/nfl/ general - ALL SMILES edition

SHITPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN

>btw guys i'm a queefs fan XDDD
>pay attention to meee xp

Fuck off.
Fuck. Off.

We seriously do not care. We don't care about your shit team, or your garbage fanbase, we don't care about your city. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking memes. Christ, why do queefs fans even post? Do you fucks ever benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE on this board? No. You posted this because you are solipsistic memeing pieces of shit who think they matter because people keep replying to your stupid copypastas and memes. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "xD but le smeth is elit-"

SHUT

THE.

FUCK.

UP.

I dont care about your fucking QB either. This is a thread where you post shitty-made memes of your pathetic team for validation, hell it could be /s4s/ for all that matters - you are all just cancerous attention whores. The idiots on this board who continue to reply to your shitposts have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you fucking dont. You're valued for nothing. Why you think posting the same fucking shit in every god damn /nfl/ thread is funny is fucking beyond me.

Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you classless pieces of human garbage. I cannot stand your vapid fanbase or the way you constantly scream during a fucking game. You are literal scum who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random autists on the internet and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring memes on our board? Think again, fuckface. Fans like you are the most boring people any NFL fan could ever meet, because you do nothing but spam the same fucking memes and copypastas or SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or say something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.

>>73934426
>MIN: Report: Bridgewater likely to miss all of '17
F

>>73934426
>MIN: Report: Bridgewater likely to miss all of '17

Holy shit just how bad was his injury?

>>73934478
Really bad nerve damage, he might never be the same.

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>>73934426
>MIN: Report: Bridgewater likely to miss all of '17

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>viqueens

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>>73934426
>GB: Packers may be more aggressive in free agency

heard that last year and many other years
although as it stands you would have to go beyond being conservative to try and cure this secondary through the draft alone
TT might just be that crazy now

>vacation for members of loser teams to play touch football and chill
has the probowl been irrelevant since 2010?

>>73934426
Fucking Christ, do we really need another extra week before the super bowl

>>73934473
>>73934478
>>73934482
>>73934484
This man's pro football career is more or less over.

>>73934473
RIP in peace Bridgewater.. Maybe he'll pull a Cunningham and get an elite arm upon return

>>73934610
Cunningham had the privilege of playing with carter and moss, bridgewater has nothing

>>73934618
Maybe Diggs and Treadwell will got gewd or they'll get lucky in the draft. Not a Vikes fan but maybe they'll get it together by the time he's healthy

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>>73934618
don't you ever compare Bridgewater to Cunningham again you filthy casual

>>>/trash/

>>73934645
Wasn't Treadwell fucking awful?

>>73934653
Aren't we autistic? People compare Qbs all the time why is it so bad to compare the two given the circumstances

>>73934689
I heard he was a slow fuck for a WR but that's about it, being possession/YAC guy could always workout

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>zero wins against good teams in 2016
>federally convicted cheater
>since 2011, has beaten a league low 33 teams with a winning record
>exposed as system babby after team went 3-1 without him
>1-3 against Peyton "most one and dones in NFL history" Manning in the playoffs
>blew a 15 point lead in one game
>0-2 against Peyton's autistic brother in the SB
>only scored 14 points in a SB with Randy Moss
>18 and 1
>threw an intentional grounding in the endzone for a safety in a SB
>lost to the worst team (2011 Giants) in Super Bowl history
>has lost to Mark "ButtFumble" Sanchez while at home in the Playoffs
>gifted a playoff win by refball
>cheated to get 3 out of his 4 rings
>bailed out by a HOF kicker three times
>injuries to the Seahawks secondary and a brain dead OC gifted him his fourth
>has had a noodle arm his entire career
>is a dirty player who tried to end Ed Reed's career
>blown the fuck out by Earl Thomas on twitter
>struggled against a 9-7 team and threw two INTs
>only won because opposing QB had the brain of an inbred hick
>cheated to beat a sick, mentally distracted Steelers team with no defense
>been carried by the No. 1 scoring defense all year
>been carried by the GOAT coach his entire career
>going to be BTFO by the MVP of the league in the Super Bowl
>will never be as good as Joe Montana
>will be remembered as a cheater if he is even remembered at all

Is he finished?

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This is nice thread

>>73934782
literally impossible to argue against this.

>>73934782
>INB4 Your doing God's work anon

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*rap song lyrics*

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>>73934782
>will never be as good as Joe Montana
Walked right into that one

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I have never been less hyped for a super bowl.

bridgewater = ok completion% and nothing else with a top 3 run game

shitford = record completion% and 258 yards a game in a new system with worst run gam in the NFL which would = 4100 yards had he played 16 games

>>73934933
i'm, just depressed but desu this should be a good game desu desu in my opinion


>boohoo >we would have made they playoffs if this shit inexperienced QB was alive

LOL

I dont think so

>>73934798
a g r e e

>>73934798
N I C E
I _ I
C__C
E___E

>>73934782
what's the name of your team anon
just wonderin

>>73935094
hes a green bey packers anon in my estimation (or colts oldfag)

Aaron keeps getting robbed by 0 defense/other excuse desu

he could be an unrelated memeFAG

>>73934933
Then you are a casual.

>>73935160
Even from an insider perspective, this game looks like it'll be yet another Pats blowout.

>GB: Packers may be more aggressive in free agency

gee where have I heard this before?

>>73935419
will you marry me?

Why are the Packers such Jews in free agency?

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THE HOUSTON TEXANS
HOUSTON
TEXANS

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>>73934798
Very nice

>tfw the Seahawks/Patriots SB had the best hype.
>Marshawn refusing to talk to media
>deflategate
>all that legacy discussion
>Discussion of the crazy NFC games
>tfw the game delivered

Why can't every SB be SB49?

>>73935881

I unironically think Pats/Hawks Owl is the GOATest owl of all time.

>>73935881
It was a good game because it was a good game. I really don't care about all the other stuff.

>>73935620
risk averse

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>>73935881
>>73935927

even as a hawk fag I have to agree that game has to have been one of the best in decades

>tfw my friends watching with me did nothing but banter the whole time about non-football shit and kept asking what was happening

>>73935824

> having another team win the Super Bowl in your stadium

Cück

I kind of feel bad for falcons fans. All week they're going to be getting pumped up and hyped thinking their team has a shot in the big game, only to have their hearts ripped out when they get demolished by the unstoppable juggernaut that is this Patriots team.

>>73936375
>Patriots
>Unstoppable

They lost twice.

>>73936398
Atlanta lost 5 times what's your point?

First time was with the 3rd string quarterback starting.

Second was a fluke.

Amd I'm talking about now anyways. Atlanta doesn't have a chance.

>>73936468

People who say things like this are always the people that have 0 dollars on the game.

>>73936468
i think the pats will win aswel(dependent on the stopage of julio) but you have to remember
any
given
sunday

>>73934536
Its not even in hawaii anymore, the pro bowl is a complete and total joke even for the players.

>>73936198
>having the team the blew you the fuck out a few weeks ago come into your stadium and win the super bowl while you watch from the couch

The dilapidated third world shantytown of Houstain

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>>73934468
Salty raider detected

>>73934473
>>73934478
>>73934484
Who cares, I thought he was already a bust and the vikings moved on

>>73942370
wasn't even a blow out faggot

>>73934782
>>will be remembered as a cheater if he is even remembered at all
I've always wondered why actual fans of the game are still saying this.

Don't understand the Ideal Gas Law?
Here's a simple experiment you can do in the comfort of your own basement. Take one of your 2-liter piss bottles, and empty it in a corner. Then, screw the cap on tightly. Place this seemingly empty bottle in mom's freezer.
Masturbate.
Watch an episode of your fave anime.
Have mom make you hot pockets.
Check your frozen piss bottle.
"Why has it caved the fuck in???" You may ask.
The answer is simple: PV=nRT

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i've been on /pol/ trolling hwndu all weekend....hold me /sp/


whens the Probe Owl start?

>Thread Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34P_EZ0n7eY

>>73935346
Literally nothing indicates it will be Pats blowout

>>73935961
Pat/hawks was the most hype for me since Titans/rams

>>73941418
Anybody who thinks that the Patriots can win simply by stopping Julio clearly hasn't watched a single Falcons game this year.

>>73943156
Even Lebanon knows more than Pats fans

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>>73943156
We didn't stopped Julio and we won.

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>>73943413

I moved to Europe this year and I havent' been able to watch a lot of games. Can the Falcons stop the Patriots?

I really don't want to see those cheating pieces of shit get another title.

>>73936468
Put all your money on the Pats if you're that confident

>>73935881

538 created a metric for how exciting a game is where they took win percentages at varying points in the game, and weighted them so that big swings in win percentage late in the game carried more importance than early swings. Then they ran this metric for every Superbowl ever. In terms of this excitement metric, SB49 was the second best ever behind only some game from the early 90s. However, combine that excitement with the legacy storylines for both teams (possible back to back wins for Seattle against two of the best QBs of all time, vs. SB #4 for Brady, BB, and the Pats) and I think that it's pretty hard to make a case against SB49 being the best ever.

>>73942882

Capped for reposting in future anti-Brady threads/posts.

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/sp/ told me Matt Ryan wasn't elite, just a Julio Jones babby
why is /sp/ always wrong?

>>73943668
because /spee/ is just an extension of /pol/ and /pol/ is never right

>>73943156

I know the Pats have a habit of taking away your best player and making you rely on everyone else, but I almost wonder if the Pats are best off doing the opposite of that in this game. Basically match up so that every player except Julio is outclassed (which the Pats can do IMO) and let JJ go ham. Though this may produce a lot of production from him, there is no a Julio Jones/Matt Ryan connection can outpace the entire Patriots offense if the rest of the Falcons offense is effectively shut down, especially if the Pats win the battle of the clock and can keep their defense fresh while wearing down the Falcons defense by sheer on-field time differential. I haven't watched a ton of Falcons this year but my impression is that teams that beat them did not do so by shutting down Julio Jones.

>>73943707
I'd have to check the stats again but I think if you look at the games where julios stats are the worst, the falcons won all of those games

>>73936468
11 out of 12 of the last super bowl winners were the team the had the hardest strength of schedule. Like another anon said, put all your money on the pats and screen cap it for us

>>73943794

But 4 of the last 5 times the #1 scoring defense played the #1 scoring offense, the good defense won out.

And there are a number of other metrics including redzone offense and defense, YAC offense and defense, etc., where the Pats appear to outclass the Falcons on both sides of the ball.

>>73943668
Because /sp/ isn't one person.

>>73943748

Well that's just it. If you double team Jones or if you don't have the defensive depth to put a star defender on him and still cover the rest of the Falcons offense, you'll get steam rollered. But if just let him go and shut the rest of the offense down, you're basically just needing to get your offense to beat an unrestricted Julio Jones, which the Pats should in theory be able to do.

Also, is everyone assuming that Julio Jones' foot injury is going to be a non issue? He played through it well against the Packers, but it was bad enough prior to the game that he skipped practices...

>>73943901
Iirc, the Falcons are 3-4 when Julio has 100+ yards -- or something like that.

He's not the be-all, end-all.

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why do normies think tom brady is a cheater? is it just because he's so great and constantly wins and normies hate winners?

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>Chris Long is Howie Long's son.
Shit, how did I not know that.

>>73943794
and 11 out the of last 12 wearing white jerseys won the super bowl

>>73943917
Yep. They're also 4-0 when Julio is held to 40 yards or less

>>73934473
As an SF fan may I simply say, I'll take him.

Bois' need to draft this nigga

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yO9MIxmZJAk

>>73944384
You guys are getting Cousins of the skins don't franchise tag him. Bet on it.

>>73944367

6-0 if you count the 2 games he missed or 7-0 if you say 60 yards or less

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The niners aren't keeping kapernig......right?

>>73934782
I'm a SF fan and you couldn't be more wrong not only is he not a cheater he's probably GOAT. Montana was great but he had just a great of coach as belichick and Walsh was actually offensive minded. Joe played in the same consistent system and he never broke stat records like Brady who has had like 5 different coordinators over his career. It's hard to compare greats but in my mind Brady had the slightest of edges over Joe cool and it hurts me to admit it but I will not lie to myself to or others.

How many of the QBs were drunk during the accuracy competition do you reckon?

>>73944487
When Joe played QBs weren't treated like fragile babies and receivers were allowed to get mugged all the way down the field without flags.

>>73944405
Yeah I know. I have wet dreams about this scenario. My biggest fear is the skins pony up and keep him, my 2nd biggest fear is they pony up and trade rape us for picks.

>>73944532
Joe also played in a time when there was no salary cap and free agency practically didn't exist. Fuck off, "le wrong generation" baby

>>73944544
I guarantee the skins are looking at that 2nd overall like it's a juicy steak. Hope you guys get him, Idk why, but I hate the skins.

What is the ultimate "I give up on this drive" playcall?

>>73944532
Brady played in that Era too for 3-4 years if you dont remember

he won 3 super bowls in that time lol

So whats your next shitty excuse?

>>73944612
>he won 3 super bowls in that time lol

No he didn't.

>>73944532
>QBs yes
>Wrs
No by this time pass interference was a thing, they did this in like 1980 in response to Pittsburgh Molly whopping instead of playing ball. Joe also had young, fresh Jerry Rice
>Hhhhhnnnnngggg
For two of those SB runs. Look we are splitting hairs here but anyone who can't admire what Brady has done is not a fan of football or are so butthurt they've gone delusional. Has some calls gone his way?sure, but remember this guy got his knee rekt watched his team make playoffs without him then came back from it all to get to 3, 3! More owls !!!!

>>73944638
01 03 04

the WR rule changed at the end of the 04 season

are you stupid trolling or just asshurt over Brady getting a chance at 5?

>>73944612
>That era

>>73944595
draw play?

other than a kneel down

>>73944592
Probably because the skins are actually faggots and have the worst ownership in the NFL and they are lucky to have a QB like captain Kirk but they are so shitty they can't put decent talent around him but then get mad when he throws picks just trying to make something happen. Christ the average age of a starting receiver is 30+ on that team.

>>73944698
rule changes took place in 2004

he had two before 2004 season

he had three before the pre seahawk rule changes if thats what you mean

>>73944595

Quick kick

>>73944595
Punt

>>73934933
Then you are a spoon fed casual who need gimmicks to enjoy a good football game

>>73944752
>Mfw my HS coach actually called this play
>The utter humiliation that our coach was such a cuck he wouldn't go down shootin even though we were losing
Feelsbadman

>>73944801
This. I'm pumped to watch two legit offenses go at it. I don't care about the rah rah storylines this is gonna be some good ball.

>>73944853
I really dont get people saying this dont have a storyline, for the Pats Brady gets 5 rings, Belichik becomes GOAT coach, on the Falcons side Atlanta finally wins the big one, Falcons go in the history books as a GOAT offense, Matt Ryan finally joins the elite club.

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>He watches super bowls tom brady is in

Panthers will be back in the hunt next season and Falcons won't be

>>73945007
My dubs say otherwise

>>73945028
My dubs says you shut the fuck up and go back to Ifunny

>>73944939
Oh there are storylines to be sure but for me this game is gonna be about good ball primarily instead of a storyline driven game like last year, yech that was a boring game I like defensive struggles too but that was just two shitty offenses getting BTFO

>>73942958
You should probably go back there then.

Who let you out of containment?

>>73945067
My dubs says ur mum gets BBC daily

>>73944749
Brady did it in that era, WITH the salary cap

Joe has never done that

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>>73944388
>someone named their kid Taco
>TACO
>T-A-C-O
top kek at cuckold muricans for naming their children after a mexican dish. no wall will stop them

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Exactly ONE week until Tim Broody loses yet another Super Bowl. the madman

>>73945125
>He doesn't know about nignog naming rituals.

>>73944388
Filthy.
I hope SF drafts him and makes him rolb.

>>73945125
It's a nickname.

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>>73945222
>>73945444

>>73945488
Dubs don't like we got the trips of truth! All of miner nation must thank me for memeing this into reality

>>73945523
Fucking autocorrect. That shit doesn't even make sense.

>>73945222
Lowkey Michigan's draft class is STACKED

>Chris Wormley (Funkiest worm you'll ever see)
>Jourdan Lewis (Lockdown Corner)
>Taco Charlton (The Beast)
>Ben "Shekels" Gedeon (Had great senior season, and had 9 tackles and a FF in Senior Bowl)
>Channing Stribling (Underrated CB prospect)
>Ryan Glasgow (Guaranteed steal if you've seen him play)
>Matt "GOATin" Godin
>Delano Hill
>Dymonte Thomas
>Jabrill Peppers (You already know)

And that's just the Defense.

People are really underestimating this game, it has a chance to be incredible. Anytime pats go to the Super Bowl we always get a close game

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OJ Howard to the Raiders pls

>>73945704
I was thinking Jake Butt, but after the injury Howard seems safer.

>>73934933
That Baltimore one was probably my least favorite superbowl to watch.

Who are the worst posters in /nfl/?

>>73945891

Tripfags

>>73945891
All of them.

>>73945891
(You)

>>73945891
Krabs is the worst poster tbqh

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>Rich Gannon imploding in the Super Bowl
Gets me every fucking time

>>73944653
>watched his team make playoffs without him
They didn't, though.

>>73944749
>rule changes took place in 2004

It was registered during that season and applied in 2005

Fucking youngfags

Watching this NFL films on the Raiders-Bucs Super Bowl makes me miss the old Tampa Bay jerseys.

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>>73946207

>>73945088
fuckoff faggot, /sp/ is my containment

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>>73946258
Those also, but I meant these.

>>73946316
Always liked these. The new ones are hideous.

>>73946207
so is Atlanta gonna be a bunch of faggots or wear the all black uniforms next sunday?

>>73946346
Can teams wear alts in the super bowl?

>>73946316
I never appreciated how nice those look until they changed them.
The new ones wouldn't be so terrible if not for the digital clock numbers.

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>>73946093

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>Pro Bowl starts at 8 pm tonight
>Want to watch Royal Rumble

>>73946512
Have sex.

>>73946512
>dolphins STILL havent won a playoff game since 2000.

most dysfunctional franchise right now desu

>>73946375
didnt they wear the all blacks in their last SB appearance? granted that probably wasnt an alt at the time

>>73946536
The Bills haven't even been to the playoffs since 1999.

>>73946089
Shit you're right they went 11-5 but still missed. One of only 2 teams since 78 to do so. I remembered the record, but couldn't remember a playoff game so I assumed they were one and done or something. Much apologies. Still doesn't change Brady's greatness tho.

titans are winning the owl next year

>>73946832
If by "winning the owl", you mean "not winning their division or making the playoff", you are correct.

>>73946832
Nope. Shitty overhyped meme team that will go 8-8.

lmao donovan mcnabb was fucking TERRRRASSHHH my nigga

>>73946926
Delet

>>73946926

Your moms name is TERRRRASSHHH? Neat.

NFL Films could make any game look like a movie. Damn I love these. Whoever does the sound mixing and music selection is the real MVP

>>73946061
Rich Gannon was an underrated story
everyone talks about Young, Moon and Warner shitting around and wasting their youth but Gannon had it even worse

>>73947037
problem is people only remember Gannon for having like the worst owl performace ever

>>73946926
Woulda got a ring if not for Team Obliterator.
>but m-m-m-m-m-muh torn acl performance!

>>73947097
>>73947037
>the bucs ruined the careers of both rich gannon and donovan mcnabb

>>73945685
Jeremy Clark is my draftfu 7th round steal

>>73934478

He planted his foot and all his knee ligaments got sent straight to the shadow realm

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>>73947123
Im still pissed they denied him a 6th year. NCAA did him dirty because of their grudge against Harbaugh.

>>73947156
If he could win big games he wouldn't have as many problems

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>>73947066
true but that owl should be remembered as an anomaly more than anything
weird as fuck game and story with jon gruden

How big of a deal is it for the Falcons that Mack hasn't practiced all week because of his leg, and Julio missed practices because of his toe? I know Julio played last game with the toe, but Green Bay has a near non existent defense.

>>73947205
Not that big of a deal. They still have a week to practice.

>>73947202
i miss tirico & gruden combo

>>73945685
Peppers is a coward. I wouldn't take him for anything.

>>73947193
The NCAA/SEC have been banning everything Harbaugh has pulled in the Offseason lately. Can't have Michigan in muh fertile southern pipelines. Saban got really bootyblasted over the Satellite camps last year

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>>73946375
The 49ers are the only team to wear an alternate jersey in the Owl.

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>>73946661
Lmao
>Be me
>Watching heavyweights
>My dad's a lawyer and Perkins didn't refund us. He got on the phone and Perkins folded like the bills in a super bowl
My sides senpai

>>73947231
Whaddya mean? Elaborate. Is it over the Pulled hamstring before the Orange Bowl? hamstrings ain't nothing to fuck with.

So, which team wears white in the Owl? Do they have a choice?

>>73947284
Odd Owls: AFC
Even Owls: NFC

>>73946346
They're wearing red

>>73947202
James Lipton owns the bucks!?

>>73947251
That was their default for the early to mid 90s...

>>73947231
Filtered for being fucking retarded. Peppers begged to be put in every single snap on both sides to the point Harbaugh had to scream at him and tell him to go sit. The last thing he is is a coward you mongoloid faggot. End yourself.

>>73947347
>trips
>ever not being retarded

>>73947268

Had he played a series or two, then sat down, I would be fine with that. But he didn't. He suited up and then didn't play at all. He then announced his intention to go to the NFL a few days later. Coward.

>Patriots will wear white jerseys for Super Bowl LI

Welp.

>>73947343

The black drop shadow and bright red color is a nod to their old uniforms. A few years after this Owl, they went to a darker red and kept the drop shadow.

>>73947385
>literally told not to play
>durr hurr he a coward
>team isn't going to draft him anyway

aren't you from fucking california? retarded bandwagon trips need to fucking kill themselves already

>>73947385
Peppers was the SPEED of the defense and with a hammy he legit can't run. 80% of the time he's a spy and blitzing and with the injury he would have a terrible time trying to contain Cook. It makes more sense to put the healthy backup in. It's unfortunate that all these players sitting out lead to him getting harassed about it. If you watched him all season you'd know he wanted to play badly. He was in tears after the game and inconsolable. Lots of people came out and said he wanted to play and couldn't if you do some research.

>>73947478
>Califag here
>Don't lump that douchebag in with me
>Obviously a leaf with Tor IMHO

>>73947425
In the Brady/Belichick era, the Pats have played 4 times in the blues, 2 wins, 2 losses. They have played 2 times in the whites, 2 wins.

The 1996 team wore blues and the 1985 team wore red.

>>73947681
>ignore being BTFO in favor of some random autist shit about uniforms

sounds like you're the coward here m8

>>73947697
What is there to say? He quit the team to go to the NFL after the game. If he was really injured, he would have come back for another season. But he didn't. That's all that I can say. If people want to disagree with me, then I can't do anything else about it.

>>73934478
He dislocated his knee, which means that he tore every single ligament in the joint. His lower leg was only attached to his upper leg by the skin.

>>73934536
The pro bowl has been irrelevant for like 20 years.

>>73947728
>If he was really hurt he would have come back another season
To play amateur, sports? and get reinjured? b4 ever signing a rookie deal?
>Unsalvageable retard here folks.

>>73947728

Dude Im giving you the benefit of the doubt because from what Im observing, you haven't watched Michigan play at all this year, and know nothing about Peppers. But just stop you sound so fucking stupid right now.

>>73947728
lmao why don't you look into the bullshit you're pretending to know about for one second

he physically couldn't play at a level where it would have been better to have him in the game, so he was benched. he wanted to play, but harbaugh benched him.

>>If he was really hurt he would have come back another season
after being a heisman nominee? this year is his peak as far as being drafted, you can't begrudge him more money.

>>73943859
Falcons defense has been much better since the bye, and their numbers are heavily skewed from playing with a three score lead and letting the other team move done the field in prevent defense. They've sat starters in some games. Not saying they're amazing or anything, but better than the stats imply.

>>73947792
>>73947794
>>73947849

Fair enough. I disagree. Let's leave it at that.

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>>73947866
Alright
/argument

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>>73934933

>The two legitimate best teams from either conference are going to square off
>No memes, no lucky breaks, two teams that destroyed their playoff opponents
>One of these teams had the best offense of the season and 3rd best all time
>The other had the top defense of the season and are coached by a literal defensive wizard
>There is a QB playing who could cement himself as the greatest football player of all time with a win
>One of the head coaches will be playing for his fifth owl win, cementing himself as the greatest head coach of all time

If you can't get excited about any of that you're just some sore loser who's mad that his favorite team didn't make it in.

>>73935881

Best Superbowl ever.

As the years go on and people forget about how salty they were at Tom and the Patriots, this game will be recognized as the best.

>>73947997
>>No memes, no lucky breaks,

but people love memes and lucky breaks

I'm not watching a single super bowl until they let Tebow play in it

>>73936375

I'm a Pats fan and I think this is going to be the most competitive game we've seen in the playoffs. There is a very real chance the Patriots could lose. This Falcons team is for real.

Is the shitposting going to be better if Brady wins or loses?

>>73947997
let me guess, you're a patriturd fan

>>73948050
>this is going to be the most competitive game we've seen in the playoffs
aside from the cowboys-packers game, literally none of the playoff games have been competitive

>>73948031
2003 and 2014 super bowls were the best

>>73946258
>>73946207
>>73946316

The Bucs went from the GOAT uniforms, to just trying to fit in, to the most hideous uniform of all time with this digital clock shit.

>>73948062
Wins because /sp/ would literally have a mental breakdown because people will unanimously consider him the GOAT. But losing tho...

>>73947997
>No memes, no lucky breaks

Thats what I love about this matchup just two teams duking it out.

No meme dab, no meme old man sheriff, no meme beastmode, just good old football

>>73947318

Does this mean the Patriots get to wear their Blues? Would much rather see that than the whites.

>>73948173
No. The Pats are wearing white. Can't have two solid colors on the field at the same time.

Separately, in uniform trivia, the Packers and Steelers both wore yellow pants in Super Bowl XLV.

>>73947284
The "hometeam" alternates between the AFC team and the NFC team every year. The "hometeam" gets to decide if they're wearing white or one of their home colors. The NFC team is the hometeam this year, and the Falcons have chosen to wear their red home uniforms. Therefore the patriots are wearing white.

Who dick is bigger Blounts or Julio? My wife and her friends are doing thier super bow prop bets on players dick size. Oddly enough there are no white players on the list, strange

>>73948168

There were no stupid pass interference penalties that were either called or not called that decided either of these teams games.

No suspect catches, nothing like that, just two teams that proved themselves to be the best in their conferences and now they get to play each other to see who the best of the best is!

>>73948220
Definitely Blount. Julio's cloud be longer but I guarantee that Blount's cock is thicc af.

>>73948220

Probably Julio's.

LeGarrett Blount turned down an offer to have a three way with me and girlfriend. I suspect this is because he is ashamed of his penis size and didn't want to risk some white boy out-performing him.

>got up for work at half 5 this morning
>have to stay up until 5 tomorrow morning to watch the probowl

Wew, can't wait to watch this glorified kick in the park.

>>73948123

Agree to disagree.

Wait, when you say 2014 are you talking about the Pat/Seahawks or the Broncos/Seahawks?

>>73948072

Yes I am, but I have a lot of respect for this Atlanta team. They're for real and there is a chance they could beat the Pats.

>>73948286
>do i assume he's talking about the bucs-raiders and seahawks-broncos games, two boring blowouts, or the patriots-panthers and patriots-seahawks games, two all-time owls

maybe just think a little before you respond

>>73948220
I think blounts just got a thick meat dick, while Julio got a long curved dick. Bitches love curved dicks, my wife bull got one and she shares him with her whole book club

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May the families of all those Cowboys finally get peace

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>>73948220
punters because they dont roid or feel the need to compensate by playing sexy positions

>tfw no punter bf

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>>73948367
>punters don't roid

>>73934478
>>73934482
>>73934609
>>73942526
>>73947137
>>73947732

Don't forget he would've lost his lower-leg if not the for trainer

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>>73948123
>TFW no love for '84 cincy vs. SF
>No love for the greatest 2 minute drill in owl history
>No love for Walsh being carried off the field to his retirement

>>73948392
is that supposed to be impressive

>>73948409
bunch of millennial cucks don't know shit about da foosball

>>73948062

Wins, hands down. Brady lovers can claim he's either GOAT or in GOAT contention even if he loses. Their shitposting would be defensive and probably not entirely unjustified.

If Brady wins, he is the hands down no questions asked GOAT. Literally anyone who questions that for any reason is immediately discarded as saltly. The shitposting from both sides, as a result, will be glorious.

>>73948409
Don't you mean 89? I remember that game well.

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>>73948409
Oh I forgot to mention
>TFW we still get to taste boomer esiason and Chris collinsworths salty salty tears every time they cover an SF game.

>>73948453
Shit you're right. We beat cincy twice xD
84 was the phincucks.

>>73948392
I dont get people who think super low body fat is sexy

looks like it would hurt for some reason

>>73948504

Is this a joke?

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>>73948504
the "V" thing is really popular, but it just means your skin is pulling against your hipbones

how you doing in the offseason? was this a successful season for you guys?

>>73948504
You don't get it because you are fat

>>73948504
hmm?

low body fat doesnt hurt at all

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>>73948521
no
15% body fat is best
this is a fact

>>73948577
>how you doing in the offseason?
shit but that's mostly my fault and not football related
>was this a successful season for you guys?

it went way further than it probably should have but it's also evident that no matter how well your QB plays it cant cover up a weak defensive roster

>>73948578
no

>>73948618
just some instinctual thing I cant explain

>>73948504

Hurt like how? Like hurt your ego?

>>73948504
Because people with low body fat are better at sex. insane cardio and strength training. Mix in some plyo and some weight training.
>>73948577
We call it the sex V. It means you have highly developed hip muscles and lower ab muslces which allows you to thrust and pull a lot fast. Good for sex.

>>73948578
Exactly
>>73948618
yeppers
>>73948464
total liberal here, but I haven't had a problem with what trump has done so far. Obama did the pretty much the same thing and no one cared with the muslim state bans. Then not funding cities who are actively aiding criminals...

I don't see the problem. Hell the guy is even going after the bs f 35 non sense.

>>73948693
cute pic

it was a hell of a run by rodgers, and i think in the end you just have to take that for what it's worth, a great QB having an incredible season. both playoff wins seemed fun too, even i got to enjoy them because of who you were playing.

biggest thing going forwards is to build a fucking defense obviously, you can't just keep wasting these rodgers seasons. there's another owl in there if ted thompson pulls his head out of his ass.

>>73948743
lol there's like a trump protest on my campus right now.
i don't really see the big deal, isn't it a temporary ban anyway? like 90 days?

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>>73948800
there was something spooky about your pic

knowing ted he wont touch FA and will draft some front 7 project with the 1st and address the cornerback position with the 3rd at best

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>Cardinals might lose Palmer AND Larry

>>73949368
Hey, gotta get rid of the old guys at some point. This seems like a good time to rebuild.

>>73949368
Gonna have to move on at some point.

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>>73948951
very spooky

that secondary needs to be completely rehauled, still can't believe they let hayward walk. shields is probably done too
>>73949368
fitz will hurt, but palmer is a shell of his former self desu

>>73949368
Only one of these two is a loss

>>73949399
>>73949394
>>73949429
>>73949443
I think we have some talented wideouts who will make Larry's departure hurt a little less, but a lot of the pain is the ending of an era.

But we're gonna hurt for a while when Palmer is done. There will be no rebuilding at QB, we will simply import someone with a foot in the grave.

>saints wr coach is our new OC

is this a good thing? saints seem to be a wr factory but brees wont be throwing to them

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>>73949504
>I think we have some talented wideouts who will make Larry's departure hurt a little less
like john "concussion" brown? losing floyd hurt

honestly if palmer stays for another year the best thing to do might be to grab a QB at pick #13 and accept the rebuild. deshone kizer isn't ready to be a full-time starter but he's loaded with potential and is a good fit for the arians offense. if he learns behind palmer for a year that could be a good solution.

if palmer leaves i'd wait till 2018 though, that's a much better QB draft.

Jesus Christ...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/american-sports/horrific-moment-basketball-players-eye-9699751

>>73949394
>>73949399
>>73949429
>>73949443
do you people forget what we had to deal with at QB before palmer saved >us from that?

>>73950225
>that 2012 jets-cardinals game that ended 7-6

>>73950257
>that 6-6 Hawks/Cards game just this past season

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>>73950280
One of the highlights of this otherwise dismal season tbհ

>>73949443
Palmer was clearly shook from the NFCCG last year but come on, after Warner got bountygated into retirement this team was dead until he came along. He might be on the way out but you have to show the guy some love.

>>73950436
Palmer sucked even before that NFCCG. I think that injury near the end of last year fucked him up.

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>mfw this AFC Pro Bowl roster

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>>73951161
>mfw the NFC demolishes the AFC thanks to Dak and Zeke

>>73951242
Life is simply unfair

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>>73951382
Don't forget half of Vikes D tearing shit apart too.

>>73951610
456 TDs now

If your QB has fewer playoff wins than Matt Ryan you should literally find a new QB

>>73951610
I fully and wholly support the complete eradication of Canadians.

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Remember when the Vikings were 5-0 and Super Bowl contenders?
Remember when the Cowboys weren't going one and done in the playoffs?
Remember when the Dolphins won 9 out of 10 games?
Remember when Derek Carr was an MVP candidate?
Remember when the Patriots were going to start 1-3 because Brady was out?
Remember when the Panthers were going to follow up with another dominant season?
Remember when the Ravens were getting the playoff spot over the Steelers?

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>gfiting everyone on your team gold-plated headphones
It's undeniable now. Matty Ice is the GOAT

>>73935881
SB 43 and SB 49 are all time greats desu

SB 50, the golden anniversary, failed to beat it in ratings

>>73951946
>Beats

Disappointed in his shit taste in headphones

>>73951908
Remember when everybody said the seahawks were going to miss the playoffs for the 4th year in a row

>>73952027
pmt

>>73951946
>that horrendous font
they might as well be AFFLICTION headphones

>>73952040
no

not at all

especially in a division with the rams and naners i never thought this

>>73952128
Nah everybody expected the Cardinals to win the division.

>>73945685
>lockdown corner
>gave up the losing TD in the Orangeb Owl

>>73951722
>theres a chance ryan could turn his 1-4 record into a 4-4 record

Truly we are living in the darkest time-line

>>73951908
>Remember when the Vikings were 5-0 and Super Bowl contenders?

The Falcons did the same thing last year and are now in the SB so maybe the Vikings have a shot next year.

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>>73952179
He could also potentially tie Joe Flacco's record for most TDs in a single postseason with one less game.

>>73952169
I personally had seattle winning the division but i never thought they'd be anything less than a wc.


nice victim complex though

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>>73946661
Has there ever been a more franchise wrecking moment then this
>be the bills
>one last chance to get an owl in your GOAT decade
>play the titans, who had lost their entire fanbase as the oilers through bad management and needed a flashy new logo and identity to stay afloat
>comeback to win in the final seconds
>titans get a meme play in the last seconds that wins them the game
>another buffalo choke
>don't be good ever again

>>73945685
The only good players there are Charlton and Glasgow

>>73947728
>staying in school when everyone and their moms have you as a 1st round pick
remember Matt Barkley and Ifo Ekpre Olomu were once listed as 1st rounders

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>>73952210
If he has a really good game he could also end up having the greatest playoff passer rating of all time

What a world we live in..

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Jesus fuck lads I'm not ready for the offseason yet

>>73952180

Well the Dolphins went 7-0 during a stretch this season so maybe they'll beat the Vikings in the Owl next year.

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>>73952275
I've been ready for it for months

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PRO BOWL BABBY

LES DO THEESE

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Why is the nba allstar break like 2 tiers above other sports? Baseball is the only other one that's even respectable

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There's always next season

>>73952420
dunk babbies

>LA Chargers
>gonna puke

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Seattle's here

did we send anyone of note?

>>73934426
is this Pro Bowl worth watching or is it just a meme game

Reminder that if Rivers and Brees switched teams The Saints would have 6 super bowl wins and the Chargers would still have 0

>Colts officially hired Chris Ballard as their GM.

>>73952420
Because in NBA, it's easier to showcase individual talent and have it be flashy as hell. It's hard to do that with the NFL. And even if you can do it, it usually puts players at risk of injury.

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>>73952497
>we are the NFC D
great game incomoing

>>73952498
it's a meme game but at this point you'll take anything

>>73952538
thees

>>73952498
It's a meme game but it can be occasionally entertaining. Just keep in mind that most players don't even try (especially defense). The only time I've seen pass rushers try in the Pro Bowl is against Cam Newton because everyone hated that faggot.

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>tfw wishing there was a spring football league

>>73952560
>tfw trump killed the USFL

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>>73952560
i watch arena sometimes, but... ;_;

>>73952420
Only because players put some effort into it

MLB All-Star game is good cause it was actually worth something relevant

NBA All-Star game is good as long as the game is close in the last few minutes so players actually don't want to get meme'd on but the whole weekend in general is the best in sports

Pro Bowl used to be good but now it's just dragons and touch football

Anybody watching this pro bowl pre game shit on ESPN? They're showing 13 year olds flag football

Also, this pro bowl is going to be played in the dark under lights, feels fucking weird

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what the fuck are we watching?

why aren't we in Hawaii?

>Throwing across your body on the run

Fucking blacks and those stupid mouth guards

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>>73952560

>there will never be a 32-team single elimination spring tournament

>>73952582
what would make the pro bowl more relevant besides just more money for the players?

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>>73952650

what about the apocalypse?
we could do it then.. can't be far away now..

>JJ Jerry

Sounds like a SS Stutter