/heem/ - I believe Jon Jones edition

>>72864077
>Would be hard to regulate I think. For example NY required fighters to be within a certain range of each other

Sure, but that's still the case with heavyweight, they need to be within 25lbs.

It's just something for the UFC to keep in mind, it doesn't really impact the division at all.

Schaub is gay

>>72864107
Hows that Cheetos dust tasting, my guy

Jones = GOAT

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>tfw dont have to survive on podcast income

>>72864115
sounds like he's going to come back a beast

>>72864128

THOUGHT YOU HAD AN ARRAIGNMENT DATE BOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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>>72864128
who is this wholesome young man and what has he done with platnium

>>72864138
THOUGHT YOU HAD THE GALL, MICKEY

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>>72864128

>Filename

You seem confused boy

>>72864140
get's ruined by an elbow

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DELET THIS

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when will platinum get a mevment coach?

Mike Perry vs. Phil Brooks
Who wins and how?

>this conor doc got some good footage of pre-tat pre-hypeman conor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDR676mDeXU

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>>72864175
i dont know why i green texted that

>>72864114
>coral springs
Kek

KEK

K E K

>>72864170
Mike Perry vs Phil Baroni

This is what the fans really want.

>>72864170

Phil Brooks by submission(punches)

>I've ___________ guys like you in high school

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>>72864207
succ'd

>>72864073
want to watch some aussie heems?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11779639

>>72864211
>DC trying to take the piss
>gets a bag made up to look like Jones
>strokes it and reaches down for groin grab

Top kek

>>72864212
so george or jack

>hankerchief
>dickie bow
>fookin shades
>camera crew, a fookin tree strong camera crew
>it's a bit much but fuck it

>>72864233
btw, that thai channel is channel 23 or 32 or something like that, that we watched ONE on last time. that is in 3 bongs

and jack heem

REMEMBER MY NAME!

>>72864240
http://www.thairath.co.th/tv/live

if you can get it to stay working, this should work again, I have to sleep

Post walkout songs, here's mine, i plan on using the entire 11 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IAfg_Iy7n8

>>72864271
masssive heem

>>72864281
how do i get to it i just see a symphony of gooks

>>72864285
massive heem in the link hidden in strawpoll becuase automoderators

onefc doesn't start for 3hours

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There's no better feeling than seeing your boy win a close decision in this sport.

>>72864222

That's DC all over. DC is so white and awkward

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>>72864305

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>>72864307

>Be literally one of the toughest men on the planet
>Get bullied

Poor guy

australia btfo by the US once again

>>72864299
Cody "No Head Movement" Garbrandt will get decisioned.

>>72864299
there's no better feeling than seeing benson win a ludicrous string of split decisions and then completely spiral down to irrelevancy

god works in mysterious ways

can i get an amen

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>Tfw 50-0 will happen in your lifetime

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>>72864344

>actually thinking that fight will happen

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>>72864344
not so fast Floyd

Be careful.

>>72864361
you desh, you got a local channel that plays one fc we can find a stream for?

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>>72864361

Any beheadings this week bangbro?

Lads what do you think of a 1 round, finish only, winner take all fights for my promotion?

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>>72864361

Hey man be careful you cant talk like this on /heem/

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Good morning /heem/

Upcoming events:

12/02: ONE FC: Age of Domination - Vera vs Sekine
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2

12/03: UFC TUF 24 Finale - Johnson vs Elliott
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/09: UFC FN 102 - Lewis vs Abdurakhimov
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Bellator 168 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/11: Submission Underground 2 - Jones vs Henderson
12/16: Bellator 169 - King Mo vs Ishii
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Zeferino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - TBA

Previous thread: >>72855632

News:

>Nick Diaz on Alvarez
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/12/1/13795568/nick-diaz-disappointed-in-eddie-alvarez-after-pre-fight-distractions-cost-ufc-205-mma

>UFC 208 postponed because the UFC couldn't find anyone to headline it
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/12/1/13810476/ufc-postpones-anaheim-ppv-shifts-ufc-208-to-feb-11-brooklyn-mma

>Tonya Evinger's submission loss was overturned due to a refereeing error, she's the WBW champ again
http://www.invictafc.com/2016/12/01/tonya-evinger-remains-invicta-fc-champion-after-missouri-commission-ruling/

>>72864365
No, they only show main card of ufc.
>>72864369
No, but some hate crimes on minorities, nothing too big.

>>72864370
so what happens after first round? or do they fight till one concedes, no matter what

>>72864370
good idea, if they dont finish in 15 minutes make the cage twice as small then continue

>>72864387
>>72864392
It's 1 ten minutes round. If nobody gets a finish, nobody gets paid.

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>>72864373
Will Khabib get memed on by cucy next?

>>72864396
That's fucking illegal

>>72864399
Maybe in the USA. Lots of other countried with not do stringent regulations.

>>72864398

Tony Ferguson is my boy, but I also like Khabib, so whoever wins, I lose. All I know is that they would both smoke Magiga.

If Ferguson and Khabib fight for the interim belt it will be the first time UFC history when two interim were active, and it's all McGregor fault.

>>72864159
what a late stoppage

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California kid about to heem this aussie

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>It's an honor sir!

What's wrong with white men? seriously...

>>72864456
Tim knows that this is a setup fight for DJ. He is just happy he got a chance to get back into the UFC. He is a humble guy.

Australian conor mcgregor just headkicked some bum

>>72864482

Oh okay well that makes sense then :)

Which modern era fighters still live the JUST BLEED lifestyle?

>Rory McDonald
>Diaz brothers
>Robbie Lawler

Help me out heem, building a list

>>72864271
is this where ONE is showing?

>>72864492
Mike Perry
Matt Brown

>>72864492

War machine

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>“I want to be doing things first like Conor is doing and like BJ Penn before him,” Perry told BJ Penn.com’s Chris Taylor on a recent Rapid Fire segment. “BJ was not a simultaneous champ, but he did win world titles in two weight divisions. In fact, he fought at every weight class! 205 he fought Lyoto Machida at. That is just nuts! BJ Penn is the man. I was so thrilled to hear from him (BJ Penn) and that he loves watching me fight. When I beat Jouban I am going to do a little BJ Penn face-smack.

>“I also like what Conor has been doing lately where he takes influential people in time and wears their outfits. Like he wore Biggie’s Gucci sweater. He wore Joe Frazier’s fur coat. That shit is dope man. Maybe I will look BJ up on google and see if he ever got fresh and I will copy his outfit for the night.”

>With Perry’s acknowledgment of what Conor McGregor is currently doing in the sport, Taylor asked Perry what his thoughts were on McGregor vs Alvarez.

>“I seen it going that way. I didn’t see it going that fast, though,” Perry told Taylor. “Actually, it was a second-round knockout and I think I predicted the second or third. I wouldn’t bet against Conor unless he was fighting me. He’s been breaking records and making history and I seen him doing that against Alvarez. McGregor knows how to talk and he knows how to walk. Good for him man I’m proud of that guy. He is making it better for all of us. I’m not going to front. But just because I like him don’t mean I don’t want to fight him. Like he said ‘they all want to fight me.’ And yea, he is right. Maybe I can make a wave and call him out.”

Notorious/Platinum will break the MayPac PPV record, you heard it here first

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>i have a big cock joe

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>>72864536
>le reddit man
he'll get heemed by Jouban and subsequently forgotten

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>>72864553

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>>72864553
>i let reddit dictate what i do and do not like

>>72864567
i don't but it does show the level of maturity you have to be on to like him and keep regurgitating his stupid quotes

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>dey dont move like i move
>dey dont tink like i tink
>dey dont talk like i talk

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/conor/

Can anyone beat charlie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4zax9uNS9o

>>72864573
I'm sorry we can't all be as mature and sophisticated as you dude

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Conor McGregor

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>>72864607
>just doing whatever the FOOK i want

>>72864498
not yet, but should be

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>>72864615
kek i made this to show how little nate was actually landing in those exchanges

people were losing their shit in the moment because it looked like a repeat of the first fight, but nothing major landed

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>>72864622

>n-n-n-othing happened

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>>72864588
only one man

>>72864637

why is he running?

>>72864620
Neato, I'll keep it up till it starts.

>>72864641
So that he can get back to the center of the octagon, casual

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>>72864637

>>72864667
>casual:the post
he was trying to score points not recover, literally kill yourself

>>72864676
kek, that must have been Giblert's advice that nick was shitting on the other day

>oh so we're pointfighting now?

>>72864672
Goobster has a great chin btw

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Great moment

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>>72864667
>dat mewvment

>>72864718
HWHA DAT MEVMNT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA VOOBY BLESSW HAHA SCAHUB MMMGNNG. H NMJH

WHEN IS SMACKDOWN ON!?!?!!

Hey pussy are you still there

>free will exists

>>72864702
That little piddle shot changed the whole fight, Conor had 0 offense after taking that

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>>72864730
>>72864738
8EST TUESDAYS

Why don't TUF fights count towards people's records?

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>>72864753
u wot

>>72864762
exhibition fights, not under the unified ruleset

>Hey boner, are you still there?

im not gonna let you hold me against the fence

>>72864762
>>72864777
more specifically because the ufc doesnt want to disclose the outcome until the show airs which you cant do for a real fight

>BJJ whitebelt was p4p#1
What a meme sport

>>72864780
JOE. i have a big cock

>>72864787
He's a black belt with his fingers

>>72864797
Your wife was wearing his black belt if you know what I mean

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>>72864787

Are you talking about Jones? If he was a white belt when he was beating up Machida, then that's pretty impressive.

>>72864817
Belts don't mean anything about your grappling skills.
To earn belts you have to train BJJ in a gi. Jon just trained grappling

>>72864816
>I have a wife
Lol

Proud 53%er checking in

>>72864817
jones is a blackbelt in the look-see-do method

freak determination and freakish physique help

>>72864825

Most people in MMA have brown/black belts in BJJ and look clueless on the ground.

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>>72864553

Cringed so hard I almost had a fucking seizure

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>That time the GOAT almost lost to juicehead

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>WHEN YOU SEE IT

>“I’m pretty convinced about everybody is on steroids,” Diaz said during an appearance on Chael Sonnen’s “You’re Welcome” podcast. “I mean everybody. Me and my brother, I don’t think (Frankie Edgar) is on steroids, but a lot of these guys, they’re on steroids. That stuff messes with chemicals in your head. I’m just talking (expletive) on everybody right now cause as far as I’m concerned, everybody’s on steroids.”
Why would Nick throw Nate under the bus like that?

>>72864868

Diaz brothers believe they have never lost a fight or a single round in MMA

IMPORTANT:

http://www.strawpoll.me/11780000
http://www.strawpoll.me/11780000
http://www.strawpoll.me/11780000

Even more important

http://www.strawpoll.me/4674068/
http://www.strawpoll.me/4674068/
http://www.strawpoll.me/4674068/

You'll laugh or cry when you see the results

>>72864867
Wha?

>>72864902

>54%

>>72864905

Look into the crowd

>>72864909
MAde up 100% of cheetoh fingered Schaub h8ers

>>72864844
who here has height weight and reach on conor?

the madman needs to be stopped

>>72864921

>coral springs

>>72864902
>sudden influx of /asp/ie r9k frequenting mandrama casuals
>over 50% of the thread is virgins

Shocker.

>>72864875
Well they haven't

>>72864911
is it the trump lookalike? I thought it was the two dudes kissing one but couldnt find it

>>72864942

Are you crazy in your 'ead man?

>>72864943

>trump lookalike
>lookalike

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>strawweight is a tough division for a prospect there aren't a lot of fighters but almost all of the fighters are good
-connor ruebusch

>>72864934
nonvirgins don't click on strawpolls you bellend

>>72864222
>>take the piss

britbong confirmed

shut yer fookin mouth. yell do nuttin

DICK PILLS?? EXCPLAIN PLS

How "lucky" was UFC to have Connor Mcgregor come in right when Jon Jones declines? Really makes you wonder.

>>72865045
UFC makes stars ya goof

>>72865008
I genuinely wonder what is wrong with people like you

>>72865008
Born n bred Aussie sorry m8.

>>72865008

>Take the piss is bong slang only

We share loads of slang with Aussies. It's just you burgers who are the odd ones out.

Would have been funny if when Jones was in the toilet Joe said "Hey pussy are you still there?"

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>Ho-Zay still tryna get even
>Haters mad for whatever reason

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Is she getting cut after this loss?

>>72864902
>over 5 years ago
>5 votes

I'm not alone. Born again virgins unite!

What should a true fight fan name their son?

>>72865189
dana

it will build character

>>72865189
Conor

>>72865189

diaz "last name"

in 6 days i'm gonna grace heem with a rare flag

>>72865324
visiting your family in somalia?

>>72865338
don't be silly, somalia doesn't have internet

>>72865324
Sweden being forced to add the star and crescent to its flag or something?

How long till ONE?

>>72865349
>Look at me guys I watch ONE FC
shut up.

conor went from shitposting on a forum for free to shitposting in real life making millions all in 5 years

where do you see yourself in 5 years /heem/?

if you asked me in 2011 the first thing i would have said is I would definitely not still be on 4chan...

Now that I work the night shift my /heem/ becomes nothing but unemployed Brits, deranged Euros, and Korean English teachers getting off work.

>>72865294
who the fuck is this guy? shut up and dance for me nigger.

>>72865370
i just took a week off work and did fucking nothing so ended up here a lot.. upvoting this post

jon jones is a bro

>smokes
>drinks
>life of the party
>still a fucking boss at his job

reminds me of this one kid i worked with who would get so shitfaced every weekend but somehow worked hard as fuck during the week

>>72865370
>unemployed Brits

Self employed freelance dev here, maybe you should have tried harder at school and you could dictate how you spend your 'work' hours too instead of working graveyard shift in whatever shithole you work at eh bud :-)

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lol @ jones making excuses for himself throughout that interview

>>mtfw he gets heemed by rumble

>>72865390
>freelance

Tell ur mum I want my eggs over easy

>>72865399
Tell her yourself you lazy cunt, this is why you have a shit job

>>72865390
>>72865399
hi, i'm date luke (thomas). nice to meet me

how do you like your mustard in the morning

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>>72865390
>Self employed freelance dev

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqdn8KiDfU

>>72865407
Jealous of my credentials?

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>no man-sized gf

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Who will Joanna fight next?

>>72864934
Poll is over a year old m8

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What did they mean by this?

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>>72864730
you are the cuck of /heem/

>>72865386
>Jones is a bro

I think you mean "was" - he a good boy now, he gon do nuffin

>>72865599
elijah wood for the undisputed ring

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>>72865599

>Make GSP a millionaire
>Tries to fuck over the UFC

Why are Canadians such scumbags?

Joe Rogan's wife's daughter is black. I thought the cuck thing was a meme.

Cro cop bringing the bantz after Wanderlei pulled out of Risen.

>I just received a message from Rizin Fighting Federation that Wanderlei "the Braveheart" Silva doesn't want to fight me. He gets scared and he changed his mind, but he know it from the beginning. He played tough guy on the press conference in July and he called me out for a fight. Then I said to myself, this man has a guts, but now we all see what is he made of, nothing but shit. Once he was a fearless and true axe murder but now he's just a scared homie and only thing he can kill is his mosquito. And Wanderlei, don't you dare to come to Saitama to see the tournament like a guest because I will slap you like a bitch just like you deserve, you are nothing but a scared bitch and I had so much respect for you as a fighter until now. I suggest a new name for you that will fit you well... WANDERLEI "THE CHICKEN" SILVA

>>72866198
lmfao mayweather's bitch tits

>>72866212
GYNO

>>72866198

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VguGg6kHwU

Even his own countrymen aren't deluded enough to think he stands a chance

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Miesha Tate: ‘We Will See More Women’s Divisions in the UFC’

>>72866412
WHALE RONDA VS ROY NELSON COMFIRMED

YOU READ IT FIRST HERE

>>72866008

sauce? All I can find are two blondes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9X-pw1L8Gc

>>72866008
i thought all their daughters were white? and i have researched their daughters quite a lot.

>>72866483

the 20 year old daughter is a nigger his wife had with a nigger from a previous marriage

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>>72866508
uNFORTUNATELY YOU CANNOT TALK LIKE THAT ON /heem/

>>72866412
the last thing we need is MORE women's divisions, 2 fights a night is more than a enough they have Invicta they should be happy with that.

>>72866508
pics

>>72866542
>2 fights a night

Just fuck off

anyone got stream for ONE?

>>72866546
you want more do you fucktard?

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Is it CTE?

>>72864615
all those inaccurate punches with almost zero power

>>72866576
he lost his latest fight and before that he beat fucking uriah hall. it's cte, alzheimer and autism in one.

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>there are people that will get mad at this

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>>72864730
you've been browsing too long. log off

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Is there any man that could beat Bisping in a split decision?

>>72866547
Abs cbn Sports and action

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rate my meme

>>72866787
Good job man.

New rules :
>Fights are two 10 minutes rounds
>Championship fights are two 20 min rounds
>An eyepoke, grabbing the fence etc.. is a yellow card (25% of your purse to your opponent)
>Bonus for every ko or sub
>Mega bonus if you have 5 ko or sub in a row
>Super bonus if your ko is flying or if your sub was never made before

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>"Belt-less. You'll be belt-less November 12th."
-Eddie Alvarez

>>72866198
I would bet my house on Mayweather at anything above -10000 tbqhwyf

>>72865164
>zeroporn

>>72866859
sounds like a great meme organization

>>72864979
Everyone ranked #2 - #15 could beat the other on any given day. The only untouchable fighters are Gadelha and Jasjosdjkansnas.

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>tfw no Kailin gf

>>72866929
Feels pretty good.

>>72866929
Go fuck yourself

>>72866893
jedrzejczyk, it's 11 characters learn it or pay the price

>>72866955
for what reason?

>>72866929
>wanting a literal monkey for a girlfriend

>>72864343
Amen. The Chandler fight wasn't even close.

>>72866964
Oh fuck off, don't pretend yoou don't know what I'm talking about. I'm sick of people like you

>>72866985
*heems you*

talk all the shit you want now.

>>72865563

Who is the girl in black dress?

>>72864847
I wish Vitor had torn his arm off instead of loosening his grip. How different things could have been.

>>72867000
Ask your mom fucktard

>>72866787
kek

>>72864847
Jon is definitely beatable, I just feel like LHW is too shallow. All the bigger divisions are shallow really.
Just look at Jon's brothers, they're both in the NFL making more than him. The vast majority of good athletes with size don't go into MMA. I mean a firefighter is the HW champ right now.

>>72864385
>http://www.mmamania.com/2016/12/1/13810476/ufc-postpones-anaheim-ppv-shifts-ufc-208-to-feb-11-brooklyn-mma

>Today’s announcement is major victory for Bellator MMA. The Scott Coker-led promotion is bringing “Ortiz vs. Sonnen” on Spike TV to the outskirts of Los Angeles on Jan. 21 (details) and will no longer have live competition from its biggest rival.

Whoever wrote that article is a fucking moron. Inglewood is not "the outskirts of LA"

>>72867021
why do u heff to be mad?

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Who does he fight next?

Moose? Weidman? Jacare?

Also on the topic of MWs. Whos likely to move up to LHW with the dire roster they have at the moment.

>>72867073
look at how hype everyone in the crowd is, good shit

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>>72866787
You inspired me

>>72867073
Moose or Weidman.

>>72867073
Weidman I reckon. Had to weigh in with the towel last time. I'd say the weight cut has gotten tougher for him now with the IV ban. Coming off back to back losses where he probably took more damage than the rest of his career combined. If he's smart he'll consider the move up, I don't ever see him becoming champ at 185 again. The division's just too stacked now.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNhRUrvhdl4/

Really makes you think

>>72867121
kek nice done my man

>>72867121
>>72867175
*nicely done my boy

>>72867158
Oh the girl that blew $2k on an ice cream sundae is broke? Imagine that.

>>72867158
Awwwww. It's a pity that Esparza got demolished so badly against Joanna.

>>72867158
Maybe she should take the number one contender fight their offering her instead of asking for an easy fight then? You're in the UFC to be the best or go to lellator

>>72867207
a woman complaining on social media again wow

>>72867215
It's asking a bit much for fighters to get killed by Joanna and then Gadelha in short order. Esparza is the clear #3 in the division unless her skills have significantly atrophied.

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>>72867158
why did she even keep that thing??

next vehicle to be sold has to be the hendricks murica truck, cap this

No one is paying to see Carla Esparza fight she should find a cuck to marry and get a different job

lightem_up_teamMaybe @danawhite should let women fight on both @invictafc and @ufc cards! As a simple fan I noticed this along time ago and it's a shame that it still goes on. If men are struggling and they have so many more fight opportunities and weight classes how is it that women can survive with such fewer fights and classes? We have top female fighters that don't get fights while no name ranked 35 men's bantamweight (enter whatever weight class) etc... are all over these cards every week. I would love to see this get some TLC.

>>72867254
>Invicta 17 payouts
>Tonya Evinger ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Colleen Schneider ($4,000)
>Angela Hill ($7,000 + $7,000 = $14,000) def. Livia Renata Souza ($6,500)
>Charmaine Tweet ($5,000 + $5,000 = $10,000) def. Latoya Walker ($3,000)
>Kaline Medeiros ($2,500 + $2,500 = $5,000) def. Aline Serio ($1,500)
>Megan Anderson ($2,000 + $2,000 = $4,000) def. Amanda Bell ($3,500)
>Christine Stanley ($2,000 + $2,000 = $4,000) def. Shannon Sinn ($1,500)
>Rachael Ostovich ($1,500 + $1,500 = $3,000) def. Ariel Beck ($1,500)
>Laura Howarth ($1,000 + $1,000 = $2,000) def. Alexa Conners ($1,000)

>>72864573
>>72864567

People started "liking" and quoting Mike Perry as a way of mocking him and his hick ways.

Then eventually the idiots of the internet took it too seriously and are unironically fans of Perry now.

This was the same way with Pendred. He was the GOAT that had striking worse than a cardio bunny doing her first boxercise class with Dana "Goof" White. Of course some people took it too seriously.

>>72867311
>hick ways
>hick

I normally don't talk to women unless I fornicate with them

>>72864637
>>72864637
>>72864637

48-47 Majority BABEY

THE KING IS BACK

>>72867322

Fine

Platinum Hick

>>72867338
he's the complete opposite of a hick

he completely embraces inner city urban shit '''''''''culture''''''''''

Any mystics on heem?

I had a weird dream yesterday.I was with Artem on a motorbike and while crossing some river Artem fell from the bike into the water.I tried to give him a stick to catch and get out,but his hands was too short to reach and the water too cold to get in,so he drowned in front of my eyes

After that everything became a mess,Gooby was super mad at me,trying to get me out of the way with Don tactics.

Shit too much /r/ heem I guess

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Where is Spainbro? Wanderlei pulled out! Call up Krazy horse!!!

>tfw you missed FN:RDA/Ferguson and have a mental note to go back and watch the card but never find the time

>>72867347

>he thinks it's dindu culture

>>72866787
what an ugly fucking kid. I bet he's EU

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>MM get's heemed within two minutes

>>72867406
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMxQFixBXY0/

"hick" you're an idiot

>>72867005
Looks like Megan anderson

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>>72864073

Upcoming events:

12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2

12/03: UFC TUF 24 Finale - Johnson vs Elliott
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/09: UFC FN 102 - Lewis vs Abdurakhimov
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Bellator 168 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/11: Submission Underground 2 - Jones vs Henderson
12/16: Bellator 169 - King Mo vs Ishii
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Zeferino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - TBA

Previous thread: >>72855632

News:

>TUF 24 Finale early weighin results
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/12/tuf-24-finale-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-11-a-m-et

>Bouts added to UFC FN 103
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/12/lauzon-held-caraway-rivera-formiga-pettis-official-for-ufc-fight-night-103

>Bouts added to UFC on Fox 23
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/12/lombard-vs-tavares-lauzon-vs-held-among-ufc-on-fox-23-additions-1

>Vera vs Sekine footage
https://youtu.be/s0oU7elli9M?t=2m26s

>>72867619
Lombard is back!

>>72867619
nice dive

>>72867659
Big fan of Lombard, hope he merks Tavares and then calls it a career he's got nothing left to prove.

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>>72867691
this reminds me of hunt-bigfoot 2, it's hard to see the punch connect in both

>>72867619
>dat webm
oy vey!

>>72867705
I wouldn't say he's done, he lost to the BIG Jon Jones of WW and got caught by a crazy head kick by old man hendo nobody saw coming

Name my band, /heem/

>>72867752
Ya blew it

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>>72867740
>he lost to the BIG Jon Jones of WW

he has the physical attributes, but not the toughness and skill

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>>72867752

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>>72867768
>>72867752
luke and the groupies

>>72867768
BLACKED cover band.

>>72867761
Fight could have been stopped when lombard landed those shots on Magny, problem was it wasn't and Neil just picked him apart with that reach.

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>>72867768

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LADS

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/2/13817968/chan-sung-jung-vs-dennis-bermudez-targeted-for-super-bowl-weekend

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/2/13817968/chan-sung-jung-vs-dennis-bermudez-targeted-for-super-bowl-weekend

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/2/13817968/chan-sung-jung-vs-dennis-bermudez-targeted-for-super-bowl-weekend

>>72867825
Who?

Joe Rogan has a 20 year old daughter.

Where are the pics, lads?

>>72867832
Stepdaughter you degenerate

>>72867830
You honestly don't know who the Korean Zombie is?

>>72867825
The twister is beautiful

>>72867857
Ie come up short against Aldo boy

>>72867872
Ah yes Wikipedia

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HE HATH RETURNED

>>72867857
189ers m8

>>72867825
Poor Bermudez

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>>72867913
Featherweight has always been irrelevant even with Goobert

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>>72867158
t-thanks dana

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>>72864756

>le not factor in the fact that he gassed himself out over the last 8 minutes man. Fresh that shot will dew fookin nuttin

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>>72867311
You couldn't be more wrong
People started liking him because his cornerman was said some sort of racist stuff against his Asian opponent and the racist Mike Perry meme was born

Plus the handshake stunt was pretty funny.

>>72868026
Fuck off, poltard.

>>72867932
just lying to yourself man

>>72868042
Anything under 155 is BASURA

>>72868041
i'm not a /pol/tard dude, I think /pol/ is sad.

>>72867857
heem is probably atleast 50% 189'ers, 194'ers 196'ers, 202' ers and 205'ers

Just learned baseball choke so ya's better watch out, racks.

>>72868096
who /lifetime/ here?
182er reporting

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All your UFC fighters have dogs

my guy has a fish


Only real fans will know who this belonged to

>>72868071
Well it was pretty clear the racist meme was forced by like 3 people max.

>>72868117
87er here: meme and destroy, the rise and fall of jon fitch

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>Let's do the staredown now Tim
>Alright, s-so i should just stare down then?

>>72868096
Who /UFC 5'er/ here?

no such thing as 189ers

normies did not care for that fight

>>72868133
>yfw Jon Jones is a cat guy

Dudes got like 6 cats plus that Savannah

>>72868147
You guys don't realise he's actually mocking him, calling him a dwarf an that

>>72868166
They did, before it they had only watched McGregor funny moment videos on Youtube and tuned in for the Aldo fight, then stayed when it changed to Mendes

>>72868166
it's the biggest marketing campaign they ever did for a fight, just because aldo dropped out didn't mean people stopped giving a fuck

>>72868176
He's mad about that pussy.

>>72868197
>Dana banned live music for walkouts after 189
CONOR KILLED WALKOUTS LIKE HE DID FEATHERWEIGHT

I like Mike Perry cause he's like if the early 2000s became an MMA fighter

Fat skate shoes, 8 mile, nu metal

>>72868185
That is probably my favourite Conor fight desu, seeing all the Irish fans devastated as their god was beaten by an overblown dwarf

thank fuck they couldn't see my face when Chad ran out of energy and Conor got lucky

>>72868203
Why he ban live walkouts?

>>72868204
You are not a real fite fan

>>72868203
>Dana banned live music for walkouts after 189
Did he ban it? I just thought he was a bit against it because he was setting it all up and Aldo pulled out so he had to reshuffle everything

He was working on Rihanna for Aldo