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Starts in 45 bings

Bravo Dropped
Aguero Dropped
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>>73986661
City will win 4-0. Two West Ham players will get a red card
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el bumpo
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>starting a match thread
>only post one of the teams starting line-up

you're a piece of absolute sub-human scum mate.

start over again and do it properly this time.
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Is this /exposed/?
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>no dinho
>De bruyne playing deep again

Pep...
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>4 - 1 - 4 - 1
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>>73986762

lol who care about West Ham, stay mad
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>>73986667
>this flag
Gay faggot
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>>73986813
He's not playing deep

It's the Spurs game formation which is one deepish player (Yaya) and five attackers swapping positions
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>>73986858

Hes always dropping deeper now days to make way for Silva
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>>73986667
>City will win 4-0. Two West Ham players will get a red card
Nah every single result yesterday went City's way.

(>)We don't win when that happens
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>>73986829
>this flag
That is my flag
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>>73986661
is le jesus man anything special? i've been hearing hues hype him for a long time now
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>>73986885

New Ronaldo

The kid has it all
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Where is dutch autist?
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>>73986885
He's the greatest
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Has there ever been anyone more comprehensively BTFO than this smug faggot?
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>>73986885

hes been doing a great job at the NT and the olympic winning team. I dunno how he will perform at europe...
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>>73986899
Fuck off
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>>73986903

Still the best striker in the prem tbqh just struggling to adapt to peps meme system
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>>73986918
Oh, there you are.
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>>73986921
>best striker in the league

Do people still believe this?
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>>73986918
>This flag
Cunt asshole
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>>73986927
don't think that's him m8. dutch shitty bandwagoner doesn't post in caps

also fun fact: dutch shitty fan is actually obese. he posted a picture with his pudgy hands a while back
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>>73986903
The only one who is being BTFO is Pep with his shit "system"

Note that suspension aside he had the best goals/minutes ratio in the league in the first half of the season

Now Pep is memeing us all and destroying Kun's talent
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>>73986935

yes
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>>73986885
He has a goal every other game for the brazilian olympic team and senior team and won pretty much every individual award going for the BR league
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>>73986903
what did Agüero won for ManCity again?
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>>73986985
>having just two threads open
>confusing them
fucking hell I'm bad at posting
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>>73986825
>>73986909
>>73986983
Illiterate spics are ruining 4chan.
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>>73986993
>>73986985
based plumbers you mean
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2-0 easy win for West Ham
Big lad Andy and Snoddy to score
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>snodgrass' delivery onto carroll's head
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see that audio book advert that mentions "strangling your lover as he exales his last[breathe]". why is this allowed on tv?

can you imagine the utter outrage from feminists if was a women being strangled it would be banned within a day.
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>Aguero isnt the best striker n the prem
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>>73987024
Come on lad, the daily mail would whine about it way before feminists had a chance

And the rule is violence=cool, sex=no
Plus it's humorous and plays into a known cultural phrase so it's allowed
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>top 4 predictions
>Paul Gourley: 1. Man Utd 2. Chelsea 3. Man City 4. Spurs
>the absolute state of Paul
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Reckon this will be a good match?

t.rarely watch football
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>>73987024

Why don't you go and make a youtube video about it, you pleb.
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3-1 Citeh

Silva, Jesus, Jesus
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>tfw sane is already unironically the best winger in the prem

ALREADY rinsed Englands brave pacemong Kyle Walker at the tender age of 20
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>>73987055
West Ham are playing better and more compact since Payet went off on one

City are bad against that sort of team
City also thrashed them like a week ago

So you're either gonna see a stomping, a fun tight game or a boring game depending entirely on how west ham play
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>>73987057
this probably seemed like great banter in your head.

bless you.
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>Le Andy Carroll is good meme
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>>73987065
*Mane
fix'd your typo
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>>73986921
No, it isn't Pep's fault he misses wide open fucking sitters kys
Sick of hearing this world class meme, sick of watching him shit the bed to then score two against shit teams and hailed as top class
Bad enough with Sterling and De Bruyne missing open net chances
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>Brexit voted for
That'll be the death of the prem

No work permits
No signing of anyone under 18
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>>73987089

Thanks for having a trip, so I can filter your retardation.
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>>73987086
best english striker desu
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>>73987098
>best english striker

That's like saying "tallest midget" desu
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>>73987097
>I'm assmad because he's right
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>Gesus starting

Fuck it, we've won. How many he will put past wet spam is the only question
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Is she better than Bravo?
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we love you jesus we do
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>>73987096
Countries outside the EU don't have work permits or signing of anyone under 18?
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navas off the bench to provide jesus to jesus assist in 84th minute
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>fonte pronounced as FONT
Why is Kante pronounced with an e if Fonte isnt?
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>>73987140

She'd really beef up their defense.
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start snoddy you fucking jugoslavian war criminal
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>>73987154
For foreign players under 18 they'll need one of their parents to move along with them.
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>>73987154
You can only sign under 18's from abroad if
a) they live within 50km of the border and the club also is within 50km on the other side
b) they're in the EU and you are too
c) their parents move for non football reason

And uk work permits are very hard to get for non-internationals, not an issue with EU because of freedom of movement

All the big academies (and not just the top clubs) will be killed by this
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>>73987190

More bloody immigrants!
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LULmbLlPvVk
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-------------------Randolph
Byram-----Reid--------Fonte------Cresswell
-----------Obiang----------Noble
Feghouli-------Lanzini---------Antonio
------------------Carroll

looks good desu... back 5 on paper is about 50 times better than city's
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>>73987193
Would rather have less pakis than football desu
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>>73987172
Hesus Navas
Gabriel Jaysouse

Different languages have different pronounciations
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>>73987202
>>>/mu/
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>>73987172
because Kanté not Kante
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>>73987205
>pakistan
>EU
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>stones
Post number decides how many times he fucks up.
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>>73987182
kek
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when will all these brexit changes take effect?
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>>73987182
>defense

Fuck off yank
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>>73987222
checkin

also look how slow /sp/ is today
>>73987220
>>73987221
>>73987222
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>a brazilian benching an argentinian
Business as usual.
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>>73986921
There is nothing to adapt. He's the type of player Poop doesn't like.
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>>73987238
Good lad
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>>73986903
fuck this faggot, he needs to move to china or back to argentina so he isnt called to the NT ever again
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A lot of empty seats
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>>73987233
Not a single relevant team is playing today. Admit you are only here because of JESUS.

>CHEESUS

WTF EXTRA TIME COMMENTATORS
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>>73987202
oh shit wrong song.
meant to link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNvzc-ZdME since Jesus is playing
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>>73987222
sheeeeeeeeeeit.
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That was a fucking dive
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aguerooooooooooooooo
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>>73987250
t. Lucas Pratto.
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>de brooner is city's target man
>hoofing to de brrooner
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>Pep playing Sterling, the ''''''German''''' Sterling and the Brazilian Sterling all at once
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>>73987337
You forgot the french sterling at RB

THE BOY JESUS OH MY GOD I MISS YOU SO MUCH
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>SHIT HAM
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fucking jesus christ cresswell
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JESUS will come through tonight
hattrick
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>dat stupid pass
just noticed how much younger the city team (going forward) is turning
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>that fucking pass

Who was that west ham player?
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God bless Gabriel Jesus
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englands brave kev brown
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based memepressing
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>cresshit
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>that stones-esque pass from the west ham player
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>>73987407
>reminder that they once had dzeko, tevez, adebayor and roque santa cruz upfront
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west ham worst ham
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>>73987337
brazilian messi
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yes lad
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OOOOOH KEVIN DE BRUYNE

>Jesus 2 assists in 2 games so far
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>Rasheed Sterling
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shame West 'am won't go down, the awful shithouses
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>>73987448
and a red card in this game
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ocassional reminder that Gabriel Jesus > Neymar
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welp
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LEEEROOOY SARNIE
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Dear God what a SHIT defense of west ham
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City now 10-1 on aggregate against West Ham this season
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>its a pep is a fucking genius mastermind episode
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>the absolute state of west ham fullbacks
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WEST HAM IS KILL
WEST HAM WORST HAM

>>73987484
True dat (and pls give us Miguel Borja)
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>it's a fullbacks cost west ham the game episode
i remember this one
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Sane is miles better than Sterling right now
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LITERALLY
WHO
CAN
STOP
US
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E A S Y
A
S
Y
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West Ham is so fucking shit

Why does their manager look like the dollar store equivalent of TUCHEL?
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>>73987484
Was Jesus in XXX? I didn't think so.
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>>73987517
>LITERALLY
>WHO
>CAN
>STOP
>US
Spuds like a week ago?
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west ham deserve to get relegated
so shit
also would love to see that Spencer FC guy melt down
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I'd let Sane give my wife a son desu
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>>73987517
literally everyone that isnt relegation fodder
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>>73987089
Fuck off tripfag
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No meme, Brazil looks really strong
It's actually really weird how Scolari had them playing turgid murderball before
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>>73987511
Sane is confident enough to finish, Sterling has a mild stroke whenever he nears the final third
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>>73987547
don't forget Dom on West Ham Fan TV or whatever it is
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>>73987517
>get raped every other week
>who can stop us
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>Carroll slowly trotting around '''pressing'''''
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>>73987538
why does spics love Vin Diesel movies so much?
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Crouchy's having his nachos tonight
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>>73987570
Actually was our psychs weak and David Luiz shitting the whole bed. Once we got Chi Chi, everthing back to normal.
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>>73987570
Scolari managed to win a cup and get relegated in the same season with one of the biggest teams in brazil just months before taking over brazil, so it isnt that surprising, actually
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>>73987597
Based football weekly
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silva is cute. CUTE
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>>73987580
ASTRA FUCKING GUGU
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>>73986661
>germany get this guy
>england get fucking Sterling

lifes not fair for the beady eyed anglo.
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>>73987594
Because he's one of them. He too likes /trans/ """"women"""".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ9QkFxC0sc
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>>73987650
and to think people said he'd flop. Best young "german" talent since baby schweinsteiger
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>take a look through wet spam forum
>they legitimate thought they could beat us
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>>73987681
link pls
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>>73987681

Ajax arent playing tonight?
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>>73987650
infact that whole attacking half looks scary, and then theres Sterlel.

>De Bruyne
>Silva
>Jesus
>Sane
>FUCKING STERLEL

England is a fucking mess lmao. Feel sorry for their NT.
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>>73987681
post link

also will "we" win the champions league turkbro?
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>Jesus chant
>already
>audible at an away game
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criss not so well
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why do west ham look so lethargic?

when they're "pressing" as a team, everyone's jogging

>cresswell
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>WORST HAM finishing
KEK
E
K
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Dear God
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>>73987685
http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=167199&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=40

Deluded fucks
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>the city of aaron cresswell
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how do you even manage to fuck it up that badly
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>W-w-we don't need Payet! England's big Andy Carroll wins games by himself!
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is the goat unsettled?
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>>73987728
Headed it too far forward so he stretched for it
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>>73987725
>I don't see any reason why we can't get a draw here. Would certainly be an improvement on 0-5 in the cup.
ayy
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stop replying to the Algerian worm

>>73987735
they lost 0-5 when he was still there
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>>73987738
He was injured, minor ankle tweak meant he wasn't avaliable midweek
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>>73987699
I'm dutchbro

And no not yet
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>>73987725

>fans being positive posting on a board about their team

WEW
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>that manchester city feel
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did stones get a teardrop tattoo
who did he kill??
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>Fegouhli
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>feghouli

lel.. there's something weird about west ham tonight. They've been good lately, then suddenly they can't playfootball
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Calleri will score 2 goals for West Ham.
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>>73987782
atleast he doesn't have a turban.
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>>73987783
pep's soul
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>>73987783

citys hopes and dreams
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>>73987782
There's fucking tonnes of asians in manchester lad

Half of the uni is chinese and United's sikhs are some of the only local fans
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>>73987794
>calleri
kek, one of the worst strikers i've ever seen for west ham
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>>73987808
c-can i go to your Uni anon?
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>>73987794
t. butthurt bambi
Calleri is one of the biggest jokes in english football right now
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LIBERO MENTION!
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>>73987813
>listofrecentWestHamstrikers.png
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>another rapier thrust for city
what does he mean?
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please come back
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>walk out of the room for 2 seconds and miss the goal

ahh yes
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>byram

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Is Poop unexposed?
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Aguero looks so fucking unsettled right now.

Gonna lose his starting spot real soon.
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told ya, Gabriel Jesus is really consistent when he plays with Brazil
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>>73987865
I miss him so much
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>>73987830
I am gremista pig cunt, just joking bastard
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JESUS CHRIST
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>>73987870
he was never "exposed", the PL teams are just really good.
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SANE>STERLING>JESUS

wew lads
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>>73987887
>The PL teams are just really good

Lol
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>that close on aguero
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>>73987888
keep dreaming, beady eyes.

Sane > Jesus > shit > Wilfried Zaha > Sterling
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leave it to west ham making sterling acutally look a 50mil player
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>>73987881
>implying gauchos arent bambis too
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can we do it guys?
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>>73987878
>Aguero looks so fucking unsettled right now.
>
>Gonna lose his starting spot real soon.
Jesus is a mile better at linking up with the rest of the front 3

Aguero's world class as a striker but he's not great when he drops deep
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>>73987909
I think he means sane passed to sterling, who passed to jesus
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>went home already
Can't blame them bludfãm.
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>>73987909
I think he means the sequence of passes, dude.
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>69% possession
>away
Fucking hell
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>>73987948
Home advantage at the Olympic Stadium is non-existant, tbqh
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>>73987897
not sure what you mean, it's obvious that the PL teams are on average better than La Liga and Bundesliga teams. Sure, La Liga has Barca and Real who are miles ahead of anyone in the PL, and the Bundesliga has Bayern. But most of the rest are Championship level. Pep is getting beaten fairly by teams that turn up on the night.
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OFF OFF OFF
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>>73987948
west ham's stadium doesn't count as an away game desu
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>>73987931
Aguero aint so bad., just remember the Barcelona game at the Etihad, his link up play was world class, and he played mostly as a right winger.
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>>73987948
wine em dine em 69 em

>>73987935
>tfw endured a 5-1 home trashing all the way to the end at my local club
>got a shirt from a player
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>stop an attack cynically
>no 2nd yellow
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>>73987912
I am from rio...
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>>73987966
Agree, disgusting by Reid
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>>73987931

He seems to get impatient with the team and tries to win it on his own by the 60th minute
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Agüero will be in the brench for the rest of the season
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>>73987992
He took the ball clean la

>>73988003
He has no faith in them so doesn't make runs up front

Which in turn totally negates Sterling's off the ball movement (what he's actually good at) because Aguero's running around in the same area
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>>73988002
don't think he even saw Stones fall desu. didn't seem ill intentioned.
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>>73988024
memes aside, this is retarded, Pep should play both GJ and Kun
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is there literally anything these two won't win????????
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So can we get rid of this stadium anytime soon?
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>>73988027
Kolarov is the worst for it, dont know how many attacks break down because he wont pass to sterling sane or inheanacho
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>>73987995
A bambi cuck, this keeps getting better and better, ayy
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>>73988034
>fall
stones threw himself to the ball to clear it with his head on the ground despite knowing he'd most likely go into reid's boot

First time he goes up in my estimates desu
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>>73988041
everything besides a league cup or two
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>>73987869
What's he playing like? Not watching

t. >Leeds fan
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>drop bravo
>0-3 up at half time

brilliant
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>>73988078
he's getting absolutely cucked by leroy
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>>73988034
(was joking)
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>>73988078
shit
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>stepping on stones' head

hmm

oh and J E S U S
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>>73988041
Manager of the year and young player of the year... they'll never ever win them
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>>73988085
>3 shots on target
>3 goals

is randolph, dare i say it, the next Bravo?
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>leroy sarnie on the left
>raHEEEEM on the right

is the inverted wingers meme over?
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>>73987995
>a paulista calling me cuck
Orgulho de ser italo-paulista is a nutshell
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How is GJ playing so far?
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>>73988078
Sané is making him consider retirement on the dressing room right now.

>>73988085
The absolute madman
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>>73988155
breddy gud
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>>73988134
hopefully
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spee btfo again

CTID
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>>73988153
>implying i am paulista
Shouldnt you be watching your husbands boyfriend or something like that, bambi cuck?
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Wtf is a bambi?
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>>73988099
>>73988105
Not at all surprised. At Leeds he couldn't defend an ended up as a RM. West Ham fell bigly for that meme of a player.
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>>73988191
exactly what you think it is
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São Paulo kanker can't cointain itself, so they shit every thread they are in.
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>>73988155
assist and a goal la
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haha
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>>73988024
>in the bench

I see this mistake a lot, wonder how it translates in other languages

>>73988191
it's short for bambino, which is Italian for nonce

>Gabriel Jesus is 19
>already this good

the fuck
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HARHARHARHARHAR

I HAVEN SEEN ENGRISH MAN GET MURDERED THIS BAD SINCE REE RIGBY

DUDE THAT IS A NOT COOR YOU GOING TO GET US IN A TROUBRE AGAIN
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we are doing it
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>>73988218
>>73988175
Good to know. High expectations for the fellow
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>>73988191
A derogatory nickname for Sao Paulo or their supporters. A way to call them gay.

Sao Paulo has a history of being a team from the upper class and so...
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>>73988186
Implying i am not a autistic bastard and alone as fuck
>>
Honestly think RAAAAHHHeem is playing quite well lads
>>
Aguero's SHOOK face is priceless
Thank you based GJ
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is pussy eating degenerate?
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BIG WILLY
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>>73988311
Sterlel is legitimately better than both Dele Alli and Trashford, but british media fucking hates him
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>>73988331
THICC
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>>73988191
Peter Crouch trying to dribble on a slippy pitch
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>>73988361

Because he left the brave loserpool for moneybags city. If he were still at Liverpool he'd be hailed as the second coming.
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How many more goals will JESUS will score?
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>>73988396
3 la
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>>73988387
Nah lad it's because he's more black
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>>73988311
If he was white or played for man united he would be rated as the english messi by now.
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>get played off the park
>better not make any chances!!111
just fucking fire bilic already
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>Gabriel Jesus will win a WC earlier than MESSI, IF MESSI wins any at all
Really makes you ponder.
>>
I know everyone jokes about the Etihad but this stadium is genuinely silent right now
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>>73988433

Jesus is the white Messi desu
>>
>raheem ded
>jesus ded
>>
>>73988444
no stadium would be loud when 3-0 down
>>
>>73988444
It's sad watching West Ham at home this season

The old club is basically dead
>>
>>73988191
el venao el venao
>>
This Jesus fellow has an expression of permanent worry on his face lel
>>
>all those empty seats

w
e
w
e
w
>>
RIP JESUS
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>>73988490
>>
>>73988477
It's a problem with architecture. All of our big stadiums are athletics ones and they're awful for atmosphere even when full of shouting fans.

Plus they're now on a big pitch which favours the big sides, Spurs also go to shit on large pitches so next year for them will be fun at Wembley.
>>
>>73988490
constant fear of getting crucified
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>>73988444
The state of the modern game.... Stadia are constructed now that noise doesn't travel with the roofs being higher, sanitised atmospheres because of seating

and last not least the TV companies turn the speakers up and down at will, it's a lot louder at the game itself, whoever you support.
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>>73988490
He's suffering for our sins.
>>
>>73988490
Get used to it, he ALWAYS looks like someone is threatening his family on the stands, or looks like he is owing huge money to a brazilian criminal faction
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>>73988433
Gotze got a wc too before messi :^)
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>>73988523
>The state of the modern game.... Stadia are constructed now that noise doesn't travel with the roofs being higher, sanitised atmospheres because of seating
At City we also have a steward issue

They keep kicking out people who stand up even in the standing stand.
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>>73988523

>>73988514

Oh we hivemind now motherfucker
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>>73988533
>Get used to it, he ALWAYS looks like someone is threatening his family on the stands, or looks like he is owing huge money to a brazilian criminal faction
You mean he looks Brazilian?
>>
>>73988585
Kek
>>
Remember when people said that Gabigol was legit better than Gabriel Jesus?
>>
>>73988514
>>73988523
I've noticed that the Emirates stadium seems louder just outside it than on the inside
>>
>>73988533
>owing huge money to a brazilian criminal faction
I know the feeling.
>>
>>73988562
Yep, showsec have some right knobheads working for them
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>>73988608
no
>>
>possession has gone up over 70% since halftime
wew
>>
>>73988612
>that feel when being a pcc cousin
At least I dont have that problem.
>>
no joke
is this a city training game????
>>
The worry for Bravo is that Willy's even playing out from the back well
>>
>>73988645
I owe money to an even worse criminal organization, the Government.
>>
>>73988657
Im still reading the coments on that west ham forum, its pure gold.
>>
>>73988668
willy's been /our guy/ ever since he cucked the scousers at wembley
>>
>G. Jesus
>number 33

Damn, Man City.
>>
>>73988684
can you believe them? and this is just a few weeks after the 0-5 rape...Londoners man
>>
>>73988684
Link me you cross dressing faggot
>>
Alright guise, I'm going to eat, want something?
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>>73988611
Arsenal fans tho....always moaning about something ;)
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>>73988704
1 caralho pls
>>
BRING ON THE MALNOURISHED SCOTCH MAN
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>>73988712
Hmm, danada.
>>
>>73988657
You aren't winning the league for another year in a row jej
>>
>>73988671
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>
>ROONEY IN
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>>73988703
Look for KUMB matchthread
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J U S T
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>>73988725
we building a future here

unlike manure
>>
>BT talking about Sane's parents

Dad was pretty smart desu, he picked a wife who'd create great footballer kids
>>
>>73988710
They look like scousers
>>
>>73988712
Large or small?
>>
>>73988782
you know me bro
>>
>>73988795
Large waist small penis?
>>
>>73988773
That was back when they were white
>>
>>73988795
Ok, will be ready in a minute
>>
NO ERA PENAL!
>>
4-0 incoming
>>
SI ERA PENAL
>>
DAT PASS

muh dick
>>
NÃO ERA PENALTI.
>>
ERA BENAL
>>
>comic sans
>>
IMAGINE BEING A WET SPAM FAN

GOOS DEBUT BY FONTE LMAO
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
>>
>>73988767
and was very flexible
>>
>costumers already leaving
>>
why is he GOAT at pens, is it his sheer arrogance?
>>
>Toure always takes his pens down and to the left
>always scores
>>
based ferna coming on
>>
>Stones has a head bandage
He's becoming more english by the game
>>
>>73988894
red card in 5-4-3-2...
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How jelly are you /sp/?
>>
FUE PENAL SI PERDON
>>
>>73988905
n-no pls
>>
Fernando "MasterCard" Roza is back!
>>
>>73988907
1000% jelly at incredible hihg speed
>>
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WE NEVER WIN AT HOME AND WE NEVER WIN AWAY

>>73988907
>>
WHERE IS CALLERI?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f5BNpe9Do
>>
>>73988930
he went from getting away with everything to getting straight reds instantly, i miss his cheeky uncalled elbows
>>
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0-7 this.

WRITTEN ALLLLL OVER IT
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The older GOAT incoming
>>
>Andy Carroll just fouling everyone
wew
>>
>>73988936
In your mom's room GET ROASTED SON
>>
sterling's stats would look a lot better if they factored in all the pens he wins
>>
>>73988963
I'm palmerense
>>
>4-0 up
>bring on aguero
>>73988973
some places count them as assists
>>
>>73988934
>netherfats
>hollards
>>
still miss the GOAT aguero negredo broship desu
>>
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>>73988934
>Starburst
>Halls
>>
>meanwhile, the manchester united corporation can't score against Hull
>>
Cresswell would have a 4.7 rating if this was a fame of football manager

Diagusting performance
>>
>>73989001
a cold double decker is top tier
>>
Fuck this shitty game i'll watch Copa d'Italia
>>
>>73989001
>british candy
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>>73989001
blame manchester city centre for not stocking anything decent init
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>>73989009
Much better, actually.

5.1!
>>
>>73989006
don't jinx it
>>
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>>73989045
>candy
>>
>>73989047
innit bruv/senpai/blud/man
>>
>>73986667
nice
>>
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how 2 get the ball off us???
>>
>>73989092
concede
>>
fuck how will we ever replace silva

depressing myself t b h
>>
>>73989045
Hershey's took over Cadbury and all their stuff got much worse

Your chocolate is shite
>>
>4-0 and delph hasn't even played a minute

wew
>>
>>73989114
>jesus navas not even on the bench
>>
based willy
>>
>no >poop posting today

why did i even wake up this morning
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is there anything willy can't do?
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>>73989045
It's fantastic, faaaaaaar superior to any chocolate in the US
Night and day the quality comparison
>>
>>73989170
become first choice

get capped for argentina

grow hair
>>
>>73989171
I listen to that "Stuff you should know" American podcast and they mentioned that on Hershey's the LITERALLY add vomit flavour.

Shit nasty.
>>
>>73989192
>grow hair

uncalled for
>>
>>73989168
/sp/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
We should play delph at left back desu
>>
fire drill?????
>>
>>73989113
You just got older and got nostalgia.
>>
>I guess some of the fans will have enjoyed the football on display from city, they're a knowledgable crowd

wtf?
>>
>>73989221
yeah, wet spam's season going down in flames into a relegation battle
>>
Hull are bossing united lel

>>73989222
It was a overnight change like a year ago

>>73989226
West Ham have a cliche of being fans of fancy football even when against them
>>
>adding 5 minutes to a football game where 20 of the players have stopped playing
for what purpose?
>>
>>73989317
this always happens in one sided games because shit like fouls and celebrations add on time
>>
>>73989193
Very sour milk and less real chocolate

>>73989222
They've made it smaller and changed the recipe to "streamline cost". They should've sold to Nestle
>>
era pen

>>73989338
blowouts are probably more common in la liga, but then they barely add anything no matter what happened
>>
Aguero's passing hasn't been as good as Gabriel's
>>
did pep ban yaya from unleashing casual bangers?
>>
>>73989112
Gundogan m8
>>
>>73989400
Yaya is playing regista la his job is to spray balls forward not run forward
>>
Can we unironically play you every week?
>>
>>73989419
Too injury prone tßh
>>
Kev gives a great interview
>>
>>73989112
>we

kek
>>
Bravo and Aguero dropped.
City win.

Really makes my neurotransmitters transmit.
>>
>>73986667
Damn
>>
>>73988377
lmao
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