/trans/ + /epl/ - Remembering FEE LOSS O FEE

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>>73722932
I liked the bit where Rooney got a good looksee at his balls

*dabs respectfully towards you*

>>73722932
based lang baall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPqZHQeRGkY

lads

LADS

iZombie is actually pretty dope

I don't like West Ham fans but Payet is a bit of a wanker

i love trans lads

>>73723088
I thought it was wank t b h

lads this is urgent

has anyone saved the Mugi blacked pic that was posted here a while ago? you know, the EPIC MEME of a black guy holding a white girls head to his hip, but this was an anime edit.

it's important to me.

le xpost from another thread xD

>>73723140
each to their own

I thought the last episode of Sherlock was a pile of shit but the internet seems to be blowing up about it because apparently they've never seen a saw movie

>>73723088
>mfw had shomi for free because of my isp
>mfw roommates decide to swap to different isp
>mfw shomi is much better than canadian netflix
>mfw now i won't know how good parks and rec really is

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>>73723146
? ??

>>73723175
I'll tell you what everyone else will tell you

The first season is shit then it gets really good.

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>>73723201
found it my lad, thanks anyway.

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>>73723088
iZombie is awesome la

>>73723158
first season of sherlock was so good but now its pretty crap, dont get the hype over the last episode, some of the side characters like mycroft, and the landlady are getting kind of tiresome although the last le ebin twist seems promising

>>73723202
Then it gets shit again like all American comedies do when the writers cease having original ideas and just write fan service based on their characters previously established tropes

creasing at that pooventus logo

christ that's awful

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*walks towards the premier league*

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>>73723254
posting it because there are lads asleep who will wake up to this and die of laughter

>>73723263
my fav poster
my fav post

based la

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>>73723240

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I'm crying lads, not even a cheeky carvery would cheer me up now desu

sherlock is shit
Izombie is shit
parks and rec is shit
arselel is shit

>>73723247
I liked what they did in the last season, it was fresh but not shit like the last how I met your mother season

>>73723240
MODS?

anyone got the most recent pizza hut edit?

could do with juventus, or at least

Its Jay

>>73723263
>yfw you realise carvery posting happened because of dutch shitpost
>yfw this is going to become a meme because of unstoppable shitposting British soil

>>73723126
i love you too

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>>73723306

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>>73723333
I genuinely can't remember the last time I saw a greek flag, thought they were all to broke to post

/tv/ is awful. Anime is awful

Goodnight

literally just thought about a pogba dabbing post from here and started laughing audibly, how do i stop myself

>>73723288
It's only Archer and Curb that have kept their consistency in my opinion.
Archer really benefits from being able to reinvent itself and Curb is just GOAT

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>>73723301

>>73723379
kimmy schimdt is also pretty good although its gotten pretty deep into SJW territory but i love tina feys comedy so i deal with it

>>73723288
The writing wasn't really the only problem with the last season of HIMYM

>>73723399
Put Vardy's eyes back onto the tissue dispenser

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>>73723370
I randomly thought about this image of poop on the train and it made me chuckle out loud. /sp/ is poisoning my mind.

who yall got for UCL game Sevilla vs Leicester?
we got UCL in one month

Night lads, I'll see you in hell.

aka the morning

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>>73723240
Cute...?

>>73723263
Will they win the league, gain automatic promotion, or win through cheeky late goals in the playoffs?

>>73723280
>>73723286
Are you all right?

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The FA is debating retrospective diving bans.

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>>73723240

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>>73723556
they look well on their way to automatic promoition

>mfw leeds unironically 3rd in the table

>>73723629
could i enjoy izombie if i just skip the first season since apparently the 2nd is when it gets good

>>73723556
Automatic seems likely, winning the league will likely depend if they can keep form after the Preston match and how the Newcastle match goes, squad is healthy and has some depth compared to last season, so slipping 6 points to >leeds seems unlikely

Any Liverpools on the update to Javi Martinez situation?

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>>73723970
that sentence really confused

time to sleep 2bh

fuck even captcha is hard

Do emoticons still work on 4chan?
#Pogba

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>>73723088

>>73723658
who

oh okay

>>73724153
Gareth Barry

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>>73724102
i think they do if you put them in the filename

test

Any pools on the Liver to Pool situation?

Any situations on the Situation to Situation situation?

>>73724102
Testing.
Webms work.

>>73724220
They will lose to Sainthampton.
Hull will beat Mounited.

Any Javipools on the Livi Situatez to Martinpool Javituation?

Any livdates on the Livi Livernez to Liverliver livuation?

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>>73724175

any any any any any any any any any?

Liverpool to Javi. situation updates?

I would like Javi Martinez, with updates and situation sauce on Liverpool bread.

liquid football

Liverpool once told me
Javi Martinez is gonna roll me
I ain't the updatest situation in the shed

Any Javier "Javi" Martínez Aginaga on the Javier "Javi" Martínez Aginaga to Javier "Javi" Martínez Aginaga situation?

Updates?

AN UPDATES except every time JAVI MARTINEZ says LIVERPOOL its replaced by THE SITUATION HD AUDIO 1080p

Javier "Javi" Martínez Aginaga (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈxaβi marˈtineθ aɣiˈnaɣa]; born 2 September 1988) is a Spanish footballer who plays for German club FC Bayern Munich as a defensive midfielder or a central defender.

He arrived at Athletic Bilbao in 2006 before his 18th birthday, quickly imposing himself as a starter and going on to appear in 251 official games over the course of six La Liga seasons, scoring 26 goals.

A Spanish international since 2010, Martínez was a member of the squads that won the 2010 World Cup and Euro 2012, and also played at the 2014 World Cup.

Martínez was born in Estella-Lizarra, Navarre. Athletic Bilbao signed him as a raw 17-year-old for €6 million in the summer of 2006, from fellow La Liga team CA Osasuna, despite him never having played a game with the main squad.

Martínez soon became a regular in the side in his debut season with powerful displays, his highlight being scoring twice against Deportivo de La Coruña in a 2–0 away success on 16 December 2006. He finished the campaign with 35 games and three goals, and again was everpresent in the following two, helping Athletic to the final of the Copa del Rey in 2009.

In 2009–10 Martínez was the midfield engine of the team once more – 46 official matches, nine goals – and netted a career-best six times in the league campaign as Athletic narrowly missed on another UEFA Europa League qualification. In the 2011–12 season, under new manager Marcelo Bielsa, he began being regularly used as a central defender.

On 29 August 2012, after FC Bayern Munich paid the buyout clause of €40 million in his contract, Martínez signed a five-year contract with the German club. He thus became the transfer record in the 50-year history of the Bundesliga.

He is currently expected to be moving to Liverpool FC. [updated situation needed]

Sevilla want to sign Marcus Rashford on loan. The striker has had his starts reduced by Jose Mourinho of late but the Manchester United coach still prefers to keep him at Old Trafford. (The Sun)

>Jose Mourinho wants to be reunited with Nemanja Matic by bringing him to Manchester United. Chelsea are unlikely to sell this month but the Portuguese is hopeful a summer move can be negotiated.

Gerard Pique is facing pressure from his wife, pop star Shakira, to leave Barcelona behind. The defender wants him to join a Premier League club based in London to distance himself from the ire that he faces from fans in Spain.

> Manchester City have told Barcelona they are ready to pay a world-record fee of £100 million to sign Lionel Messi. (When will messi to anywhere shitposts ever end?)

Chelsea are set to make a £8.5 million profit as Patrick Bamford moves closer to securing a permanent switch to Middlsebrough in a deal which could be worth up to £10 million. (you now remember he even exists and was championship player of the season)

> Barcelona are monitoring Diego Costa's situation at Chelsea and have contacted the striker's camp. Atletico Madrid will almost certainly return for their ex-player in the summer as they expect Antoine Griezmann to join Manchester United.

Arjen Robben has signed a one-year contract extension with Bayern Munich. The Netherlands international had a deal which was set to run out at the end of the current campaign.

>Radamel Falcao is the latest player linked with China, after Tianjin Quanjian launched a €50 million bid for the Monaco forward. Falcao re-established himself in the Monaco starting XI following loan spells at Manchester United and Chelsea.

Will any of this happen? Probably not, except maybe Flacao and Robben one.
So far the most interesting stuff of today

1. Javi Martinez to Liverpool
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

9001.
90000001.
9000000000000000001.

>>73724384
have you not heard the latest update la? he's on his way, my mate saw him getting off the plane at john lennon airport

Wtf is this thread, stay on topic or gtfo

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>>73723263
*blocks your path*

קיין אַפּדייץ אויף די דזשאַווי מאַרטינעז ליווערפּול סיטואַציע?

jordan lukaku is going to palace las

>>73724428
why the fuck would he leave everton for palace you nonce

>>73724439
soz boss, forgot the toffees played in rome

>>73724428
>palace signing another big nig belgian's younger relation
for what purpose

>>73724432
>'on the' typed out

apply yourself

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all memeing aside javi is beautiful and based

no ones getting him, he's part of the Bayern family for good

>>73724480
papa tsuuuuuare ded

>>73724486
clearly thinking about liverpool in that picture. kissing it just like are stevie did in istanbul

>>73724497
That sentence needs a bunch more la's la

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>>73723654
Just enjoy the first season.

>>73723399
put lang baal lying on the counter

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Rate my OC lads

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>>73722932
rip in peace louie :(

post your rare van laals

>>73724722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zkSU9AN1M8

He really was entertaining off the pitch, still can't forgive United for sacking him moments after winning the FA Cup.

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>>73724722

>>73723088
>>73723240
>>73724146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TDFPKkVCCw

>>73723577
can't see this going anywhere 2bh

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>>73724761
>replacing the man who masterminded this with mouyes
utterly shameful tbqh

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>/trans/epl/ on page 4

SORT IT OUT.

>>73727099
sorry guv the apehoop is on

>>73727137
Alright lad, but come back soon.

>>73723556
Auto at least. But you're making it sound like the winner doesn't gain automatic promotion.

When's the next good game

>>73729074
man city - spurs on saturday

get your pep memes ready la

>>73724376
>Jose Mourinho wants to be reunited with Nemanja Matic by bringing him to Manchester United. Chelsea are unlikely to sell this month but the Portuguese is hopeful a summer move can be negotiated.
LEL

>Pogba exposed
>Zidane exposed
>Pep exposed
>Cowboys exposed
Was a great weekend la

>>73723240
>la
What? Awesome Los Angeles?

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>>73724722

>>73723088
You're just in love with the zombie chick in it

>>73722598
he won a champions league you absolute spastic
fetch a rope you fucking leaf

any update on the izombie foot high heels webm to /trans/ situation lads?

>>73730218
>>73730284

Please explain this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM&t=321s

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>>73730623

>>73723272

>Tfw yanks have already commented in other threads that it looks good

Customers lining up!

>>73731110
is the customers meme now spreading to other clubs? I prefer it being just United because it triggers flippy

also, rumours coming next post

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>Manchester City have held talks with Barcelona over a £100m move for Argentina forward Lionel Messi, 29. (Sun)

City will give Guardiola £250m to spend in order to turn the club into champions again. (Daily Star) [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

>Guardiola will be in the market for a new goalkeeper this summer, as pressure continues to grow on Claudio Bravo, 33. (Daily Mail)

Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, interests both Barcelona and his former club Atletico Madrid. (Independent)

>Blues boss Antonio Conte has no plans to hold clear-the-air talks with Costa, and the Spain forward will have this week to prove he warrants a recall. (Guardian)

Costa will effectively be ending his career if he moves to the Chinese Super League, according to former Blues player and assistant manager Ray Wilkins. (Sky Sports)

>West Ham's France forward Dimitri Payet, 29, is prepared to take a pay cut in order to return to his former club Marseille, says French journalist Julien Laurens. (BBC Radio 5 live)

Lyon have had an improved £13m bid for 22-year-old Dutch forward Memphis Depay rejected by Manchester United. (Daily Mail)

>Manchester United are among several top European clubs monitoring 16-year-old Flamengo forward Vinicius Junior. The Red Devils have already been rebuffed in one attempt to secure first option on him. (Independent)

The Old Trafford club are also tracking Celtic's 19-year-old left-back Kieran Tierney. (Daily Mirror)

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>The Football Association is taking active steps towards bringing in retrospective bans for players who dive. (Times)

Middlesbrough are on the verge of completing the £5m signing of Chelsea striker Patrick Bamford, 23, recently recalled to Stamford Bridge from a season-long loan at Burnley.(Northern Echo)

>Brazilian side Flamengo are considering a move for Chelsea's versatile left-sided player Kenedy. The 20-year-old joined Chelsea in 2015 from Fluminense and made 20 appearances last season.(ESPN Brazil, via Daily Express)

West Ham and Sunderland are interested in Leeds striker Chris Wood, 25, but have been put off by the Championship club's £15m valuation.(ESPN)

>West Brom's hopes of signing Manchester City midfielder Fabian Delph, 27, appear over with Pep Guardiola keen to keep the former Aston Villa midfielder.(Birmingham Mail)

Middlesbrough will reluctantly sell Gaston Ramirez to Leicester for £10m and replace him with Stoke's Bojan. The two 26-year-old attacking midfielders are both keen on moves.(Sun)

>Swansea City have been linked with a loan move for former Chelsea winger Gael Kakuta, 25, who is playing for Chinese side Hebei China Fortune.(L'Equipe)

Manager Sam Allardyce has confirmed Crystal Palace have reached an agreement with Arsenal for 24-year-old full-back Carl Jenkinson.(Evening Standard)

>Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp has no intention of sending 19-year-old winger Sheyi Ojo out on loan. Championship leaders Newcastle are one of a number of clubs interested.(Liverpool Echo)

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Ex-Liverpool striker John Aldridge has criticised Manchester United's playing style against his former club on Sunday, saying it showed a "lack of class".(Liverpool Echo)

>Christian Benteke's agent says the 26-year-old striker's focus is entirely on Crystal Palace, despite reports linking the Belgium international with Paris St-Germain.(Evening Standard)

Hull City have made an enquiry for 29-year-old Fenerbahce striker Emmanuel Emenike, who spent part of last season on loan at West Ham.(Turkish-Football.com)

>West Brom boss Tony Pulis says his transfer budget is "pretty tight and rigid" in the January transfer window.(Birmingham Mail)

Watford are close to signing Fiorentina's ex-Birmingham, West Ham and QPR striker Mauro Zarate, 29, on loan.(Daily Mirror)

>Paris St-Germain right-back Serge Aurier, 24, says he is not paying attention to recent transfer rumours linking him with clubs including Barcelona.(ESPN)

>>73731366
>City will give Guardiola £250m to spend in order to turn the club into champions again. (Daily Star) [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Maybe this time he will learn not to spend money on 50M twinks.

>>73731366
Why the fuck would Barca want Costa

>Neymar is the successor to Messi
>At 25 Messi scored 50 La Liga goals
>Neymar doesn't even have 5 this season

Any update on the literally anybody to Bournememe situation?
They were linked with Sanson and Terry but that is the only two rumours I've seen about them, are they too irrelevant for anyone to even make up rumours for them?

>>73731389
well, they're after Laporte according to papers last week. Expect another laliga flop

>>73731361

Jewve are 100% confirmed customers now, Slovak screeching autist won't be happy but hey, Juve want that asian dorrar

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>>73730829

>>73727099
This is one of my favorite gifs ever
>pep's season

>>73722932
>top 4 in first season
>FA cup
>narrowly missed out on 4th
>won big games against rivals

Reminder Van Gaal did a better job than mourinho is and gave young players a chance

>>73731674
the football was absolute garbage though

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Daily reminder Juventus ACTUALLY transferred their logo/crest to this piece of garbage

SEETHING

If EPL is so great why haven't their players won the ballon door in 8 years?

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>>73731761
>see it yesterday
>think its just a logo theyre pushing for designer wear like on shitty tracksuit tops or whatever
>turns out it will actually be on the kits
fucking hell

>>73731761

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Morning lads.

Apparently Pep wants Ben Davies.
He's good player desu, albeit really slow for a wing back.

So
>the sun
Says Pep offers Barca 100 million pounds for Messi

>>73731972

>Tfw you get to see Pep AND Messi exposed at the same time, at the sameness team

It's beautiful lads

>>73732018
Yeah, I love seeing Messi get exposed every CL against EPL teams, can't wait until we get it full time.

>>73724597
Where is this from?

>Liverpool fans are pushing for all North West boroughs to ban The Sun
Subscribing to The Sun now.

>>73732064

>Liverpool fans pushing

You'd think they would know better ether after last time

>>73732042

Wait til he's getting battered by players like Cattermole in a league where he can't dive to escape it, you'll see what he'a made of

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FA CUP MATCHES TONIGHT

>>73732086
Mate I don't know where you get that idea from but people constantly dive in EPL and as I watch both I can say that the reffing really isn't that different

>>73732102

Why don't you dive off a cliff

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Who is your Premier League club's local lad to break through the ranks?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4125736/The-Premier-League-s-local-lads-ready-break-through.html
>All those London clubs' local lads

>>73732098
Six home wins

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>>73732110
You seem a bit upset lad, is it because you're slowly realizing your league isn't all that?

>>73732128

I'm fine lad, just shitposting for (You)s at work :)

>>73732128
>being an unbelievably rich footballer
>have a nokia phone
fucking hell

@73732136
>wagecuck

>>73732064
>muh witch hunt censorship gang

>>73732141
>NEET

>8 point spread between top 5 in La Liga
>7 point spread between 1 and 2 in EPL

>>73732141

>jokes on you, I'm impoverished

Ok bub

>>73731901
confirmed la

>>73731436
Because Messi is going to City.

>>73732203
Costa doesn't replace Messi, he replaces Suarez
Besides there's a 90% chance Messi stays at Barca, he loves it too much. If he did go to EPL it wouldn't be on a sinking ship, it would be Chelsea or United.

@73732176

>You will never be this obsessed with the league of another country
>You will never be this autistically obsessed with a sport that none of your countrymen care about
>You will never be this lonely

>>73732098
how are ipswich doing this season?

are ABLi's going to win?

@73732229
I watch and enjoy EPL and La Liga, I was just pointing out an interesting point

@73732240
Sad

Has the Chelshit implosion finally begun?

>>73731938
he's not leaving now that spurs are playing 3atb

davies plays cb for wales there and vert is out

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Reeeeeaaaaaally makes you think.

>>73732123
Any of them white?

>>73732336
a few yeah

>>73732304

I don't think they're in much trouble unless Costa doesn't play the rest of the season

Lads what meme news should we spread?

>>73732336
>>73732341
all except london and manchester

>>73732379
Ronaldo to Crystal Palace

>>73724428
But Pape is good and Lukaku can't defend.

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>tfw to smart too winter transfer

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>>73732051
iZombie.

>>73732387
dunno if youre allowed crutches on the pitch 2bh

>>73732444
>tfw no zombie qt gf

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And here's Dele Alli, looking for Lamela....and Zabaleta got a little piece of it....it falls Son, plays it to DELE ALLI! TWO NIL TOTTENHAM!

>>73732318
WTF are Sunderland doing there? The others at the top you can understand because they have a lot of dribblers.

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>>73732589
>Finishing 3rd in a 2 horse race
>The Mighty Spurs

>>73731361
>I prefer it being just United
It started as Buyern ages before it got to /epl/

>>73732379
Guardiola to PSG.

>>73732239
Around 14th in the championship. Lincoln are probably favourites deshu.

>>73732239
>>73732744
>Non-league

>>>/asp/

>>73732773
PL is more non-league though

/sp/ the other day:
>Payet isn't going anywhere!

/sp/ today, finally:
>looks like Payet is definitely off to Marseille

Why is /sp/ always WRONG when it comes to obvious upcoming stories? Is it due to the way-below-average-for-4chan age range?

I'm kind of sad that Van Laal got sacked. It would have been great to see the Manchester derby turn into the FEE LOSS O FEE derby.

>>73732828
90% of the passes would be CB TO Keeper

>>73731901
I recognize that cover.

It's from the hit movie Sakurai Ayu Cum After Firing Tremendous On The Tongue.

Code: MIGD-544

>>73732311
Even though it wouldn't be a very good idea, if City bids 20m, Levy probably won't say no.

>>73732824
he isn't going to marseille
I doubt they have even the £20m they supposedly proposed for him, and they need a new defense much more than payet

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>Cavani in the epl

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How can La Liga compete

>>73732601
>6th richest team
>finished 3rd
>this is viewed as a failure

I don't get it

>>73733082
If you told people that Arsenal, Chelsea, City, Liverpool and United would all collapse while Spurs were arguably playing at their best ever, who would you expect to win the league?

>>73733105
>while Spurs were arguably playing at their best ever

Spurs didn't even surpass their points total during the AVB era. I'm not sure if it's because Sky Sports wanted to keep you people tuning in or what, but there's this weird narrative that Spurs were playing on an elite level last season and choked, when they were really just playing like Spurs. Arsenal were playing like Arsenal, which means finishing slightly ahead of Spurs. Liverpool were playing like Liverpool, which means finishing below Arsenal and Spurs (as they have done for each of the past 6 years, with the exception of 2010). The only teams that truly collapsed were City, United, and Chelsea.

>>73733137
*didn't even surpass their record points total set during the AVB era

*as they have done for each of the past 6 years, with the exception of 2014

>>73733037
What is a clearance?
Is it gaining possession of the ball and clearing it out of danger to another teammate or just get the ball way the fuck out out of danger to either own team or opponent?

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>>73733137
>Spurs didn't choke
They mentally imploded against Chelsea and lost 5-1 to a relegated 10-man Newcastle. The only worse choke in recent years was Gerrard's slip.

>full blown brexit occurring
FA are fucked and will have to reword their entire foreign players policy. Usually they would only require work permits for non EU players i.e. this Gabriel Jesus to City still having red tape problems.
So now all non UK players will have this problem, which means clubs are fucked at buying someone like Odergaard, unless FA reword their policy

Afternoon, lads.

Leave won. You lost.

>>73733137
>>73733146
I think its more due to the media wanking over Arsenal for literally the whole season until April when they realised Spurs were, at that point, doing so much better than them. Spurs even went 2 months unbeaten from DEC to Feb/mar but the pundits still kept making out it was between arsenal and man city. This is despite Leicester being clear front runners. BBC is for plebs. Sky is at least more honest.

>>73733238
Bout fucking time.

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cant get over how bad this is

>Arsenal fans trying to sugarcoat the fact that they bottled their best chance to win a league title in over a decade by laughing at Spurs
Sad!

>>73733290
it really looks like a shit tier polo logo

>>73732226
>Costa doesn't replace Messi, he replaces Suarez
Suarez isn't leaving though, Messi will be, Suarez will move to the wing with Costa central

>>73721964
>>73721964


lel

>>73731901
Compass arrow raisins switch tea chink ee shop runner dice liver pool sit uncle sam alien leg?

>>73733304
What did he mean by this?

>>73733290
>>73733307
I'd expect to see this around the waistline of my underwear, not on a football club's badge

>>73733309
Messi isn't leaving either

>>73733332
He's meeting Javi Martinez at John Lennon airport as I'm typing this

>>73733190
Spurs were always trailing Leicester - they would have lost the league regardless of the Chelsea game

>>73733332
He's coming to us to be reunited with Pep

>>73733349
Does he even like pep?

>>73733349
no

>>73733370
no, he hates him like most players who have worked under Pep.

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Hey Brits, I got a question that's been bugging me for a while, but I can't find the answer online so I thought I'd just ask here:

Do you have a (single) word for a team that's consistently average? Never finishes like top 7, but is also never in danger of relegation; so for the premier league like West Brom or Stoke or something.

I know there's ''mid-table team'', but that doesn't sound like the word I'm looking for.

>>73733394
yeah, it's called stoke

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is he a good coach, or is it simply the team are 100% behind him because he was a GOAT player and they think he knows what hes talking about?

>>73733394
Hmm, I guess 'also-ran' works.

>>73733409
>GOAT
>Exposed

>>73733394
I prefer the term 'midtable shite'

Can't imagine how boring it must be to support these teams. The best thing you get to look forward to is hoping for a chance of sneaking a win against a big team, or a cup run that ends after 2 rounds.

>>73733394
we call it ChievoVerona down here.

any updates on the literally anyone pls to spurs situation?

>Manchester City 'willing' to spend £100m on Lionel Messi as Guardiola wants Bravo replacement

>playing Messi in goal

is poop okay lads?

>>73733409
Just a better Di Matteo

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>>73733394
based lcim

Fuck me I enjoyed the Van Gaal era :-D

>>73733414
yeah I call them this

I've yet to see a good reason why /sp/ hates Arsenal so much.

>Catching up on MOTD2
>No mention of Rooney's leg breaker on Milner

Fucking ABL media. How are they gonna react when >we win the league?

>>73733394
Mid-table team is probably the best definition for it.

>>73733394
Everton.

>>73733467
theyre a beta club for cucks and french people

also theyre reddit as fuck

and finally they couldnt handle the banter of /epl/ and made a general to hide in

>>73733472
>genuinely saying ABL media when Redknapp, Souness, Carragher and Lawro are the main lads

>>73733467
have a look in their circle-jerk containment thread lad

>>73733484
Dont forget they're the biggest excuse makers in the world and get upset by the smallest dig at players they criticise every day.

>>73733394

perrenial midtablers

i've long appreciated how well stoke can maintain their position, only bandwagoners think they're shit.

>>73731366
>City will give Guardiola £250m to spend in order to turn the club into champions again. (Daily Star) [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
>£200m for MESSI
>£50m for INIESTA
Looks like EPL and CL is going home.

>>73733467
Kind of unrelated, are they still considered 'the black people club'?

>>73733467
Always making excuses for their failure
>B-b-but money....B-but...Paying off the stadium!!!!
Small time loser players celebrating 4th like it's a trophy, or finishing above Spurs like it's a trophy

They're a loser club with ideas above their station, and their fans are irritants.

>>73733467
black fans

>>73733519
man u nowadays

>>73733467
I personally hate their faggy celebrations, annoying fanbase and ability to choke so drastically.

[blog] Also I grew up in the midlands around Arsenal fans from the same area as me that would call me a glory supporter for being a Man Utd fan [/blog]

>>73733519
West Ham

elite opinion; transfers should be banned entirely, foreign players should be sent back to their local club

>>73733394
What's the Dutch equivalent? I always think of Ado Den Haag when i think of mediocre Dutch clubs lol

>>73733548
herenveen

>>73733548
Ajax

>>73733472
What have Leicester got to do with it?

>>73733551
I always think of them as like the Dutch Everton. They have nice kits too.

>>73732601
>>73733082
>>73733105
>>73733190
>>73733137
>>73733345
Spuds did choke in the league, but not against Leicester. Their race was against Arsenal, and they failed to finish higher than them in what was their best chance in ages.

>>73733394
Midtable.

btw LVG is a genius and you guys are a bunch of fgts

>>73733467
Because /sp/ consists mostly of Chelsea fans.

>>73733606
>How you do in the title race is not as important as how you compare to another club

What small time club do you """""support"""""?

Remember when someone signed Stones for 50m?

>>73733637
>you now remember when Chelsea were going to get him

He had a pretty decent season before that whole saga. Then he had an absolute shite season, and City still paid £50m for him. Fucking madness.

The City locker room must be shite without Hart ladding it up

>>73733539
>>73733467
Forgot to mention their smalltime mentality

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>>73733633
Liverpool ;_;

>>How you do in the title race is not as important as how you compare to another club
They were never in the title race though. Comparing them to Arsenal, while minor, would actually be the next best thing.

What's next for Harry Kane's career? Any other Premier League club wouldn't exactly be much of an upgrade from Spurs. Is he good enough to play for a top European club?

>>73733739
crashing this league

>>73733454

>is poop okay

I think it's been apparent for a couple of weeks that, no, no he is not

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>>73733414
>>73733475
>>73733513

I see, thanks. ''Also-ran'' or just ''midtablers'' works fine I'd say.

>>73733548

There are multiple clubs with the title of ''middenmoter'' here; FC Groningen, FC Utrecht, SC Heerenveen, ADO Den Haag....but some years they go into the ''sub-topper'' category and finish like 4th or 5th. FC Groningen also won the KNVB Beker (FA Cup) 2 years ago.

>>73733472

When did Leicester sign Milner?

>>73733739
No one would be stupid enough to buy him. Playing with a striker like Kane hurts teams in the long run.

>>73733739
Currently, no top European club would improve with Kane. Also, he seems like your typical English player that will spend his entire career in England. If he keeps his form, he'll go to the highest bidding english team in a season or two and stay there for years à la Rooney. If not, he'll do a Defoe and play for every single PL club.

>>73733841
>If he keeps his form, he'll go to the highest bidding english team in a season or two

You're a retard.

>>73733841
>he'll go to the highest bidding english team
I don't think you understand quite how much cash Daniel Levy would require from a PL club that would try to sign Kane

>>73733887

This. Levy won't let him go for anything less that Pogba money

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Hey guys, remember the Dutch City spammer? Those were the days.

>>73733887
I don't think you understand how much Manchester United can offer after Ibra leaves in 2018 and Kane has ended up scoring 20+ for 2 more seasons.

>>73733944
:D

>>73733944
he'll reappear when Aguero scores a hattrick against jobbers FC, probably Palace

>>73733948
I don't think you understand how much Spurs are not going to sell their best players to other Premier League clubs, and neither will Kane have the desire to drop down to Manchester United.

>>73733948
No joke, he'll ask for half of their income

>>73723577
1 Across is "REGIME"

>>73733944

RING RING RING RING

>>73723577
>16 across

wew la

>>73733973
>Spurs players are loyal (any player really)
>Pochettino will not fuck off at the slightest whiff of a bigger club
>Daniel Levy wont snap at a massive bid for any one of his players because he loves money
also
>implying Spurs are bigger than United
this is the desperate plea of a spurs fan thinking top 4 is a trophy

are spurs fans still trying to argue that they didn't choke hard last season

because they did. hilariously so.

>>73723577
Think 23 across might be "ruler"

>>73733973
I'm sure Kane will have many issues with earning over 300k bongmoney p/w.

Chances are he'll also like to reunite with Pochettino at United. :^)

>>73734016
The only thing they choked was 2nd place

>>73734006
He literally turned down massive offers for Modric from Chelsea and David Moyes said that Levy told him United will under no circumstances be able to sign Bale.

I didn't say Spurs are "bigger" than United, but they are certainly better right now and Kane is a Spurs fan.

Kane will not be going to United and it's laughable that you think it could happen.

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>>73734038
>Kane is a Spurs fan

>>73734052
>still posting that like it wins an argument

seriously?

>>73734065
you said he was a spurs fan, I make argument that your claim is a bit wrong. He is probably a Spurs fan now, the same way Milner is a Liverpool fan

>>73734075
Yes being part of the Arsenal youth team for about 3 months is a solid argument.

Imagine your clubs best player being a fan of your rivals. Top myself desu.

>>73734038
>Kane is a Spurs fan
In a family quite literally full of Arsenal fans. As likely as a Christian in Saudi Arabia.

>>73734079
Ah yes. I remember when I was in a youth team and part of the duties were getting dolled up in team colours and attending a street party

It's almost as if there's a trophy for which ever north London team finishes higher

>>73734102
>>73734106
I remember when I was a child and I would change my team without it having any meaning too. Even said I was an Arsenal fan myself.

He's now been at Spurs since 2004, when he was 10. He's obviously a Spurs fan you tarts.

Why is Costa chimping out?

>>73734129
>states he's a gloryhunter
>to support spurs
what

>>73734129
>He's now been at Spurs since 2004
>He's obviously a Spurs fan you tarts
No, he's a Spurs employee who knows better than to vocalize any support for his childhood team.

>>73733649
>He had a pretty decent season before that
never happened

was so happy when everton fans were singing "money can't buy you stones"

>>73734156
why do you want this to be true so much?

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>>73734136
classic diego

>>73734136
trying to get a wage increase

>>73734102
his family are spurs fans you mong

Predics on FA Cup?

Can someone explain to me why is everyone adding a la to the end of the sentence?
>inb4 newfag
Yes.

>>73734269
They've just seen the new Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling film

>>73734269
To take the piss out of how filthy scousers talk, la

>>73734266
all home wins

>>73733190
the best part about it was that they actually believed they could win the league

they were always miles behind leicester

>>73734269
Im unsure what you mean by this meme known as 'la', la