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first for real madrid, the greatest team on the planet

>de pay

>de goey

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4th for pogdab

>Justventus

>moyes

>>73737796
DELETE CROSS

>i love trans lads

>de goy

>I rate Zidane

>anime

>gonde

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>>73737878

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#hibikeepitreal

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>when you realize we are the bad guys and china are the good guys

:(

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I hope they have an episode in the new season where Liv eats a footballer's brain.

>>73737914

Seriously. Fuck the chinese.

>>73737894
based fucking franchesca

>poop
has one man ever been more exposed?

>>73738011
There could have been a streaker on the pitch at Goodison and they'd still be the 2nd most exposed person in the stadium

>>73737933
>footballer
>brain
Easy joke to make desu

>>73738011
Mourinho last season?

>>73737933
Is iZombie a /trans/ meme now? It survived a thread change

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>barcelona are still a good team

>>73738109
He just imploded and collapsed last season. He wasn't exposed.

>>73738131
I'm forcing it.

*carves into /trans/ culture*

ABLs BTFO

>>73738167
The art of forcing memes is an important part of /trans/ culture, godspeed britbro

>>73738176
Good post

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*walks towards the premier league*

lads

LADS

>moyes

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>>73738185

How long til /trans/ is composed of entirely forced memes?

nice to see big Sam sticking it to the man

>the city of Bolton
>the town of Ipswich
>the village of Wimbledon

And of course
>Moyes

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*carves cranially*

>>73738188
>>73738205
Good posts.

his sargon

>>73738287
Please add to /trans/ hut

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Bouna Sarr was on periscope and Doria said "go to sleep fils de pute"
quite funny

What are the odds of Cech being a starter on a premier league team? He's getting old la's

OP FLAG POWER RANKINGS

1. Holland
POWER GAP
2. UK
3. Australia
POWERGAP
10. France
11. Belgium
POWERGAP
100. US
101. Scandinavia
POWER GAP
999999999999999999999999999999. Brazil
1000000000000000000000000000000. >a fucking leaf

>>73738287
is the show actually good or is its only worth a cute girl being the main character?

>>73738398
No St. Lucia?

>>73738398
>not ranking based crosses at the top
t. ahmed al-aladdin

>>73738398
What makes a good OP?

>>73738424
N O
O

anime

>>73738424
A good OP picture
A good thread edition
Putting rumors
Putting the old thread link
A well paterned use of >s while putting rumors
No fucking chinese cartoons

>>73738456
top kek stop being so autistic

>>73738465
>>>/a/

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>when you are playing wembley and the keeper says no toe punts

>>73738465
>>>/a/

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>>73738465
>>>/a/

>>73738281
>the wombles of wimbledon

>>73738465
>>>/a/

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>>73738316

>>73738248
Just wait til we have an /epl/ thread entirely filled with Eritrean Premier League

>>73738465
>>>/a/

>>73738497
>adding shit web series that even haven't been forced more than 2 days

>>73738248
>implying it isn't already

>>73738497
well done, you destroyed the image

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>>73738497
Thanks, consider adding seagull wings to Wing Street

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>>73737779
>>Manchester City have held talks with Barcelona over a £100m move for Argentina forward Lionel Messi, 29. (Sun)

>£100 million for the Argentinian Joe Cole

>>73737779
>City will give Guardiola £250m to spend in order to turn the club into champions again.

Who do you buy?

Coleman £25m
Van Dijk £30m
Nainggolan £35m
Rico £20m
Hamsik £40m
Javi Martinez £25m
Bernat £25m

------------- Rico
Coleman Van Dijk Martinez Bernat
------ Fernandinho Nainggolan
Sterling --- Hamsik -- De Bruyne
------------ Aguero

>send to morgue
Zabaleta
Sagna
Kolorov
Otamendi
Navas
Clichy
Fernando
Delph
Bravo

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>Barca star Samper: I refused to listen to Wenger's Arsenal offer
>Barcelona loanee Sergi Samper has revealed he gave Arsene Wenger short shrift when the Arsenal manager approached him for a transfer last year.
>The midfielder, 21, is currently playing at Granada after Luis Enrique decided to send the Barca starlet out on loan for the 2016-17 campaign.

who the fuck is this guy?

>>73738508

who /city centre fc/ here?

>>73738548
>le buy all the players meme

because integrating 7 new players into the first 11 always works

>>73738548
>nainggolan
>defensive midfield
stop playing fifa

>>73738550
literal next GOAT

>>73738552
>he doesn't support asmara brewery

>>73738548
>Javi Martinez
Impossible, he's going to Liverpool

alri

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>>73738527

>Leicester is rumored to have done the paperwork to get Sakho from Liverpool for 18 mil

Is Lestah's defensive line fixed yet? He seems to be a good match as the team needs a guy with a good passing range and is mobile

>>73738465
>>>/a/

>>73738552
Lifelong /red sea/ here

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>>73738680
Literally the Justventus of Eritrea la

>>73738558

Works better than playing the decrepit players they currently have

Is it just me or is this Matip/Cameroon saga ridiculous and bizarre

>>73738666
Nice work Satan

>>73738762
cameroon are in a fucking mess and have been for years

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>tell costa to fuck off to china
>bench him
>beat the defending champions 3-0, 24 hours later with no striker
>tell china to fuck off
>costa back in training

wew

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http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/10731436/vote-mkhi-giroud-or-carroll

disgraceful

>>73738137
>burgers always comming with random useless posts in Premier League/transfer threads

>>73738849

I hope to have kids like these

>>73738858
carrolls was great but it's been done many times
mickitaryan was offside so it should automatically disqualify it
that leaves jiroo's goal which was superior from the start

>>73738824
How can one man be so based?
Tbh most of the wastemen on 4chan need a Conte to insult them loudly in Italian so they can get their shit together

>Payet threatening to tear his ACL if he doesn't get to move
What the fuck is his problem?

>>73738990
West Ham

>>73738990
Haha what the fuck did he really say that? Absolute madman

>>73738797
Yes, I believe they call it Africa

>>73738109
Not even close.

This is my kind of thread if you catch my drift.

*waits patiently to see if you catch the drift*

>>73738762
Saying you retire from international duty at 25 is a bit of a cop out to be fair, so Cameroon have a right to be a little pissed off.

>>73739014
According to L'Equipe, yeah.

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>>73738159
>>73739027
>nearly in relegation zone when sacked by Christmas
>desperate bus parking thouroughly figured out by every competent opponent
>not exposed

Why is Pogba so shit lads??
maybe its just that manure is that garbage or he is just a bad player

>>73739068
Still his decision though, he doesn't have a contract with Cameroon or anything. Adebayor retired when he was 26 too

Matip should be jailed tbqh and forced to talk on the phone all day to the families of british servicemen.

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>>73739072
Pogba actually improved since comming to Manure, he just doesn't do his YouTube skillz and blooters anymore (reason why he was bought, ironically) so people believe he got worse. >mouyes tries to utilize him as a playmaker, failing to recognize he never even resembled one to begin with.

>>73739072
He's shit defensively
The team is really fluid in attack, Miki should have put it away yesterday
But at the same time despite all the dosh it's still a very 'meh' squad, relying on pensioners like Carrick and Zlatan

>>73738550
Played in the busquets role in barcelona youth teams, though he is also used in other midfield positions, bit soft defensively, think he has already played in cl for the first team

>>73738824
>leaf

While I'm shattered due to losing that bad, Chelsea is eventually going to explode and let Spurs take on in 13/14 like fashion and Chelski bandwagoners will all end up switching teams

>>73739070
Pls take a break, mentally-ill-Slovak.

Mou had already won the PL 3 times before last season's implosion. He's proved he can win competitions without always having the best team.

Pep has been hiding behind phenomenal players for 8 years and now he's crashing without world class players to bail him out of his meme tactics. Just as many predicted. That's why this is the greatest exposure of all time.

>>73738849
cute!
>>73739165
>Chelsea will explode
Other than the whole Costa thing, is there any evidence of this? I would like it to be true tbqh

>totti and Torres are legends

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>>73738824

Prior to the team talk ahead of the final game of the 2013–14 season, Juventus goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon arrived with the club's chief executive who Buffon claimed wanted to speak to the players over how much they were due in win bonuses having won the title.

>"The suggestion sent Conte into a fury. He chased every player out of the room as he tore into Buffon.

>'I don’t want to hear another word,' Conte is said to have screamed.

>'From you, of all people, I would never have expected such a thing. Bonuses … You’re a disappointment, a defeat from the moment you open your mouth. Just like all the rest of these half-wits.'"

>Juventus won the game 3–0 and set a new record for the most points and wins in a single Serie A season.

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>>73739172
>won the PL 3 times
That's what the term "exposed" implies in its nature. If someone is shit by default, there's no need for exposure. The mess >mouyes made previous season is pinnacle of mental breakdown, not even current >poop reached that level. Yet.

>>73738497
change kid's meal to yid's meal at the bottom of value meals

need to find somewhere to put that juventus J

and vardy eyes back in the tissue dispenser

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>>73739222
I love that man

>>73738679
>ameridumb this late to fit in

>>73739258
>>>/a/

thanks for the You's btw

>>73739258
>>>/a/

>>73739282
>>>/a/

@73739282
>>>/a/

>>73739258
>>>/a/

>>73739282
>>>/a/

>>73739319
>>73739330
>>73739334
>>73739335
>>73739343
do you know what /a/ stands for?

top the person above me
>>>/a/

Lads

LADS

>>>/a/

>>73739396
>leaf
>>>/a/

add >>>/a/ to /trans/hut

>>73739396
>>>/a/ fucking leaf

show anime the red card

>>73738676
I fucking hope this is true. I know Kante was an important part of the team and that every other team would become better this season, but we weren't supposed to crash this bad.

>>73739232
You've got it all wrong. Mou has already proven he can win in the PL. Last season was a disaster for him but it was still the exception to his rule. Pep's only relationship with the PL has been one of disappointment and ridicule i.e the premiership has exposed him for what he is.

yesterday i had spaghetti and it was very nice

Any updates on the /a/ to the Fetus Sup situation?

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>>73739487

>>73739492
delete this

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Look at these customers.

>>73739493
Good lad

>>73739509
Hey, it's SEA people. Funny thing is, most of huge team merchandises are being produced there, then they send it to europe, put a team logo on it, and sell it back to them. Fucking idiots.

>>73739552
based nippon
>>>/a/

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>>73739486
Once again, only managers with reputation and/or achievements can get exposed. What Mourinho did in the past is irrelevant after he became >mouyes, and his Manure stint so far hardly redeems him.

>>73739487

Yesterday I went to a carvery and it was very nice. I'm surprised dutch guy hasn't photoshopped that Wanyama tweet yet desu.

>>73739590
are you that guy that hates everything about united, but support Juve who just got a new crest that really signals customer

>>73739632
he supports chelsea iirc

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>>73739632
Juve's abhorrent new logo has nothing to do with discussion about >mouyes being a meme

>>73739685
It's still crazy that everything related to man u, you're there. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

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>>73739552
why Japan hate China?

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>>73739703
>he doesn't know his East Asian history

>>73739653
he's one of the most autistic posters in trans/epl, tsuuu dutch kid tier

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>>73739697
Well they're SO detestable
>>73739653
There's another Slovak here who is a Chelsea supporter and doesn't post as much, I'm only a sympathizer after Conte took over

>>73739715
>implying anything other than the opium wars is worth knowing

Imagine not having a gimmick when you post
Top myself desu

>>73739768
dont do this bro

>>73739735
oh, that's partly right. But still i would expect a Juve fan to dislike Inter,Milan Or Torino more than Man U

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>>73739790
That's what /seriea/ is for, but bullying Intercucks is simply too harsh, they've abandoned any delusion long time ago.

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how many leaves post in /trans/?

are you found of them (suki dess)?

>>73739753
Here's what they teach Canadians in history class
-Pearl Harbour
-Pacific War
-Vietnam War (but only a tiny bit)
-Korean War
-Cold War (if you count Siberia)
We might have also learned about the Alaska Puchase but I honestly can't remember that far back. I literally know next to nothing about the Opium Wars

>>73739768
I was born with the gimmick that is a leaf
>>73739842
Me plus 1 more I think

>>73739847
What about the Emu War.

>>73739485
It's literally confirmed but I'm worried about his attitude problems as the deal is being stalled by him

>>73739872
Unfortunately not

Oh, and I know they also teach the war in Afghanistan now

Looking back, high school Canadian History was super dull. We spent a day or two learning about the fucking Halibut Treaty

>>73739485
>we

>>73739847
No history before WW?

>>73739847
This is sad 2bh

>>73737779
I cant wait for city to fail once again

>73739954
>>>/a/

>>73739947
That was high school history. Can't remember too much about grade school history, but for the most part it was European settlers, Confederation, and residential schools. Oh, and 1812. I might be missing some stuff, but there was next to nothing about Asia.

>>73739954
>implying you learned anything

>>73740046
Speak for yourself m8
Not leaning a thing from Rome, the Crusades, New World colonization, Napoleonic Wars, the Scramble for Africa and the WWs is indeed sad.

>>73740103
No, that was only high school Asia-related stuff. It started at New World colonization, and most of high school was the World Wars. They offered a course in hs, and I tried to take it, but not enough people were interested for it to be worthwhile :(

>>73739947
His country has only existed since 1982.

Don't forget Ravi hates Chelsea

>>73740103
indeed, you were smoking crack or something

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>>73740151
Ah I see, makes more sense now.
>>73740188
See pic

>>73740019
Interesting. I really want to know what kind of history countries like canada, new zealand, and other countries which located pretty much outside of hemisphere has.

>>73740232
Speak for yourself m8

>anime

Autism

Was this the pinnacle of /trans/ banter or a step too far?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya63uUHGfXM

>>73740349
kek

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Fresh shit from BBC

>Manchester United want 35-year-old striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic to stay at Old Trafford for another two years. (The Sun)

The Red Devils are also are increasingly confident of completing a summer deal for Atletico Madrid's 25-year-old forward Antoine Griezmann, with full-back Luke Shaw, 21, set to leave. (The Independent)

>Memphis Depay, 22, could complete his move from United to Lyon within the next 48 hours. (Mirror)

Chelsea head coach Antonio Conte has identified Real Madrid's Alvaro Morata, 24, as a long-term successor to 28-year-old striker Diego Costa. (Daily Telegraph)

>Leicester City striker and Premier League title winner Leonardo Ulloa has handed in a transfer request, with West Brom, Hull, Sunderland and Swansea interested in signing the 30-year-old. (Daily Express)

Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, 29, will snub interest from the likes of Manchester City to sign a new contract at Barcelona, says former team-mate Xavi.(Manchester Evening News)

>Forward Patrick Bamford, 23, had his medical on Tuesday prior to completing his switch from Chelsea to Middlesbrough.(Teesside Gazette)

Manchester United are interested in Monaco's 22-year-old left-back Benjamin Mendy.(tuttomercatoweb.com)

>West Ham and Brentford have had a breakthrough in talks over the transfer of 24-year-old striker Scott Hogan. The Hammers have offered about £13.5m in total.(Daily Mail)

Everton will inform AC Milan on Wednesday of their decision on whether to keep winger Gerard Deulofeu, 22, or not. (Daily Express)

>Marseille are confident of a deal to sign Crystal Palace midfielder Yohan Cabaye - even though the Eagles want £16m for the 31-year-old. (Mirror)

>>73740448
>Leonardo Ulloa

FUGGGGGGGGGGG :DDDDDDDDDDDD

If you can't win the league with pep and messi then does it prove sunny spl is a total joke?

I think it proves sunny spl is a total joke

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>>73740448

Hull City goalkeeper Allan McGregor, 34, is set to join Cardiff City on loan until the end of the season.(Sky Sports)

>Tottenham must inform the Football Association by the end of March whether they intend to play Premier League football at Wembley Stadium next season. (Evening Standard)

Watford are set to bid for Bournemouth's 29-year-old winger Max Gradel. (The Sun)

>Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola, 45, congratulated his players after their 4-0 defeat by Everton. (Mirror)

West Ham target, 29-year-old forward Nikola Kalinic, is the subject of a €40m (£35m) offer from Chinese Super League side Tianjin Quanjian. (calciomercato.com)

>Birmingham City are set to sign Middlesbrough wing-back/forward Emilio Nsue, 27, on a permanent deal. (Daily Mail)

>>73740448
>morata
>not kane

>anime
kys

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>>73740448
please don't leave leo :'(

>>73740448
>Bamford
fuck yeah

>>73740448
>only Everton news is about Deulofeu leaving

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>>73738233

>>73740623
How will he be replaced? Will Okazaki just get more starts?

>>73737779

Great. Now Poop just needs to find out a way to sign 2010 Xavi and Iniesta and his philosophy will work again.

Watch out the moneys you give to Poop though, he also has a strong tendency to sign up Hlebs, Kolarovs and other toxic residues.

>>73742051
Hardly starting, might as well sell him while he's relevant.
He's clutch as fuck tho, think he'll do fine at Swansea if he goes.

>>73740282
>>73740282
Sorry for late reply, but there's not too much to know really. It's the American history minus the racism, civil wars, and everything that makes it exciting.

British settlers came in (French if you're Quebecois), massacred the Indians, peacefully ceded from the Brits, then it just focuses on the Europe mostly.

>messi the sperg leaving Barcelona
>to live in Manchester
Even if he does I give it 90 days before he starts pouting and shaving his head or whatever. He'll never try to learn English either.

yes helow i am new. what does /trans/ mean transatlantic? transcontinental? transsexual???

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>>73743075
It means that we love /trans/ lads.

>>73740525
>watford want le even less end product than ibe man to save their season
lel

>Mike Dean has been demoted to the Championship at the weekend and will referee Barnsley vs. Leeds.

>Leeds lost last 7 matches refereed by Mike Dean

SMELLY DUMB LEEDS SCUM

Newfag here, does a transfer fee go entirely to the club, or divided between club and player?

>>73744112
club

>>73744112
>>73744455
*and sometimes some goes to the agent

>>73742678
>>73743424
mental breakdown edition

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>>73740525
> Congratulates players for being BTFO by a midtable club
> "World's GOAT soccer coach"

>>73744468
>>73744455
So someone getting signed for 100 million dollars doesn't make them rich?

>barcelona considers costa suitable to replace messi

REBBIT BTFO

>>73745061
nope, that would depend on player wages negotiated

>>73744112
Club BUT the player's contract at the selling club may include a sell-on percentage so they might receive some of the transfer fee.

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who /a/ here

>>73740934
c-cute!

If Messi leaves Barcelona is Real Madrid, dare I say it, dominating Spain for the next ten years?

>>73745295
Was /a/ when Toradora aired. Not anymore.

Ami still best girl.

>>73745408
difficult to say
crazy stat: barcelona has a slightly higher percentage win without messi
remember when barcelona won 0-4 at bernabeu last season, they went 0-3 without messi

>>73745453
That's because Messi starts most games
Barca vs Bayern without Messi: 0-7 AGG
They're fucked without him unless Suarez gets some non-finishing skills and Neymar stops being shit

>>73739070
>>73739232
>>73739590
The root cause of Mouyes' collapse last season was not his tactics being found out. It was his relationship with his players deteriorating to the point of no return, so his tactics didn't work like they should have.

>>73743075
/trans/fers

Messi says Rooney is the GOAT English man
http://www.90min.com/posts/4425853-lionel-messi-reveals-childhood-idols-names-which-british-star-is-the-best-he-s-ever-faced

>>73745573
He said that Rooney was the best player he played against, i.e. the best British player of this generation, not the GOAT. The best British player of this generation is probably Bale but Messi won't admit that because he plays for Real Madrid.

>>73738548

>QPRTransferPolicy.jpeg

>>73739014

Might be an odd translation but he's definitely said he'll feign injury if Bilic tries to pick him. I hate Wet Spam but fuck that guy, wouldn't even sell him. Put him in the reserves and see who even remembers him once his contract is up

>>73745573
messi with the subtle banter

>>73745481
messi played the first game vs bayern

messi was playing the two years before poop became the manager, two years without a single title

when poop left barcelona, madrid was supposed to dominate yet it was atletico that won the league and cup that season. Maybe if he leaves sevilla will become the next dominant team

suarez has plenty 'non finishing' skills

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>tsuunaldo shit
>messi shit
so who will win the balloon door this year?

When the player-manager wins a trophy like Kenny Dalglish did in the late 1980s, does he receive 2 medals or just one?

>>73745774
aaron ramsey or garth bale

>>73745750
>yet it was atletico that won the league and cup that season
actually that season barcelona won the league, it was the next one atletico won

>>73745750
Messi was already injured in the first game

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>>73745774
Vardy after he leads Lestah to a CL title

>overusing the customer meme
ugh

>>73746088
Lestah without Kanté ain't going anywhere lad

Is the Chinese league good lads? Why is no one broadcasting their games when it's so star-filled? Even MSL got some airtime when they got Beckham.

>>73746145

t. Buyern customer

>>73746225
They show the CSL on Sky Sports. Pitches are dire. They're like AFCON

>>73746145
There's this one Slav that uses it pretty much every post

>>73746149
What are you talking about they just signed the Black Kante

>>73746511
Did they buy an Argentinian DM?

>>73746250
I'm a shareholder, though

>>73746511
The African Kante signed for Everton la

Manchester United fans = customers
Liverpool fans = bin-dippers
Chelsea fans = rent boys

What are the other common nicknames for other fans?

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>Manure hiring full time counter-terrorism manager to protect themselves from their own """fans"""

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38661302

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>73746736
City fans = plastic chairs
arsenal fans = black

>>73746736

Honestly, I have never heard or seen anyone use the customers meme outside of /sp/, most of Uniteds main rivals seem to just refer to them as 'the scum'

Also: Everton = bitters/bitter blues (mainly by pool fans)

Can't really think of any others off the top of my head

>>73746736
>customers
>common
fuck I've been baited

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*carves into the 4th round*

>>73746865
*carves into the Championship*

Imagine thinking that Pep would revolutionise Premiere League football

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FA CUP TONIGHT

Will Klopp flopp?

>>73746851
it will be common very soon

>>73747080
It won't be team specific though, because people outside /sp/ realise that manure and buyern aren't the only clubs trying to make profit

>>73747073
Yes.

>>73747132
Most clubs are using betting companies to shake down the fans. It's disgusting.
Gambling is degenerate.

>>73738548
>Bernat £25m
You could get Rodriguez for less. Though apparently he's agreed a deal with PSG.

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>>73738456
First for Rem!

Who scou/a/se here?

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wew la

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>>73747313
>be english youth coach
>diddle kids

>birthday today
>family members wishing me a happy birthday and asking me how I'll celebrate
>I just tell them I'll go to the pub with some friends
>they tell me to make sure I send pictures
>I'm actually a loser with no friends

What the fuck do I do now?

>>73747383
Send them pictures of your anime girlfriend.

>>73738407
It's kinda fun since it's from the Veronica Mars fags.

>According to UEFA's league coefficient, La Liga has been the top league in Europe over the last five years, and has produced the continent's top-rated club more times (18) than any other league, double that of second-placed Serie A. Its clubs have won the most UEFA Champions League (16), UEFA Europa League (10), UEFA Super Cup (13), and FIFA Club World Cup (5) titles, and its players have accumulated the highest number of (FIFA) Ballon d'Or awards (19).

>>73747383

This >>73747415

Might as well leave them in no doubt whatsoever that you're a fucking disappointment

>>73747415
I'm not that much of a loser.

>>73738407
not as good as the show in OP

>>73747383
Go to the pub and take some pictures with random faggots while getting drunk. Maybe you'll even get a gf!

News from
>The Sun
Greaseman and Manure have agreed on shirt number and wages

>>73747503
Not hard to agree on a number when 7 will be available in a day or two.

>>73747503
hope they give him whatever number memertial has now

>>73747497
Don't really want a gf desu. I wouldn't know what to do with one.

>>73747503
But, like you said,
>The Sun

>>73747546
Basically just imagine life if your anime gf reciprocated

>>73747561
I don't have an anime gf. I'm a loser but I'm not mentally ill.

>>73738465
>>>/a/

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>>73738465

Why isn't Bernardo Silva linked with any top teams? Monaco is in 1st place in Ligue 1, he won the Euros with Portugal and is scoring/assisting a lot.
Didn't he have a low release clause as well?

>>73747711
The people who make up rumours for the newspapers don't watch Ligue 1

>>73738248
the absolute unironic state of the city of trans lads

>>73739835
Demented compulsive masturbator neet. Irrelevant . go play some more hello kitty island adventure b4 your stepfather gets home and teaches you about genital dynamics,again.

>>73747734

I just double checked. He has a 30M euro release clause. He should be a steal at that price.

>>73738248
when was it not?

>>73747711
buyers might be wary of his ability outside ligue1

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Is he world class?

lads

LADS

>poop

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lads

LADS

*carves forcefully*

>>73747848
Is an horse a athlete?

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lads

LADS

>Wonga

Epic snowstorms and multiple earthquakes in Italy lads. #Pray4LRL

>>73739126
He used Cameroon so he could play in a World Cup because he is not good enough for Germany.

Fuck him.

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>>73739879
Not confirmed.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arjen-robben-hits-out-players-9637647
>Arjen Robben hits out at players moving to China - 'You are basically acknowledging your career is over'

BASED LCIM

>>73745612
>bale

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>>73747766
Thanks for the customer TEARS kek

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>>73748139
Dave Whelan is smiling at him from heaven

>>73747441
Delete this thanks

welcome to Goodison Tosin

I really think about this thread every day. Every time I see Javi Martinez, every time I think about pizza hut, every time somebody wants to go to a carvery, every time a seagull flies by me, every time I see someone dabbing, every time somebody mentions 100 million, every time somebody is walking towards the camera, every time I talk to customer support, every time I see a slippery surface sign.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This thread is carving into my consciousness, and is dabbing towards my brain. Of course, *wins the league* flippy.jpg and a >moyes. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell EXPOSED! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking thread. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the walking. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is *walking towards it's end*.

I really am starting to think I need mental help. I've also started going to the local carvery lately and not until reading my own thoughts did I realize it's probably because of this thread. I browse /trans/ for around 5 hours every day and the amount of time's I've posted here in the past week is more times than I've thought of my family, friends or parents. To those who are new don't come here, and don't get into it. I posted "Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?" at least once a week for a year, and it has actually addled my brain. The sound of a seagull alone sends me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

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>neverlands

>Rodwell injured

Maybe Sunderland will actually win a game

lmao who am I kidding

>moyes

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>>73748233
10/10

>>73738744
No it doesn't you fucking moron

>>73748310
are you have a holiday m8

test

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>>73748233
I love /trans/ lads.

>>73748315
Yeah it's fucking shuihouse, the temples sucked dick and the Khmer rouge should have just ended this place.

>>73748315
choon

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Good guy.

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>>73748233
Nice post

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did anything happen this morning?

>>73748510
xD nice post!! upvoted
retard

>>73748559
>>>/a/

>>73740349
>this and right in the pussy means that the reporters stand inside the stadiums now
boring

>>73748577
?? i'm already there

>>73748542
Does anything ever happen?

>>73748542
This week:
Zidane fall for the meme and tainted himself.
Van Gaal retired.
Guardiola broken.
Manchester club doing clean up.

>>73748590
>>>/a/

>>73746790
>Cristiano Lowailo

/trans/ has been shit today.

Exactly how exposed, between 1 and 10 (1 being Conte, 10 being Pep) will Klopp be tonight after the defeat at Plymouth Argyle?

>>73748542

Chicken pill up calender switch chav pill market can lake spanner lever snooker man?

>>73748776
8 or 9
He'll have to start making delusional claims about revolutionising football before he can even be considered a 10

>>73746829
>most of Uniteds main rivals seem to just refer to them as 'the scum'
Scum is generic. Arsenal and Spurs both use the term against each other, Newcastle use it against Sunderland, on and on. It's usually the biggest rival.

can't get excited for today's shit cup games

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>>73748799

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>>73748799

messi to liverpool confirmed la

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>>73748799