/heem/: islam makhachev edition

>>72869919
kys

ayo

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>>72869969
conor is going to duck the natty GOAT for the rest of his career

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Reminder

>>72870015
>less than a day ago
>12 votes
sure

Imagine taking the time to carefully craft an Op that nobody will read.

Imagine trying to wait for the bump limit but your anxiety overtakes you so you post early.

Imagine spending additional time filling up the old thread so you don't get banned for posting early.

Imagine doing this all for free

Because

>the op matters

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aloha bruddas hang loose

>>72870083
Fuck u bro I appreciate the op

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>>72870083
imagine being so insignificant that you put time and effort into making a post like this, only to have it laughed at and dismissed instantaneously

Imagine all the people

>>72870083
Hopefully a person such as this doesn't actually exist!

>>72870126

aloha means hello AND goodbye

>>72870030
I used to fuck guys like you in highschool

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>>72870173
Thanks for the lesson, Stipe

>>72870173
>anglos find this an interesting tidbit of information cause they don't have a word like that

lmao

>>72870231

>not using "namaste" as a substitute for both hello and goodbye

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If you literally believe in any word JJ said on the podcast you are literally retarded

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Who's baby is she always putting on her instagram and snapchat stories? It's not hers and she doesn't have a boyfriend. She doesn't have any family living in the US with her so who's kid is this?

https://youtu.be/PHWloVnvmhU

The crowd here is really loud with the "Uh, vai morrer", but one day we are all going to die, so it didn´t bother me. "

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reminder

>>72870395
Brazil btfo how will they ever recover

>>72870325
Her husband's daughter

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>>72870420
>>72870395
Lads I'm losing my mind

I responded to this post but it turns out I actually made it. I just (You)'d myself and I literally didn't realise

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Every 50 years someone comes along and inspires so many people, our generation we have Cody and we should be grateful for that I know I am.

>>72870408
Schaub got knocked out by the same guy his girlfriend wished to get knocked up

Is the Albany card supposed to be setting up the black beast vs the predator?

>>72870493
*punches you really really really hard in the face*

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>>72870464
Couldn't he inspire his dad to stay ?

OHHH HE SLEPT HIM

>>72870558
*takes it on the chin*
*takes a hit from a bong*
*gets head licked by a bulldog*
*slaps the shit outta you*

>>72870591
I would bet my life that you're a virgin.

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>>72870605

>>72870558
*feints a jab*
*shoots for a double*
*lays on top of you for 5 minutes*

>>72870625
*complains to the ref*

>>72870493
Or you could try this perspective:
Schaub dated Ronda in her prime and broke up with her and now is with a much more attractive girl who he started a family with

Travis got Schaub's seconds and is with worst Ronda who is going to retire soon and is likely depressed all the time

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>there are people on /heem/ who will see this image and get genuinely angry or upset

>>72870700
Reality is hard for the cheetoh fingered to handle

>>72870690

*looks at the company president in the first row*
*reluctantly stands them up*

>>72870700
That would work only if he didn't lose the fight by a stoppage, as is now he is the cuck who got beat up by his gf's bull

>>72870745
Why do you nerds like to pretend Schaub hadn't dumped Ronda well before the Browne fight happened? It's genuinely funny you feel the need to make stuff up to h8 on another man.

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>>72870745
you're right dude, he must be miserable

>>72870464
Cody Garbrandt is set up to win the title he fights dillashaw for the maximum bullshit trash talking.

>>72870718
I just laugh. Bunch of jokesters acting like the path wasn't paved by the ufc for him because he's a loud money maker that appeals to the lowest common denominator. It's laughable.

>>72870882
*tips*

>>72870882
Was it Dana or Lorenzo who knocked out Alvarez ?

Webm please
https://twitter.com/OfficialDurkin/status/804767557957931008/video/1

>>72870882
cry more bitchboi

>>72870882

>there are people on /heem/ who will see this image and get genuinely upset

I didn't think it was actually true

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>tfw Timmy Elliott catches Mighty Mouse in a guillotine and becomes the FLW champ

>>72870126
Holloway is the most overrated fighter in the UFC.
I hope he wins so Aldo can break him

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>>72870718
DELET

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I think we have a new contender for worst card of all time

>>72870867
His wife is some bizarre ambiguous ethnicity.

>>72871376
The lack of wiki profiles sums it up

The video Conor doesn't want you to see :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etWbCUQ_68w

>people will claim he has elite boxing

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>>72871376
we won't know if the card is bad until it's over

>>72871288
can someone photoshop his beard as his hair too

>>72871376
It's got heem's two favourite bulls, but they're fighting literal whos.

So much lost potential.

>>72871376
>he doesn't like meme O'Connel

>>72871376
N G A N N O U

How do I into UFC?

What are some fights this weekend?

How do I support a fighter?

I used to do Taekwondo, and my favorite NBA player of all time is Metta World Peace for his antics.

>>72871376
There's Ngannou nigga, all /heem/ will tune up for that card. He's the boyest of ou boys

>>72869919
>>Vera vs Sekine footage
>https://youtu.be/s0oU7elli9M?t=2m26s
>that japanese fighter
>his body type
>his nose
>the american commentator's voice
JUST

>>72871415
wtf, that strenghts graphic. This is not a video game

>>72871288
looks like a face growing out of the back of someone's head desu

>>72871412
The pound for pound best mixed martial artist in the entire world is fighting tomorrow, and its not PPV. You could try watching that.

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>lose 3 fights
>get cut from the UFC
>beat a couple bums
>...
>......
>..........
>fight the UFC champion
>win
>?????profit????

>>72871376
>Derrick Lewis and Francis Ngannou on it
are u a scared lil white boii or smth?

definitely better than last week's card just by virtue of those two fights

>Look at /box/
>Ctrl+F "MMA" and "UFC"

A more insecure bunch of fight fans I have not seen

>>72871288
Looks like the real hardest hitting 125er, like when he hits people they don't fucking move

>>72871436
Is it Dimitrius Johnson?

>>72870350
Dennis seems like a fun dude

>>72871412
TUF Finale is this Weekend

Best way to get into it is stick around and watch cards or just start off with watching PPV's if you're a bit lazy since some of the upcoming cards don't have the biggest names.

As for supporting a fighter, just watch and decide who you like

Anyone gonna watch Bellator ort Titan FC tonight?

I am in desperately need of some heems

>>72870874
>is fighting Dominick Cruz
>"""""set up"""""" to win anything
Cody has 1 win over a top ten opponent, and Almeida has big holes in his standup, he's exciting to watch but he gets rocked every fight so it's no surprise that some boxing coach easily saw the chink in the 23 yo's armour and capitalized. To say this is a big step up in competition for Cody is an understatement, Dillishaw couldn't catch Cruz clean and he's got to be top 5-top 10 strikers in the UFC

>>72871415
wait a minute, i don't watch one but did brandon just defend a belt against some literally who? couldn't they find someone better.

>>72871493

>CALDWELL VS. TAIMANGLO II

am I must not be a Fight Fan because I don't care

>>72871376
It has /heem/s boy Shamil Adburahkhimov

>>72871506
I just need heems

I am literally a junkie at this point

When there isnt a card I watch worldstah compilation videos

>>72871506
Caldwell vs Taimanglo 2 is 167, numbnuts
166 is today

>>72871493
Titan FC in underrated, they usually have some cool heems

>>72871376
>two BIG BLACK BULLS in the main events
shiiieet

>>72871462
Wait, is /box/ an actual consistent thing now?

>>72871376

>a card patched together to capitalize on MMA legal in NY featuring Reddit's favorite instagram retard and co-mained by heems favorite HW

tickets are how much, like $35? That'll be like $5/heem, you can't beat that!

>>72871555
It's up today lad

>>72871502
>some literally who
hey m8, that's a 7x bjj world champion you're talking about

>>72871484
that's correct. despite his skill, he isn't that popular because hes tiny, fighting at the 125lb weightclass.

>>72871590
Why the fuck doesn't dana remove flyweight. No one gives a fuck about it

>>72871489
Yeah, I've come to like him a lot since I found his YouTube page.

>>72871607
>Removing weight classes

Wew lad

It's here lads
https://youtu.be/jSYHHGf0LCc
https://youtu.be/jSYHHGf0LCc

>>72871607
grow up

If Tim Elliot wins flyweight would be interesting for a couple days

>>72871629
You're not one to talk, manlet. Haha owned

>>72871585
i feel like everyone in big mma promotions are world champions of something.

WHA HAPPAN TO U /HEEM/

>>72871634
could we see another Bisping/Rockhold where Mighty Manlet comes in too cocky and pays for it

>>72871649
I doubt it. All DJ ever talks about is breaking the record for title defenses. If that is his true goal the opponent shouldn't change his motivation. He doesn't seem that type to do that.

>>72871649
Mighty mouse is probably the most grounded guy in the UFC, very unlikely

>>72871642
>fans of flyweight are all manlets

people think this, lol

>Former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) heavyweight and longtime PRIDE FC icon Mirko Filipovic is in a very bad mood. Probably because he woke up to news that Wanderlei Silva was no longer fighting him at the upcoming RIZIN Open-Weight Grand Prix later this month in Japan.

REEEEEEE I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT FIGHT

>>72871659
He does have a gigantic head tho

>>72871659
true he is very close to the ground

>>72871662
Noooooooooooooo what the fuck wandy.

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Artem vs Mighty Mouse who wins

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Is under 4.5 free money? or ITD if you think DJ is going to horiguchi Elliot?

>>72871662
Guess they have to find another washed up fighter.

>>72871498
This is exactly my thought process. Dillashaw is FAR more disciplined and experienced as a striker than cody, and he still barely kept up with Cruz when cruz was coming back from a year + layoff. Now that cruz is fit and active again, cody really doesnt stand a chance

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>Gabi Garcia, a 31-year-old multi-time Brazilian jiu jitsu world champion and 3-0 mixed martial artist who stands 6'1" and weighs north of 205 pounds, faces Shinobu Kandori, a 52-year-old politician in Japan's House of Councilors and a former judoka, pro wrestler, and MMA fighter who stood 5'7" and weighed 165 pounds when she last competed more than 16 years ago

wew

>>72871376
Isn't Sean O'Connell the hockey Canuck who likes to stand and bang? Why would they match him up against a wrestlefucker?

>>72871774
Meh I'm happy that they're making money either way

>>72871415
Good lord, that Jap looks like Paul Harris Sr.

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>>72871662
CANDYLEIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>72871778

no that's Steve Bosse. O'Connell is a journeyman who lost to Bosse in his last fight.

Here's him being heemed by Latifi

>>72871774
Poor Gabi. They can't find anyone to fight her

>>72871844
bad stoppage

>>72871774
I hate Gabi and I wish she was dead

Ryan Hall will win by spinning wheel kick tomorrow.

Cap this post.

>>72871376
Apart from future 155 champion Marc Diakiese the rest are meh fights

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>>72871937
>future 155 champion Marc Diakiese

This guy (on the left) just got signed to replace Cummins against Villante at UFC Albany.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glz4lNqBSk0&app=desktop

>>72870700
>Schaub broke up with her

I wonder why...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKvI_m4u0Fc

way to go banning predictionbro before the fights lmao

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>Jon Anik

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>>72871998
IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH, YOU AIN'T MUCH!

https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-tuf-24-finale-2016-weigh-in

live weigh ins

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>>72872008

>>72871993
That is a quality meme sir

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:3

>>72871975
What?

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>>72872031
forever my girl

>>72871993
oh god that got me too good

FUCKING RETARD

>>72872139
problem?

>"I'm just happy to be here"

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>>72872139

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Every 50 years someone comes along and inspires so many people, our generation we have Cody and we should be grateful for that I know I am...

oh someone beat me to it

Cody Bless

>>72871498
>>72871743
I agree with you two. But . . . do you ever just get a "feeling" about something? I have a weird feeling that we're gonna see Dom get KO'd for the first time.

For the record, I don't like Cody and want him to lose in embarrassing fashion.

>>72872216
Username checks out

Did I miss anything from Bellator? Is it worth watching?

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Megan Anderson

>>72872216
Second time I've seen this photo couldn't tell where the fuck his forearm was for a couple seconds

>>72872236
she can take a huge shit on me any day

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HAs cosplay gone too far?

>>72871993
>comparing a sport where records mean everything to a sport where youre as good as your last fight

>>72872216
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ARM!

who is this goof fighting DJ

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>open ufc.com
>see this

How is this not a meme sport?

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>>72872317
>How is this not a meme sport?
it is THE premier meme sport, why do you think we all like it so much?

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if only i never threw that spinning kick
*echoes endlessly*

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>>72872340

>>72872388
Anderson must feel the same way about deciding to clown around in their first fight.

weedman
pettis
bigg rigg

wha happen to yu

>>72871484
>Turkaboo

Hey turkfriend why is there no prominent turkish presence in MMA? Both turks and Iranians have a strong tradition of wrestling yet no turkish MMA grapplers in the game yet? And its not like turkey doesnt have acesss to the west when you guys get CNN over there.

If an armada of dagestani wrestlers can get into the UFC, turks should have a presence near that of brazilians

>>72872260
she'd rather take a shit on females, la'

>>72872451
Well he lost to Bisping due to fucking around in round 4.

>>72872415
I never understood this guy. Is he an Android? If so, are there others? Are Androids common in the Star Wars universe? Are they used as slaves like Replicants/Synths? Or is he just some poor fucker that was lobotomised (and if so why would they do that to him?).

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How much should I put down for a first round KO this time?

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Who hype for the return of the Husbando

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Why do fighter go for meme submissions instead of ground and pound?

>>72872605
The natty GOAT doesn't

>>72872451
desu Anderson does it all the time so it wasn't out of character for him.

CODY PFISTER SIGHTING AT BELLATOR

He is cornering some guy

>>72872680
Oh shit it's on right now?

>>72872687
prelims are

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/2/13823932/bellator-166-live-stream-online

need US VPN

>>72871993

Can someone who watches boxing explain the obsession in that sport with being undefeated?

Obviously having a good record at a glance is a useful shorthand for telling whether or not a fighter is good, but it seems in boxing they care too much about having a zero in the right column as a judge of fighter quality, without giving enough weight to the record's context.

>>72871909
not a bad post

>>72870408
>>72870558
>>72870867
bad posts
>coral springs

>>72869969
good post

any streams for Bellator prelims?

I dont know how to VPN

too many fights at once.

>>72872294
More like Boxing is useless records just for numbers where as in MMA you actually look at the quality of the opponents.

>>72872735
Look up Zen Mate


>>72872739
What else is on?

>>72871381

She's Mexican.

>>72872735
>I dont know how to VPN

It's simple, just follow these 12 steps

>>72872735
zen mate or browsec, I prefer browsec since zen mate started having add ons and shit like that

Why hasn't Smellator been shut down for fight fixing yet?

>Nothing going on
>Ref doesn't break for putting in the mouthpiece

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Cody <3

>>72872735
livestreamer "hds://http://spikelive-f.akamaihd.net/z/spikebellator_live1@62376/manifest.f4m?g=PRBGCDEIIUOS&hdcore=3.1.0" best

works without vpn

how many bongs to EBI? anyone watching?

Could Uberreem (peak roids) heem Stipe?

God this King dude sucks.

>>72872836
That's on today? damn I forgot.

>>72872836
thought its on sunday

>>72872840
no
not enough chin

>The commentators shitting over fights
Based Bellator. When was the last time Joe shat on a UFC fight on air?

>>72872840
reem managed to tap stipe without roids, so it doesn't matter.

>>72872844
>>72872847
just checked
2B 25b

>>72872868
Shit, Bellator or EBI? What watch?

>>72872864
kek

>>72872873
EBI ofc
Who is even on this Bellator card?

Got spicy there for all of two seconds at the end

>>72872885
Not sure, I'll watch EBI and just watch highlights and webms after. Italy you gonna be in the discord?

>>72872811
what should I do with this link

sorry but I am kinda of tech turd

>>72872906
Probably open it with VLC

>>72872906
what did he mean by this

>>72872906
you might be able to open this

http://spikelive-f.akamaihd.net/z/spikebellator_live1@62376/manifest.f4m?g=PRBGCDEIIUOS&hdcore=3.1.0

with vlc

not sure though

>>72872904
If I'm still awake maybe.
Also TitanFC is live now

https://www.ufc.tv/video/titan-fc-42

>>72872694
>>72872743
cheers lads

>>72872906
pay denbts

>>72872885
Joe "the baddest manlet on the planlet" Warjumder

>>72872952
owls.ogg

>>72872933
already tried that but it seems my VLC need update or some shit

anyway thnx for the effort lad

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>>72871774

there is literally only one opponent for her

http://www.blackzilians.com/fighters/22/25/Katya-Kavaleva.html

HEEM TAPPY (titan)

>>72872743
bellator, titan, legacy, then EBI.

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STOCK

fuck the fucking diaz brothers

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TON

>>72872961
heem debty

HEEEEEEEM DARCY

1v1 me
https://lichess.org/Fb8L7Nqf

>>72872967
honestly, i've seen some of gabi's fights, and i think even some of the bantam girls in ufc have a shot, gabi's awful (but huge). she fought this black former pro-wrestler and it was the slowest fight i've ever seen.

Hipsters BTFO

>>72872967
That woman is perfect. Too bad I'm KOTM 5'10

When's the bellator main card?

Who do you think is most likely to come out to a Christmas theme this month?

>>72872605
Faulty instincts. Lauzon said he had to remember to back off the clinch when he had Diego hurt against the fence and that he hates seeing guys do that instead of pouring it on. Probably because you would drill clinching against the fence and taking someone's back or neck when its presented in a scramble and that's not necessarily the right thing to do under organic circumstances.

t. cheeto fingers

>another Frenchman

BLACKED

Bellator Rogan doesnt look like he enjoys commentating

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Holloway does a lot of meme shit
Why hasn't anyone done anything about it?

>>72873401
Pettis is going to choke him sleepy

>>72873224

Sage

>>72873401
He landed that kick on Ricardo lamas cleanly

FIRST I WANT TO APOLOGIZE

Why do Muslims name their kids Muslim or Islam? We don't name our kids Christian or some shit.

Wait, fuck.

>>72873400
His Twitter is fucking gold. It's hilarious reading the shit he's tweeting during god awful Bellator fights. On the broadcast, he's trying to hype the fight, but on his Twitter, he's talking shit.

>>72871303
>Holloway is the most overrated fighter in the UFC.

lol?

>>72873401
Because McGregor is the only guy that moved forward against him.

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>tfw you weren't born luke rockhold

he looks like gods initial creation

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>>72873549
>tfw he has seen Demi Lovatos butthole and I havn't

How is it possible that Tony Ferguson and Max Holloway aren't related and don't even train together?

>Same lanky build
>Same meme-y fighting style
>Same wings back tattoos
>Similar big nosed faces

they are like the same person

>>72873564
Adan pls

Conor's thing just there, is anyone willing to trade their citizenship with me?

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>>72872704
Boxingfag here.

Boxing has the same basic problem that MMA does: casuals ruin everything. The big money is in pushing fighters that pull in casual fans, just like Rousey and McGregor, and one of the surest ways of doing it is to market an """"undefeated"""" """"champion"""" - all too easy in a sport oversaturated with weight classes and belts - to bandwagoners who have no idea what that really means. This happens at both the network/PPV level and the regional level. Back in the old days when boxing was really a national sport in the same way football or baseball is now, fighters were thrown into the deep end and expected to prove themselves against top competition before contending for THE title, so picking up a few losses was really no big deal. This is mostly before the TV era, when fight fans actually attended fights and there weren't any one-off PPV style events that could instantly generate ten times more revenue than any other matchup by temporarily grabbing the attention of people who had literally never watched boxing before. Hardcore boxing fans like myself generally regard an undefeated record as cause for suspicion rather than celebration and view Marciano's 49-0 and the insane winning streaks of Pep and Robinson in a completely different context than the unbeaten records of guys like Jo Calzaghe and Sven Ottke.

>having a zero in the right column as a judge of fighter quality, without giving enough weight to the record's context
This is, unfortunately, precisely the point.

>joe warren
>baddest "man" on the planet
lmao he's the size of a 12-year-old boy

where can a no cable fag watch bellator?

>>72873690
Baddest can on the planet

>>72873717
Dave and Busters. The best place to eat, drink, play, and watch sports.

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>>72873017
lol cheeky

why is honeycunt fighting at 195lb now

>>72873840
Got tired of being a douche at 170.

Any decent streams for bellator?

>>72873854
this

>>72873854
>>72873860

http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv

In Russian though

Why is /heem/ so dead right now? Surely everyone who comes here isn't a goof who only watches MMA when McGoobs is fighting?

>>72873912
>http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
thank you m8

>>72873957
80% casuals

>>72873912
stream keeps dying

>>72874011
dunno works fine for me

>>72873912
cheers m8

>>72873978
Figures. Even that faggot from
>coral springs
isn't here.

Sad state of things. If people aren't memeing or shitposting, basically nothing is getting posted. No actual MMA discussion. Is this what /heem/ has become?

>>72873957
I'm waiting for the EBI bro. I have a headache so some comfy grappling will make me feel better.

>>72873957
What is there to say?

Nice bleeding...

>>72874041
what do you want to talk about? watching titan fc 42 right now

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its fun to say 'kekator' out loud

>>72873957
>unironically watching a Smellator card that's not meme tier

>>72873957
It's late in America, most people that browse heem are kids.

>>72874071
I dunno...

>>72874073
Watching Bellator for keks. Also Dantas/Warren will probably be spicy.

>>72874077
All Bellator cards are meme-tier. There's always guaranteed to be some hilarious shit.

>>72873957
>>72874041
It's Friday night, /sp/ and /heem/ have some of the lower percentages of no-life NEETs on this site.

Guys what would happen if you only lasted thirteeen(13) seconds in bed?

Would you demand a rematch?

Perhaps the problem is idiots watch UFC.

>>72874102
>>72874127
I mean, even still, it's usually not this slow even when there isn't a card on.

>UFC 206 preview
>Starts with Conor McGregor

>>72874156
immediately

>>72874077
Go to bed

>>72874156
I would push for it to be overturned to a no contest. That bitch was clearly on the gas.

Whos fighting in Titan at the moment?

>>72874239
I mean lellator

>>72874195
Don't tell him what to do

>>72874239
Tim Elliot

>>72874263
marcos galvao vs LC davis coming up

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>>72874195
make me

why is every fight a catchweight

In the future, I predict fighters cut from Bellator will try to resurrect their career in the UFC.

>>72874318
Good fucking question.

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>>72869919
Just a reminder that Heavyweight is the only weight class that matters.
The heavyweight champion is the only real champion. How can Conor McGregor be the "double champion" when he, and any other "champion" at a weight class that wasn't heavyweight were never champions to begin with.
If you are at least 5'4" you should be fighting at heavyweight, no excuses except for being a fucking coward.
There needs to be a law where you can't have a PPV without a heavyweight main event or 5 heavyweight fights on the main card.
Stipe Miocic is the only champion in the UFC. They might as well call him Mr. UFC.

>>72874364
#justkekatorthings

>>72874040
no probs la

As a boy I watched bellator

As a man I lmao @ ur "lives"

This fight is very... not as good as I was expecting.

>Literally needs medical attention
>Still wins
Can we stop this meme?

>Watching anything card but a McGregor card lmao faggots

I wish more people used side kicks like Jones does

>>72874517
galvao's TD % is starting to suffer

>>72874535
Inb4 the irrelevant ******country******* of New Zealand responds

this is a shitty card even by bellator standards

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>>72874570
You called?

>>72874580
I'm still holding out for some memes. Been very low MPS so far, though.

How come these events have nobody in the crowd?

>>72874605
Because nobody wants to watch a tiny Tyron Woodley fight Hispanic Eminem.

Who won that fight /heem/?

>>72874640
I wasnt watching but I'd have to guess Galvao

kek-kek

kekator

Whew just took a massive Irish lads.

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Remember when eternally based Hideo Tokoro kicked LC Davis' teeth into the back of his mouth?

>>72874660
Is that a tear drop on our guy? I guess he really does pull the trigger if he sees a nigger

https://www.ufc.tv/video/ebi-10
EBI is live!

Post some essential/rare Perrys so I can redpill my friend on this guy.

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>>72874722

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>>72874722

>>72874706
>the bantamweights
wtf one of those guys is a 115 mma fighter.

>>72874742
What did Danny Roberts do to Marc Goddard?

Is this Wood guy halfsplosive?

>V mask
>current year

WEW
E
W

>>72874809
He had brown skin

>>72874860
>implying there was a year in which it was cool

This fight is like if both players picked the same character

Almost got Romero'd

>>72874860
hey, he could have been a shit poster back in the day.

Whats a good fight to watch

OH SHIT! HEEM TAPPY!

>>72874917
Dan Severn vs Ken Shamrock UFC 9.

>rocks guy
>goes for a submission

Every time

>>72874934
webm

>>72874950
Not that Australian. Sorry man.

This is a pretty decent fight, actually. I like this Wood nigga.

>wood's beavis and butthead tier haircut

>>72875002
Huh huh huh... Wood.

>>72874700
no it's a small cross

>>72874762
>tfw you will never trane UFC at Platinum Mike Perry's Great White Gym

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Thoughts?

>>72875118
Wtf is a technical decision? Also Cejudo won't win

holy shit thats the greatest mustache i have ever seen

>>72875118
What's the biggest parlay you've ever won?