GrASSo soon edition
both threads are shit but i guess we go with this one since it was first?
alright, i'll stay here
>select all images with grass
>>73995298
who va/gina/ here?
>>73995286
https://twitter.com/jakeshieldsajj/status/827023984273219584
>>73995298
>>73995313
in a fucking heartbeat.
>>73995286
>>73995314
>Jake Shields fended off dozens of attackers with nothing but a case of Aquafina
old goof >>73991775
news:
Knuckle Up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM
If I Did It: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9in4mcVWvI
Care/Don't Care Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SLVBKQuKW8
MMA Vivisection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
Heavy Hands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUaUjHGmkOc
6th Round: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCNajRO3bfg
upcoming events:
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.
.lol
KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKLE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>73995286
rioter by split decision
>>73995342
Thank you man
just listening to #911 right now
pcoming events:
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
Previous thread: >>73989414 (Cross-thread)
News:
>Luis Henrique injured, out of 208 bout
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/826899777656909828 (embed)
>Justin Ledet popped
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/already-removed-from-ufc-fight-night-104-justin-ledet-notified-of-potential-usada-anti-doping-violation
>UFC FN 104 prefight facts
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-104-pre-fight-facts-the-korean-zombie-finally-returns
just got home from work, watching JRE. Obama likes hotdogs
>>73995376
>>73995381
well shit, what part you at?
>>73995389
15 minutes in
>young male prostitutes
>e-mails
>NYPD giving information to Alex
>>73995394
>that filename
*blocks your path*
Stipe tapped
#Notmychampion
walk up on me again
treat me like a bitch
evacuate from the area
withdraw from my passage
i don't tolerate your existence
step back sir
>>73995198
WHOS THIS?
*portions doo*
>>73995473
Grasso ofc
>>73995480
still not getting anything
>>73995417
>>73995417
medium rare reem here,
>>73995417
>>73995494
>>73995528
what age did he get the scar
>>73995539
age 15 in a barfight someone cut him with a bottle
Alex is STONED
>>73995505
I love my Rare Reem's
*blocks your path*
>>73995506
Reem Hammer > Thor Hammer
>How to get Bigg
*portions container at the docks*
*looks into your eyes*
So bro,are you ready to admit you got punked?
BAS LOOK OUT
BEHIND YOU BAS
>>73995592
>>73995596
don't ruin a good meme
>>73995596
you gotta stop man
Tyron BTFO by Mighty Mouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POd9tC8TCDI
>>73995601
>good meme
Lol
FRESH BIG BROWN BREAKDOWN WITH LYOTO AND RENER GRACIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecPeELcVKWE
>>73995608
>BIG BROWN
>>73995608
don't care
>>73995612
i think you'd be surprised
>>73995608
Thanks brother. Gonna listen to it on my way to class tomorrow. Schaub bless.
>>73995616
dont care
>>73995603
weird thing is they are good friends
>chemtrails
Oh for sure I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks
>>73995622
give me a kiss
>>73995641
*blocks your path*
what the hell is matt hughes doing on /box/
YOU FUCKING BANDWAGON FAGGOTS
BACK OFF GRASSO
BACK OFF KGB
BACK OFF KAKO
(im glad everyone backed off the mizuk-zuk)
BACK THE FUCK OFF MY HEATHER THE HEAT SOON TO BE UFC CHAMP
STICK WITH YOUR HOGDA HONDA HOUSEY PLEBBAIT
BACK THE FUCK OFF
A
C
K
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>73995489
alexa grasso ffs
Michelle Waterson
>>73995679
Is my waifu
>>73995663
I'm glad that we've established that Macedo is my girlfriend.
Tyron Woodley is in the new Spiderman movie!??!?!
>>73995696
enjoy
>>73995528
Ahhh i miss the mid/early 2000s
teach me only boxing
Is Daniel Cormier gay and is Nate Diaz actually a retard?
TAKTAROV BLESS
>>73995766
fug, i knew some retard was gonna repost for (you)s if i didnt wait
who /wmma/ striking here?
>>73995783
whoops forgot file
>>73995783
Indeed, my man.
>>73995783
>>73995785
idiot
>>73995801
>>73995797
its impressive if you look really fast
Bisping is a better trash talker than Conor
>>73995780
kek
how i repost faggot when i just made this 5 minutes ago
Ronda Rousey is a good fighter but only sometimes imo
Cannonier finna be my low-key boy 2bh
>this is a real fighter during a real fight
Still the GOAT
Still my champion
Cody Garbrandt can kiss my ass when he loses in the rematch
>chemtrails
>Debunked
Well shit
>you like huey lewis and the news?
>>73995889
Looks like demian maia wtf
>>73995838
fuck drumpfhdsjkda tbqh
>>73996118
I honestly hope the immigration delusion gets fixed, america needs immigrants, so does mma. nationalism is delusion, america got better americans in immigrants post ww2 then they had amercians before that, its why they won the cold war
>>73995286
Should have heemed all those faggots
>>73995874
She's got that HEN MOOMEN
>>73995696
I'm the macedoposter around these parts
they've just brought in the whiskey and the weed
about an hour in
lads, I went to sleep last night listening to #911
thought I was gonna die of laughter, was legit having trouble breathing
>>73996292
were you choking on the redpills
>>73996274
>>73995696
I'm going to have to ask you both to quit posting my wife.
>>73996299
ye la
joe was trying to limit the rate, but you can't keep checks on the alex
he was getting trampled
This is current Invicta FC feather and bantamweight contender Cindy Dandois.
>>73996327
wood berry
Find a flaw
>>73996327
UUUUUUHHHHHGGGGGH
THICKER
>>73996343
>Mcgregor is ranked above Daniel Cormier despite getting finished by a gatekeeper
>>73996349
is that a catterpillar
>>73996343
>>73995286
AMERICA WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU NO FOR GAY JESUS
>>73996349
wtf is this
>>73996343
>Joanna is a better fighter than Dominick Cruz, Tyron Woodley, Bisping, TJ Dillashaw, Max Holloway, Khabib and Yoel Romero
>>73996356
>>73996360
It's either a bee or a wasp, I forget which.
>>73996352
Shouldn't even bother reading the p4p list to be honest
>>73996349
what the fuck Australia
>>73996343
>Condit still ranked #4 despite having one win in the last three years
>>73995286
>you'll never wall and stall rioters with Jake
;_;
Good to see that Kamaru Usman finally hit the rankings. People have been sleeping on that dude.
was chael vs tito rigged lads?
>>73996401
>tfw too intelligent to think about that
>>73996396
he should be ranked, but it's because of larkin/story/magny contract issues
>>73996401
No. It looked like every Chael loss ever.
>>73996401
Fuck no
Reminder that weight classes are a social construct
Reminder that p4p is solely to sell manlets and wmma to casuals
Reminder that heavyweight is the only division that matters
>>73996430
>no they exist to produce more champs and force improvement in flash skills, no wheel kicks without weightclasses
>P4P was created to hype up these various champs, under the delusion that mma is the same at all sizes
>WW is the only division that matters, HW gets historical honors but unless ufc has 100 HW fights in a year it's baby bottom bitch that stirs the same shallow pot of stew every year
>Some wrestlefucker tries to cagerape you for 5 rounds
>Submit them
you just got blessed cunts
Val is my boy
Not been here since last week lads because of moving and stuff so I wasn't in heem when the fites were happening last weekend
What did people think of the Cowboy fight? Dude was fucking knocked out cold and then made to keep fighting. It was possibly the most retarded shit I've ever seen in the ufc.
>jre #911 has over 500k views in 12 hours
My boy eddie was being a bit annoying but totally understandable
Imagine being that deep into conspriacies and then the info overlord shows up at your house. Of course youre going to ask him everything you can
Is Brinto Flabberghast a good fighter?
>>73996549
imagine sitting the 2 of them down with experts till the only conspiracies they have left are economic and political.
imagine how effective it would be to ship 10 of the biggest flat earther's into orbit,
probably cheaper to teach antivac people immunology and genetics, but it'd be a start
>>73996549
>PSYCHIC VAMPIRE PEDOPHILES ARE COMMUNICATING TO DRACULA THROUGH THEIR INTERDIMENSIONAL GODHEAD
>>73996561
Listen up goof alex jones has experts on his show literally every day the're right about a lot of shit
With the globalists knowing that we're becoming aware the're injecting distractions like flat earth to discredit the real shit
where do u get your news from btw
>>73996500
Wouldn't be so bad if Herb didn't clearly call the round 2 seconds before the horn goes off.
>>73996578
all the corruption is down to lack of accountability and the allowance of business and politics to blend. it's more conservative the righty, though there is righty bs bond measures and support.
politics needs clean, results based, future proof planning of goods, services and infrastructure. not waiting around for corruption is so bad they are forced to deal with it, actively planning for future industry, and infrastructure.
ie the whole global warming, no antibiotics, no food, no water issue. global warming, is happening, it's cause doesn't matter anymore, same with all the other issues. if you want to be nationalist, protect your flat ass country orange boy from rising sea water, and find ways for you tiny ass country to produce enough food without relying on poland and ukraine. and well make your own new antibiotics
globalists embrace a world system, but the world system lacks rules, and most rules placed seem to be placed in the interest of industry, see TPP instead of countries or citizens
>>73996476
My only regret is that now I don't get to watch Nunes give Pena brain trauma.
>>73996500
Herb is a fucking retard, I can't believe there are still people who believe he is the best ref in MMA.
Think i'm gonna put 25 bucks or so on Hill, besides that I like all the favourites. Price, Skelly, OSP, Grasso and Bermudez could possibly come in as a parlay but I wouldn't put anything other than like 2 dollarydoos on a 5 leg accy.
I like Vick in the pickem too, but reluctant to bet on him after Benny btfo'd him
KZ Could win but it's a dumb bet, I don't like Blaydes at those odds, I guess Torres is another decent favourite likely to win.
What do you niggas think
>Be referee in MMA fight
>Round 1
>Guy #1 gets KO'd floppy
>Gets ground and pounded while ded
>Decide to stop the fight, 4:58 round 1.
>Horn goes for end of round
>oh haha theres the horn which means none of that just happened. Better get back on yer feet there buddy
what's he thinking about?
http://www.badlefthook.com/2017/2/1/14470670/conor-mcgregor-starts-own-promotional-company-to-pave-way-for-mayweather-fight
WHAT
THE
?
>We’re getting there. It’s closing on it. This is the first billion-dollar fight!”
>THERE ARE 62 COMMENTS.
LOOKS LEGIT LMAO
>>73996646
I just put $25 on Vick, Andrade, Grasso, OSP, Torres, Hamilton, and Blaydes to win $250 at the TAB before it closed.
>>73996659
Conor registered his own promotional company around the time he came back from his ACL injury, you can look it up, I remember people talking about it. He started talking about becoming a promotional partner in his own fights around the time of the Mendes fight.
>>73996669
>betting on a parlay that huge
>>73996646
blaydes is good but milstead is undefeated in over 5 years. blaydes lost to nganaou, so it's a tough call, but i'd say milstead could smoke him but blaydes has fought better fighters period
hill is a tough bet
can vick out-strike trujillo, because he won't take him down
>>73996669
Hamilton is a rough bet, I don't know his opponent but he looked like trash in his last fight.
as the leaf said, blaydes was losing to ngannou before the doctor stoppage and milstead looked good in his first ufc fight. I think it's a pretty shit card in general for betting, only thing i'm really keen on is Niko Price the kid himself
>>73996648
>Dude I once saw Tim Sylvia's arm break which means I'm a good ref forever LMAO
>>73996681
So far the solid picks are Price and Andrade
balydes/milstead is a gamble
Hamilton/fortuna is too. Fortuna looks good but hes fighting a weightclass above
Bermudez/zombie; who knows how zombie looks hasnt fought in like 3 years
OSP/oezdemir; on paper OSP should take this but not sure if hes still the same after that KO loss
rip in rest
>>73996500
Well Cowboy got dropped and dazed then quit on the stool like he usually does when things don't go his way and got KTFO early in the second by the same drill (catch leg kick, left hook, overhand right) he was caught with in the first round.
Goes to show the difference between someone who studies their opponent vs. someone who goes in and improvises and treats a UFC match like a part time job. It's like Cowboy wants to forever be known as be a gatekeeper.
How good is this tanaka dude
And why wouldnt this prospect Hue(recruited on lff) beat him
>>73996729
I can't stand either of them.
>>73996733
I don't like marky mark either
>>73996725
Yeah I agree with that. Think Stann was even saying during the fight how Cowboy was like "lol I dont study fighters thats what my coaches are for lol"
I like Cowboy but I feel like theres a lot missing before he can be my boy. Things like not studying opponents and quitting so easily
>>73996733
>>73996742
You guys belong to Bellator. There's the door. Bye.
>>73996725
He didn't quit, he just doesn't handle anybody who has decent boxing. His head movement is really bad. He showed no improvement since he fought Diaz. Genetic determinism I guess.
>>73996743
Stann said, "Cowboy didn't even study his opponents, he just doesn't care!".
Even the Rogan recap podcast, Joe basically btfo Cowboy where he said
>he chooses not to spar for the purpose of reducing brain trauma, but fights every few weeks
>>73996748
I don't like how much he dickrides Brady and the cheatriots
>>73996752
That's another thing, I swear i'm never picking against boxers again, especially when the opponent has such shocking head movement like Cowboy
I fucked up with:
Nate vs. Johnson
Cody vs. Cruz
now Mas vs. Cowboy
>>73996733
>>73996742
I wonder whose behind these posts
>>73995286
Jake really shields!
>>73996681
Hamilton has a YUUGE size advantage and Fortuna doesn't have a reliable way to get him to the ground to impose his submission game. And Blaydes was losing, but he's looked better against Ngannou than anyone else. He's ludicrously tough.
I honestly see all of these fights being noncompetitive.
>>73996779
>my face right now
>>73996672
GOTTA BET BIG TO WIN BIG
COME ON!
>>73996725
Masvidal doesn't watch tape either
>>73996673
Vick has good boxing, and Trujillo has trouble with jabs.
>>73996803
WRONG.
He drilled that drill against Cowboy a million times, he even said in the pre fight interviews he's been preparing to take out Cerrone for ages, and it's the first fight where he's actively searched for the finish.
>>73996803
>not doing kilos of coke and watching tape for hours to find the most optimal openings for eye pokes
amateurs
>>73996806
Isn't Vick the one that got KTFO by Beneil Dariush?
>>73996815
His coaches watch tape and probably worked it with him, just like Cowboy's coaches did. But Masvidal has stated that he doesn't watch tape or personally worry about anything his opponent is going to do.
>zombie hasnt fought in 4 years
Why shouldnt I bet on Bermudez
>>73996825
Bermudez is very sloppy and a risk taker, KZ is a sharp finisher, even with the ring rust
Lads I think im going to bet on a Andrade/Price/Ramos parlay
It seems solid
Tecia Torres surely will dispatch Bec Rawlings back to Queensland right lands?
>>73996841
only god can know that
>>73996658
memes
>>73996840
I think Price is the only risky one because he's coming in on shorter notice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE9iQbv5l4c
have we talked about this?
>>73996867
Price is p good though and training camps are overrated
The guy has 1 DEC win and no losses hes a real prospect
>>73995340
this made me kek
>>73996875
I actually meant Ramos but i was thinking about Price. Do we know anything about Ram besides being a hue versing someone 2-4 in UFC?
>>73996891
Dana recruited him off of Lookin for a fight. Serra said he has very good jitz. Almost all of his wins come by SUB. Has one loss.
The jap is 2-4
is a jap(japs are no good)
Bad jitz
If ramos can take him down he will win 100% guaranteed by sub
Ramos is actually the underdog(good value) but hes lookin p good from where im standing
>>73996911
Hmm well in that case i got:
Price/Torres/Ramos & Andrade for a $20 parlay.
I like the idea of making money off these small cards with unpopular talent
>>73996923
Fuck Ramos' value is decreasing went from 2.77 to 2.55 10min ago
Im betting right now man cant afford any more reduction
Not sure about torres though wouldnt personally bet on her
>>73996926
She's versing Bec Rawlings doe, she got KTFO by Paige, and is 2-5 in her last fights?
>>73996926
Tecia should have won the Namajunas decision and she already beat Bec on TUF. She's the one absolutely rock solid pick on the card.
>>73996930
Good point
>>73996930
She was winning the PVZ fight until Paige memekicked her way onto the highlight reel tbqhwyf.
>>73996936
>>73996945
SO should I add her in the parlay? Ur confusing me now
>>73996926
Torres already beat Rawlings in TUF, it's ez moni mane
>>73996946
Oh, Tecia? Yes, 100%. I'm really just shittalking Paige. (Who already lost to Tecia in Invicta, just fyi)
>>73995528
hasn't changed a bit
>>73996732
his record is awful, I've only seen his last fight
>>73996977
>>73996946
>>73996872
All these casuals in my friend simulator. R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
>>73995198
hey guys thursday almost friday thats good right i was just wonderin maybe if you hadnt been gooby'd yet so here you go its on me today boys no worries
gooby
<---
>>73997049
>self inserting into an irish manlet
>>73997049
That's a nice coat you got there young man
check this gooby
<--------
out
>>73996820
lol
>>73996821
yea the very same
>>73997062
that's a nice smokin' joe gooby
check out this rare gangsta gooby
<---
https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/826931820352696320
>>73995198
What's wrong with her face? There's something off, and I can't figure out what it is. Maybe something with eyes?
>>73997083
indio eyes
>>73995298
>>73995313
Gina is literally the most beautiful woman I know.
>>73997072
excellent view into life of crime
somebody could write a thesis on that
like this gooby
<-----------
>>73995663
but I liked Grasso from when she was a baby faced assassin murdering people in invicta.
>>73996251
this guy looks like he was defending his kid from some drunk old bums
makes me enjoy this street heem way more
Do you think Rogan ever visited /sp/ ? Or is it strictly /pol/ with him ?
Maybe it's young Jaimie psoitng Rogan threads on /tv/ as a means of promoting the show ?
>>73997101
ya blew it, you gotta point to the gooby
gooby
<------
like that
>>73997151
It points on my screen
>>73997133
i'd bet money he's visited or seen the website
but i doubt he got into it, probably glossed over it after looking at a thread or two
>>73997153
son of a bitch all of a sudden it points on mine now too
sorry for falsely accusing you of poor goobying
gooby
<-------
I'd like to tank all deez Euros an Welshmen fer keepin /heem/ warm for meh. Now beat it, ya fookin bums, the king has awoken and is back on his fookin throne.
>>73997163
>throne
ya blew it
>>73997163
This cant be real
>>73997170
too small, off center AND angled wrong lol
>>73997170
Look at his other tattoos. I guarantee you at least a few gooblets out there got this horrific tattoo.
>>73997163
that has to be one of the worst cases of my midlife crisis ever
>>73996327
>Bill
>>73997175
>>73997191
Funny thing is conair stole it from this model
>>73995358
kek
>>73997209
He drew inspiration from it. It wasn't a carbon copy.
>>73997170
>not getting tattoos of your boy
lmao what the fuck is wrong with you
casuals
>>73997240
This cant be real
how will this guy feel when romero permaheems bisbong
>>73997244
post Struve tat
>>73997251
no struve tat I got a tat of Overeem
Is anyone here excited for Rory's next fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyryRJ0tTb4
>>73997261
rory = wgaf
>>73995286
based jake
wish he would have seen this
i'm a white boy and i'm jacked
deal with it
>>73997240
It's cool that they have 3d tattoos now.
>>73997276
brock v baruto when?
>>73997268
Rory beat Tyron Woodley, Nate Diaz and Demian Maia
>>73996827
KZ can get dragged into banging with Bermudez tho and Bermudez might win in that situation considering the fucking wars he's been through
>there were people who unironically thought that Cowboy wold beat Goobs
*tips cowboy hat*
>>73997286
on the gas, no way he beats t or maia now.
>nate diaz
kek
KEK
K E K
>>73997294
Nate Diaz is a huge WW, he walks around at over 200 pounds.
>>73997294
Rory has been fighting since he was 16. He's natty
>>73995286
>tfw you realise Shield's resume is A tier
>>73997300
>>73997300
More like juicing since he was 16, take it from leaf that use to know him
>>73997318
>a teenager has acne
wow who would have seen that coming?
>>73997322
I would never trust a Canadian
>>73997254
He's british though
>>73997323
>Ireland being an expert on back-acne
>Ireland being an expert on personal hygiene ever
OH, how how unexpected
>>73997323
Rory had absurd amounts of body acne for the first two or three years he was in the UFC, which coincidentally paralleled a pretty significant increase in body mass for Rory.
HMMMMMMMMMM
>>73997332
>he has never been a teenager
>he has never had acne
And you call yourself human lol
>>73997329
I agree, we both shouldnt trust rory
>>73997329
fuck you bud you probably look like me
>>73997346
he said he wants both 170 and 185 belts
>>73997271
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73997345
You filthy little mongrel. In the civilized world teenagers have occasional breakouts but they don't get their entire torsos covered in that shit for years. Get cleaned up you little oxyboi, up your Neutrogena game and get off the grease.
>>73997358
Rory is natty la. Human teenagers get acne, wouldn't expect you to understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdrqA93sW-8
Post GOAT walkout songs.
dis som boollshieeeet
>>73997381
I bet his dick is huge.
No homo.
>>73997363
Rory is Canadian. In Canada we have a strong culture of personal hygiene. It's hard for a European to understand, but basically, Canadians generally feel a sense of personal shame when going unwashed for more than two days. This generally keeps the body's appearance in check.
This all might be a bit much for an Irishman t grasp but I assure you that this is our way of life.
>>73997387
Or you have low testosterone. Rory is natty.
>>73997381
>>73997386
Does ronda get BLACKED if travis loses?
>honda is underneath lewis when he does ihs ceremonial ground humping
>travis, freshly heemed on the ground looks on while edmond yells off in the distance
Post better ufc bunda
>>73997338
really makes you think
>>73997432
boys my gut tells me that herrig might win
Post THICC fighters
>>73997476
You should watch the Herrig/PVZ fight again.
>>73997476
is Jason Knight our new Mike Perry?
>people thought Cerrone would be able to compete with Masvidal because "his boxing has improved so much" and because "Masvidal's boxing is not one of the best in the UFC"
how is it possible that I, a person who doesn't even trane, have a better understanding of what constitutes good boxing than some of you other people
really makes me think
>>73997504
>>73997476
Sorry canada, didn't mean to (You) you, but have another (You)
HOW LONG UNTIL THE WEIGH-INS
When is there going to be another funny maymay press conference
I miss press conferences
>>73997504
Knight seems like a decent dude that doesn't piss off the public though. Perry was the opposite. He was reddits antiboy which I guess made him /ourguy/
You're just an average bloke, I'm a samurai.
>>73997519
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
>>73997525
>>73997519
There will never be a press conference as good as the one post 199, let that sink in
>>73997519
Sweet fucking Christ that was uncomfortable to watch.
>>73997553
There will never be an anything as good as 199. That whole event and everything around it was so god damn spicy.
>>73997519
dam i hope that wasnt salted butter
*heems you*
*dabs over you unconscious body*
>>73997553
I will never forget this event
>>73997600
Tyron was all ready to dab, but that jackass Dan Miragliotta didn't call the fight any of the numerous times it would have been justified.
eyy triggered one
>>73996327
holy.fucking.shit.my.dick.
>>73996621
please edit your post anon, he is an african american male :)
>>73997519
jesus christ
>>73996327
She also whooped Megan Anderson aka le latest hype machine for casuals.
>>73997621
>10 seconds on MS Paint
>>73997659
>>73997476
post more herrig, her muscle bod reminds me of junglewoman
>>73997666
>control
>1sec
*portions dip*
*wishes he could eat it*
fuck am I ever hungry
What's worse in your opinion, an early stoppage or a late one?
>>73997679
Late. An early stoppage you can rematch.
>>73997679
early, 100%. fuck the MMA mother teresa's
>>73997668
shes an uggo but id definitely fuggo her iykwim
That yesterdays Rogan's podcast is honestly not that interesting and it's waaaaay to long, I've watched hour and 20 minutes of it and I'm tired
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/2/14454852/valentina-shevchenko-on-arm-bar-finish-over-julianna-pena-i-felt-her-arm-crack-three-times
This moment came by surprise to many, as Shevchenko has been considered to be a striker in the UFC, and her last submission win came almost 11 years ago. But to Shevchenko, this was no surprise, as she fancies herself a complete fighter, and trained for every possible situation for this pivotal bout.
“For every fight, I’m not only thinking about one strategy, my coach Pavel [Fedotov] is always thinking about every possible situation that I will possibly be in during the fight,” Shevchenko explained. “That’s why we’re training standing, wrestling, jiu-jitsu, everything, but I was pretty sure I would take this fight, I would win this, and I was prepared for striking, submissions, everything. Before the fight, everyone asked me, ‘Valentina, you’re a striker, how do you feel about your wrestler opponent?,’ and every time I would say, ‘I’m a martial artist, I’m a complete fighter.’”
Although it hasn’t been officially announced by the UFC, Shevchenko expects to be challenging for the title in her next bout, and says that the UFC bringing Amanda Nunes inside the octagon after her win last Saturday was a confirmation of that. If this fight comes to fruition, as many expect, this will be a rematch as Nunes and Shevchenko fought in the past at UFC 196 in 2016.
Their bout was a close contest that had Nunes winning the first two rounds and Shevchenko the final round. The Kyrgyzstan native is confident that with the two extra rounds a title fight offers, her fight with Nunes will be completely different.
“I’m feeling a much better fighter than last time, and of course all this training and fights that I’ve had after [the first fight with Nunes] will help me to have a great fight,” Shevchenko said, “and I’m very excited, and can’t wait ’til it happens.”
>>73997683
She's kinda annoying though. Tries too hard.
>>73997679
Early, I want to see head clattering off the canvas, I want to see heem sleepy, I want them to just bleed
>>73997668
>>73997683
>>73997692
>>73997699
Put a coaster down, jesus.
>>73997692
>tries to hard
yeah like nothing ive seen before.
just google image her name and all you get is pics like this
>>73997690
this girl needs to heem that monkey out of existence
>>73997679
worse for who? Late is worse for a fighter, early is worse for the fans.
>>73995314
>He's not a Jew, he's greek
The fuck are these people
>>73997690
VALENTINA BLESS
WBW Champion this year guaranteed
GET BLESSED
>>73997710
>Shevchenko
>heeming Nunes
Put that shit out of your mind. The only finish that Shevchenko is getting here is a cheeky RNC.
>>73997699
>>73997709
you can guarantee that translates to her trying really really hard in bed too
she's the type of girl that ensures she has the wildest sex out of all her friends
>>73997683
>>73997692
Her face isnt any worse than zinganos, her body is straight fire though, looks like a female super hero.
Imagine roleplaying fucking her as some villainous 19th century explorer while she wears that jungle girl costume, while in a forest/jungle
>>73997699
bad picture desu, her weigh-in pics flexing are better than that filtered shit
>>73997666
>Significant strikes
>2 groin shots and pitty patter leg kicks
Did Hendo even take any damage?
>>73997679
There are rarely any early stoppages, late stoppages are very common though, especially when Herb is reffing.
>>73997750
AMERISPERGS BTFO
>>73997718
This Milo Yiannopoulos seems to be a very controversial figure.
>>73997755
>Flag
Pathetic
>>73997750
waahhh waahhhhh
pathetic amerifats
>>73997748
>Her face isnt any worse than zinganos
You take that shit back right fucking now.
>>73997750
lel this is pretty reachey desu
>>73997765
>>73997773
Sad!
who here /slagposting/
>>73997761
Shoo shorty
>>73997782
Valentina is PURE not a slag
>>73997753
I hate Herb so much. He's Mazzagatti tier in my opinion
>>73997761
>implying Poland's own Mijail ßispngeevicz isn't the true natty slav title holder we need but don't deserve
>>73997792
Yes I know that I'm the biggest Valposter here m8
I posted felice
>>73997760
Eh, he tries to be. This is mainly just individualism vs collectivism, which always ends up turning into capitalism vs communism. Berkeley is filled with Marxist rich kids who want to lash out at anyone, they riot all the time. The issue is their local government allows this shit. Trump needs to bring the hammer and have a speech about American/Western values being entirely based around individualism.
Also this shit turned into a /pol/ post so here is is bae.
Sometimes its good to cleanse the system with some slagposting
>>73997787
>>73997800
Oh then continue.
>>73997805
the people at the protest werent students, but local bay area anarchists (they also crashed the 99% and BLM protests a few years ago)
>>73997805
Milo is just an IRL shitposter.
>>73997792
I want to see cut-to-115 weightcut valentina
>>73997818
should clarify to say violent protesters were mainly non-students
Meisha makes for good slagposting
>>73997679
Late. "Early" stoppages most of the time could have been avoided by the losing fighter not doing enough to defend.
>>73997792
Pena is still hotter senpai
DED
I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
>>73997800
>That masculine chin
2/10 would not bang
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/827187012541181952
>>73997831
Oh 100% my man.
>>73997833
Don't stick your dick in a cunt.
...wait.
>>73997834
SEE YOU SOON
BOI
>>73997806
post her weigh-in pictures, these touched up pics do nothing
>>73997844
that first reply lol
>>73997834
>still doubting him
don't be so cocky buddeh
>>73997851
weighin pics isnt slagposting
>>73997797
> ß
DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>73997857
>still doubting the guy who got whooped by a 46 year old retiree with an overhand right
Why would anyone do such a thing?
>>73997860
Stipper Miesha is best Miesha.
>>73997806
imagine what it would be like to have sex with her eh boys?
>bisping will obliterate the yoelmao
>>73997862
What makes americans so salty ?
>>73997872
>arlovski will win against Ngannou haha
>>73997874
>Discussing MMA is being salty
>>73997870
I'd certainly like to have "sexual intercourse" with her, if you know what I mean ;)))))
>BJ Penn will beat Yair(who is a meme fighter xD) haha
>>73997874
Jealous of Bispings BBC (Big british cock)
>>73997874
>poland has no noteworthy MMA stars so they cling onto ones with 1/4 polish,lives in a 3rd country and identifies strongly as british
bisping is not one of you polecuck
>>73997879
>she's already got the bondage wraps on her joints
fuuuuuuck I want to tie her to the rack and have the blackzilians run train
>>73997884
>Ngannou has zero experience and his striking is so sloppy, veteran like Arlovski will dispatch him surely
>I share a board with people who don't respect the GOAT, Michael Bisping
>>73997889
Don't reply to me until GSP comes back, leaf
>>73997887
Not sports
>>73997889
>>73997889
Poland has more champs than Canada though.
>>73997887
They can dislike him because he has no experience for the job he got and is going to fuck up this country for 4(yes only 4) years.
>>73997890
Why are beige people such cuckholds?
Bisping will beat Yoel.
>you live in a universe where Sam Alvey is a top 15 middleweight
honestly what the fuck is going on
>>73997903
It's not cuckolding when she's not being stolen from you. I don't want to fuck Herrig, I just want to watch her be fucked.
You may as well consider all pornography cuck porn.
>>73997906
*in bispings dreams
>>73997908
>have 10 fights in the ufc
>call out a guy who debuted a few weeks ago
class
Marshman would heem him stiff anyway
>>73997887
>>73997902
>be inflammatory troll for the longest time
>use your mob to intimidate and harass others
>have this expectation you can be incidiary as possible with zero blowback
>finally have your own tactics used against you
>instantly run to daddy for help
Really made those university kids think
>>73997915
It's a spicy fucking banger, don't get me wrong.
>ya-yakasami? homeboy asking if i'm okay
>>73996841
I think so.
>>73997906
This desu
He beat the legend, Anderson Silva. He can definitely beat Yoel
Does anybody have a webm of Cerrone vs Masvidal, end of the first round and the finish?
>>73997906
And then you woke up
>>73997935
>tfw no Michael Bisping bf
>>73997948
>Bisbong fans are literally gay
>>73997939
Cheers meladdo
>>73997902
Sure he is, Hillary. Sure he is.
>>73997960
HNNNNNGGGGGG
>>73997906
can't beat a 50 year old man.
Yoel is gonna send Bisping to the shadow realm
>>73997923
>>use your mob to intimidate and harass others
Never happened. Nice try though.
>>73997862
>got whooped
check the record buddeh
>>73997971
Romero is unironically a geriatric senior citizen.
>>73997972
>milo hasn't used his fanbase to harass people
#alternativefacts
>>73997887
>I am the catalyst for this change
Wow kill yourself, faggot.
>>73997959
I'm a girl x3
yeahhhh buddeehhhhhh
lightweight baby
lightweight!
>>73997960
>136 pounds
>that short and flabby
I don't foresee her being a champ
>>73998007
I dont either Tbh but I like looking at her.
prove it
>>73998007
Yes but at the same time I see foresee her on top of my lap so wgaf.
The #easymoneycampaign continues this weekend. Stay tuned. We're gonna make yuge profits, believe me. Lotta #fakenews agencies like Brandon Swab who told you Cerrone was a lock, but the real fight fans know the truth.
>>73997988
really gets the noggin joggin...
>>73998003
Everyone is a little girl on the internet
Name one fucking reason Tony won't join 24 killed by Khabib?
>>73998041
Liked and Subscribed!
>>73997993
the fact that his fanbase is comprised in great part by racist trolls who harass people online is not the same as people literally clubbing and pepper spraying those who disagree with them
>>73998053
slick jitz
lanky skeltal
eyepokes/upkicks
>>73998044
>believing judges
Really made me think.
>>73998053
Khabib got rocked by Johnson.
>>73998061
>Milo telling his fanbase to harass people isn't the same as a group of people spontaneously attacking people
facsintang
>>73998065
>slick jitz
Kek
>>73998070
>Khabib got rocked by Johnson
how many times are we going to have to disprove this retarded argument for you to finally understand that it didn't happen
>>73998070
>Khabib got rocked by Johnson.
(You)
>>73998070
sticks and stones vs words m8
>>73998053
Because Tony will have Eddie Bravo in his corner.
>>73998080
>>73998084
Khabib was shooting for his loife after that.
>>73998078
I'm not sure if you agree with me or not desu
>>73998061
I just don't understand how someone can look at Trump and say, "This is the mature and intelligent leader we need to lead the most powerful nation on earth". The guy has no political experience and is very petty. Just because he is anti politically correct and triggers leftist isn't a reason to vote for him. Hillary sucked but least she has the experience to lead the country and won't do dumb shit like question nato.
>>73998093
Tony will only go down with Khabib if he's feeling suicidal.
>>73998111
Tony isn't going to get a choice in the matter.
>>73998120
True.
>>73998106
I agree, that doesn't make the people who are going around assaulting others any less disgusting.
>>73996659
We didn't ask for it, but let's admit it, if it happens, we're all going to watch it. We can't not watch it.
>>73998120
lol Khabib will do a cheeky 2 min of standup just to see how it goes
>>73998106
Shut the fuck up, nerd.
>>73998044
i see 3 W 2 L, buy some glasses dude
>>73998146
>Peru
>the state of understanding MMA
el
em
ay
aw
>>73998134
Why did he try standing with Johnson when clearly his advantage was on the ground?
Why does Kebab try standing with anyone?
>>73998044
>le 48-47 decision in England man
Can't make this up
>>73998134
Ferguson hasn't heemed anyone in a donkey's years. At least Johnson knocked out Poirer a few months ago.
>>73998106
>>73998123
how is your wife son buddies.
The world need more leaders like Trump.
>>73998162
Poirier has a glass chin
>>73998167
>like Trump.
Unable to focus on something for longer than it takes to tweet about it? Incapable of getting over any imagined slight? Possessing tiny hands?
>>73998123
agreed
>>73997760
Most of his subject matter is pretty tame. He talks about feminism and the wage gap myth.
>>73998134
>>73998157
I think his strategy is to wait for opportunities that come during striking, not to try and force opportunities. His standup is good enough that he can be patient and trade blows and wait for the perfect opportunity for the takedown.
>>73998106
>no experience
you mean like Obama?
>>73998186
I can smell the fuckin butthurt and all the salt from here Auscunt.
Are u mad 'cause you have to keep your "pacific and multicultural immigrants"
>>73998244
Obama was a senator for 4 years you goof. And just so I don't get banned for "off-topic" Who is gonna win Rumble vs DC 2?
>>73998265
No madder than you are for being stuck in your shitty third world nation. Literally the only reason not to turn South America into glass is that we can import bunda and cocaine from that part of the world.
>>73998244
Obama was a state senator for years and had experience working on committees and passing legislation before he became a senator. Trump has no political experience..
>>73998267
i think Humble will pull the upset because of DC's age, as well as the fact that he's been thinking about that fight for years and has likely trained his wrestling
i'm rooting for DC, though
>>73998267
I'd like Rumble to win, he's way more exciting fighter and doesn't pull out of fights constantly.
He will come better prepared and wont gas out so easily .
Round 2 Rumble via heem
>>73998305
>years
a year and a half
there's a lack of Grasso in this thread
Listen to me, we are not gonna lose in Denver
>>73997971
Hendo would unironically knock Yoel the fuck out.
>>73998305
DC also hasn't had a proper fight in who knows how long now
/r/ing the webm of Nik Letz hip tossing someone into next year
>>73998334
>>73998331
mmm those shoulders
>>73998349
since ufc 192
>>73998380
The clavicles are where its at desu
>>73998396
>not finishing old guy from weightclass below who took fight on 2 days notice
>the District of Columbia
>>73998396
>imagine if Silva had TKO'd DC
would've been epic
>>73998412
>Trump supporter tosses a man of Latin American descent to the ground as the crowd cheers
wtf I hate UFC now
>>73998265
It was in this moment that I knew Australia would never recover.
It greatly confuses and upsets me that Ryan Hall has fans
>>73998436
I was kind of sick of Goldie. I'm glad he's gone.
DRONES EXISTED SINCE WW2, NOW HIGHLY ADVANCED AND WIDELY DEPLOYED
OCEAN UNDER THE MOON
STANLEY KUBRICK FAKED MOON LANDING WITH GOVERNMENT HELP
OBELISK ON PHOBOS
INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS ARE REAL
STARS ACT AS GATEWAYS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS
HUMANITY ARE THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS FOR MACHINE CONSCIOUSNESS
HUMANS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER DIMENSIONS...SOMEHOW
(((ELITE))) PEDOPHILE TECHNOCRATS ARE THE GLOBALISTS - PIZZAGATE & COMET WAS TO DISCREDIT ATTEMPTS AT INVESTIGATION
(((ELITES))) INCLUDE BILDERBERG GROUP, CLUB OF ROME, DAVROS, SOROS
(((ELITES))) TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS
THESE LOW-FREQUENCY BEINGS ARE PSYCHIC VAMPIRES
(((ELITES))) WANT TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND WIPE OUT REMAINS WITH BIOWEAPONS [VACCINES?]
GOOGLE IS HELPING (((ELITES))) BUILD A PSYCHIC HIVEMIND-POWERED MATRIX CAPABLE OF VIEWING THE FUTURE VIA SUBDIMENSIONAL FOLD-SPACE WITH THE INTENT OF MANIPULATING THE TIMELINE
FACEBOOK IS ILLUMINATI, ATTEMPTING TOTAL INFORMATION CONTROL
HAARP WEATHER MODIFICATION USING SERIES OF SATELLITES AND SUBMARINES - WEATHER WARS
LEGAL CHEMTRAIL AND BIOLOGICAL WEAPON TESTING ON CITIZENS
JFK KILLED FOR TRYING TO STOP SECRET SOCIETIES
NEIL ARMSTRONG KILLED FOR TRYING TO SPEAK ABOUT SECRET SPACE PROGRAM
OBAMA'S MOTHER WAS SEX OPERATIVE
ANDERSON COOPER PART OF CIA WIMP DIVISION
HILLARY CLINTON PEDOPHILE SERIAL KILLER HAVING 2 SEIZURES PER HOUR
CANADA EVEN MORE FUCKED THAN WE IMAGINED
PATRIOTS NOW IN OPEN REBELLION AGAINST (((ELITES)))
INTELLIGENCE AGENCY INTERNAL COUP IS UNDERWAY
WIKILEAKS CAME FROM WITHIN PATRIOT AGENCIES
CIA BEING RETAKEN BY PATRIOTS ON OUR SIDE
WE CAME THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO HAVING MEDIA BLACKOUT VIA "MINISTRY OF TRUTH"
THE (((ELITES))) ARE LOSING TO THE FORCES OF LIBERTY [NERV REPUBLIC?]
TREMENDOUS SCIENTIFIC ADVANCES WILL BE RELEASED THANKS TO TRUMP
ALEX JONES IN FREQUENT DIRECT CONTACT WITH TRUMP, LIKELY GAVE OK TO RELEASE REDPILLS
>>73998412
>not today, motherfucker
>>73998342
I will pay to see that fight, could be interesting. I wanna see hendo going to rizin use some TRT and knock some japanese guys.
>>73998439
RIGHT HERE
I'M THE BEST LOOKING FEATHERWEIGHT
WHEN I ROLL BY, WOMEN DON'T FUCKING MOVE
>>73998439
here's an OP template for the next thread if someone wants to use it
sorry too busy gotta go bye
Upcoming events:
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
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2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
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Previous thread: >>73995198
News:
>Abel Trujillo wants to make statement
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-104s-abel-trujillo-gunning-for-brutal-type-of-win-that-changes-sleeper-status
>Browne still training with Edmond
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/2/14483572/ufc-halifax-travis-browne-denies-leaving-edmond-tarverdyan-black-house
>Jake Shields helps guy being assaulted by mob of angry SJWs
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/2/14484534/uc-berkeley-video-ufc-jake-shields-rescues-man-beaten-masked-fascist-thugs-during-violent-protest
>>73998412
thanks mang
>>73998342
A younger juiced up Hendo has a decent chance.
>>73998446
did not read
but thanks for the effort
here
have a you
>>73998444
what did Goldie say then?
38 DAYS
ON THE TENTH OF MARCH, THE YEAR OF MACKENZIE CONTINUES!
>>73998450
>>73998471
The Hendo that just fought Bisping could unironically knock Yoel out.
>>73998480
...36 days, bogan scum. Learn to count.
>>73998481
Eh Yoel doesn't play into Hendo's style though. He's way too cautious to let an H-Bomb happen.
I feel like you have to be either a roided up monster or absolute cardio god to beat Yoel.
>>73998491
So Jacare then
>>73998473
There was no effort. It's a thread on /pol/
>>/pol/110625555
>>73998495
Jacare almost did. If that was 5 rounds Yoel would have been UDed or even subbed.
>>73998503
>city of me
>>>/pol/110625555
Alex Jones is my new boy
>>73998503
Kenyabro are you legit from Kenya or is that proxy?
>>73998519
>Being this new
smdh
>>73998526
soz 4 being newfag
>>73998517
literally whom
>>73998517
>new
Alex has been my boy since 2011, i am 200% woke
>>73998519
>a kenyan that follows MMA and posts about it online
When are the weighins?
>>73998519
newfaggot
>>73998446
Every single one these is unironically a fact
>>73998517
How many viewers did it get up to live?
I fell asleep 30 mins before it started :(
Post another few then head to NEW
>>73998545
>>73998545
>>73998545
>>73998545
>>73998519
I live in Kenya but was born in America. A lot of people don't believe me tho because it's impossible for Kenya to have internet am i rite ;)))
>>73998551
Here's a (You) for your nice rhyming
>>73998552
who is this immaculate ejaculate?
>>73998562
looks like someone's mom
>>73998517
he was always our boy
>grasso/herrig is the co main event
The fuck?
what
>>73997133
He's cuckposting right now I bet