting him with a guillotine early
>>74017896
Prepping for your lanklet tears
>DC can't beat Gus guise, he's a 5'11" manlet against a 6'5" Aryan stud
>>74017896
>>74017272
Korean Zombie
GrASSo
Vick
Oexdemir
Fortuna
Andrade
Can you take BJ Pen in a street fight?
>>74018012
>Oexdemir
>Fortuna
>>74017732
He's chilling with his family. He knew he was never going to win against Goobs. Why sulk over it? If anything he's happy, his bum life is less bummy now and the only thing he had to sacrifice was his paper-champ status.
Stop calling him goobs you fucking weirdos
*portions goobs*
*Staggers home tired and worn down after doing grunt work at Kelsey's*
*portions gooby*
>>74018026
You're laughing at me now but just you wait. Ill be the only one alive on the picks.
why are forced memes the only memes that stick on heem? are most generals like this? i know /nfl/ is full of trips which is way worse but these forced memes are killingn it for me
>>74018117
Blame Adan AKA the biggest sperg on all of heem
>>74018117
why kind of memes would you like to see?
>>74018117
Name one forced meme that has stuck (been around over 3 months)
>>74018117
>>74018155
I've never had to chase a meme in my life!
On heem, I ain't doing it. I don't have to.
back up doo
back up doo
*unhooks*
*portions some gooby into /heem/*
>>74018217
This is the worst forced meme of all forced memes.
>>74018325
Schaub is worse
>>74018330
Nah. Because Schaub isn't a meme.
>>74018333
Yah. He is
>>74018345
Schaub is a 'meme' in the sense that he is a joke, yes
>>74018345
its not him. its the guy that keeps posting him. he thinks its gonna catch maybe or he thinks it bothers everybody else so much and hes max lel trolling. i dont get it but its the poster not the retired fighter
>>74018092
is he the only challenger that can threaten the lhw-bull-trifecta?
>>74018345
No, Schaub is a movement.
>>74018364
Maybe to you he's a joke. To me he's a role-model. A successful businessman, fighter, and analyst. Something we can all thrive to be.
>>74018367
What is gonna catch on? What are you even talking about?
>max lel trolling
I get trolled a lot. I don't do the trolling.
>>74018325
Except it's not a forced meme you dip.
Check the archives bud
>>74018387
>movement
>Has been forcing this sperg meme all by himself over a year now
>He's the only one who is here all day obsessing about him
Sad!
>>74018367
Only newfags are bothered by shaub posting.
They are a low tier casual test. It's a cycle that never ends because someone always has to mention them and newfags always try to force their own "______ bless" meme
>movement
>1 sperg with a europoor proxy
SAD! SAD! SAD! SAD!
>>74018414
I've been on /heem/ since it was only gamethreads. I've been a fan of Schaub since TUF 10.
Maybe>>74018427
is right
We could prolly heem the shit out of every single one of you fatsos ITT
>>74018427
>Calls people casual by posting a meme fighter whose memery only lasted 2 months
A dedicated spazz who self-admits he refreshes the catalog to make sure he's first, is not a meme, it just means he's autistically dedicated enough to make something like that a priority.
And then when people tell him to get a life, he starts projecting his life onto a man who doesn't even know he exists, he says we're just jealous of him and "haters"..what's there to be jealous of?
>>74018450
are you triggered little guy?
excuse me
>>74018455
Yeah I'm very triggered and need to retreat to my safe-space.
doo tell me you didn't just do that right now
>Yes I dee
tell me you didn't just
>Yes I dee you know I dee
you came in my face
>So what?
>>74018450
>what's there to be jealous of?
>>74018450
>getting a (you) from a casual
There are far worse spergs on heem. Once again you've been caught by shaub posting.
When will they learn?
>>74018387
Schaub is a movement all right
>>74018500
>Le casual
I was here when this sperg started his entire crusade, and it's cause he wanted to be an internet celebrity like the CanadianOP aka Adan. You're an idiot yourself.
good morning, /heem/
>>74018524
he's truly is a great Anal-yst ;^)
Who /TeamWoodley/ here?
ill heem you, autists
*portions gooby*
*drops the fighter and the kids off at the pool*
*portions poems on reddit*
>>74018500
i hate that french wrestlefucking fag
>>74018529
>the delusion
Schaub bless
>>74018649
Fedor didn't kick a whole lot, but man did he nail Fujita with that liver shot.
I still think he's got enough left in the tank to beat Mitrione.
>>74018736
Only been doing it for a month and to make fun of (you) for forcing a retired CTE ridden fighter for over a year
>sittin on the dock of the bay
>watchin the tide roll away
How many more bongs until Korean Zombie
>does your cunt hang low
>does it dangle too-and-fro
>can you tie it in a knot?
>can you tie it in a bow?
>can you throw it over your shoulder?
>like a continental soldier?
>does your cunt hang low?
>>74018649
*ranks fedor*
*holds door open for woman*
*tips fedora*
*portions less height than instructed*
>>74018775
>>74018855
CUTE
>>74018871
Not really
>>74018871
how old there?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/3/14496818/ufc-mma-news-athlete-retreat-wme-img-fighters-roster-las-vegas-celebrities-ari-emanuel
>The entire UFC roster, which consists of over 500 active fighters, have been invited to attend a UFC ‘athlete retreat’ in Las Vegas with co-CEOs Ari Emanuel and Patrick Whitesell in May.
>The event will span over a two-day period and fighters will be accompanied with several other WMG-IMG represented celebrities and musicians. In fact, a WME-IMG client will be performing a concert at the end of the retreat, and some of the celebrities will be conducting presentations.
>Former UFC light heavyweight champion and current UFC vice president of athlete performance, Forrest Griffin, will unveil the new UFC Performance Institute, a free program which will allow fighters and coaches to learn new techniques centered on weight cutting, recovery, and training exercises.
Gives me a creepy vibe 2bh
>>74018912
wtf, sounds like Scientology or something
Real Fite fans are playing ufc 2 to be quite honest family
>>74018912
We NXT now.
Schaubfags you're in the wrong thread.
looks like paige is having fun
>>74018912
Related to Hollywood maybe? WME is a talent agency after all, I've long since wondered if the purchase was made with an eye towards leveraging star power. There have been a few examples since the buyout, like Holloway and Bisping doing their movie shit and Goober showing up on Game of Thrones. Who the hell knows what kind of cut the fighters would even get with all the crazy shit they put into contracts.
More of a timeshare pitch than Heaven's Gate 2.0 I bet.
>>74019032
I'd sure love to portion semen onto their faces
>>74017399
joe is all about high test food
>>74019032
it would be pretty cool to see gabi penetrate paige with her gigantic clit
>>74018649
fedor was a fucking monster good lord
>>74019032
the autistic winking bitch better not corrupt our pure girl
I don't like her hanging out with gabi and cyborg lads
>>74019053
Post webm of Alvey getting culturally enriched.
>>74019078
whats wrong with Gabi and Cyborg? theyre both well accomplished fighters in their prime
gabi could probably deadlift more hungover than 98 percent of the fags that post here
>>74018643
A man who's only skill was his abnormally think skull alomst KO'd one of the greatest fighters in the history of the sport
>>74019078
You should be glad if you like PVZ, maybe some of their talent will rub off on her.
>>74019091
>well accomplished fighters
Well I suppose technically Gabi is the undisputed #1 women's heavyweight
>>74019032
They seem to be rocking out!
>>74019108
are you retarded?
>>74019053
Mcgregor said in his PPV interview thing that he isnt in GOT, and he isnt sure why people are saying he is, unfortunately
>>74019119
I thought you meant as a MMA fighter
>>74019119
>Silver medal
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMB BITCH
>>74019127
Weird, seemed to be all over the place. Still seems like things are going in that direction.
>>74019104
gabi was almost sheemd by the black mandrama girl
how do you think sgt doakes would do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?
>>74019133
mackenzie slayed the dragon
>>74019164
Aren't they 2-1 in Gabi's favour and McKenzie's win was a gamey point winning affair?
Legit question
>>74019161
>sheemd
audible kek
>>74019161
She's a top-notch grappler and PVZ has a pretty shitty ground game. Still a different pedigree.
>>74019167
I do believe you are right, but then again; how can you be expected to submit someone who can force their way out of your armbar attempt just by flexing
>>74019167
yeah Gabi got a point deduction for talking to the ref for clarification and Mackenzie stalled for the rest of the match and won off of the technicality. She still won tho
Have you ever HEEMED so much that you HEEMED?
>>74019192
That really diminishes the impressiveness of it imo. Not shitting on Dern though.
>>74019213
>tfw you "technically" slay the dragon
>>74019213
Would have never happened with EBI rules
It will kill normal sports jiu jitsu believe you me
>>74019242
>Mackenzie stalls in overtime
>Gabi stands up immediately
>Gabi wins
>tfw missing tonights card
kill me
>>74019242
What are the major difference in rulesets between EBI, traditional sports BJJ, Metamoris/Polaris and Submission Underground?
>>74019429
EBI and submission underground have the same rules, submission only except when the times's up you have a overtime. You choose weather you want back or spiderweb (armbar) position, and you try to get either a submission faster than your opponent or an escape faster than your opponent, and you get 3 tries. unless the defenders gets a submission himself then he just automatically wins
For Metamoris/Polaris submission or draw
And traditional gives you points for (varies on organizations) for different positions you get, which leaves to point fighting and stalling when you have the lead, some organizations even take away points for jumping guard
I'd like to see Whitaker vs Kelvin in a five rounder
>>74019470
Whitaker has trouble with welterweights, Gastelum would win
>>74017397
"Conor McGregor" is actually an Ivory Coast native called Kona Magiga
He has been whitewashed by the UFC establishment for years in order to keep the black man down
guys how big of a difference/equalizer would it be if goobs and mayweather fought with 4oz gloves
>>74018912
Sounds like some Mewtwo in the Pokémon movie shit.
Maybe Ari Emmanuel has a golem he wants to pit up against all the fighters.
>>74019530
it should be mugyga
>>74019600
https://www.fb.com/silverc.magiga
Follow buzz on instagram and get back to me
https://twitter.com/MeganOlivi/status/827763204914823168
do you think she rubs that big ol belly?
>Curtis Blaydes
Name my band
>>74019676
a succ at the foxbury
>>74019676
karyn bryant and the short ones
>>74018524
>>74018565
fucking kek
Wait a second
Did heem start the fake news meme?
Are WE the premier minds?
anyone watch the hurt business documentary? what did you think of it
Ramos went from 2.77 to 2.40 in nearly 2 days lmao
Niko Price went from 2.50 or so to 1.75 lmao
How many of you didnt parlay these 2 dudes
>>74019815
Good for educating casuals, nothing new for real fight fans but still a good watch
>>74019815
an hour and a half of jon jones lying through his fucking teeth basically
>found out Karolina is in Venice to support the guy fighting my boy
became even more of my antigirl
>>74019102
Now that's not true. Apart from being tough as nails, Fujita was a legit Wrestler. Guy was a national champion and even represented Japan in the Olympics as a reserve. He also had surprisingly good cardio for a Heavyweight, many a time managing to survive the early onslaught from his opponents and then turning the tide on them after they gassed. And lastly, he hit like a truck. Granted his striking was poor, but if he landed on you cleanly you were heading to queer street.
>>74017536
God, imagine how good it feels to just smash a motherfucker like that inside the cage earning 5 digits in 4 mins, knowing you're expected at the afterparty with chicks?
GET UR PICKS IN LADS
FRESH FROM MSPAINT
>>74019933
He would unironically be a Top 10 HW today if you took his 2001 self and transported him to 2017
>>74020040
You're probably right, the division is the weakest it's been in a long time. Having legit wrestling as well as heavy hands and one of the best chins I've ever seen, I reckon he could do well. And that's before you put him in a good Gym that teaches him proper striking.
FRIENDLY REMINDER
FRIENDLY REMINDER
MVP vs Daley is #FAKENEWS
>>74020169
>>74020040
Okay that's enough you fucking goofballs, the old guys might still be ruling HW for the most part but the sport still evolved.
>>74020244
HW is not better now than it was in 2005
goofs where can I watch PRIDE fights, I want to jerk off to young Hendo
>inb4 fight pass
Are you niggers excited?
>>74020283
There's a big torrent for all of the Pride events on private tracker xtremewrestlingtorrents.net, that's where I got them all.
Registration is open at the moment so I'd get on that.
>>74020283
pride.tv
>>74019984
Bermudez
Grasso
Vick
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74020324
Do they have other promotions like Strikeforce too?
>>74020343
Don't remember, grabbed it three years ago and stopped watching wrestling so I didn't use the site much.
when did you guys dana white is a psychic vampire trying to suck our life essence through forcing terrible matchups like holly vs germaine on us
Not sure how he comes up with this stuff but he truely enjoys it when we ramble about it on the internet
>>74019192
I don't understand how Gabi doesn't submit everybody real quick...
She's so much stronger that she could jump in the guard and get a kimura real quick or a choke
Lads I'm helping train my wife's son
How can I train his chin?
>>74020324
I grabbed it.
Any must watch events you guys want to recommend since I'm not planning on downloading 100 gigs
Currently just getting Bushido 9
>>74020403
Knock him out repeatedly. It'll strengthen over time as they grow older.
Eddie and Alex talking about going to the moon is a goat moment in history
>>74020403
I know you're being ironic, but wrestling neck exercises, lots of trap work(heavy holds, carries, shrugs and pulls) and sparring so he learns not to be scared of getting hit.
Fun fact I got head kicked 15 times minimum during yesterdays training
>>74020408
I personally think 2002 onwards is when Pride really starts coming into its own and stops having ridiculous mismatches with pro wrestlers/one sport athletes all the time, but if you just want an event or series of them I'd say go with the Grand Prix events from 2003/4/5. That's Total Elimination and Final Conflict from 2003, Total Elimination, Critical Countdown and Final Conflict from 2004, and the same series of events for 2005.
The 2005 GP is considered particularly legendary, but Total Elimination 2004 is my favourite Pride event by far.
Rogan
>black belt in Jiujitzu
>black belt in Tae Kwon Do
>has explosive power due to gorilla kettle bell work outs and onnit
Why is he not number #1 contender yet?
>Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
>March 4, 2017
>february is shorter, guys
yes
>>74020408
Pride 10
Pride 33
MW GP's in 2003 and 2005
all of Sakuraba
all the Final Conflict/Shockwave events
>>74020408
oh yeah and Pride 25 too. 10/25/33 are the key numbered events.
Is she the future of wmma?
>>74020583
Because taekwondo is a meme
Hey pussy, are you still here?
>>74021019
N-no
>>74021019
I wish they would let me in next door so I could succ yo dick Jon
>this kills the white "woman"
>>74020995
But he has the most powerful chest kick in the industry! Even GSP was impressed
How can white "women" compete?
>>74020597
I wasn't supposed to jack it today but that pic is changing my mind REEEEEEEEEEE
>KZ is fighting tonight
Nice
>>74021504
>jacking to kardashians
you filthy slut
>Gooby was scared to fight Mendes, no way he'd fight a wrestler, right?
>Gooby was scared to fight Aldo, FINALLY the #1 P4P fighter on the planet and the KING will put the CLOWN to rest, right?
>Gooby is terrified of Diaz, he's shook! No way he'll fight him again, GOOBER IS SHOOK, I REPEAT, GOOBY IS SCARED AND SHOOK, DIAZ WILL CLOWN ON HIM IN THE REMATCH!
>Gooby will get annihilated against Alvarez, he's shook, look at how SCARED he is of fighting Alvarez because of this press conference!
Yet here we are.
>Gooby is scared to fight Khabib, he'll never fight Khabib!
>Gooby is scared to fight El Cucky, he'll never fight El Cucky!
Yawn.
>Gooby is scared to fight ______, he'll never fight _____!
>>74017272
bermudez
herrig
trujilo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
who is your favourite woman mixed martial artist?
Mauricio and Bas are an amiable commentating couple, on a sidenote why doesn't olympic wrestling have commentators who are knowledgeable about the sport and can enhance the viewing experience
>>74022412
What's up you NIGGERS, tell me which fights will be spicy.
>>74022826
every single of them
>>74022607
I'm 9 weeks no fap pls stop
>>74022847
Don't have time for that, and I'm 196er, so I don't know many people on that card.
>>74022865
>I'm 196er
>>74022914
But I pay for PPV, so I make the goofster happy.
>>74022946
>I pay for PPV
Hey /heem/ where's my iPad
>>74022971
You're from Netherlands my friend, you shouldn't be poor, so stop being a nigger.
>>74022946
>I pay for PPV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPlS6TTaBzw
>>74018529
hope you enjoyed the ride bud
>>74023036
bathroom
>>74022971
>>74023045
I aint got a laptop, how do I stream on the tv with an iPad?
I bought Cody vs dom n nunes vs rousey and I don't regret it or feel burnt or scammed like when I bought UFC 143.
These people deserve every penny we give them, and if you're an adult it's not s problem.
>>74023665
this card gay as fuck dudes
>>74023724
There ain't nothing wrong with a good old-fashioned dick.
>>74023665
>when I bought UFC 143.
No you didnt
Has the predictions fag come around with his predictions yet?
>>74022826
why the fuck does bermudez look so huge
they're almost the same height
>>74023907
The Korean Zombie is more like The Korean Twink.
Khabib will submit Tony, Conor, Aldo, Nate, Nick, RDA, Tyroid, Wonderboy, Maia, Cowboy in this order.
>>74021674
I'm the biggest Conor's nuthugger, but Chad's a wrestler, Khabib is THE wrestler.
>>74024049
you only like him because he's part of your flag
>>74023907
bermudez cuts a lot of weight
>>74024108
Well also maybe cuz he's a 24-0 and breaks top lightweights in half.
>>74024108
based larkin
I'm hyped for Korean Zombie. He looked good against Aldo and was unlucky, that he dislocated this shoulder during the fight. I hope ring rust is only a meme
>>74024049
>mfw khabib ground and pound TKOs goober in Russia
>mfw WME, Dana and all of Ireland commit sudoku
>>74024333
Nah, Conor brings even larger numbers after a loss.
>>74017272
Bermudez
Grasso
Trujilo
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Andrade
Can you cancel bets?
huge panic
>>74024838
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EYES?!?!?
>>74024854
Why who did you bet on?
What happened with the Conor vs Mayweather fight? Did Mayweather agree to pay Conor more money?
>>74017272
KZ
Grasso
Trujilo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74024854
lmao who you bet on
>>74024867
absolutely nothing
>>74024867
>he has never seen native mexicans
>>74024867
She doesn't have irises.
>>74025138
That's one thing, but I think that's something weird eve about the shape.
Why's the UFC letting go of Bader? He's one of the better ones in a shallow division. Fair enough Rumble slaughtered him but he came back and KO'd Lafiti
Who is the Chuck of todays mma?
>>74025174
>New owners arn't willing to pay anyone
>They're also morons who dont know anything about mma
>>74025158
Grasso's eyes look like an Asian's eyes desu
When do the early prelims start today for Uropfags?
>>74025240
Yeah, you're right, they kinda look like yellow nigga eyes.
>>74025174
new owners are cheap fucks, who think, they can run a MMA promotion like any other entertainment promotion. Bader is a legit fighter, but he's has zero charisma. They need clowns, who can hype up the fights WWE style
>>74025292
6 BONGS 15 BINGS
>>74024867
hmmm?
>>74025629
her pussy was looking good at the fake weigh ins
>>74025432
They can totally do it if they kick out all legit bricks and leave only clowns, if everybody's a clown it won't matter if they win or lose
>Emma is finally drawing world class athletes
It's about time
>>74023895
I did it. I fucking bet $40 to a homie and we wathied it with so much anticipation. Then Greg Jackson destroys MMA and Condit ran like a bitch.
I felt robbed. Goddamnit the pain from that fight is eternal.
Swore I'd never buy a pocket again, then I grew up.
>>74025599
18:15?
>>74026028
19:00
>>74026028
No, 6 Bongs and 15 Bings from now.
ariel helwani
>>74026061
>>74026073
So its starts as alway 00:30? 1:30 for me since Dublin is one hour behind?
who has the biggest boobs in wmma
>>74026127
yes, 11.30 ireland, 00.30 spain and 1.30 if you're on the east side of deutschztan
>>74026176
Thank you m8
no, thank you
>>74026237
How are you holding up, boys?
>>74026154
Either her or Macedo
>>74026154
Jesus saves for sure
>>74026154
looks trannyish though
>>74026472
What did he mean by this?
>>74026472
is he one of us?
>>74026549
It's a play on
Lmao @ ur "life"
post your bets (real or hypothetical) and picks for the entire ufc fight night 104 card
Price, Hamilton parlay
Jung
Grasso
Trujillo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
Blaydes
Tanaka
Skelly
Torres
Price
Khalil
>>74026692
i'll cap them if you want me to btw
*blocks your path*
>>74023907
American athletes have better supplements
>>74026722
No thanks. Danny Browns vs Mike Perry was a mad fight, however. Deserves to be on the spicy bangers list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbZTemwpBPU&t=34s
>>74026734
>>74026769
>>74026791
Fucking hell, she's literally the most beautiful woman I know.
>>74026822
Come on, your country has Denise Milani
>>74026805
That would be the Russians, my friend
>>74024867
She's a demon from hell
>>74026834
>Denise Milani
I looked her up, Gina is more beautiful.
>>74026837
Russian supplements are so good they make you piss hot
>>74020883
>
what did Google mean by this?
portion space between us
>>74026837
Sure thing Jeff
>>74017399
>Ezekiel bread
>>74020883
no
>>74026916
Ayy Blyat! I sub you from any position!
>>74017399
did you shoop this pic because I remember a different sauce; the red one with the hen on it
>>74024867
part european part central american
Who are you rooting for tonight?
>>74027044
Grasso.
Herrig is a cunt
>>74017961
>Gus didnt beat DC
You are a retard and shouldnt watch fights desu.
>>74017272
bermudez
grasso
vick
OSP
hamilton
andrade
This guy slaps your girls ass, what do?
WSOF Middleweight & Light Heavyweight champ David Branch is now a free agent:
https://twitter.com/DavidcBranchMMA/status/827937406242299904
UFC bound?
>>74027165
definitely dana needs some lhw contenders
>>74027120
nothing
he can't fight
i'd just laugh at his face for 15 minutes and win a controversial 29-28 split decission, then call scott coker and ask for another gracie journeyman
ez $$$$$
Would Gina date me if I had 90 million dollars?
>>74018117
*portions memes*
Should the UFC incentivise fighters to move to LHW? either a big jump in rankings, or like a quarter extra in wages or something.
im thinking about Weidman here especially, and Moose and Jacare too. But also who in HW could make the transition?
>>74027338
Adam Milstead and Marcel Fortuna (both of whom are fighting tonight) are both small Heavyweights. I reckon they could make the cut if they lose. I can't think of any ranked Heavyweights though, they're all too big. Oleinik used to fight at 205 before he got older.
Did you train real Brasil Jiu Jitsu today?
I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
>>74026472
Nate isnt worth 20 million, he's worth 500k w/o conor
>>74027595
thank you for your service
Roganposting has gone too far.
What's going on /heem/? UFC production value going down and less content in general these days? Where is the actual official 40 minute weigh in video, no content of the early weigh ins either.
>>74027681
Because it a "literally who" card, no one gives a shit, not even Dana.
How many bongs until the first fight?
>>74027694
There have been many /who/ cards in the past anon.
>>74017638
Who has another 13 seconds spare to watch Aldo getting smashed?
>>74027681
is 'cause nobody give a shit about this cards, come back in march for UFC 209
>>74018378
he sure is.
>>74017272
Bermudez
Grasso
Vick
OSP
Hamilton
andrade
>>74027749
>>74027576
PeruSperg wil finnally get btfo in march when khabib becomes champ, insha'allah
>>74017272
Jung
Herrig
Trujilo
Oezdemir
Fortuna
Hill
>>74017272
Korean Zombie
Grasso
Vick
OSP
Hamilton
Hill
kek you now remember michael bisping won and still holds a ufc title
who could have predicted that shit
>>74017272
KZ
Grasso
trujilo
Volkan
Hamilton 50lbs heavier
Andrade
>>74027968
I want to hear the excuses Spain will make after he beats Tony
>>74021674
goobs will sleep khabib in 1st and the world will collapse
>le front runners
*portions (You's)*
>>74027694
>no one gives a shit about cards without big names on them
Why do people care? You don't have to be a big name to put on an exciting fight, or to be a technically skilled fighter.
>>74026549
Dana said he offered him a fight, this is his response
>>74028314
people have to care for reasons outside of "hey I guess the fight might be exciting". not everyone is so psychotically obsessed with MMA.
>>74026472
if he put fight in quotations he'd be an official boy
how long until the main card
>Saturday snuck up on me
not good
>>74028386
church tomorrow
>>74028355
>not everyone is so psychotically obsessed with MMA
mandrama, you mean
they don't care about the actual fights and just want to hear two people spew scripted trash talk
those people only matter because they give the company money
I'm looking at tonight's card
Who the hell is Daniel Jolly and how is he in the UFC?
>>74028399
t. guy who illegally posts fights
>>74028399
nah, even in hardcore circles you're an abnormality. this is why people in this thread aren't really interested in this card, despite not being mandrama fags either.
>>74028367
please respond
>Unironically most of /heem/ are so new they havn't even seen KZ fight before
>>74028367
>>74028425
please respond
>6 fight main card starts at 5am
>>74028422
>this is why people in this thread aren't really interested in this card
the ones that aren't casuals are
>>74028425
10 pm eastern
>>74028460
try being an american next time
>>74028436
>muh longevity
don't ever use that pic related again
it's a dis hespect
>>74028489
>the ones that aren't casuals are
ok, this seems like an obtuse way to think
>>74028494
>its a spainsperg episode
No way am I staying up till 7-8am for a card like this, sorry lads
>>74019984
KZ
Grasso
Trujilo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
>>74028520
lol your beyond assblasted m8
>>74028489
this goof
Requesting webm of Roop sleeping KZ
Thanks
>>74027983
>those meme picks
>>74028541
>Ireland has no will to last in the later rounds
How unsurprising, these fights have the potential to be spicy stylistically
>>74028605
>the sperg begins
>>74028640
Yeah but like I give up the chance to be able to train and study tomorrow if I don't sleep, priorities for a yuropoor you must understand
>>74028640
canada in charge of knowing how to fight
>>74028647
quit projecting, there's no reason to try to overcompensate
you'll be fine
>>74028663
check this site for replays the day after, assuming you don't have some means of watching it besides streaming
http://www.mma-core.com/
>>74028715
Ty bro I have it recorded tho
>>74028700
>the white nationalist immigrant hiding in peru is back at it again
t. low test cuck
He's setting up a twister
I just found a USB drive with tons of old heem webms on it. Commencing dump and I don't mean a Schaub.
>>74028838
>Kevin Lee was heem'd by that
Reem bless lads
>>74024959
>>74025086
the zombie twink
Had to upload this one for sound:
http://streamable.com/0b66u
>>74028838
>old
>webms
>>74028759
mommy someone thinks different than me on the internet.
CANADA IS S H O O K ! i bet you like midgets and woman fights
>>74028908
Older at least, most of it's from about a year ago. Lots of stuff I haven't seen since it was posted.
>>74028949
Keep dumping bro
>>74028897
why would you even bet on him hes been out for nearly 4 years who knows how he will look
Beautiful work, champ
>>74029006
Isn't that a grounded fighter?
>>74029024
Looks like it, but it's kind of hard to see whether the guy takes his hand off the mat or not, the kicker's body is in the way. I think shit like this may be part of why they changed the rules, Jon Jones tried something similar against Belfort if memory serves.
ow
Conor is saying he might go to Mania. I mean what if he gets assigned to be the special ref for Brock vs Taker vs Kane vs Goldberg vs Roman Reigns. They don't wrestle and just beat up Conor badly. Since WWE is fake we couldn't know if it was a real beating. Then Vine comes out doing the strut and they pick up Conor's corpse and make him kiss Vince's ass.Gunnar,John and everyone else will probably be in the front row. But they don't seem to have his back as proven by the Nate stuff.
>>74028992
underdog
would of made fuck all betting on bermudez
>>74029006
That's one of the most satisfying things I have ever seen.
Possibly my favorite MMA webm ever
>>74029240
what youtube comment section did you copypaste this out of
>>74029258
>would of
also how much did you bet and what bookie are you using
>>74029240
is this the kind of stuff wrestling fans think about? this is just sad
>>74029320
I wish they were actually fighting, it might have been interesting to watch
>>74029289
>what bookie are you using
the one in town
>>74029383
go over there and find out
how much did you bet btw
>>74019676
Poor Little White Girl
>>74029373
Minowaman the GOAT.
>>74029410
You'll see tonight when I post my winnings
>>74029373
I agree...Pride had some interesting little guy vs. big guy matchups but a lot of the giants weren't all that good. Sakurba fought legit big guys but it did him in, I don't know if we'll ever see anything quite like that again.
whos commentating tonight lads?
>>74029513
DC and Cruz
>>74029090
That looks weird but was kinda smart right?
>>74029551
no one believes you
>>74029556
>Benson
>Good/smart
no
>>74029577
Glorious.
Boyssss
Give me some bets for today either full event accumulators or just main card !
>>74029634
>KZ by KO
>>74029556
No, but all things are possible through Christ.
>>74028663
You can go one day without studying or training. ;)
>>74029634
Hamilton, Torres, Skelly
>>74029697
not going to make it
>>74029697
No such thing as a day without either
>>74028663
What if your buddies stay up to watch the fight dont think the'll want to trane m8
>>74029699
>>74029656
Thanks lad 5£ on both.
Need a full fight accumulator so i can win big MONEY
>>74029634
Hamilton and Ovince
>>74029740
My mma-watching friends only stay up for the PPVs
>>74029759
it will be so funny if Hamilton fucks this up tonight, biggest weight advantage since Brock/Couture
>>74029794
*since Baruto/Cro Cop
>>74029802
*in a non-meme organization
/HERRIG/ will /WIN/
bet your xbox 360
This board is deader than Josh Samman
>>74029902
>bet your xbox 360
you don't seem very confident
>>74029987
too soon
>>74029956
>>74017272
Shit card aside from Grasso
I'm going to sleep
>>74030030
>sergio pettis wanted to bang this
>>74029987
[banned from Bloody Elbow comments]
>>74030045
>main card doesn't start until 10 PM
goodnight
>>74030045
>Shit card aside from Grasso
>>74030045
GRASSO
>>74030048
>>74030125
Manly, yet also oddly feminine
>>74017272
Bermudez
Grasso
Vick
OSP
Hamilton
andrade
>>74030171
>>74030171
>>74030171
NEW
>>74030176
>11 posts early
>>74030165
werdum looking lean
>>74030048
source?
>>74030237
>being this casual
>>74030287
>knowing which girls manlets want to bang
If this is the criteria for being a non casual I dont want in anymore
>>74030030
if the UFC rectangle wasn't blocking a portion of her waist, people would find this more attractive
she really is not bad looking at all
if she had less muscle definition, she would be hot
>>74030367
Settle down, Michael.
>>74030367
have you seen that face tho? theres no way you consider that to be attractive. maybe in an uglycute way but shes definitely not above a 5/10 in the face
reminder to take your alpha brain
>>74030392
she has a feminine face, but a masculine jaw
it's actually one of the more attractive faces on the ufc roster imo
if you put her face on tate's body, you have a 10/10
reminder the new thread is here
>>74030171
>>74030171
>>74030171
>>74027076
Lol moron
>>74020403
>wife's son