https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM
Alex should open a gym
We need a transcript of what he said about dimensions
>>73991782
Schaub wants to make poor people rich and destroy the global system by making the CEO of Exxon the secretary of state
>pot bellied, one inch motherfuckers
What did he mean by this?
>>73991792
Rex Tillerson is a Schaub approved pick for sos. I love another wealthy seasoned businessman working with other countries.
>>73991782
Biggest loser on heem
damn I feel /fried/ allready
I can't imagine listening to this guy everyday.
ahahahahahahahahaahahhahah eddies so fucking fried
>>73991804
Shaub will cover taxes for the middle and lower class out of the goodness of his heart because he believes in trickle down economics
So pizza gate is real?
4CHAN
4CHAN
>4chan
10th planet jiu jitsu
fastest 3 hours of my life lads
>>73991832
Schaub believes in keeping manufacturing jobs in the US so we have more taxpayers.
*portions awakening*
>>73991828
It's way more fun than you imagine
Apparently if you hang around with Eddie long enough you'll start smoking weed and believe every single conspiracy theory you ever hear
shame seeing alex become a shill
eddie is so fucking retarded and annoying
>>73991775
This waterfilter sales guy is OK.
Joe was 100% pro-globalism a few podcasts ago.
Let's see if he defends his position against Alex.
Alex Jones is too intelligent for Joe and Eddie
J U S T
U
S
T
>>73991877
Joe is the pseudo intellectual to end all pseudo intellectuals
>im against corporate world government
>im antiauthoritarian
>i want the rich taxed more and the poor taxed less
>trump is going to save us
Is Alex actually retarded
>>73991877
he agrees with whoever is on
>>73991877
Joe changes his opinions depending on guests
I legit don't know what he really wants apart from when he talks about tigers and shit
that's giant
>>73991908
>I legit don't know what he really wants apart from when he talks about tigers and shit
kek so true
>>73991915
Did you know you don't actually need to do the things you said you were going to do
5 hour podcast incoming
HOT DAMN Alex just got WOKE
LOLLLL
holy fuck lads
BEETLEJEECE
what the fuck are they talking about.
>just finish watching the arrival
>oh shit jre is on
>it's alex jones
>he's going mad about aliens
>mfw
MY SIDES!
im way too high for this
>Alex do you want to do DMT?
"I don't need DMT"
- Alexander Jones
>the 7th dimension is gensokyo
>>73992021
called it
>>73991158
>>73992024
in the 7th dimension
everything is real
everything
it is powered by waifu love
>>73992027
>an hour and a half is "soon"
Edgy is retarded
why the fuck would you talk about dmt to a man who just got fucked up by just one toke
does rogan fucking want to send him to the psychic ward permanently
>e-everything is good now because drumpf
Oh sweetie, you dont actually believe this do you? People are laughing at you :/
do you know how crazy it would be if trump became a hero?
He is a hero
>>73992049
>Oh sweetie
>>73992040
>in other news jamie's wearing a the rock shirt
>>73991775
Upcoming events:
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
Previous thread: >>73989414
News:
>Luis Henrique injured, out of 208 bout
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/826899777656909828
>Justin Ledet popped
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/already-removed-from-ufc-fight-night-104-justin-ledet-notified-of-potential-usada-anti-doping-violation
>UFC FN 104 prefight facts
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-104-pre-fight-facts-the-korean-zombie-finally-returns
eddie and alex OTP
DAMMIT DONT END IT NOW
>>73992073
FULL POWER
No 9/11???
WTF I hate Alex now?!
too soon
EDGY WEAK BABY SHIT PUNCH POWER GOT EXPOSED
>TAKWANDOE CHAMP CLAIMING LEGIT PUNCHING POWER KEK
>>73992085
3.5 hours is a heavy dose
JOE STOP BEING A NO-FUN GRUMPY MOM YOU SHIT
>68K live viewers
is this a record for JRE? Don't ever recall a viewcount that high.
>>73992101
i believe so
>>73992047
>the psychic ward
>>73992101
Yeah it was broken like 2 and half hours ago
Are Alex and Eddie going to get married?
>alex jones cant do basic math or understand timezones
>>73992139
to be fair, he spent one of those hours in another dimension
>it's still going
Holy shit I took a lyft across town to pick up my car, bullshitted with the service writer for like 15 minutes, picked up my rent, came home, gave the rent to my landlord, and these guys are still going.
>>73992123
did they hold hands or accidentally drink form the same can/cup?
>>73992117
lel that podcast really fucked me up
Alex Jones is a government shill
>>73992152
>alex jones actually forgot that he's not in texas or that texas and california are in different timezones
>>73992169
They were play fighting and Alex wants Eddie to grapple him
>fuck aliens
>>73992169
alex invited eddie into his guard
> half off
my goddamn sides
>>73992176
hmmm
ALEX AND JOE GONNA EAT AT CAVARETTAS AFTER
MEET THERE 818 BROS
mexico and australia btfo
http://drudgereport.com/
I wish I didn't already watch the Rollins podcast I need to sober up after this, Edgy and Alex too lit
You fags give me shit for running chrome on a mac and young jamie does too. So what now faggots?
>he's like Helio Gracie and that's a compliment
>normally comparing someone to Helio Gracie is insult
>>73992205
i bet you own a phone too
>>73992205
>a mac is better for editing
Is what I've been told at least
JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE UP YOUR ASS
DEMONIC GLOBALIST JIZZ
>hiccups
crying
The CIA created Conor McGregor
>cia's whimp division
>>73992213
You think?
ricin in that whiskey
that's a wrap
alex jones is lit af
WTF
MAGA
911 was the real 200 and 205
>>73992176
>>73992176
zerohedge is legit
alex jones was exposed as a russian shill by Ghost last week, I have no idea why you give this lunatic so much credence
fuck that was dunk
take this with a grain of salt though underage friends
there were a lot of stoner bullshit out there
WEW
>>73992304
well put
Joe, Eddie, Schaub, Diaz and Alex Jones
Book it
>>73992304
yeah i'll take that under advisement achilles
>>73992304
it's just fun. no one really believes in lizard people, the illuminati, and the NWO
Some real entertaining stuff.
Very interesting to hear what other people believe.
>now imagine that with joey diaz on it
>>73992326
>no one really believes in lizard people, the illuminati, and the NWO
I think you'll be surprised
id pay to view a jones vs. callen podcast just to see that little shit eating twerp get BTFO, alex would have to avoid the blunt tho
What a time to be alive lads
>>73992326
i am lizard people, per se
>>73992326
>nwo
>not real
how dumb can americans get
>>73992335
Would Joey put up with Alex's shit for 4 hours?
Who wants a tarrot reading?
Alex Jones is definitely the greatest radio personalty to ever exist.
i wanna see trump on JRE
>>73992357
"You have a bunch of bad hombres down there," Trump told Pena Nieto, according to the excerpt given to AP. "You aren't doing enough to stop them. I think your military is scared. Our military isn't, so I just might send them down to take care of it."
>>73992357
That's not a damn possibility and you know it
>>73992357
Would Joe be able to get Trump to hit the blunt?
name one thing that they revealed, 3.5 hours of bullshit lads
>>73992335
>listen to me Alex Jones
>listen to me
>THAT FUCKIN DOLAN TRUMPE HATES MEXICANS
>he don't got that immigrant mentality like Baraka did
>*gum climbs out of mouth*
>>73992378
Alex and Eddie are gay for each other
>>73992378
>Jamie, pull up that video for me
>>73992378
"I am in contact with a head of state" - Alex Jones
>>73992326
they are not literally true in every detail
but they describe, or circumscribe, an aspect of reality emanating from modernity
>>73992406
>underestimating your friendly water filter salesman
Is Leah Remini an alien?
>>73992378
Some stuff about living in dimensions
Haha what the fuck
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/1/14471926/mma-news-rashad-evans-vs-daniel-kelly-ufc-209
>>73992378
pizzagate is real
obama is a real fake kenyan
nwo/globalists are rational-scientific miltonian satanists who want to control mankind's destiny and destroy free will
>>73992440
yes
>>73992475
Reminder that adan thinks Yoel is 6'0" which means he's probably a 5'10" manlet himself
>>73992466
damn they are really desperate to give hashad a win.
>>73992473
I also learned that hotdogs = code word for gay prostitutes and that Trump is anti-corporation and wants to make all the poor people rich
>>73992378
Alex Jones is batshit crazy
>>73992466
nigga don't TELL me you sleepin on Daniel Kelly dawg!
>>73992558
>le old man strength judo
Rashad will KO him stiff
stay woke and maybe one day the aliens will transcend space and time to visit you too anons
are globalists code for jews? how does that make sense if trumps daughter is married to a jewish guy? seemed like anti-semitic drivel to me
>>73992613
>tfw to intelligent to be part of the 5th dimension
Other than Bryan Callen who is the worst JRE guest ever?
>>73992659
Brandon Swab
>>73992659
callens side bitch
Ronda Rousey turned 30 years old today
say something nice about her
>>73992675
she's great at getting punched in the face
I wasnt expecting Alex to drink half a bottle of whisky kek
>>73992675
i hope she is happy 12 hours of the day
>Britains two greatest white combat sports athletes, Bisping and Froch, are actually polish
really makes you think
>>73992628
jews are overrepresented in the globalist ranks but they aren't the same thing. they are also overrepresented [to a lesser degree] among antiglobalists.
kushner is honestly an enigma. his personal history would paint him as a globalist or a globalist ally but then again so would bannon (former goldman sachs investment banker). i would love to hear kushner and bannon just talk for hours in a private room without restraint. to what degree is their involvement in globalist institutions an inoculation against the globalist agenda i wonder.
stay woke america
>alex jones will never be your paul heyman type hype man as you climb the ufc ranks
>>73992675
Unironically the biggest mainstream star that the UFC ever produced
/r/ing webm of Reem getting his toe popped back into place
>>73991775
Why has Rogan not invited Molly back yet?
Especially after all the shit that has happened the last 2 Years it would be cool seeing Molyneaux being extra smug on his podcast.
>>73992725
Didn't work out so good for Tim Kennedy
>>73992704
You say as if bad people are split into two factions of globalist and anti-globalist
>>73992733
what? insofar as the topic is globalism, globalists are the bad guys and antiglobalists are the good guys. that's not to say that every single globalist is a Bad Person or that every antiglobalist is Good.
post some heads
>>73992759
btw this is mma related, dana endorsed trump and trump supported mma back in the day
>insert donaldtrumpataffliction.webm
>>73992768
this was a good day full of memes heem what do you say?
>>73992779
Really made me think
>>73992422
My eyes have been opened
Also my butthole
>>73992770
donald trump is a fighter, dana said it himself
>>73992787
heem was comfy for 3 hours.
Back to regularly debauchery now.
>>73992759
It's not that simple
Those are pretty broad and useless terms that dont remotely give even a general idea of where someone's intentions or morals are
reminder that alex jones is right about everything, he has been completely vindicated and is sponsored by the UFCs tim kennedy: american hero
>>73992805
exactly, it was like we were on the same frequency for a good 2 hours, stay comfy burgerbro
>>73992813
go to sleep eddie
>>73992675
She's unironically the most accomplished WMMA fighter of all time and the sole reason that the UFC has female fights.
>>73992770
Trump loves Combat Sports.
Loves WWE too.
Big Pal of Vince McMahon.
So much so that Linda will be part of His Cabinet.
Sound Lad by all accounts.
trumps ourguy
>>73992842
look at the hand size difference
>>73992842
>Watching mandrama
I'm disappointed paddy
>>73992489
what I never said that
>>73992851
No bully plz.
back down
Won't back down
shut it
>>73992916
DOLOT THOS ROT NOOH
Paddy "The Baddy" Pimblett
Requesting picture of Paddy Holouhan l, leave chemotherapy to me
>>73992848
I dunno about that but he does have a great walkout theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9PYIb0H2o
Is there an anti Schaub subculture here? I'm trying to flood the reviews on their podcast with one star ratings.
>>73993054
everyone likes him. nobody likes the retired fighter meme poster
Is there no better feel than working late night alone where you can 420blazeit with a cup of whiskey
>>73993065
>everyone likes him
Nope. Can't like someone you're indifferent to. It's like saying everyone likes, "Francisco Trinaldo"
>>73991775
>mfw I could KO Alex Jones easily
Eddie Alvarez will be champion again, there I said it.
>>73993141
Bellator Champion again maybe
>>73993073
smoking weed is a terrible life choise, also the better feeling is seeing all the S**** posters getting caught by your filter
>>73993165
Tfw too dumb to figure out filters
>>73993152
I always love the hypocrisy of this post
So can we go back to talking about MMA?
Can't wait to see Yoel heem Bisbong
>>73993174
>tfw too dubm to smoke weed
>>73993177
yeah what are your thoughts on this mma fighter
>>73993185
what's his best chance, keep it standing as long as possible?
>>73993192
What do you think?
>>73993212
Bisping? He got taken down by Hendo in round 5, how can he hope to survive Romero?
>>73993212
Wrestle bisping down quick and elbow his shit up like he did to lyoto
>>73993192
>>73993203
why did chael do it? was it autism?
>>73993235
He couldnt let the deadline get close
>>73992916
>memebers
Should Cro chops stay retired, or have FINAL fight with Wanderlei?
>>73993235
because it's just a game
>>73993212
Refuse to initiate any exchanges, work the body and legs when possible, and make Romero chase him around the cage. If/when he gets taken down, just pull guard and defend and let Romero wear himself out. It's a game of survival through the early rounds.
He has a better chance than some people think but he deserves to be a strong underdog.
>>73993299
I love Holly Holm. I feel bad for her as a fighter since she has to surround herself with douche bag guys constantly. She deserves a guy who would support her and treat her like a person. I hope one of these days, when the UFC comes to my town and she is on the card, I can be that guy.
>>73993299
Bisping is not as durable as Jacare though, Yoel was tagging him in guard
>>73993333
I LOHB YOU QUADS
SEE YOU SOON BOI
>>73993319
>>73993369
Yoelito is goodboy
>>73993382
Hey man I got ear wax all over my keyboard, don't know how it got there, figured you'd be the person to ask since you don't clean your ears lol
TOWER 7 REAL OR FAKE?
>>73993407
>three reasons to heem yourself
New rankings and they are as inconsistent and stupid as ever
http://www.ufc.com/rankings
The best one being that Tumenov is back in the Welterweight rankings despite losing his last two including to another guy that should actually be ranked in Leon Edwards
Should I join Reem, Schaub, and Grassofag and become Hollyfag?
got some heartburn going rn
>>73993333
Bisping is very durable my man
>>73993442
>Dong Hyun Kim 6th
>>73993442
Wow, cody above STIOPICH and Joana
>>73993458
stop eating garbage
>>73993442
>Cerrone went from 3 to 8
Retard should have taken a break while he had the chance. Could have had a title shot with a little patience
>>73993442
YOEL IN THE TOP 15 BOIIIIIIIIIII
>>73993442
Wait, did they remove Cirkunov from the LHW rankings and put in Cummins?
>>73993486
Meant 5 to 8
>>73993471
That too, also Bigg Hogg actually moved UP in WW despite permanently moving to MW and having a fight there in two weeks
Astounding
>>73993442
>Ronda gets humiliated twice
>goes up in the rankings
:|
why would she post this?
>>73993333
I haven't seen that fight since it happened. Maybe he's too powerful, I'll have to check it again.
The "best" scenario for Bisping is for him to get beaten within an inch of his life in round 1 so he can hunt and peck his way to the finish line against an opponent that's better than he is in every way except for stamina. If Romero could go even 3 hard rounds Bisping would have zero chance of winning this fight.
>>73993506
Him, Larkin, and Rick Story + Makovsky and Baugutinov have been released from the contracts according to Mike Bohn. Not sure if that's permanent
>>73993442
The way the rankings are determined tells me that the UFC is closer to the WWE that to boxing.
They should introduce a system that is based on points or something.
>>73993442
they really dont give a fuck about raquel pennigton
Pettis isn't even ranked at LW anymore lel
>>73993548
>WMMA
>playing UFC 2
>faggot is playing for points
>keeps going for takedowns and then does nothing with them
>>73993598
>playing UFC 2
people unironically play UFC games? Any and all videos of gameplay look so shit
>>73993598
Is it hard for you to stuff takedowns or something?
>>73993544
The UFC is mandrama with real fights. Their whole business model is virtually a carbon copy of the WWF's.
i think he should retire t.bh
>>73993633
Why? Bullshit nobody wants to give credit where it's due with Masdival
so if holly wins then she is the 4th 2 weight champion in the ufc? tragic
>>73993607
I thought so too but I always see people posting about it so it can't be that bad
>>73993632
Chael says this a lot, he's not completely wrong. UFC has sort of always been closer to WWE than it has Boxing
>>73993607
After I bought UFC 2 for my PS4 I barely played anything else
>>73993646
Implying there is ANYTHING else to play on Ps4
>>73993644
>tragic
What's your reasoning for this my 196er friend?
>>73993542
What the fuck? They cut the only prospect in LHW? And the one who lost to him moves UP? What the fuck Dana?
>>73993656
>>>//v/
>>73993646
Same here
It is more satisfying than MKX
Post mains btw
>WSW
Waterson and Rose
>WBW
Holly Holm
>FW
Conor/Chad
>LW and WW
Conor
>MW and LMW
Bisping
>HW
Overeem
>>73993669
I'm not the one bringing up shitty vidya that is UFC 2
>>73993656
There are plenty of games to play you underage faggot
>>73993720
Only game worth a shit is Last of us, and that's a remaster. Heem you are self
>>73993666
I'd imagine they're negotiating with him right now, I don't think they'd let a relatively young rising star with a lot of finishes in light heavyweight of all divisions go, especially since he's Canadian and could potentially be a draw there.
I feel like the rest are donezo and off to Smellator or somewhere else except maybe Larkin though I'm skeptical
>>73993687
Yeah but you're spouting silly /v/ memes
I'll let you off though for not giving me shit for my typo. It's late here
>>73993645
I've heard Sonnen talk about it as well...a lot of the contract stuff is identical, like the "performance bonuses", PPV points, and a lot of the perks and so forth. Supposedly the listing of fighters as independent contractors came from wrestling as well. Plus TUF is a clone of a WWE show called Tough Enough that was on years ago.
I'm sure it runs even deeper than that, maybe one of the mandrama fags can tell you more. They certainly seem to like hiring the same people, there have been jokes about Goldberg ending up in the WWE but I could honestly see it happening.
>>73993734
>he's Canadian
He's Latvian lol
>>73993736
Anon, calling UFC games shit is no meme, the mewvments are ugly
>>73993686
>>73993720
why do black people love fighting games
>>73993752
I'm not black
>>73993747
you know what i mean dumbo
>>73993743
Fight Pass is another thing they emulated off WWE. Chael always says the Fertitas just used WWE's business model and sees what they do before emulating it.
Can't say it's served them wrong, 4 billion dollars
>>73993789
Incan warrior ya dingus
>>73993795
Fight Pass pre-dated WWE Network you dip
>>73993299
Yoel has a precise sneaky left straight. If Dan caught Bispin, surely Yoel won't have a problem too. Just see how Bisping goes back, his guard is down and chin right there for the taking, Yoel's left is too quick for him to escape it.
>>73993804
This. Never met a beige person who wasn't a massive pussy.
>>73993734
Man LHW is fucked as it is. If jones miraculously manages to get into the octagon and win back the title, he has no one to defend it against except maybe gus and potentially cirkunov. I don´t know how people can complain about the flyweight division without getting mad at LHW.
>>73993795
Concept for Fight Pass was before WWE Network
>>73993819
>>73993818
>>73993844
Eh, that's weird. I remember hearing someone say the opposite, probably Chael too but it doesn't seem like one of the things he'd get wrong
Who knows, my bad
*portions shift at the docks*
>>73993855
Oh look, a bunch of injury prone fellas
>>73993876
>Oh look, a bunch of GOATS
I agree
>>73993882
Cruiserweight
>>73993882
Gonna be a good match. Two former contenders going head to head
I'm predicting Cruz by UD
>>73993882
When did Town halls and debates become a thing on news channels after elections?
>>73993861
You might be partially right. I think I recall there being some sort of subscription service for WWE years before either one, but a lot of major companies have things similar to that
Do we really want Khabib as champion? If he's not injured he's ducking fights with Ramadan. Give me (YOU)'s
>>73993917
One defense is better than what the current LW champ is willing to do.
>>73993822
Well the leaf asked what Bisping's best chance at winning was. Doesn't mean I expect him to.
>>73993917
No, we want Conor to be champion
If you disagree then there is a forum on reddit that probably suits your opinion more
>>73993936
B A S E D
>>73993938
But what he said>>73993924 Conor has no shame in saying he'll sit out another year
I RUN HEEM
AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU OR CANADA SAYS
>>73993962
you are white. we all know this. why do you think this is funny? seriously think about that
>>73993979
>you are white. we all know this.
Half of /heem/ is black
>>73993989
and you are not one of the black ones yet you still pretend. thats the problem
>>73993836
Karate guy was trying to do this.
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1486007645370.webm
Just made a request on local radio, this is playing.
https://youtu.be/WCiDfm9i9rQ
When is this dude gonna step into the octagon next?
>>73994009
Damn, why did it cut out at the best part lol? Also what's the story here? Why is Edgy Brah so mad?
>>73993989
>while posting a saved reaction image of a white anime character in a manga
>>73994018
He's fighting Kelvin Gastelum March 11th in Brazil
>>73994033
I'm talking about the dude who gets heemed
>>73994018
He's nothing without the trt. RIP trtor
>>73994018
Which one? Rockhold is either fighting Whittaker within the next few months or is sitting out due to injury the next few months depending on which reporter you ask
>>73994010
Good taste
>>73994030
As my man Limp Bizkit said it's just one of those days.
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1486007904445.webm
>>73993946
last one
>>73994047
>tfw Edgy could literally perma-heem everyone here
should i take early picks for saturday?
>>73993989
I'm a paki muslim
>>73994056
Lando is reddit tier gtfo
>>73994056
Conor is patrician
>>73994082
No he isn't
>>73993544
Tapology uses an algorithm for their rankings and they usually end up kind of wonky
>>73994079
lando is /heem
>>73994082
lol
>>73994093
Or have someone who actually knows MMA like Robin Black do the rankings lol
>>73994085
>>73994095
You can keep denying it, but that doesn't change his GOAT status
>>73994108
He's literally the most plebeian fighter right now. There's nothing patrician about him or his act.
>>73994121
Let me see...
American flag so you can't be Aldo.
Chad?
>>73994108
>le mandrama ducker
>>73994133
Shouldn't you be on a youtube comment section somewhere casual?
since Bellator has their fights up for free which should i watch?
>conor will never fight lando or frankie
>>73994145
I'm shit posting on your shitty vlogs as we speak, Chad
>>73994056
replace lando with Khabib and that would be a good picture
>>73994101
why do people think of robin black as some elder god tier analyst
i did a better job of picking both UFC Fight Night 103 and UFC on Fox 23's main cards than him ffs
>>73994146
chandler vs henderson
>>73994161
Do you have a 90% success rate picking main events? No? Then sod off.
>>73994165
Literally everyone and their moms was a Fedor dickrider during PRIDE era.
>>73994161
Why do you type like you unironically have Asperger's?
http://www.watchbjj.com/rolling/frankie-edgar-and-chris-weidmans-sons-wrestling/
Edgar's btfo usada'dmen family
How would my dad do in the UFC?
is wmma a sport?
>>73994184
>s-still my boy
i wonder who weidmanOP's new boy is
>>73994211
It's a piss/smoke break
>>73994184
webm of double leg
>>73994219
>Smoking
You would you unathletic trash
>>73994221
>>73994246
>Who are Diaz brothers
>>73994261
Black kid would be out stealing bicycles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sg1vNP2PNs
>british 'sports'
>>73994280
Calmado Felix
>>73994248
thanks buddeh
>>73994261
minifronk heems tyrons wife's sons
>Get down on all fours anon, I'm practicing back mount today
>>73994329
its easy to forget shes only 29 with that face but shes still a young chick just living her life. i feel bad for her
>>73993633
>t.bh
no, you're literally memeing
>>73994329
>tfw when your bulge will never be that impressive
>>73994338
Hard to believe the UFC bothered creating a FW division and didn't put her in the first title fight. Seems vindictive, really.
>>73994108
>>73994133
>will never defend a title
>GOAT
pick one.
Goodnight /heem/
I put all yer lights out yeh
>>73994402
They tried to, she turned it down.
>>73994415
Goodnight lad
>>73994402
She got offered 3 fights with 3 months to prepared, turned them all down, then she popped for roids.
>>73994415
>sleeping at 10:41 PM
>>73994402
my real question is why would they create a 145lb belt before fleshing out a division?
i would think that it would make more sense to have 3-4 fights to let the cream rise and then let there be a title shot then
>>73994402
More like Invictive
>>73994432
There are a lot of 135ers who can make 145 you know
>>73994432
Apparently if you build it, they will come, despite every other division that's ever existed in the UFC already having a good dozen contenders out in the wild at the very least. 145 is a fucking wasteland.
What exactly did Cyborg pop for? Diuretic?
>>73994417
>>73994428
>>73994445
Literally everyone can make the next weight class up. What's the point of having two 135ers fighting at 145?
>>73994445
Yeah but how many are you gonna have that are in both divisions?
Women's MMA is still too shallow of a talent pool to have any more divisions. The divisions need their own talent instead of just having fighters flip flopping from another which is why I didn't think Women's Flyweight would be a good idea. You'd be draining WBW and WSW and have 3 thin divisions
>>73994445
135ers moving up and diluting 135 is not the answer
>>73994449
there are contenders, Invicta has at least 3 real competitors. bit thats not enough to make a division in my opinion
>>73994463
Cyborg admitted to turning down the title fight with de Randamie, lad.
>>73994460
Yes. But the interesting part is that it's a diuretic which reduces the androgenic effects of steroids.
>>73994464
Because as previously stated Cyborg popped for roids and it was something they were going to do anyway lol.
>>73994476
Megan Canderson is the only natural 145er in Invicta.
Can fighters smoke weed, shoot heroine, and do coke without any punishment out of competition?
>>73994468
WSW is stacked beyond belief actually, and WBW is just now opening up. Don't know why people are all up in arms about there being a new division. Damn were you even around when Flyweight started?
>>73994502
No punishment from USADA. Possible punishment from the police.
>>73994508
So we weren't supposed to know Jones did coke?
>>73994490
you are incorrect
>>73994479
According to her she told them she'd need till March to get over the weight cut and prepare for the next one. Hopefully she gets a crack at the winner so no one has to give a shit about any of this much longer.
Anybody here actually seen de Randamie fight?
can wmma survive without women with power
>>73994504
>WSW is stacked beyond belief
Lmao
>WBW is just now opening up
It's actually just now receding with half their stars hanging up the gloves
>were you even around when Flyweight started
Oh the MENS division that actually had the luxury of having a billion undersized bantamweights as opposed to just a few people who could flip flop between both and almost no talent otherwise? Yeah I was around
Do you guys think Dana regrets not making Ronda vs Cyborg superfight at 140 when he had chance. We all know it would have made fuckton of money
>>73994539
How many time a day are you going to post that image? I seriously think you haters are here more than me,
>>73994539
Just cause you don't know of any WFWs doesn't mean they don't exist. Just like no one here knew who "Karolina Kovalkayveech" was 1 year ago.
>>73994544
probably not. nothing could have made him more money than the 4billion
>>73994544
Was Ronda scared or was uncle Dana protecting her?
>>73994523
>>73994553
You're here literally all day, waiting to first every single thread.
>>73994554
I know they exist
Which is why I know they are also complete garbage
You could make men's atomweight division and you'd find more talent
>>73994562
>>73994523
>>73994523
>Anybody here actually seen de Randamie fight?
I remember seeing her last fight. don't remember much about it
>>73994564
Lol this, cptschaub.jpg
>>73994528
maybe not
>>73994564
So the fuck what? What's it to you?
>>73994565
>Which is why I know they are also complete garbage
Yeah no kidding Einstein, when a new division is established you won't have any vets immediately. This is basic common sense, if your gripe with it is that you won't get parity then you're pretty much a moron 2bh. There's gonna be a huge skill gap until it all levels out eventually, just like every other damn division.
>>73994557
Both
>>73994589
>Yeah no kidding Einstein, when a new division is established you won't have any vets immediately.
When WSW and WBW were established there were already vets. if Invicta can't get a decent 145 division rolling, the UFC shouldn't be trying to make this horseshit work.
>>73994544
Ronda wanted nothing to do with that juice-head.
>>73994562
>>73994569
...so is her opponent tiny or is de Randamie huge? Looks fucking gigantic.
>>73994589
Lol wtf are you even talking about. They've had a women's featherweight division for years and they had yet to crap one out worthy of UFC attention until this meme shit. That has nothing to do with the objective fact there is no actual UFC talent at WFTW. There was objective talent at Men's Flyweight, there was objective talent at both WSW and WBW. You have no argument and are making shit up
>just like every other damn division
No. Every other damn division wasn't even comparable you dummy lol
>>73994599
she's about as big as holly. 145 will be good for her frame
>>73993442
>Champion: Jose Aldo
>Interim Champion: Max Holloway
always makes me kek
>>73994596
>When WSW and WBW were established there were already vets
Lol who were these vets in WSW? Cause Rose Namajunas was 2-1 when she made her UFC debut, and then you had girls like Michelle Waterson who used to fight at 105 lbs having to move up cause this opportunity presented itself.
Very interesting to see the people who complain about this stuff don't even know their MMA past a 2013 level.
would you let her heem you?
>>73994056
Lando is a total meme now, he's plebian
>>73994082
this guy is right, conor is the patrician choice because everyone pretends to dislike him due to popularity now
>>73994624
>everyone pretends to dislike him due to popularity
can you not see how what you just said contradicts itself
>>73994621
>and then you had girls like Michelle Waterson who used to fight at 105 lbs
Waterson's only fought at atomweight four times out of eighteen fights.
>>73994633
Is Brunson going to blanket Silva?
>>73994056
guess I'm contrarian
>>73994604
You're saying that there's no talent in WFW cause you don't know about any of them. People were saying this exact same trash when WSW got introduced, so don't think you're even part of a new crowd, just the usual vitriolic nonsense.
>There was objective talent at Men's Flyweight
Oh yeah is that why DJ had to fight Ian McCall and Benavidez twice? Cause there was just so much talent overflowing at that time? Do you even know what you're saying.
>there was objective talent at both WSW and WBW.
Lol no dummy, at WSW there was Carla Esparza until Joanna showed up, and then at WBW it was Ronda, Miesha... that was until Holly, Amanda, Shevchenko all showed up and changed the skill gap level. There was no "objective talent"...Damn.
>>73994621
Very interesting to see some retard go through mental gymnastics to try and bullshit that Women's Featherweight has any actual talent and that any actual division goes through growing pains lmao
>>73994650
>Oh yeah is that why DJ had to fight Ian McCall twice?
He fought McCall twice because they drew the first time, you fucking goof.
>Do you even know what you're saying.
DO YOU
>>73994650
Shoo, shoo,Cyborg defense force.
>>73994645
it's a possibility, but I think he's just going to run straight at him like a retard, like he always does
it's just a matter of if Silva is still a lethal counterstriker or not
>>73994651
>and bullshit that Women's Featherweight has any actual talent
The whole point I'm trying to make is that there ISN'T any talent you literal idiot but that shouldn't stop it from being made. How do you expect to understand anything being said if you can't read at an even basic level?
>>73994668
Yes and also cause there were no other contenders at the time you sherdog warrior.
>Tfw trying to reason with literal 189ers
>tfw eddie bravo will never know which movies are safe to watch
>>73994650
No I'm saying there's no talent because I KNOW about them.
>people were saying this exact same trash
Just like about Men's Flyweight too, huh? Lol. Women's divisions suck, that doesn't justify having even shittier ones pop up because of one fighter
>le im so cultured
Fuck off
>is that why DJ had to fight Ian McCall and Benvaidez twie
He rematched McCall because they had a draw in their tournament match you fucking moron. Benvaidez is also objectively a phenomenal fighter and lost a close decision in their first fight. Seems like you have trouble recollecting more things than not you stupid faggot
>it was Ronda, Miesha
Sarah Kauffman, Alexis Davis, Marloes Coenen, Shayna Bazler, Sara McMann, Liz Carmouche, you know like damn because uh damn, like most of Strikeforce? Like damn do you even uh know what you're saying?
God you are such a faggot. A stupid one
>>73994713
>Lol. Women's divisions suck
Could have just written this at first and saved yourself the time of spewing all that diarrhea.
>>73994706
>Yes and also cause there were no other contenders at the time
He won the title after fighting McCall the second time you ahistorical retard.
Get the fuck out of here.
>>73994706
>that there ISN'T any talent
You've actually been constantly flip flopping on that EXACT point you literal fucking autist
>but that shouldnt stop it from being made
Yes, saturate the roster, especially the women's one even more, more boring useless shit to fill fight cards and lose money on!
Go back to plebbit you giant faggot
>no other contenders
Lmao this fucking moron doesnt even know what he's talking about
>>73994725
>He won the title after fighting McCall the second time
You're honestly dumb dude.
>Tfw you're too dumb to even use google and sherdog correctly
Literal 189er
>>73994724
Hold this L, aspie.
>>73994747
>sherdog
>>73994725
>He won the title after fighting McCall the second time you ahistorical retard.
You're in position to be calling anyone a "ahistorical" retard after this statement. You clearly don't know anything you're saying.
Like do you even know what youre talking about like damn guys why would they rematch in a tournament after having a draw its obvious its just because flyweights suck GOSH
>>73994760
He won the title... by beating Benavidez.
When did that happen? After the second fight with McCall.
>>73994743
Lol it's hard for a moron like you to accuse me of "flip-flopping" when you were understanding the complete polar opposite of what I was saying cause you failed fifth grade 4 times.
>Saturate the roster
You don't even know what saturate means.
>more boring useless shit to fill fight cards and lose money on!
wahh wahh big crybaby loser triggered by women doing the manly man sport of mma. Always threatening not to watch, but always there in the gamethreads to remind everyone about how much you're not watching.
>Go back to plebbit
Usually admittance that you've run out of anything intelligent to say, not that you ever had anything intelligent to say in the first place.
>>73994760
How much of a newcunt are you? Your insults are that of a frustrated ledditor who cant bare to curse like the anally perturbed faggot you are
>like oh my god dude you are so unknowledgeable!!!
newcunt confirmed
>>73994783
>The guy calling people "newcunts" and "leddit" making fun of anyone
Don't you have coloring class tomorrow Tommy?
how has being a new fan of mma become an insult?
>>73994781
You have consistently gone from saying "Women's FTW has the talent!!!" to "lol it sucks!!!" like some actual fucking 20 year aspie in 8th grade you giant fagot
>You don't even know what saturate means
You don't even know even know how to effectively communicate a simple statement without making a complete sperging fool of yourself
>waaahhh waaahhh he doesnt like my body pillows he's a loser!!!!!!
Lol you faggot
You haven't even made a single argument since you got utterly BTFO about the Flyweight division and you've spent this entire time just analyzing grammar and insults in my statement like a cringey fucking autist
You must be furiously pounding the refresh button foaming at the mouth like the pathetic aspie you are
LMAO
>>73994799
New fans always try to talk like they know what they're saying when 99% of the time they don't.
Case in point this literal moron having a breakdown calling people "newcunts", he's trying really hard to fit in.
>>73994803
i hate it when people make posts this long just to call someone names
just get to the point, nobody cares about your wall of autism
>>73994795
Yes. I'm going to color your mother's fat ugly white face and her jagged red flaps with my giant black cock while your obvious failure cuck of a father watches and you jerk off to Elizabeth Warren
>>73994803
>You have consistently gone from saying "Women's FTW has the talent!!!"
I'll paypal you $10 if you can show me where I said this. If you can't then you'll show everyone how much you can't read and the discussion will be over.
I'll wait.
>>73994816
Not only are YOU stupid enough to think the premise of any of that was namecalling but are stupid enough to THINK that YOU have to read any of that
KEK
Exterminate yourself
>>73994820
>mom jokes
>cuckold fantasies
Talk about having serious mental issues. All cause you can't read correctly.
>listening to JRE
>wow Alex Jones actually sounds reasonable
>starts bringing up psychic vampires and shit
lmao i should've known
>>73994823
>>73994650
kek
KEK
Be sure to ask mummy and daddy for another 10 dollars for your next set of depends you fat sprerg LMAO
>>73994803
>LMAO
stopped reading there
if you can't bench at least two plates don't talk to me /heem/
>>73994813
kek
KEK
YOUR original insult was calling us "le fug 189ers le fug newcunts xD"
And now YOU are backtracing because YOU have been backed into a corner by US because YOU are too intellectually IMPOVERISHED to keep up with a neurotypical HUMAN
And now YOU are here >>73994835
CRYING because YOU are triggered that YOU are a fucking sperg cuck that doesnt wike mean names :(
KEK
Hop on to the boat back to Plebbit, freshie
>>73994837
It was a euphemism for globalists
>>73994837
the psychic vampires are an emergent metaphysical reality. just because they don't exist in a physically detectable way doesn't mean they don't exist at all. unless you're a rational-scientific satanist, in which case you're already a vampire pawn who probably owns many fedoras.
>>73994854
Why does /heem/ attract the biggest spergs? What's wrong with you?
>>73994858
its not
It was all a dream
I used to read word up magazine
Late night heem is supposed to be comfy. Knock it off you faggots.
>>73994846
>s-s-s-stop triggering me!!!!!
kek
kek
KEK
YOU have been utterly ANNIHILATED not only because YOU are an intellectually starved SPERG but also because YOU cannot HANDLE the HEAT that comes back to what YOU distribute because YOU are deep down a COWARD and I am YOUR daddy now
No more money for YOU
>>73994849
i can bench 2 10lb plates
>>73994864
mma is "i studied the blade: the sport"
the fact that you're here makes you a sperg as well
>>73994816
>spergOP is the voice of reason
wew
>>73994871
no u
>>73994864
>get utterly ANNIHILATED by two AUSGODS after being an utter freshie ASPIE
>s-s-stop it!!!
kek
KEK
YOU still OWE your daddy ME 10 dollars YOU fucking sperg freshie FAILURE
>>73994877
btw if you can't name everyone in this pic you're not a real fite fan
>>73994883
Nice samefag you loser
>>73994838
>>73994838
Are you having a mental breakdown? Where in that post do I say WFW has talent? I literally say verbatim that the only reason you're saying that is cause you don't know about any of them, which you don't. Your whole rant is based on how "womyn suck" and I told you that you should've just led with that at the start. I never at any point said that it's filled with killers which is what you seem to think I was saying despite being corrected multiple times.
Either way, Ima jet from this "discussion" you cuckhold fantasy having degenerate.
>>73994869
This.
I keep seeing walls of text. Its vitriolic it's sick.
Let's relax.
What is the earliest MMA memory you can remember?
>>73994903
>Its vitriolic it's sick.
What's sick is you being here all day waiting to first every single thread? Do you ever get any sunlight? Do you get paid for this schtick? Just sitting around waiting to force-spam this retired fighter?
>>73994883
i try to be a voice of reason when i'm not sperging out about the OP tho
>>73994914
Should have been a DQ against Frankie for punching Penn in the back of the head tbqh.
>>73994928
Check out this sperg everyone
>>73994928
Spainsberg, did you finally escape from Spain and land in the land of the free?
all me
>>73994928
Who are you supposed to be? Spainsperg's demented cousin?
>it's a Spain gets a new proxy episode
>>73994903
I saw some of the early tournaments on VHS back in the day. Didn't start following it seriously until Machida started his short run.
>More spergs
Great.
Breaking News: If you use the same word as someone else that means you're the same person.
Should consider becoming a detective spergy, though I don't think you'd pass the reading exam.
>>73994913
Let me try to answers your questions to the best of my ability. I'll even break it down for you!
>What's sick is you being here all day waiting to first every single thread?
I don't see the problem here, honestly.
>Do you ever get any sunlight?
Not really. On weekends I take my dog to the dog park. Mostly I'm inside working, going to class, or browsing /heem/ and various boards on 4chan. I always keep a /heem/ tab open tho.
>Do you get paid for this schtick?
What you see as a shtick or gimmick I see as a way of life. I listen to at least 2 hours of Schaub every day. No, I haven't gotten tired of it yet so I don't see why I ever will.
>Just sitting around waiting to force-spam this retired fighter?
He may be retired but he is still one of the most relevant voices in MMA today. I don't force anything, Schaub has a pretty decent following here.
>>73994968
No idea what you're talking about my man. I'm not a casual by any means and I haven't been following your conversation. Take care my guy. Hope Schaub blesses you one day. I am not the guy you think I am.
>>73994986
>>73994995
>i-i-i-i-it wasnt me, there's two utter cucked failures!!!!!
kek
KEK
YOU have proven to be an even bigger FAILURE than ever
I should've raised YOU better YOU complete freshie samefagging SPERG
I will see YOUR cuckboy tomorrow morning after brekkie tomorrow freshie
KEK
>>73994995
Lol when do you find time to do anything else when you're always keeping an eye out on the bump limit so you can spam "cptschaub" as the first reply then reply to yourself. Do you do it for the attention or what? So obnoxious, reminds me of another guy who used to do the same in /wwe/, but except he'd say "in4bliss" and "bliss you" always as the first post. Are you the same person?
>>73995020
>what is a script
>cesspit of illegal MMA streamers erupting into an infernal autistic shitstorm
Heheh. Shoulda bought FightPass, goys.
>>73995037
He admitted it's not a script.
>>73995020
No, that is not me. I do not watch mandrama. I don't care if you believe me or not, but I have never samefagged.
>>73995037
It is not a script.
>>73995043
>He
kek
KEK
YOU continue to be an UTTER embarrassment
Daddy commands YOU to go to sleep already and to give ME MY $10
Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill
/sakuraba/
>>73995052
Well if that's not you then that's really interesting. Cause this other sperg used to idolize this mediocre women's wrestler and the annoying way in which you tell people "Schaub bless" he used to say "Bliss you all" What are the odds that 2 different spergs have the exact same mannerisms on /sp/ ?
>>73995070
KZ
Grasso
Wifebeater Abel Trujillo
OSP
Hambone
Andrade
>>73995070
I never make picks till I see the weigh-ins.
Thanks for flipping the order tho
>>73995075
Confirmation bias my guy. I feel sorry for you. Why are you obsessed with me?
>>73995070
Bermudez
Grasso
Vick
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
>>73995070
Jung
Grasso
Vick
OSP
Hamilton
Andrade
>>73995104
making sure i got everything right before taking primetime picks tomorrow
>>73995105
I'm not obsessed with you lol, I'm just tripping out that you're the latent homosexual version of that other guy.
>>73995119
Looks good mang
>>73991775
this isnt sports, go back to pol you dumb insecure weebs
>>73995142
Shut the fuck up you little faggot. I'll break your jaw
I wonder if we've been invaded by /tv/ or something because of the Rogaine podcast today.
>>73995160
No you're just a whiny little bitch, that's all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M
Joe Rogan's entire life in 20 seconds.
>>73995112
>posting coalburners
Need a new thread
>>73995173
is there proof?
holy shit lads
>>73995185
She has a black child.
>>73995198
>>73995198
>>73995198
>>73995151
i bet mfw you dont even bench 210 lmao. get a load of this virgin who doesnt even make 70k a year. LMAO this is why anons are shit
>>73995202
why are you making threads dickhead
>>73995216
>MUH OP
>>73995202
>>73995204
this is just sad, threadwars over shitty effortless threads
>>73995228
Is it really threadwars when they were posted 7 seconds apart?
WHICH ONE IS THE ONE YOU DUMBASSES
>>73995248
the first one has less schaub and was posted first so we gotta go with that one
>>73995202
Lol whitebois so insecure they call their own women "coalburners"
Sad!
>>73995171
You got the wrong anon, sillypants.
Based masvidal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWAKk5i5noM
>>73994939
What the fuck is going on? This is what I was thinking. Looks like a new sperg. I hope he's just here because of the JRE podcast and goes back to /b/
>>73995070
Korean Zombie
Grasso
Vick
St. Preux
Fortuna
Andrade
>>73992675
i'd fuck her.
>>73995070
Just noticed the cheeky Grasso down the bottom, famalam. I like this format.
>>73995426
Double me down.