/heem/: brandon vera edition

>>72855632
>>Tonya Evinger's submission loss was overturned due to a refereeing error, she's the WBW champ again

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I LOST ACTUAL MONEY ON THIS CAUSE OF A REFEREEING ERROR???????????

I enjoy mixed martial arts

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Tell me:

1. Do you support better pay for UFC fighters?

2. How much have you spent in total on PPVs in the past two years?

I do not enjoy mixed martial arts

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God

>>72855632
>Tonya Evinger's submission loss was overturned due to a refereeing error, she's the WBW champ again

Ι didnt watch this.What was the reffing error?

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Emasculation

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>>72855649
1. Yes

2. $0.00

>>72855649
the only thing i could think throughout that webm is "Now kiss."

>>72855688
>"It's doing zero damage!"

>>72855649
1.Yes

2.About 10 dollars. Put on the McG/Aldo pay per view

>>72855692
exactly

/thread

>>72855649
i will pay for ppvs when the jews arent taking 92% of it

I'm a pimp!
Rocking gucci mink
And without me
This whole general sink!

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Will Weidman ever win another fight?

>>72855708
Maybe I'd make a purchase if I knew my money were to be distributed better.

>>72855717

How does that warrant a reversal?

It seems like Jon Jones has turned his life around for the better

>>72855710
>pay for the venue
>pay for all the production costs
>pay for all the advertising

>some schlub on the prelims should get to wear DUDE WIPES and make 50k for being dumb enough for cage fighting professionally

>>72855649

I get 6 or 7 buddies over, we get some food and some beer and we buy the pay-per-view. It's not expensive, no one sits home alone and watches the UFC.

>>72855724
he should move up to 205 and fuck shit up

>>72855743
>no one sits home alone and watches the UFC
Of course not, that would make you a loser.

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>>72855683
>>72855644

>Evinger worked to free her arm from the submission attempt by placing her foot on Kunitskaya’s face for leverage. She was warned by the referee to not do that and seconds later she was verbally submitting to the armbar. But there was a problem with that scenario. Placing your foot on an opponent’s face is not illegal.

http://www.mmaweekly.com/submission-loss-overturned-tonya-evinger-regains-invicta-fc-belt

>>72855734
the idea is that the referee's choice to prevent her from gaining leverage preventing her from escaping the submission

>>72855737
right tell you what, how about it goes 50/50 after production costs

>>72855736
t. Jon Jones

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I'm more hyped than ever to see The GOAT return

>>72855736
>thinking Jon "Newly Gi'd BJJ Nerd" Jones is better than Jon "WILD MOTHERFUCKER BONES" Jones
fuck his life, i just want to see him do crazy shit

>>72855632
>Tonya Evinger's submission loss was overturned due to a refereeing error, she's the WBW champ again
Why doesn't the article go into what actually happened? What was the error? What happened in the fight? How can a submission within two minutes be overturned and how can you only be "looking to" make a rematch rather than making one right away

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>>72855788
>>72855759

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>Alistair Overeem's knockout loss was overturned due to a referee error. He is now the new UFC HW champion. Stipe tapped.

>>72855788
DIDNT TAP

literally

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>>72855708
PPV is a dying model and WME's plan has always been to earn expand beyond PPV.

>>72855737
>Boy that guy sure is stupid for entertaining me

>>72855759
>Placing your foot on an opponent’s face is not illegal

maybe the ref translated this as a soccer kick?any webms of that

>>72855736
If he still admitted that he's got the craves for a line and he's struggling I might have believed it

Good boi dinu nuffin projects usually dont work

>>72855798
>>72855802
ta

>>72855811
Not sure how I feel about vagina piercings.

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>>72855801
This

Stipe is #Notmychampion

>>72855811
like 1% of the total audience gives a shit about the prelim and non-main event fighters enough to buy a PPV for them alone

the ufc is giving prospects a platform to gain exposure and fans. no business pays people 10x what they're worth just because

how about those pay scales for the lowest level guys in competing orgs?

>>72855820
i don't think that's a piercing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly

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>Eddie Alvarez's knockout loss to Conor McGregor was overturned due to Santa being not real.

>>>72855764

>Being able to KO manlets means you can now KO middleweights

When he fights people his actual size and/or bigger his "left hand" means nothing you casual goof.

will the memes continue into 2017?
it's been a great year. what's in store next?

predictions:
conor boxes heems floyd, gets heemed by woodley
gsp loses a decision in his bellator debut
stipe loses his belt via technical submission
bisping ko's yoel romero
sage northcutt graces the cover of ea sports ufc 3

what you got boys?

>>72855884
>bisping ko's yoel romero

L O L

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>>72855770
Listening to Jon on the Rogan podcast is comfy as fuck, so glad the GOAT is back.

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>>72855649
>1. Do you support better pay for UFC fighters?
no

2. How much have you spent in total on PPVs in the past two years?
been watching since the mid 90s never paid for anything ufc or mma related

>>72855884
>gsp loses a decision in his bellator debut
Depends who he fights but this is possible

>bisping ko's yoel romero
A lot less likely but still possible I feel.

>stipe loses his belt via technical submission
Werdum can definitely choke Stipe to sleep in a rematch.

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>>72855850
>conors right hand

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>>72855899

This 2bh. I love the GOAT

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>>72855834
Normally I'd say they deserve whatever they negotiate for, period...but I'm a little bit more sympathetic as well because they'e being jewed by their "independent contractor" status and illegal contract stipulations. Shit pay in the other orgs is a great example of how few alternatives there are.

>>72855899
he's not back. you'll probably permaheem yourself before he fights again in july.

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>>72855911
>I love the GOAT
We all do.

>Listening to the premier minds of MMA Connor Ruebusch and Dr. Patrick Wyman
>Talking about based Dan "Dadbod" Kelly
>They break him down and conclude hes the Australian Dan Henderson
Based Heavy Hands

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>>72855928

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>>72855911
Me too.

>>72855919
i love how they're independent contractors on paper but there's a contractual clause that says explicitly that they aren't allowed to compete for any other organization
mandrama has the same wording in their contracts and guess what: every time that's come up in court, the WWE gets ass-fucked by the judge
so what's stopping UFC fighters?

>>72855935
>when your country is reduced to being proud of Dan Kelly

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>>72855942

Pic unrelated

>>72855921
Hi DC

>>72855954
>this yank being jealous of not having anyone as based as Dan Kelly

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who are the P4P handsomes fighters?

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>>72855911
I also love the GOAT.

>>72855965
Go suck jons dick. - DC

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>tfw you will never stand up to Chad the way Bisping did

>>72855982
amanda nunes

>>72855993
Bisping is also a bit of a chad. But Stonegrasps's chad levels are off the charts.

>>72855952
I'd always heard that the contractor thing came from wrestling...who specifically are you referring to?

I don't know for sure what the hangup is but my guess would be a carrot-and-stick routine with the huge money for the top 3-4 fighters. The decent guys all play ball for potential PPV bux and the low-level guys are just happy to be at the dance.

>>72855993
the sweet taste lingers to this day.

i was tabbed out and heard the "OOOHHHH" signalling the inevitable easy finish for rockhold.. much to my surprise i was screaming for manchestah seconds later.. god save the queen

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>>72856021
>tabbing out during a live UFC ppv
fucking casuals

>>72855993
>Chad so out of it he tried to single leg big john
Topkek, where are the people saying Bisking has no power now?!

>>72856050

He didn't try to single leg him you muppet

>>72856046

Just another wrestler with an overhand right. I been whooping this style for years.

>>72856058
Yeah he did he tried to single leg and get the takedown and get the guillotine but he forgot the illegal headbutt prior

>>72856058
He sits up and grabs his leg.

>>72855649

yes

lol

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“He’s [Kavanagh] misinformed,” White said. “Yeah, he doesn’t know all that has gone on, I guess. Do you think I just did this? This was Conor’s decision.”

Goofs btfo

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This thread now belongs to His Excellency the Most Honourable "Natty Goat" Michael Bisking.

>UFC 204: Michael Bisping - My Destiny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnlc84g47s [Embed]

>Failures of "The Count" UFC champion / Michael Bisping Losses in MMA Fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TkL9wJdbXc [Embed]

>"A gentleman can withstand hardships; it is only the small man who, when submitted to them, is swept off his feet." - Confucius

>>72855975
>yank
literally cringed

>>72856134
are you a catholic unionist?

>>72856134
Absolutely GREAT post

>>72856171

>yank tries to seem smarter than literally anybody on earth
lmaooo

>>72855899
>>72855770
>Roids
>""""GOAT""""

No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBSwJnZpUI8

Although this is comfy.

>>72856046
anyone got the webm of darth bader blowing this guy into the afterlife with his knee?

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>>72856134
Michael Bisping's family is literally Californian.

>>72856173
no

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>Michael Bisping has defended his belt

Comfy fuckin timeline we're living in lads.

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>>72856134
What's a king to a Schaub?

>>72855663
>coral springs

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Demetrious Johnson vs. Tim Elliott
Joseph Benavidez vs. Henry Cejudo
Jake Ellenberger vs. Jorge Masvidal
Ion Cutelaba vs. Jared Cannonier
Sara McMann vs. Alexis Davis
Brandon Moreno vs. Ryan Benoit

brits are running the ufc right now mate. loving it bruv

The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Sir Michael Bisbong
Earl Tyronious Woodington
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
His Lordship Dominick of the Cross
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent

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>>72856269
Mighty Mouse
Benavidez I gues
Masvidal
Ion
Toss up desu, Sara
Moreno

>There are people who literally do not think that Michael Bisping is the p4p gr8st middleweight of all time in the world in the history of the UFC

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>>72856269
DJ
Cejudo
Ellenberger
Cannonier
McMann
Benoit

Jon Jones seems like a smart sociopath.

>>72856286
And you're welcome for the oil, water, lumber, metal, and minerals.

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>>72856269
Resplendent Rodent
Benavidez
Ellenberger
Cutelaba
Mcmann
Moreno

>>72856323
>smart
lol
maybe by macedonian standards

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>>72856308
The weather here in coral springs is gorgeous despite a bit of rain at night.

>>72856339
>american calling other people dumb
it's like a brit calling me ugly

>>72856333
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_inventions_%281946%E2%80%9391%29

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_inventions_%281890%E2%80%931945%29

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_inventions_%28before_1890%29

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>>72856339
God damn it.

>>72856354
>>72856366
lmfao, give up all hope

and you are ugly shitskin

>>72856275
kek what about the girls lad

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>I could jab and leg kick my way to a 48-47 in my home country against anyone here

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lmao

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>>72856491
Don't hate.

>>72856513
So who butt fucked him?

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>>72856269
OH MY GOD LITERALLY WHO CARES

>Mighty Meme
>Lil Joey B
>Ellenfaggot
>ION
>McMAN
>Ryan "The Canadian Crippler" Benoit

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DICK PILLS
I
C
K

P
I
L
L
S

>>72856021
>one monitor

christ

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>>72856491

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>>72855736
>he fell for it again

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>>72855884
>gets heemed by woodley
i think you'd be surprised

>>72856703
>more than one monitor
nigel, please

>>72856915
>not enjoying convenience

Come on, Brick

>>72856703
i actually had two at the time!

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>>72856914

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rake rup reddie rit's rall rover

>>72856949
no excuse then bruv

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>>72856971
S...santa?

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>>72856971
>tfw no dog to let out

>>72854153
is he fat or muscular?

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>>72856962
Are you really so desperate to hate on Conor that you're using photoshop to slim him down?

>Jones is the bad guy for partying and shit but when Conor shows up coked to the presser he is the king

Explain this moralfags of /r/heeem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WSxocOuKIU

>>72857077
he's on dat dere HGH/TRT/ONNIT/SHROOMS/WEED cocktail so he's got the protruding gut with abs syndrome

>>72855884
Conor beats Nate in the trilogy, choses Sage Northcutt to defend the lightweight belt against, loses.

Sage Northcutt is not the lightweight Champion

>>72857117
Jones is a bad guy for letting his partying getting in the way of him fighting

>>72857117
One happened, the other didn't.

>>72857117
Conor's shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Jones' shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

>>72857163
>not
now***********************

>>72857174
Tyron is everything Jones could of been but wasn't.

Was on the job today and we were in the boss's office. He had local news on TV and they were talking about mcmemer getting licensed to box. This chick was like "oh cool!" and of course I had to scoff and shut that shit down. Later on we were talking and I mentioned I skipped work saturday night to watch the fights, and she mentioned that she also watched the fights and it was the first ufc card she watched. She's staying with her aunt and uncle and her uncle ordered the fight. She claimed that karolina should have won and I had to let her know she scored the fight wrong. She also commented on "that cuban spider monkey guy." That made me laugh.

That's your fight fan /blog/ of the day. Remember to like and subscribe.

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>tfw Aldo is 145's Cormier

>>72857172
Are you somehow implying that Conor doesnt show up coked out of his mind to the pressers most of the time?

>>72857217
>multiple losses
>been brutally heemed
>first title defense a draw

i guess if none of that happened he would resemble jones to a slight degree

>>72855884
Conor loses to Floyd
Nick comes back
Nate retires
Cody becomes the bantamweight champion
Aldo gets slept in round one again
Northcutt gets banned for steroid use

Thats honestly what I see happening, nothing else

>>72857217
Tyron is a nobody who will be forgotten long before Jones is. Jones is a certified legend in the sport. They'll be doing ESPN specials on him "What Could Have Been: The Jon Jones Story" for years.

Not a single normie I know gives the slightest fuck about Tyron

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Good evening brothers!

Redpill me on Nate Diaz

A legit legend of a lanky looking white monkey with an ugly monkey face?

Kek wills it!

>>72857252
Jon is a stay-at-home Dad.

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-decision-to-give-up-featherweight-title-120116

Tyron is my boy actually
>>72857283

>>72857287
He's smoked so much pot that the receptors in his brain don't function properly. His body doesn't know to shut down when he gets rocked by a bomb.

Works Cited:
The Joe Rogan Experience #455

>>72857372
Dropped.

>>72857117
I'd love to know what you goofs would be saying about Conor is he was an eyepoking, homophobe, steroid cheat who destroys entire cards and crashes his car into into pregnant women and flees the scene of the accident

Jon Jones is simply put, a nigger

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>>72856215
any other requests from recent events

>>72856444
I can't wait to watch Romero meme all over him and then drop an epic postfight promo.

>>72857372
>mfw "you" refers to nonwhites

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>>72857287
the bigger man

>you now remember Jon Jones turned down a short notice fight against (at the time) MW Chael Sonnen to save a card

>>72857372
Happy holidays to you too Mike.

>>72857250

>and of course I had to scoff and shut that shit down

I don't know of any other sport where the fans are so insecure and desperate to prove their knowledge than MMA. Something about men hugging in cages seems to attract niche-seeking hipsters like nothing else.

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>>72857311
>No no, I swear, Conor begged us to take his belt away

Dana is fucking hilarious sometimes.

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So pure
So tall
So strong
So nice
So handsome
So loyal to his gf

>>72857447
yeah, no way conor gave it up

wme probably announced it without even telling him

but i think the Condor will only be motivated to make the 145 cut again if Holloway or Pettis get the belt. What fucking point is there to deal with Aldo's bullshit again and give that bum another payday for doing literally nothing in the lead up or fight.

>>72857447
It's great


“I have no idea what Conor is doing. Conor’s Conor. He does his thing. But he’s under contract to me," White said. "Who knows with this guy? Who knows what he is up to. I just let Conor be Conor.

"And the other thing is, it’s fun to talk about this fight and what might happen, but what commission would let that fight happen? Really, think about that.”

He sounds a bit more pissed off now though

>>72857250
Post pictures of her feet, or don't show up here again.

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>>72857483
The Diaz brothers are the heart and soul of MMA

>>72857447
I have a suspicion that Goob only agreed to vacate the FW belt in exchange for next shot at the WW belt

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>>72857117
Nobody cares about drug use, just show up to the fight and don't generally be a complete fuck up.

>>72857483
Nate Diaz is the best thing to ever come from Stockton.

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>>72857287

He has an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson syndrome". His tiny brain is cushioned by a layer of fluid 1/8th of an inch thicker than normal, acting like a football helmet.

Why, I could wallop Nate all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking him down. But... I have other appointments.

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>>72857523
>just show up to the fight

t. Aldo

>>72857529
Nick is better
Better fighter, more socially awkward

>>72857117
>Jones is the bad guy for partying and shit
Jones is the bad guy for crashing into a pregnant woman and fleeing the scene
Jones is a bad guy for using steroids to enhance his performance
don't misrepresent the issue.

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>>72857558
his last radio interview was pretty good

seems like he's wrapping his head around how the entertainment game is played. making moves behind the scenes

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>>72857439

>when Dana got autistically mad and blamed Greg Jackson for the card falling apart

>>72857516
Tyron is such a bad match up for him, I dont want Tyron to lose and for all the normies to keeps boasting

Make him fight Nick, Cowboy and Wonderboy first

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>>72855813

>>72857610
he's not risking another loss at WW unless it's for a strap

cerrone at 170 is a pretty winnable matchup for him imo. cowboy sucks at dealing with southpaws and sucks in high profile high pressure fights

>>72857610
>Tyron is such a bad match up for him
I agree and I dont think a picture of Goobert standing next to him is any evidence otherwise

>>72857582
He looks so skinny here

Also he meant he was embarrassed to see her again, not because she was ugly
Nick is never mean

Also it pisses me off, finally found a fighter I think I can relate too
>had a gf
>went to prom
>good jaw and chin

Who is the most /r9k/ fighter?

>>72857558
Nate beat one of the GOAT fighters on like 9 days notice partying in Mexico a day before training.
That lanky stoner is admirable way more, imo.

>>72857442
1. I think we all know Floyd is never going to fight McGregor and the speculation has run it's course.

2. I'm a contrarian know it all when it comes to all topics including several sports. It's something I try to work on.

>>72857654
most fighters dont have the luxury of blocking endless punches with their face until the opponent slows down

>>72857649
>I agree and I dont think a picture of Goobert standing next to him is any evidence otherwise
I mean tyron has a weak chin, he was struggling with wonderboys lanky punches

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>>72857636

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>>72857416

>reach advantage
>height advantage
>20 pound weight advantage
>full camp
>still cant fucking win

wew, you get lucky when Conor had staph and everyone think youre a good figther

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>>72857731

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>>72857698
Wonerboy poses more of a threat with his striking than Goobs does

>>72857483
But Nate's girl is that blonde chick

>>72857737
didn't goober do the same thing to everyone in featherweight?

>>72857745

Not in terms of KO potential he doesn't.

>>72857774
When did he lose at FW?

>>72857762
Yeah and he didnt sleep with that whore stood next to him even though he could of!!!

>>72857745
Wonderboys punches dont even compare to Conors lad, Conor will ko Tyron

>>72857774


weigh 20-25 pounds more?


no, you fucking idiot

>>72857745
Clearly he didn't

>>72857809
OHHHH SHIT NIGGA YOU GOT HEEM!

>>72857774
aldo's entire reign was full of weight cuts just as brutal if not more than conor's even though he has less height/reach

it's the nova uniao way

kill yourself until you lose a kidney or get KO'd by a bathtub

>>72857816
>what is water weight

>>72857737
Yeah 20 pounds of flab and loose skin, Conor was 190 pounds of Muscle

Name one person who can beat Conor McGregor
Nate Diaz doesn't count

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>>72857883
>Conor was 190 pounds of Muscle
that is fascinating

>>72857910
Conor McGregor

>>72857883


t. literal retard/0 effort troll

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>>72857883
>190 pounds of Muscle

so is bootleg Cialis 2-0 against BBC?

>>72857944
the only way anyone makes weight in UFC is to dehydrate themselves
none of the fighters weigh what the weight-class limit is during the fight

>>72857974
They use steroids, bootleg Cialis is just the meme excuse they use

>>72857944
Yet it got 3 replys?

#winnerwinnerchickendinner

>>72857998
A few do. Gunnar does. But they do it on principle really, it puts them at a disadvantage

>>72857998
ironically conor weighed 168 for the second diaz fight even after having the break to bulk up.

>>72857998


So do you beaners think that Diaz was more out of shape the second fight, cutting only water weight and flabby fat?

What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>72858154
my point is that it wouldn't shock me if conor weighed more than the featherweights he fought when the only way he made fw was by dehydrating

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>>72858198
if you can make the weight more power to you, it's all in the game

but the only reason conor was fighting diaz at 170 is because nate wanted a 160 or 165 catchweight the first time because he couldnt make weight on 10 days notice. conor said fuck it let's do it 170 and then felt obligated to do the rematch there rather than doing it at 155

now that he avenged it he wants the third one at 155 or not at all

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>tfw too intelligent to fight for the UFC any longer

>>72858246
spooby skeletor

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>>72858307

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>sparring at local gym
>wake up
>see this

>>72858246
i remember aldo punking conor with this staredown.. probably his best showing through the lead up and including the fight lol. shame. RIP scarface

>>72858458
jokes on him, i'm 3 times his size.
6ft1, 125lbs reporting in.

>>72858514
When are you fighting Mighty Mouse lad

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>>72856269
Mighty Meme
Cejudo
Masvidal
Cannon
McMeme
Moreno

>>72857717
Is it legal to step on your opponent's face? What am I missing here?

>>72857650
>>Who is the most /r9k/ fighter?

Rory

>>72858534
the ufc has fixed me up one more pro fight and then fixed me a three win streak to the title as long as i can banter in more views to the flyweight events. thinking about skeleton jokes

Who the fuck is Tim Elliott?

>>72857483

They're not dating

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ronda brought up an interesting point that she likes the weight cut because it puts you in a different zone mentally and lets you be your best athletic self for that brief moment. gives you more confidence like steroids probably do

basically the closest humans can get to going super saiyan for a fight

being super lean getting 10-25lbs over someone who's not cutting at all is a crazy advantage. even a mediocre fighter just had their odds go way up

obviously if you midjudge the cut it can wreck you numerous, usually hilarious ways.

>bathtub KOs you
>camp sees you pass out for 3 minutes and still lets you fight
>miss so many times dana says GTFO of the weight class
>gas early and get brutally heemed
>go on dialysis

>>72858613
The ultimate fighter

>>72858680
Ronda is fucking retarded. How does diminishing your physical ability through intense dehydration put you in an athletic mindset?

>>72858680
>bathtub KOs you
elaborate? i'm underweight and never get KO'd by taking a bath...

>>72858715
you have a pillow tub

>>72858706

Do you even trane fatty?

>>72858756
Are you implying that you DON'T have a pillow tub?

>>72858759
Obviously I don't.

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>Lyoto Machida test results suggest he may have faced no suspension without admission

"There are a number of reasons to feel Lyoto Machida’s 18-month suspension is longer than is fair or reasonable. For one, the substance carries a longer, two-year penalty due to its inclusion in the “Anabolic agents” class alongside anabolic steroids, despite WADA themselves apparently admitting it has “no intrinsic anabolic properties.”

There’s also the fact that there’s no good evidence that 7-keto-DHEA can enhance athletic performance at all, nor is there any evidence it is harmful to athlete health, and one of those two things has to be true under WADA’s own criteria for prohibited substances.

Now there’s another factor: If it wasn’t for his disclosure of 7-keto-DHEA use, Lyoto may not have received any suspension at all. Bloody Elbow has had a chance to review the lab findings in Machida’s case, and the results show atypical findings rather than an adverse analytical finding, the latter of which would be considered a doping policy violation."

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/12/1/13801342/lyoto-machida-usada-lab-test-results-peds-7-keto-dhea-18-month-suspension-ufc

>>72858819

So you possibly wouldn't understand. Keep that in mind next time you call other people retarded.

>>72858897
Are you suggesting that Ronda ISN'T retarded? Because that'd be fucking retarded.

>>72858715
If not memeing Renan barao fainted when cutting weight, fell and heemd himself on a bathtub before dilly fight

>>72856971
Looks like kangaroo jack

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>>72858940
I'm glad Barao goofed himself out of relevancy

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>>72858706
you are rehydrated and perfectly healthy by the fight if you do it right.

better strength:weight ratio and less fat taxing your cardio every second of the fight for almost no benefit

in a perfect world you'd only want people cutting something more reasonable like 5-10lbs, but everything becomes an arm's race like that

>>72858553
It's legal, and Tonya argued that the ref telling her she couldn't step on the face led directly to her submission loss. The commission agreed and turned it over to a no contest/.

I think it's bullshit since it's hard to tell the difference in the middle of a fight between a stomp and stepping your body weight on somebody in the middle of a fight. She also probably would have lost anyways since she was defending the armbar all wrong anyways.

>>72857839
Idiot, think you missed the point.

>>72857785
Wonderboy fights at WW and has longer limbs. It's a different ball game. Comparing KO power seems useless

>He held one of the longest unbeaten streaks in MMA history - following a loss in his professional debut, he recorded 32 straight fights without a loss (31 victories and 1 no contest) over a span of 9 years.

Has any fighter fallen so hard so fast?

It was so quick there wasn't even time to eulogize.

>29 years old

>>72857785
>>72857814
>>72857839
>Wonderboy KOs multiple WWs include some who've fought at MW
>Conor can't KO a fat LW with two chances
Clearly Conor hits harder.

>>72859063
wonderboy gets meme KOs, he has almost no power in his hands compared to conor

but i agree he has more ways to knock people out at 170 because it's obvious

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The ultimate question for the ultimate fighting championship...

Ring boys or ring girls?

https://youtu.be/rYx0giTbwiM

What is wrong with him?

>>72859063
How many people did Wonderboy KO exactly ?

>>72858922

I'm suggesting you're the one who's retarded

>>72859124
>that's a pretty long mustard rant for a guy who 'isnt a loser who tries to dictate these things'

kek

>tfw ate yellow mustard by itself on white bread as a kid
>wasnt even poor
>just liked mustard

>>72859118
Should have ring-hermaphrodites, it's more progressive and inclusive

it's interesting woodley's strategy was to keep his back on the cage so much and force wonderboy to play the aggressor

especially since he's done it in past fights by accident and gotten murdered for it

>>72859350

What should his strategy have been Greg?

>>72858706
Weight cutting != water cutting, you fucking goof.

>>72859129

Wonderboy fights men his own size.

>>72859350
scissors doesn't do so well against rock, but it'll fuck up paper any day of the week

>>72859366
i wasn't saying it was wrong, it came pretty close to winning him the fight

at the time i thought he was just falling back into bad habits, but it seemed like a conscious choice. normally that's the last place you wanna be

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>>72859063
>more people sleeping on Conor's power because he fought Nate
Diaz bros are not an indication of power of their opponent, all MMA fans know this.

>>72859381
Ok? Thanks for not answering my question you complete retard lmaoing

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>i would ask dana white
>please gimme an easier fight like conor mcgregor
>i deserve that
>i been fighting the best guys, so i would like a gimme fight

>>72859350
I don't think it was a good strategy though since he was still getting tagged up against the fence.

The combo that dropped Wonderboy was the one where Woodley had Wonderboy on the fence and he cut off Wonderboy's movement, giving him less space to react to Woodley's shots.

>>72855899
Jones actually sounded pretty dumb on the podcast

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>>72859010
OK, thanks. Assumed it was the same as a stomp. Still don't like the decision either, looks to me like Evinger would been fucked no matter what. Bet Kunitskaya is pretty pissed.

Is one fc worth watching?

>>72859559
you can be smart in different ways, though
jones is incredibly smart when it comes to fighting and all of fighting's variables, but he might not be able to ever solve a difficult calculus problem

>>72859576
Not now that they banned soccer kicks.

>>72859495

What's that? Finish your sentence buddeh

>>72859589
>jones is incredibly smart when it comes to fighting and all of fighting's variables
I don't even know if he's smart about that.

He's a talented fighter, but he's made some pretty dumb decisions even in the cage. For example, he nearly got armbarred because he trained literally 0 jiujitsu before the Belfort fight. He tries to fight a lot of his opponents at their own game. It hasn't bit him in the ass that much because he's so good, but it's gotten him into trouble.

>>72859664

>I don't even know if he's smart about that

There's a lot of things you're not smart about pal. Jon Jones has an incredibly high fight IQ.

>>72859589
He's really not, be was born with a 7'0 man's arms attached to his torso. That's most of it

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Anyone have that meme of Dominick at a party??? Many thanks

Also venonat

>>72859350
It's a Duke Roufus thing
Pettis fell into that too

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>you've gotta be bigger, taller
>you've gotta have weight
>that's the only way you're gonna give me a war
>if you're in anyway same height same weight same reach, you're dead
>you aint gonna last

>>72859706
>reachlets hating on the GOAT because they have inferior genetics

>FW p4p KO'd by bathtub
>LW p4p KO'd in one punch
>2nd best SW leaves

the state of nova uniao

>>72859836
I would bet I have a longer reach than anyone else on /heem/

>>72859695
>Jones has an incredibly high fight IQ

>hey I'm getting outstruck by Gus
>I'm going to stay standing and spam spinning elbows instead of taking him down

>hey I'm fighting an olympic wrestler
>I'm going to clinch up with him instead of using my reach to outstrike him

>hey I'm going to fight Chael, a known grappler
>I'm not going to train any jiujitsu for it all

>>72859955

What are you even talking about? He completely destroyed Chael in his own game in one round, he took DC down at will, and he didn't get outstruck by Gus. That's showing a high level of fight IQ to beat your opponents at their own game.

>>72859934
74" reach

i would poke you in the eye so hard

>>72859955
Lol casuaaallllll Gus had been wrestling with him stupid tf do u think that pale stick prepared for? Jones didnt even train for that fight the fact that he could adjust come back and win says alot.

Ur mad at jones beating dc with his greco and not needin jj to wreck chael....nice

Beating ppl at thier own game is the best way to dominate them psychologically. They cant train for it defensively and dont expect it. Danaher has a whole thing on this

>>72860019
>and he didn't get outstruck by Gus.

Gus was outboxing him.

I don't really like this narrative, because it turns Glover into some sort of excellent dirty boxer, and he isn't. Jon's just a guy who doesn't really give a fuck where the fight goes.

>>72860019
>That's showing a high level of fight IQ to beat your opponents at their own game.
A high level of fight IQ would be to not fight your opponent's game at all, not give your opponent a chance by fighting them where they're comfortable.

It may have turned out well for Jones because Jones is that good, but that doesn't mean it was a smart decision.

>>72860019
i think he takes the trash talk a lot more presonal than he lets on and likes to embarrass guys and challenge himself by beating them at their own game

glover fight is a perfect example. zero need to clinch or dirty box at all, could pick him apart from range and frustrate him with reach 99 times out of 100.

instead he put an absolute beating on him in close quarters

>>72859955
He did try to take down Gus you idiot, Gus stuffed him 7/8 times

>>72860072
>>72860076
jones himself literally said in the post fight interview that he didnt train wrestling and took it for granted he would be fine boxing him up

of course he's gonna be high on himself going into that fight. gus didnt look like a world beater and jones was having his way almost too easy with his wins

>>72860103
Actually 10/11 times

>>72860077

How would you know what a smart decision is? Are you a fighter?

>>72860130
Jones said on the JRE that he trained for the Gus fight.

>>72860130
Thats the diff between fight iq and actual iq. He was a retard thinking outside the cage, but adapted brilliantly to the challenge during the fight

>>72860163
In a fight that was 3-2 Gus in the eyes of 90% of the people watching. I know the feels of Johny Hendricks fans after his fight with GSP

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>>72859900
Mfw my gym is a nova unaio affiliate, but I don't like any of their big name fighters

>>72860244
>In a fight that was 3-2 Gus in the eyes of 90% of the people watching

Hahaha oh wow you are delusional.

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>>72860244
>90% of people watching

kek, jones had gus in "finish him" mode at that one part before the bell saved him

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>>72855632

Rumble will be the next UFC champion by next summer. Cap this.

DC is great guy but he's getting old

jon "weight lIfting and jujitsu" jones sounds like he's got one foot out the door

too bad MMA isn't a sport you can halfass. just ask ronda

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>>72859955
>hey I'm fighting an olympic wrestler
>I'm going to clinch up with him instead of using my reach to outstrike him

And he whooped that boy and took him down like 5 times

>>72860347
We watched that fight 18 months ago and nothing's changed except that this time DC will have had two training camps specific to Rumble.

>>72860244
Ah...no. That eye poke was pretty vicious, though.

>>72860348
>i bet i could take you down


the comment that launched 1000 ships

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>>72860348

to be fair to DC, jones has inhuman strength and the longest reach in LHW division

he said in the rogan podcast he was squatting 500 lbs and deadlifting 600lbs after a few months of training

being olympic means didley squat in the face of once in a lifetime freak athleticism. its not that DC sucks, its that jon is inhuman

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>You now remember the GOAT call

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>>72856269
>Mighty Manlet
>Joe "I used to fuck guys like you in high school" Benavidez
>Masvidal
>Cannonier
>McMann
>Moreno

>>72860456
>after a few months of roiding

Whats the problem with the 10 point must system?

>>72860456
all you have to do is look at his brothers

how likely is it to have one brother make it through the meat grinder of football for ~15 years and be successful in the NFL? how likely is it to have TWO?

and then on top of it jones picks up mma almost on a whim after an above average but nothing special collegiate wrestling career and nothing better to do ... and becomes the youngest champ in history

>>72860471
Innocent until proven gully :')

>>72860533
He did get found guilty. It's why he didn't get a reduction in his suspension.