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EXPOSED edition

West Ham are increasingly open to selling unsettled midfielder Dimitri Payet in January. (Evening Standard)

>Marseille president Jacques-Henri Eyraud will fly into London on Monday to try and persuade West Ham to sell Payet, after bidding just under £20m for the Frenchman. (Telegraph)

Hammers captain Mark Noble says he has not spoken to Payet for "two or three weeks". (Sky Sports)

>Tony Pulis has told West Bromwich Albion they need to buy in January and asked his bosses to loosen their "tight and rigid and strict" transfer budget. (Daily Mail)

Real Madrid are on the verge of signing 17-year-old Swedish striker Alexander Isak - dubbed the next Zlatan Ibrahimovic. (The Sun)

>Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino says there have been no offers for his players from China. (The Guardian)

Hull forward Robert Snodgrass says he is focused on playing for the Tigers, not transfer speculation. (Daily Star)

>Stoke boss Mark Hughes wants to keep forward Bojan Krkic, despite interest from Middlesbrough. (Mirror)

Newcastle United have not given up hope on signing 25-year-old Fulham midfielder Tom Cairney. (Newcastle Chronicle)

>MLS club Real Salt Lake are interested in signing 19-year-old American striker Brooks Lennon on loan from Liverpool. (ESPN)

Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart - on loan at Torino - says he is focused on Monday's game against AC Milan not his future. (La Gazzetta dello Sport in Italian)

>Birmingham City have shown an interest in Cheick Keita, a 20-year-old Mali international defender who plays for Virtus Entella in Italy's Serie B. (Birmingham Mail)
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Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, rejected the offer of a new £200,000-a-week contract at Stamford Bridge before a reported bust-up with manager Antonio Conte. (Times- subscription required)

>Costa is ready to call a truce with the Blues - amid rumours of a move to China - and stay with them until the end of the season. (The Sun)

He is set for clear the air talks with Conte this week but will leave at the end of the season after refusing to sign a two-year contract extension. (Daily Express)

>Conte expects Costa to be back at work this week after Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich made it clear he wants the two make up, and he will not allow the striker to leave. (Daily Mail)

Conte has told Costa to forget about going to China and insisted: "Money is not everything". (Mirror)

>Costa has been offered £600,000 a week to join Jiangsu Suning, with the Chinese Super League side also willing to pay £80m for the striker. But his move to China could be threatened by new rules restricting the number of overseas stars who can be fielded. (Daily Star)

Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil suggests he "very comfortable" in London, having said last week he wants to know the long-term future of manager Arsene Wenger before committing to a new contract. (Germany national team website)

>Aston Villa's French defender Aly Cissokho is set to be loaned to Greek champions Olympiakos. (Supersport)

Coventry City boss Russell Slade is set to make his second and third loan signings of the January transfer window, bringing in Derby County defender Farrend Rawson and striker Charles Vernam, both aged 20. (Coventry Telegraph)
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It's you guys like to bet City is the favorite against Tottenham
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>handegg shitposting overrunning the board again
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>>73712227
doesn't make sense lad. barely a sentence.
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>>73712289
Betting, as in put money on something and win more
Tottenham are currently preserved as underdogs against City, meaning you can win lots of money if they win
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>>73712276
got to hand it to them, them yanks sure know how to clean out a board after a big result
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>>73712289
I think what he meant was

>If you guys like to bet, City is the favourite against Tottenham
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okay I admit it now pep's been fucking E X P O S E D
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Conte is too good for the likes of Costa and Chelsea. Top 3 manager in the world stuck with mercenaries and a plastic club.
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>>73712227
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>real salt lake

Makes me chuckle every time.
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>>73712201
>Hammers captain Mark Noble says he has not spoken to Payet for "two or three weeks"

No wonder the guy wants to leave
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>>73712679

bet the other players say they spoke to him only yesterday and noble is revealed to have no mates
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>>73712630

>Royal
>never had a monarchy

LMAO
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>Bravo
He's Balenthia-tier now.
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Based

Elite

MUSCULAR

Everton
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>>73712209
>Costa to Jiangsu Suning
are they trying to give him to Inter?
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>>73712360
cheers lad i don't speak spastic
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>>73712209
>Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil suggests he "very comfortable" in London, having said last week he wants to know the long-term future of manager Arsene Wenger before committing to a new contract. (Germany national team website)
which way did he mean this, he'll go if wenger goes?

or he'll stay
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Fuck Payet
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lads

LADS

>expoopsed
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>>73712836
>very comfortable
Of course he is, he gets to disappear all the time and still get called 'world class'
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>>73712742
>manlet strikers are good meme
Oh Messi you managed to trick so many for so long.
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>>73713268
Messi is currently the only person in a major leagues to have more goals than games (minimum of 15 games)
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>>73713318
>sunny SPL

Wow, what an achievement.
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Bojan tells stoke he wants to leave
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>>73713334
EPL is weaker than La Liga, I'm taking into account all goals, so UEFA as well
>Zlatan in invisible in CL
>Messi scores hat tricks
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>>73713337
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>>73713347
>EPL is weaker than La Liga
Cute meme.
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>>73713337
he should go to a mid/lowtable liga team
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>>73713360
EPL is currently dominated by La Liga rejects
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>>73713368
>dominated by La Liga rejects
Yeah, bojan is a leading light for stoke city.
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>>73713384
Zlatan and Costa were who I was referring too
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>>73713388
and pedro, and cesc, and marcos alonso, etc
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*walks towards the premier league*
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>>73713419
Marcos alonso is a very handsome guy
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>>73713368
And a Liverpool flop is tied with Donaldo on goals, La Liga is a mess.
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i remember when nzonzi, nasri and jovetic EXPOSED the best team in spain

good times
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>>73713360
>>73713368
>EPL
Wait, which league you on about?
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>>73713434
Suarez was the reason Liverpool got to where they did and if not for the slip they would have won the title
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>Yesterday was pep's biggest league defeat as a manager
EX - POSED
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>>73713444
If you cared about this meme for real, you wouldn't be in a thread called /trans + epl/
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>>73713444
Scottish
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>>73713388
>Best player in the league is a Man Utd reject

Really makes you tink
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>>73713483
>reject
>3 League wins in a row
>CL winner
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>>73713493
Wow, now he has the same amount of CL as wes brown
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>>73713493
Clearly in decline and a reject only won 1 la liga after leaving.
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>>73713529
Probably would have won a lot more if he wasn't facing the greatest team ever assembled
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>>73713535
>winning once in a two team league
kek go back to fighting saruman.
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>>73713550
Atletico also won senpai
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>>73713483
Eriksen has never played for Man Utd m8
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>all this non-stop Australasia posting

Let's get back to business, how much is the black Steve Sidwell really worth?
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>>73713581
How much is a penalty against you and assault worth?
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>>73713575
>also won

So did Aberdeen once

>>73713579
Eriksen is an Ajax reject
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>>73713591
>Assault
>Didn't die
>Got up straight away

He's just getting the manlet out of his way
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>>73713579
kek
>eriksen best player in the league
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>>73713598
And who rejected Messi?
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>>73713591
this was done in liverpoops benulty area la
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>>73713591
top keks what an absolute brain dead chump

someone should tweet the webm to the epl and english fa and ask how many games he'll be banned for this
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>>73713611
Newell's Old Boys
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>>73713591
b-b-but muh h-hendo is innocent la
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>>73713610
he is tbqh
sadly he's fucking dogshit for our nt
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Head to head top 6 "mini league"

I remember Mouyes uses to always top these
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>>73713611
Some club in argentine
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Missed United v Liverpool lads. Who deserved to win?
Was it a refball pen?
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>>73713641
he is one of the best, but i wouldn't say the best. Even Ali from Spurs is doing a bit better.
But yeah, he sucks for the NT.
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>>73713675
Nobody really, a 1-1 draw is pretty fair.
It was legit.
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>>73713675
they both deserved to lose
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>>73713618
>tweet it to an imaginary league
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what happened between lukaku and otamendi just before the fourth goal yesterday?

>>73713675
he literally dabbed into handballing it

reccomend looking it up, good kek
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>>73713720
watching MOTD now
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>>73712201
>Real Madrid are on the verge of signing 17-year-old Swedish striker Alexander Isak - dubbed the next Zlatan Ibrahimovic

>is a nigger
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>>73713739
>players being dubbed "the next something"
into the trash
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>>73713739
You go from Larsson who had a foreign parent, to Ibra, a full-blown Slav, to Isak, a full-blown nigger. Sounds about right for Sweden.
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>>73713675
no one

it was going to be a boring 0-0 just as the universe predicted

then pogbad dabbed the ball and gave away and penalty

the manure hoofed in an offside equaliser

then universal equilibrium was restored and both teams dropped 2 points
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FUCKING EXPOSED
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>>73713591

>some slipperpool cuck got floored


LMAO who the fuck cares
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>>73713618
you can't ban henderson for being shit. i'm sure people have tried.
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>>73713761
This. Reminds me of
>Calleri
>Next Messi
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>>73713347
>>73713360
samefag
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>>73713644
if only liverstool weren't outclassed by powerhouses like burnley, sunderland, and bournemouth, they'd be top of the league.
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>arrive at City
>alienate club legend because you want a keeper who has a specialty of passing 5 feet
>spend over £160m to make your team
>Bravo utter shit
>Stones utter shit
>Gundogan dead (RIP)
>Sane and Nolito nothing
>cant even field another signing because you forgot to submit his work permit
>play 3 at back and get exposed at first touch match
>play 4 at back
>get more exposed
>be boggled by tackles
>get angry at journalists
>7 red cards by January
>make prolific striker a nonscoring fouling twat
He is not going to last much longer
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SOMEONE SAVE LEICESTER
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>>73713843
>cant even field another signing because you forgot to submit his work permit
ayy is this the brazilian striker? when will he be able to play?
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>>73713843
>tfw the englesh can't not play neanderthal futbol
>tfw leaving them to wallow soon
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>>73713475
What service does this corporation provide?
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>>73713843
Bravo is so fucking bad, he looks about four feet tall when there's a shot coming at him. They'd have been just as well sticking a midfielder in goals.
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>>73713843
What I can't understand is why he changed the winning formula. In the beginning of the season, he played a 4-1-4-1 that worked. Sure, the games weren't that hard but the team looked genuinely dangerous. Then he goes ahead and switches to 4-2-3-1 v Tottenham, loses, plays a couple of games with 3 at the back and draws both, removes Nolito from the starting XI for no particular reason, goes back to 3 at the back against Chelsea and Leicester and gets btfo. Only tough game he's won after the first 6 is against Arsenal where he switched back to 4-1-4-1.

Also, fuck Bravo, Hart wasn't that good but Bravo is on another level of shit this season.
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>>73713775
this
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>>73713591
only a fool gets in the way of wogba dabs
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Is Mignolet....elite?
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>>73713874

I don't think they forgot. But if he doesn't have a Euro passport it'll take weeks. But he just finished a full season and moved to fucking Manchester so would he be hitting the ground running anyway?
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>>73713892
Someone needs to check whether Bravo is actually a ghost. The ball always goes through him like he's an incorporeal being.
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>>73713761
>tfw we've reached the point where players are being dubbed shit like the next Odegaard, despite the fact he hasn't even proven himself yet
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>>73713892
>conceded literally 60% of the last 21 shots on target
>>73713907
i honestly don't think that Nolito is that good so i don't get why they bough him to begin with
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>>73713892
tbf with him, many of the goals he recieves are not his fault though he should be able to deflect the ball every once in a while
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>>73713890
Clean, safe and wholesome entertainment for muslims
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>>73713337
Breaking: Stoke tell Bojan they want him to leave. Following his side's 3-1 victory over Sunderland on Saturday, Mark Hughes is quoted as saying, "Please fuck off, Bojan."
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>>73713952
yeah shes looking for a competitve club
you've no chance
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>>73713937
Nolito offers something compared to Navas's literally zero contribution and is a better option than wasting Silva or De Bruyne on the wing.

>>73713952
Currently called up to the Chad NT for AFCON.
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>I rated Marcos Alonso at Sunderland
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>>73713843
>tfw your tactics are to intelligent for English brutes to understand
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>>73713937
nolito for 18m€ is a very decent buy considering how shit and expensive the attacker market is
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>>73713843
i can't get over how he managed to make a team with De Bruyne, Silva and Aguero look so inept offensively
How the fuck do you make some of the best attackers in the league look so mediocre?
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Lads, why aren't we calling him Lolita?
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>>73713969
>Currently called up to the Chad NT for AFCON.
kek
>>73713986
Didn't he go for that cheap cause he's 30?
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Pepe is just trying to out meme Conte

Problem for Pep is Chelsea has a title winning squad + Knate.

While City have an old as fuck squad + KDB/Aguero carrying them

City seriously need new full backs, a good CB, and a non manlet keeper, and probably backups for Toure, Fernandinho and start looking for the next David Silva
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>>73714004
nah, it was his clause
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>>73714004
It was his release clause and also a fair representation of his value based on his age and skill.
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>need a keeper
>dont look at the Atletico keeper conveyor belt
Should Pep have bought Oblak?
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>>73714030
>the keeper that couldn't jump to his left
he is good but keepers in atletico look great because they have a great defense and tend to play defensive style
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>>73714030
But is he good with his feet?
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>>73714017
>City seriously need new full backs
Yes they do but why the fuck did Pep think Sagna and Kolarov could play like Lahm and Alaba?

>a good CB
Lel they've spent £120m on centre backs in two years.

>backups for Toure, Fernandinho
Toure was supposed to be a backup player until Pep got exposed. Why did City sign Delph if he's too shit to play?

>non manlet keeper
I heard there's a decent guy somewhere in Turin.
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>>73714044
>the keeper that though Real would try 5 panenkas in a row in a CL final shootout
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>>73714055
*frantically googles Juve's back up goalie so I can say 'hey, you think CIty are going to sign Smulovic?'*
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>>73714024
>Hello darkness my old friend
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>>73714067
kek'd
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>>73714055
Zabaleta is playing in midfield, he's definitely Lahm. Sagna is Rafinha.
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>>73713591
I saw somebody do this in sunday league once and get his nose broken with his own team watching him and not caring, wish professional footballers would still do that
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>>73714064
I'll never forget that. He went full retard.
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>>73714055
Good fullbacks take time to scout, and he wasnt going to poach Alaba or pay the 70m Buyern would have asked for

The plan was for Otamendi/Stones to pair with Kompany - however now that he is fully perma crocked they need to buy a solid CB to replace him. They could have done a lot better with that 120m

They signed Delph to get around the homegrown player thing, they did want Barkley but Everton were going to ask for like 50m in 2013, so they raided Villa
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>>73714067
>hey joe, don't worry about poop not wanting you in the squad, we found you a great team in turin!
>oh wow! I'm going to play for juventus? that's amazing!
>err... well... you'll... you'll play close to them
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>>73714087
>mfw Pep thinks Bravo is Neuer
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Dumirreno to City
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>>73713368
La Liga is dominated by EPL rejects
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>>73714166
Yeah like Messi and Greizman
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>>73714100

If you think about Sagna and Stones, neither of them are actually bad players at the moment, but they just can't play the way Pep wants them to. Tell the former to play like a normal full back and the latter to take less risks and they could play for any team. I mean there are guys like Valencia, Phil Jones and Ragnar Klavan starting.
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>>73713591
Can the ape get banned for touching my qtmilner?
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>>73714196
Pretty much

Considering City do well we playing 4-X-X formations Pep should just stay with it and slowly build up his 3-5-2 dream team over 18 months
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>>73714178
Nasri, Jovetic, N'Zonzi,Aspas, Savic?
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>>73714178
>>73714257

Ronaldo
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>>73714233

That's Henderson
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>>73714267
Oh yeah, And Suarez, Bale, Modric
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>>73714017
>KDB carrying them

When will this meme end? He has been completely outshone by Silva in nearly every game. I don't understand the dickriding.
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>>73714272
It's 6
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>>73714196
stones makes too many mistakes to be a good defender, even worse to be the kind of defender poop wants him to be. Wouldn't surprise me if he ended up playing defensive mid

sagna is not a bad player but he is 33 and it kinda shows at times

City needs fresh young players urgently: yaya (33), caballero (35), bravo (33), kompany (30), kolarov (31), clichy (31), zabaleta (32), fernandinho (31), silva (31), navas (31), nolito (30)
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>>73714331

Eh? What is 6?
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>>73714337
A pic deserving of higher res.
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Handsome and intelligent Tom DaviesGOD
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>>73714359
City are doing exactly what chelsea did when they first rose to the top - held on to the stars too long instead of allowing a natural turnover. It wasn't until chelsea starting purging the likes of Ferreira, J. Cole, A. Cole, Essien, Carvalho etc that they became contenders again.
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>PEP EXPOSED AS FUCK
>MOU and KLOPPO both exposed
Good weekend!

>>73712201
>>Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino says there have been no offers for his players from China. (The Guardian)
Even Polish clubs have offers from China. Just how irrelevant can Totnam be lol.
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reminder that jordan lukaku is going to crystal palace
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>>73714417

>all the upcoming English lads at Sperms

Even the chinks already know not to buy into the hype
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>>73714410
Just like when Man U made Moyes keep Rio, Evra, Vidic, Fletcher and Lindegaard around, then after Moyes got sacked they purged pretty much the whole team
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>>73714267
https://twitter.com/BreatheMessi/status/820855457044725760
exposed by sampaoli's futsal team
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>>73714438
Spurs are winning the league lad
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>>73712201
>17-year-old Swedish striker Alexander Isak - dubbed the next Zlatan Ibrahimovic
>19-year-old American striker Brooks Lennon - dubbed the next Landon Donovan
>Cheick Keita, a 20-year-old Mali international defender - dubbed the next Seydou Keita
>defender Farrend Rawson and striker Charles Vernam, both aged 20 - dubbed the next Sol Campbell and the next Alan Shearer (respectively)
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>>73714477
nah chelsea will
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>>73714493
Imagine being dubbed the next dabber.
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>>73714477

That's what they said last year
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>>73714477
How are they winning the league if they're ending up behind Arsenal?
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>>73714476
the complete lack of creativity and imagination in Ronaldo's game these days is disgusting
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>>73714493
>Cheick Keita
toujours titulaire comme keita cheick
paw paw paw paw
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>>73714476
>the free kick
KEK
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www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/578886/Dele-Alli-mansion-dogging-sex-Ruby-Mae-Spurs-EPL-Elstree/amp
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>>73714476
the best la, last balloon dor la, next balloon dor la
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>>73714476
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>>73713591
>yellow for that silly fucking hand
>yellow for that silly fucking mma crap
Nigger should've been thrown out for his unsportsmanship behaviour.
>inb4 muh tough leage mans sport
It's one thing to play tough and a completely different one to act like a spoiled Ł100m DAB of a cunt.
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>>73714528
This is the most British news headline ever.
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>>73713924
Saved just 8 of the last 22 shots he's faced
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>>73714594
>EPL
Clearly not english
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>>73714528

Dele Alli is either an eccentric genius or a homosexual
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>>73714607
>Valdes
what the fuck
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>>73714607

>being worse than Shay Given, 49, dropped to 3rd choice after two games
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>>73714528
what the fuck is up with that gallery of couples having sex outside lol why are they putting that in the article
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>>73714632
He's dog ugly and if he wasn't a footballer, that girl would be nowhere near him.
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>>73714590

SEETHING
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>>73714701
Sorry la, I'm an [spoiler]Arsenal[/spoiler] fan.
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>>73713644
>most of Liverpool's remaining top 6 games are at home

based
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>>73714607
B-but both Boruk and Fabjanski have plenty of great saves! They wouldn't have to concede that many if the defence was any good!
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>>73714731

Nice one Piotr
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>>73714833
>fabianski starts ahead of Sir Chesny for poland
smhtbhfam
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>>73714868
Flappy-handski
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>>73714868
You mean the NT?
Can't argue with Nawałka's logic here, since he does get good results.

>>73714905
KEK
>>
How many more years do you think Messi has left?
>>
>>73715009
3 to 5 before he becomes a squad player
>>
>>73715021
Who is the oldest successful forward? Zlatan?
>>
>>73715033
Probably. Aduriz was playing well last season but i haven't seen much of him since
>>
>>73715033
The oldest I recall still cutting it at the top level was Inzaghi. He was like 40 and still banging in champions league goals on the regular.
>>
According to
>the sun
Turan and Rakitic are leaving to pay for Messi
>>
>>73715009
Retire after WC
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What will Pep's next formation be?
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>>73714607
>no Robles
he's too good to be included in this list probably
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>>73715057
Didn't Barca buy them just to weaken Atletico?
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>>73715069
The anchor
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>>73715057
rakitic has clearly fallen from grace with luis enrique lately, not sure why

turan is the third highest scorer in barcelona and probably their third best foward right now

neither earn enough to be an issue
>the sun
fake news
>>
>>73715076
Rakitic was Sevilla
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>>73715080

>those wing backs
>schlupp cb
over the line mr grooks
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>>73715087
>fallen out of favour
Enrique has no idea what he's doing
He's also apparently going to City while Turan goes to China
>>
>>73715091
Ah yes. I'm thinking of someone else.
>>
STONES BEST GAME FOR EVERTON EDITION


LET PAYET ROT ON THE BENCH!!!!! DO NOT SELL..
>>
>>73715080
what's the story to this fucking meme lineup?
>>
>>73715115
Garth Crooks is insane
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>>73714528
>buying a £2m house with your "friend"
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>>73712444
Now?
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>>73715115
>>73715121
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>>73715103
iniesta was injured for a few weeks, and then there's the cl group stage, early copa, some minor home games and the typical luis enrique rotations. That list proves nothing tbqh

iniesta - busi - gomes/rakitic is probably his main midfield right now, with rafinha and denis as subs
>>
>>73712742
DELETE
>>
>>73715142
>>73715080

He's only where he is because of the colour of his skin.
>>
>>73715080

Ah, I always enjoy Garth's "who-scored-a-goal-this-week"
>>
>>73715142
>The forbidden beach umbrella formation

Genius.
>>
>>73715142
are there any rules he has to follow before making these lineups or is he just plain retarded?
>>
>>73715221
see
>>73715170
>>
>>73715167
it's more to do with his posh voice and ability to sound intelligent compared to your savages and your wrightys tbqh
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Rate my squad
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>>73714632
>>73714693
WHO DE GIRL??? NEEDS HER INSTAG
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>>73715371
Right wing is overloaded
>>
>>73715371
1/10 i'd just attack down your right side
>>
>>73713644
Wrong offside decisions preventing two of those draws to be wins
>>
>>73715371
the only way to stop lcim 2bh
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>>73715471
>stop lcim
>possible
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>>73715409
Alright made some adjustments
>>
>>73715371
>not pushing xavi (or any other and replace them with xavi) to other wing and dropping iniesta little bit deeper
>>
>>73712836
He'll go if Wenger goes. He only signed for them because of Wenger
>>
>>73715496
found some space down the left lad. game over. 10-0 to me.
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>>73715513
m8 u just said you were going down the right hand side thats not fair
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>>73712201
>>
>>73715531
i'm a tactical maestro lad. not even sorry.
>>
>>73715531
>not changing your tactics to suit the opposition's plans
t. Pep
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>>73715549
>>73715570
some of you guy's are allright

dont go to camp nou tomorrow
>>
>>73714233
>Americans
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>>73715682
>plays down middle
>>
>>73715682
*plays down the middle*
10-0 to me again
>>
>>73715701
*grabs you by the throat*

FUCK OFF!?!??
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You lads may have been onto something
>>
>>73715723
*holds face and rolls on the ground*
red card lad, off you go
>>
Who would win between >>73715080 and >>73715682?
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>>73715695
>>73715701
*teleports behind you*

hehe...nothing personnel kid
>>
What the
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We are improving
>>
>>73715761
*stabs you in the balls*

SERIOUSLY, FUCK OFF!!?!?!?
>>
now because of pep EXPOSure, the possession and passing meme have died. RIP. long live the counter-attack.
>>
>>73715865
football tactics is a flat circle
>>
>>73715865

I hope so, really only so long you can watch a team knock it about between their backline 900 times before it gets boring
>>
>>73715496
>sanchez
I had forgotten that faggot played at barcelona
>>
>>73715921
find it a bit weird the way it evolves desu
>good team starts playing 3 at the back
>everyone copies to match them defensively
>1 striker up front starts to not be enough cos of the 3 CBs
>teams start having to play a 2nd striker
we'll be back at 4-4-2 in a season or two
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>>73715069
good ol' simpsons filenames
>>
>>73715935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lntzlib66Zw
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>>73715953
Audibly laughed
>>
>>73715953
Still relevant
>>
>>73713933
delet this
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>>73715954
>song
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>>73715921
Calling it now, the next trend is wingers. Teams will start playing 4-3-3 with 2 wingers and a striker v 3 man defences, basically going man to man, and that'll be the start of the end of the ol' 3 at the back maymay.
>>
haven't followed /trans/ this trans, anything meme worthy?
>>
>>73715945
The idea is that 1 vs 3 benefits the team with the 1 as their opponents have got a player wasted as a centre back who superfluous to requirements
>>
>>73715954
>3 years for this
oh well, he also had a decent goal against espanyol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6opGEEFe2w
>>
>>73714632
w2c jacket and glasses?
>>
>>73715049
Inzaghi was a tap-in meme
>>
>>73715033
Toni, Klose, Di Natale, Totti
>>
more simpsons filenames please
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>>73716083
>>
>>73716083
>>
>>73716066
Messi is too now
>>
>>73716022
They are currently switching to 3-4-3 to match the formation exactly, see Tottenham and City vs Chelsea.
>>
>>73716027
Nah, been painfully shit so far. My relationship with this website is like a smack addiction. It went stale a long time ago, but I'm just hoping the next hit will spark my interest again.
>>
>>
>>73716078
actually quite a good amount of strikers, they just didn't perform the same numbers as Ibrahimovic
>>
>>73716103
I actually like the 48 game world cup idea
*hides*
>>
>>73716137
I like the idea of more matches, but I don't like that it will be diluted with shit teams
>>
>>73716150
>>73716137
The main problem is that it will have more uneven games, you stick two teams of an even strength, you'd get a good match. You stick a weak team against a strong team and it will be a shit match
>>
>>73716137
>groups of 3
Nope.
>>
>>73716169
>Not wanting no dead rubbers in the groups

Pretty much the entire tournament becomes knockout, though I'd have preferred it if only the top team went through.
>>
>>73716188
But instead you get matches that can be fixed

>A 1-1 B
>A 1-1 C

You'd bet your house on B and C drawing 2-2
>>
>>73716188
A 1-1 B
A 0-2 C
B 0-2 C

Who goes through?
>>
Remember when City won the league in September?
>>
>>73716213
england
>>
>>73716213
Away goals rule so B
>>
>>73716231
remember when manure won the legue during the transfer window?
>>
>>73716275
Remember when Klopp got Liverpool into the champions league?
>>
>>73716285
Remember when Pep's style of football revolutionised the Premiere League?
>>
>>73716309
Remember when Spurs were the new invincibles?
>>
member crisps
>>
>city-spurs saturday
should the eplel stop this match from happening? there's a clear risk of self harm and death after the game
>>
>>73716261
No such thing in the World Cup. Tiebreakers are GD-GF-H2H-coin toss. The point is that it's ridiculously easier to reach a coin toss scenario in a group of 3 than it is in a group of 4.
>>
>Arsenal recorded a convincing 4-0 win at Swansea on Saturday, making them by far the highest away scorers in the Premier League this season with 27 - Liverpool are the next highest with 23.

>If they continue at their current rate the Gunners would finish the campaign with somewhere around 46 or 47 away goals.

>The best away tally for a Premier League season was set by Liverpool with 48 in the 2013-14 campaign, and Manchester United's 47 in 2001-02 is second best.

>Neither Liverpool nor United won the title in those seasons, mind
>>
Just asked Gerrard to stop playing Phil Collins. Think it'll go down lads?
>>
>>73716355
wow a telling piece of fact
>>
>>73716362
>tfw to intelligent for football
>>
>>73716362
Try asking him not to slip
>>
>>73712201
Bluenose here, can anyone tell me about Cheick Keita?
>>
>>73716607
Google says he's a 20 year Malian footballer.
Translates to really being 30+ and French .
>>
>>73716634
Fucking hell, 14 total league career apps. In Serie B. Bravo Zola, I guess.
>>
>tfw no Kante bf
>>
>>73716767
He is autistic
>>
>>73716334
>Coin toss
We burger now?
>>
>>73716922
Coin tosses were used before penalties. Fabio Cappello lost one of the last ones used
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got tickets to swansea's next two away games
>>
>zaha currently playing in the AFCON
>>
>Chelsea now have more points in January than they did at the end of last season
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What does /trans/ think of this?
Source: http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2016/172/en/
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>>73717435
>numbers out of someone's ass
looks quite scientific
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>>73717435
>The statistical model through which fair prices are calculated includes multiple variables on player performance (minutes, goals, etc.) and characteristics (age, contract, etc.), as well as data on employer clubs and potential recruiting ones
>that list
>mfw
I hope football-observatory.com are unpaid volunteers
>>
>>73717435
>stones is valued higher than >de gay
D R O P P E D
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>>73717435
If that's at the time their contract ends it makes sense but right now Messi should be above Neymar
>>
>>73717435
>85.5m for Sterling
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Why do >we always slip lads

I can't believe that win slipped out of >our grasp

Okay maybe I can.
>>
>>73716607
MHD talked about him in Afro Trap part. 3 so he's good la
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>>73717413
>Mouyes
Seriously though, last season was a fucking mess for Chelsea, i still can't believe how badly they did
>>73717435
>Sterling more expensive than Bale
>Wilian more expensive than Coutinho
>James that far down
>Carrasco that high
>>
>>73717567
Idk what that means
>>
>>73717569
His best player had a massive paddy.
>>
>>73717587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1D0MKWHU0

at one moment he says 'always on the starting lineup like keita cheick'
>>
>>73717567
Can't see you listed in the AFCON groups, did you not qualify?
>>
>>73717497

It's hard to say how scientific they are. The values do make for interesting discussions, I think.
>>
Anyone have some good images of poop getting exposed by Everton?

Didn't watch the game but still semi-high from poop images from Leicester game.
>>
Man City 0-5 Tottenham

You heard it here first.
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>>73717630
outstanding post haha
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>>73717707

Okay.
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>>73717725
>City - 78 points
no
>>
>>73717610
He only has like 16 starts lol

But merci la
>>
*carves into the championship*
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>>73717827
wrong file bollox.

shit film by the way
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Does he always look so JUST in post match interviews?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBD4W82H3fU
>>
lads I really really enjoy managers getting exposed

seeing pep getting BTFO so hard makes my dick turn to diamond
>>
>>73717725
>Sunderland going down
lmao
>>
Ask a guy who's sitting on the bus anything
>>
>>73717938
How many Arabs have you seen today
>>
>>73717938
anything?
>>
>>73717938
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>>
>>73717837
i thought it was alright but the idea was much better/more interesting than the execution
>>
>>73717938
how uncomfortable were you while waiting on the bus?
>>
>>73717951
Probably 2
>>73717961
Yes
>>73717977
89 million
>>73717994
I was the only Person there so not at all
>>
Ronaldo in numbers tonight:
34 balls received
31 balls lost
1 goal
24.5% pass accuracy
With CR7, Madrid lose 23% more games than without
>>
>>73718038
>With CR7, Madrid lose 23% more games than without

Not exactly fair though, Ronaldo plays a shit load of games and most likely starts every game against top tier teams where Madrid are more likely to lose. Madrid can afford to not play him against some of the shittiest sides in La Liga and still win.
>>
>>73717435
>martial 92m
>sterling 85
>lukaku 70m
>salah 65m
>dier 70m
what the fuck am I reading, there's plenty of other memes in there too i've just picked the ones that came out at me
>>
>>73717725
>Southampton finishing 8th

it's a no from me Clive

their league form is a disgrace
>>
>>73718055
In the last 4 games against Sevilla Real went 3-2, 3-0, 3-3 and 1-2. The only one Ronaldo played was the one they lost
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>>73718038
>34 balls received
>31 balls lost
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> 18m for Mamadou Sakho

Better than nothing I suppose.
>>
>>73718020
lucky man
>>
>>73718038
>people think this is the best player in the world

alri

>but he scores lots of goals

the team is practically designed to make him do that

he offers nothing else aside from finishing
>>
>>73718159
it's a shame claudio doesn't sport this look more often t b h
>>
>>73718038
>With CR7, Madrid lose 23% more games than without
hmmmmmmmm, really makes me think

it's obvious bate from squawkqak since even children (including the not so gifted ones) know the answer to 'wat is sample size' and 'wat is statistical inference'.
>>
>>73718185
He only did it once last season against Bournemouth. We were losing at halftime so he took the hat off and Vardy scored 2nd half.
>>
>>73718038

I feel like Madrid as a whole just doesn't function as well as it could without Bale. It's probably having him in the team that gets Ronaldo really fired up and jealous to score more goals.
>>
Can Kane break Shearer's record lads? Is he a 15 season wonder?

Seems like the kind of player that's always gonna stay in the PL, probably get a move to a bigger team in a few years if Spurs remain trophyless.
>>
>>73718226
If my Fifa 16 career mode is anything to go by (which it most likely is), he'll win the CL with Dortmund next season
>>
>>73718179
>he offers nothing else aside from finishing
yes, scoring goals is the most meaningless aspect of football.
>>
>>73718243
Yeah paying Ronaldo 32 million a year to give up the ball 31 times and tap in is great
>>
>>73718226

I don't see (m)any PL strikers scoring more than 25 goals this season. It's just not kind of league anymore, I think.
>>
>>73718283
We haven't really had a proper striker spend his whole career in the PL in a long time. The only one close to a striker is Rooney, and he mainly played second fiddle to the likes of Ronaldo, Ruud, Berbatov, Ibrahimovic etc.

If Kane spends his whole career in the PL, playing for a top team and barely missing any games I could see him reach the 200 mark.
>>
>>73718202
as a leicester /lifelong/ i remember that first half as being pretty dire, so it's probably for the best that he got rid of the cap
>>
>exposed edition
>the dynamic duo of balotelli and sampaoli thoroughly exposed unai memery

>>73712201
>Real Madrid are on the verge of signing 17-year-old Swedish striker Alexander Isak
>fifa in charge of punishments
>>
>>73717725
Arsenal in 4th place. This is the truth
>>
have city bought any players since the mancini core (hart, silva, yaya, aguero, etc) that turned out any good? can only think of de bruyne and fernandinho desu
>>
>>73718352
Goalkeeper for the Copa America champions
>>
>>73718328
I wish he'd get rid of his dire tactical decisions instead tbqh
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>>73718396
changing the team's shape every five minutes in the second half seemed to work pretty well on saturday imo
>>
>>73718432
I loved it when we played 4 at the back 2nd half, made up of 1 centre back, 2 full backs and a winger.
>>
>>73713628
What the fuck are you trying to prove with this image?
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>>73718283
Assuming United score 25 goals this season then Zlatan will
>>
>>73718426
Ranieri is based
>>
>>73718283
Kane scored 25 last year and has 13 in 16 this season.
>>
>>73718571
Zlatan hat trick against Stoke
Screencap this shit
>>
>liverpool fans trying to have The Sun newspaper banned in all North West England
I guess their victim glands were feeling abit inactive lately. Going to start buy The Sun now anyway.
>>
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>>73717876
>>
>>73718159
I was going to ask where Pulis got the money due to the thumbnail
>>
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>Antonio Conte has no plans to hold clear-the-air talks with Diego Costa and the onus will be on the Spain forward in training this week to prove he warrants a swift restoration to the Chelsea side for Sunday’s visit of Hull.


(Assertively) You can rot in the reserves for all I care
>>
>>73713910
lmao
>>
Serie A before Conte
>2008-2009: Inter
>2009-2010: Inter
>2010-2011: Milan
Serie A after Conte
>2011-2012: Juventus
>2012-2013: Juventus
>2013-2014: Juventus
>2014-2015: Juventus
>2015-2016: Juventus
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>>73713450
He's talking about Aspas, lad.
>>
>>73718782
good post

Memes aside, how eager would Conte be to talk to Costa if their next opponent were, say, Man Utd?
>>
>>73718815
He defeated Man United 4-0 with 0 goals from Costa
>>
>>73718830
OK, fine, say any good, in form opponent
>>
>>73718815
In my mind Conte is a "my way or the highway" kind of guy no matter the circumstances
>>
Im honestly scared at how pep will react after Spurs destroy them
>>
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You're something different
Instead of breaking my heart you're picking up the pieces
>>
>>73718728
>>73718805
now what sort of meme is this
>>
The fact so many ITT are bullish on Spurs beating City leads me to want to bet on a City win.

>when will trans learn
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>>73712201
>>
>>73719033
>Harry Hat-tricks vs Johnny Pebbles
>>
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>>73718980
Has a premier league manager ever offed himself on the job?
>>
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>Manchester Utd have scored 7 offside goals in their last 5 home games

Gets the almonds sizzling
>>
>>73719168
No, Speed showed what Wales will do to you though
>>
Elite opinion: Trilogy is The Weeknd's only good album, and it's pretty GOAT at that.
>>
>>73719172
They haven't though, no idea where this is coming from. It's 3 at most.
>>
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>>73719054
>>
>>73718805
Shame, all I can think about is furfags.
>>
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>>73719262
>customers
>knowing the offside rule
pick one

pic related
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38642419
>Jake Livermore: West Brom make bid of about £10m for Hull midfielder

>Pulis trying to ruin another one of >our players
You already killed Chester, don't try and do it to Jake, you cunt.
>>
>>73719260
>Elite
>The Weeknd

If you're the Chelsea plastic then just off yourself already
>>
>73719276
Not even gonna grace this 'retort' with a (you) tbph
>>
>>73719260
stop shitposting, his best album is clearly beauty behind the madness
>>
>>73719172
it's been quite obvious they are helping manure, and they are still 6th lmao
>>
>>73719295
>danish reading comprehension
>>
>>73719285
> Going from Hull to West Brom

Livermore must be on the verge of suicide hearing about this.
>>
>West Ham want Dimitri Payet to apologise after they reject £20m Marseille bid


kek
>>
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>>73719260
This opinion is far too safe to even flirt with being elite. Try again.
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>>73719366
>West Ham in charge of not driving star players to hate their former clubs
Can't see West Ham getting any more French players, especially when they inevitably go to the championship
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Rate them
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>>73719417
>Lazy eye, New Ronaldo de Lima, World Class, Choke, dem cheekbones
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>>73719417
4, 1, 5, 3, 2
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>>73719260
Black Messiah by D'Angelo shits on the weeknd
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>>73719285
>killed chester

Whut, he's one of the best players at villa
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>>73719594
>less than one a game

how can you call refs biased haha
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>>73719417
1, 4, 3, 2, 5
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>tell starting striker to fuck off to china and bench him
>beat the defending champions 3-0, 24 hours later

is there anyone that can stop this absolute madman?
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>>73719605
The reason he went to Villa was Pulis kept playing him at right back when he's a CB and then dropped him.

I feel relieved he's back with Brucie.
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*carves into the mainstream media*
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>>73719887
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>>73719887
don't forget poogba's chimp out in yesterday's game
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>>73720190
and his identical one on Allen
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>>73720190
of course
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>>73720216
Now show all the decisions that have gone against United
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RAFA PLS SIGN SOMEONE
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>>73720215
>>73720216
The weak should fear the strong
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>>73720241
ok, here you go
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>>73718240
in my career ManU bought Kane, then sold him to Barca and bought him back next season

>what went wrong?
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>>73720241
this one, I guess, but Rojo should have been off anyway, so he can't set that goal up
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>>73713591
It's okay when le customer chimp does it
Just like how the offside rule doesn't apply to manure half the time
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>>73719449
>New Ronaldo de Lima
>gashford
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>>73720353
and this happened earlier in that game
and another handball pen invcident

just all round fucked up game, where imo palace got the worse of it
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>>73720262
As much as I like the city, it's fucking Newcastle..
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>>73720455
>what can you offer me to come to your club?
>best slags in the UK?

Such an incentive even Payet would want to play there
>>
>mfw rooney wins europa for utd
>mfw pep is the only one in the top 6 to miss out on CL next year
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>>73720359
I was watching one recent united game on nbcsports and the amerifat commentator (who was with a manure 'legend' in the booth), after a clear offside wasn't called for united, said something like
>and once again, offsides really need to be quite a few yards to be called in old trafford, just like in the good old days with ferguson, eh (insert manure legend name)?
>uh... heh... I-I guess.. heh
top keks
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>>73720067
fair enough

I'm just glad to have a competent defender
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>>73719260
House of Balloons is the only remotely good thing he's ever done

>>73719417
1, 4, 3, 5, 2

>>73720262
what do Newcastle need?
>>
is there any footy on tonight?
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>>73720555
AFCON
>>
>https://youtu.be/MMgZ3ij9Lf0?t=4m44s

what did antonio mean by this?
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>>73720562
based Kodjia
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>>73720476
>what can you offer me to come to your club?

better atmosphere than any other club in the championship or the prem

>>73720552
a more creative midfielder, possibly another striker, maybe some depth out wide (lol, ameobi)
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>>73720626
has gayle played much striker in the prem? Im pretty sure he was always a winger at palace, they probably do need another premier league quality striker for next season
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>>73720626
>a more creative midfielder
only when shelvey is out, unless you mean to prep for prem

>possibly another striker
gayle, mitrovic, perez.. maybe

>maybe some depth out wide
use aarons.. then there's wide players possibly in ritchie, atsu, perez, yedlin, gouffran
so maybe, but again, only if he's good enough to get into the team when they get up to the prem

maybe rb? where the fuck is janmaat? is yedlin playing there or anitshit?
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>>73720767
>where the fuck is janmaat?

constantly dying at Watford

>Yedlin
yup
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>>73720767
>where the fuck is janmaat?
He got sold to Watford ages ago.
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>>73720767
gayle and mitrovic are both injured. "our" only fit strikers are perez and daryl murphy.

the midfield is a bit depleted. hayden and anita both injured, the latter looks somewhat serious.

>aarons
injured, tore his achilles tendon, return unknown. ritchie and atsu might not be good enough for the prem; atsu wasn't good enough to play consistently for everton or even bournemouth.

>janmaat
sold to watford during the summer lol
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>>73720562
>congo in charge of subs
>>
which African country do I bandwagon for the AFCON?

leaning towards Senegal
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>>73720844
>>73720846
>>73720869
I remember, but I still had to ask, because I don't remember him playing since august


>>73720870
>delay of game
>roughing
wtf is this americanized text?


>>73720933
pic, or go with your country (morrocco)
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>>73720933
Suriname there? Go for them
>>
>>73720979
I know, terrible language

The "roughing" is basically flying horizontally into a player's knee
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>>73720989
biting with no ragrets

what is geography?
>>
>>73721007
its Jay
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>>73721045
kek
>>
>the state of juve
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>>73721317
wtf?
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>>73721576
That looks like the fucking Goodwill logo.
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Posting it here as well
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>>73721045
>>73721576
Jay Jay

>it's fucking real
>replacing good iconic crest with shitty """"modern"""" """"""""redesign"""""""
when will this meme end
>>
>>73721720
kek'd/10
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>>73721728
this is on the shirt
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jan/16/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-retire

R.I.P. in peace FEE LOSS O FEE
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>>73721807
who will he intimidate by showing his willy in shows now?
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>>73719317
>>73719392
>>73719571
>>73720552
Haha! It was all an elaborate ruse! I don't even care for le weeknd
>>
>Juve customers
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>>73721807
RIP, he was good with KNVB, not so great with Man Utd, will be somewhat missed
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>>73722085
He got to be manager of the year in Germany. He didn't start his fucking career as Netherlands coach you mong.
>>
http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/10731645/best-premier-league-overhead-kicks
>>
>>73722151
>won something with Bayern Munich
what a surprise
>>
>>73722175
>i now remember amir zaki

Jesus I remember looking at him and thinking "this is going to be the next big thing in this league, I'm sure of it" and all of a sudden he's gone.
>>
horncastle absolutely blowing the fuck out of milan
>>
>>73722216
won something with ajax
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not trying to be edgy or anything but why is this cancer kid fucking everywhere?
>>
>>73722475
crisis actor
>>
>>73722475
he won't be for much longer
>pep finally finds someone in england that understands him
>>
>Former Manchester United, Barcelona and Bayern Munich coach Louis van Gaal has announced his retirement from professional football.

>The 65-year-old enjoyed a very successful career as a manager, carving out a career at top clubs in Spain, England, Germany and the Netherlands.

f
>>
>>73722475
>"it's okay, never lose hope"
>"thanks little boy"
>>
>>73722475
It's fucking bullshit. They're parading him around for PR.

>"look at this kid with terminal cancer aren't we great guys"
>ignore all the (probably) thousands of other dying children in hospitals all over the country

It's next level disgust, and you can't even argue against it because you're basically telling some dying kid he shouldn't get any attention.
>>
>>73722475
To give Sunderland fans positivity under >moyes
>>
>>73722475
Ultimate bandwagoner
>>
>>73722379
in the mighty eredivisie
>>
>>73722526
>carving out a career at top clubs in Spain, England, Germany and the Netherlands.
*carves respectfully*
>>
Who are Rotherham United's rivals? Not getting any results off Google
>>
>>73722623
Doncaster
Barnsley
Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield United
>>
this BT sport goals compilation is pretty based, i really rate their choice of music
>>
>>73722623
NSPCC
>>
>>73722634
Thank you
>>
Starting to get sick of memes lads, what do?
>>
I really think about this thread every day. Every time I see Javi Martinez, every time I think about pizza hut, every time somebody wants to go to a carvery, every time a seagull flies by me, every time I see someone dabbing, every time somebody mentions 100 million, every time somebody is walking towards the camera, every time I talk to customer support, every time I see a slippery surface sign.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This thread is carving into my consciousness, and is dabbing towards my brain. Of course, *wins the league* flippy.jpg and a >moyes. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell EXPOSED! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking thread. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the walking. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is *walking towards it's end*.

I really am starting to think I need mental help. I've also started going to the local carvery lately and not until reading my own thoughts did I realize it's probably because of this thread. I browse /trans/ for around 5 hours every day and the amount of time's I've posted here in the past week is more times than I've thought of my family, friends or parents. To those who are new don't come here, and don't get into it. I posted "Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?" at least once a week for a year, and it has actually addled my brain. The sound of a seagull alone sends me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.
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>>73721576
I think the Jews are involved
>>
>>73722659
let them consume you
>>
>>73722681
>tfw think about random posts from trans and start laughing uncontrollably in real life

everyone thinks im mentally ill
>>
>>73722681
This is an excellent copypasta, and I will definitely use it in the near future
>>
remember that quote here yesterday from carra saying city should get rid of all their defenders except stones and got backlash?

he said on mnf
>I think stones is only saying there because of the price
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>>73722681
kek, based Aussie Juve Customer back at it again
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>>73722475
Calm down lad. As exposed as pep has gotten, he doesn't have cancer yet.
>>
>>73722766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzzkH1wtZLs
>Lloris saves it, Courtois saves it, Cech saves it, De Gea saves it, it's just not good enough
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>>73722785
>everyone but the defender who cant defend should go

what did jaime imply by this?
>>
What's a fair price for Payet?
>>
>>73722766
>>73722807
Typical racist Scouse mindset.
>>
>>73722812
Spending any money on a podgy temperamental mercenary would be foolish
>>
>>73722603
Le carves inside man
>>
>>73715080
>Arnautovic on the right and as a wingback

Fucking hell Crooks
>>
>>73722812
>doesn't want to play for the club
>not even a top half of the table team
>clearly a diva

I don't know, maybe 10mil? if he's happy to rot on the bench instead of playing football for a weekly wage equal to a doctors annual salary then he's probably not worth that much
>>
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>>73722869
Did someone say "Inside man"?

also new thread soon
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>>73722903
wait really
>>
new

>>73722932
>>73722932
>>73722932
>>73722932
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>>73722946
>>73722946
>>73722946
>>73722946
>>73722946
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>>73722957
NEW THREAD
>>73722957
NEW THREAD
>>73722957
NEW THREAD
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>>73722938
>>73722953
>>73722969
for what purpose
>>
lads this is urgent

has anyone saved the Mugi blacked pic that was posted here a while ago? you know, the EPIC MEME of a black guy holding a white girls head to his hip, but this was an anime edit.

it's important to me.
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>>73722969
>>73722953
>>73722938
Obviously I'm going with my countryman.

Also he was first
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>>73722785
>3:18
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>>73722623
Paki Cock Rovers
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>>73722539
kek
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>>73713318
ronaldo?
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>>73722539
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>>73722539
Thread posts: 512
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