/hoc/

>rags

MORE LIKE GAYVALANCHE

AMIRITE?

Got em, someone /thread me

>>72041766
The cat doesn't look happy about it, either.

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W E W
E
W

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LEAFS DESU FAMPAI

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>>72041752
Jackets

post memes & slags

>>72041845
>he's so new he doesn't even know Detoilet was in the bestern conference

Typical hawks fan

>>72041864
I don't get this. The Sharks are considered Good and Fun, but also Dull?

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Canes

Reminder that this is the year of the Nucks

>>72041908

Many chances and few chances against --> good

Few chances and many chances against --> bad

Few chances and few chances against --> dull

Many chances and many chances against --> fun

>>72041923
shame the cup is awarded in 2017, rip nucks dreams 10/16-12/16

>>72041914

Never forget that your owner is Mike Illitches' little cuck.

Lel.

>Karmanos

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>>72041864
>oilers have moved from bad to fun in the past weak

hockey is gay lol

>>72041994

>Weak
>Farmboy education

>>72042004
Sorry, watching the Stampeders kill the Argonauts.

>>72042019
>cfl

>>72041991
Can confirm for my province.

>>72042026
14 straight wins, undefeated in 16

when's the old timer's game tomorrow?

>>72042026
NFL rejects have to go somewhere.

>>72041991
Quebec searches for Quebec porn?

https://streamable.com/sjlg

More evidence that everyone who comes out of Vancouver is a fucking soft poofter lmao

>>72042046
3 local

>>72042054
Yeah they want french stuff that isn't made in france/africa. It's also relative to other provinces. No one outside Quebec is looking for frog porn

So is /hoc/ the low kay autism general?

Its all retarded memes with little to no actual content.

Am I out of the loop on this?

>>72041879
that away crowd today

>>72042108
>implying memes aren't content

>>72042108
usually the first 30 posts in hoc are all memes
then it gets down to business: posting gifs / battlestations / Publix sandwiches

>>72042108
hockey is a gay sport this is meme general

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>>72042108
You don't understand the depth of hockey knowledge conveyed in these posts

>>72042121
>>72042123
>>72042124
>>72042126

So it sounds like that a unanimous 'yes' that in fact /hoc/ is basically the general for the more autistic posters?

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>>72042148

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>>72042148
who /gonnamakeupsomebirthdaymemes/ here

>>72041864

No unstoppable juggernaut 4-0 teams in this shitpost

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>>72042148

>>72042171

>Statistically one of the worst in the league
>They think it's sustainable

lel

>>72042148
There's too much competition to say /hoc/ is the most autistic general. But it is clear that if you want a heavy flow of memestruation, this is the place to be

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>>72041991
>mfw I live in The Province of Creampie

>>72042200

I creampied ur mum lel

>>72042215
BTFO

>>72042200
Is that a real cat?

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>>72042183
>Statistically one of the worst in the league
not at killing penalties
kill me

Draisaitl has a plan...

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Care to explain to the rest of the class why your team loss again today?

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will the barclays center ever be fixed for hockey or will it always be shit?

On a scale of Laine to Matthews what are the odds the Nashville Predaturds get relocated to Baghdad?

Also do you think Chuck Fletcher can lure Martin Straka and Robert Lang out of retirement by offering them matching 14 year deals will and AAV of 8.2 million USD?

>>72042485
well atleast the eric staal thing is working out so far

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tfw home opener tomorrow

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>Chiraqi Blackcocks

>>72041991
>one set of snowniggers looks for snownigger porn
>one set looks for hentai
how? dork scientists skewing data?

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>Trashville Child Predators

>>72042108
>>>/reddit/

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>Arizona Sparkledogs

Name one franchise more pathetic than finnesota

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>>72042148

>>72042570
Cannucks and blues ez

>poo jorsy debbies

>>72042570
Blue Jackets

>>72042475
>atlelta

Laffs

>>72042570
Crapitals

>>72042596
>laffs

>>72042577
buffablow is just as old and unsuccessful as the cantpucks

>>72042603
>rags

>>72042607
>both wear blue
>blues wear blue
>laffs wear blue
>blowjobs wear blue
Is blue a curse for everyone outside Florida?

>>72042622
Dubs confirm
EVERY >RAGS POST DESERVES A >RAGS REPLY

>RAGS

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cant wait for us to drop off after the all star break

Why are there zero Thrashers playing on the Jets alumni team?

>>72042629
>rags

>>72042655
>rags

>>72042667
>rags

>>72042650
Why does Armenia exist

>>72042632
just pray that Vanek doesn't drop off his usual mid-season cliff

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holy shit, larkin is down to clown

almost went full abby on em

>>72042622
>>72042629
>>72042655
>>72042667
>>72042678
>rags

>>72042680
Buffer zone

>>72042685
ENJOY TEEMU SUKKANEN YOU MINNESOTA SHITTER HAHA

>>72042691
HAHAHA HAHAHA
>getting stomped by a child
LMFAAAOOO WHAT A PUSSY

>>72042691
Kek weber is a bitch

>>72042680
There has to be at least one fan from each team on /hoc/. Only beaners and third-worlders would ever want to root for the Kongs so there you go.

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>>72042691
big improvement

>>72042723


for
>rags

>>72042171
it's almost invisible, it's right under the blackhawks

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>>72042723
DUDE

>>72042722

>Wrestling down and raping men on ice
>A fight

>The city of Tranny Gay

>>72042723
>rags
Good post btw

tfw starting next month my cable bill is going to be less than $20

:)))

>>72042790
Uhh how about you post something hockey related for once

>>72042790
the canucks are going to get screwed off of regular sportsnet every opportunity there is, or you will miss the first period entirely because the early game went too long.

>>72042840
it is hockey related, you dummy

>>72042847
true, i wish there's a fucking dedicated sports channel for hockey so i can just pay for that shit instead

montreal has RDS and the laffs have multiple channels, one for games, for for repeats of highlights, and other bullshit

>>72042752
>not wanting to get raped by stammer the hammer

>>72042847
There's Sportsnet Vancouver yet those fucks NEVER USE IT

Habs-Bruins tomorrow night. Get excited, cucks.

https://vimeo.com/150439850

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>>72042894
hey man, so why don't you just, you know, buy sportsnet 360 hehehehe...

#fuckrogers

i'm hoping i don't have to buy more than 3 channels next month

>>72042911
>>72042790
sit on my face

Stop responding to kippers. We must purge it from the general

>>72042926
She's an awesome poster though.

>>72042943
False, plebian.

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>>72042907
Welcome home.

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>>72042943

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BURNS ASS

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>>72042951
>that feel when the memes are real & you get b8 for saying anything about kippers

>>72042943
Kipp get off the proxy and put your trip back on

Remind that Kippers has never done a crossover skating backwards

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This is the most /hoc/ cereal ever. You can't deny this. Just try to. You'll just realize that your life is meaningless and you'll throw the toaster in the bathtub.

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>>72043021

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thoughts on this scrumdiddlyumptious sweater?

Hello /hoc/ friends

We hope you are enjoying your time on 4chan. I come with great news of a potential new friendship between our communities!

/cric/ and /hoc/ are two of the most highly regarded communities on /sp/ for their meme production and muscular discussion. We believe that our posters would feel at home in your threads and yours in ours.

As such, /cric/ would like to launch a special relationship with /hoc/ where you are peacefully integrated into the larger /cric/ empire. Reminder if you deny this friendly request we are more than willing to forcefully annexe your ""poomunity"" as we have already done to /rug/, /nrl/, /afl/, /wog/ and /bundes/.

We will give you three (3) weeks from this date to come to a decision.

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What's on his mind?

>>72043484
>tfw /nrl/ secretly runs /cric/ but pretends its the other way around so that its threads aren't shitposted in during annexation

>>72043484
What's up you duster bender chongo shitter I bet you can't even get the puck off the ice ha HAHAHA

Hello what is the difference between street hockey and ice hockey sticks. Also which hand do i put on top of my stick.

Please help a sunbelter out

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Don't mind me, just a /cric/fugee slowly integrating into this elite, muscular community

>>72041991
Based fucking nova scotia

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>>72043591
Tape up the top of your stick like this

>>72043621
>>72043536
>>72043484
Is fighting allowed in cricket?

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>>72043591
left hand at top if right hander

>>72043621
I was wondering what that smell was

What a shitty looless country

>>72043536
Keep falling the /gong/ narrative lad

>>72043640
Indirectly my Big Strong American friend. Just two years ago a player was killed during a state game over here

>>72043640
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTWOk6slU_Y

>>72043591
just get a street hockey one, I think the only difference is the materials used to make them, street ones are better at dealing with being dragged around on pavement/ashphalt. You can tape the top, or you can get a grip thing

>>72043648
not quite sure what you mean m8.

>>72043659
Nice shoulder check

>>72043654
Cricket isn't as boring as I thought then.

>>72042570
South Australian redbacks

>>72043675
I think you'll find our sport has a lot to offer my friend!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozSq8XC-LU

>>72043645
Stop breathing then infidel, we will rape and steal all your memes and enforce /cric/ sharia on /hoc/ soil, just like walkallah intended it to be, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


*cough* ermm..... what I meant to say was Bangladesh has almost no open defecation so I guess you're misinformed, but I'll still take a shower for you my leaf friend xoxo

what the h-e-double hockey sticks is going on

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>tfw no kippers gf

a-at least i still have holly, right guys?

>>72043591
Sup you duster piece of shit

A "street hockey" stick usually is and should be a wood shaft with an abs blade because concrete and such rip the FUCK out of normal blades. An ice hockey stick is a "normal" stick usually a one piece composite that is actually two separate joined pieces.

As far as top hand basically top hand is control bottom is power. I'm personally right handed and go right on bottom but players such as Sydney Crosby are right handed and go right on top for control. It's personal preference but some Canadians (namely French) would say right on top if right handed

Best answer is whatever feels best you bender FUCK

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>>72041864

>>72043740
Never understood why you wouldn't clear your social media before getting drafted lmao

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>>72043718
cosmopolitanism

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so who else is still undefeated

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>>72043797
here senpai

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>local ice rink went out of business
>nowhere to play hokkei anymore

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>>72043797

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>tfw the ol two-niner answers your twitter question on the penguins radio network

real /bundes/ hours who tf up?

>>72041991
.............. smoking???

who here drunk?

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>>72044262

Reminder mike milbury thought yashin was a good player to give a 10 year 87.5 mil deal to

Fuck Finland.

>>72044375
why would u say that

Reminder finished "legend" teemo salami had to pay a speeding ticket totaling 103k USD because he's a negligent piece of shit

>>72044379
He's a swede living in usa.

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>>72043797
>>72042911


Hey guys, I made a document calmly and rationally analyzing our team's success so far, and our prospects for the season.

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>>72044405

Daily reminder that a 3.25-period hat trick including a 3v3 pond hockey goal is a bigger achievement than four goals in two regulation periods.

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>>72044405
LOL

Marc Andre Fleury absolutely sucks ass at playing hockey and I refuse to acknowledge anyone stating otherwise.

Every time I see a Finnish flag, a rage overcomes me. There are no good Finnish players who weren't riding the coat tails of a superior player. Paul Kariya and Dale Hawerchuk are the only reason Teemu isn't still teaching kindergarten

>>72044511
You're wrong.

>>72044413
kekd

>>72042026
Yes. For the faster smarter niggers your league seems to hate.

>bigger fields
>larger teams
>bigger ball

How can the NFL even compete?

>>72041864
They really need to come up with a better metric. Corsi by itself is meaningless, especially this early in the season.

>>72042532
Nunavut is true eskimo. NWT is the Asian ripoff.

>>72041991
I have never searched "Cartoon" in my life senpai. This is bs. Also, who the fuck searches on Pornhub? Why not use Pornmd?

>>72044672

Advanced stats in Hockey are a total meme compared to Baseball desu.

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>>72044532
Great post

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>best three teams in the league right now are c*nadian

canada sucks dick

>>72043591
Street hockey sticks are the old shit ones you don't use anymore, and they tend to end up having a skinny ass blade because the pavement chops them up a bunch.

Ice hockey sticks are those brand spanking new bastards. Personally, I prefer the two piece stick because the blade can be replaced and you can end up having a two piece street hockey stick and a two piece ice hockey stick. Old ice hockey blades become street hockey blades.

Do you want power? Put your dominant hand at the lower end of the shaft. Do you want control (ie great stick handling)? Put your dominant hand at the top of your stick.

>>72044703
It's still in its infancy. I know I could make it great if I was willing to put the time into it, but I really don't feel like spending the time to do that.

Kipper is still posting here?

wew lad

>>72044873

Unless you're doing an actually stats or advanced math degree nobody would probably listen to you anyways desu.

>>72044879

>Sean

>>72044888
does he still post here?

(i'm not him, or on a proxy)

>>72044882
>stats or advanced math degree
What a bunch of meme crap. PDO and Corsi are no where near advanced stats/math. I'm pretty sure you could get people to listen to you if you can accurately predict game outcomes within a respectable tolerance.

>>72044970

Yeah but nobody is gonna give a fuck if you don't because people put so much weight into it for some reason.

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Wew

>>72045104
Sweden YES

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Hongcouver is literally winning the cup and there's nothing you or your shit team can do about it

can kippers please shit on my face

>>72045186
Okay Pekka. Everyone knows the real Stan Lee champs will be the Oilers

Kippers will you go on a date with me

>>72045186
>unironically having autism

>>72045268
back off pekka shes mine

>>72045313
we will share

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>tfw better looking than anyone here
>tfw better at hockey than anyone here
>tfw smarter at hockey than anyone here

I said Staal for 60 and was memed at. Kill all yourselves

>>72045577
>scoring against the laffs

>>72045577
this nigga fly as fug, matching hair with clothes

matching carrot with glasses

FLY

>>72045595
You mean
>scoring multiple times against the laffs

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harn illista

>>72045716
euta nasia kehareille

>>72045577
>tfw staal did nothing for >my team for years and the second he goes to the mild he starts scoring again
i hope that fucker dies

>>72045737
>rags

>>72045811
staal spent most of his time with the canes pekka

hes >our former captain

>>72045854
I assumed you meant the rags because staal won a cup for the hurrikanos...

how you meen he did nothign for you

Anyone here hate Canacucks?

>caring about that lameass tripcuck

It's not 2014, Kipcuck is a stale spamming loser now

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Is shitcongo done? Half the forward corps are literally who AHL-ers and le balding manlet rapist man has the same amount of goals as Alexei Emelin.

>>72046123
?
schmaltz and motte have looked great and panik is at the top of the league in goals
The only problem right now is the unforgivable PK

>>72046178
>forgetting that the quads of truth have spoken and chiraq is forever relegated to the basement

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>>72046324
fug, I forgot post numbers on a mongolian knitting board influences the real world
better prepare for Trump presidency and nucks cup then

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>>72044413
i like it, very factual and objective

>>72044413
10/10

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>>72045104
yeah good thing montreal traded a dude that can regularly hit a gordie howe hat trick for a legitimate cripple

Finlan

>>72044923
rip

>>72046690
what did he mean by this?

>signing Andrew "over the hill 3rd liner" Ladd to a 7 year, $5.5M per deal to play with Johnny T
>still scoreless after five games

Wew ladd, NYI should've just kept Okposo

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Are the Devils elite?

>>72046984
No but the Flyers are.

>>72047006
>implying flyers have been relevant since the 70s

Last time I even noticed that flyers existed was when they had Lindros.

>>72043484
*SQUISH*

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is india better than australia?

>>72043484
Isn't punjabi paddle just retarded baseball?

>>72043488
wow edmonton already ruined his innocent smile

now all that is left is that forced smirk

FUCK THE POILELS

>>72047273
whys that frog dancing lmao

>>72043740
>Charlie says:
"wtf I love the Bruins now"

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>leave the cantpucks to me

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>>72042723

>>72042691
that was yannicks first fight as well. he will remember that one.

>>72044781
what if you want both power and control

>>72047421
Try both

youll know which one you are supposed to use

>>72047476
is that how you found out you were gay

>florida elite
>missing their 1st line center and 1st line winger
wew lads, get ready for some kitties this season.

>>72047569
>bjugstad a first line center

pardon me, pekka?

>kongs are shit
>cocks are shit
Best start of the year in a long time laddies
Bettcuck has to be on suicide watch

>>72047645
>implying this wasn't part of the plan

Fucking casual scum. Bettman is playing spacecraft virtual reality. You're playing throw the rock.

>>72047671
Nice damage control Gary you smelly heeb

>>72043591
A lot of American kids are taught to hold the stick with their dominant hand closer to the blade. It gives their shots more power at the expense of stick control and that's why most Murricans are right handed shots. Canada and Yurop generally keep the dominant hand on top of the stick. The latter is usually the better way; it also lets you poke check better, gives you a better backhander shot, let you use the non-dominant hand for catch the puck out of the air etc. One way of the two will usually feel natural to people, but if can't choose it's better to go the Canada/Euro way in my opinion.

>Miika Arponen @MiikaArponen 12 min
>@Sz1909_Szemberg Finnish Liiga just had its first 2001 born, Mikko Kokkonen. There hasn't been a 2000 born though yet.

so that's who the finns are gonna hype for the next three years

>>72047895
i don't believe you

>>72047909
He is shit

>>72047909
publicity stunt. The guy played 2 minutes.

>>72047909
Sorry but ukko-pekka is the next goat

>>72047909
bust

>>72047909
if you wanna know who we will be hyping in a year or two:

http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=347570

>>72047930
http://www.espn.com/blog/nhl-draft/insider/post?id=143

60% of Americans shoot right handed, but the majority of Canadians and a full 75% of euros shoot left handed

inb4
>espn
>hockey

>>72047895
I'd fucking go bar down on you needledick

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>>72048024
looks like a bust

>>72048028
LOL What the fuck. Are Americans so retarded they have to play baseball when playing hockey?

>>72048105
1v1 me on a frozen pond fucker not online and see what happens

Whens da alumni game with teemu selänne and juri kurri

Guys I'm 5'3''
Thinking of getting into hockey because skates seem like they'd work as masculine high heels

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>>72047909
>kids born after 2000 are playing in elite leagues now

>>72048286
I lost my virginity in 2000. Really makes you think

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>Kongs

5-0 when?

>>72048339
I turned 30 in 2000. Really makes me think.

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>>72047909
Meanwhile Rasmus Dahlin, the next GOAT defenceman, born 2000 is playing in a mens league - SHL

>>72044667

You forgot one less down

Lol USA needs 4 and a smaller field lazy fuckboys

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>>72048286
>2000 girls are legal

>>72043797
ayyyyy

>>72044413
ebin

>>72048368
you experienced the late 80s and early 90s hockey?

>>72047128
Nah, reminder >we still have 5 world cups
Not to mention India has never won the ashes. Pathetic

>>72047128
no

>>72047135
Americans will never understand the depth of knowledge that goes into cricket. For example, in cricket a seasoned veteran can look at the colour of the pitch and get a good idea about how the game will play out, which bowlers will perform best, which batsmen will struggle and on which time of day wickets will fall.
I havent even gotten started on tactics. In baseball the tactics consist of, "let's hit the ball hard lmao." The Pitchers tactic is "Ayyyy let's through the ball fast". Just put three fielders on the designated fielder positions, have so comically dressed dude to act as wicket keeper and fuck it senpai just scatterthe rest in the designated 90 degree hitting wedge to which the batsman is limited. Field placments do not mater at all because the batsmen is forced, by the rules of the game, to hit it at the fielders.

Want to use the pace of the ball to angle a finely placed glance? lol fuck off you have to whack it in the designated hitting wedge faggot. Want to play a defensive stroke to keep out a good ball? Too bad dickhead you can't choose to do that just whallop it you goof! There is absolutely no vairiety in the game, no situational decision making required of the batsmen and no aspect of sustained mental fortitude.

All the nuances of the gentleman's game will never be understood by "lowest common demoninator" baseball fags who are more interested in how many toppings they can fit on their hotdogs, or how many roids they can put in their mexicans, than anything to do with their game. Baseball has about as much subtlety as american music, that is to say none at all.

>>72048646
>>72047135
Cricket is an ultimate game of skill.

In baseball you literally get a huge novelty sized padded and webbed catching glove, the ball soft and squishy and it is not even allowed to bounce!

In cricket you can unironically murder a batsmen without breaking a single rule. In baseball if you so much as through the ball anywhere outside of the batsman's designated swinging arc he doesn't even have to face another bowl, he just walks (walks) away and is spared from future embarrassment because some japanese dude didnt throw him a waste high full toss pie two feet outside off.

That's right, in baseball there is a pre-arranged bowl that inevitably is thrown every single fucking time. You can't bouce the ball (taking spin and seam completely out of the equation). You cannot change the angle of delivery. You cannot bowl boucer yorker combos. You cannot work on the bowl for half a day until it starts reverse swinging. There are no off cutter slow balls, there are no googlie wronguns there are no flippers or skidders or chinamen. Just full tosses outside off every single fucking ball.

Finally, and this is the clincher, the batsman unironically gets three chances. If you are playing in your back yard against your seven your old niece bowling heat you may just give her a second chance if you get her out first bowl, but otherwise in cricket you make one tiny error your day is over. In baseball, you can fuck up and the umpire is like "lmao take it back you can have two more goes at that."

>>72048646
>>72048629
>>72048671
ʇɹods ɹno ɥɔʇɐʍ ǝsɐǝןd

>>72048695
field hockey best hockey, meet plenty of qt girls with it

>>72048717
yeah, because only girls play it.

>>72048742
did I say otherwise you dumb fucking leaf

Crosby has 0 points

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>>72048764

>>72048778
Crosby is on pace to finish the season with 0 points. What a fucking bust.

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He should be on billboards. People should be drinking his soft drink. His face should be tattooed on tramp stamps the world over.

But he is the style-less assassin. An amalgam of all the best cricket technique. Too perfect and correct to be a rock star. He's too appropriate for a rock star. He makes too many correct choices.

Cricket academy leaders the world over have been trying to birth Williamson in cricket test tubes. And here he is. He does it all, simply, without fuss or gimmick. A child could not imitate him any better than they could bring a textbook to life.

He doesn't bring vengeance and pain with the bat, he brings the appropriate action. Then another appropriate action. Then hundreds more. All perfectly planned, brilliantly executed and almost joyless in their execution.

Williamson is a state of the art modern batting machine. An unbeatable cricket cyborg.

>>72048856
I don't know much about the sport, but I have always liked the cricket whites the players wear. It looks so refined and classy.

GOAT MATADOR BBQ CUP GRAND FINAL STARTING AT 9:30am (7hours) NSW VS QLD

No one likes mapleniggers

>>72048646
>let's hit the ball hard lmao
>Ayy let'd through the ball fast
This strawman combined with the mispelling immeadiately invalidate your entire opinion as it shows your complete and utter ignorance of everything about baseball. While we don't know much about cricket we at least don't attempt to demean it and strawman it when they are of equal complexity and strategy.

>>72049062
>when they are of equal complexity and strategy
L M A O
M
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Baseball literally doesn't have a tenth of the depth of cricket, LITERALLY lobotomise yourself right now for having such a STUPID fucking thought

>>72049062
MATADOR BBQ cup final is on today. Please be sure to watch
>>72048829
>>72048786
>>72048742
>>72048695
>>72048474
>>72048411
>>72048382
>>72048348

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Did canada forget to put away the kerosene?
Why the fug do we have so many abbos all of a sudden

>>72048134
It's probably because they know they can't compete with Canadians so they settle for being right wingers and rhd

>>72049136
some autists triggered that baseball is popular decided to invade the hockey-themed thread of this south african deer hunting forum

Daily reminder that cricket and other sports played mainly and only in the commonwealth are not real sports and never will be.

>>72049189
>baseball is popular

just laughed out loud lads

>>72048829
He is a bust

>>72049116
Please watch our sport

>>72049111
I know this is bait but you literally haven't watched a game of baseball if you think its just hit ball as hard as you can/throw as hard as you can. I can't think of a single batter who consistantly follows that philosophy and only one pitcher who does, and that pitcher is Aroldis Chapman who is a fucking wifebeating meme

reminder that matthews has 0 goals against team with a defense

>>72049210
>baseball is not popular

?

KIWIS OUT

>>72049279
Matthews is a meme.

>>72049256
and it doens't have a tenth of the depth of cricket

do I have to repeat everything twice to get it through your seppo mind?

kiss your sister

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>>72049210
>baseball is not popular

>>72049291
why do they wear cages?

Aussies think they're tough """raiding""" us by making 3 posts about cricket.

Should we give them a /hoc/ flavored raid as a payback? ^^ My meme folder is ready.

>>72049314
>>72049295
>>72049285
>>72049279
Who have you got to win?
The NSW blues or the QLD bulls?

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>>72049348
how do I tell the difference between your flag and new zealand without hovering
its really hard

>>72049285
>>72049314
>played in four (4) countries
>all in a small region sans Japan

yeah real popular lads

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ITT

>>72049365
kiwis have red stars

>>72049365
The white star on the left of my flag is absent on the NZ flag
Also NZ has red stars whilst Aus has white stars

>>72049365
right click
open image in new tab
try to work it out from the url

>>72049320
Because they are pussies afraid of getting hit by a ball

The only sport that should wear significant pads is hockey because they beat the shit out of each other, catchers should wear significant dick guards, and umps in baseball should also wear crotch guards. Football players debatably shouldn't but they don't have a choice because he government threatened to ban it unless it was made safer.

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Number of stinky smelly Indians who play hokkei: 0
Number of stinky smelly Indians who play cric: more than 0
I rest my case

>>72049374
ok then
>cricket more popular
?

just did a big fat baseball in the toilet of a fancy resturaunt lads

>>72049365
How do I tell the difference between the USA and Malaysia?

>>72049374
>all in small regions
do a google search nigger

>>72049436
yes, cricket is the second most popular sport in the world

>>72049427
>Number of stinky smelly Indians who play hokkei: 0
lmao
hockey is big in the subcontinent

>>72049476
>>all in small regions
can you point out the post where I said this

oh wait you can't

that's because I didn't

knit your socks

I look forward to your furious reply which I will not be reading

>>72049436
Cricket is actually globally more popular because of India however it is more irrelevant because there are barely any people outside of India who are fans, Australia and New Zealand have barely any people and the Brits let a meme sport overtake cricket.

>>72049427
Hockey is very popular in Pakistan and india

>>72049487
second most popular behind what? let's see some source

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>/cric/ only has 9 unique IPs
>ded as fug
I can see why they wanted to come visit

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wherr i s wiid help?

>>72049521
Kenya
Papua New Guinea
United Arab Emirates
Turk and Caicos Islands
U.S. Virgin Islands
Barbados
Tiwi Islands
Guyana
Jamaica
Jost Van Dyke
Tortola
Virgin Gorda
Anegada
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Martinique
Anguilla
Sint Maarten
Saint Kitts
Nevis
Antigua and Barbuda
Dominica
Montserrat
St Helena
Grenada
Bahamas
Bermuda
Trinidad and Tobago
Afghanistan
Australia
New Zealand
South Africa
Zimbabwe
Bangladesh
India
Pakistan
Sri Lanka
England
Wales
Nambia
Nepal
Bhutan
Scotland
Ireland
Kuwait
Saudi Arabia
Oman
Guernsey
Jersey
Botswana
Nigeria
Samoa
Cook Islands
Fiji
Kiribati
Norfolk Island
Vanuatu
Uganda
Zambia
Ghana

>>72049539
gee maybe soccer
http://www.topendsports.com/world/lists/popular-sport/fans.htm

>>72049531
Why? They have shit tier genetics and will never be any good at it.

why no early matches so far this season

>>72049627
Pakistan LITERALLY dominated it globally for years

go jets!

One thing that absolutely infuriates me is players that get drafted by a team, go play college hockey and play out their rights on the NCAA and go to a different team.
I.e. Wheeler, Vesey, etc

>>72049606
yeah thought it was soccer. anyways my friend, i'm sorry, but cricket looks boring probably is boring and its played by smelly people so i can't into it.

>kangaroos acting like field hockey is important
lel