/heem/

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both threads are shit but i guess we go with this one since it was first?

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alright, i'll stay here

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>select all images with grass

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>>73995298
who va/gina/ here?

>>73995286

https://twitter.com/jakeshieldsajj/status/827023984273219584

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>>73995298
>>73995313
in a fucking heartbeat.

>>73995286
>>73995314
>Jake Shields fended off dozens of attackers with nothing but a case of Aquafina

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old goof >>73991775

news:
Knuckle Up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM
If I Did It: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9in4mcVWvI
Care/Don't Care Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SLVBKQuKW8
MMA Vivisection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
Heavy Hands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUaUjHGmkOc
6th Round: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCNajRO3bfg

upcoming events:
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.lol
KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKLE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>73995286
rioter by split decision

>>73995342
Thank you man

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just listening to #911 right now

pcoming events:

2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>73989414 (Cross-thread)

News:

>Luis Henrique injured, out of 208 bout
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/826899777656909828 (embed)

>Justin Ledet popped
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/already-removed-from-ufc-fight-night-104-justin-ledet-notified-of-potential-usada-anti-doping-violation

>UFC FN 104 prefight facts
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-104-pre-fight-facts-the-korean-zombie-finally-returns

just got home from work, watching JRE. Obama likes hotdogs

>>73995376
>>73995381
well shit, what part you at?

>>73995377
>>73995198

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>>73995377

>>73995389
15 minutes in

>young male prostitutes
>e-mails
>NYPD giving information to Alex

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>>73995394
>that filename

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*blocks your path*

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Stipe tapped

#Notmychampion

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walk up on me again

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treat me like a bitch

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evacuate from the area

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withdraw from my passage

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i don't tolerate your existence

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step back sir

>>73995438
>>73995446
>>73995456
DANK

>>73995198
WHOS THIS?

*portions doo*

>>73995473
Grasso ofc

>>73995480
still not getting anything

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>>73995417

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>>73995417
medium rare reem here,

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>>73995417
>>73995494

>>73995528
what age did he get the scar

>>73995539
age 15 in a barfight someone cut him with a bottle

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Alex is STONED

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>>73995505
I love my Rare Reem's

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*blocks your path*

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>>73995506
Reem Hammer > Thor Hammer

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>How to get Bigg

*portions container at the docks*

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*looks into your eyes*
So bro,are you ready to admit you got punked?

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BAS LOOK OUT

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BEHIND YOU BAS

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>>73995592
>>73995596
don't ruin a good meme

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>>73995596
you gotta stop man

Tyron BTFO by Mighty Mouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POd9tC8TCDI

>>73995601

>good meme

Lol

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FRESH BIG BROWN BREAKDOWN WITH LYOTO AND RENER GRACIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecPeELcVKWE

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>>73995608
>BIG BROWN

>>73995608

don't care

>>73995612
i think you'd be surprised

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>>73995608
Thanks brother. Gonna listen to it on my way to class tomorrow. Schaub bless.

>>73995616

dont care

>>73995603
weird thing is they are good friends

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>chemtrails

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Oh for sure I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks

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>>73995638

>>73995622
give me a kiss

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>>73995641

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*blocks your path*

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what the hell is matt hughes doing on /box/

YOU FUCKING BANDWAGON FAGGOTS

BACK OFF GRASSO
BACK OFF KGB
BACK OFF KAKO
(im glad everyone backed off the mizuk-zuk)
BACK THE FUCK OFF MY HEATHER THE HEAT SOON TO BE UFC CHAMP

STICK WITH YOUR HOGDA HONDA HOUSEY PLEBBAIT

BACK THE FUCK OFF
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F
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O
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>>73995489
alexa grasso ffs

Michelle Waterson

>>73995679
Is my waifu

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>>73995663
I'm glad that we've established that Macedo is my girlfriend.

Tyron Woodley is in the new Spiderman movie!??!?!

>>73995696
enjoy

>>73995528
Ahhh i miss the mid/early 2000s

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teach me only boxing

Is Daniel Cormier gay and is Nate Diaz actually a retard?

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TAKTAROV BLESS

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>>73995766
fug, i knew some retard was gonna repost for (you)s if i didnt wait

who /wmma/ striking here?

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>>73995783
whoops forgot file

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>>73995783
Indeed, my man.

>>73995783
>>73995785

idiot

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>>73995801

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>>73995797
its impressive if you look really fast

Bisping is a better trash talker than Conor

>>73995780
kek

how i repost faggot when i just made this 5 minutes ago

Ronda Rousey is a good fighter but only sometimes imo

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Cannonier finna be my low-key boy 2bh

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>this is a real fighter during a real fight

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Still the GOAT
Still my champion
Cody Garbrandt can kiss my ass when he loses in the rematch

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>chemtrails
>Debunked
Well shit

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>you like huey lewis and the news?

>>73995889
Looks like demian maia wtf

>>73995838
fuck drumpfhdsjkda tbqh

>>73996118
I honestly hope the immigration delusion gets fixed, america needs immigrants, so does mma. nationalism is delusion, america got better americans in immigrants post ww2 then they had amercians before that, its why they won the cold war

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>>73995286

Should have heemed all those faggots

>>73995874
She's got that HEN MOOMEN

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>>73995696

I'm the macedoposter around these parts

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they've just brought in the whiskey and the weed

about an hour in

lads, I went to sleep last night listening to #911
thought I was gonna die of laughter, was legit having trouble breathing

>>73996292
were you choking on the redpills

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>>73996274
>>73995696
I'm going to have to ask you both to quit posting my wife.

>>73996299
ye la
joe was trying to limit the rate, but you can't keep checks on the alex
he was getting trampled

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This is current Invicta FC feather and bantamweight contender Cindy Dandois.

>>73996327

wood berry

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Find a flaw

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>>73996327
UUUUUUHHHHHGGGGGH

THICKER

>>73996343
>Mcgregor is ranked above Daniel Cormier despite getting finished by a gatekeeper

>>73996349
is that a catterpillar

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>>73996343

>>73995286
AMERICA WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU NO FOR GAY JESUS

>>73996349
wtf is this

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>>73996343
>Joanna is a better fighter than Dominick Cruz, Tyron Woodley, Bisping, TJ Dillashaw, Max Holloway, Khabib and Yoel Romero

>>73996356
>>73996360
It's either a bee or a wasp, I forget which.

>>73996352
Shouldn't even bother reading the p4p list to be honest

>>73996349

what the fuck Australia

>>73996343
>Condit still ranked #4 despite having one win in the last three years

>>73995286
>you'll never wall and stall rioters with Jake

;_;

Good to see that Kamaru Usman finally hit the rankings. People have been sleeping on that dude.

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was chael vs tito rigged lads?

>>73996401
>tfw too intelligent to think about that

>>73996396
he should be ranked, but it's because of larkin/story/magny contract issues

>>73996401
No. It looked like every Chael loss ever.

>>73996401
Fuck no

Reminder that weight classes are a social construct

Reminder that p4p is solely to sell manlets and wmma to casuals

Reminder that heavyweight is the only division that matters

>>73996430
>no they exist to produce more champs and force improvement in flash skills, no wheel kicks without weightclasses
>P4P was created to hype up these various champs, under the delusion that mma is the same at all sizes
>WW is the only division that matters, HW gets historical honors but unless ufc has 100 HW fights in a year it's baby bottom bitch that stirs the same shallow pot of stew every year

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>Some wrestlefucker tries to cagerape you for 5 rounds
>Submit them

you just got blessed cunts

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Val is my boy

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Not been here since last week lads because of moving and stuff so I wasn't in heem when the fites were happening last weekend

What did people think of the Cowboy fight? Dude was fucking knocked out cold and then made to keep fighting. It was possibly the most retarded shit I've ever seen in the ufc.

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>jre #911 has over 500k views in 12 hours
My boy eddie was being a bit annoying but totally understandable

Imagine being that deep into conspriacies and then the info overlord shows up at your house. Of course youre going to ask him everything you can

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Is Brinto Flabberghast a good fighter?

>>73996549
imagine sitting the 2 of them down with experts till the only conspiracies they have left are economic and political.

imagine how effective it would be to ship 10 of the biggest flat earther's into orbit,

probably cheaper to teach antivac people immunology and genetics, but it'd be a start

>>73996549
>PSYCHIC VAMPIRE PEDOPHILES ARE COMMUNICATING TO DRACULA THROUGH THEIR INTERDIMENSIONAL GODHEAD

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>>73996561
Listen up goof alex jones has experts on his show literally every day the're right about a lot of shit

With the globalists knowing that we're becoming aware the're injecting distractions like flat earth to discredit the real shit

where do u get your news from btw

>>73996500
Wouldn't be so bad if Herb didn't clearly call the round 2 seconds before the horn goes off.

>>73996578
all the corruption is down to lack of accountability and the allowance of business and politics to blend. it's more conservative the righty, though there is righty bs bond measures and support.

politics needs clean, results based, future proof planning of goods, services and infrastructure. not waiting around for corruption is so bad they are forced to deal with it, actively planning for future industry, and infrastructure.

ie the whole global warming, no antibiotics, no food, no water issue. global warming, is happening, it's cause doesn't matter anymore, same with all the other issues. if you want to be nationalist, protect your flat ass country orange boy from rising sea water, and find ways for you tiny ass country to produce enough food without relying on poland and ukraine. and well make your own new antibiotics

globalists embrace a world system, but the world system lacks rules, and most rules placed seem to be placed in the interest of industry, see TPP instead of countries or citizens

>>73996476
My only regret is that now I don't get to watch Nunes give Pena brain trauma.

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>>73996500
Herb is a fucking retard, I can't believe there are still people who believe he is the best ref in MMA.

Think i'm gonna put 25 bucks or so on Hill, besides that I like all the favourites. Price, Skelly, OSP, Grasso and Bermudez could possibly come in as a parlay but I wouldn't put anything other than like 2 dollarydoos on a 5 leg accy.
I like Vick in the pickem too, but reluctant to bet on him after Benny btfo'd him
KZ Could win but it's a dumb bet, I don't like Blaydes at those odds, I guess Torres is another decent favourite likely to win.

What do you niggas think

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>Be referee in MMA fight
>Round 1
>Guy #1 gets KO'd floppy
>Gets ground and pounded while ded
>Decide to stop the fight, 4:58 round 1.
>Horn goes for end of round
>oh haha theres the horn which means none of that just happened. Better get back on yer feet there buddy

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what's he thinking about?

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http://www.badlefthook.com/2017/2/1/14470670/conor-mcgregor-starts-own-promotional-company-to-pave-way-for-mayweather-fight

WHAT
THE
?

>We’re getting there. It’s closing on it. This is the first billion-dollar fight!”

>THERE ARE 62 COMMENTS.

LOOKS LEGIT LMAO

>>73996646
I just put $25 on Vick, Andrade, Grasso, OSP, Torres, Hamilton, and Blaydes to win $250 at the TAB before it closed.

>>73996659
Conor registered his own promotional company around the time he came back from his ACL injury, you can look it up, I remember people talking about it. He started talking about becoming a promotional partner in his own fights around the time of the Mendes fight.

>>73996669
>betting on a parlay that huge

>>73996646
blaydes is good but milstead is undefeated in over 5 years. blaydes lost to nganaou, so it's a tough call, but i'd say milstead could smoke him but blaydes has fought better fighters period

hill is a tough bet

can vick out-strike trujillo, because he won't take him down

>>73996669
Hamilton is a rough bet, I don't know his opponent but he looked like trash in his last fight.

as the leaf said, blaydes was losing to ngannou before the doctor stoppage and milstead looked good in his first ufc fight. I think it's a pretty shit card in general for betting, only thing i'm really keen on is Niko Price the kid himself

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>>73996648
>Dude I once saw Tim Sylvia's arm break which means I'm a good ref forever LMAO

>>73996681
So far the solid picks are Price and Andrade

balydes/milstead is a gamble
Hamilton/fortuna is too. Fortuna looks good but hes fighting a weightclass above
Bermudez/zombie; who knows how zombie looks hasnt fought in like 3 years
OSP/oezdemir; on paper OSP should take this but not sure if hes still the same after that KO loss

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rip in rest

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>>73996500
Well Cowboy got dropped and dazed then quit on the stool like he usually does when things don't go his way and got KTFO early in the second by the same drill (catch leg kick, left hook, overhand right) he was caught with in the first round.

Goes to show the difference between someone who studies their opponent vs. someone who goes in and improvises and treats a UFC match like a part time job. It's like Cowboy wants to forever be known as be a gatekeeper.

How good is this tanaka dude

And why wouldnt this prospect Hue(recruited on lff) beat him

>>73996729
I can't stand either of them.

>>73996733
I don't like marky mark either

>>73996725

Yeah I agree with that. Think Stann was even saying during the fight how Cowboy was like "lol I dont study fighters thats what my coaches are for lol"

I like Cowboy but I feel like theres a lot missing before he can be my boy. Things like not studying opponents and quitting so easily

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>>73996733
>>73996742


You guys belong to Bellator. There's the door. Bye.

>>73996725
He didn't quit, he just doesn't handle anybody who has decent boxing. His head movement is really bad. He showed no improvement since he fought Diaz. Genetic determinism I guess.

>>73996743
Stann said, "Cowboy didn't even study his opponents, he just doesn't care!".

Even the Rogan recap podcast, Joe basically btfo Cowboy where he said
>he chooses not to spar for the purpose of reducing brain trauma, but fights every few weeks

>>73996748
I don't like how much he dickrides Brady and the cheatriots

>>73996752
That's another thing, I swear i'm never picking against boxers again, especially when the opponent has such shocking head movement like Cowboy

I fucked up with:
Nate vs. Johnson
Cody vs. Cruz
now Mas vs. Cowboy

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>>73996742

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>>73996733
>>73996742
I wonder whose behind these posts

>>73995286
Jake really shields!

>>73996681
Hamilton has a YUUGE size advantage and Fortuna doesn't have a reliable way to get him to the ground to impose his submission game. And Blaydes was losing, but he's looked better against Ngannou than anyone else. He's ludicrously tough.

I honestly see all of these fights being noncompetitive.

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>>73996779
>my face right now

>>73996672
GOTTA BET BIG TO WIN BIG
COME ON!

>>73996725
Masvidal doesn't watch tape either

>>73996673
Vick has good boxing, and Trujillo has trouble with jabs.

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>>73996803
WRONG.

He drilled that drill against Cowboy a million times, he even said in the pre fight interviews he's been preparing to take out Cerrone for ages, and it's the first fight where he's actively searched for the finish.

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>>73996803
>not doing kilos of coke and watching tape for hours to find the most optimal openings for eye pokes

amateurs

>>73996806
Isn't Vick the one that got KTFO by Beneil Dariush?

>>73996815
His coaches watch tape and probably worked it with him, just like Cowboy's coaches did. But Masvidal has stated that he doesn't watch tape or personally worry about anything his opponent is going to do.

>zombie hasnt fought in 4 years
Why shouldnt I bet on Bermudez

>>73996825
Bermudez is very sloppy and a risk taker, KZ is a sharp finisher, even with the ring rust

Lads I think im going to bet on a Andrade/Price/Ramos parlay

It seems solid

Tecia Torres surely will dispatch Bec Rawlings back to Queensland right lands?

>>73996841
only god can know that

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>>73996658
memes

>>73996840
I think Price is the only risky one because he's coming in on shorter notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE9iQbv5l4c

have we talked about this?

>>73996867
Price is p good though and training camps are overrated

The guy has 1 DEC win and no losses hes a real prospect

>>73995340
this made me kek

>>73996875
I actually meant Ramos but i was thinking about Price. Do we know anything about Ram besides being a hue versing someone 2-4 in UFC?

>>73996891
Dana recruited him off of Lookin for a fight. Serra said he has very good jitz. Almost all of his wins come by SUB. Has one loss.

The jap is 2-4
is a jap(japs are no good)
Bad jitz

If ramos can take him down he will win 100% guaranteed by sub

Ramos is actually the underdog(good value) but hes lookin p good from where im standing

>>73996911
Hmm well in that case i got:
Price/Torres/Ramos & Andrade for a $20 parlay.

I like the idea of making money off these small cards with unpopular talent

>>73996923
Fuck Ramos' value is decreasing went from 2.77 to 2.55 10min ago

Im betting right now man cant afford any more reduction

Not sure about torres though wouldnt personally bet on her

>>73996926
She's versing Bec Rawlings doe, she got KTFO by Paige, and is 2-5 in her last fights?

>>73996926
Tecia should have won the Namajunas decision and she already beat Bec on TUF. She's the one absolutely rock solid pick on the card.

>>73996930
Good point

>>73996930
She was winning the PVZ fight until Paige memekicked her way onto the highlight reel tbqhwyf.

>>73996936
>>73996945
SO should I add her in the parlay? Ur confusing me now

>>73996926
Torres already beat Rawlings in TUF, it's ez moni mane

>>73996946
Oh, Tecia? Yes, 100%. I'm really just shittalking Paige. (Who already lost to Tecia in Invicta, just fyi)

>>73995528
hasn't changed a bit

>>73996732
his record is awful, I've only seen his last fight

>>73996977
>>73996946
>>73996872
All these casuals in my friend simulator. R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

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>>73995198

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hey guys thursday almost friday thats good right i was just wonderin maybe if you hadnt been gooby'd yet so here you go its on me today boys no worries

gooby
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>>73997049
>self inserting into an irish manlet

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>>73997049
That's a nice coat you got there young man

check this gooby
<--------
out

>>73996820
lol

>>73996821
yea the very same

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>>73997062
that's a nice smokin' joe gooby

check out this rare gangsta gooby
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https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/826931820352696320

>>73995198
What's wrong with her face? There's something off, and I can't figure out what it is. Maybe something with eyes?

>>73997083
indio eyes

>>73995298
>>73995313
Gina is literally the most beautiful woman I know.

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>>73997072
excellent view into life of crime

somebody could write a thesis on that
like this gooby
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>>73995663
but I liked Grasso from when she was a baby faced assassin murdering people in invicta.

>>73996251
this guy looks like he was defending his kid from some drunk old bums

makes me enjoy this street heem way more

Do you think Rogan ever visited /sp/ ? Or is it strictly /pol/ with him ?
Maybe it's young Jaimie psoitng Rogan threads on /tv/ as a means of promoting the show ?

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>>73997101
ya blew it, you gotta point to the gooby

gooby
<------

like that

>>73997151
It points on my screen

>>73997133
i'd bet money he's visited or seen the website

but i doubt he got into it, probably glossed over it after looking at a thread or two

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>>73997153
son of a bitch all of a sudden it points on mine now too
sorry for falsely accusing you of poor goobying

gooby
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I'd like to tank all deez Euros an Welshmen fer keepin /heem/ warm for meh. Now beat it, ya fookin bums, the king has awoken and is back on his fookin throne.

>>73997163
>throne
ya blew it

>>73997163
This cant be real

>>73997170
too small, off center AND angled wrong lol

>>73997170
Look at his other tattoos. I guarantee you at least a few gooblets out there got this horrific tattoo.

>>73997163
that has to be one of the worst cases of my midlife crisis ever

>>73996327
>Bill

>>73997175
>>73997191
Funny thing is conair stole it from this model

>>73995358
kek

>>73997209
He drew inspiration from it. It wasn't a carbon copy.

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>>73997170


>not getting tattoos of your boy

lmao what the fuck is wrong with you

casuals

>>73997240
This cant be real

how will this guy feel when romero permaheems bisbong

>>73997244

post Struve tat

>>73997251
no struve tat I got a tat of Overeem

Is anyone here excited for Rory's next fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyryRJ0tTb4

>>73997261
rory = wgaf

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>>73995286
based jake

wish he would have seen this

i'm a white boy and i'm jacked

deal with it

>>73997240
It's cool that they have 3d tattoos now.

>>73997276
brock v baruto when?

>>73997268
Rory beat Tyron Woodley, Nate Diaz and Demian Maia

>>73996827
KZ can get dragged into banging with Bermudez tho and Bermudez might win in that situation considering the fucking wars he's been through

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>there were people who unironically thought that Cowboy wold beat Goobs

*tips cowboy hat*

>>73997286
on the gas, no way he beats t or maia now.

>nate diaz
kek
KEK
K E K

>>73997294
Nate Diaz is a huge WW, he walks around at over 200 pounds.

>>73997294
Rory has been fighting since he was 16. He's natty

>>73995286
>tfw you realise Shield's resume is A tier

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>>73997300

>>73997300
More like juicing since he was 16, take it from leaf that use to know him

>>73997318
>a teenager has acne

wow who would have seen that coming?

>>73997322
I would never trust a Canadian

>>73997254

He's british though

>>73997323
>Ireland being an expert on back-acne
>Ireland being an expert on personal hygiene ever

OH, how how unexpected

>>73997323
Rory had absurd amounts of body acne for the first two or three years he was in the UFC, which coincidentally paralleled a pretty significant increase in body mass for Rory.

HMMMMMMMMMM

>>73997332
>he has never been a teenager
>he has never had acne

And you call yourself human lol

>>73997329
I agree, we both shouldnt trust rory

>>73997329
fuck you bud you probably look like me

>>73997346
he said he wants both 170 and 185 belts

>>73997271
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73997345
You filthy little mongrel. In the civilized world teenagers have occasional breakouts but they don't get their entire torsos covered in that shit for years. Get cleaned up you little oxyboi, up your Neutrogena game and get off the grease.

>>73997358
Rory is natty la. Human teenagers get acne, wouldn't expect you to understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdrqA93sW-8

Post GOAT walkout songs.

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dis som boollshieeeet

>>73997381
I bet his dick is huge.

No homo.

>>73997363
Rory is Canadian. In Canada we have a strong culture of personal hygiene. It's hard for a European to understand, but basically, Canadians generally feel a sense of personal shame when going unwashed for more than two days. This generally keeps the body's appearance in check.

This all might be a bit much for an Irishman t grasp but I assure you that this is our way of life.

>>73997387
Or you have low testosterone. Rory is natty.

>>73997381
>>73997386
Does ronda get BLACKED if travis loses?

>honda is underneath lewis when he does ihs ceremonial ground humping
>travis, freshly heemed on the ground looks on while edmond yells off in the distance

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Post better ufc bunda

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>>73997338
really makes you think

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>>73997432

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boys my gut tells me that herrig might win

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Post THICC fighters

>>73997476
You should watch the Herrig/PVZ fight again.

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>>73997476

is Jason Knight our new Mike Perry?

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>people thought Cerrone would be able to compete with Masvidal because "his boxing has improved so much" and because "Masvidal's boxing is not one of the best in the UFC"

how is it possible that I, a person who doesn't even trane, have a better understanding of what constitutes good boxing than some of you other people
really makes me think

>>73997504
>>73997476

Sorry canada, didn't mean to (You) you, but have another (You)

HOW LONG UNTIL THE WEIGH-INS

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When is there going to be another funny maymay press conference

I miss press conferences

>>73997504
Knight seems like a decent dude that doesn't piss off the public though. Perry was the opposite. He was reddits antiboy which I guess made him /ourguy/

You're just an average bloke, I'm a samurai.

>>73997519
What the actual fuck did I just watch?

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>>73997525

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>>73997519
There will never be a press conference as good as the one post 199, let that sink in

>>73997519
Sweet fucking Christ that was uncomfortable to watch.

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>>73997553

There will never be an anything as good as 199. That whole event and everything around it was so god damn spicy.

>>73997519
dam i hope that wasnt salted butter

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*heems you*
*dabs over you unconscious body*

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>>73997553

I will never forget this event

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>>73997553
>>73997576
>>73997603

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>>73997600
Tyron was all ready to dab, but that jackass Dan Miragliotta didn't call the fight any of the numerous times it would have been justified.

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eyy triggered one

>>73996327
holy.fucking.shit.my.dick.

>>73996621
please edit your post anon, he is an african american male :)

>>73997519
jesus christ

>>73996327

She also whooped Megan Anderson aka le latest hype machine for casuals.

>>73997621

>10 seconds on MS Paint

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>>73997659

>>73997476
post more herrig, her muscle bod reminds me of junglewoman

>>73997666
>control
>1sec

*portions dip*

*wishes he could eat it*

fuck am I ever hungry

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What's worse in your opinion, an early stoppage or a late one?

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>>73997679
Late. An early stoppage you can rematch.

>>73997679
early, 100%. fuck the MMA mother teresa's

>>73997668

shes an uggo but id definitely fuggo her iykwim