/heem/

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first for doggo

Is anyone here not a newfag? Jesus christ

>>73998554
what's a newfag?

>>73998545
shit op desu

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>>73998549

Gronkowski vs cm punk

who wins?

>>73998575
Unfortunately you can't make posts like that here.

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HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!

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>>73998554
I don't like your attitude, buddy.

*breaks brick on face*

>>73998597
Who the fuck is Gronkowski?

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>>73998597
One guy gallops into takedowns and the other gallops through entire Indianapolis Colts team, that match up is impossible to call desu

>>73998605
How many viewers did this get up to live?

>>73998610
He's one of 2 biggest and strongest white handegg players, only JJ Watt compares

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When are the weighins?

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>>73998642
couple bongs lad

>>73998623

68k

>>73998652

*gets maced*

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Count how many times he says "buddeh"
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BP9QPS3hx-T/

>>73998667
3

>grasso/ herrig is the co main event

The fuck?

>>73998652
thx la

>>73998661
That was a bit fucked, wasn't it?

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>>73998667
he is so fucking handsome

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>>73998667

This man is so scared. He's petrified of getting into the octagon with Yoel. He's hoping the USADA doctors find SOMETHING. Every night he wakes up terrified in a cold sweat thinking of Romero taking everything he ever worked for. It's okay Michael, it will be all over soon.

>holly +105
>germaine -135

The fuck?

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>>73998692
he made a qt

>>73998682
Grasso a cute! A CUTE!

Her fight with HJC was also when viewership peaked on her last card.

>>73998628
>only JJ Watt compares
I have no idea who he is either, but if that Gronkowski dude is a big NFL player he should beat CM Punk easily.

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>*Leans into Mic*

>The pedophiles control the AI?

Bet the house on Trujillo. I saw Vick fight Dariush live. He doesnt like pressure and he had to eye poke dariush like 4 times to keep him at range and he still got heemed.

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>>73998667

>mfw Bisping KO's Roidmero

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why are they doing this to me? i want to see tecia's tiny ripped body

>>73998695
Germaine isn't on a two fight skid and isn't undefeated in kickboxing, whereas Holm just lost a kickboxing fight against a flyweight.

>>73998707

Trujillo doesn't deal well with fighters who want to box at long range. Vick should be the favourite.

>>73998718
You can still watch the real weigh-ins.

>>73998667
S H O O K
H
O
O
K

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0p3uyCB6Fk

WE

ARE

LIVE

>>73998710
faggot

>>73998695

If you want to bet on Holly then now is the time, by fight time she'll be -150.

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>>73998705
Watt is another big white NFL player

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>>73998718
She always has a nice smile and flex on the scale. I'm disappointed as well.

Does Miesha have the GOAT weigh in pose?

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>>73998667
Yoel's physique is just not fair....

CM Punk is saying that he's tossing names at Dana White. Who do you think he's silently calling out?

>>73998739
Nah. Holly's going up to +140.

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>>73998735

>>73998751
Scott Coker

>>73998751
Sage Northcutt

>>73998741
zeke would run through this faggot

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>>73998739
I did

>>73998694
I get this impression too. But I hope he gets lucky and takes out Romero, I'm sure any opponent after him will be easier. Maybe he would do better against Romero if he went in and trained just two weeks prior.

>>73998751
Sage Northcutt.

>>73998761
Zeke is a gay nigga and OL baby

>>73998754

Wrong!

>>73998768
>>73998760
Sagemind

>>73998741
Aren't those masks supposed to protect them? Because it's clearly not working.

>>73998751
random celebs who are also 5'11 170lbs and have some 'athlrtic' shit on their resume probably.

fuck it, get joe to strangle this pepsi sucking mandrama fag

>>73998739
>>73998764
im gonna put $30 now, and wait a couple days to put more money

why are ufc rankings so shit rick story was 9# and now he is removed from top 15 and conduit is still 4#

>>73998782
Bieber is apparently a blue belt. How much money do you think it would take to get him against Phil Brooks?

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>>73998692
that cut off arm triggered my autisms so i fixed it

>>73998695
Hello casual

>>73998788
>>73998764
>>73998695
Holly is getting murdered, lads.

How will I know when the dabs hit?

>>73998792
Story's contract ended thats why. Same with Larkin, Cirkunov, Baugutinov, and Makovsky

>>73998765
why do you people think he has to get lucky to beat anyone? luke rockhold is chinny and mike has great striking, not a lucky shot.

michael has tons of KO and TKO wins, and has incredible cardio... yoel is actually not too bad of an opponent for him. i see yoel getting bopped and sweating all night before mike swarms his gassed roided body in the championship rounds.

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>>73998802
nipples gonna tingle like nothing youve ever felt before

>>73998792
Contract shenanigans.

>>73998810
Did you actually watch Hendo 2?

I'm not even meming, Hendo landed the H-bomb twice. Yoel will demolish Bisping.

>>73998810

Lol UFC 199 was voted by multiple people as the biggest upset of 2016. It wasn't a lucky shot but more like Luke being stupid and not giving him any respect. Joe Rogan said it seconds before it happened, he had his hands down and chin up, and was just asking to get heemed.

Then on the flip side, you go and see that Bisping went and fought Hendo, a guy who is way past it and belongs in another era and he got demolished, if Hendo was 5 years younger he'd have destroyed him, even without the TRT.

Yoel is a nightmare match-up for him.

Requesting Romerosalutingsomegoofs.webm

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

predict the ufc champ list when trump gets his second term in 2020:

HW: nigganao
LHW: jon jones
MW: bisping
WW: mcgregor
LW: Mcgregor
Fw: mcgregor
BW: caol uno
flW: beetlejuice

>>73998835

Dead meme

>>73998807
>>73998814
why dont they remove pettis from featherweight, tim elito from flyweight when they made said they wont fight at that weight anymore

Bisping doesn't do well against wrestlers, look how easilly Kennedy took him down and grinded an easy decision

>>73998843
>implying Yoel will wrestle

>>73998841
Elliot's next fight is at flyweight.

>>73998836
Travis Browne
Weidman
Alvey
Perry
Khabib
Aldo
Jimmie Rivera
Dillashaw

>>73998851
Wouldn't be surprised if Yoel takes him down immediately and elbows his shit up

>>73998841
because they said it in interviews and may (and are not contracted to not) change their minds

>>73998839
this desu

>losing to a male model

>>73998667
reminder that bisbing was dropped twice by a 50yo
reminder that weidman eyepoked romero

>>73998878
Sad nobody talks about the eyepoke, and he was rushed back to fight

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>>73998836
HW: Stipe
LHW: Rumble
MW: Gegard Mousasi
WW: Demian Maia or Nick Diaz
LW: Tony Ferguson
FW: Jason Knight
BW: TJ Killashaw
FLW: Mighty Mouse

>>73998836
Flw: Pettis 2.0
Bw:Mighty Mouse
Fw:Cub
Lw:El cacuy
Ww:ruthless
Mw:soldier of god
Lhw:25/8
Hw:miočić

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Post your face when Yoel heems Bisping and then give a shout out to President Trump in the postfight interview.

>>73998900
I LUHV YUUU DONAHLL

>>73998782
Joe is the fight I want

>>73998836
HW: /ourboy/
LHW: Rumble
MW: Rockhold
WW: Kelvin Gastelum
LW: Tony Ferguson
FW: Cody Garbrandt
BW: TJ Dillashaw
FLW: Mighty Mouse

If Yoel beats Bisping, I think Rockhold would be his only tough fight at MW. Thoughts?

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Post yfw Bisping shadowrealms Romero into retirement.

Why are people posting *blocks your path* on other boards?

I thought it was a /heem/ thing?

>>73998836
predict champs for 2040:

HW: Conor McGregor Jr.
LHW: Callum Bisping
MW: Glenn Lawler
LW: CJ Weidman
FW: Anderson Silva's son
BW: Joseph Benavidez Jr.
flW: Demetrious Johnson

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>>73998933

>>73998940
I think it started as a Trudeau meme

I may be wrong though

>>73998843
lying on top of people doesn't get points anymore, bigg pigg

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>>73998940
>going on other boards

>>73998956
Implying Yoel will just lay on top, Bisping can't defend from guard like Jacare m8

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>>73998949

*portions a straight right to your face*

Why does Sage think he'll have an easier time at LW?

>>73998962
Because he's undefeated there.

>>73998933
it wont be a surprise.

feijao kod romero lol. bisping will easily find openings to bop him. his chin is going to break soon.

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>>73998959
Jacare lost against Yoel

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>>73998958
*blocks your path*

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>>73998962
because he'll have a 50 pound weight advantage

>>73998942
the metrious John's son; the resplondent rodent will still be champ?

>>73998976
Feijao was roided as fuck, that was long ago and Bisping doesn't hit as hard as him
>>73998978
I know that, but Jacare defended well. Bisping is fucked

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*blocks your path*

>>73998984
was tyron cutting here? he looks sucked the fuck up

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>>73998961
Trudeau would heem Trump desu.

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>hi son, are you a reebok shill yet?

>>73998979
I would block Miesha's path if you're picking up what I'm putting down my man

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>"anderson will ko bisping"
>"rockhold will submit bisping"
>"hendo will ko bisping"

>>73999006
who is that milf and how does she manage to survive with this name

>>73999014
Anderson and hendo did though

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>>73998996
Isn't it weird out of all the people who could have adopted Sage it was Tyron. It thought it would by Mickey or Faber or at a push Nick.

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who is your least favourite ufc competitor?

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>>73999022
kd =/ ko

>>73999029
Tyron just needed him to emulate Wonderpedo.

>>73998989
Yes, not enough competition

>>73999031
We had this discussion yesterday. Everyone said Cormier.

>>73999038
And now he loves him

>>73999036
Bisping was sleeping before he hit ground m8

>>73999043

heem is 80% black americans and you guys all dislike cormier

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ufc 208 embedded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzj5qaRJQB0

>>73999043
>Cormier

YEAH BOO ME THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE

>>73999068
That was a great moment. That was the press conference where the weidman/jones east coast broship was formed.

>>73999060
Thank you.

>>73999060
Not yet live, lad.

>>73999074
was that before or after Yoel stole Weidman's chin forever?

Cormier is goodboy, why all the hate? He's not fucking contenders or even asking for money fights. It's all because everyone went for the Jones SUCC

>>73999083
Before, it was at the 200 press conference before Jones popped

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is conrad vs nathaniel 3 happening this year?

>>73999086
Shut up, nerd.

>>73999055
>heem is 80% black
>black people dont like cormier
why do you believe these things?

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>>73999086
Jones fans are salty because when Jones "won" against Gus he was carried out crying on a stretcher.

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>>73999099
that's racist

>>73999060
WE ARE LIVE

>>73999107
That picture is so reddit.

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>>73999060
>>73999114
nobody cares about your podcast

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>>73999099
UNFORTUNATELY WE CAN'T TALK LIKE THIS ON /HEEM/

>>73999106
Cormier will never get the hespect he deserves

>>73999086
Nobody even likes Comier, they just hate Jon Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqXQinJlPsg

dockie can you explain why you are so racist to everyone please

>>73999137
he has a small penis

kek what a loser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccyfPg8w83Q

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>>73999131
I don't hate Jones and I like Cormier, eventhough DC has this tendency of pulling out.

You can't literally hate on Cormier. He's too much of a white boy company man to get heat by cheeto fingered memelords.

>>73999137
I'm not the woodley is a NIGGER poser. I'm the cormier is a nigger poster. Get it straight, guy who's middle name is literally mohammed.

BTW this post is on cooldown cause I posted this >>73999144

>>73999153
Why do you hate Cormier but not woodley?

>>73999157
he has a small penis

For manletweight fights they should use short refs so that the fights don't look as small. Agreed?

>>73999157
>boring wall and staller
>said he was gonna beat up roy nelson "for Dana."
>cornball company man TV host

But mainly its cause he's a hypocrite. I have hypocrites.

Woodley seems like a good dude. I enjoy his champ camp videos.

>>73998692
I kind of agree with this, no homo

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>>73999180
>Woodley seems like a good dude

>>73999146
DC is just lame and boring but not hate-able

>>73999188
Have you seen how he is with his songs and daughter? He's a great father to them.

DC on the other hand... Well....

>>73999195
Jesus those edges

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>>73999195

>>73999146
>being a company man isnt a reason to hate someone

Get a load of this communist.

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>>73999174

Yes, give them their own ring girls too

>>73999153
can you explain why you are so racist to everyone please

>>73999180
>boring wall and staller

Literally a 200er

>>73999202
^You guys see how easily triggered DC fans are? They have the thinnest skin and should stay on r/mma where theyre safe from free speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYh94U2DZJo

what is he saying?

>>73999220
I don't know full story but DC's daughter dying was out of his control right?

>>73999221
I dunno but he had cowboy shook before the fight

>>73999220
>getting triggered over someone insulting you

>>73999231
>not defending yourself

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how is it possible for her to be this thicc at 115lb?

>>73999229
No, it wasnt out of his control.

>>73999231
>le sharp edge meme
>insult

Pick one, stupid.

>>73999236
Shes probably pretty short?

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>>73999204
don't /pol/ on me

i'm not a commie and will never be one

get your shit together, anon

>>73999237
What happened?

>>73999237
So youre not even triggered over an insult just words lol

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>>73999207
You could had posted a more attractive midget at least

>>73999218
who hurt you

>>73999240
shes the same height as kookies

>>73999235
If you insult your enemies they win

>>73999261
This is the dumbest thing I've read today

>>73999253
Car accidents happen shithead, how long have you been riding the bus

>>73999250
did she ever do anything besides that one photo set? that was never enough for me to fap to

>>73998745
no ronda does

>>73999221
>time to prove it
>time to prove it baby
>[indecipherable] right here

>>73999271
How many vehicle collisions have you caused? Sounds like a lot. I've been driving for over 15 years and I've been involved in zero vehicle collisions. It's called knowing how to control your vehicle.

>>73999271
They lady driving DC's daughter was texting at the time.

>>73999288
Not everyone is as careful as you, accidents happen with others not being careful too

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>>73999269
Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay

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>>73999300
Fuck, can someone confirm this

>>73999288
>>73999301


This. People do not approach driving a car as a skillset that they have not yet mastered. They view it as a mindless chore that they don't have to concentrate too hard on, like vacuuming.
They get in, kick the seat way back, turn the tunes up and crank the a/c. They don't think of it as a difficult, dangerous task.

I've also been driving for close to 15 years and I've never been in an accident and I've never gotten a ticket. Some people operate on another level.

>>73999144
DC absolutely SEETHING at 1:57

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>>73999269
But its true, ask Trudeau

>>73999301
>Not everyone is as careful as you,
Oh so youre the stupid shit going below the speed limit in the left lane cause youre on your phone and not paying attention.

Yeah youre a fucking idiot and deserve to die before you kill someone with your negligence and stupidity.

>>73999273
I don't know if she ever did more, but not being able to rub one out to a whole set of photos is amateur stuff family

>>73999337
I didn't know person was texting and driving, some accidents can't be avoided if other person is idiot

>>73999334
Reddit says he never said that

https://www.reddit.com/r/metacanada/comments/4ggjvu/post_proofs_for_if_you_kill_your_enemies_they_win/

>>73999029
loving this bro-ship lads

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>>73999355
Not as strong as others

>>73999341
>accident

You keep using that word. There are no accidents with vehicles. There are collisions cause my negligence and stupidity.

I can tell youre a DC fan by how stupid you are and how you hate the concept of personal responsibility.

>>73999363
Thats not a broship thats just two guys taking a pic together.

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/Rzj5qaRJQB0
https://youtu.be/Rzj5qaRJQB0
https://youtu.be/Rzj5qaRJQB0

>>73999364
You are jackass, my point was some "collisions" can't be avoided if person is reckless.

>>73999366
what did she mean by this?

>>73999373
he used to sperg the fuck out about adan's dad and his dad not loving him and all this shit

it 100% is due to daddy issues

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>>73999369
who the fuck is this guy and why should i even click play

do you really know what vivisection means?

that's fucked up devil worshiping stuff

and this guy is just a neckbearded lumberjacko wannabe

sorry m8 i only get certified hype

hot lava
hot lava

>>73999383
I guess in this world everyone is flawless driver like you, how could I be so wrong

>>73999383
He was there but not all there was he. Its okay

>>73999385
Very sad. It explains so much. Improper parenting and raising of children is the reason behind so much malice in the world

>>73999398
It is a very distasteful topic to talk about

REAL EMBEDDED
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINFvi0g_PY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINFvi0g_PY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINFvi0g_PY

>>73999398
Are you getting triggered over your dad? Lol. Back to /r/mma cuckie

>>73999412
>it's real
Extra embedded won't make anybody care about 208 sorry Dana

>>73999253
Why don't you cry more about deadbeat dads?

>>73999407
Poor Cruz, he didn't deserve this

Cruz won 3 rounds against Cody and only lost 1 10-8

>>73999398
like you can actually tell how damaged your psyche is dude

>>73999410
Honestly dude, I agree. The wife and I had a lot of talks about how much responsibility parents are taking on when deciding to have kids. I explained that we're responsible for every bit of suffering that this human will not only feel themselves, but also cause throughout their lives.

It's a shame ol' dockies old man didn't feel the same way.

Woodley is NIGGER

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>>73999434
cruz lost 1 fight against cody and only lost 1 title

>>73999431
He literally made fun of Cody for not having a dad and talked a ton of shit to him leading up to it

wonderboy is my boy

>>73999411
he's damaged, friend

he's 5'4" 144lbs and didn't have a loving father

don't criticize. have pity.

>>73999407
whose tat is worse

cruz or cody

>>73999448
He is my boy in law

>>73999449
cruz

go bigg or go home COME ON

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>>73999443

>>73999441
>actually trying to convince us this wasnt you either spamming this

>>73999449
Cody has more than one tattoo though.
I don't mind Cruzs tattoo.

>>73999449
Cody

>>73999444
Cody's a retard, he deserved it. Cruz can say what he likes about Cody's deadbeat dad, he grew up without a father too.

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>>73999464

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>>73999462
when the nachos are stuck together, that counts as one nacho

>>73999463
cruz's tattoo is like a tramp stamp though

>>73999465
Listen dude. I'm sorry your dad wasn't there for you, alright? I know I rip on you all the time but man, you are clearly spiraling through the darkness and grasping for help. Life isn't fair, I get it. But constantly screampuking your pain onto everyone unfortunate enough to be around you is not going to help; you are going to continually poison your brain until you are broken beyond repair, if that hasn't already taken place.

You need to let this go. I am not Adan. Adan is gone, and he's been gone for a long, long time.
I'm a white boy and I'm jacked. Deal with it.

btw you just got BTFO BITCH

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>>73999508
>when the nachos are stuck together, that counts as one nacho
I like that

>>73999508
>ultra heavy
makes you think

>>73999512

LOL!

Which country has the most musical mma fighters?
>America
https://youtu.be/4ixh_e6jVws
https://youtu.be/3KzHcRt-IhU
>Canada
https://youtu.be/vz3KPX_wZqY

>>73999512
I hate it when fighters who never been champions pose for pictures with belts

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Wow dockie is extra revved up today, and his shift hasn't even began.

>>73999533
>forgetting his inevitable trilogy fight against 50 year old Hendo

>>73999519
lol saving silverman quote

>>73999533
you gotta fix that line and put robert whittaker and gooby in there too, gooby at the end obviously

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>>73999538
>Most handsome

>>73999369
Is Chas Skelly really as big a favourite as these goofs are implying?

>>73999534
>Kailin will never sing to you

:(

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>>73998832

>>73999554
That's memewalker.webm

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>>73999547

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>ultra heavy

>>73999551

The guy he's fighting was on Magiga's season of TUF and he always struggled against grapplers.

>>73998560
Wrong.

>>73999576
Adan Elmi of Ottawa is such a fucking loser.

>>73999534

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYmZsUjSFE&ab_channel=plumbtroll

>>73999554
Was Yoel in the military?

What is it that sends this dockdwarf into such autistic feats of rage?

>>73999601
I agree, Woodley is indeed NIGGER

>>73999576
>when the nachos are stuck together, that counts as one nacho

*portions collared greens and other chimp food*

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They still mad and seething tho

>>73999608
Daddy issues

Daniel Cormier is an honorary white

Kona Magiga is an honorary black man

>>73999607
Involved in three tours gulf war

*portions fatherly time to a non-manlet*

>>73999566
Which one you want then?

>>73999622
hey now

he could use some of that

>>73999614
>woodley finished wonderpedo four times in one fight
>is still the underdog in the rematch

THE ABSOLUTE DISHESPECT

>>73999611
What's that from? It sounds familiar but I can't place it.

>>73999625
Saluting goofs with leaky Weidman

>>73999621
really?

Lads my upper body is starting to look like Conor's. Disproportionate with the rest of the body and everything. Im looking ape mode right now

*portions dwarfness to docks*

>>73999635
Also did some military work in Germany after the Olympic wrestling, look it up

>>73999635
no

he's a cuban not a cuban-american

Who wants to see a pic of Adan's mom?

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>>73999633

Could Ngannou take that left hand shot?

>>73999651
THANK YOU

Thiago Tavares was cut, disappointed 2bh. Fun fighter to watch. Imagine if he wasnt so chinny

>>73999656
he is super super chinny though

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>>73999643
OBSESSED

>>73999656

Got heemed one too many times

>>73999643
jeez whats wrong with you

>>73999668
daddy issues

Tim Kennedy is off fighting ISIS RIGHT NOW. What's your excuse for not joining the military?

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I just got banned from r/MMA.

AMA.

>>73999656
why? hes had a fair few wins

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>>73999671

>>73999676
did you just get banned from r/MMA?

>>73999676
Never been to r/MMA, anything kek worthy I can do to get perma-heem'd?

>>73999671
not gonna risk my life for a few sandniggers

Who knew dock workers were so miserable inside lol

>>73999677
yeah theyre the ones sperging out

>>73999676
What was the post that got you banned?

>>73999687
Not Adan, but I did one of those. Would you like me to share my results?

>>73999676
do they do IP bans?

*portions dip while thinking fondly of his father*

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>>73999684
Make a piss drinking bet and then pussy out of it

>>73999687
My DNA test came back 80% memer 20% fight fan

>>73999643
No one you weirdo

>>73999684
It's a good source for breaking news and the occasional obscure video or interview. I don't recommend opening threads or reading the comments.

>>73999207

Lads, would you?

>>73999681
Yes, I did.

>>73999684
It's a good forum for discussion, but the Mods are a little over-sensitive. Talk enough shit them or anyone in general and they'll ban you.

>>73999694
I called the Mods cucks for repeatedly taking down articles related to Jake Shields' heroism yesterday. My last comment is in the General Discussion Thread.

>>73999696
Mods themselves cannot IP ban you, only the Admins can do that. So it's very rare.

>>73999722
I want IP B&, what do?

>>73999721
>tattoos

no

What is Schaub's #1 quality?

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>tap like chicken
>6 months later fight for title

what ufc mean by this?

>>73999728
His kindness. He's a genuine soft soul.

>>73999728

His daily hair-cuts

>tfw dockie had to grow up with a black step-dad

;_;

>>73999729
he fought 2 weight classes above his natural division

>>73999728
Not being Brian Callen

>>73999743
>4% European Jewish

LMAO

>>73999726
Lol if you want to be IP banned you'd really have to piss them off. Like, create an account, stir loads of shit, get banned. Create a 2nd account, do it again. Create a 3rd account, repeat etc. Make sure to let them know it's you the entire time, as creating accounts to circumvent bans is especially against the rules.

>>73999749

lol