/heem/: daniel cormier edition

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Schaub is God

Nigger

this thread seems fake to me

>its a Dana calls /heem/ on the phone episode
https://youtu.be/wvoJju4B11s

>>74013367
Why the fuck do you have to get first post in every thread?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__10xdqK1j0
>689 viewers
which one of you goofs said that holly holm was a huge draw

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>>74013385
Because I make a valiant effort to do so.

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Lol clean your ears cheeto-sperg

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>>74013384
>australians

Who upset the dockdwarf this time? Did another check bounce?

>>74013394
I used to like you coral springs but I'm startin to get real sick of your shit

If you dad got home in a drunk rage and began beating your sweet defenseless mother to a pulp, would you be you man enough to HEEM HIM SILLY

>>74013384

>Australians

Lol

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>>74013408
A lot of people dislike me here. You'd be in good company.

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>>74013405
>>74013415
every time

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>>74013419
You're on the watchlist

>>74013384

It's illegal to stream a PPV you paid for but would it be illegal to have 90k people in a stadium watching one paid for PPV?

>>74013436
yeah the rate you pay depends on your venue, bars/restaurants for example don't pay $60 they pay $1500 or whatever it is

>its a Cerrone has his chin deleted episode

>>74013387
>it's still at 600 views lmfao

>>74013447

If I stream to 50 people it's illegal, but if I invite 50 people to watch it with me live it's perfectly fine?

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>>74013477
>WMMA
Fucking waifufaggots keeping it alive

Is there no weigh ins tonight?

>>74013384
>paying to watch that tubbyfuck

>>74013487
yeah if you're inviting them over to your private property for free of course it's legal

>>74013487
What's it like being so stupid? Does it suck?

>triggered by women

Lol wew just imagine

>>74013506
Scrapped so they could have the ufc 208 press call

>>74013529

Yeah it sucks a lot. One time I got a 25% on a math quiz in 5th grade when everyone else passed with 90s. I still haven't outlived that :(

>caring about female ""fighters""
Lmao wew

ufc 206 conference call has 73,000 views and did 150,000 buys

https://youtu.be/757I37y3TSQ
cube and the funny guy from sunny on goobs

>>74013552

>ufc 206 conference call has 73,000 views

That was *after* the fact you moron.

>>74013557
literally everyone is aware of that bro lol
you're really desperate to call people stupid
relax!

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>>74013554
Why the fuck wouldn't they get mac on there, he actually trains. No one is gonna see that shitty movie anyway. Ice Cube is a sellout and a terrble actor fyi.

>>74013563

Yeah but you saying that when it's been over 2 months since it got uploaded is irrelevant lol.

Also it should be noted that only mandrama spergs care about how many buys PPVs do. That's why when you go on /asp/ there's about a dozen threads about who is a "draw" and who isn't. You obsess about that kinda stuff lol

>>74013384
kek

Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>74013595
Honda

she's real

>>74013387
Why do they still do these awful things. Only memorable one in the past year was for 200

Why didn't they cancel UFC 208?

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Hello my friends. Which fights on this card should be spicy? Don't have time to watch them all, and don't really know many people on it.

t. 196er

>>74013580
>the finances of the company running the sport dont matter

Retard

>>74013612
they really want those 110,000 buys

>>74013612
They did, technically

>>74013621

Are you a stock holder? Do you sit on the board meetings? Do you even own fight pass? Have you ever bought a single UFC PPV in your life? The answer to all these is no but you love musing about how many sales a card will do and obsessing over Magiga.

Retard.

>>74013554
>https://youtu.be/757I37y3TSQ
crazy they'd hype up Conor-Floyd on fox's UFC show
guess they want it to happen?

>>74013637
>the finances which dictate the product dont matter guys!!!

RETARD

>do you own FP, bought PPVs

Yes retard. Save those stupid arguments for fighter pay you retarded jobless faggot

>>74013643
they signed a deal with wme/img

Gonna be howling when Hill wins are ruins everyones predictions

>>74013665
Hill's getting heemed the fuck out

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Who /PLATINUM/ here?

>>74013665
i picked hill with one of my submissions, i'm gonna submit a lot more tonight too

>>74013658
who did?
Conor and Floyd?

doubt

>>74013654

>The product

As if you can't expose yourself as a mandrama sperg any harder.

>UFC 206 was one of the best cards of 2016
>This mandrama sperg is still more interested in when CM Punk will fight next cause then more mandrama spergs like him can tune into it

You can't even read properly. Why do the finances matter to YOU? I'm not saying they don't matter, I'm asking why you care so much you literal dwarf.

>>74013385
because he's a sad cunt that lives through another man

>>74013694
>>74013580
settle down killer

>>74013676
by a woman?

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Why is Holly such a waifu material?

>>74013706

Oh got me there booger-eater.

>>74013690

Tailor that suit ya juicehead

>>74013694
>as if you cant expose yourself

What are you even talking about aspie? Do you seriously think its best for the UFC to hemorrhage money and have to put out WSOF tier product? Or are you just some retarded autist who doesn't understand the premise of a company making money?

>to YOU

Because it affects the product you completely mentally stunted aspie. Do you think a company losing money is somehow good for everything else?

Kill yourself jesus christ youve knocked down my IQ about 20 points

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Why haven't (YOU) decided to eat at Kelsey's /HEEM/?

>>74013742
Dips are too bland

>>74013384
BASED DAZZA

>>74013694
>>74013739
Is this really 2 people? Why so angry?

>>74013739

>Because it affects the product

Lol based on what? Are you saying UFC wasn't great before Magiga showed up and did 1.6 million buys at UFC 202? Are you saying UFC wasn't great before Brock showed up at UFC 100? How can some moron literally sit there on their casual high horse and suggest that UFC's quality goes down when every PPV doesn't sell over a million buys? You don't even work for the UFC you idiot.

You still even can't really answer why you care other than your aspie mandrama propensity to obsess over who is a draw and who isn't, not about the actual fights themselves.

>WSOF tier

Lol dumb casual WSOF is usually great you moron.

> youve knocked down my IQ about 20 points

So now you're in the negative range?

>>74013708
a "woman"

>>74013698
I hope Creepy loses a split decision just to see how salty he would be

>>74013790
>based on what

Thee is no point in even continuing anything after this.

A company hemorraghes money and you just go 'MANDRAMA MANDRAMA MANDRAMA"

Sincerely, kill yourself you actual mandramafag. You cannot even comprehend the most basic talking point of the discussion

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>>74013802

>>74013790
You are a very very stupid Sherdog warrior (loser)

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>>74013373
I second this post.

>>74013742
why haven't you told me what your dad was like

by the way that isn't me lmao

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“The Ultimate Fighter 18” cast member Gina Mazany will make her Octagon debut against Sara McMann at UFC Fight Night 105 on Feb. 18.

Promotion officials confirmed that Mazany will replace the injured Liz Carmouche in the women’s bantamweight bout on Friday. UFC Fight Night 105 takes place at the Scotiabank Center in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, and is headlined by a heavyweight clash between Derrick Lewis and Travis Browne.

>>74013838
Adan! Is that you?

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*portions gooby*

>this restauraunt is losing money and has to serve shittier product, but who cares, you aren't REAL FOODIE if you don't like the prospect of overpaying for slop!!!!

-morons

>>74013839
Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Nordine Taleb vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Carla Esparza vs. Randa Markos
Aiemann Zahabi vs. Reginaldo Vieira
Jack Marshman vs. Thiago Santos
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder
Gerald Meerschaert vs. Ryan Janes

>>74013816

Hermorraghing money? The UFC made $300 million profit in both 2015 and 2016, They are not hermorraghing money at all, not even a little bit, but it's always refreshing knocking down mental midgets like you down a notch.

>Thee is no point in even continuing anything after this.

That was apparently clear after reading your first reply pal. You know nothing about anything. You obsess about inconsequential things that have nothing to do with you, you have your facts all warped and worst of all you're a blistering casual who decided to stick around. (You)'ing me twice won't change the facts about this.

Your only argument when you're confronted about being wrong is telling the person to "kill themselves" and/or calling them an "autistic cuck" cause that's much easier than actually having a logical functioning brain. Very sad!

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>>74013708
>doesn't know Andrade
the state of 207ers

side note
>going through archive for andrade webms
>find this
>http://img.4plebs.org/boards/sp/image/1411/83/1411838745912.webm
>Jessica Andrade vs Joanne Calderwood.webm
kek

>>74013859
Not once did I say they were hemorraghing annually

Please learn how to read before you type out a wall of garbage that I'm not going to end up reading you retarded autist

See ya!

>>74013864
will be a good fight, but she might have too much of a strength advantage over Hill

>Walks into restaurant
>Orders cheetos and tendies
>They get brought out to him
>Waiter about to leave
>"Hey by the way how much profit does this restaurant make?"
>"w-what?"
>"I want to know how much this restaurant makes before I can enjoy my cheetos and tendies, if I don't know then I won't be able to enjoy myself"
>"h-huh?"
>"Can I speak to the manager? I want to see this restaurant's tax returns and profits, I'm very concerned about the quality of these tendies and cheetos if you guys are losing money!"

Anyone going to the London card next month?

Jimi Manuwa vs. Corey Anderson
Brad Pickett vs. Henry Briones
Leon Edwards vs. Vicente Luque
Marc Diakiese vs. Teemu Packalén
Tom Breese vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Bradley Scott vs. Scott Askham
Darren Stewart vs. Francimar Barroso
Joseph Duffy vs. Reza Madadi
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Timothy Johnson
Lina Länsberg vs. Veronica Macedo
Arnold Allen vs. Makwan Amirkhani

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>>74013846
*portions damage control*

>>74013864
I actually got second hand embarrassment watching that. I realize they're pornstars but have some dignity for Dana's sake

>>74013864
>I force myself to sit through women """"""""fights""""""""

>>74013875
>Brad Pickett vs. Henry Briones
1 injury away from this headlining top kek

>>74013790
I agree with this man

that is all

>>74013871
Andrade is the hardest hitting 115 pounder
I think she's the most dangerous in the division and only one that poses a threat to Jedrzejczyk's reign

>>74013894
smolka and paddy headlined that ireland card and the crowd was louder than any american one lol

>>74013864

A reason I just realized why Andrade is a huge favorite is cause Jessica Penne trains with Angela Hill and in some aspects is her coach, and Jessica completely murked her in this fight.

>>74013875
Yeah I am. Bit annoyed that they bumped Manuwa v Anderson up to ME, but whatever la

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>>74013893
>There are no good WMMA fights

>>74013879
hey guys it's me adan elmi

>>74013872
Lol, that would be accurate if I ever said anything about caring about the fight because of the profits you unbelievable retard

You are so stupid that you continuously do not understand how the profit AFFECTS the product, not the other way around aspie

Kill yourself

>>74013867

>>74013867

I thought you said you were done dummy.
Where exactly are they hermorraging money? You just suggested that they were, and I'm curious where you're getting your alternative facts from. Do you think UFC 206 was the first ever low-selling PPV? Do you know that UFC made 7 times the profit that WWE did last year, but yet you're crying about the company dying cause one of the best PPVs ever did 150k buys? Do you know how dumb you are dude?

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What did they mean by this?

>>74013934
jessica literally got another woman to take her name and raise her son

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQDhwSGhu6n/

>>74013914
I just think that to stop the power of Andrade it will take a very high level striker, and Hill is still raw. She's obviously improved during her Invicta stint but I don't know whether it'll be enough.
Also, Andrade isn't one dimensional, she's a pretty good wrestler as well so if she has trouble hitting her she can always mix it up with the takedowns.

>>74013934
Hill posing as Sagat lmao

>>74013932
Lol you think Im going to read any of that when you cant even understand Point A

And I am done. Im basically just laughing at the dunce in the corner at this point

>>74013864
so that's ultimate surrender. disgusting

>>74013934
>>74013944
ye Angela prolly is a Street Fighter fan

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>>74013944

>>74013945

>Too stupid and intellectually lazy to read a paragraph (even though I know you did)
>Expects to convince anyone they are right
>Keeps saying he's done but always trying to get the final say

Stick to /asp/ and /b/ buddy. Notice how no one is agreeing with your stupidity.

>>74013959
Hill is a twitch gaymur grll

>own a restaurant
>losing money
>put out trash
>go out of business
>WHO CARES ABOUT PROFITS IS ABOUT EATING ANYTHING YOU CASUALS *tucks love handles back into tighty whities*

>>74013959
>>74013969

sagat a shit though

>>74013959
blacks love street fighter

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>>74013959
she's a gamer girl

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>>74013913
t. Dana

>>74013943

Having Andrade at -550 is so memey though. Angela Hill should also stop taking some of these fights. She's just trying to leap frog so many people to a title shot when she should be working her way up slowly.

>>74013970
Its more like Im not stupid enough to waste my time reading more garbage from a retard that cant understand basic financial concepts

>notice how no one is agreeing

I had someone agree with me in that youre a retard. You had some other casual spic agree with you. I think we know who wins out in that regard, bud.

Your entire argument is 'MANDRAMA MANDRAMA MANDRAMA"

>>74013992
she should stop fighting girls who can grapple

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>tfw you filter an absolutely horrible post with 4chanX and it's like that post never existed because you won't even have to deal with any of its replies

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What did she mean by this?

>>74014001

*portions Yous*

>>74013994

>And I am done
>Still keeps replying
>Complains about reading a paragraph and then writes one

You're not a really bright individual. Let's see how far you keep this going.

>>74013990
it's true
the crowd was awesome even for the rothwell/rory/holloway fan q&a

>Tfw you have Ireland, Bulgaria, Canada and Ausfailia filtered

Anyone else know this feel?

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Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill

>>74014009
Looks like your special education English classes have failed you again, mandrama sperg.

I'll let you figure this one out. You might actually learn something for once

>>74013992
She overrates herself and underestimates others.
She keeps saying Joanna and Andrade are overrated.
I have a feeling she'll have to eat some humble pie

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>>74014018

gooby
<---

>>74014024

>I literally blew him out so hard that he's still trying to get the final say in

Your brain works in a funny way. Twice now you've said you were done, but it's like you can't help yourself from replying to me lol

>>74013989
>sonyggers

>>74014028
ye she will get grapplefucked most definitely....wont be as bad as Andrade vs. Calderwood tho

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>>74014029
based Magiga

>>74014018
no i have literally nothing filtered i'm not ducking anyone

>>74014039
Youre getting BTFO here

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>>74014039
lol

>>74014053

*pretends to be someone different*

Lol dude just give up. This is embarrassing now.

>>74014040
is it true people unironically argue over which console is better on /v/?

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>He can't enjoy his tendies without knowing the tendies company is turning a profit

>>74014044
>wont be as bad as Andrade vs. Calderwood
You sure about that?
Calderwood had much more MT experience, on paper she ought to be better than Hill. I haven't really seen her past few fights though so I can't really judge.

>>74014066
Time to stop now

>>74014047
still ur most terrifying OC Italy

>>74014066
>i-i-its someone else!!!!

lol

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>>74014078
thanks la

>>74014074
>joanne has literally been training MT for half of her life

>>74014073

>The tendies company did 9/11

>>74014077

>And I am done
>Still keeps responding

Lol dude do you have CTE?

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>>74014090
JUST

>>74014073
Lol youre the only sperg who has said that, aspie.

>>74014090
I think her main problem is that she's a shit athlete
Also that she drains herself too much to get to 115. Makes her look weak, like she has no energy at all.
She ought to fight at 125.

>>74014092
Youre getting pretty cringey

>>74014092
>is still responding

>>74014107
>>74014113

This coming from the sperg who can't keep (you)ing me after saying he was done lol what's wrong with you? Amnesia?

>>74014104
you're right she couldn't be worse of an athlete

>>74014099
>you now remember when you could legally smoke in malls and restaurants

>>74014092
lmaoooooooo

>>74013875
yeah la

>>74014120
What is wrong with you

>>74014120
lol

>>74014147
when is he fighting next?

>>74014152

>h-h-ave to get final word in

wew lol

>>74014172
Thats right bitch

>>74014172
Loser

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>>74014166
He's probably recovering from getting BTFO

>>74014172
STOP

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*Portions tendies with UFC profits*

Anyone know how many buys UFC 213 is gonna do? I'm very worried about it

*portions too much intelligence therefore not understanding how profit affects quality*

*portions life on 4chan because of his unemployment*

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/3/14498838/ufc-mma-news-interview-demetrious-johnson-cody-garbrandt-superfight-flyweight-bantamweight

Lmao who cares about profits, fuck the world, fuck everything, its all gonna be equal SHIT

OCCUPY TRUMP

>>74014228
Mighty Manlet would get heem'd fast.

ALIENS SMOKED DMT THEN DID 9/11

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I know I'm a low-income cheeto eating tendies collecting connoisseur but I'm very concerned about the direction a billion dollar company is taking. Very very worried in fact you might say. I'm simply a man concerned with the quality of my caged cock-fighting tournaments.

>i like this top of the line premium bar and want it to succeed and put out good product

>BUT FUCK THE THING THAT HOLDS IT TOGETHER FEEL THE BERN NIGGERS

>REAL FIGHT FANS LOVE TO PRETEND TO WATCH WSOF OH BUT ITS GOING BANKRUPT AND NEEDS TO BE SOLD WHO FUCKING CARES WAR DIAZ XDDDD

Yikes!

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kek

>>74014292

I bought WSOF

I'm the son of a billionaire

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I took time out of my very busy schedule to peruse UFC's profits only to see they made a measly $300k in profit revenue in the last two years. I'm afraid this is simply not acceptable in this day and age, with this downward spiral looming in the horizon I fear we may never see a single quality fight ever again in our lifetimes. (((((The product))) simply cannot be allowed to fail I must say brothers.

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Can someone Photoshop gustaffsons face onto this?

*portions some good old fatherly love*

>>74014306
That's just some fan taking photo, right ? Right ?

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probably my favourite OC desu

>>74014332
is there anyway to bet if gustaffsons incoming kid is black or not

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>WSOF is only for the TRUEST of fight fans you filthy philistine casual!!!! Go watch mandrama while I enjoy REAL fights, like a true sir!

>WSOF going bankrupt! Que sera sera! Sad! Those casuals should've paid more uhh.....

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Ahh apparently I was wrong in my earlier estimations, I underestimated their gross revenue, instead of $300 million in profit, I put in $300k, a simple mistake that only a man of my intellect would be able to troubleshoot, but my point still stands.

(((((((The product)))) is in jeopardy of decreasing in value without the appropriate superstars steering the ship and drawing multitudes of mindless drones into buying Pay-Per-Views to keep the company afloat and the quality high.

>>74013746
Kek you saw that Yelp review I posted?

>my boyfriend's son

*portions dip in such a way you get a bland yelp review*

Based Adan!

>>74014332
what you're asking for already exists m8

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>>74014019
Korean Zombie
Grasso
Trujillo
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade

>>74014374
>>74014387

adan is so based guys!!

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>>74014019
Bermudez
Grasso
Trujilo
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Andrade

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>I worry about the quality of my portioned dips

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>>74014332

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*puts on Pride shirt*

*wipes nose on collar*

*breathes heavily after walking to couch*

*streams fights but has to close hentai tabs in order for it to work*

*reads WSOF is going bankrupt*

THESE INHUMANE CASUALS!!! HOW DARE THEY RUIN AN ORGANIZATION WITH THEIR MONEY!!!!

*reads job listings on Monster.com*

*sniffs toe jam*

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>>74014332
;^)

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>>74014413

>>74014406
>no ngannou
needs to redone m8

>>74014425
I ain't gay, but I would let ngannou's huge cock destroy my ass.

>>74014425
Ngannou is a heavyweight

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>>74014349
You made that ?

I'm most satisfied with this work

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I fear that such a day may come that UFC goes the way of WSOF. Until such a day comes I will vent my frustrations and make my voice known in every online forum in the land. I have been a fan of mixed martial arts for too long to let the UFC die on my watch!

>>74014406
thank you very much

>>74014401

Sup Adan

>>74014453
hey man

It's a meme you *portions dip*

>>74014473
nice, I like it

*portions respectful tight-lipped nod*

>>74014438
Yeah la
The painting took me the longest time, then all I had to do was shoop Bisbong and Rockhold's faces on it

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>>74014484

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WSOF, yes yes, a great organization a REAL cage-fighting connoisseur like myself enjoys. Many a fortnight hath been spent just researching the undercards of the brave combatants entering the hallowed rings of honor. I am much like them in the way that I am in a world series, a world battle of fighting against the inauthentic combat sports heathens who cannot appreciate such GLORIOUS combat!

But money, no no, this is an object of materialism. Once Donald Drumpf has been impeached by due legislative process, Bernard Sanders and Elizabeth "Nachwaka (Wahatan for Female Warrior ((ultimate win))) Warren will rise to replace the demagogues of destruction and lead us to a money free utopic society!

*asks mother for more money to buy Holly Holm poster*

>>74014500
I quite enjoy this one desu

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What went wrong?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486167463306.webm

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>>74014526
I later made more colored up version but people said they like original better

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>>74014540

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486167686464.webm

>>74014544
I agree, first one is better

https://nypost.com/2017/02/03/brawl-breaks-out-over-nikes-new-lebron-sneakers/

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Here we see Chael portioning exposed wires in his placement at The Apprentice

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>>74013742
Their food looks like pig slop from the looks of it.

>>74014342
ppv main event

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*portions deadline*

>>74014573

>Exposed wires

lmaooooooooooooooooo

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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486167539357.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486167756222.webm
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486167977546.webm

I don't even give a shit, these ones still make me laugh hard

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you guys see any stratospheric aerial injections today?

Actually hyped for lellator
Better than what UFC is bringing the U.K.
https://www.flocombat.com/article/51532-michael-page-versus-paul-daley-targeted-for-bellator-london-2017

>>74014625

>trying to ressurect my boy posting

pathetic

>>74014632
>entales

>>74014619
lesson learned boys

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>>74014663
unironically, yes

who should i bet on if i wanna make big bucks

>>74014573
Kek well done, lad

>>74014684
the guy OSP is fighting

>>74014666
GOAT heem meme

>>74014684
Conor

>>74014632
>fail to do your job
>blame it on being a woman
>demand a new division

>>74014684
Holly Holm

>>74014665
oh shit, thats an amazing headliner for them. If its true then I'm defo going.

>>74014632
She better win OR ELSE

my boy is that nigga tyrone

>>74014003
is that patrick cummins in bed with her?

>>74014625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSl-Pk21HKo

>>74014750
arent you supposed to say dat and not that

>>74014684
Conor versus that nigga who can't read

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Ahhh yess *sips glass of wine* the UFC stocks went down again today, and the last fight night's ratings were off by 0.02 for how long must we endure this debauchery? Who is truly captaining the ship.

*Adjusts MAGA hat cutting blood flow into his brain* Dana White's endorsement of Donald at the RNC was one of the finest speeches I have seen in my days, but I must lament the direction the company is taking. I fear that (((the product)))) will suffer as a result of not having a huge superstar like CM Punk in its roster to bolster PPV sales. I as a fan am deeply invested in well known celebrities partaking in caged combat, if this trend ceases, I fear that mixed martial arts as a sport will go the way of the dodo.

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>>74014544

>>74014684

Floyd versus that nigga who wants to be Floyd.

>>74014799
On his left arm he has half of wonder and half of boy
On his right it's half of sensei.

I was too lazy to draw 8 signs

>>74014784
They're planning McGregor vs Diaz 3?

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how are these

>>74014824
no he means cody

>>74014838
kekeke

>>74014826
dude I was kidding about Hill jesus christ

>>74014860
shes gonna win

>>74014868
no she isn't

>>74014880
Its 50p and theres a chance she will

>>74014885
angela hill is a good striker

she has terrible grappling, and her losses are vs grapplers

andrade is a good grappler, and she's also a lesbian, which is a double whammy because angie is like one of those cool chicks that dudes loves, plays games and shit, and lesbians hate those types of chicks bigtime

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>>74013839
I wonder if at any point Dana being a Trump supporter will cause problems for the UFC. It would be funny if a libtard fighter chimped out and signed with WSOF or some shit kek

>>74014910
the mma vivisection said jessica andrade is not a good grappler

>>74014915
You sound like a 15 year old idiot

>>74014921

Let me guess, Zane "0-6 in picks" said that

>>74014915
Since only rednecks watch UFC, I think they'll be OK.

>>74014915
apparently there are mass protests planned all weekend in houston, at least according to drudgereport, i'm looking on twitter live and there are definitely some going on right now

>>74014921
Andrade is Like the Pride Bob Sapp of the division in terms of strenght

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/why-wsof-fighter-jake-shields-stepped-between-a-mob-and-a-trump-supporter

based Shields

>>74014945
>defending Nazis

wtf I hate Shield now

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>I want the easiest fight in the division, I want Ryan Bader!

>>74014955
Shields is vegetarian which automatically makes him a socialist

>>74014934
>15 year old idiot
don't you mean nazi?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQDsI84F1_c/

would you be able to flat line her with your first punch?

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>>74014940

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>>74014967
>im so edgy guys i eat animals

SHITCUNT

>>74014967
how the fuck are men vegetarians

>>74014971

I'm not a woman-beating redneck

Reminder that Cucksection unironically thought Brunson was going to heem Whittaker

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>>74014971
lrn2webm

>>74014987
>Implying plants aren't living organisms too

LMAOING AT YOUR EDUCATION YOU HYPROCRITE

>>74014999
IIRC he grew up with hippie vegetarian parents

does Oezdemir stand a chance?

>>74015008
t. bookie beatdown

>>74015014
Plants are living organisms in the same way bacteria are

In other words they aren't remotely living like an animal is

>>74015008

Post slip

>>74015024
A life is a life is what vegetarians say

if meat is murder so are plants

>>74014999
Killing animals is patently unethical

>>74015041
Plants aren't alive

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https://heatst.com/world/severe-vegetable-shortage-deprives-europeans-of-spinach-broccoli/

>>74015051

Neither are NEETS

>>74015041
>A life is a life is what animal murderers say vegetarians say

>>74015059
shit, I noticed that zucchine prices were up lately
hadn't realised it was that bad

>>74015060
payday today

>

not giving you a (you) any longer

>>74015100
Of course you aren't pussy, I fucking demolished you, sit down before I before I break your legs and make you.

I just bet big on hung jung sung fung dude

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who is your favourite current ufc champion?

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>>74015161
post slip

>>74015012
She doesn't seriously think she'll ever catch anybody with that 6 inch reach spinning elbow does she?

>>74015196
>never watched a muay thai fight in his life
>who is gaston balanos
the state of heem offends me

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>>74015176
Conor tied with Joanna