/heem/: sage northcutt edition

sage edition barf dude

Joey "the mexecutioner" Beltran

>3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt

Oh man I totally forgot this event. Thanks for the reminder! I can't wait!!

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>>73954113
Stipe tapped

#notmychampion

Champs in each weight class by end of 2017?

>DJ
>Dillashaw
>Aldo
>Khabib
>Woodley
>Romero
>Jones
>Ngannou

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>Hey Jamie,go and find us this mma general on 4chan

>its spelled heem,H-E-E-M

>there we go

>oh my god look at this shit,all the flags,pics and memes,isnt that cool Eddie?

>hooooly shit they're even roleplaying as fighters,thats ridiculous

>look at that,there are pics of Brendan everywhere,what the fuck

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>no cody buttasspoop
What kind of thread is this?

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>replying to yourself as if you were another person and using multiple proxies to give the illusion that your thread has traffic

kek

JOEY "GIVE ME ANOTHER DOZEN DONUTS" DIAZ

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>>73954160
a good one
fuck cody buttasspoop

good op

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>>73954168

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kooker bless

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>>73954168

>>73954166
oh come on dude lol

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>>73954188
>not liking cody buttasspoop
Yeah, I think I requested one from ya with teeth getting knocked out

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Schaub is God

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>>73954188
Cody would fuck you up, I would break that little boy mentally.

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>>73954200
>those legs

>>73954222
>implying Mile Goldberg could win a fight with a UFC fighter

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>tfw you realize Goldie kept it on these fake ass corporate Jew niggas and they couldn't handle it
>Goldie the realist, fuck what y'all talking bout

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>>73954236
are they not divine?

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>>73954200
Any guesses on who she's going to fight next?

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>>73954250
Goldie has killed people you dumb fuck he's a drug addict gangster. You see why Joe respect him, joe don test him. And honestly, it kinda look like joe is Goldie's bitch, like he's completely comfortable and safe around Goldie gangster ass cuz Goldie real.

>>73954301
not a clue

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OK, so I was watching Reem-Dos Santos earlier today and I noticed that Reem was doing this thing where he would switch stances in the direction he was moving laterally. Switch lefty, move left. Switch righty, move right. Then I pulled up Hunt-Silva I and Silva's doing the same damn thing. What's the deal? Anybody know the idea behind this strategy or where it comes from?

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>>73954313
Waterson is fighting Joanna, and Andrade is probably going to get a title shot after she fights Hill
She just fought Rose
I can't imagine the UFC giving Paige a harder fight after she just got choked out by Waterson
Claudia doesn't have any fights scheduled, as far as I know

So maybe either Claudia or Carla Esparza if Carla beats Markos

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>>73954200

>>73954429
>obsessing over the aesthetic of another person's toes

this is why you will die a virgin

>>73954405
Kookie-Calderwood is the moneyfight

>>73954370
Does he do it in his pride days as well?

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This is the real thread. Any thread containing "martial arts general" is garbage and should be heemed back to /asp/.

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who are the p4p sexiest women in MMA?

>1. Veronica Macedo (when not bloating to 135)
>2. Alexa Grasso
>3. Karolina
>4. Michelle Waterson (fat booty)
>5. Lina Lansberg

Nobody talking bout Todd "I'm been just informed that you have won the 50,000 dollar fight bonus" Grisham?
Personally, I enjoyed him there. Felt natural and no awks cross overs or anything alike. Waterson's chair must of been pushed up high to be level headed with the other lads on commentary, except for Cruz cause he a manly Manlet and has no belt.

>>73954504
No Durns?

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did anybody actually watch SUG 3?

>>73954504
>pic related
and thiccenzie

>>73954556
We don't have Fox

Cormier and Cruz didn't seem too fond of him though from what little I've seen

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>>73954504
you also forgot the GOAT

CM Punk should fuck off to some local circuit mma.

CM is super good, can't wait to see him fight again, dude he crazy potential, great young prospect

>>73954570
her face is fucked lad

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>>73954477
Just pulled up his match with Arona and he fight southpaw the entire time. Will watch a couple others.

I wonder if it's specific to a certain gym. Dunno

>>73954625
what are you guys gonna build that wall out of?

>>73954625
Obama already fucked the cubans over don't worry

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>>73954644
Dead niggers, Jews, homosexuals, and spics.

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>>73954644
Smaller walls

>>73954644
Gold

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>>73954594
woops wrong webm

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>>73954625
Tell me he ain't your boy

Tell me
https://youtu.be/0QpI0chNNJc [Open]
Bitchmade pussy nigga

>>73954644
American taxpayer money

*causes technical difficulties*

>>73954743
>>73954743
>>73954743

Fight Companion when?

>>73954710
He's my boy

>>73954763
1 bong 20 bings

>>73954763
1 bong and twenty bings

>>73954601
I think bellator can find him someone to beat.

>>73954601
bj penn vs cm punk is unironically the fight to make

>>73954846
we want to see penn lose, though

penn should fight dooho

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>>73954625

B A S E D

>>73954763
1 bong 4 bongs

>>73954719
*portions dip*

>>73954869
BJ can barely fucking move properly, if punk cant even take 2k17 PENN then he should just heem himself

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>>73954869
>we

Can Shevchenko win the rematch against Nunes?

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>>73954846
i want the UFC to do openweight fights again
punk should fight mike jackson if he actually wants a fight he can win

>Tony Ferguson
>Country: USA

>Stephen Thompson
>Country: UNITED STATES

hmm...

>>73954961
were going to make the UFC great again

new thread:
>>73954962
>>73954962
>>73954962
New thread

>>73954458
stay pleb

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>>73954911
he's very, very angry that nobody used his thread, so he's trying to get back at me by false flag scat spamming his own thread to implicate me
/heem/ politics are fascinating sometimes

>>73954601
CM Punk should be in Rizin fighting Andy Ristie

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>>73954971
>deepthroating toes makes you a patrician

my fucking sides. i would love to see what you maladjusted socially retarded apes look like irl

>>73954714
kek

>>73954714
Wrong!

>>73954983
>>73954983
>>73954983
>>73954983
>>73954983
official heem edition thread

>>73954985
wow, that is incredible. truly fascinating

so now what do you do?

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>They didn't drain the swamp on Jorge

>>73955040
is horhay the one who drains the swamp?

>>73955024
i know, right
so very fascinating
just hide his posts and let him sperg himself out

damn dude, so the scat spammer is really the thread wars loser? or is this just a coincidence?

REAL THREAD:

>>73955033
>>73955033
>>73955033

any streams for SUG3?

>>73955056
its actually spergy himself believe it or not

>>73955056
The spammer was trying to force /mma/ on us a week before he started spamming scat and everyone ridiculed him and ignored his threads.

WWE DISCUSSION NOW:

>>73955097
>>73955097
>>73955097
>>73955097
>>73955097

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/heem/ suffers from two major flaws:

1. responding to Canadian shitposting (those faggots need to be range banned as an entire country)

2. WWE-tier fat dorks with receding hairlines and ponytails trying to pretend like they know ANYTHING (A N Y T H I N G) about martial arts. they can't be range banned, so /heem/ will never be more than shitpost (and .webm) central

sorry it has to be this way mi familia

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>>73955108

>>73955108
>/heem/ suffers from two major flaws:
attention whores like you ya little fairy

what is going on, whos this spammer

>>73955128

there's one now! how do they manage to get anything done with all the ravenous shitposting? don't they get tired and sweaty from their cheeto fingers going at 50wpm for hours on end?

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>>73955040
That nigga got the hood rich

>>73955162

>50wpm

I can text faster than that bud lol

Which one of you hurt the spammer

NEW:

>>73955262
>>73955262
>>73955262

>>73955255

you and your mommy write letters back and forth? that's pretty cute my shitposting friend

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>>73955079
Why would spergOP want us booted to /asp/?

>>73955287

he is but a poor soul freefalling through existence like the rest of us my friend

get in here real thread:
>>73955340

keep in mind, lads, that there are literally (L I T E R A L L Y) people who have nothing better to do than spam/shitpost for hours on end out of absurdly petty spite. think about how little you have to have going on in your life to make your day's mission "bringing down" those who wronged you on /heem/. think about how miserable and empty that person's existence actually is.

we shouldn't hate them, but understand and sympathize. they're only a slight notch above the Canadians, after all

>>73954641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1thJ0PaKaXY

Probably just a recent thing

REAL

>>73955384
>>73955384
>>73955384

>14 simultaneous generals

new:

>>73955424
>>73955424
>>73955424
>>73955424
>>73955424

>>73955410
theres only 1 general and one autistic retard

new:
>>73955460
>>73955460
>>73955460
>>73955460

>>73955410
I think hes trying to get heem banned from /sp/ or something

Post your UFC walkout song.

>>73955294
I do sometimes text my mom actualy

>>73955493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyOcIbRRkiw

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if i stream the fight to go with the fight companion, will you guys give me (you)s?

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>>73955489
Yeah, he is. I wonder if he was behind pic related as well.

the spammer is very obviously somebody who frequents /heem/ a lot

>>73955516
What fight?

>>73955516

yeah, stream fight companion synced with the fights my man

>>73955108
#1 is subjective, there are some quality canadian posters on /heem/
#2 is spot on lmao

>>73955539
hey thanks man

>>73955507

no shit, this was already established you dweeb

>>73955108
>>73955381
spammer

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Who is Joanna fighting next unironically?

>>73955555

>>73955554
>>73955556
>>73955559

so close...

>>73955566
king nate said there is no chance valentina is getting nunes next

>>73955580
wat

>>73955596
lol he's mad I think

Zane Simon

Is God

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Thoughts?

>>73955600

lol you're mad bud lol

so...

masvidal vs lawler?

>>73955645
LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

>>73955655
easy fight for lawler

I enjoy watching mixed martial arts

Sorry for being off-topic

>>73955645
>pound-for-pound
into the trash

Except Cain and maybe Werdum who can stop Ngannou

>>73955655

Nah, he and Robbie are boys. They trained together for a long time at ATT and Jorge said he'd always help Robbie even after Robbie left. Plus, Robbie was at his fight last night.

The best fight to make, IMO, is Masvidal/Gastelum, provided Kelvin can make the cut (he says he can and there's no reason to believe he can't if he's serious about it). Both are on the rise and it makes sense from a rankings standpoint; plus, both are well-rounded but don't back down from slugfests.

I'd also take RDA vs. Masvidal (stiff first test for RDA to see if he belongs in the division and another name-making fight for Masvidal if he wins), Larkin (solid rematch if he's re-signed), or Condit (assuming he still wants to fight, there's no way he gets Maia or anyone ranked higher given he's coming off two losses).

TL;DR: Give me (in order of preference):

1. Masvidal/Gastelum
2. Masvidal/RDA
3a. Masvidal/Larkin
3b. Masvidal/Condit

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>>73955580
Too tired to keep spamming?

>>73955709
>both are well-rounded but don't back down from slugfests.
I hope you're just trying to say that they're both fairly exciting fighters. Both of them are perfectly okay with point fighting rather than trying to finish their opponent

>>73955706
Brendan if they made him the right offer.

>>73955725
>American so must be the spammer

shit you must be the spammer too!

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What went wrong with her career?

>>73955728

Both of them finished their last opponents. Jorge explicitly said he wants to shed the image of being a guy who's content to coast; I assume Kelvin feels the same way.

But no, I wasn't trying to say they're "fairly exciting" or traditionally "point fighters," though those things are true. I just truly think they're decently well-rounded but would choose to keep it standing, which would make for a very good fight between two guys with clean MMA boxing.

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>>73955740
So...yes?

>>73955776

no lol. what a weird way to start a conversation

>>73955774
I agree, though I find that fights between standup fighters that have good striking defense usually end up being "safe" point fights.

That's a great matchup, though. I hope it happens now that I'm thinking about it. But I do think there's a very high likelihood of it going to a lucklaster decision.

Will you buy Floyd vs. Conor?

>>73955787
Stop spamming, spammer

>>73955794

Jorge publicly bet Dana $200K to find him a guy who can beat him. Plus, he said he's done with decisions. I truly think he's changed his mindset and learned to hone his aggression. No way to get those big fights he wants if he wants to be the Dom Cruz of 170.

>>73955797

I'll [spoiler]stream[/spoiler] it for sure.

>>73955833

Masvidal vs RDA would be tight

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What's objectively the best fight on this card?

Dennis Bermudez vs. Chan Sung Jung
Alexa Grasso vs. Felice Herrig
James Vick vs. Abel Trujillo
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Volkan Oezdemir
Anthony Hamilton vs. Marcel Fortuna
Jéssica Andrade vs. Angela Hill
Adam Milstead vs. Curtis Blaydes
Chas Skelly vs. Chris Gruetzemacher
Ricardo Ramos vs. Michinori Tanaka
Tecia Torres vs. Bec Rawlings
Alex Morono vs. Niko Price
Daniel Jolly vs. Khalil Rountree

>>73955922
main event and it's not very close

>>73955898

For sure. It's interesting, actually. When I saw that Cowboy was ranked #5 before the fight yesterday, I did a huge mental double-take. I like Cowboy, but he is who he is—a journeyman middle-of-the-road fighter. For him to be #5 really spoke to how far the division had fallen from even just a year ago, when Rory, Condit, Johny, Robbie, Gastelum, and Stun Gun were all still considered beasts. Then I thought about it, though, and it's actually not so bad. It's definitely not the shark tank it's historically been, but Cowboy as a mid-level gatekeeper (#8-10) is a good start, and then you have the influx of exciting talent in Gastelum (if he can make weight), Masvidal, possibly RDA, possibly Larkin if he re-signs, and Gunnar. It's interesting seeing the vets kind of on their way out as the new guys come in. Again, I don't think the division is nearly the death row of killers that it was, but it's still pretty damn good.

>>73955922
/GRASSO/

someone link joe rogans live channel? fight companion should be live?

>>73956043
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

nothing yet

>>73955964
Really hope they resign Larkin, the way he blew Magny out was pretty damn impressive. Serious spice potential with the right matchups.

>>73955964

I kind of feel the same way, but honestly, a lot of those guys near the top or in the way of those that want to be are still very good.

Gunnis is intriguing no matter who he is fighting, Larkin is the same way. It feels like less of a shark tank but Wonderboy, Robbie, Tyron, Gastelum, Masvidal, Gunni, Maia, that's a pretty fucking good list man.

I want to see Masvidal fight them all now lol

https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

WE

ARE

LIVE

>>73956084

They've got to, right? If Bellator hasn't jumped on that signing yet, I don't see how the UFC doesn't bring him back. I just hope they do right by him. I hate seeing demotivated fighters. You see that Cole Miller video? What a bummer.

>>73956093

Yeah, it's still a fucking minefield for sure. I really wanna see how far Jorge goes, too, man. He used to be a part of Kimbo's backyard scraps. Dude grew up in a poor part of Miami. He's straight hood. I'd love to see him tap into that killer instinct like he did yesterday.

>fight companion
>Day after the fights

>>73956150

Are they pretending that they don't know how the fights went? Did they go on a social media blackout for a day? Or did they acknowledge they know how it went down but they're doing a FC anyway?

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>>73956043
>>73956082

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2fFT_Eow2o

We're love bitches.

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tfw i forgot to download the fight before the companion

>>73956161
Eddie is the only one and he might not actually know

Needs more Callen

>>73956182
If Callen isn't there I will listen to it tomorrow

Where can I watch SUG3 for free? First page of 5 different google searches have failed me
Should I give up trying, masturbate and go to sleep? Pls help /b/]

>>73956184
He's just suspiciously quiet

>>73956206
im a failure
or am i using an australian proxy for higher level shitposting??
(its the first thing)

>>73956224
How many people are paying for SUG3? Who is going to bother streaming it lol

>>73956119

I have no idea why Larkin isn't signed yet. Seems like they're really trying to bully him on his contract or something, the dude is exciting as hell to watch.

>guys are finishing on the chin these days
I always knew Robin Black was a faggot but really....

>>73956247
Larkin should go to Lelator and fight Rory

>>73956119
If I were Scott Coker I'd be all over Larkin right now, he's way too good to pass up considering some of the stinkers they've put on recently. Maybe the UFC is waiting to see what they offer him before thy make a move.

Just watched the Miller video. Sheesh. I know it's a business but there's something to be said for making sure your guys feel motivated on a day-to-day basis. No excuse for not doing right by the guys that are taking all the punches.

>>73956289
I'm worried Rory's nose will never recover

>>73956304
>>73956289

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/bellator-bidding-for-ufc-free-agent-and-tuf-winner-ryan-bader-but-not-lorenz-larkin

>Meanwhile, negotiations have come to a halt over welterweight Lorenz Larkin after the two sides could not agree on his asking price

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/fight milk/

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>>73955922
This card is fucking tragic. Lellator-tier

>>73956335
Glad he left. It was a fun ride but there was nowhere else to go for him.
>Heem everyhere in 145 (except Holloway with a busted acl)
>Lose to Nate in embarrassing fashion
>Beat Nate in one of the spiciest fights in recent memory
>Make Eddie look like an amateur
>Heem Maywedder in the 1st

Conor always came across as a "what will he do next!?" type of fighter, never took him seriously as a champion since heeming Aldo.

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who should she fight next?

>>73954159
Live now bitches

https://youtu.be/i2fFT_Eow2o
https://youtu.be/i2fFT_Eow2o
https://youtu.be/i2fFT_Eow2o
https://youtu.be/i2fFT_Eow2o
https://youtu.be/i2fFT_Eow2o
https://youtu.be/i2fFT_Eow2o

>>73956316
Shit. Hope he doesn't get lowballed.

>>73956405
>Callen
Can't do it.

How bad does Robin Black want to slip some poison into Rogan's coffee?

Robin Black wants to be Joe Rogan so bad.

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>>73956405
ROBIN BLACK WTF

this gon b spicy

>>73956441
can only handle him in that one Frasier episode

>>73956456

wants to work with him, you mean.

>>73956456
rogan's coffee is bulletproof though

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>yeah, he's from nigeria
>he speaks 0 english

why are they racist?
>hes black and not american so he must be nigerian and not speak english even tho nigerians speak english

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Schaub is way too high right now. Believe me, I've listened to 1000+ hours of Schaub. He's gone off that dank.

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>Bryan Barberena
Does he even bench?

What's this fight companion for?

>>73956653
big family reunion

can't get any better

this is unironically knowledge, history, a lesson in sporting fighting events™

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>>73956653
Rewatching the heems my friend sync up

Smoke something bitch

>>73956653
yesterdays fights

>>73956401
nigganu's big black cock

is bryan callen retarded

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schaub speaking his """mind"" defending brain damage veterans

P O T T E R Y

>>73956863
Yes

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>Conor is going to defend the belt every 4 months, I can't wait!
>Listen, a title defense can wait, he has history to make
>It's fine he got stripped, cause he totally cleared out the division, and this gives him time to focus on a lightweight title defense
>It's only ten months off, and he'll defend as soon as he's back, so it'll be fine and worth the wait

What's the latest excuse? Or do his fans still need more time to think of one?

Does Conor realize that he's not ''set for life'' yet , provided his luxurious lifestyle?

Why is he trying to openly shit on Dana, the hand that feeds him?

>>73956926

Did you see the video where Dana says he will have an epic downfall if he betrays them? It was in a room full of reporters, and the whole room went silent for a solid ten seconds after he said it lmao

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GADOOOOOOOOOOSH

>>73954672
Kek that's one useless wall.

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BASED PRIME TIM SYLVIA

>>73954644
I suggest sandstone. But trump strikes me as a solid gold type of goy.

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*blocks your path*

>>73954797
Ya. The janitor

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Fight companion is lit now

>>73954945
>Oh for sure
Judging by her latest fight against Pena, her clinch game can maybe suffocate nunes' striking and get off with her Muay Thai/dirty boxing. Gotta give Nunes no room to land her right hand OR like the Holm fight, hang back and the play the counter punching game.

>>73957043
I like his new hairstyle much better desu

>>73957105
What does your wife think of it?

It says the fight companion is live but they're watching the card from last night?

>>73957186
They are watching the tape. They said they agreed to stay off social media but at least half obviously didn't.

>>73957186

it is, and they are.
problem?

>>73954601
Yeah, he's pushing 40, is unathletic, and his body is held together by duct tape at this point. He has no business whatsoever in the UFC.

He should just do some freakshow fights in Japan or lelator. I mean, there has got to be some old guy out there, one that can't afford to train full-time, that he could maybe beat.

>>73957196
fuck off I'll fucking smash the head off you

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*gallops towards you*

>>73954572
WHO?

JRE

JIMMY BURKE IS THERE (Bryan's muse)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2fFT_Eow2o

>>73955706
>Ngannou

The Cain that beat the fuck out of Travis at UFC200 would wreck Nganou. The Werdum who beat the shit out of Velasquez at Altitude would murk nigeria man. JDS who once KOed Cain in One shot would kill Naganou. Mark Hunt would as well and Barnett.

Ngannou is in the oldest division and he isnt trained since birth or from a young age to fight only been doing it for 3 years. He his fucked once he fight a true HW. What he did to Andre Arlovski was all skill and distance control no doubt. But Wait until you fight Alistair Overeem who will kick your ribs off to next century ask Brock Lesnar how that physical size worked for him.

>>73954504
>5. Lina Lansberg
Fuck Yes

>>73957284
>could have sprawled
>could have kneed
>chose to be a bitch

>>73957354
>Overeem and Lesnar are the same size
>Lesnar was sick
>Ubereem is no more
>Overeem has no chin

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this fight companion is goat tier

>>73955922
Bermudez vs KZ is the only fight worth giving a shit about. Should be spicy.

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>>73955767
115lbs

>>73955922

How this card looks horrendous

Edgy just redpilled the world

eddie confirmed browses 4chan and /pol/

if you're reading this jones is a fucking controlled opposition shill

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Young Jamie, why you trappin' so hard?
Why these niggas cappin' so hard?
Why you got a 12 car garage?
Why you pullin' all these rappers cards?
'Cause these niggas pussy and I'm hard
I turn that fuckin' soft into some hard
I grew up in the streets without no heart
I'm prayin' to my Glock and my carbon

Edgy and Callen need a show dedicated to them going at it for hours.

They keep holding back, but they REALLY want to lay into each other.

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>>73957442
21 is fuckin garbage

>LAWD FUGIVE ME LAWD FUHGIVE ME LAWD!!

Do any of you guys like when Eddie talks about conspiracies? I feel like I could debate Eddie and have him mentally stumbling with my superior intellect you know?

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who is the old bald guy behind callen?

>>73956401

That bitch and Northcutt are some top marketing products, Reebok really wants some blondies as champions.

And Dana convinces these retards to get rekt and make them believe they'll be champions.

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Edgy is right, Economist is actually owned by the Rothschilds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economist_Group

>>73957479

I feel like Eddie is smart but just struggles getting the right words out sometimes, like when he was describing alex jones all he had to say was 'controlled opposition' and you could tell that is what he meant, but he just kept stumbling trying to explain it because either he doesn't know the word or just couldn't recall it

this Robin Black guy is obnoxious

>>73957479
I'd rather listen to Bravo than hear Joe and Swab verbally suck each other off for 2hours+.

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You've been had by CIA Operation Mockingbird, /heem/

OPERATION

MOCKINGBIRD

>>73954429
you ain't fuckin' around

Please just let Callen and Edgy debate. Stop interrupting Robin Cuck.

>>73954504
Gina Carano you fag

callen is such a cuck

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THOUGHT YOU HAD A THREAD BOYYY
AGGGGHHHHHHH

Schaub pretending to smoke weed now kek

poor edgy brah

I LUHV YOU MAIKKKK

SEE YOU SOON

BOI

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I feel bad for eddy

they gang up on him all the time

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GETTIN' YOU ASS KICKED IS TIMELESS

i miss when rogan was sponsored by alienware

Where does Eddie get his news from? i'd love to know how he differentiates whether A source is fake or real.

jeeze schaub really is a big guy

I'd be scared to sit next to him

>>73957484

JUST

A

COINCIDENCE

DELETE YOUR POST

TENS OF MILLIONS OF SCIENTISTS

ONLY A SMALL HANDFUL ARE CORRUPT

T. STONER BJJ UFC ANNOUCER

>>73955645
I ain't mad. She's been nothing but a dominant force in the Anna weight class.

>>73957566
library.com

EDDIE IS RIGHT

GOD DAMNIT JOE

>>73957592
Rogan has severe confirmation bias syndrome. Only brings guests on that agree with his point of views. Eggy comes on and Joe shows his true cuck colors.

Who is the cat in the blue jacket just chillen

>>73955655
Would be Coolio.
>5th round lawler v Street Fighter Jorge/PayPal Jorge

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Is Eddy bogpilled?

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>Star Documentaries

WHY IS SPACE CGI?

>>73957592
whoa you're so woke af DUDE :p

JOE CONFIRMED MAD

WOAH DUDE REALLY MADE ME THINK

Did Edgy overdose on weed?

FUCK'N JOE BEING A COCKBLOCK

edgy brah is literally my favorite person on JRE

Joe is fucking livid. Edgy won't be back on anytime soon.

joe is butthurt

Joe is suppressing the flat earth truth

How can he be so smart at Jiu-jitsu?

You know Joe is going to cut Eddie from the 911 show

>>73957683
How was Rainman good at cards?

Joe ended that podcast so abruptly. Didn't even plug any comedy shows or twitter handles like he usually does.

Edgy triggered his impatience.

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tfw i paused the stream to take a shit and im seeing you guys talk all this shit but im not there yet

God damn it I missed what happened

Joe's roid rage/CTE kicking in

maybe he should smoke some dmt in his flotation tank and learn to chillax

>>73957703
Edgy Brah went full Alex Jones

I think he's hyping up the JRE 911 Podcast

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You take the planets Earth, Jupiter, Saturn, Mars, and they are orbiting around the sun while the sun is orbiting around a black hole

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that shit is 5th grade science. how the fuck can he still be asking these questions?

>>73957745
What did he ask?

>>73957707
Edgy Brah can legitimately be frustrating to listen to sometimes, I can't imagine an actual conversation

>>73957750
he has no idea how the night sky works. this is one of the first things early man used for seasonal changes for planting seeds and shit but 5000 years later hes still confused

>>73957750
He was asking why we see the same stars every night if the earth is rotating and revolving so fast through space. Joe responded we know through observance that it does, and basically ended it there because Edgy Brah needs to visit a library

>>73957752

Yeah I know but it just seems so funny to me that someone like Joe lets that get to him

Edgy brah is being so harmless and joe is acting like he is telling everybody they are wrong when he's just throwing his own ideas out there and admits he is a wrong a lot of the time

joe/callen take themselves wayyyy too seriously

suprisingly Brendan was actually pretty cool, probably cause he took a baby hit off the joint

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*blocks your path*

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>>73957765

*unzips dick*

>>73957760
I agree, but it stopped being harmless when Joe had somewhere to be and couldn't end the podcast because of it. That's why he was annoyed.

Either way it's not a big deal and I'm hyped for the 911 podcast.

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*throws your yoga mat*

>>73957760

schaub was just egging him on about the sky shit

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>>73957775
*blocks CNN on your TV*

>>73957767
Why and how would your dick be zipped?

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>>73957781
*sucks your cock*

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>>73957745
have some OC heem. good night

>>73957773
Alex Jones is really gonna be on 911 podcast?

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>>73957795

>being this new

>>73957803
You unzip your pants not your dick

>>73957809
It's a meme you dip

>>73957813
No it isn't. Prove it.

>>73957815
*unzips dick*

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>>73957821

poor arlovski and his pit bulls

>>73957821
I don't agree with memes that don't use proper grammar.

Ngannou

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>what haircut you want senpai
>make me look like a cuban boy