NFL General - TRUUU edition

>0 posts early

right on

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reminder that this happened in a conference championship game

>>73956425
What? not even the anon you replied to but saying the Neal is a Thomas clone is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.kjh

So please, explain your reasoning

>>73956532
What disgusting effort

Is there a worse coach than Mike McCarthy?

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Falcons are gonna win.

>>73956513
>packers to be aggressive in FA

who are they going after lads?

who should they go after?

>>73956556
>carpet in the bathroom

>>73956556
>bathroom on your carpet

>>73956532
Jesus... Do the Packers have any fight in them as a team? This almost makes me feel sorry for Rogers. McCarthy fired when?

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Seahawks likability power ranking:

1. Marshawn Lynch
POWER GAP
2. Kam Chancellor
3. Girl Thomas
4. Chimpard Shermonkey
POWER GAP
5. Micheal 'Slave feet' Bennett
6. Doug Baldwin
POWER GAP
9000. Pete Carrol
90001. Rustle Wilshit

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>>73956513
>tfw based Trufant doesn't get to play in the SB

>>73956556
>carpet

kill yourself Liz

>>73956586
>Girl Thomas
my meme is taking hold

nice. hehehe

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Can any chiefsbros redpill me on Chris Ballard?

Surely he'll at least be an improvement over Grigson?

>>73956603

>not having carpets in the bathroom

enjoy your ice cold floor pham

>>73956599
>is the only player on the defense who isn't garbage for years
>misses half the season and the team goes to the owl
It's not fucking fair, anon.

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this is art

>>73956513
He's going to miss the Super Bowl

>>73956646
me in the back on the left

>>73956646
Kind of a dick move to drop him, though.

>>73956586
Adjusted for accuracy
1. Marshawn Lynch
POWER GAp
2. Kam Chancellor
POWER GAP
3. Girl Thomas
TURBO POWER GAP
4. Ruslel
5. Doug Baldwin
6. Skeet skeet Carrol
7. Michael Bennet
POWER GAP
7000000001. Chimpard Shermonkey gfkys

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What if Kirk slipped and tore his ACL?

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>>73956773

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>>73956637
gomennasai, attakai rumu

Big Dick Belichik
Big Dick Brady

Bout to DP Matty Ice boipucci

>>73956958
I don't know how much football you've watched, but Ryan and Brady won't be on the field together after the coin toss.

>Packers may be more aggressive in free agency

We're going to need to go all out to maximize the return on the last few years of peak Rodgers

hopefully he's taken care of his body like Brady has

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>Jimmy Graham

>>73956984
>taking care of his body
>having sex with men

Literally open to all sorts of terrible diseases including the AIDS

>>73956984
I feel like every year I see headlines saying the Packers will be more aggressive in free agency

>>73956636
I'm not a Chiefs fan, I'm a 49ers fan but I'll tell you this.

Chris Ballard was the 49ers first, second and third choice for GM when they were starting this process. He declined to even interview for the position.

So he's looking like a smart GM to me.

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>Von Miller equals funposters

>Garrett equals no fun posters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-sJp1FfG7Q

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AYO HOL UP HOL UP

Are you telling me people here actually watched the ProBowl?

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>>73957164
>/nfl/'s face when a Cowboys fans start posting dabbing frogs

RAIN DROP
DROP TOP

>>73957165
it was actually entertaining desu

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>>73957174
good thing I'll be out having a good time and not dealing with frogposters and Dallass shitposters

>>73957164
Based Garrett not dealing with this ignorant niggatry.

>>73957156
As a 49er fan is '' our'' new GM worth a damn or should we expect to see another bottom level team again with a bunch of wasted picks on injured players

>>73957207
Can you finish a season with -1 wins?

we'll find out

>negro in SF starts acting out of line
>new gm has the last name of lynch
uh oh

this could be bad news for the qb

>>73957207
I'll say this about John Lynch.

He seems like a good guy, seems smart. But he's never had a front office position. He's never scouted, he's never done anything to prepare him to be a General Manager.

Now, I want him to succeed because I'm a 49ers fan and he seems like a good guy. But there's no reason to expect success here.

The way to read this, Jed York gave the job to the guy who would take it.

He literally called Jed up, volunteered and got the job.

This can work out but don't count on it. Even if it does end up turning the team around, the process that got us here is totally fucked up.

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>>73956513
>ARZ:Carson Palmer retiring a serious possibility
>Cardinals returning to post Kurt Warner form

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>>73957266
Back to the dark ages for you.

>>73957266
The Panthers broke Palmer anyway, he was never going to recover.

Isn't Fitzgerald also considering retirement?

>>73957280
Laugh it up but once Earl Thomas retires you're back down here with the rest of us.

>>73957314
At least we will have an Owl to show for it.

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>>73957306
Please fitzy J, come get your ring!

>>73956513
But that ball was clearly under-thrown. Jordy had Trufant beat easily, but had to slow down because it was thrown behind him.

Why are Falcoons so retarded?

>>73957329
Larry is never leaving the Cardinals for another football team.

That ship sailed like, 5 years ago.

>>73957336
If he offered to take less money I'm sure the Patriots would want him

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>>73957329
one can dream, friendo, one can dream.

side question: pic related is a shoop, but are the Pats color rush uniforms the same scheme? If so, I am buying myself one along with a Brady SB jersey.

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Friendly reminder

>>73957348
I think they are, also that is a new trip, I have never seen that before, whom might you be.

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>>73957348
The shoulder stripes are reversed.

I FELL ALSEEP BEFORE THE PRO BOWL FUUUUUCK. Can anyone give me a recap?

>>73957266
and they'll probably sign a veteran, older QB like they did in the past. Romo's gotta be next man

>>73957370
all of it sucked except for the race war flag football game at half-time and kirk cousins forcing a fumble

>>73956556
absolutely degenerate

>>73957365
shoop's stripes are definitely more sexy, but the real thing's good enough for me.

>>73957360
I'm The Tripfag Formerly Known As Get Brady. what up, Pie?

>>73957314
Seattle suddenly has a good wr corps and they're still drafting good. They just need to stop relying on basketball players being Russlel's blindside.

Also this
>>73957322
Don't downplay how critical this is for a team.

>>73956532
I was watching with some packers "fan" and I remember not even celebrating when he scored this TD, just saying out loud "that's embarrassing"

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>BUHT SKYEEP REMEMBAH

>>73957393
>Seattle suddenly has a good wr corps and they're still drafting good.

Since when have they been drafting good?

The last key piece they drafted was Bobby Wagner.

>>73957416
IT'S LIKE MUH MAMMA USE TO TELL ME SKEEUP

JUST BECAUSE YOU GOTTA HORSE IN A BANDWAGON DON'T MEAN IT AIN'T GONNA SHIT IN IT

>>73957384
okey doke, just wondering. Life of pie is good

>>73957416
I love how country his accent is, yet he is a rather good sports analyst as they go, and he btfo's skip bayless on a regular basis.

>>73957459
Actually Skips is right most the time and overall predicted more wins than him.

He thought the Steelers and Seahawks were going to the Super Bowl.

>>73957225
>0-15-1
IT CAN HAPPEN
>>73957243
>the process that got us here is totally fucked up.
That's true but >our draft position is kind of the best it can be for a rebuild

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>>73957416

YOU CAN LEAD A MONKEY TO SCHOOL BUT YOU CANT MAKE HIM THINK

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will this nigger ever start another game in the NFL

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It's not degenerate if you win

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>>73957492

>>73957459
>good
>sports analyst
Pick one and only one. Reminder that nearly all sports analyst try to have some controversial opinions for their ratings

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>>73957519

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>>73957266
Do not cry, this is where we belong.

No more delusions of grandure, we are soon to be stat-padding fodder again.

>>73957517
What's with /sp/'s grudge against him?

>>73957530

Alright lads so here's the quick and dirty on Colin Kapernick (aka Kraperdick, aka Kapernig, aka Nigger McNigger III)

Colon Powell was born in Milwaukee in 1987 to a destitute white meth addict. His birth father is black, which makes Kolin a mulatto by birth. He was raised by (white) foster parents in a posh suburban neighborhood and lived a life of privilege up to and including his time in college. He was drafted by the San Francisco 49ths in the 2001 AFL draft, ahead of future Hall of Fame Quarterback Tim Bradley.

In San Fagcisco Kollonerick played backup to QB Alex Smeth, a future checkdown hall of famer who was primarily a pocket passer. Collel was used on different occasions in the wildcat formation and various trick plays. In 2012 Smeth was grievously injured and Holodeck replaced him as the starting QB. He went on to lead the 49th Parallels to a Superbowl appearance, where Russian saboteurs funded by George Soros successfully knocked out power in the stadium, allowing the Balitmurder Chimpanzees to activate their jungle senses. Despite having Randy Moose, the greatest wide receiver since Władziu Valentino Liberace, San Franshitto lost to the more autistic Harbaugh brother and his team of highly trained gorillas.

After this, Koala faded into obscurity for several years, chewing up a large portion of his team's salary cap while playing like hot excrement on an asphalt driveway. After the 2014 debacle, head coach Jimmy Harbald quit the team, ostensibly because he was tired of paying 13 million a year for a quarterback who could only complete passes to the other team.

In his continued attempts to be recognized by the black father who left him, Collin's body is covered in tattoos which allude to his love of negro culture, including quotes from Topac Shaker and Jesus Christ. Ironically, the tattoos are only visible because of his exceedingly light skin pigments.

1/2

>>73957519
RIP

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In 2014, Colonoscopy Wing-Kap met Nessa, a transexual man who hosts a radio show about white privilege. The couple began formally dating in 2015. Around this time, a series of protests started concerning the rights of colored folk to disobey the law and assault police officers.

While initially uninterested in the squabbles of welfare-hustlers, Collum Kopernicus soon fell under the spell of his new boyfriend Eliot Ness. Zhe taught him about the various injustices that Basketball americans had suffered under evil white men like Woodrow Wilson and James Buchanan. The NFL quarterback was astonished to learn that blacks had been slaves to white people. He soon began to retweet popular stories about the reality of race in the United States, encouraging his entourage of social media followers to 'stay woke', an Ebonic phrase that is untranslatable.

At the end of the 2015 NFL season, Kapperdice lost his starting spot to Blaine Gabbert, a former gym leader on Cinnabar Island. In his spare time, Coonlin began to study the works of Martin Lutheran and other figures in the history of dinduology.

In early 2016, the BLM (Black Lies Matter) movement had taken off. Informed that he would not be starting another game in the state of California, Kap-in-the-Hat decided to use his status as a 100 million dollar benchwarmer in the NFL to push the social justice agenda of his life partner, who around this time had dyed zer hair purple, the color of Kangs n shieet. Zhe also publicly professed her Muslim faith.

In the last preseason game of 2016, Co'lin bin Qaddafi failed to stand for the Nation Anthem, drawing criticism for his protest. It is now believed that years of listening to K-Pop and Tailor Swift has left him hearing impaired, which may explain the lapse. Nevertheless, al Kadaffi explained after the game that he wanted to speak out on police stopping people who break the law. His protest set off a wave of copycats, which has devastated the NFL's ratings. And here we are.

>>73957530
crappy player who is only stirring up controversy in an attempt to stay relevant

>>73957517
No chance, even if he does he'll continue to be garbage and the $(ers will continue to tank

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>>73956554
>>73956577

Yes, let's blame McCarthy and not Ted who drafted the 7 first round defensive players on that feild.

>>73957549
People can't have free speech because it hurts muh feelings I assume.

>>73957615
People have free speech, they just aren't free from its reactions.

>>73957615

your whole career you don't have shit to say, but as soon as your career starts tanking, you start running your mouth

kap is a faggot and a shit quarterback

>>73957587
>let's not blame the head coach for the players on field actions.

People like you are why the Packers will be a mediocre franchise for the next 5 years at least.

>>73957615
>free speech means you can say anything and no one can criticize you or say anything about what you're doing.

Wew lad.

>>73957587
Talent is one thing, but there was no fucking hustle by any of them, and that's down to coaching.

You're already down two scores. You see a quarterback who isn't known for being mobile running for the endzone. It is your job, as a defender, to BUST YOUR ASS tackling him. Maybe you'll get a penalty. Whatever. But stop him from getting a fucking touchdown and putting you down THREE scores. That is what you are paid to do.

If they don't have that kind of fight and fire, then that's on McCarthy.

>>73957651
The Packers have already been a mediocre franchise for the past 5 years.

They just had the greatest gay quarterback of all time to make them relevant despite their mediocrity.

>all the people taking the b8 when someone defends kaep again
wew lad

>>73957266
Remember the good old days when the Cards were 2 free wins for the Cowboys, Eagles, and Giants?

Get ready for that feeling again.

>>73957675
I agree, they'll waste Rodgers best years and have nothing to show for it besides 1 owl.

>>73957689
There's nobody in the NFC West who can take advantage of the Cardinals.

Maybe the Seahawks if Earl Thomas feels like playing for them.

How the fuck did Harbaugh take Kaepernick to the Super Bowl? He was decent with him, and when he left he fell off the earth. Is he a Harbaughbabby?

>>73957704
Frank Gore and a monster O-line.

Also his receivers that year were Michael Crabtree, Anquan Boldin, Randy Moss and Vernon Davis back when he was good.

I hear the $(ers are throwing around long term overpaid contracts.

How do I get in on that deal?

>>73957687
What else are we going to talk about?
College players that are going to be busts in a few months?
More shit about the owl which has already been done to death?
The Prob Owl?

>>73957717
Wait, not Anquan, he was still with the Ravens.

>>73957717
Moss was the #4 receiver and like 37, in his last year. He barely played

>>73957718
Well, John Lynch needs some guys to be his scouts, maybe give him a call.

>>73957717
Don't forget that mean pass rush D

>>73957738
The pass rush was literally all Justin Smith as it turns out.

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*bad and boujee plays in the background*

>>73957416

lol I thought this was a stupid meme, but then I watched some videos

>BUT SKEEP, SKEEP
>HOL UP
>SKEEP

https://youtu.be/3bBLhDcVvG0?t=6m8s

6:00

>>73957761
Why is this murderer so fucking respected by everybody?

>>73957772
Not respected, tolerated

>>73957802
>>73957772
Nice meme

Lynch is a smart guy he went to Stanford and played baseball and football. Drafted as a pitcher in the 2nd round.

I'm interested in what the defense will be like. Depending on the scheme it could be the end of Bowman in SF since he can't play zone really

I want Trubisky, McCaffrey and Switzer.

>>73957772
Because he's very intelligent

>>73957419
Lockett, Clark, Reed, possibly Ifedi were all good picks.

What happened to Riley Cooper, lads?

Will the Eagles ever be as good as they were during the McNabb, T.O., Dawkins era again

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>>73957528
>zero owls in 70 years

HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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>>73957853

>>73957853
Turns out racism is no substitute for talent.

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>>73957868
>>73957872
>saying nigger once gets you banned for life

It's not fair

>>73957888
Dude played for like three seasons after that.

Nice digits though.

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>>73957865

>1 Owl in 4.6 billion years

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threadly reminder that this actually happened

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Reminder that the Falcons cannot stop destiny.

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>>73957911
This also actually and unironically happened to a 18 (EIGHTEEN) - 0 (ZERO) team

>>73957911

Will the Pats meme their way to another Owl this Sunday?

Can't fucking wait lads

>>73957933

I agree, the no-call for holding was ridiculous

>>73957933
>It took a miracle catch for the Giants to beat the Patriots
>The Seahawks couldn't even do it with a miracle catch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKOLqM-LnA0

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>>73957907
>no owls in the past 6.3072e+25 attoseconds

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>>73957950
feels bad, man

>>73957742
Nah man Aldon was huge too almost set a sack record and won loads of his downs against teams usually best linemen.
>>73957722
Delanie Walker senpai, dude was a fun player to watch in red and gold

>>73957971
Aldon sucked without Justin.

Justin Smith was the pass rush. The entire defense went to shit the moment he retired.

I'm also convinced that Tomsula only looked like a good D-line coach because he got to work with Justin.

>>73957845
Is Trubisky really worth a 2nd overall though? I don't see any college QB coming off and just making the team better. Also Bowman just got an extension even if he is a broken player I doubt they'll drop or trade him

>>73957911
>t
Haha fuck the Ocean Poultry!

>>73957992
he's worth it to us I think we need an accurate QB who can go through progressions and isn't just a meme. The Browns could take him, but being the Browns I bet they won't even though it is his dream to play for the Browns (lel).

>>73957984
He looked better because of Justin for sure but he did not suck man. He needed a guy to eat up blocks on the inside so he could always get 1 on 1s, which he could consistently win. So for sure A smith relied on J Smith a lot but to say he didn't heavily contribute isn't accurate

>>73957992
>>73958013
I wouldn't take Tribusky at 2.

Trade back and get more picks and take him somewhere in the 5-10 range.

What are some good Safety prospects?

>>73958021
He did his job but none of the pass rush worked whenever Justin Smith wasn't out there or wasn't 100%.

That includes Aldon.

>>73958013
>his dream to play for the Browns
Not sure if serious
>could play for one of the more stories franchises when it comes to QBs
>nah man, it's HOT in Cleveland
How low can it get for the 49ers fug

>>73958026
Jamal Adams, Maleek Hooker, Jabril Peppers.

>>73958026
jamal adams and malik hooker are the two best safeties in the draft.

adams is great all around, his comparison is like an eric berry type player. he'll probably go top 10 based on how complete of a player he is. hooker is a ballhawk, supposedly the next ed reed. he might go early based on his "big play" ability.

there are a lot of safety-needy teams in the top 10, so i wouldn't be surprised if they were both gone by that pick.

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>>73957907
>posting this fraud

lmfao all his owls are asterisks.

>>73958044
Is there a more salty player in the league than Girl Thomas? My money's on no.

>>73958024
If I was GM I'd probably do that, I needed a new job anyway and I know Jed would have hired damn near anyone
>>73958030
Don't forget J. S. would get away with those little defensive holds so Aldon could get easy match ups... Slightly dirty tricks helped him be so much better so yeah ya could be right

>>73958045
Is there a bigger fraud than Tom Brady in all of professional sports history? I'm leaning towards no.

>>73958044
Hey, Tom "The Boston Bomber" Brady is one of the most explosive quarterbacks in the history of the NFL.

People would give an arm and a leg to see him play.

He is a known cheater though.

I kinda want Brady to win now, sorry Falconbros, but im kinda in that Trump-Clinton situation where Trump winning probably won't be the best for me personally (though trump is doing exactly what he said he'd do so that's really good), but the memes and asshurt would be totally worth it. And im curious what excuses people on /sp/ would make up to discredit Brady this time when he has 5 rings. Anybody else feel like this somewhat? Is Brady the trump of football?

>>73958056
#notmysuperbowl

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>>73958032
>Not sure if serious

>Personal
His nickname is “Mr. Biscuit” • If he could choose an NFL team to play for, it would be the Cleveland Browns

http://www.goheels.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=206278361

>>73958069
>Wanting his career to end when it starts
MADMAN

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Whatever happened to Shithawks posters? They were by far the most cancerous fanbase on /sp/ this season.

>>73958084
Earl Thomas died. The smart ones knew that meant the season was over.

The dumb ones figured it out as the season progressed.

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>>73958084
The Seahawks fans never stopped posting. Do you read the threads? Look above your post.

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>throws a INT instead of game winning TD in the 4th quarter man

Seriously, is there any QB that's been worse in the redzone than this guy?

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>>73958123
This fig newton is the WORST of the worst.

>>73958114
Ah yes I see now.
>>73958049
>>73958044
>>73957865
I'm going to enjoy their sudden realization that their championship window has closed.

>>73956636
God I want to like the kid but his face... His fucking face... Has there ever been such a talented QB with such a hateable face?

>>73956637
How does one disinfect their carpet in their shit/shower room? How does ambient steam and moisture not settle into your disgusting floor sponge? What happens if God forbid you are sick and some vomit hits the floor around the toilet? It's absolutely Haram senpai.

>>73958123
Some team is going to pay him $20 million a year and it's going to be a disaster. That team may be the Redskins, it may be someone else.

>>73957207
>>73957243
I feel like the Lions and he's our Miller... But I want him to be our elway or newsome. FUCKYOUJEDYORK.

>>73958141
Seriously
>Front office believed the legion of boom hype
>Didn't realize their success was 80% front 7 play and the rest girl Thomas cleaning up for scheme babby CBS
>Paid all the wrong players except Thomas on D
>0 offensive lineman at all period.
They're done.

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>>73956513
>>73958295
>Your team has been invaded by smug troll York
>You can banish him and have decades of Rooney like consistency but only if you post
FUCKYOUJEDYORK

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Hol' up hol' up,
Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, we makin' noise
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up

Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, we makin' noise
Hol' up, hol' up, we dem boyz

Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, pop a bottle
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, if you suck and swallow
Smell that marijuana, they gon' follow
Throwin' money on her like she won the lotto
Pussy must be serious, hol' up
Scared of heights come face your fears, hol' up hol' up
Do it just like Nicki gon' and bend it over
Say she never smoked I turned her to a stoner
Young nigga but I'm ready
Oh, foreign girls call me sexy
And white girls gimme becky
But first I gotta roll this joint, baby hol' up hol' up

Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, we makin' noise
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up

Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, we makin' noise
Hol' up, hol' up, we dem boyz

"Oh my gosh that was amazing"
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, you drive me crazy
Number one, bitch you can't replace me
Leave the club these hoes be tryin' to chase me
You got a ass so fat lets make a baby
Damn, I'm smokin' weed in my Mercedes
Hol' up, these niggas broke, these niggas lazy
Man they money slim, they actin' shady
I'm in my brand new car, who wanna race
Ho, bitch you ain't call my phone so why you showin' up
I'm takin' them shots all my niggas stay loaded up
Man on the low all these hoes be actin so material
Hol' up, man did you see her interior

Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, we makin' noise
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up

Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, we dem boyz
Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, we makin' noise
Hol' up, hol' up, we dem boyz

>>73958379
>And white girls gimme becky
>cowcucks

No joke, Jeremy Lane of the Seahawks rear ended my car yesterday, he was driving a cream colored land rover.

I didnt recognize him, since I dont give a fuck about football. He seemed alright I guess, other than rear ending the fuck out of my car and destroying the trunk. Ive got good insurance though so its fine, other than being a stupid pain in the ass.

I never post here, just thought id share that, just because I thought it was somewhat funny.

>>73958475
No joke, Dak Prescott of the Cowboys rear ended my car yesterday, he was driving a cream colored land rover.

I didnt recognize him, since I dont give a fuck about football. He seemed alright I guess, other than rear ending the fuck out of my car and destroying the trunk. Ive got good insurance though so its fine, other than being a stupid pain in the ass.

I never post here, just thought id share that, just because I thought it was somewhat funny.

The Seahawks shitposters makes me ashamed I've liked them correctly the last 6 years

Reminder that this actually happened

Reminder that this actually happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7VKQwDS2s

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>49ers giving their new GM and HC 6 (six) year contracts

>>73958517
Cool I guess, how's your car?

>>73958564
Trumk wont close, insurance says its covered and rates wont change

I hate the Seahawks now more than ever

>>73958568
Sue that nigga, better start limping. He's loaded my nigga.

>>73957359
God I hope he divorced that bitch just for this. Then she'd probably hire some kike lawyer to take all his stuff. Modern women are so shit.

>>73958813

> an imaginary scenario
> man women these days are shit huh

thanks 4 ur input

>>73958825
My ex did hire a kike lawyer to try to take all my stuff. So fuck you kid.

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LGTSS

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>>73958859
>template

>>73958859
ah the bungles

one of those mediocre teams that is more or less invisible because they're not good enough to win but not bad enough to garner attention

is that ginger faggot still their qb?

>>73958937
My Mom's side of the family all live in Kentucky (Bengal country) so yeah.

And yeah Dalton's still their QB, he played in the Pro Bowl last night.

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>>73958859
This is the only true way.

>>73958937
>is that ginger faggot still their qb?
How is Flacco doing?

>>73957675
delete this

>>73958982
kek

Hard for me to dislike the Lions, considering they've been league doormats for a long time in the 2000s, I like their recent successes, a shame every good year they have they revert back to shit. What is it?

>>73956637
>what is sub floor heating under tile

>>73956637

I just wear wool socks

>>73958984
>implying I'm a 'chuck it for DPI' faggot
nah m9, just being honest. Baltimore Felons weren't much better than the bungles this year

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>>73958859
>Vikings will be mad about that nfccg forever.

>>73959008
End season spaghetti and overall terrible luck. Even when were good nobody takes up seriously. That huge winning streak we went on this season we were picked against basically every game. And Stafford fucking up his hand truly was when the season was dead. Plus playcalling is terrible half of the time. I love Cooter but sometimes his master plan is confusing. Atleast we have title if most 4th comebacks in a season. Looking from the outside I bet you that teams that didn't play us and had nothing to do with us enjoyed us somehow memeing those wins here. We ended the Eagles and Wentz meme and the Vikings meme.

>>73957615
He also didn't bother voting. Kinda hard to take his protest seriously

>>73959074
McCray was roughing Favre when he threw that pick in the 3rd, but we fucked up big with 12 men on the field. When Bountygate became a thing though, reaffirmed why I won't ever get over that one.

>>73957748
>Bad and boujee
>Not the falcons
Migos are from ATL senpai

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>>73958859
>Too Lazy to Cut and Paste

>Your Team
Stoolers

>Teams You Semi-Like
Seacucks
New York Gnats
New Yawk Jets
Chicago Burrs

>Teams You Hate
Everyone Else

>>73957861
in the near future? probably not

>>73957587
>Innovated the prevent offense
>Refuses to stop Saturday practices, despite the fact he's killing his team with them
>Players show little to no hustle for long stretches of time
>Not his fault

ok

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>>73958557
>Niners fan
>TFW WHAT POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
PIC RELATED

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Is Ryan /ourguy/?

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>>73959317
I unironically think Brady is /spee's guy tbqhwyf

>>73959317

Here we go again...

>>73959317
I honestly think Jay Cutler is the only NFL QB capable of relating to any of us. That or Eli.

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>>73959510
Jay is 100% /ourguy/

>>73959535
I was literally just about to reply with that picture but you beat me

>>73958039
>his comparison is like an eric berry type player

t. moron

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>>73957530

most of /sp/ = sheltered racist white fuccbois

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>>73957528

I knew the second Carson fucked his hand last year that I'd never see a Cards owl in my life time

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>>73958833

>getting divorced

>not being a mature adult

WEW

whats it like to fail at even the most basic human instincts? even a mong could successfully sustain a marriage.

>>73959074
>packers fan having blacked.COM images saved on his/her/it's hardrive

No surprise

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>>73959510

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As a Cowboys fan usually Im classy but as a form of protest against a rigged league, I hope the halftime show is a disaster

I will NOT be watching a "super"bowl where the actual best team isnt even playing

Have fun fighting for 2nd place, Atlanta and New England

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>>73956532
fucking embarrassing

players in the prob owl gave more fucks than this

>>73959647
thats obviously an aints fan you dumb somali

>>73959317
matches up

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>>73959655
>mfw da bears get dem digits

This thread is dead, Im going back to redddit, Im a Cowboys hater btw

>it's a "cowboys would have beaten the falcons episode"

such asspain

also, I just remembered karpernick ALMOST won a fucking owl. thank you based flacco, saving us from that race baiter and that raging faggot jim harbaugh

>>73957916
Weren't the Packers the team of destiny a week ago?

>>73959807
No. Only "muh Godgers!" Fags thought that.

why does zeke look like such a fucking mutant

the shape of his head is seriously fucked up

>>73959845
He's an Ewok

>>73959880
kek, cannot be unseen

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>Cowboys set to be competing for an Owl every year for at least the next decade
>Packers set to be competing for a .500 record and not having too many fans acquire diabetes for the next decade

It's pottery

>>73959895
>Cowboys set to be competing for an Owl every year for at least the next decade

I feel like this is exactly what you retards said when Romo first started.

>>73959908
Difference is, and it's a huge one, we actually have a competent FO now, and an owner's son that keeps his senile father in check.

It's not like the Cowboys didn't have the potential to be perennial contenders when Romo first burst in to the league. JJ grossly mismanaged the team Bill Parcells built.

>>73959895
>Cowboys fans predicting future success based on nothing.

Literally the same shit every year.

>>73957335
That cant be the case because rodgers never makes mistakes. If they lose its the recievers or the defense or the coach or the kicker or the gm or the wind or the flu or the glare or its a team sport. But when they win its because rodgers is magic

>>73959975
The media dick sucking of Rodgers has caused to root against him every chance I get. It's embarrassing

>>73958833
>Im projecting because my lil white peepee can't satisfy my ex wife

>Ex-Bills coach Rex Ryan signed a deal with ESPN to appear on NFL Sunday Countdown ahead of the Super Bowl next Sunday.

>>73959975
>Crosby hits 50 yard game winner
RODGERS HAS DONE IT

>>73959681
This just in on ESPN, one Cowboys fan isn't watching the super bowl...

>>73959681
Literally #notmysuperbowl the post. Lmao Dallas is the NFL equivalent of Hillary.

just give Brady the owl already

>>73959974
>Based on nothing

>A historically amazing 2016 draft class which all have rookie contracts for the next 4 years and includes a star QB and RB
>A historically dominant and youthful O-line that already has 2 of its 3 perennial all-pro players locked in to long term team friendly contracts and a 3rd member that is all but guaranteed to get an extension sometime in the next year
>An elite #1 WR who is already locked in long term
>A defense that is young and seems to make small steps in getting better every year

"""""""""""""""""nothing"""""""""""""""""

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>>73960049
k

>>73960056
Cowboys will not be set for the next decade in a few yeras when everyones contracts need to be renegotiated.

If there's a time for the Cowboys to win another Super Bowl, it will need to be within 3 years

>>73960056
Cowboys will not win a superb owl with Dak or Zeke ever.

Cap this.

>>73960056
>>An elite #1 WR who is already locked in long term
Hah sure bud real elite dropper of game winning passes
>>A defense that is young and seems to make small steps in getting better every year
AKA, a bad defense

>>73959975
>this meme again
Rodgers got the credit when they won because it was on him, he was playing at his highest level since 2011 and winning despite the team around him being shit, the defense was still giving up 30+ points a game. He isn't being blamed for the loss because it's not his fault that the defense gives up 44 points or his receivers are incapable of even catching a screen pass. The only times Rodgers could actually get anything done in a drive was when he used his legs and did it himself.

offense wins despite defense giving up 30+ points: credit goes to the person on that offense carrying the team
offense loses because defense gives up 40+: not the offense's fault

So we all agree "godgers" is a fraud right?

>>73960101
He's Peyton 2.0: great in the regular season, turns it off in the postseason.

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>>73958859

Fuck off to Nevada raidniggers eat shit

>>73958557
Kyle Shanahan hasn't signed any contract.

The 49ers can still fuck up and not land him at all.

>>73960165
the cowboys managed to go 0-2 in the postseason

0-1 in games that matter
0-1 in the probowl

>>73958329
desu they had a chance to win two SBs. The real fuck ups were the Harvin trade and the Drew Nowak experiment. They're in a place to compete for the future but they need to develop the next Kam, Bennett, Avril, Clemons etc. Most people on big contracts have performed. Their problem is drafting offensive lineman. Moffit, Carpenter, Bailey didn't pan out. If any of them did, the Seahawks could be in the SB. The people talking all this gloom and doom about the team are fucking crazy. You can't go to the SB every year unless you're the Patriots.

>>73957359
>>73958813
Why does everybody assume the two Seahawk fans are a couple? Maybe she's with the Falcons fan, and then grabbed the Seahawks fan too simply as a show of team support
Is it that hard to imagine she's in an inter-fandom relationship? It's 2017, Seahawks fans can date falcons fans if they want

>>73960645
because muh cuck meme

>>73960645

>t.seacuck

>tfw watching first take clips on YouTube while I wait for Florio's podcast to drop.

Kill me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lk-wWUQKBg

How does this make you feel?

>>73960645
It's mostly just laughs, but there are some socially deprived /pol/acks who read into it too much. They're pretty clearly just 3 friends at the game together. People need to stop consuming such an unhealthy amount of BLACKED porn, the real world isnt like that.

>>73960745
People need to stop consuming such an unhealthy amount of BLACKED porn, the real world isnt like that.

I didn't know what BLACKED was until people spammed it on here. Everyone hates blacks on here but keep spamming pics of BBC slamming white woman. I don't get it. I thought it was a joke but on /gif/ the blacked thread had hundreds of posts. Why are people so into that

>>73960815
It's basically trolls trolling trolls at this point, either a falseflag or simply baiting. A remnant of /pol/ harbor because that's when all this /pol/ crossboarding really started.

>>73960815
>why are 4chan trolls degenerate 13 year olds.

Hmmm...

But really, it's just a gag that the autists took way out of control,because autists can't recognize things like that.

>>73959681

That thing was disproven though by both Signora, VP of football communications, and Blandino, head of officiating, from the NFL. Lombardi or his sources are talking out of their asses.

> Michael Signora @NFLfootballinfo 19 jan.
> Penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct in GB-Dal properly called. Rule 5, Section 2, Article 8e has been rule since 1955

> Dean Blandino @DeanBlandino 19 jan.
> I have not spoken to any club about this call. Longstanding rule that was last called in 2014 Week 8 WAS at DAL against WAS #82.

>>73960513
Seattle just needs two or three average offensive linemen to be super bowl contenders again

they got that far with an injured Russell and the worst line in the league by far

Reminder the 91 Redskins are the best super bowl winning team

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/gallery/best-super-bowl-winner-ranking-greatest-team-nfl-history-cowboys-redskins-49ers-patriots-list-012517

>>73960925
>and the worst line in the league by far

That's not the Chargers.

>>73960944
i know the dolphins had an easy sos but to have their perfect season out of the top 10 is pretty stupid

>>73956532
and everyone wonders why I'm like this

>>73960945
>he thinks the chargers we worse
Seattle's tackles were ranked the worst in the league
One guard was worst in the league and the other was 2nd worst

Their center is their only good lineman

>>73960999
>Their center is their only good lineman

Just like the Chargers.

>>73960965
do you remember watching the 1996 packers? if so, did you like them or the 2010 packers more

>>73961004
about the same level of shittiness but Russell Wilson is able to make his look slightly better with his mobility

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>>73959681
>>73960048

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What team will provide us with the necessary memes to survive the offseason?

>>73961018
96 more

2010 was a fluke

>>73960513
Lol but they already paid cam after he held out and they payed Richard Sherman, who don't get me wrong is a good corner, but not lock down. He's not the engine of that D as much as he wants people to believe. As a niner fan I watched that D in their prime too often and that front 7 was pure filth and when they lost like half of them to free agency that's when you saw them start to slip. It's waaaaay harder to replace mean front 7 than it is to replace a physical cover 3 corner. Those guys are like a dime a dozen and Thomas makes them all look like gods with that perfect over coverage.

based edeljew just put out another video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LlZFqFcQx4

>>73956586
Russel Wilson is the only likable guy on the team

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>>73956637
>not wearing socks inside

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>>73961049
San Francisco will be a laugh factory for approximately 6 yrs I'm afraid.

>>73957517
Watch him go to the CFL and tear it up and get another shot in the NFL like 5 years from now and he shits the bed again

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>>73958557
Our owner has billions of dollars bro who cares. If they suck they get fired.

At least we're not britfags, britfag.

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>mfw palmer and fitz stick around for one more year and they finally get their rings

>>73960165
Don't be OBTUSE, he's the coach.

So was Jed York running Harbaugh out of San Francisco because Harbaugh wouldn't kiss his ass and suck up to him the biggest mistake in 49ers history?

>>73956599
>>73956639
they aint gonna win anyways patriots 31 atlanta 0

>>73961205
>Kaepernigger working hard to get back in NFL
>He's rich his parents rich
>Captain Nigger
>Work
>Hard
Hahahaha my sides dude. If the guy wanted to learn how to play ball he would have studied film once in his life, recognized a D once in his life, and called a legit audible once in his life. Nah dude this man is about to do some supreme manziel style coasting for the rest of his life.

>>73961218
Seahawks are gay fags but lol no. I hate the Cardinals! Carson Palmer is a fucking faggot. 'member when he shat the bed in the playoffs? Hahaha. He's a fucking queer dude, fuck him. And fuck you. We should have beat you in 2015 we got ROBBED by the refs.

49ers will be great again we have smart white Stanford educated men like John Lynch running the show.

>played under Bill Walsh with Ed McCaffrey

we are landing Mitch Trubisky and Christian McCaffrey, SON! The 49ers will rise again

>>73957772
I thought Ray Lewis was the murderer not Shannon sharpe

>>73961232
Almost as big as running mariucci, Jeff Garcia, and Terrel Owens out of town in the same post season.
>York is a serial success killer.

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>>73961218
LONG CAREERS.

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>>73961257
>mfw Lynch tells York no to something and is fired.

>>73958056
I'm jealous and upset that Brady and Belichick are getting all the rings, thats where my ill will comes from

t. Jest

>>73961147
Bobby Wagner is the only likable guy on the team.

Russell Wilson is a crazy person and a cuck. He seems nice at first but holy shit, he's crazy.

>>73961232

yes

>>73957772

I keep confusing Shannon Sharpe with Darren Sharper and think how that nigga on the tv after raping a dozen women

>>73961218
>Wearing a beanie in Arizona
Who?

>>73961346
DARREN SHARPA THE HARDEST HITTINGIST SAFETY IN DA LEAGUE

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>>73961352
aesthetics > functionality tbհ

>>73961373
Have you ever even been to Arizona?

>>73961343
Russell Wilson is such a fag. Glad he's not on MY team.

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>>73961373
>This beanie so aesthetic brah
>Chicks gonna dig it brah
>Anon it's a 101 degrees outside
>Fuck it brah for da sloots
>Go to mall
>Sweatyguy.jpeg just from walking from car
>Sits near a group of girls at food court
>Girlsgiggling. JPEG
>What smells like sweaty feet?

>>73961419
I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.

>>73958859
>I hate every team that is more successful than me

>>73961425
What team do you play for?

>>73961218
thats hilarious when the seahawks recently won the owl and the cardinals own the record for longest championship drought in pro sports

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>tfw the eagles are becoming a gritty hard defensive team with a young quarterback like the early 2000's Patriots and the 2013 Seahawks while other teams are subscribing to the offense first meme, (Redskins, Cowboys, Giants)

This will be the Patriots last trip to the superbowl

>>73961636
>giants
>offense first
>eagles
>like the early patriots and 2013 seahawks

Eagles going to be last place in the division for the next 5 years

>>73961544
your mom's skin flute league, if you know what i mean.

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>>73961218
>making fun of the division leaders when his team is under .500

don't even care if you beat them twice

>>73961083
Kam hasn't had a new deal since his previous one. Sherman isn't that easy to replace either. If it were, they'd have plugged in that person at the No. 2 corner position. But as we've seen from the past few years, that doesn't work. They have lost a lost a lot of depth on the d-line to free agency. It's crazy to consider that the Seahawks at one time had Avril, Bennett, Red Bryant, Mebane, Clemons, and Tony McDaniel at the same time.

>>73961636
people figured out your meme div 2 qb after 3 games, enjoy last place for the next decade

>>73961352
>living in Arizona

Who does this and why?

>>73961218
>zero owls in 70 years

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA

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>>73961636
>the eagles are like the 2013 Seahawks
so you have a good offensive line?
and a great physical running back?
and a brick wall for a defense?
and talented wide receivers?


why are nfc east fans like this?