/nba/ - Hop on 2k Edition

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NO

GOOD

CLIPPERS

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAA
/NBA/ BTFO AGAIN

>Is this the part in the night when we dance?

Who actually wants Melo? He's literal cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z7EOG8z_e0

what did they mean by this?

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>tfw unohoo's posting pattern is so predictable you can block 90% of his posts with filters

I was really happy to see the Clips lose. Soon they'll cave in and do the Melo trade and then my faggot friend won't be able to chuck 3's when we play 2k

These calls in this jazz game, just wow

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>>73932802
I don't even need to say anything.

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Is it normal for NBA fans to be like this? Loving another team than their own

Or is this just a Reddit thing?

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>when Melo comes in the Clippers get to hang another selfie banner in celebration

No idea how Towns didn't make the all star team.

He's better than Drayboon and Gasol.

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>Knicks are 2 games back from a playoff spot

It's time to go all in

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>>73932802
What did he mean by this?

>>73932809
>Who actually wants Melo? He's literal cancer.

No one sane, but I'm sure some sorry franchise is going to get him to 'shake things up' and effectively blow up their team.

Clippers need to get Melo so they die with some dignity.

>speights, felton, johnson
for
>melo
worth?

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2ND SEED
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>MFUCKINGFW dumbass stupid retarded asshole fagtors """"""""""fans"""""""""" thought they're the second best team in the East

lmao we comin for that booty CLE

>>73932761
So, clips4lyfe is dead right? He hanged himself in shame?

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>>73932802
What did he mean by this?

>curry drops 43
>with cp3 out
>being guarded by austin rivers all game
>GS fans start circle jerking about him being better than WB/Harden

well no fucking shit he's going to drop a lot of points with CP3 out and the rest of his team being so good all he has to do is worry about scoring memes... I mean shit ya'll act like Harden and westbrook don't drop 45 occasionally while being defended by the other team's best player and having to carry the entire offense themselves.

>>73932868
>>73932802

Needs one with Westbrook turning into a turtle. Or a sandwich.

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>>73932881

>>73932902
why the fuck you crying so much bruh

Warriors won, let's celebrate

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>>73932904
Or Harden turning into a door stopper.

OH WAIT

He already is.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73932902
>well no fucking shit he's going to drop a lot of points with CP3 out

C'mon man. It's the fucking Clippers. Even with CP3 in there the rest of those slack-ass faggots who have given up more points when he was on the bench.

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>mfw my rapties have to play the magic,pellies, celtics(LOL), and magic again
>mfw the celtics are happy about sharing the second seed
WEWMAR WEWROZAN

>>73932905
AHAHAHAHAHA
JUST

>>73932919
>Or Harden turning into a door stopper.
>
>OH WAIT
>
>He already is.
>
>HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking Kek

>>73932883
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He's on 2k right now but he's hella upset

I'm up by 40 because I don't play with skunk rules and I just messaged him that it's just like the game tonight

I'm literally raining down 3s with Dion Waiters right now with PERFECT RELEASE and he's literally screaming at his girlfriend lmao!! I think she's recording it too, I'll post it in the discord after

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Can someone shoop Hart to be the Celtics and Lowry to be the Raptors?

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>>73932923
>my fucking face when this bitch boy fagtors """fan""" is dropping the 3rd seed and he's too fucking scared to even admit it

absolutely fucking KEK

>>73932875
fuck you melo is retiring in ny

jazz's coach is really cute

>be nba player
>get blocked by unfunny manlet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73932963
fucking ikr, lowry should just kill himself with all the other raptors players

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PG13 = Lebron that can shoot 3s

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>mfw im screencapping every celdicks """""fan""""" shitpost
>mfw my rapties eliminate the celdicks in the second round

>>73932955

With no playoff wins.

Why didn't David Stern veto KD going to the Warriors?

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>>73932993
>mfw the celtics dont even make the 2nd round

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HAHA HAH HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /NBA/ TALKS SHIT AND CURRY DROPS A BUCK FIFTY ON UM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM ONLY GROWING STRONGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE PART OF THE NIGHT WE DANCE BITCHES

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>won 7 of 10

We're coming for that seed

>>73933037
I came into your mom for that seed that's for sure

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>>73932993
>>73933021
>mfw raptors "fans" probably won't even watch their team in the playoffs if they're not the 2nd seed

Must be a sad existence.

Btw, pic is your average leaf when he watches a fagtors game

Why does /nba/ hate people doing good and love people doing bad?

>>73933050
>this is bantz on /nba/ now

>>73933050
Wow just stop....with every post you just get more embarrassing....

the pressure is on YOU

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>>73933055
because your mom is a good bitch

>>73932902
But he IS better than WB. Westbrook is a statpadder.
Harden is debatable. Harden is really good.

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>mfw celdick fans think their team is good
>mfw they can't rebound for shit

>>73933055

It's "doing well" and "doing poorly" unless these people are fighting crime or robbing banks

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>mfw being the second seed in the East is the equivalent of being the 6th seed in the West

>mfw this two retards are literally arguing over who's getting BTFO by LeBron faster than the other

>>73933022

I don't get this meme. How could a commercial be in the playoffs? Unless you mean they've been played on TV longer, in which case no fucking shit they play them during the entire post season

>>73933118
That's ok because I dance to the sound your mom's ass makes when I hit that shit like a drum

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There is literally nothing wrong with the Warriors. They are the most effective shooters in the NBA and 3 out of their 4 all stars are home grown ffs. They were shit for the longest time too, why is everyone on this board so asshurt about it?

>>73933096
>Westbrook is a statpadder
this is easily the most inane thing that /sp/ says constantly

somebody suggest an album to listen to while Im hatching Pokemon on Go

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we outchea

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>>73933163
>current year
>still playing pokemon go

Whatever, Kid Cudi - Passion, Pain & Demon Slayin'

>>73933175
who gives a fuck

>>73933163

what kind of music you like? rap, dadrock, 90's alternative, or punk metal?

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Don't reply.

Steady as she goes.

>>73933157
>superstar joins contender to form a superteam

only casuals and fans of the players involved(see casuals) like that kind of shit. It's neat for long-time fans of that organization but those same people were disgusted by the Heatles too.

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>>73933186
i like chvrches

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Don't give him (You)s lads

>>73933015
>Why didn't David Stern veto KD going to the Warriors?
>Stern
He's not the commissioner anymore.

Are you asking wrt the blocked cp3 trade?
a) KD to the warriors wasn't a trade, it was a free agency acquisition
b) the NBA doesn't own/control OKC or GSW, but it did control the Hornets when the CP3 trade was blocked

the circumstances are totally different

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>>73933190
what are you chirping about lil nigga? project harder

>>73933213
hey man, being homeless is rough.

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>>73933225
>(you)

Official thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvkrwlLHPq4

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>>73933243

>>73933157
>grow up in LA
>become clippers fan
>constantly get shit by lakers fans
>finally lakers suck
>finally clippers are good and we're no longer their bitch
>rivalry with LA dies down
>suddenly develop new rivalry with warriors
>constantly hear that beat LA shit and getting shit on by norcal
>doesn't matter because we're the best team in california
>this only lasts for like 1 season
>suddenly warriors become new best team
>blow >us out by 40 on live television
>now we're golden state's bitch
>now lakers fans have bandwagoned GSW and now both shit on us

of course I'm going to fucking hate the Warriors. With the lakers being shit this was supposed to be our time to shine, and now they're ruining it with their superteam bullshit.

Carmelo anthony is our only hope

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>>73933243
>I keep three down that's a triple double

>>73933213
Desiigner just looks like Kendrick hit level 16 and evolved

>>73933269
>Carmelo anthony is our only hope
that's kinda sad desu

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>>73933280

>Isaiah Thomas has scored 37 or more points in 7 (SEVEN) of his last 15 (FIFTEEN) games

how was this guy not an ASG starter, like wtf
>inb4 defense
Ya, his defense isn't the greatest, but it's not as much as a detriment as you might think

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>we cant trade for melo because we need auston rivers and raymond felton to challenge the warriors for the western conference championship

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>>73933269

>carmelo anthony is our only hope

who gets melo?
cavs or clippers?

>>73933299
cavs cant get him

Anyone know that little song on Inside the NBA that plays in the background that has a catchy bassline?

>>73933318

Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales of San Francisco

>>73933318
darrude sandstorm

>>73933316
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73933299
lakies

>>73933318
it's a chvrches song

ACTUAL OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L4PxvY2gjP0

>>73933352
SHOOK

>>73932852
Warriors are just a fun team to watch, i dont know why people hate on them. I picked up watching the sport just because of them. I dont wanna bandwagon so i dont say im a fan or wear the merch. but they give very satisfying games.

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>>73933372
tell us based anon what team you rep it's ok we're all anon here, you're among friends. it's not that serious

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>>73933269
>Carmelo anthony is our only hope

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>the Raptors and Celtics would be the 6th seed in the West

>OKC would be the #2 seed in the East

>>73933316

le floor stepback three three man

>>73933352
Listen to some real music like young thug you beta male

Why won't Silver just expand the playoffs to 16 teams per conference instead of 8?

It becomes more competitive and makes the postseason last longer, bringing more $$$

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>>73933461
>real music
>young thug

>>73933463
Because your team sux n we dont wanna c u in the play off

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>Listen to some real music like young thug

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>>73933463
>16th seed lakers win the title over lebitch
>mfw

>>73933487
are kobe's dad's hands bigger than kawhi's?

>>73933442
If OKC were the #2 seed in the East I think a lot of people would talk about them differently, but I guess that just shows how fickle people are and how little things change perspective.

#staywoke

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is he our guy?

>>73933511

But we live in the real world where okc is a sixth seed in the west. Yeah things would be different if they were in the east but they aren't

OKC could upset the Cavs if they were in the East.

*sigh*

if only Silver made the playoffs 1-16 format instead of 1-8

>>73933563
I seriously wish it was 1-16. So many more upsets. A lot closer games instead of a bunch of blowouts in the playoffs.

>>73932852
where do u hang out to discuss NBA shit on reddit?

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Barnes was having a good time at Avenue Nightclub with his teammate, DeMarcus Cousins, when he went to sit at his VIP booth and accidentally “butt bumped” a woman who was at the next booth over.
Barnes claims the woman reacted by slapping him in the face, hard — and that’s when all hell broke loose.
Barnes claims the woman’s crew — which included several men — jumped in and began to get violent. Barnes was knocked to the ground in the melee and one of the men began to choke him.
We’re told Barnes got physical in an effort to protect himself. Cousins also jumped in to defend Barnes. In footage shot moments after the fight, Cousins references Barnes getting choked.

>tfw you will never butt bump a thotty in the vip while poppin bottles with your squad

>>73933563

OKC would get shot out the gym. They can't score enough and have no answer for LeBron or Kyrie

>>73933605
>I punched the shit out dis nigga
what did Boogie mean by this?

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>Cavs would be the 4th seed in the West

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>>73933609
>They can't score enough and have no answer for LeBron or Kyrie
lmao why you scared tho?

>>73933563
Less money for the league goy...erm I mean guy

Less viewers because less viewers in the east coast would be staying up to watch the game that is happening in the west coast.

Less viewers because more viewers in the west would still be in work during an east coast game.

More plane trips more travel cost.

Besides most owners would just veto it

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>mfw LeBron is going to the Spurs and Aldridge is getting traded to the Cavs

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>>73933639

See you tomorrow m8

>>73933647
None of what you said is based on actual fact and is pure BS you pulled out of your ass and already debunked.

Adam Silver is already seriously considering a 1-16 format along with allowing more expansion teams among other things.

>>73933605
>Barnes was having a good time
>Barnes claims the woman reacted
>Barnes claims the woman’s crew
>Barnes was knocked to the ground in the melee and one of the men began to choke him
>Barnes got physical
>Cousins also jumped in to defend
>Cousins references
someone is lying here this seems fishy

>>73933667
source?

Also I did pulled it out my ass.

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>>73933029

anybody know a good source to download games? i wanted to watch when curry cock gets hot and eats the clips i can't find shit on torrent sites...

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hello?

5 days later, is Dion Waiters still /ourguy/

this is very important

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is Curry lowkey the MVP again this year?

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Trade Chris Paul and Luc Mbah a Moute to the Pelicans for Jrue Holiday and Terrence Jones. Exchange second round picks, Clippers give their 2017 1st round pick.

Trade Blake and the Pelican's second round pick and Clippers' future 3rd round pick to OKC for Kanter, Singler, and two future second round picks.

Trade DJ and Austin Rivers to Boston for Al Horford, Marcus Smart, and the Nets' 2017 first round pick.

Draft one of the great PG/SGs coming out #1-5 in the draft.

Clippers stay a low playoff seed and have enough picks to rebuild at the same time. Become a high playoff seed as the PG/SG grows and Horford/Kanter/Speights combo carries the franchise with Jrue Holiday.

Or better yet, trade Kanter or Speights for another piece, presumably a SG to replace JJ if they drafted a PG or a PF is they draft a SG.

Jrue Holiday
Malik Monk
Ross
Kanter/whoever they trade for
Horford/Speights

>>73932938
Seek help. I know you have people that care. Let them know that you are not a loser.

>>73934031
I already told my therapist about /nba/

>>73934028
I wouldn't mind this desu.

Monk is legit.
If we get Ball/Fultz we can trade Holiday after the younger player is ready.
Horford could be flipped for something bigger if packaged with Speights.

Keep Kanter as the backup C since he's still young.

Clippers back in contention in 4 years and stay in the playoff in the meanwhile to sale tickets and Baller's 2 billion isn't completely wasted.

>>73934028

delusional as fuck lmao retard

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BEST SHOOTY HOOP THREAD 2017

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>Trade Chris Paul and Luc Mbah a Moute to the Pelicans for Jrue Holiday and Terrence Jones.

>>73934028
Half those guys have one year contracts.

I don't think even the Pelicans are dumb enough to get rid of Holiday for Chris Paul.

>>73934053
Look, your country has accesible health care. You can get over your condition without going broke. Don't be another victim of /NBA/.........

>>73934072
What's the complaint here?

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>>73934005
hello?

>>73934072
Terrence Jones is only 25, was a first round pick, is the perfect small ball PF, can get buckets in the paint with the man strength #bullyball. Only problem is shooting the three.

>>73934068
>gowizoloft

That fat sack of trash Sullinger now plays in the D-League

>>73934133
He's just there for rehab, lmao. People get sent to the d league for a day all the time.

steph cury

>>73934164
Wouldn't be surprised if he stayed there permanently.

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>>73934175

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>>73934133
D league just got nightly double doubles and added depth

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>>73934176
>>73934133
Is Sullinger the worst raptor player in recent memory?

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Remember when this was a thing?

Wew Kobr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJsUpeXK6Jo

>>73934194
Yes. Literally contributes less than Luis Scola

>>73934224
Those are some fightin words. Le crafty veteran could take a mean charge tho

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>>73934221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4K7v8zQ9o

top 10 floppers in the /nba/ in no particular order
>smart
>harden
>lebron
>ginobli
>cp3
>Varejao
>parkour
>lowry
>matt barnes
>jj reddit

I love every single one of you, even larry. Goodbye /nba/

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>>73934309
no wait you okay?

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>>73934309
sleep tight

Is there a team that can tilt the Warriors at this point?

I'm honestly beginning to think only the Rockets can since Cavs are a shitstorm atm and Rockets have historically played absolutely dirty as fuck against them. Also maybe OKC

Is Chandler Parsons good? How come Houston, Dallas and Memphis have thought so highly of him?

>>73934343
Spurs

>>73934355
He was decent for what he was payed for in Houston.

Mavs overpaid him to try and fuck houston but that didn't pan out well. Memphis overpays him because they're retarded

Parsons is literally the biggest crook in the NBA right now and thinks he's an elite

>>73934343
>only the Rockets

Lma fucking o. No. Rockets can't stop them defensively and their offense isn't near as good.

In a 7 game series they can't hope to win.

Spurs are the only option because they can beat them inside with size, break their outside defense with passing and shot selection. Only iffy part is if their defense is good enough to offset their offense.

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>>73934358
It happens

>>73934392
delete this

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>>73934392
>>73934399
No

>>73934392
>>73934401
mods!!!!!!!!!!

>>73934382
>Spurs

would you like a fedora with that opinion, sir?

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>>73934392
>>73934401
top this

>>73934343
cause he's pretty

attractive people get a lot handed to them in life

so i just bought nba2k17 how do i get good?are there any meme tactics i should know?or some underrated player i should use?

I don't know a lot about basketball i just use the 07(?) Celtics because they have KG and he is a beast

>>73934436
>>73934355
wrong post

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>>73934392

>>73934431
Holy fuck that's terrible DO NOT CLICK THIS

>>73934444
Dem quads tho.

>>73934459
why do you hate dunks?

>>73934442
just be lebron and refball your way to titles

>>73934431
Jesus Christ why did I watch that

>>73932761
I have turned over a new leaf and decided to become a warrior fan I am now wars4lyfe

i just started work today at a local grocery store. i've never felt more alienated in my life.

the master owns my labour, and i am dominated by household goods.

help me nba

>>73934309

Helium tank? I'm thinking about it soon.

>>73934557
do what makes you happy

GOT THAT PINEAPPLE ACTAVIS
BAD BITCH TRAFFIC'N
CHRIS TRAVIS SWAGGIN' BITCH
DAMN, I'M NOT AVERAGE BITCH

>>73933299
Cavs. LeBron is desperate for the Banana Boat Brotherhood.>>73933305

>>73934320
I bet anyone who did that regrets it now.

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who the fuck is that nigga that said jimmy buckets sucks? i will fight you!

>>73934654

obvious goal tend

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Father Kobe
Sons Westbrook and Giannis
Baby Booker
Wacky neighbor Delly

>>73934686
Damn you're dumb.

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>>73934705

father scalabrine
sons javele mcgee and ron artest
baby nate robinson
wacky neighbor bill walton

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Curry scores 45 and /nba/ goes silent.

Can't wait to see the Warriors get the title and LeFail choke.

>>73934557
Poor little wagey

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So who wins the MELOBOWL /nba/?

FUCK YEAH 7 IN A ROW

>>73934787
Miami >>73934792

Dragic for Melo.
Melo and Dion Waiters gonna take over the league.

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>>73934784
just livin the dream fampier

>>73933096
wb only statpads rebounds, but that somehow turns into "his whole game revolves around statpadding," which is a stupid way to delegitimize his abilities.

Hello, this is Donald Trump, Jr. Go Sixers!

>>73934291
draymond has top 10 potential
>that flop today where he rolled around and held his face

>>73934431
AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>>73934705
>delly with kobes chocolate wife
KANGAROO'D.com

>>73934878
duly noted and updated to the list

>>73934812
/nba/ loves to shit on Durant for going to GSW, but it was the best decision of his career.

They gonna be hella mad when they threepeat.

>>73934866
dubs confirm Sixers will make the playoffs.

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>>73934866

>>73934914

They can only hold this team together for 1 more year at most. Klay is going to want to be the man somewhere else. Minnesota is coming, phoenix is coming, okc will likely get better, spurs are likely to get better, and who knows what other trades/signings will happen. I doubt that meme state will even repeat

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accoring to this the thunder don't stand a chance against legod

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/5qat1j/statistically_analysis_russell_westbrooks/

>>73935102

Did you just post a link to reddit? Wow.

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>>73935343
this better?

Lebron is going to show Westbrook what a real MVP is tomorrow

>>73935366
ESPN writer already debunked it, time to move along.

>>73935483
>E!SPN
/nba/ sure likes to hop on garbage sources when it fits their narrative. Guarantee had it been the opposite you guys would back up reddit.

>>73934431
awful but I've already seen it happen to Allan Ray so I'm a little desensitized.

>Ross/Poeltl/Sullinger for Ibaka
>JV and Stauskas to Phoenix, Brandon Knight and two first picks (LAC and Toronto) to PHI, Noel to Toronto

Who the fuck says no?

>>73935515
>some anonymous fag on Reddit
vs
>guy who went to college for journalism degree and is accountable to the stuff he says

jesus fucking christ you need to be sterilized

>>73935568
hinkie

Grant LeBron's wishes

> Clippers out: Austin Rivers, Jamal Crawford
Clippers in: Carmelo Anthony, Isaiah Canaan
Knicks out: Carnelo Anthony, Joakim Noah
Knicks in; Austin Rivers, Jamal Crawford, Jae Crowder
Bulls out: Jimmy Butler, Isaiah Canaan
Bulls in: Jaylen Brown, 2017 BKN 1st, Joakim Noah
Celtics in: Jimmy Butler
Celtics out: Jae Crowder, Jaylen Brown, BKN 1st RD 2017

Who says no?

>>73935609
why? sixers get two first round picks in a deep draft, get a playmaker and resolve their logjam at the frontcourt even though okafor is worse

>>73935772

Bulls would say no. That's not enough for Jimmy.

>>73935855
If the deal is made at draft night and it's the first overall pick, do you do it?

what did Melo do to become so maligned /sp/? It seems like he's always been this pariah, yet he never makes a fuss about the shit teams he's on and he's consistently good to boot

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>>73935568
>>73935803
Brandon Knight is awful, sixers don't want him. He doesn't resolve anything. They also do not want two very late 1sts except to move up, which is an unlikely scenario.

>>73936034
What do the Sixers need? Will they only get rid of Okafor?

>>73936045
Noel is a good, young player and the Sixers will want one in return, otherwise they just sign him. The team needs a 2 guard who's better than Stauskas.

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>>73936045

Melo to the 76ers, who stops them?

>>73936249
Melo

>>73936158
Man I'd be hesitant for a Powell/Noel swap since I like Powell so much but it's the only trade that gets close to fair value for both teams because of positional need. Powell could really flourish in a bigger role, he's averaging 19 a game with DeRozan out, can shoot the three, defend at a high level and create his own shot, needs work on his finishing ability though. Noel's a year younger and would exactly be the type of center we need.

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you're at the club and these 2 guys slap your girl on the ass, what do you do?

predictions for the the Cavs VS Thunder game

ill go first
Cavs by 20 because there's zero chance a all star reserve stat padding machine named westbrook can beat the mighty LeRefball

basically lebron is going to shit in westbrooks mouth

ref: see this
>>73935366
>>73935102

>>73937980
I think the Blunder could have beat the Lavs if Kanter hadn't nigger out and broke his own stupid arm. I believe the Blunder are done for this season.

Who the fuck is samefagging so hard trying to force le ebin stat padding may may I saw on leddit XDDD

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Post busts

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>be Chicago
>have D Rose
>couple years of building talent
>after that, have a team mixed with washed up vets and young talent
>can't win chip, Rose gets injured
>Jimmy Butler emerges
>couple years of building talent
>after that, have a team mixed with washed up vets and young talent
>can't even make the playoffs
tell me, how come Chicago's front office haven't been sent to the gas chambers?

>>73932993
Can someone explain to me why Raptors fans are so smug? I mean, correct me if im wrong, but haven't the raptors only made the conference finals once? Didn't they get swept in the Wiz in the 1st round 2 years ago?

>>73935028
Wrong.
>Klay wants to be the man somewhere else
Lmfao Klay wants rings and LeBrons tears for breakfast that's what Klay wants.

>>73943527
>>73943668
I have autism and I recognize that picture and filename.

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>his name is Baynes
>he wears the mask
>he's a big guy
>he's crashing the Pistons playoff hopes with no survivors
>but at least he can shoot free throws for you

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Is it time to expand all-star rosters to 14 or 15 players?

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>>73943234

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>>73932761
Durant the type of nigga to only use warriors when playing online

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>>73944310

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>CP3 and Griffin don't pick their player option
>CP3 goes back to NOLA
>Griffin goes to OKC

How possible is this?

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>>73944075
Bruh look at this dude

>>73944873
manbuns should be gassed

Without Kanter, need Oladipo to really step up and score 20+ a game.

He's been really beta since coming back from injury.

Westbrook

Who's the millennial team?

>>73932881
We are actually still the 2nd seed.

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Is there anything more pathetic than Celtics fans?

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>>73945308
Ya,

This guy >>73932881

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>>73945308
>>73945360

Lakers fags who think they keeping that sweet draft pick

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>>73945308
>>73945360
>>73945384
>tfw no Dank Pistons OC because no Pistons fans here

mfw brandoi ngram a bsut!!! lmfdoa9o!!!!!!11 bosktfo!!!!

>lakeshit fans always talk shit about celtics draft picks
>their top picks the last 3-4 years are ALL busts

uhhhh

>>73945617
>lakers fans constantly shitposted about Ingram
>he plays like shit
>everyone has a cheeky laugh and makes fun of him
>this triggers them so much they lose higher mental function
lmao

>>73932852
It's a reddit thing. Fishing for upvotes.

>>73934009
His cabbage patch wife is quite insufferable

>>73945617
it's okay dude, busts happen

let's turn mistakes into miracles :)

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>>73945746
>>73945754
Literally the next Durant.

I predict an MVP season in the next 5 years.

>>73943829
Doubt it. Klay pulling a Rubio is just stupendous.

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Thoughts on Rachel Nichols?

I only know of her from the time she spent as a sideline reporter, but having watched that show of hers with McGrady, I wonder who's dick she sucked to get that job. She's incredibly annoying, interrupts a lot, race baits and does leading questions.

Can someone explain the appeal? Who is watching this shit? McGrady needs to come to Inside with KG.

>>73934028
That Clips/C's trade is straight up laughable.

>trade Boston's best defender who is also 22.
>Convince them to trade their biggest FA signing in years, who is also critical to opening up their offense.
>Oh, btw we'll also take the C's guaranteed top 3 pick in a strong draft

.......

>Clips give up DJ and Austin Rivers

Top kek.

>>73945850
Westbrook amazon wife > this attention seeking fat face retard

Someone do me a solid and make me some Pistons OC with a pepe.

>>73945939
>tfw no late night show after Inside where KG, Sheed, and TMac just chill in Area 21 and talk ball

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Who is the pressure currently on?

>>73944573
I could see CP3 leaving, not Blake.

>>73945996
>tfw we have the tiebreaker just in case

the pressure is on that one celticfag

steph curry

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>watch NBA games the whole last week
>anchors openly taking shots at the President

Unprofessional as fuck, imo. I voted blue, but I don't watch the NBA to hear about this stuff. When it comes to discussing people like Deng coming back into the country, I see the point because it has a basketball related angle. If he can't get here, he can't play. So that makes sense and it doesn't bother me.

Thoughts?

>>73934009
nope, is either Harden or Westbrook

>>73946059
It's just banter

>>73946091
nah it's kevin durant x kahwai x harden

>>73945995

>>73945995

>no late night segment called "What She Taste Like" when they put up a photo of NBA reporter and say what her pussy tastes like
>"Doris Burke."
>"Peaches and cream."
>"Cassidy Hubbarth."
>"Butter pecan."
>"Sage Steele."
>"Sour apple."
>"Michelle Beadle."
>"Marinara sauce."

god it would be amazing

>>73946109
everyone hates Durant and nobody is gonna vote him for MVP and Kahwai is too shy for that shit

>>73946214
i doubt journalists actually hate durant

and hes playing his best season ever, he cant be ignored

>>73946259
Unless he falls off it's gotta be Harden though.
Nigga is putting up MyCareer numbers

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>>73946193

>>73946259
He's playing with 3 all stars bruh. Not really that valuable. But then again the award doesn't even go to the most "valuable" so he's gunna be in the discussion. Fuck the media

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>>73945995
>yfw Iverson, Metta World Peace, and Rodman also join the squad

I'd watch it

>>73934431
Jesus christ is he okay

>>73946966
Rodman is like literally mentally insane, I don't think anyone would let him on the show for more than one episode.

Did you see that Eric Andre episode where he said he kissed a dead girl on the lips?

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>>73947062

>Did you see that Eric Andre episode where he said he kissed a dead girl on the lips?
He looked high out of his mind. Shit was a normal day for him

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>>73947062
My favourite Rodman moment is when he travelled to North Korea for a basketball game against retired NBA players, and was invited to Kim Jong-Un's house - but the meeting was cancelled after he drank all the alcohol in his hotel room before getting quickly flown out of the country.

There's a great documentary on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5CC1UK0r8U

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIQs9VR6gTo

JUST

>>73947040
>Bulls
>Good for playoffs

>>73947040
Clippers are a paper tiger that are looking like they're blowing up after this year

I also don't think the Jazz are that high either yet.

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>>73947257

we are in the 7th seed in a very weak eastern conference. only like 4 or so games out of the 4th seed.

and remember this is with our current infighting and top pick in the d-league at the moment.

bulls are easily a 5-7th seed. they could implode more, but at the moment they are still a playoff team

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>>73947163
>>73947215

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>>73947389
Yeah, you've got to watch out for those deadly youtube links

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>>70676349
>>70679825
>rates everyone else's music
>his own music sucks
>he stalks folk singers

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We are having an nba2k pizza party + dab session in the locked discord tonight. If you haven't gotten your invitations yet in your DMs then you're not welcome.

Also, Gowiz you need to renew your PSN subscription you fucking faggot.

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>>73947703
>letting shit skins in the pure locked disco rd
didn't trump sign something saying gowiz has to leave?

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>>73947703
>Spending your sundays on a discord with online strangers from 4chan rather than outside with your friends/girlfriend

Lmao'ing my ass off rn desu

>>73945959
Marcus Smart is trash and so it Horford.

You should be happy you're getting DJ to anchor your ass defense.

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Where does this handsome man get work next?

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who's ready to watch WestReserve get his ass beat by the Cavs? I will literally suck everyone's dick ITT live on cam if the Thunder manage to beat the goat cavs. not happening

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/5qat1j/statistically_analysis_russell_westbrooks/

>>73947909
>girlfriend
>/sp/

pick 1

>Larry literally hasn't gone to sleep and has been posting in the thread all night

>he's still literally spamming the same shit and is now posting cav images