/heem/

>>73962401
Schaub is God. 25 seconds until the timer runs out so I'm not going to be first with the message. FML.

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Moooooddddddssssss

https://streamable.com/fjwvz

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>>73962422
You did it!

schooby bless

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"This past year a routine brain scan showed up evidence of an abnormality, the remnant of a small haemorrhage that had taken place at some point in the months previous. It would be unlikely I would be medically cleared to compete again, even in the event I could find a doctor who would clear me it would be very unwise for me to continue to compete with the risks involved.

"My career has ended prematurely but I’m very grateful for my long list of achievements, I am and will always be ‘Ais the first’ for so many things, my legacy set in stone in the history of Irish mixed martial arts. I am the countries first ever world champion, the first and only female to ever do it. I have and always will give back to the sport which has given me so much.

>>73962447
What's the significance of this clip?

>>73962472
First Paddy and now her. What's going on in Ireland?

>>73962480
she's hitting herself

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Could you take a punch from Joanna?

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>>73962401
*portions dip*

>>73962493

*portions dip so you get a bit less*

>>73962493
Portionweight champ

>>73962492
lol the basketball players "who the fuck is that guy"

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>>73962401

Upcoming events:

2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>73959356

News:

>Jarred Brooks replaces Neil Seery to fight Ian McCall
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/826126142922948610

>Bunda Queen retires
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/826150152067022848

>Bisping's knee
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/1/30/14441098/pic-michael-bisping-posts-swollen-grotesque-leg-following-knee-surgery-ufc

>>73962525
"Who is that ugly man with a ponytail"

>>73962525
Dudley is 6'7 making over 10 million a year. Joanna needs to fuck the fuck off. This women in sports meme is awful.

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>>73962547

thanks spergy

leah remini needs dat O-N-N-I-T rogan gorrilla dick

>are you staring at my sex nails

Anyone else have the urge to bang Leah Remini in the booty?

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>>73962556
post a picture of your thumb

>>73962569
spergy lol best one

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>>73962547
>Bunda Queen retires
what?

>>73962557
>>73962560
Rogancast has been live for an hour and none of you fags said anything? Cmon man, I depend on /heem/ to alert me of these things.

>>73962578
mother of god, too much ass

>>73962560
the secret to going clear is you put it in her ass

>>73962547
unironically thank you for not starting a second thread this time

>>73962593
it's called an ARSE you fucking leaf

>>73962607
lol I wonder why he didn't?

whatever it was we need to do it every time

>>73962609
true, asses are nice, arses are nasty flat abominations

>>73962609
actually kek'd out loud

>>73962624
do you actually use the word arse

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>Only I can make /heem/ threads

Derek Lewis is such a nignog

This rogancast is boring. Doesnt she know the rogancast is for talking about animals and nature and DMT?

>>73962635
>do you actually use the word arse
do you know any Canadians that say that?

>>73962665
well I'm gonna start

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>>73959897
>female supports the religion that treats women worse than cattle

>>73962624
lol this is brilliant

>>73962683
you have to have a disgusted tone when you use it

>are you a slapper

Calm the fuck down you thirsty hoe. Joe is happily married.

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>>73962656
I know she should stand up and spread her cheeks for the camera Gavin McInnis style

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>>73962693
don't pretend to be me ya fookin goof

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SPICY

joe's balls are definitely sweating

>>73962726

Didnt Elliott say he was moving to 135?

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Leah is legit flirting with Joe

>>73962726

>flyweights

lmao

This bitch is crazy. Probably amazing in the sack

>>73962733
thought so too, maybe they are both going up to 135?

>>73962741
>being this much of a casual

If we get sent to /asp/ I'll start spamming scat on /sp/ honestly, will anyone else join?

Leah wants to 420 blaze it and get freaky

When I eat edibles I think of all the shitty choices I've made in life and all the times I've wronged someone and I feel self-loathing.

>>73962780
i'm getting a real swinger vibe

YOU FROM EYELAND OR IZREYAL OR SOME YOU AINT FROM CANADA

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F

>>73962782
yeah I bet that's because of the weed and not because you're a shitty person or anything right bud

>>73962492
>wmma = wgaf.webm

>>73962401
gooby bless

>>73962782
Switch to water.

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gooby
<---

>>73962932
Fuck off Adan

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>>73962954

gooby
<---

>there are people in this thread right now that think Floyd will beat King Conor

Floyd is a runner, Conor is a hunter. Only a matter of time until he connects with that left hand shot and puts that pussy to sleep.

>>73962739
whos this chick

>>73962977
Just like the one time Conor put Nate to sleep, oh wai...

>>73962983
it makes me happy to think about you scrounging around on the internet for more adan stuff lol

like legitimately makes me smug rashad

when I type makes you do dumb stuff. that is awesome

>>73962983
Lol, he's going to be spamming reports to mods

I understand why Leah is so thirsty lads

http://www.inquisitr.com/2540159/leah-remini-calls-husband-angelo-pagan-a-serial-cheater-says-mother-was-a-promiscuous-drug-user/

>>73962998
DELET

*portions dip*

Call Kelsey's and report Adan has been contaminating food with pubic hair

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This is Jessica Andrade's wife. She took Jessica's last name. They even have a son together.

>>73963017
lmao that godamn scoundrel

>>73963017
He already admitted to spitting in food. I have it screencapped but I havent done anything with it yet.

>>73963034
Wow

>>73963034
*dips a nacho in the dip that was portioned for you and eats it and then serves you the lessened portion of dip at full price*

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Post your face when Adan got the lamest job of all

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1DdAJI_3t7xhTsao4zQRzLOajjT9nzl5OBR4UofUK-uM/edit#slide=id.p

>>73963026
All brazilian wmma's are lesbos desu

>>73963051

*portions you dip that is too hot*

>>73963051
how do you find this stuff

>>73963067
he spends time scrounging around lmao it's unreal

>>73963067
google

>>73963051
seems like he's around many muslims, someone call his peers and tell them Adan said mohammed is a pigfucker pedophile

You guys see the odds for TJ vs Cody?

TJ -130
Cody Even

>>73963051
Isn't Adan in jail for a shooting?

Also how many areers has Kavanugh ruined now?
>Aisling-Brain damage under his training
>Paddy got AIDS from him
>Telling Gunnar to go to the ground with Maia
>also given Gunnar numerous injuries taking years off his career
>Conor is about to go full JUST and you know this

Only good fighter right now is Artem.

WTF I hate Bart Simpson now!

*quietly portions a bit of dip for himself when no one is looking*

>>73963100
>>Telling Gunnar to go to the ground with Maia
I refuse to believe that Kavy told Gunni to do this. Gunni did this on his own

>>73963078
Kek I even found at what kelsey restaurant he works at exactly lmao

>>73963129
so did i. all these businesses are near each other.

Bader just announced he resigned with the UFC. He said Bellator didn't want anything to do with him. Same with WSOF,Titan,and even RFA/Legacy.Feels bad.

>>73963129
>>73963140

RUH ROH RAGGY

>>73963129
>>73963140
/heem/ meetup at Kelseys? everyone book your flights. Don't order the dip though

>>73963156
no no no, order the dip, it's good

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>>73963100
>>Conor is about to go full JUST and you know this

>>73963141
Bader = WGAF. seriously he's reaching Jared Rosholt levels of entertainment cancer

>>73963140
Its amazing how easily you can track someone these days with just little information as given in the pic where he portions the dips

Have you also tracked his house?

>>73963156
Some day I will come, I was already planning to immigrate to canada(not even kidding)

You think I could find a job in ottawa?

>>73963141
wow that is the definition of JUST

>>73963171
are you a hard worker

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brendan schaub

>>73963171
>You think I could find a job in ottawa
I don't know, Ontario is totally gay ass I have never been there

>>73963185
I can portion some precise dips

>>73963196
where you live

I'd like to move somewhere innawoods

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>>73963208
Beautiful British Columbia lad, all the woods, mountains, lakes, and rivers you can imagine

>>73963189
Damn!!! Schaub is a HUNK ;)... now I know why they call him "Big Brown"... YUMMY!

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beg me

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>>73963242
>5'3
>because of promotion take and inch or even two
>5'2 or 5'1 in person

>>73963242
the dude has literally fought at 115lb, he's going to be tiny in there with McCall

>>73963171
>tfw you've stalked down Joanna house but can't be sure cause streetview is from 2013

>>73963248
I fucking love that place so much I would move in a heartbeat if I could

You think it would be possible to get a job in some random town there? Thinking bout just buying a plane ticket and going somwhere there. Just been scared that I would die of no shelter or food

>>73963287
doesnt she live in some commieblock

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*blocks your path*

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>>73963290
you can do anything if you believe

>>73963318
*turns 350 degrees and walks away*

>>73963301
She lives in a capitalism block that's why it was easy to find. I just looked over Olsztyn's block neighbourhoods for modern block of her type and then streetviewed for view from her balcony to make sure which one it was. But without modern streetview can't be sure, because her block was being build in 2013

>>73963290
let's build a cabin at high elevation and train bro

we can hunt elk together

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rate

>>73962401
Is this where people discuss MMA, the sport for REAL men?

>>73963341
That picture is shopped, no way Artem's arms are that long

>>73963329
>then streetviewed for view from her balcony to make sure which one it was
Kek thats similiar as to how I found adan' workplace

>>73963330
If only that was possible

a man can dream right lad

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Why African men so dominant in the sport of Mixed Martial Arts

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>>73963378
Chimp outs

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>>73963378

>>73963355
https://www.google.pl/maps/place/Mroza+23,+10-692+Olsztyn/@53.7374491,20.4971935,431m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x46e27896ec9c6cfd:0x48c36ddab3e0a984!8m2!3d53.737789!4d20.498245?hl=pl

I'm pretty sure it's either this block or the same looking one north of it and holy shit is her apartment tiny, she must not spend much of her fight money

Woodley is NIGGER

>>73963389
Overeem is mixed. The white in him made him a pussy

>>73963404
good post

>>73963287
She's in Florida right now. There's nothing you can do to protect her.

>>73963391
commieblocks are so fkin ugly look at that neighbourhood does she seriously live there

>>73963055
same in wnba

not surprising sports attracts bulldykes

even less surprising for a fighting sport

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Imagine being such a goof that you pick Edward "Big Boy" Alvarez to beat Conor McGregor and THEN, only a matter of months later you go and pick Donald """"""Cowboy""""""" Cerrone to beat Jorge Masvidal

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Can anyone please explain to me the Masvidal Make UFC Great Again meme? Also why are all Ricans and Cubans so pro Trump? Hopefully Jorge doesn't all anyone bitchass nigga like Danny Garcias dad did.

>>73963449
She must be really stingy with her money

>>73963479
Cubans and hispanics are generally very wary of left wing politics

>>73963456
Bigger goofs picked old man BlowJob Pennis and just a week later old man Andrei Arlovski

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>>73963435
floridabro here
is coralsprings on?

joanna is a couple minutes from your house

>>73963411
The chimp made him take roids

>>73963506
kek do you literally know where everyone lives

You also know where phil lives bud?

>>73963506

Get her to sign a picture of Schaub, and to do a Q&A on heem.

>>73963514
wow he found out coral springs lives in coral springs and ATT is in florida

THE MADMAN

>>73963535
no no I remember him posting a picture of correl springs house

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>>73963506
Springs here. Not going to drive to her house. If I see her around town I'll for sure ask her to shout out /heem/. Don't want to accidentally dox myself and become the next Adan though.

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>tfw Phil started ignoring Susan
breaks my heart every time I think about it

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>>73963575
>i'll never move to the US
>i'll never enjoy comfy innawoods scenery and hunt elk
>i'll never enjoy heems on a regular basis without being sleep deprived
kill me

>>73963564
yeah you def dont want that bud the fact that dockie could probably drive his crane right by your house is scary enough

>>73963598
comfy innawoods is nice dude. Do you have any skills at all? Like could you put up drywall?

>>73963564
No I mean she's training at Coconut Creek ATT

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why are Americans so short?

>>73963514
Kek I haven't seen Phil mentioned in like a year

>>73963655
>hanging sheetrock
>a skill

Lol that shit is a day laborer tier job.

>>73963703
lmaooooooooo fdb

>>73963702
hes a foreigner who wants to save up enough to buy a ticket and move here dude lol

he should be able to do that at the very least

>>73963703
>flaunting a fake cehst
jesus fucking christ why do women do this

>>73963655
Nope the houses here arent made from just wood bro

>>73963598
you can stay with me in vero beach, as long as you're white

>>73963703
Why is she pretending like she has confidence and dignity. Just do porn already.

Is Kflo the most consistent fight picker?

>>73963830
i wonder who he steals his picks from

>>73963189

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLZaL-L92-U

>>73963830
Robin Black is the correct answer.

Look who's home from school!

The Moose cannot UFC in Murica because of Trump..
http://www.epicmma.nl/2017/01/ook-gegard-mousasi-mogelijk-slachtoffer.html?m=1#more

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>>73963506
you amateurs

>>73964048
THE ALL AMERICAN WINS AGAIN

>>73964067
fuck off weirdo

>>73962425

Want to know what the funny thing is? He used to be all over Aldo's nuts until he got KO'd in 13 seconds.

>>73964048
Dana is gonna work things out on his monthly phone call with Donald.

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>>73964048
AMERICA FUCK YEAH

COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY, YEAH

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>>73964083
how am i the weird one? im just doing what everybody else is doing

>>73964124
i posted a map from coral springs to ATT gym your posting home addresses fuck off weirdo

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>Mac Gregor heems Maywedder in the 1st
>Unites the WBC and UFC belts
>Brings in an era of peace to combat sports

Trump aside, this will be the best year in human history!

>>73964141

You are a confused individual

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>>73964135
its public info you goof. readily available to all the rapist of the world

>>73964154
relax it was just a prank

>>73964067
What addresses are those ?

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>>73964151

You gotta point those thoughts out in the universe. Law of attraction, you pessimist.

>>73964176

Idiot

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>>73964067

What website is this?

How do I into heem guys

>>73964141
>Trump aside

What did you mean by this?

>Smiling Sam Alvey is top 15 in the world

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>>73964201

Alvely vs Theodurou 2 will do Mayweather numbers

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>>73964201

>yfw you're a ranked fighter but call out someone who only has 1 win in the UFC

>>73964169
>>73964189
wouldnt you like to know

Ngannou should fight Derrick Lewis next.

>>73964221
no, they should never fight. derrick lewis will stay between #10 and #20 for the rest of his career and be happy. ngannou will be the greatest heavyweight of all time

>>73964221

He should fight for the title next

>>73964229
>ngannou will be the greatest heavyweight of all time

His chin is suspect.

>>73964216
POST HIS WIFE

>>73964237
>His chin is suspect.

Lol I bet you picked Arlovski to win

>>73964243

>suspect checking chins
>picking Arlovski

really made me think.

>>73964237
>never been heemed

That's less suspect than 90% of HW's on the roster

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>>73964237
you have a suspect chin

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>tfw only Moose left to root for

If he fucks up I'll be officially out of my boys in UFC. Gonna have to swap to memetor.

>>73964233
He's not ready, he'd get destroyed. He's got the tools but not the technique, they should let the guy develop before tossing him into the wolf pit.

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>>73964275
What happened to your other boyos ? Isn't Stiopic your boy ?

>>73964282
>He's not ready, he'd get destroyed

No he wouldn't.

>He doesn't have the technique

For sure he does, that counter he landed on Arlovski was slick.

He's ready for the title.

>>73964275
sorry iranians are BANNED

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>>73964221
can a black guy get BLACKED?

>>73964330
Only if one of them is a cornbread muthafucker Uncle Tom ass redwood nigga.

Between Ngannou and Lewis I guess Francis is the realer nigga

>>73964358

I was laughing hard as fuck when Brock called Jones unprofessional for using the same """""dick pills""""" he used.

Next time your BIG STEROID HEAD

SEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73964296

They got BTFO.

Stipe is not Croatian. He's boring to watch anyway.

>>73964371
carwin vs. lesnar was on fox sunday
reddit was absolutely destroying him until he gassed completely

>>73964311
Ben Rothwell would knock him out.

>>73964394
stipe isn't boring

his only boring ufc fights were roy and gonzaga,

>>73964396
I watched that with my family. My mom is a big Brock fan and she said wow that other guy's gloves are 5X.

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>People rating Khaboom
>People rating Shevchenko
>People rating Waterson

>>73964409

k

ngannou has 0 damage compared to the rest of the top 10 wewlads

what would be the best camp for him

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>people think Mayweather can handle McGregor's movement.

Floyd lost the first fight with Maidana, movement is the bane of boxing

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how awful was that last fight companion, I wasn't pleased with it at all so I downvoted it

>>73964479
Last few minutes with Joe getting mad and ending the stream was funny

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>>73964479
>callen
won't even give it a shot

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Now we need Weidman to get that W

>>73962569
reem so much fun to watch

>>73964519

>McGregor was on welfare
>Honda lived in her car
>Nganouu was homeless

That boy is going to be the next big thing

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>>73964275
What about /reem/?

>>73964554
>Weidman lived with his parents

>>73964565
>>73964554

Neets confirmed potential goats

>>73964586
All the best fighters are ex-NEETs, because they have nothing to do but train. Look at what BJ Penn accomplished in just a few years of training.

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Any confirmation on who she is fighting next?

>>73964609
this dick

>>73964600
this is why megan anderson will be a ufc champ

>>73963702
see bud? >>73963736
>>73963792


he can't

>>73964530
remember when weidman was saying he wanted to fight jon jones

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>>73964609
potato on the left could get the dick 2bh. she looks pretty thiccc

>>73964629

>>>/tv/

>>73964275
>that appearance
>born in iran

you have to go back

>>73964669
fuck you gegard is cool

>>73964641
whats that got to do with tv? they like thicc chicks? if so im in

>>73964680

pedo

>even Gooby knows boxing is better than MMA

UFC 208 EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4iTQxRWKOw

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>>73964699
dang, didnt even consider that. that chick could be anywhere from 16 to 22

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>FIVE(5) white champs

>>73964757
Does this number count Mighty Mouse?

>>73964765
it counts ngannou

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>>73964757

>>73964757
Slavs and Irish aren't white ya goof

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>Romero next
>Ngannou next
>Tfw we hold monopoly over the big boi belts while whitebois are proud of being "135 lbs" champ

Lol wew

Official MMA race rankings

White > Black >> Brazilian >>>> Latinos >>>>>>>> Rest

Conor McGregor

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Who has the worst looking tattoos in the UFC?

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>>73964518
>>73964479
webm related is joe ending it kek

is a wanker

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>>73964813

>>73964808
DC is the biggest Uncle Tom alive

>>73964822
IS THE GOAT

>>73964827

Kona Magiga by far.

>>73964275
is moose even allowed back in the country now?

>>73964827
Robbie Lawler

>>73964829
>Guest tells Joe is Netflix special was only ok

>>73964843
yes have you seen the riots across the country lol

>>73964840
>worse than cody
>worse than platinum

nah, at least conor can hide that monstrosity on his chest with a nice suit. cody still looks like Grade A white trash all dressed up

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please popularize this webm for me /heem/

Every tattoo is shite. Objectively and unironically.

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>>73964906
Even this one ?

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>>73964840

How would Masvidal vs either of the Diaz brothers go? I think he beats them both by being more well rounded.

casual test. Name 5 fighters without tattoos

Hard mode: No Stephen Thompson/Sage Northcutt

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>>73964970

>>73964906
Yeap there are two (2) type of tattoos out there

1.Bad Tattoos
2.Tattoos that are so bad that they're good

>>73964981
Chael Sonnen
Fedor
Lyoto Machida
Urijah Faber
Jacare

>>73964978
Fighters with a boxing base are the diaz bros. dream or muay thai base

>>73964991
>2.Tattoos that are so bad that they're good
see mr. cool ice

>>73962492
Of course I could, I weigh 200lbs and she weighs like 125 tops. She doesn't hit hard for her weight class, let alone a male that would probably be a 185lber going by weight classes.

She is one of the rare females with hands, though. I wouldn't want to try trading punches with her.

>>73962726
Poor Smolka's gonna get memed on again

>>73964981
Nate, Nick, Ngannou, Arlovski, JDS

>>73964981
Luke Rockhold
Rory MacDonald
TJ Dillashaw
Gegard Mousasi
Fedor Emelianenko

>>73965040
>TJ Dillashaw

Wrong!

>>73964981
Cody
Conor
Knight
Brock
CM Punk

>>73964981
Forrest Griffin
Rich Franklin
Nick
Nate
Alexa Grasso

>>73964981
Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub

>>73965046
Where?

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>>73965040
>TJ Dillashaw

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>>73965073

>>73965046
Shieet I watched his fight against Lineker and didn't even remember him having a tattoo

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>>73965083
yeah it's pretty shitty and forgettable

>>73965082
Christ
Why

>>73965132
smoking that devil's lettuce with duane up in the rockies

>>73964981
Cody Garbrandt
Max Holloway
Conor McGregor
Anthony Pettis
Ross Pearson

>>73964371
well, while it is ironic, Brock isnt necessarily wrong for calling Jones unprofessional.

I mean, Brock was unprofessional for sure that doesnt mean that he cant say that Jones was unprofessional.

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>not posting the GOAT mma tat

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>>73964983
>mcmann.jpg

Tyron Woodley

>>73965067
>Nick
>Nate

i bet they have matching cannabis leaves on their hip or some shit

>>73965186
Is going to heem Stephen

>>73965176

>look at me

>>73965212
Naw they're probably cigar burns

what your eyes

>>73965232
best quote

>>73965243
>not so fast, didnt-graduate-high-school

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Is she natty?

>>73965257
You have to go back

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>>73962401
another fantastic thread, killing it my man

>>73965260
As it stands, 2.02 million is tied with UFC on FOX 12: Lawler vs. Brown for the third-lowest overnight rating for a FOX show. The previous low for any January FOX card was last year, when Anthony Johnson’s win vs. Ryan Bader averaged 2.65 million viewers (with a 2.43 million overnight mark). The only live sports competition for UFC on FOX 23 was an NBA primetime special featuring the Golden State Warriors against the Los Angeles Clippers, which averaged 2.58 million viewers and was a one-sided game by halftime. A CBS episode of 48 Hours topped network TV ratings with just over 5 million viewers.

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>>73965260
No

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WTF???!!! I HATE MASVIDAL NOW!!!!

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>>73962422
Schaub bless brother. You made me proud.

hey I'm going to the UFC Fight Night thingy in Houston this weekend w/ the boys
how early should I get there? are any of the earlier fights worth watching?
this shit's new to me, I just wanna have fun =)

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>>73965277
>#hillaryisacommiewhore

>>73965270
how many people in the world do you think watched it

i have FOX and i still streamed it online

>>73965282

the difference between me and you in politics is i get my information from well established and credible sources

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>>73965293
I bet you watch CNN

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Alotta #fakenews agents here on heem who shill for a guy named Brandon Swab

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>>73965280
lol
it might be busy there is some stupid nfl game in houston on sunday

>>73963355
did you call that kelseys yet

>>73965299
I bet he doesn't lol

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Yoel Romero

>>73965306
i hope there's a lot of grappling and rubbing in this one lads

>>73965306

Herrig wins this one I feel

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>>73965321

>>73965325
>>73965336
alexa has been boxing for 20 years and it really shows, she's trying to become an mma fighter, she could totally get subbed by that nasty cunt herrig

>>73965345

See you soon

BOI!