/heem/: emil meek edition

schaub

THANK YOU OP

>>73967127
Did Adan sperg out with another autist making poor threads?

Is Ricardo Arona underrated?

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Schaub is God

Francis Ngannou

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>>73967177
he beat fedor

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERY HERE????

>>73967189

Did she leave TAM for good?

>>73967202
No she's still under Faber's thumb

>>73967201

>Watching porn

Degens not welcome on heem.

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>>73967189
Meh, I saw that fight and didn't have a problem with the decision. Arona lost it by stalling after a stand-up IMO.

Still, he's got wins over Sakuraba, Reem, Hendo, and Silva. Not too shabby.

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http://www.mmamania.com/2017/1/30/14441468/ufc-fight-night-104-angela-hill-joanna-jedrzejczyk-easier-fight-jessica-andrade-mma

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>>73967135

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Time to go clean your ears you big brown turd

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I had Enough spergouts for tonight, goodnight /heem/

Schaub less

>>73967238
someone post the ''ufc in poland next year'' webm for keks

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>>73967314
Got you bulgarbro

i will portion a dip just for you op.

Great OP

Who else here would let jonna champion booty blast them into submission

, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

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>>73967334
I would put a bag over her head and booty blast her if you know what I mean

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Threadcunt BTFO.

>>73967358
>I bench somewhere around 420 lbs
blaze it XD

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WHY DON'T WE SEE DIFFERENT STARS IN JUNE AND JANUARY? #flatearth #fakenews

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>>73967373

#alternativefacts

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>>73967127
thanks babe <3

>>73967360
Sounds bretty ghey

>>73967380
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

>>73967380

This doo hasn't defended the belt in over a year. Is he gonna blame Jones for that?

>>73967380
>>73967391
Thankful DC is best meme

>>73967401
It is kind of funny

tim kennedy shills for alphabrain: btfo
donald cerrone shills for alphabrain: btfo

>>73967449
And you shill for shit memes

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>>73967373
#easymoney

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>>73967475

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>>73967475
>>73967491
Fighters making meme poses is the goat

>>73967235
damn

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>i-i-it was j-just a prank, my dude. r-r-respect, cowboys my h-homeboy i was just h-honeydicking you, w-war gamebred!!!

Get them ears clean, boys

>>73967533
Damage control

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>>73967533
the CTE is really taking its toll on Swab, imaging he starts inhaling when he smokes weed? its all over

>>73967504
>possibly the best middleweight on the planet
>literally hands the tittle to a dude that's not even top 5 because he forgot that he's still human and can get heemed by a professional fucking fight
Goddammit Luke.

>>73967533
>BTFO's Schleb
>then BTFO's him again
Is Masvidal our new official boy?

>>73967587
No

https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/826296288731762688

anyone else find this disgusting? joe rogan could easily pay this

>>73967762
you're quite dumb

>>73967762
He could, he should

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>tfw I post pro Schaub and Anti Schaub sentiment as double agent

I run /heem/. Watch the puppets dance.

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>>73967778
Shameful.

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>>73967774
>In early 2003, Joe Rogan proved that fear was not a factor when it came to purchasing high-end real estate. The versatile entertainer paid $2,232,500 for a home with a good chunk of land in Bell Canyon, California.
>owns a good portion of the ompany Onnit
>his "omedy" speials
>makes a killing of his sponsors for his podast
>owns a ton of expensive cars
>that show he had on Syfy
>his Fear Factor royalties and monies
>Joe is rumored to make six figures a show (he does less now not for travel but because it's expensive,keep in mind Buffer makes 40g's a show)
>"please guys donate money to help my friend who has made me money by being on the show"

>>73967857
and he has a hot wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSF6-CmldGc

>>73967587
He's going to get his hype train derailed soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXsN5CStZnU

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>>73967358
Come at me fgt

>>73967358
i would heem you in under 44 seconds you hack manlet

>>73967857

why the fuck would he pay if others would gladly pay for him?

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>>73967857
This makes sense if that guy is the only person who has crossed Rogan's path who needs an expensive medical treatment. He's not. If he had to pay for everyone's cancer treatment who crossed his path he would be broke. It's far more effective for him to publicize a charitable effort when such cases arrive.

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Reem

Damn I'm watching Raw right now and Paul Heyman is burying the fuck out of Ronda right now.

>>73968072
He just said her legacy will always have that "but" and only brought up Holly Holm, didn't even rub the Nunes thing in. Wasn't that bad of a burial considering the whole point is that every GOAT, his client included, has that "but" in their careers.

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>>73967373
>>73967378

if they made Ronda vs Shevchenko right now, what wood the odds look like?

I'm thinking like
Valentina -400
Ronda +350

>>73968119
Valentina -150
Ronda +130

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need more edgy brah in this thread

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>>73968180
i got you senpai

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>>73968186
>>73968180

>>73968180
What episode?

>>73968180
What's this from? Joe is pretty sensitive for a comedian. I remember Joey shitting on the weed Joe smokes. Joe said it was like super weed,muscle relaxer shit. That Joe was super high.But then Joey and some other guy said it was pussy weed and for kids or something. Then Joe legit got mad kek and started defending his weed.

>>73968222
The fight companion last night. Edgy Brah went on a tangent about space and NASA using CGI to fake everything. Joe didn't even plug his comedy shows, just ended the show abruptly. He was pissed.

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Disturbing lack of flame-broiled beefcakes in this thread.

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*blocks your path*

>>73968230
Thank you.

>>73968259
>Dat knee

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damn we need some new memeys so freaking bad heem is literally ded

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>>73968264

*teleports behind you*

Heh, nothing personnel, kid

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>>73968264
*gets in the fucking cage*

>>73968275

I still have no idea why his knee is doing that. I think it's cause he's leaning on it.

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*blocks your path*

>>73968313
*doesn't let you get close*

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He wasn't lying to Joe.

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Should Conor get his own general seperate from /heem/?

He is in the realms of WWE, Boxing, and UFC.

>>73968313
Should have brought Dee with you if you wanted extra baggage

Lads, how do I summon SpainSperg?

>>73968395
Give him an unequal portion of dip

>>73968395

Criticise Conor for any reason, legitimate or otherwise

>>73968338
>unweighted pull ups
>still kipping

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Why is Jon so scared of /ourguy/ bros?

>>73968440
Is he like BJJ Ben Askren?

>>73968440
how much does this little twink even weigh?

>>73967805
>920 Me gusta

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>>73968500
how long you been gay?

>>73968642
20min

Ariel recaps Conors PPV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DyQAQ3Qcj4

>>73968683

stealing content from the MMA hour for those youtube shekels? reported

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What the hell is Matt Hughes doing in WBC?

I PUT ON FOR MY CITY, ON ON FOR MY CITY
I PUT ON FOR MY CITY, ON ON FOR MY CITY
I PUT ON FOR MY CITY, ON ON FOR MY CITY
I PUT ON FOR MY CITY, ON ON FOR MY CITY

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>Ngannou literally trained MMA as a hobby while training boxing full time
>both for only 2 years before getting a UFC contract
>after leaving his home country with $100 in his pocket to be homeless just to have an opportunity to train

what is your excuse?

when do you think rda make his ww debut i m intrested in seeing him at 170 but idk if he is too short for ww

>>73968440
I don't even know this guy but I already dislike him.

>>73968793

I'm not 6'4 and built like a fucking gorilla?

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How will Irish Edmund ever recover?

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Young reem was a sexy specimen *swoons*

>>73968793
Is Ngannou one of the best prospects in a while?

The guy literally dropped in the UFCs lap

>>73968812
its not just fighting anon, follow your dreams friend. after watching that interview with ngannou on the mma hour, im thinking about finally getting this divorce

>>73968818

Yes. He has the lowest mileage, highest potential, and he is actually patient and has submission wins

He would make Stipe look like a fool

>>73968823
plus he seems like a really good guy. when his english gets better he'll be a great personality. kinda of like a hard face i will kill you but im smiling type. i really hope he works out. the ufc needs it

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withdraw yourself from my path

>>73968382
he isn't in WWE at all, in fact he's probably the most anti-WWE fighter in the UFC

>>73968820
>having a wife
cuck

>>73968793
Cain will expose him.

>Dennis Bermudez raised another mans child for a year under the impression he was the father
Wew how has this not come up before?

>>73968963
does anyone really care about dennis bermudez' personal life

>>73967878
i dont think thats the same jessica rogan, that one might be the model mayhem in her 20's

>>73968395
call him a manlet/steal his catchphrases

>>73968867
>the macregga strut

>>73968988
Sad! Sad! Sad!

Dana said Tito vs Chael was the first Bellator he watched do you believe him?

>>73968815
ye the HGH ruined his head shape

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Evacuate the immediate vicinity

Dana says Ronda is likely retired
Dana likes the idea Cain vs Ngannou in the spring

Sea level Cain vs Ubereem era Reem

who wins?

>>73969017
>do you believe Dana

no, never

>>73933669
>>73933669
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

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>>73969043
Create some level of positional displacement between the space located between our bodies

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>>73969099
Security will definitely escort you away from my building.

Diaz was offered Maia, if he declines Dana will offer it to Jorge

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http://www.flocombat.com/article/51326-dana-white-doesn-t-think-ronda-rousey-will-fight-again#.WJBiWRsrLZs

F

>>73969099
excellent post
>>73969110
terrible

>>73969129
Maia isn't waiting on his titleshot ? That's nice of him

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Name my band.

>>73969214
Bullet for My Valentine

That was easy

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>>73969155
who the fuck are you anyway

>>73968259
famous burger

>>73967762
>people with money should give it to other people because """"it's the right thing to do"""

Fuck you buddeh, take your communism elsewhere

>>73968814
>kavanagh getting btfo

never not satisfying

>>73968867
>in negotiations with WWE
>the most anti-WWE

conorfags truly are delusional

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>>73969371

gooby
<---

>>73968447
Not really, Askren is super defensive and basically adopts the GSP gameplan of sitting on people to a decision.

Dillon has a offensive BJJ game and is Marcelo Garcia's prodigy. Theres a vid of Marcelo rolling with Askren and just tap tap tap's Askren over and over.

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>>73969360

gooby
<---

>>73969550
adan I dont get your obsession with conair

I remember you dickriding Aldo until he got ko'd

>>73968093
>every GOAT has that "but" in their careers

49-0.

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>Cerrone
>Tim Kennedy
>both trump supporters

>both got beat the shit out of by proud latino warriors

what did they mean by this?

>>73969570
both masvidal and gastelum voted for trump

Dont think theres a person in the ufc besides some tyrones that didnt

>>73969570
decent chance that Jorge and Kelvin also voted trump, but, as someone who hates JacksonWink, it was still fun to see Cerrone and Kennedy get bopped

>>73969549
Askren should compete in EBI.

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>>73969563

o rly gooby
<---

>>73969570
masvidal supported trump like most miami cubans

>>73968440
ugly fucker

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>>73969608
To inteligent for this Gooby
<-----

>>73969078
Cain, healthy sea level cain is the greatest heavyweight of all time.

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>>73969645

>tfw too intelligent to defend belt

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>Fight Night 104

>>73969609
yup cubans are ultra convervatives and prow republican

but white republicans can never treat their actual voting base very well, so far it hasn't bit them in the asses but the rural poor, cubans, irish etc will revolt against the party so day

>>73969716
The card lacks name power but has potential. Plus /heems/ girl Grasso fighting.

Who is /freemoney/ this upcoming card?

>>73969756
Andrade but you won't get good value

>>73969756
Grasso, andrade, and osp are all easy money.

>>73969732
I was looking forward to abel vs dunham since it mightve had ranking implications, but then that fuck dunham pulled out again

>>73969756
the QT parlay is /free money/
Tecia, Andrade, Grasso.

>>73969767
>>73969781
>>73969802
What about this parlay

trujillo/osp/andrade

>>73969814
Do not bet on Trujillo

>>73969174
Lol he doesn't get to wait for a title shot. He gets whatever fight Dana offers him and I guarantee it won't be a title fight next.

>>73969819
Why

>>73969814
Vick is very legit, I would stay away from betting on that match.

>>73969821
because he sucks?

>>73969820
>Lol he doesn't get to wait for a title shot. He gets whatever fight Dana offers him and I guarantee it won't be a title fight next.
probably Robbie

>>73969820
>Lol he doesn't get to wait for a title shot.

Tell that to Woodley.

>>73969828
>>73969831
b-but lithkek said bet on trujillo

Now that the dust has settled

How will you remember Rondas legacy?

>>73969852
who?

>>73969836
Woodley was promised a shot and his fight with Hendricks was supposed to be a number one contender fight, Maia was promised nothing and has not had a declared contender fight. There is no chance some grappling hue will be able sit around and get a shot at the belt.

>>73969756
Hamilton over Fortuna. Fortuna's never weighed in over 203 and Hamilton is at least 250, has four inches of height and god only knows how much reach advantage. Hamilton is also with JacksonWink, whereas Fortuna is with who the fuck knows. And finally, it's Fortuna's debut fight.

It's heavyweight, so go easy on the money, but I would be astonished if Hamilton didn't win.

>>73969861
If literally anyone except Maia gets a title shot after Woodley/Wondermeme 2 Maia will personally murder Joe Silva.

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Good morning, and Schaub Bless everyone.

>>73969852
As one of the greatest female fighters to set foot in the octagon. I'm being serious.

>>73969869
Maia has no chance of a title shot without another win. Joe Silva retired.

>>73969852
As one of the pioneering legends who were ultimately destroyed by the younger talent as MMA stepped up to the next level.

>>73969881
>Maia has no chance of a title shot without another win.

Nonsense. If Woodley knocks out Wonderboy and loses to some random chucklefuck, said chucklefuck will be a paper champ.

>>73969879
Signed.

>>73969852
>>73969889
I forgot to add that she is only one of a growing list.

>>73969889
*wMMA

they're literally below 'UFC5: Shamrock v. Gracie' tier atm

>>73967878
This is Joe Rogan's wife.

http://www.iloveoldschoolmusic.com/h-towns-dino-passed-away-but-his-daughters-beautiful-grown-up-now/2/

>>73969666
>things Joe Rogan unironically believes

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>tfw too intelligent to remain underpaid

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>>73969831
>>73969828
>>73969848

>only losses in the UFC are to Khabib, Tony, and roidmonster Tibau (overturned to DQ victory because the walking ball of steroids popped after the fight)
>All American wrestler with KO power

>Vick
>Lanklet boxer with lanklet chin
>6'3 lightweight
>Got heemed by Chiesa on TUF and by Beneil Dariush in the first round

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hey guys just wanted to make sure you got

>gooby'd
<-----

did you get gooby'd just now?
yep, you did

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>>73969948
khabib will retire him

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>>73969966
what did you mean by this

>>73969978
>>73967127
lol

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>>73969957
>implying Goober will defend a belt

>>73969978
I didn't know Lesnar fought Overeem in Pride.

>>73969978
I'm shocked more people don't die in mma. At least in boxing you have gloves, but in mma you can fucking hit someone with your knee and cave their skull in. surprised you don't see more people get bleeding in the brain.

>>73970018
people have hundreds of muay thai fights lmao

>>73969946
spergOP makes some good points

>>73970047
What is your max bench press?

Bogpill me on McGregor

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>>73970066
He predicts deez tings

>>73970056
whats yours

>>73970076
425 lbs x 5

>>73970087
I did that the first time i trane'd

Dana White is a horrible human being

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>>73970114
Whatever you say, Coker.

>aisling retires
>paddy retires
>ronda retires
is mma dead?

>>73970135
no we still have quintoine jacksen

I just realised that Torres/Rawlings is a rematch from TUF. Why are they doing this fight again? Division is too shallow?

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>>73970018
Flying knees when the other guys shoots for td are actually significantly more dangerous than knees and kicks to a grounded opponent. Rly Makes u think huh?

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>Alyssa Garcia set to make UFC Fight Pass debut on February 16th at Combate Americas 11

Man I love FightPass. I seriously recommend it to every here.

>>73970148
yeah, tecia won't fight much longer anyway

>>73970163
she really makes you think
https://www.instagram.com/teciatorres/

Where is Predictioncuck?

>>73970179
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPOOMqsBOzr/?taken-by=teciatorres

POW

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>>73970163
>yeah, tecia won't fight much longer anyway

She's only 27. Has she talked about retirement?

>>73970135
Why did Paddy the Baddy retire ? He just puked blood once, thats no big deal surely

>>73970163
>tecia won't fight much longer anyway
Why? She's young in the sport and has never been KO'd. Has she expressed interest in retiring or is it a case of wanting to follow up on her degree?

>>73970218
she made $20,000 last year, plus reebux lmao

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>>73970217
Wrong Paddy.

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if you don't have fightpass and watch the ppvs legally you have no grounds for complaining

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Any Polish Americans on here? ;)

>>73970261
joanna will be there by the way

>>73970261
Chicago polish right here m8

>>73967127

>GROTESQUE

Looks pretty mild desu

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>>73970278
>Chicago """""""""""""""polish""""""""""""""""""

>>73967291
>>73967291

Gonna be fun when this Dindu gets clocked hard

I want the noble Frenchman Ngannou to deck this filthy dindu animal that is Lewis.

>>73970163
>>Alyssa Garcia set to make UFC Fight Pass debut on February 16th at Combate Americas 11

Alyssa is a QT

>>73970337
Lewis is the #2 meme master in the UFC, show some respect

Anyone got the webm of Schaub being surprised while Joe is roasting him?

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*keeps the distance*

>>73968230
My respect for Rogan grows just a little every day. Idiot deserved to be shut down.

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>>73970455
*doesn't let you get close*

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>>73970467

RIP Arlovski's chin

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>>73970469
*stands in your way*

Sorry sir, I can't let you pass.

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>>73970468
where do you get your news from

let me hear it

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>>73970476
Fedor KO'd Arlovski before it was cool

Why does Paige Vanzant have twice as many instagram followers than the champion?

>>73970359
yes she is

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>>73970529

She's a better fighter

>>73970529
she gained half of those after harambe followers had to turn elsewhere

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>>73970455
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73970541
>OMG SO BEAUTIFUL XDXD

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and she’s got a lot of money. She’s never going to need money again.

>>73970018
Fun fact for casuals: gloves only protect the hands. They allow people to punch harder and with added weight, this cause more brain damage and is less safe.
Bare knuckle fighting is a lot safer as far as brain trauma is concerned but it causes more broken hands and more cuts on fighters' faces (which people get scared by)

Will Italy ever have a champion?

>>73970647
nope their latest prospect got BTFO

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>>73970647

Name ONE clean UFC fighter.

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For me, it's the Punch Burger©, the perfect fast food sandwich. Paired with a large order of Potato Canoes, and an ice cold Coca Colaõ.

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>>73970719
>Potato Canoes
lol

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>>73970705

100% USADA grade BEEF, right here

>>73970705
Roy Nelson

>>73970705
Natty goat Sam "reddit" Alvey

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>>73969852
as the laughing stock of a failing korean daytime tv show

>>73970705
Demetrious Johnson

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>>73970732

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>>73970752

That's rough lmao

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>>73970705
Mickey "The Assassin of Wrasslin" Gall

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anyone got the full sized version of this?

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>>73970705

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>>73970785

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>>73970705

>>73970796
delet this

>>73970796
YODELLING
.>>73970705
The right here dude

>>73970795
what is she drinking?

what your eyes

>>73970700
>italian
also hes never been the same since he got BTFO

>khabib no longer allowed in the U.S.

maybe he should be more careful next time

>>73970803
my cummies

>>73970825
russia is not banned though

>>73970830
well i've reported him so we'll see

>>73970825
>i need to create a safespace to protect white fighters from getting btfo by foreigners

t. low test cuck

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>>73970830
>not banning churka scum

An oversight surely

>>73970847
Khabib is white adan

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>>73970847
>implying im white

>>73970862
>all leafs are the same meme

also, khabib isnt considered white with certain people

>>73970895
joe rogan etc all consider him white

>>73970920
Americans consider arabs to be white too, they are clueless like that

>>73970933
their consensus does but dont think the people consider the average arab white

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>>73970825
it's not a ban on all muslims, it's a ban on travel from certain islamic countries
why are people so retarded

>>73970960
khabib is dagestani, an arab/slav hybrid

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr3PVj979ng

NEW CHAMP CAMP!

I want the 3rd Diaz match as soon as possible. You never know how it would unfold. Maybe Conor could KO nate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gmpjbl80_I

>>73970985

Conor doesn't rematch people he beats, sorry. Only when he's the one who loses.

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>>73970972
>caucasus
>slav
oh nvm its spergOP

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>>73971012
>caucasus
>not slavic

Holy shit I just went on /asp/ and it's 99% mandrama garbage. There used to be cool discussions about more niche sports and hobbies now it's all gone. Fuck you guys I hope you're all happy.

>>73971035
And Native Americans are Anglos because you've conquered them right ?

>>73971043
>cool discussions

>>73969957
khabib is not going to fight gooby bud

khabib has the charisma of a cardboard box and nobody wants to see him talk on TV

>>73971035
look at the language similiarities(there are none) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_Caucasus

would tell you enough

>>73971043
Yeah, I used to post there. Kinda do rarely, but I've been more interested in MMA now than WWE.

The tripfag cancer made me leave

>>73971043
Mandrama autists should had been given their own containment board instead of dumping them on poor little /asp/

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*blocks your path*

>>73971077
great idea autist

>>73971082
*gallops into CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH*

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Would Amanda Nunes win without steroids?

*portions some dip with his bare hand*

>>73971105
Some Muslim kid out there gets cyberstalked every day and wouldn't even know
Really makes you think

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>>73971071
did some cursory research on it
i was wrong, you were right
but

>american
>knowing or caring about the ethnic demographics of eastern/central europe and the caucasus

>>73971070
they won't be able to deny him once he beats tony for the interim
conor will either have to fight him or vacate the title

>>73971096
How is this thing beautiful? Looks like the crypt keeper

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>Tyron goes for a shake
>Wonderboy touches his arm
What did Wonderboy mean by this?

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>>73971157
Wonderpedo is going to do the raping

>>73971070
>resorting to mandrama cause you know gooby is shit when compared to kebab

also, he had plenty of charisma in that post fight interview for the mandramafags

>>73971175
>Cerrone
>Arlovski
>Wonderboy

When will you realize that whitebois are fragile against the power of those with melanin.

>>73971199
masvidal is white bro

Stop calling him gooby you weirdos

>>73971199
>Claiming Masvidal is melanin enriched
Keep reaching tyrone

and anybody with a brain knew Arlo was going to get heemed early

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>>73971206
It's just one loser from canada. He's really desperate for attention

>>73971205
Next thing you'll tell me is that Conor is black

>>73971205
>whitebois getting this desperate they have cling onto other races

what part of masvidal looks euro, he's probably predominately got native american in him

next thing Ngannou will known as french

if khabib beats goober I imagine he'd be embraced as 'white' and shunned otherwise