no news boys no fights fuck u goof>>73959356
gooby bless
>>73962401
Schaub is God. 25 seconds until the timer runs out so I'm not going to be first with the message. FML.
Moooooddddddssssss
https://streamable.com/fjwvz
>>73962422
You did it!
schooby bless
"This past year a routine brain scan showed up evidence of an abnormality, the remnant of a small haemorrhage that had taken place at some point in the months previous. It would be unlikely I would be medically cleared to compete again, even in the event I could find a doctor who would clear me it would be very unwise for me to continue to compete with the risks involved.
"My career has ended prematurely but I’m very grateful for my long list of achievements, I am and will always be ‘Ais the first’ for so many things, my legacy set in stone in the history of Irish mixed martial arts. I am the countries first ever world champion, the first and only female to ever do it. I have and always will give back to the sport which has given me so much.
>>73962447
What's the significance of this clip?
>>73962472
First Paddy and now her. What's going on in Ireland?
>>73962480
she's hitting herself
Could you take a punch from Joanna?
>>73962401
*portions dip*
>>73962493
*portions dip so you get a bit less*
>>73962493
Portionweight champ
>>73962492
lol the basketball players "who the fuck is that guy"
>>73962401
Upcoming events:
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
Previous thread: >>73959356
News:
>Jarred Brooks replaces Neil Seery to fight Ian McCall
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/826126142922948610
>Bunda Queen retires
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/826150152067022848
>Bisping's knee
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/1/30/14441098/pic-michael-bisping-posts-swollen-grotesque-leg-following-knee-surgery-ufc
>>73962525
"Who is that ugly man with a ponytail"
>>73962525
Dudley is 6'7 making over 10 million a year. Joanna needs to fuck the fuck off. This women in sports meme is awful.
>>73962547
thanks spergy
leah remini needs dat O-N-N-I-T rogan gorrilla dick
>are you staring at my sex nails
Anyone else have the urge to bang Leah Remini in the booty?
>>73962556
post a picture of your thumb
>>73962569
spergy lol best one
>>73962547
>Bunda Queen retires
what?
>>73962557
>>73962560
Rogancast has been live for an hour and none of you fags said anything? Cmon man, I depend on /heem/ to alert me of these things.
>>73962578
mother of god, too much ass
>>73962560
the secret to going clear is you put it in her ass
>>73962547
unironically thank you for not starting a second thread this time
>>73962593
it's called an ARSE you fucking leaf
>>73962607
lol I wonder why he didn't?
whatever it was we need to do it every time
>>73962609
true, asses are nice, arses are nasty flat abominations
>>73962609
actually kek'd out loud
>>73962624
do you actually use the word arse
>Only I can make /heem/ threads
Derek Lewis is such a nignog
This rogancast is boring. Doesnt she know the rogancast is for talking about animals and nature and DMT?
>>73962635
>do you actually use the word arse
do you know any Canadians that say that?
>>73962665
well I'm gonna start
>>73959897
>female supports the religion that treats women worse than cattle
>>73962624
lol this is brilliant
>>73962683
you have to have a disgusted tone when you use it
>are you a slapper
Calm the fuck down you thirsty hoe. Joe is happily married.
>>73962656
I know she should stand up and spread her cheeks for the camera Gavin McInnis style
>>73962693
don't pretend to be me ya fookin goof
SPICY
joe's balls are definitely sweating
>>73962726
Didnt Elliott say he was moving to 135?
Leah is legit flirting with Joe
>>73962726
>flyweights
lmao
This bitch is crazy. Probably amazing in the sack
>>73962733
thought so too, maybe they are both going up to 135?
>>73962741
>being this much of a casual
If we get sent to /asp/ I'll start spamming scat on /sp/ honestly, will anyone else join?
Leah wants to 420 blaze it and get freaky
When I eat edibles I think of all the shitty choices I've made in life and all the times I've wronged someone and I feel self-loathing.
>>73962780
i'm getting a real swinger vibe
YOU FROM EYELAND OR IZREYAL OR SOME YOU AINT FROM CANADA
F
>>73962782
yeah I bet that's because of the weed and not because you're a shitty person or anything right bud
>>73962492
>wmma = wgaf.webm
>>73962401
gooby bless
>>73962782
Switch to water.
gooby
<---
>>73962932
Fuck off Adan
>>73962954
gooby
<---
>there are people in this thread right now that think Floyd will beat King Conor
Floyd is a runner, Conor is a hunter. Only a matter of time until he connects with that left hand shot and puts that pussy to sleep.
>>73962739
whos this chick
>>73962977
Just like the one time Conor put Nate to sleep, oh wai...
>>73962983
it makes me happy to think about you scrounging around on the internet for more adan stuff lol
like legitimately makes me smug rashad
when I type makes you do dumb stuff. that is awesome
>>73962983
Lol, he's going to be spamming reports to mods
I understand why Leah is so thirsty lads
http://www.inquisitr.com/2540159/leah-remini-calls-husband-angelo-pagan-a-serial-cheater-says-mother-was-a-promiscuous-drug-user/
>>73962998
DELET
*portions dip*
Call Kelsey's and report Adan has been contaminating food with pubic hair
This is Jessica Andrade's wife. She took Jessica's last name. They even have a son together.
>>73963017
lmao that godamn scoundrel
>>73963017
He already admitted to spitting in food. I have it screencapped but I havent done anything with it yet.
>>73963034
Wow
>>73963034
*dips a nacho in the dip that was portioned for you and eats it and then serves you the lessened portion of dip at full price*
Post your face when Adan got the lamest job of all
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1DdAJI_3t7xhTsao4zQRzLOajjT9nzl5OBR4UofUK-uM/edit#slide=id.p
>>73963026
All brazilian wmma's are lesbos desu
>>73963051
*portions you dip that is too hot*
>>73963051
how do you find this stuff
>>73963067
he spends time scrounging around lmao it's unreal
>>73963067
>>73963051
seems like he's around many muslims, someone call his peers and tell them Adan said mohammed is a pigfucker pedophile
You guys see the odds for TJ vs Cody?
TJ -130
Cody Even
>>73963051
Isn't Adan in jail for a shooting?
Also how many areers has Kavanugh ruined now?
>Aisling-Brain damage under his training
>Paddy got AIDS from him
>Telling Gunnar to go to the ground with Maia
>also given Gunnar numerous injuries taking years off his career
>Conor is about to go full JUST and you know this
Only good fighter right now is Artem.
WTF I hate Bart Simpson now!
*quietly portions a bit of dip for himself when no one is looking*
>>73963100
>>Telling Gunnar to go to the ground with Maia
I refuse to believe that Kavy told Gunni to do this. Gunni did this on his own
>>73963078
Kek I even found at what kelsey restaurant he works at exactly lmao
>>73963129
so did i. all these businesses are near each other.
Bader just announced he resigned with the UFC. He said Bellator didn't want anything to do with him. Same with WSOF,Titan,and even RFA/Legacy.Feels bad.
>>73963129
>>73963140
RUH ROH RAGGY
>>73963129
>>73963140
/heem/ meetup at Kelseys? everyone book your flights. Don't order the dip though
>>73963156
no no no, order the dip, it's good
>>73963100
>>Conor is about to go full JUST and you know this
>>73963141
Bader = WGAF. seriously he's reaching Jared Rosholt levels of entertainment cancer
>>73963140
Its amazing how easily you can track someone these days with just little information as given in the pic where he portions the dips
Have you also tracked his house?
>>73963156
Some day I will come, I was already planning to immigrate to canada(not even kidding)
You think I could find a job in ottawa?
>>73963141
wow that is the definition of JUST
>>73963171
are you a hard worker
brendan schaub
>>73963171
>You think I could find a job in ottawa
I don't know, Ontario is totally gay ass I have never been there
>>73963185
I can portion some precise dips
>>73963196
where you live
I'd like to move somewhere innawoods
>>73963208
Beautiful British Columbia lad, all the woods, mountains, lakes, and rivers you can imagine
>>73963189
Damn!!! Schaub is a HUNK ;)... now I know why they call him "Big Brown"... YUMMY!
beg me
>>73963242
>5'3
>because of promotion take and inch or even two
>5'2 or 5'1 in person
>>73963242
the dude has literally fought at 115lb, he's going to be tiny in there with McCall
>>73963171
>tfw you've stalked down Joanna house but can't be sure cause streetview is from 2013
>>73963248
I fucking love that place so much I would move in a heartbeat if I could
You think it would be possible to get a job in some random town there? Thinking bout just buying a plane ticket and going somwhere there. Just been scared that I would die of no shelter or food
>>73963287
doesnt she live in some commieblock
*blocks your path*
>>73963290
you can do anything if you believe
>>73963318
*turns 350 degrees and walks away*
>>73963301
She lives in a capitalism block that's why it was easy to find. I just looked over Olsztyn's block neighbourhoods for modern block of her type and then streetviewed for view from her balcony to make sure which one it was. But without modern streetview can't be sure, because her block was being build in 2013
>>73963290
let's build a cabin at high elevation and train bro
we can hunt elk together
rate
>>73962401
Is this where people discuss MMA, the sport for REAL men?
>>73963341
That picture is shopped, no way Artem's arms are that long
>>73963329
>then streetviewed for view from her balcony to make sure which one it was
Kek thats similiar as to how I found adan' workplace
>>73963330
If only that was possible
a man can dream right lad
Why African men so dominant in the sport of Mixed Martial Arts
>>73963378
Chimp outs
>>73963378
>>73963355
https://www.google.pl/maps/place/Mroza+23,+10-692+Olsztyn/@53.7374491,20.4971935,431m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x46e27896ec9c6cfd:0x48c36ddab3e0a984!8m2!3d53.737789!4d20.498245?hl=pl
I'm pretty sure it's either this block or the same looking one north of it and holy shit is her apartment tiny, she must not spend much of her fight money
Woodley is NIGGER
>>73963389
Overeem is mixed. The white in him made him a pussy
>>73963404
good post
>>73963287
She's in Florida right now. There's nothing you can do to protect her.
>>73963391
commieblocks are so fkin ugly look at that neighbourhood does she seriously live there
>>73963055
same in wnba
not surprising sports attracts bulldykes
even less surprising for a fighting sport
Imagine being such a goof that you pick Edward "Big Boy" Alvarez to beat Conor McGregor and THEN, only a matter of months later you go and pick Donald """"""Cowboy""""""" Cerrone to beat Jorge Masvidal
Can anyone please explain to me the Masvidal Make UFC Great Again meme? Also why are all Ricans and Cubans so pro Trump? Hopefully Jorge doesn't all anyone bitchass nigga like Danny Garcias dad did.
>>73963449
She must be really stingy with her money
>>73963479
Cubans and hispanics are generally very wary of left wing politics
>>73963456
Bigger goofs picked old man BlowJob Pennis and just a week later old man Andrei Arlovski
>>73963435
floridabro here
is coralsprings on?
joanna is a couple minutes from your house
>>73963411
The chimp made him take roids
>>73963506
kek do you literally know where everyone lives
You also know where phil lives bud?
>>73963506
Get her to sign a picture of Schaub, and to do a Q&A on heem.
>>73963514
wow he found out coral springs lives in coral springs and ATT is in florida
THE MADMAN
>>73963535
no no I remember him posting a picture of correl springs house
>>73963506
Springs here. Not going to drive to her house. If I see her around town I'll for sure ask her to shout out /heem/. Don't want to accidentally dox myself and become the next Adan though.
>tfw Phil started ignoring Susan
breaks my heart every time I think about it
>>73963575
>i'll never move to the US
>i'll never enjoy comfy innawoods scenery and hunt elk
>i'll never enjoy heems on a regular basis without being sleep deprived
kill me
>>73963564
yeah you def dont want that bud the fact that dockie could probably drive his crane right by your house is scary enough
>>73963598
comfy innawoods is nice dude. Do you have any skills at all? Like could you put up drywall?
>>73963564
No I mean she's training at Coconut Creek ATT
why are Americans so short?
>>73963514
Kek I haven't seen Phil mentioned in like a year
>>73963655
>hanging sheetrock
>a skill
Lol that shit is a day laborer tier job.
>>73963703
lmaooooooooo fdb
>>73963702
hes a foreigner who wants to save up enough to buy a ticket and move here dude lol
he should be able to do that at the very least
>>73963703
>flaunting a fake cehst
jesus fucking christ why do women do this
>>73963655
Nope the houses here arent made from just wood bro
>>73963598
you can stay with me in vero beach, as long as you're white
>>73963703
Why is she pretending like she has confidence and dignity. Just do porn already.
Is Kflo the most consistent fight picker?
>>73963830
i wonder who he steals his picks from
>>73963189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLZaL-L92-U
>>73963830
Robin Black is the correct answer.
Look who's home from school!
The Moose cannot UFC in Murica because of Trump..
http://www.epicmma.nl/2017/01/ook-gegard-mousasi-mogelijk-slachtoffer.html?m=1#more
>>73963506
you amateurs
>>73964048
THE ALL AMERICAN WINS AGAIN
>>73964067
fuck off weirdo
>>73962425
Want to know what the funny thing is? He used to be all over Aldo's nuts until he got KO'd in 13 seconds.
>>73964048
Dana is gonna work things out on his monthly phone call with Donald.
>>73964048
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY, YEAH
>>73964083
how am i the weird one? im just doing what everybody else is doing
>>73964124
i posted a map from coral springs to ATT gym your posting home addresses fuck off weirdo
>Mac Gregor heems Maywedder in the 1st
>Unites the WBC and UFC belts
>Brings in an era of peace to combat sports
Trump aside, this will be the best year in human history!
>>73964141
You are a confused individual
>>73964135
its public info you goof. readily available to all the rapist of the world
>>73964154
relax it was just a prank
>>73964067
What addresses are those ?
>>73964151
You gotta point those thoughts out in the universe. Law of attraction, you pessimist.
>>73964176
Idiot
>>73964067
What website is this?
How do I into heem guys
>>73964141
>Trump aside
What did you mean by this?
>Smiling Sam Alvey is top 15 in the world
>>73964201
Alvely vs Theodurou 2 will do Mayweather numbers
>>73964201
>yfw you're a ranked fighter but call out someone who only has 1 win in the UFC
>>73964169
>>73964189
wouldnt you like to know
Ngannou should fight Derrick Lewis next.
>>73964221
no, they should never fight. derrick lewis will stay between #10 and #20 for the rest of his career and be happy. ngannou will be the greatest heavyweight of all time
>>73964221
He should fight for the title next
>>73964229
>ngannou will be the greatest heavyweight of all time
His chin is suspect.
>>73964216
POST HIS WIFE
>>73964237
>His chin is suspect.
Lol I bet you picked Arlovski to win
>>73964243
>suspect checking chins
>picking Arlovski
really made me think.
>>73964237
>never been heemed
That's less suspect than 90% of HW's on the roster
>>73964237
you have a suspect chin
>tfw only Moose left to root for
If he fucks up I'll be officially out of my boys in UFC. Gonna have to swap to memetor.
>>73964233
He's not ready, he'd get destroyed. He's got the tools but not the technique, they should let the guy develop before tossing him into the wolf pit.
>>73964275
What happened to your other boyos ? Isn't Stiopic your boy ?
>>73964282
>He's not ready, he'd get destroyed
No he wouldn't.
>He doesn't have the technique
For sure he does, that counter he landed on Arlovski was slick.
He's ready for the title.
>>73964275
sorry iranians are BANNED
>>73964221
can a black guy get BLACKED?
>>73964330
Only if one of them is a cornbread muthafucker Uncle Tom ass redwood nigga.
Between Ngannou and Lewis I guess Francis is the realer nigga
>>73964358
I was laughing hard as fuck when Brock called Jones unprofessional for using the same """""dick pills""""" he used.
Next time your BIG STEROID HEAD
SEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73964296
They got BTFO.
Stipe is not Croatian. He's boring to watch anyway.
>>73964371
carwin vs. lesnar was on fox sunday
reddit was absolutely destroying him until he gassed completely
>>73964311
Ben Rothwell would knock him out.
>>73964394
stipe isn't boring
his only boring ufc fights were roy and gonzaga,
>>73964396
I watched that with my family. My mom is a big Brock fan and she said wow that other guy's gloves are 5X.
>People rating Khaboom
>People rating Shevchenko
>People rating Waterson
ngannou has 0 damage compared to the rest of the top 10 wewlads
what would be the best camp for him
>people think Mayweather can handle McGregor's movement.
Floyd lost the first fight with Maidana, movement is the bane of boxing
how awful was that last fight companion, I wasn't pleased with it at all so I downvoted it
>>73964479
Last few minutes with Joe getting mad and ending the stream was funny
>>73964479
>callen
won't even give it a shot
Now we need Weidman to get that W
>>73962569
reem so much fun to watch
>>73964519
>McGregor was on welfare
>Honda lived in her car
>Nganouu was homeless
That boy is going to be the next big thing
>>73964275
What about /reem/?
>>73964554
>Weidman lived with his parents
>>73964565
>>73964554
Neets confirmed potential goats
>>73964586
All the best fighters are ex-NEETs, because they have nothing to do but train. Look at what BJ Penn accomplished in just a few years of training.
Any confirmation on who she is fighting next?
>>73964609
this dick
>>73964600
this is why megan anderson will be a ufc champ
>>73963702
see bud? >>73963736
>>73963792
he can't
>>73964530
remember when weidman was saying he wanted to fight jon jones
>>73964609
potato on the left could get the dick 2bh. she looks pretty thiccc
>>73964275
>that appearance
>born in iran
you have to go back
>>73964669
fuck you gegard is cool
>>73964641
whats that got to do with tv? they like thicc chicks? if so im in
>>73964680
pedo
>even Gooby knows boxing is better than MMA
UFC 208 EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4iTQxRWKOw
>>73964699
dang, didnt even consider that. that chick could be anywhere from 16 to 22
>FIVE(5) white champs
>>73964757
Does this number count Mighty Mouse?
>>73964765
it counts ngannou
>>73964757
>>73964757
Slavs and Irish aren't white ya goof
>Romero next
>Ngannou next
>Tfw we hold monopoly over the big boi belts while whitebois are proud of being "135 lbs" champ
Lol wew
Official MMA race rankings
White > Black >> Brazilian >>>> Latinos >>>>>>>> Rest
Conor McGregor
Who has the worst looking tattoos in the UFC?
>>73964518
>>73964479
webm related is joe ending it kek
is a wanker
>>73964813
>>73964808
DC is the biggest Uncle Tom alive
>>73964822
IS THE GOAT
>>73964827
Kona Magiga by far.
>>73964275
is moose even allowed back in the country now?
>>73964827
Robbie Lawler
>>73964829
>Guest tells Joe is Netflix special was only ok
>>73964843
yes have you seen the riots across the country lol
>>73964840
>worse than cody
>worse than platinum
nah, at least conor can hide that monstrosity on his chest with a nice suit. cody still looks like Grade A white trash all dressed up
please popularize this webm for me /heem/
Every tattoo is shite. Objectively and unironically.
>>73964906
Even this one ?
How would Masvidal vs either of the Diaz brothers go? I think he beats them both by being more well rounded.
casual test. Name 5 fighters without tattoos
Hard mode: No Stephen Thompson/Sage Northcutt
>>73964970
>>73964906
Yeap there are two (2) type of tattoos out there
1.Bad Tattoos
2.Tattoos that are so bad that they're good
>>73964981
Chael Sonnen
Fedor
Lyoto Machida
Urijah Faber
Jacare
>>73964978
Fighters with a boxing base are the diaz bros. dream or muay thai base
>>73964991
>2.Tattoos that are so bad that they're good
see mr. cool ice
>>73962492
Of course I could, I weigh 200lbs and she weighs like 125 tops. She doesn't hit hard for her weight class, let alone a male that would probably be a 185lber going by weight classes.
She is one of the rare females with hands, though. I wouldn't want to try trading punches with her.
>>73962726
Poor Smolka's gonna get memed on again
>>73964981
Nate, Nick, Ngannou, Arlovski, JDS
>>73964981
Luke Rockhold
Rory MacDonald
TJ Dillashaw
Gegard Mousasi
Fedor Emelianenko
>>73965040
>TJ Dillashaw
Wrong!
>>73964981
Cody
Conor
Knight
Brock
CM Punk
>>73964981
Forrest Griffin
Rich Franklin
Nick
Nate
Alexa Grasso
>>73964981
Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub
>>73965046
Where?
>>73965040
>TJ Dillashaw
>>73965073
>>73965046
Shieet I watched his fight against Lineker and didn't even remember him having a tattoo
>>73965083
yeah it's pretty shitty and forgettable
>>73965082
Christ
Why
>>73965132
smoking that devil's lettuce with duane up in the rockies
>>73964981
Cody Garbrandt
Max Holloway
Conor McGregor
Anthony Pettis
Ross Pearson
>>73964371
well, while it is ironic, Brock isnt necessarily wrong for calling Jones unprofessional.
I mean, Brock was unprofessional for sure that doesnt mean that he cant say that Jones was unprofessional.
>not posting the GOAT mma tat
>>73964983
>mcmann.jpg
Tyron Woodley
>>73965067
>Nick
>Nate
i bet they have matching cannabis leaves on their hip or some shit
>>73965186
Is going to heem Stephen
>>73965176
>look at me
>>73965212
Naw they're probably cigar burns
what your eyes
>>73965232
best quote
>>73965243
>not so fast, didnt-graduate-high-school
Is she natty?
>>73965257
You have to go back
>>73962401
another fantastic thread, killing it my man
>>73965260
As it stands, 2.02 million is tied with UFC on FOX 12: Lawler vs. Brown for the third-lowest overnight rating for a FOX show. The previous low for any January FOX card was last year, when Anthony Johnson’s win vs. Ryan Bader averaged 2.65 million viewers (with a 2.43 million overnight mark). The only live sports competition for UFC on FOX 23 was an NBA primetime special featuring the Golden State Warriors against the Los Angeles Clippers, which averaged 2.58 million viewers and was a one-sided game by halftime. A CBS episode of 48 Hours topped network TV ratings with just over 5 million viewers.
>>73965260
No
WTF???!!! I HATE MASVIDAL NOW!!!!
>>73962422
Schaub bless brother. You made me proud.
hey I'm going to the UFC Fight Night thingy in Houston this weekend w/ the boys
how early should I get there? are any of the earlier fights worth watching?
this shit's new to me, I just wanna have fun =)
>>73965277
>#hillaryisacommiewhore
>>73965270
how many people in the world do you think watched it
i have FOX and i still streamed it online
>>73965282
the difference between me and you in politics is i get my information from well established and credible sources
>>73965293
I bet you watch CNN
Alotta #fakenews agents here on heem who shill for a guy named Brandon Swab
>>73965280
lol
it might be busy there is some stupid nfl game in houston on sunday
>>73963355
did you call that kelseys yet
>>73965299
I bet he doesn't lol
Yoel Romero
>>73965306
i hope there's a lot of grappling and rubbing in this one lads
>>73965306
Herrig wins this one I feel
>>73965321
>>73965325
>>73965336
alexa has been boxing for 20 years and it really shows, she's trying to become an mma fighter, she could totally get subbed by that nasty cunt herrig
>>73965345
See you soon
BOI!
>>73965321
based yoel
>>73965336
Herrig loses and then will have to resort to doing porn because shes a whore
>>73965336
Rewatch her fight with PVZ, lad.
>>73965336
>>73965355
>>73965374
notice how she still wants to be a boxer, she's an mma babby she could get subbed like that smelly Hawaiian kailin
grasso is the heavy favorite though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIimOU_bS_0
Conor McGregor
>>73965243
I can reply senpai
>>73965363
ALL THE STEROIDS, ALL THE NEEDLES IN YOUR ASS ARE NOT GONNA HELP YOU, YOU PUSSEH
>>73964371
He called popping unprofessional, not being on the gas.
>>73965382
best ufc girl by far
>>73964981
Kelvin Gastelum
Khabib
Rockhold
Anderson Silva
Machida
>>73965382
Alexa looks so much better than Paige. I guarantee Paige will never even be this "good."
what your eyes
>>73965382
I don't know about Alexa's grappling, but I know Herrig has improved a lot to tap someone like Randa out.
Tbqhwy, there's a disturbing lack of BEEF in this thread
>>73965382
Who is the one in the purple shorts she's so blatantly roiding?
>>73965306
traffic in downtown houston isnt too bad on saturday nights, the highways are gonna suck on sunday though
>>73965440
TURTEEN
>>73965454
amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXYul6wU4Xo
>>73965450
>I just got tired haha :^)
>>73965468
>>73965479
will cody meme on tj dillashaw?
>mfw Dana gets mad at Conor and says he was ducking Aldo the whole time
>>73965502
>aldo wants to be a boxer now
lol conor ruined his life
>>73965481
>hit by the most flush 1-2 nate has in his arsenal
>at 170lbs
>not even knocked down
>>73965382
Curran is legitimately terrible, you dingus.
unhook me
>>73965516
relax martin i know you're in love with alexa
>>73965515
Nate knocked him down though.
>>73965497
what if Cody:
>beats TJ
>beats Jimmie Rivera
>beats Cruz again
>beats Assuncao
>beats Tom Duquesnoy
would he be the GOAT?
>>73965513
>tfw Aldo calls out Mayweather
>>73965277
BASED
>>73965533
no...he didnt
http://fightmetric.com/fight-details/4ace70bff9debdfb
>>73965538
what if:
>you suck my dick
>>73965515
If that landed with the proper part of the fist maybe Nate would get heemed
>>73965546
He's gonna call out Manny
>>73965552
Pretty sure there was a time when Magiga was scrambling to get up against the fence, but no one ever made a webm for that.
>>73965515
>rocked by one of the most pillow-fisted fighters in the sport
>shooting a desperation takedown to avoid pitter patter
>>73965559
>>73965553
jokes on you, it wouldnt fit in my mouth
>>73965577
>>73965567
you're incorrect
>>73965513
Aldo wants to do it to test himself, Conor is taking an unwinnable fight just for the money
>>73965596
>unwinnable
post slip
>>73965606
Tbh the odds on that fight won't be worth betting on floyd
*blocks your path*
>>73965567
it was at R3,he actually lost his balance there
not exactly a knockdown to tbf
>>73965635
Floyd -700
Magiga +550
>>73965638
There isn't a human being on the planet that can make 147 pounds and hit harder. Conor by KO round 1.
>>73965643
floyd is sitting comfortably at -2200ish
A FUCKING MALTESER
>>73965651
>There isn't a human being on the planet that can make 147 pounds and hit harder.
A wild challenger appears
>>73965516
delet or else...
>>73965663
If Magiga is +1000 I might throw a punt on
does she like boys or girls?
>>73965702
She's still a cute, but she's close to the worst fighter in WSW.
>>73965713
Bookies love you.
>>73965718
Post slip
>>73965730
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
AUSTRALIA ON ASSAULT RIFLE BAN WATCH
>>73965651
>>73965684
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE THE REAL HARDEST HITTING 145ER
is conor the p4p best plumber on earth?
>>73965714
She prefers MEN.
>>73965728
For what fight?
>>73965730
Shevchenko should have been -200 or worse.
>>73965714
Dragons would be my guess
>>73965762
She actually opened at -110. Thought she'd be -300 2bh.
Bookies clueless.
*teleports behind you*
>>73965758
Why, are you looking to have your pipes cleaned?
>>73965752
HEW DA FOOK IZ DIS GAI?!
>>73965775
*knocks you the fuck out*
>>73965789
you know who i am
>>73965802
*gets lost in an Ikea*
The next time your BIG STEROID HEAD SEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Im a nagger!
And I run fast!
>>73965773
>Bookies clueless.
this happens all the fucking time in mma, it's such a young sport that the bookies give out great odds fairly often
>two fighters seem like they are comparable in skill
>one has a few key factors that you think gives them the edge
>they open at +160
thanks bookies
more like rookies right boys lmao
conor, through a series of shell companies, should buy the rights to a jose aldo burger franchise
>>73965839
I OWN THESE BUNS YEH
>>73965815
*spills spaghetti*
>>73965839
He's welcome to be a franchisee :^)
>>73965839
>no ass
Irish genetics are truly cursed.
>>73965836
Biggest mismatch right now is Germaine De Randamie.
She's only -130. Should be -300.
>>73965938
>. Should be -300.
Oh I disagree 100%
Will go all out on Holly.
>>73965911
>lawyer informs aldo a wealthy investor wants in
>wants to open 50 locations throughout brasilia
>worth tens of millions in annual revenue
>aldo tells all his friends and family
>will never have to worry about money ever again
>buyer has cold feet last minute
>demands a face to face with the founder
>in walks conor
>calls aldo a pussy
>decapitates a few of his countrymen
>rips up contract
Max needs to hurry up and lose to Aldo so I can have 24 hours of not being mocked for Aldoposting
>just kidding I like the (You)s
>>73965938
>>73965949
lol tyron's the underdog again
>>73965986
gooby
<---
>>73965972
>Aldo agrees to give him the rights to the restaurant for free in exchange for a rematch
>Conor hops on his plane and tells the potato-pilot to leave immediately
>shadow investor demands face to face meeting
>Aldo happily agrees
>injures himself on the way there
>investor never heard from again
How can Tyron claim to be the worst treated when DC has been a champion longer and gets booed
>>73966051
Tyrone hates DC since he's an Uncle Tom
>>73966051
DC is corn to the core, his own daughter couldnt even stand him
>>73966001
khabib is going to retire him
>>73966051
>DC has been a champion
When?
>>73966067
Magiga doesn't even want to do MMA anymore lol.
>Famous Burger goes on stock exchange
>thirteen seconds later hostile takeover happens
>Aldo is laid off
>proceeds to cry in the bathroom
>>73966073
BIDF please go
>>73966079
lol
>>73965530
holy fuck thats rough haha
You have 10 seconds to make "Francis Ngannou" sound like a white person name.
>>73966171
Francis Englandoo
>>73966171
Francisco Enganizzi
>>73966171
whats "a white person name" mean?
>>73966171
Francis La Pen
>>73966171
Francis Enganoic
>>73965949
>Holm lost a kickboxing match to a flyweight when she had a significant height and reach advantage
>but she'll win a kickboxing fight with a black woman who's undefeated in kickboxing when she's not bigger
yeah okay
>>73966171
Frank Canoe
>>73966067
I dont think they will ever fight
>>73966203
Let's see that slip big boi
>>73966171
FranCIS Nogaynnou
>Waldo poster got deleted among the spam
Top lel
>>73963141
Sad af desu, if I had social media I would follow and like Bader's stuff to try and help. I actually like him since the jump knee to Latifi. He's clearly like the 7th best LHW in the world
>>73966248
I went to hide the gaping anus post and accidentally hit delete post, so I think the mod got confused somehow, or I deletes my own post.
>>73966267
He's the bisping of LHW without the personality
>Not knowing how to filter the spammer
Lol
>>73966171
Frank Gain
>>73966298
I'm on mobile so I can't use 4chanX
>>73966220
I'm waiting to see if GDR slips into underdog territory.
>that disgusting smell when you know the cat farted
>>73966359
i had a cat in a tiny apartment for 6 years an never smelled a cat fart. something is wrong with your cat
>>73966359
My cat farts all the time, and he doesn't have asscheeks so the farts are always silent and you can't brace yourself.
>>73966369
our cat is old
and fat
and an indoor only cat
>>73966391
>>73966369
see not just mine bud
and dude just a butthole makes a sound you don't need buttcheeks the anus makes sound
new:
>>73966402
>>73966408
why so early lad?
>>73966408
i hope you get banned for life
>>73966408
it's "fuck u goof" you /heem/ casual
>>73966436
It's the obese spammer
>>73966482
he's skinny actually
>>73966498
>>73966482
yeah, dockdwarf is barely joanna's size
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp2CQ9SjQ_k
EMBEDDED
>>73966536
>>73966536
>>73966536
>>73966536
>>73966536
FRESH BREAD
>>73966525
poor little guy
>>73966471
not even gonna give me credit for the meme i helped create? i'm a level 3 youtube hero i'll get your channel shut down. i'll plant child porn on your computer and get you arrested. the FBI will be at your door in minutes. you've opened a can of worms you'll never be able to close fucko. i hope you like jail cause you're gonna be there for a long time. why didn't you just give me credit for that motherfucking meme. oh well it won't matter when you get shanked in a prison fight asshole.
*portions dip*
*hops onto crane to block your path*
>>73966525
stay mad, jelly and low income
*works graveyard shift at the docks*
*cleans ears*
*aces bio exam*
hehe little guy can talk!
*gets shoved into locker-room but cant fit cause too obese*
>>73966666
dockelf on suicide watch
*suspiciously always around during spamming and when someone namedrops him*
>>73966633
>What is reverse image search
That's Tacoma Washington not California
>Pretending to be dockcuck
>>73964981
>nick diaz
>nate diaz
>anderson silva
>Henry Cejudo
>Henry Cejudo
>>73966703
interesting...
>>73966652
very interesting...
>>73964981
khabib nurmagomedov
junior dos santos
francis ngannou
tj dillashaw
beneil dariush
new:
>>73966743
>>73966652
>>73966656
>>73966744
>>73966749
hmmm
>>73966789
Really flogs the noggin
>>73966789
make a new thread
>>73966810
Clean your ears boy
>>73966789
As if a bunch of Adans weren't enough, now we've got multiple spergOPs and dockfags. Sad! Sad! Sad!
NEW THREAD WHEN?!.................
>>73966826
31 more posts
ALRIGHT BOYS I GOT A HOT ONE IN THE CHUTE
DON'T MAKE A NEW THREAD I'M ON IT
>>73966841
got u covered m8
>>73966847
How many hours left in your shift dockdwarf? You're especially riled up tonight
>>73966883
"I’d love to go to that WWE and have a real knock," McGregor said. "Let one of them have a real knock and see what’s what. We’ll see."
>>73966743
fresh bread
>>73966892
He'd look like a dwarf standing next to them
Spent a long time looking
for a game to play
My luck should be so bad now
to turn out this way
Oh I had to leave today
just when I thought I'd found you
It was a new day yesterday
But it's an old day now
Cody and Cruz was having a full proper conversation
I wonder what they was saying. I wonder how hard it is to talk to someone you just thought for 25 minutes
>>73966929
We truly are the PREMIER minds of 4chan
Calm down dockie lol
*REVVS*
*portions threads*
spergy lol
What're ya gonna do?
It's a Schaub eat Schaub world out there.
you fuckin wish you could make him sperg like I can lol
heem really has gotten pretty meta for mainly being about discussing the UFC DESU
>>73967095
Dude what thread do I join? They are ALL shit
>>73967095
What happens is you get one sperg who attracts other spergs and those spergs attract other ones, and it keeps going like that, like a web. Adan being the original sperg from where it all can be traced back to.
>>73967117
Dont blame him on me
>>73967127
>>73967127
>>73967127
NEW THREAD
Used to be people fighting over good threads, now we fight over what SHIT thread we will join
>>73967131
Actually I blame half the spergs on here on you. Let's see, coralspringsperg only started avataring cause he wanted to be a recognizable persona on here like you, spergOP is a direct counter to you, the docksperg exists cause you made fun of his exposed wires and for a year now he goes out of his way to defend his job at the docks.
I'd tell you congratulations for birthing so many spergs if it wasn't the most pathetic thing imaginable. Like is it stuff you really want to tell your grand-kids?
>>73962547
That webm looks like smeagols internal struggle with gollum.
499 bitches
>>73965921
I've got a juicy ass and I'm 100% Irish.