I fucking hate phil kessel
>hasbeens
what is the arab equivalent of an uncle tom? because thats what the saads are "fuck you i got mine". pretty good glimpse into the infantile mindset of the average trumpcuck
http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2017/02/03/columbus-blue-jacks-brandon-saad-dad-syria-donald-trump-muslim-ban-immigration/stories/201702030127
>>74010456
Pretty rude to hate someone you have never met.
>>74010477
Go back to /pol/ faggot.
>>74010493
He called me a mongol
how do we fix the bulju
>>74010493
did you even read the article, hyou illiterate trumpcuck? its fucking about hockey so its relevant
oh wait, idiots like you cant read
>>74010480
Yep, we have bananas on some pizzas here and I'm not even ashamed of it.
True. I guess you could see them as a mouse or rat. But nah.
Oh, alright. Ek isn't that common on itself. It is usually paired together with other words. For example "Ekström" is a pretty common name, that means "Oak Stream". Or Ekberg (Oak Mountain), Eklund (Oak Meddow) etc.
>>74010477
my name is tom and im an uncle
>>74010512
hey tom how about those wolverines huh
>>74010509
>Oliver Ekman-Larsson
>Ekman
>Oak man
>>74010523
i dont really care about college sports
>>74010546
>not supporting your school's hokkie team
fag.
>nhl close to finalizing NHL games in Sweden and China
LOL the NHL values austria more than finland holy shit how much autism will this cause in helsenki
I will bring everyone together. With your support we will deport Gary Bettman, build a wall around him, and MAKE HOCKEY GREAT AGAIN!
>>74010509
I guess that would be similar to pineapple on pizza.
Whenever I go camping north of where I live the red squirrels drive me crazy. Their chatter or call or whatever it is, is very annoying.
https://youtu.be/HleGtR7SLgo
It is like that but there are 8 of them going at it.
Interesting.
>>74010562
There is no need to spread the game in finland
its already the numero uno sport here
unlike swedenistan and china
>>74010561
i didn't go to michigan
>>74010568
Yeah, pretty much.
That does sound quite annoying. I don't mind some sound when I'm outside. But I can see trying to sleep to that, or even have a cozy campfire evening, could make you a little frustrated.
I think I may have a bug /hoc/
May I please have a Finnish >(You) or two?
>>74010562
Wew lad
>>74010575
It's about spreading the league, not the game, when it comes to having games in Sweden or Finland.
>>74010575
Football has overtaken hockey and the difference is only growing. There's like 200,000 registered football players and 50,000 registered hockey players.
>>74010604
>Football has overtaken hockey
Because its cheap as fuck and every kid can play it.
No one actually cares about football, like they do about hokkei.
>Flammes vs ducks playoff series
>Flammes cant win a game in anaheim
>know this so they focus all their effort on home games
>home team wins every game up to game 7
>3-3
>game 7 in anahiem
>ducks cant win a home game 7
>flammes cant win in Anaheim
>memes
>>74010634
>beaners burn down the arena after missing tonight's jerry springer due to hockey coverage.
>next round bye for the opponent
>>74010477
Who cares lol
>>74010662
Literally what the fuck is that
Hi, I'm human Ken doll
AMA
mike ribiero was waved by the predators
>>74010662
>inflate your cheeks
>have a flat-ass nose
>>74010681
already saw it on reddit, go back
>>74010667
Some meme the retards at /tv/ spam.
>>74010662
Is this a new type of Bog?
i heard that everyone in america is VERY GOOD LOVE MAKER and not in canada?
is this true?
>>74010749
I have never known a woman's touch
>>74010754
but if you would be to get to have it be then you would be it?
>>74010662
That's a big face
>>74010662
JUST
>>74010477
>http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2017/02/03/columbus-blue-jacks-brandon-saad-dad-syria-donald-trump-muslim-ban-immigration/stories/201702030127
good post
>>74010509
IT IIIIIIIIIS
SO NIIIIIIIIIIICE
Can >we please not get BTFO tonight.
>>74010565
If betman was just somewhat detesting until now, with Trump, Bettman will ascend to supreme dictatorship. trump is all about spectacle. Expect 3-on-3 for the regulation, banning checking penalties and fireworks when goals are scored.
>>74010575
>>74010813
Sorry, it's going to be 10-0 jackets
>laine does not drink alcohol at all
This man is 100% autistic.
>>74010498
Trade him to a team that can actually develop players or has a big Finnish presence.
>>74010863
Thank you for the 2(two) (You)s
>>74010863
Rude.
>>74010477
>“They go to the prom. They have dates. It’s like they were born and raised here.”
>proms and dates happen only in america
>>74010874
Syria doesnt have proms and dates, learn to fuckin read
>>74010868
>Ericksson-Ek had 5 points in 9 games
>Puljujarvi had 9 points in 28 games
>Ek was sent back to Sweden so he could get more playing time and not burn a year of his ELC
>Puljujarvi was scratched or played for 5 minutes until he was finally sent to the AHL to develop
Seriously why is Edmonton so abyssmal? The team is fucking garbage without McDavid, their 4th first overall in recent memory. They changed management and coaches yet they still cannot do anything right. Some 17 year old autist on /hoc/ could run the team better.
Jesus fucking christ.
Barkov is back..huh, did he dump the russian whore already? can he unbust
>>74011307
>implying russians won't just send some other slut to suck his energy
Its literally a russian black ops mission.
>>74010749
When I back packed through Europe everyone I meet said canadian women were the easiest lay, and here I was spending big bucks looking for some slutty euro trash.
>>74011307
>finnshits
>not being busts
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74011307
>>74011334
He will continue busting until he starts blogging again.
>>74011346
Maybe you just aren't attractive :(
Will he revive his career in Vegas?
>>74011425
Vegas isn't dumb enough to touch gh this bust.
>>74011380
Nah, I did alright. Just found it funny that the common belief was NA women were prude and euros were some kind of free spirited, sexualy liberated group of sloots.
>>74010836
Yea, no. Especially at ppg and after they btfo of the rags. They aren't consistently good.
Coyotes: 12 regulation wins, 38 points
Avalanche: 13 regulation wins, 28 points
Why is the nhl point system so fucked, bros?
Please pick up my contract, I need coke money.
Every year I try to keep my hopes in check and every year they dominate the regular season...
>>74011592
They lack a true #1 defenseman.
>inb4 Carlson is a #1
Badonkadonk
>finnish intellectuals
>>74011619
I dont think he is. He had the potential but has had a lot of injuries the past few years and looks sluggish.
However in Carlson, Alzner, Niskanen and Orlov they have an abundance of #2 defensemen.
>>74011662
Alzner and Niskanen arent really #2. Second pairing sure but not top pairing. It's hard to win a cup or even go deep without a defenseman who you can lean on for 28 minutes a night. This is why I still think Letang was robbed last year of the conn smythe.
>>74011714
Pronger dragged philthy to a cup.
>>74011662
If you are a caps fan what is your opinion on Nate Schmidt? I think he is that #5 guy that you put out for a powerplay but is not good enough defensively to play more than 20 minutes.
Still pretty good for an undrafted player.
>>74011654
wonder what her skin smells like
>>74011762
Milk and old coins.
>>74011762
Apparently somalians have a special perfume that is common with the older women. However it is getting less popular with young people.
I accidentally bumped a somlian women in the head with a box last night. It took a translator for me to apologize to her. I am not sure how to feel about it.
>>74011592
I don't get how Ovechkin has turned grey so young.
>>74011814
At least he has hair
>>74011760
Took huge strides this year after some playoff gaffes and benching for Mike Weber.
Hes great on the transition and can skate with the best of them but his offensive game hasnt developed as much. Hes a likely candidate to lose to Vegas as they likely protect Carlson, Niskanen and Orlov with Alzner a UFA. Plus the gm of LV was the Caps gm to pick him up.
>>74011762
Chocolate milk
>>74011845
Also Schmidt sees no pp time. The Caps scheme means any dmen have to be righties to feed ovi. Hes behind Carlson, Nisk and Orlov offensively. Dont know the last time Ive even seen 2 Caps dmen on a pp.
I've been trying to stay off /sp/ and only lasted a week
whats the current meme?
>>74011760
Caps were in the running for Pronger but McPhee was a jew and didnt want to give up Carlson for him. Pronger would have made the Boudreau Caps a different team.
>>74011654
you jelly?
>>74011898
nice pulju dubs
andrew shaw is a gay commissioner
>>74011915
really made me think
>>74011898
Legitimate discussion is the current meme
>>74010700
KINO
I
N
O
>>74011935
I refuse to accept this. Not even for one moment.
>>74011898
Still Brady posting unfortunately.
>>74011882
That is interesting. He was so good on the goofers but I guess so was Reilly and it took an injury for him to get called up from the AHL this year.
Another question is why do so many people feel more comfortable shooting left-handed even though they are right hand dominate? I do everything right-handed except play hockey.
>>74011944
Because you stickhandle with right hand if you shoot left you dumb fuck
>>74012014
hey man dont insult the poor sunbelter
>>74011944
The Caps pp is one of tbe hardest units to get on, especially for dmen. Kuznetsov isnt even on the first unit. Schmidt will probably see pp anywhere else he goes.
No idea about the handedness thing. Adam Oates was an absolute autist about handedness as a coach to the point where he wouldnt let Orlov play on the right because he was a lefty even though hed played there his whole life. He also changed players stick curves and screwed Tom Wilson's development by plugging him as an 18 year old enforcer though so it was all around a disaster.
>>74012014
I get your point but that was pretty rude. There are plenty of right hand dominate players that shoot right handed.
>>74012028
I do not live in the sunbelt although this winter is making me feel like I do. Rain in January is wrong.
>>74012029
One of the best things about the new coach is his willingness to switch up the powerplay. And the lines for that matter.
D in general are very autistic about handedness. Suter probably played a role in Yeo getting fired when he threw a fit about having a different D partner. But Yeo put the vets on a pedestal too.
>>74012122
You'll get more power to your shot when your right hand is down
>>74012122
define for me again who's considered which handed? is it in the back or front hand?
>>74012259
Grease I think everyone would like you more if you could just look up simple answers. You have a lot of knowledge so I believe you aren't retarded. But please learn to look up things on the intetwebs.
>>74010477
Fuck off and go cry somewhere else about Trump. try /pol/-
>>74011425
He's such a nice guy that I actually feel really fucking bad for him.
>>74012563
/pol/ is a board of peace
t. /pol/
>>74011814
A decade of losing to Crosby has aged him prematurely
>>74012592
I agree. You have only verbally BTFO'd people.
Is the greatest wjc game ever played?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwVjfWnxzjc
I think yes
>>74012609
I love you, Pekka
>>74012619
How about 2016 Finland-Kanada, Finland-Sweden and Finland-Russia
I mean i nearly had a heart attack every other period
>>74012619
that's not canada usa 2017 final
>>74012619
Good post
>Ribeiro
lmao
>>74012634
>how about 2016 t. pic related
no
any brynas fans itt?
>>74012668
Sorry if i tore the wounds open
>>74012718
BRYNĂ„S
R
Y
N
Ă„
S
>>74012738
hasn't sweedin gone like 40-0 in groups and only won 2 golds?
>>74012758
>2 golds
1
>tfw we are the finland of wjc
>>74012718
unfortunately no
t
>>74012718
>being fan of a team from a city that is more well known for having a large goat around christmas that gets burned down every other year than it is for the team in question
wew
>>74010604
back to ylilauta please
you have to go back
>>74012918
>yfw when Grease posts
>>74011425
Who was worse, him or Alex Daigle?
>>74012987
Daigle
t. Oldfag
>>74011552
Goddamn, in a world of ugly porkchops he's a cut above on the ugly scale.
>>74011425
He can turn it around in an offensive orientated system, not defensive focused St. Louis or AHL tier Oilers of seasons past
>>74013063
He just can't stop shilling, can he?
>>74013063
>skinny jeans
>>74011944
Right hand is on the top of the stick
U dont stick handle with your bottom hand
The labeling is pretty ass backwards and i think it is only labeled that way based on the main shooting hand
Which even then is a retarded convention because shooting bottom hand only will just lift the puck 20 feet into the air
>>74013098
/fa/ af
>>74013063
God i would never guess he was a hockey player if i saw him on the street lmoa
>>74013149
merci exiled quebecois
>>74013184
Exiled? God no
You couldn't catch me dead speaking that grossly archaic excuse of "French"
>>74013063
E L I T E
L L
I I
T T
E L I T E
MinneGOATa
>>74013228
well, I wouldn't talk about the language of my ancestors that way
>@TSNDarrenDreger 4m 30s
>#Oilers trade Jesse Puljujärvi to Rangers for Henrik Lundqvist #Tradecentre
>>74013293
holy shit oilers got F L E E C E D
>>74013293
The call that traded Pulju
>>74013282
There is a reason those prissy fucks got overthrown
>>74013293
Cam talbot and henrik lunpads together again?
could the oilers get any more meme
Andrew "Touch Cocks And I Will Hit You With Rocks" Shaw is now a LGBTQ+-/*1APLVN^ representative. Every team has one, find out who your team's official fag is here.
https://www.nhl.com/community/hockey-is-for-everyone/ambassadors
>this is what happens to a league full of leafs
>>74013377
what are you talking about? Quebec still exists. I was talking about Quebec, the well of the french race.
>>74013396
they aren't homosexuals you dolt, they are the assigned person to which a homosexual in the team can confide to, which is really stupid, since, if you were a homosexual, would you feel comfortable opening up to Andrew Shaw? Also, assigning people as the go-to guys really takes away the entrustment one puts to the person they confide. I mean, if there are gays in the NHL (and there aren't) they would simply come out to one of their friends, rgardless if they are thei team members and especially regardless to an assigned person.
>>74013425
>the well of the french race
Those nomadic fucks are just as impure with native american and even cajun blood as anyone else
France cut off ties to quebec after the war with england
The damn place has some abandonment issue even though they speak old archaic monarical french and in France we speak the french of after the revolution
but enough of this /int/ talk
>rags
>>74013293
Holy fuck is this real???
>>74013458
>even though they speak old archaic monarical french
I was just MEMEING BRO, but it turns out they aren't speaking americanised french, they have an old dialect, haah I rule
>>74013293
>trading a has-been with a shitty deal to possible 1st liner
You gotta give oilers at least some credit.
>>74013461
Yes. NY also retained 50% salary.
Lundpads' """career""" is officially over
https://www.nhl.com/news/new-goalie-pants-rule-begins-saturday/c-286402244
>>74013458
>monarical
Your English is an absolute fucking travesty. Stop posting in an English language thread.
>Jonathan Willis @JonathanWillis4h
>It has now been 25 games since Milan Lucic last scored an even-strength goal. He has three assists at evens over that span.
Wew lads is there any doubt that LOOOOOCH was the the worst free agent signing of 2016
http://www.silversevensens.com/2017/1/19/14316490/forget-chemistry-mark-stone-is-an-alchemist-ottawa-senators-chemistry
>>74013638
relax leaf
This is a hoc thread
Most native english speakers dont even use english properly anyways
France needs to leave
>>74013986
>canada
>providing hockey anything of tangible use in the past 30 years
>no cups in the past 25 years
>the purest hockey market gets jewed by bettman every single time
Sure i dont live in a natively hockey land but at least i have an excuse
The pretnetiousness of canadian hockey """""""knowledge""""""" never ceases to amaze me
>Waiving Ribeiro
Why do that? They could have gotten value out of him.
>>74014083
Type in 4 words, get 57. Pretty good ROI
You may only post in this thread if a player from your country has hit 30 points in a season
>>74014083
OH SNAP
NO YOU DIN'T
OH NO
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pens vs bjs
>>74014128
>>74014128
>>74014128
>>74014100
Ribeiro is locker room cancer, nobody wants him
>>74014110
Dude, that doesn't prevent many regulars.
Only Greece can't do shit now.
>>74014139
>who is nick kypreos
>>74014138
He might be locker room coke, but he can play better hockey than alot of NHLers.
Nashville could have gotten back at least a 3rd round pick out of that.
>>74014139
Just wanted France out for tonight
>>74014160
He's from Toronto.
Greece is still fucked tho
>>74014168
not anymore he can't
>>74014179
I don't want to pop your bubble, but Paul MacLean is actually from France and had a 101 point season.
>>74014187
so greeks can be considered canadians but chinese not?
>>74014227
Rod Langway is from Taiwan, so maybe?
>>74014110
At least make it rookies if you want to filter out the plebes
>>74014179
Refer to>>74014210
k thx
>>74014324
No one says "thx" anymore. Go away
>>74014411
>Mad
>At Baguetteland
>>74014433
I'm protective of the quality of /hoc/. I worked hard to make it what it is today
>Dalton Prout is in against Pittsburgh
So.. Prout, Dubinsky and Hartnell.
this should be fun for Crosby
Why are lanky uncoordinated fucks so jealous of manlets with ultra mega hockey skills?
>>74010604
football has always had more players. we're talking about TV audience. football is practically free, even I played it for a year and I hate football
are you ready Flams?
>>74014461
Oy vey
What have I done that has "tainted" your beloved secret club?
Was it the >rags post?
>>74014461
>I worked hard to make it what it is today
Well you did a shit job because the threads are fucking dying. It's nowhere near of how good it was 3 years ago.
>>74014521
>Oy vey
it's "Oh mon dieu"
>>74014531
It's called purging the cancer. I'm sorry you're not familiar with the concept
>>74014567
>Purging the cancer
You should start by purging yourself mate.
>>74014559
you know what greece you seem like a shitposter but you are a good shitposter unlike the finns
>>74014592
You seriously want to debate me? You'll get fucking destroyed
>>74014531
Return to us, dear Kippers.
may your obvious mental deficiency unite against the xenos of Finnlandia, Canandia, and Merik-uhh (tm): presented by Trump-a-Lump.
>>74014593
thanks man, I like you too, but I know I 'm nowhere near the Finns. They 've been slightly slacking lately however, I 'll agree.
That's what I thought. You come for the king you best not miss, bitch
>>74014605
That was the most autistic thing I have read in this thread. Congradulations I guess
>>74014605
>You want to argue me
And explain me how arguing about food is better than laughing at how delusional Joao and that Lundpads smoothies Swede were and then watching them damage control when the Rags got rekt?
>>74014656
Your brain isn't working properly right now, you can't even form coherent sentences
>>74014697
>Can't even read this
How about you check your brain mate?
>>74014716
It's all right, I will train you
>>74014731
>Can't provide a counterargument
>Proceeds to try to insult me
How adorable.
>coilers making ploffs
I'm going to be upset if the mild let Haula go to Vegas.
Koivu
Parise
Pomminville (because they have to)
Staal
Coyle
Granlund
Haula
Suter
Brodin
Spurgeon
Dubnyk
Vegas will probably take a D though.
>>74014754
They could try to trade pomminville.
>>74014751
>>74014753
Koiper<3
Coolest uniforms in the NHL?
also ugliest if you wish
>>74014830
Canucks worst, Jets best
>>74014830
None, they're all trash.
>>74014785
They could try and I would rather have Zucker or Nino over him. But I can't see them making any moves with their current success. The addition Staal fixed their most glaring concern.
>>74014840
You're trash
Josh Bailey putting in work
>>74014754
FUCK POM
he's so garbage. Couldn't hit a fucking barn from five feet
>>74014830
Islanders Brooklyn jerseys are pretty fucked up
>>74014866
is he officially not the whipping boy anymore?
>>74014840
Correct.
>>74014856
Somehow also correct.
>>74014830
tampa bay lighting uniforms are pretty fucking lame desu. the whole thing looks like a half-assed leafs rip-off
>>74014927
hes doing decent this season but nobody really cares about him
what the fuck even is a red wing?
>>74014911
Black islanders jerseys epitomizes the definition of wasted potential
>oilers
>>74014970
literally slang for menstrual blood on someone's face after eating a girl out when she's on the rag
Iiro palaa pitkältä tauolta. Bakersfieldissa nyt kolme suomalaista: Pulju, Iiro ja Sallinen.
Gladd for Ladd
>>74015072
dude is starting to look like more than the bloating corpse he has been for the first half off the season
>>74015091
yeah it's almost as if Crappy didn't know how to coach his players
pretty even game so far
>>74015101
yeah, what a shocker eh? honestly tho, did not see weight doing as well as he has. though he did a terrible job running the PP but i guess he is just better as the head coach
>>74015071
Pakarinen is the finnish T.J Oshie. He's a damn good player. Another great player gets destroyed by oilers management.
>>74015122
checked
and yeah i'm pleasantly surprised but it took to long, I can only imagine what they could have done with last seasons team with proper coaching
based Corry
FLAMES !!!!
>>74015147
agreed, the isles definitely had better forwards last year. defense is stronger this year though.
>>74015182
true, I hate seeing them play against Frans and Okposo
>>74015181
flim flam scooter?
Is buffalo next year's stan lee winner?
>>74015289
nope. their defense sucks, all their vets except ROR and okposo suck, their coaching sucks, and their bottom-6 sucks too. plus the whole core is super inexperienced.
>>74015289
buffalel will never ever win a ring
>>74015303
I wouldnt say their bottom six is too bad
At least from what i was watching last night
Their defense is shotty
But i think their neutral zone and possession is actually pretty decent
They simply have no goal scorers except eichel and kane
And kane is streaky asf
>pride day with rainbow tape
Why...
>>74015329
>eichel
>goalscorer
unfortunately not yet
But he can make assists
>>74015334
One time before practice this lady was talking to us about breast cancer for like 5 mins and gave the whole team a roll of tape and i asked my coach who the hell she was and he said he didnt know
But some of the kids on my team were pretty convinced of the shit she said n so they re taped their sticks with pink tape
>>74015303
Their d is actually trash. I would hate to know where they'd be without Ristolainen.
>>74015357
that's a good thing however.
>>74015334
that's a good thing too.
>>74015262
Ya it's me, flames Rw finally playing at a time not too late to stay Wake for
>>74015357
Well breast cancer is a more worthy cause than being a faggot
>>74015340
He definitely has the knack for it
That goal he scored in OT a few nights ago?
Got my dick so moist
>>74015378
I was wondering about you la'!
>Rw
hm??
>>74015373
ristolainen is good but overworked and paired with crap. he could be a 1D someday, but he sure isn't yet.
>>74015385
go watch Ryan O' Reilly goal, you 'll be cumming buckets. It was a goal from a month or two ago, I can't remember against what team.
Also, link to the goal you mentioned.
>>74015401
Oh! Roadwork?
fuck
>>74015416
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tt7AXpDa-C4
Will check btw
Also
Who and why /hoc/?
>>74015334
Because (((they))) sell fag tape for like $40 a roll
VERSTEEG
>>74015401
I'm phone posting f and a little drunk
>>74014970
A shoe company
fucking finally, a little defense in front of the net
LET'S GO DE-VOLS
How many seasons before Pulju returns to Finland?
>>74010662
holy fuck bys
WOOOOOOOOO
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
that was a nice play by Hall
How is Greiss this nice?
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO
THE MAN SOON TO BE KNOWN AS THE "OTHER PAVEL"
>>74014754
I believe Minnesota will end up protecting 4+4. Scandella and Dumba would both be some of the better Dmen available and they would pick them over Staal, Coyle and Granlund for sure.
JT doing what he does
>Pete DeBoer gets fired
>leads the Sharks to the SC finals
thinkingbart.jpg
Refpuck
HAHAAAAAAAAAA
>>74015876
if you can have a goal review, why do you need a "coach's challenge"?
>>74015895
Fucking bullshit
Never should have been a penalty
>>74015932
oh you mean the powerplay? I didn't see the penalty, what was it?
>http://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/nhl/coyotes/2017/02/03/asu-pulls-out-plan-bring-arizona-coyotes-tempe/97460974/
Seattle Coyotes when
>>74015943
Pushing the net off. Flames player for pushed into the net Nd momentum carried him through
>>74015591
This season
>>74015964
I like where this is going.
>>74015932
Eat shit, nigger. Wideman shouldn't have knocked the net off. Play defense instead of pretending to get shoved in
>flim-flams
>>74015978
>>74015979
lel
>>74015971
disregard the troll. he doesn't represent us Devils true fans.
>>74016000
How about you watch the game you stupid faggot?
>>74016003
calm down John.
Anyway, I 'm off to bed.
goodnight hockey, hockey land
G'night Greece
damn
Why is Aho so based, bros?
>>74016154
Fennoswedes are goat hokkei players
>>74016154
>pulju busts and laine dies
>finland suddenly is full of life long canes fans
Bill haters BTFO
feels good mang
feed him
/hoc/ is bill
bill is /hoc/
deal with it
Kinda sucks that the go-ahead goal was from a bullshit penalty.
>>74016344
bill has always been /hoc/
>>74016344
you are so bill right now
>>74016343
>>74016376
Sanefag redditcuck
I'm seeing game 7 all over again
What part of the Sun Belt are you lads from?
>>74016401
At least we don't have fucking Conky the clown
>>74016344
>>74016397
>>74016397
you seem awful mad about bill lad
did he blow the fuck out your favorite team on the way to winning his cup? steal your cheeseburger?
>>74016415
or the 2006 Carolina Hurricanes MVP
>kessel isn't redd-
/r/templeofthephil
go back and take your forced nonmeme with you
>>74016444
Based trips.
Fuck Kessel and any team he has played for
Chimmy chonga scoring on his 1000th game
74016444
lol he's so fucking mad at bill right now he can't contain it
>Viola no longer taking the army job
we /pol/ now
>>74016444
Trips confirm desu
Fuck Carolina, do people even own TVs there? Is there even power?
Shitty market. Should be relocated to Seattle or Saskatchewan/Quebec
damn
>tfw this is a Bill-heavy thread
Not sure how feel about this lads.
How loses to the Hurricanes?
>>74016479
>>74016481
>>74016485
>>74016479
This desu.
Saw a black guy in their first row behind the players bench. How the fuck does that even happen? Are their front row tickets $3.50 or something?
>tfw going to miss the playoffs by one point
fucking meme fluke goal GODDAMN IT
>>74016479
>>74016485
>>74016509
>>74016513
kek a doodle doo
>>74016301
don't sleep on Aho
>Oilers fans getting buttblasted by a team with no fans
Godspeed, Hurribros
>>74016479
>Canafags this upset
>mad at the Canes
rude imo
>>74015736
I disagree, the mild have a lot of depth at D. Folin and Prosser have both shown they can be decent bottom pairing guys. Plus if Reilly ever stop busting they have 7 even with the loss of Dumba or Scandella. They need to protect the forwards they do have even with great talent in the pipeline.
>Oilers
What went wrong?
Thank you based Red Wings.
Time to pass up the Islanders again tomorrow.
i fucking hate edmonton and toronto
>>74016596
Don't we all fäm, don't we all
>flames keep winning
>oilers keep losing
11 straight years, bros.
11 straight years.
The flames are going to make the play offs
>hasb collapse
>laffs collapse
>coilers collapse
As it should be.
>>74016673
>Canadian teams
>>74016681
>>74016673
since when are the habs collapsing
>aho is a manlet
>aho will bust
>pulju is better than aho
>pulju is busting in the AHL (American Hockey League [minors])
>meanwhile aho is tied for 4th in points
>3rd (third) in goals
>would be a calder contender if he got more mcassists
I think /hoc/ as a collective needs to apologise to Sebastian Aho.
>cucks
>debbies
>blowjobs
>islels
>coilers
>>74016413
Phx here
>tfw too old to have played with Auston
>tfw he grew up watching guys like me
>>74016787
I knew Pulju and Laine were just Aho babbies all along
>People actually thought the Calder finalists would be anyone other than Matthews, Laine, and Aho
http://www.wfsb.com/story/34421877/connecticut-making-a-play-for-the-ny-islanders
W E W
L A D
>>74017065
Canes-Whalers rivalry when?
>>74016820
>last cup was before the expansion (aka: irrelevant)
>>74017064
you mean Matthews, Aho, and Saros
>>74016413
Small NC town 30 minutes east of Raleigh. Wish people here were as crazy over Aho as /hoc/ is. Maybe then we wouldn't be in every relocation rumor for the next decade
>>74017119
you're getting sent back to hartford
t. gary
>>74016413
From NC, grew up in Alaska and NC. Live in Charlotte right now
>>74016413
Live down in Jax, Canes fan because I went to college in Charlotte.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw
>>74017202
Is there a team dumb enough to claim him?
>>74014210
>paul maclean
>from france
next you're going to be telling me brett hull is from canada
>>74016444
How'd you find that bud?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486089147502.webm
Is it just me or has fighting in the NHL gone down this year?
I don't remember anyone talking about crazy fights so far this season.
>manchester by the sea
>filmed in nova scotia
>>74018088
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester,_Nova_Scotia
Yes?
>canadipoops in charge of knowing their own country
Reminder do not support teams that employ Finns
>>74016820
>mad at jackets for coming back
fucking hell
>>74018355
everything east of montreal is terra incognita for most canadians
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74018579
holy shit
>>74018579
>implying the bolts won't pull a 2016 penguins and win da cup and SHOCK da world
>>74018579
feels great tbqh famalam
>>74018579
>TFW when this is the only legit sports team in your hometown
>Bucs suck
>Rays lose their talent as they're poorer than Diogenes' shit
FUGG
>>74018672
technically that second wild card spot, and even the last spot in the atlantic are still pretty wide open. Bolts just HAVE to get their shit together right now, there is no time left. Go on a meme winning streak like the flyers when they were briefly ELITE
>>74018686
Even if they make it they'll get their shit pushed in quickly by some metro team lmao, there is no point. Just tank at this point and prep for next year.
>>74018579
What went wrong?
>>74017119
>>74017162
>>74017205
>tfw not only canesfag lurking
>>74017137
Hartford isn't even the biggest city in CT, and New England is like the size of my backyard kek
it's all roons/rags/hasbs territory now
>Tfw we will get to play Montreal and upset them in the first round
>Pittsburgh and Columbus will kill each other
>Washington going to be nice and worn down for the second round after this full speed season
IT'S OUR YEAR BROS
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>74018916
>everyone bails on him
KEK
>>74018976
literally never gets old
SEATTLE WHEN
yall niggas forget about us?
meow
Feels good being a fan of literally the best team in hockey in the last 4 years
>>74019255
take your woman and leave
>>74019319
>>74018844
>>74018857
>>74018916
>>74018956
>>74019163
Gud posts
>>74019319
Just wait until the stanley cup final game 7 overtime where Kaptain Koivu scores the winning goal with his patented backhand move.
>>74019485
>not kulli-mikke lacrosse goal
disappointted in you bin
Cody hodgson isn't looking so good since retiring
will there be a wcoh 2017?
>>74019741
No
Thank god
>Keslel
Devils will be elite team by 2020
>>74019485
You probably jinxed it
>>74020004
i kinda feel maybe even a little earlier
They have alot more developing in the minors than many have realized
Def not totally elite but getting there
>>74020004
how?
>>74010477
>Trump is a retard because he wants t enforce existing immigration laws
>saads dad is a retard because he wants immigrants to follow the proper legal channels
>targeting Muslims is retarded, even though radical Islam is a significant threat, and fundamentalist Muslims are completely out of step with the.modern world
Okay then
>>74020925
>enforcing existing law
>revoking 100,000 visas granted under the law Trump is 'merely enforcing'
It's hard even to contemplate your level of stupidity.
politics r gay
Trump must have seen how many Finns the Panthers have and told Viola to get lost.
>>74021528
spic detected, stay off our board you greasy faggot, banning muslims saves our culture and lowers the likelihood of radicalization within our communities. Why would we want to accept rapefugees from shitholes like Libya, Syria, Iraq, or Somalia that will 99% not bomb shit up but instead kill a few people, rape some women, or steal shit.
also you're a faggot
>>74020004
just give Taylor hall an actual center and he'll go off with a 100 point season
>>74021702
Hall is going to bolt from NJ first chance
>>74021735
To where?
>>74021836
A team that isn't complete garbage
>>74021896
and probably take a paycut, fat chance. Jersey is going to give him a 6 to 8 million contract if he stays and probably sign him on 10 years if he goes on a 60-80 point season
>>74021956
He can make the same on a good team just for less years.
>>74021970
a 28 year old player doesn't want a short contract because by the time it expires so does his relevancy and worth, look at Burns for ex, he signed long because he was doing great but also because he's in his 30s
>>74022030
And also because San Jose is not a terrible team
>>74022059
The gist is that he wouldn't take a 3 or 4 year contact because he'd hit free agency at 35 and would get less money, Taylor hall is going to shop for long contracts at 28 years old do, the devils will pay him and pay him a long time so it's a natural fit for the 2.
>>74022125
Except for the fact that the Devils won't make the playoffs for the reminder of his current contract and he'll just leave.
>>74022168
you think any player actually gives a shit about the playoffs when they're 80 million is on the line
>>74022243
yes
>>74022268
you're gullible. Players care more about money than cups
>>74022344
Think you'd be better of in the /nba/ thread lad
>>74022393
You're better on an ESPN forum than here, seriously it's a business for them not a game
>>74021528
>Everything you said is wrong. Amazing.
This fucking guy lmao
>>74022466
>/hoc/ intelligent hockey discussion for intelligent hockey fans
Do you really think Taylor Hall wants to be known as a career loser after 10 years in the league and not making the playoffs once? Hockey players actually care about their reputations and legacy, this is not the NBA.
>>74022558
You think Taylor Hall gives a shit when he has 100 million dollars? b-b-but legacy you're the type of retard who thinks Jagr is chasing records and cups and not trying to recover money lost on gambling
>>74022616
Americans have no heart when it comes to this game, no wonder the players never win shit.
>>74022694
Stay gullible retard
>>74021702
>all muslims are terrorists
>selectively granting visas is tantamount to letting anyone in who asks
Good lord. What's it like to be so dumb that your life is a guaranteed failure?
GO JETS GO
This guys comes into your locker room, walks on the team logo, slaps your owner's, trainer's and GM's ass and tells you not to go to the 2018 Winter Olympics.
What do you do?
>>74024024
Same thing I do a dozen times a day: be thankful I'm not Canadian.
>>74024024
Drop a penny on the floor to distract him
>>74024124
Really clever way to chide a guy who has more money than you can fathom. Pat yourself on the back for that great post.
Can we complain about our shit fantasy choices?
>Halak
>Niemi
>Talbot
Huomenta
>>74024296
Don't worry my friend, I also fell for the Halak meme.
>>74024214
Why so sensitive Shlomo
>>74022616
Why do players sign for less money on relevant teams then you dumb faggot?
>>74024296
wow you really don't know much about hockey do you
>>74024024
Rage incoherently for about 3 minutes. Then tell him even with the time difference the Olympics are important to a lot of people. I would also explain the massive amount of shitposting it would lead to. I would ask him to please not harass the trainers.
Finally I would tell him to fuck off and give his job to someone who isn't spineless and can actually stand up to the owners and do something good for hockey.
>>74024464
It's typically short contracts where they think they can put up big numbers so they can land long contracts
@74024615
>anime poster who believes everything is about money
Oh.
>>74024695
ESPN reader actually believes media narratives of "he really wants to win one" and always bets on the underdogs
They hire agents millions so they can get the best deal
>>74024765
feel sad for you to be honest
>>74024765
Get the fuck out of here you mentally ill manchild
>>74024765
What the fuck am I reading
The jackets had a fantastic comeback last night
Fuck the penguins
Crosby got exposed big time too
>>74024406
Halak wasn't even the number one goaltender on his team last year, never mind this one.
>>74020925
Let's ban white dudes from entering the country then as well, considering they're the ones committing most of the mass shootings.
caps>habs
kings>flyers
jets>avs
laffs<bruins
sens>sabres
ducks>bolts
canes>isles
devils<jackets
blues>pens
wings<preds
stars>hawks
wild>canucks
yotes<sharks
>>74025298
Your post number says your picks are shit
My dick
>>74025340
This weekend I'm watching the Jets, Saturday Night Live because Kristen Stewart and I'll put in minimum effort to find a DirecTV presents Taylor Swift illegal stream
>>74025340
Who are we rooting for in the superb owl
>>74025548
hotlanta obv
>>74025436
Pic related. It's the DIRECTV logo
>>74025568
Ok i only watch 1 handegg in a year
>>74025436
Pic related. It's the Saturday Night Live logo
>>74025436
Pic related. It's Taylor Swift
>>74025436
>Saturday Night Live
KYS faggot.
>>74025436
>Saturday Night Love
>because Kristen Stewart
>>74024795
>>74024816
So you're not denying that you use espn to get your opinions and actually believe players will take a cup over multi million dollar deals
>>74025125
14 year olds thinking NHL players care about cups more than cash
>>74025436
Pic related. It's Kristen Stewart
>debbies literally boring players to retirement
LMFAO
>NEWARK -- Devils forward Patrik Elias may have tipped his hand for the first time this season, and he appears to be leaning toward retirement.
>Elias joined the Devils' radio broadcast before Friday's game against the Calgary Flames, and he said may not have the heart to play again, even if he can rehab his surgically repaired knee to the point where a return is possible.
>"I don't want to play just for the sake of playing," Elias said on the broadcast.
>Devils radio broadcaster Matt Loughlin also walked away with the impression that Elias may have played his final game.
>>74025721
Don't you ever talk shit about Kristen Stewart
>>74025726
I'm not even the guy you were talking to, I just want you and every other """adult""" who watches anime to end your lives
>>74025436
Kys fag
>>74026003
I agree, why have an anime waifu when you can have a celebrity wife?
>>74026003
>literally mad
>at drawings
It is 11am and I am in bed browsing 4chan. I work late so this is normal.
Should i:
Get up and take a shower
Make something to eat
Masturbate in bed
Go to my computer and maturbate
Or text people and make plans for this evening
>rags
>>74026037
Which of those things do you find objectional or are you just upset with the tone of the post?
>>74026069
You should read very long books about very dense topics until you realize how stupid your thoughts are and you stop overthinking everything
>>74026069
Masturbate
>>74026003
>posts on anime imageboard
>gets mad when there's images of anime
wew lad
>>74026249
So you're saying if you're born into degeneracy you must remain a degenerate? We shall overcome
The governor of Connecticut and the mayor of Hartford are making a play for the New York Islanders
Alright i have to go to drink with buddies. Good luck /hoc.
>>74026329
see you later anon, have a great evening.
>griffith (twice)
>halak
>mcelhinney
>pavelec
>ribeiro
>frk
>parenteau
>condon
>pulkinnen
>pavelec
When was the last time waivers were this interesting?
>>74026329
>buddies
KYS normie, we don't want you here.
>>74026329
Nice laine dubs
Dont pass out in the snow
>>74026439
Macelhinney twice
>>74026316
>complains about anime being degenerate on an anime imageboard
>>74026316
>volcom
r u 14
>>74016413
bakersfield
>>74026483
m00t needs to rebrand 4chan and delete all anime boards, porn boards and video game boards
>>74026441
Normies run /sp/ now kid
Get used to it
>>74026500
Why would I wear Volcom? That's for people who are lost and need help
>>74026571
Normies? Is that what they call Norm MacDonald fans?
>>74026844
Those are McD's
>>74026530
>being this new
>>>/reddit/
>desharnais left out of the game
Thank you, Jesus.
>>74026894
I've been here since 2010
>>74026914
why tho? he wasnt so bad
also
>shaw playing
>>74026919
>being this new
>>>/reddit/
>>74026919
>this gnu
>>74027007
>>74027017
How long have you been here?
>>74026996
They guy sucks the heart out of the guys. Shaw takes stupid penalties, but he got fucking benched the rest of the game last time, so I'm pretty sure he learnt his lesson. I'd rather have Shaw than Desharnais on the ice.
Anyways, Desharnais is probably getting traded and they don't want him to get injured or "injured".
>>74027074
>shaw learning his lesson
not for a second
>>74027042
2000
>>74027042
>asking such a stupid question
>>>/reddit/
>>>/b/
>>74027100
inb4 shawzie hat trick
>>74027042
2007
Just because you're "Anonymous" doesn't give you an excuse to act like bitchs. Let this be a lesson
caps @ habs
>>74027169
>>74027169
>>74027169
>>74027122
Not funny
>>74027140
Then don't call people new if you don't want to compare "join" dates
>>74027141
You must be very proud
>>74021528
>its non existant
>There have been over 150 attacks completed or stopped in the planning stage since 911 in USA
>lol Canada is backwater but we teach magic alongside evolution in schools
Like dude, like what is terrorism anyway, just some label white male colonialists put on these innocent people. Dude like dude
T. Starbucks barista (M.A. Berkley)
>>74027178
>You must be very proud
yip
>>74026530
>delete all anime boards
yes
>porn boards
NO
>>74027198
I masturbate to celebrity headshots and Taylor Swift music videos. Get on my level
>>74027334
>>74027334
>>74027334
>>74027334
NEW THREAD
>>74027334
>>74027334
>>74027334
>>74027334
>>74027332
>>74027336
neekerit
>>74027332
>>74027336
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Hey look this thread is still here
Thread is definitely still here.
This is a great thread. I bet those too-early-fags are feeling foolish about now.
Boy this was a great thread. I enjoyed posting in it.
I sure hope someone makes a new thread now, which is the appropriate time to do such things.