>>72035641
>köngs
>Pongs
>laffs
>>72035641
>Jesus is my coach
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8
>>72035641
who are those two kids mcjesus is teaching?
>>72036043
kängs
>>72036037
Pulju and Draisital
>>72036096
Pulju is a bust desu
>>72036105
>5 post early
Delete this
>>72036101
shit
>>72036125
>Canadian
"If you wouldn't mind, perhaps you could choke me a bit there, eh?"
>Fixed
Did you know that William Kneelander has the most points on the Leafs since his NHL debut on February 29, 2016 (17 points in 25 games)?
>>72036175
new BASED Sundin confirmed
Is Andrei Svechnikov the next Ovie?
He actually signed with some shitty junior hockey team in my city, gonna go see him play next week
>>72036037
I don't know, they look like ginger kids.
The Weasley twins?
>>72036047
Underrated post
>>72036137
elite
#TavaresWatch
>mention minnesota has no cups
>b-but college and high
school hockey!!
>>72036047
Delet this goyim
>>72036694
>State of hockey
>less cups than multiple Sunbelt teams
Confusing
>>72036462
who are the wings gonna trade to get the svechnikov brothers?
>>72036754
>not even better at collegiate hockey than states that have cups
>tfw undefeated
go jets!!
Rlly makes u think
>only Oilers loss was against the Sabres
>only Sabres win was against the Oilers
Explain this
>>72037181
I really want them to make the playoffs
tired of the same 8 teams being on top
>oilels fans gloating about the first month of the season
sounds about right
>Internet and DNS is all fucky
>Rebooting router, modem, and doing DNS flushes etc fixes nothing
fuck this gay earth desu
>we're undefeated after playing the flames, canes, and sabres
pretty impressive
The leaf.
He starts the war.
He fuels the war.
>>72037278
>ddos attack on major dns company
>muh router isnt working
Americans...
The maple
He begins conflicts
he completes conflicts
>>72037303
Sorry gordo you fat fucking
AUSTIDSDTG
I didn't fucking know Dyn was being DDOS'd because I was outside being productive all morning you pathetic fuckngiag piece of gargbage.
>>72037278
ITS UP
>>72037278
>run a client bridge since there's not cable port in my room
>connection drops for 3 seconds every 10-15 minutes
>weeks of troubleshooting and replacing everything doesn't fix it
makes playing games online awful
>>72037329
Why not just drill a couple holes and run a cable through the walls, m8?
>>72037325
Lmao, stay dumb. Maybe don't complain about your internet problems on a taiwanese textile forum.
>>72037369
Daily reminder that ur a fukcning FAG
>>72037356
Temporary place; just finished my degree and am doing the interview rounds.
Number 1 dealbreaker is a city not having a hokkei team desu
so I'm actually enjoying NHL 17
just can't defend worth shit
>>72037384
>mad
>at a leaf
>>72037278
>American education
>>72037421
As a defender mirror the movement of the puck carrier while skating backwards and if he gets to close poke check him
>>72037424
Remember that time that that leaf got fuckngig executiecd puiblically lmao
>>72037468
Are you already drunk or just too retarded to spell properly?
>>72037468
>third-worlder spouting third graders insult
>amerifat considers this good banter
My synapses couldn't be any more fired up atm lads.
wait, RANDY CARLYLE is the Ducks current coach?
WHAT
WHO LET HIM BACK IN
>>72037699
>You
>>72037726
We're you under a rock the past couple of months?
>>72037297
you forgot the blues.
Mad at our 4-0?
>>72037734
man nylander really let himself go
>>72037734
Wow you really got me there lad. GG.
>>72037740
Remember the last time you started off this good?
Lel
>mfw Vanek might have been one of Detroit's best signings in years
What was with all the complaints over him?
>>72037759
same as he got your mom there last night amirite?
BASED LESOTHO
>>72037739
I dont pay attention to the ducks
why would they do this to themselves
what week will he get fired?
>>72037297
>>72037763
1992. That year was going to be our year too. BUT THIS YEAR IS DIFFERENTER!!! THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR!!!
>>72037297
whats going to happen in 4 years after this gets full?
>>72037779
Because they are stupid and I don't think that they will fire him this season.
>>72037771
He's not good enough for a playoff team. Perfect fit the Wings
>>72037806
>Wings
>not a play-off team
>>72037806
Not good enough for a playoff team, too old for a shit team?
>Eric Staal on pace for 63 points
>hasn't even recorded an assist yet
Why am I so much smarter than you needle dicks?
>>72037805
>I don't think that they will fire him this season.
kek, Canucks might actually get top 3 in the pacific
>>72037823
DESU >we are a fringe team at best atm.
>>72037832
I think they will actually give him an extension lol.
>>72037771
He was literally bought out of his last contract.
Not released, bought out.
Your smile won't last
>>72037846
I wouldn't want to play for the Mild either desu
>>72037859
I wouldn't want to live in Detroit
>flames have given up 21 (TWENTY ONE) goals in 5 games
>Canucks have given up 6, 2 of which scored by their own players
really makes you think
>>72037894
>implying any of the players live in Detroit on their salaries
Wew lad
Enjoying a good beer, watching a movie and waiting for the game. Going to be a pretty good night tbf
>>72038003
good looking man
>>72038003
who you rooting for sven
I need to know who to mock
>>72038013
>Henrik "Duck Dynasty" Zetterberg
>>72038033
Nashville
>>72038003
All the three games today are shit
>>72038048
No, De... Nashville are playing m8 ;)
>>72038048
>Pekka isnt excited to watch national hero Pekka Rinne
>>72038048
>not watching Trashville for inevitable Rinne memeing
lad
>>72038069
Maybe two years ago
>>72038048
You're shit
>>72038003
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
>>72038100
>truck is about to roll and fall off a cliff
accurate representation of the upcoming hongcouver season
Are there even any Hongcouver fans here other than the tripshits?
>>72038131
Maybe. But I'm having fun.
>hinostroza so bad they're dressing a dman as a foward
at least the other young hawks are doing well
>>72038079
>another dutchie
you're the dutch philty fan right?
>>72038127
This friday night
Yeah, we're shitpostin' in /hoc/
And we post too many frogs
Made a new meme but they forgot
>>72038177
Here lad, im white
>>72038191
Is Dave Cameron coaching >your team?
>>72038202
>tfw been up since 11pm last night and only took one 45 minute nap but staying up to watch the game anyway
Same thing I did on Wednesday. Even if I'm barely of sound mind I'm not missing this.
>>72038258
Good for you, since it's a guaranteed win. But why?
>>72038269
Hate missing games. I slept through one of the Florida trips last season and they lost every fucking game. Maybe I'm the opposite of you.
Hmmmmmm
>>72038204
Prove it Li
>>72038278
Sure, but what's up with your sleep schedule?
>>72038289
Really forces you to ponder
>>72038289
Karlsson will win the Norris.
>>72038308
Probably a tweaker
>>72038308
The weather has me messed up. One night it was 76 degrees after a full week of 40-50 degree days. Since I moved into this house I didn't need a fan once but that night I couldn't sleep because it was too damn hot. Typical Northern Michigan shit.
>>72038324
>tfw nothing to tweak
>>72038335
Oh, that sucks. Hopefully you'll be able to get a good sleep after the game at least. At some point your body has to say enough.
should I try-out for my local hockey team?
keep in mind that I have never played it and can't really skate. want to play goaltender
>>72038426
>keep in mind that I have never played it and can't really skate. want to play goaltender
If it worked for Craig Anderson, it could work for you.
>>72038426
Yes. Just get big pads and you'll be the king of the rink :^)
>winnik lost a piece of his ear and kept playing
ELITE
>>72038426
>playing goaltender is easy
Nice meme
>>72038568
never said it was easy, just want to try that since I really can't skate for shit
Dale Weise suspended 3 games for checking. You just can't do that in ice soccer.
>>72038583
>the philadelphia suspensions
So I'm trying to answer this skill testing question for a chance to win $1,000,000, but I can't seem to figure it out.
"What rhymes with ganucks bar unblableated?"
Anyone got a clue?
>>72038611
@72038611
Post butt tbhfamilia.
>>72038611
"Trucks star unrepeated?" That makes no sense.
>>72038577
you need to skate fast for the bench when delayed penalty
>>72038577
Learn to skate then
Kippers' shitposting is getting worse and worse. I wonder how low it can possibly go.
>>72038635
keep feeding >her yous and we'll find out
>chiraq - lumbus
>sprinklepups - a literal car in the arena
>inbred yokels - detoilet
just fuck my friday up
>next 5 canuck games are against garbage teams
>there's another week of tripfag shitposting ahead
>>72038737
>Sens
>Garbage
When >we end their fraudulous winning streak, don't even try to apologize.
which game should i watch /hoc/?
>>72038844
Yotes tbH
>>72038844
Detroit - Nashville
>a fucking car
relocation when?
>>72038762
>Getting blown the fuck OUT by >us
>Ever being relevant
Wew
>>72037275
It's all we have
Mark Lazerus Verified account
@MarkLazerus
#Blackhawks lines:
Motte-Toews-Panik
Panarin-Anisimov-Kane
BRIAN CAMPBELL-Schmaltz-Hartman
Rasmussen-Kruger-Tootoo
Uh. Lel?
>>72038917
they're taking this "4th forward" meme a little too far
>>72038924
HOLY LEL
LOOK AT THAT FROG DOING A JIG
>>72038924
lmao look at that fuckkin frog
shit... i thought we had a game tonight!
>tfw golden generation is unfolding before you all and there is nothing you can do about it
>>72038966
I thought you were told to shut the fuck up
>The Toronto Maple Laughs
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
>>72038990
Be jealous. We're the greatest hockey franchise in history. We will lift the cup THIS season.
>>72038990
>the neighborhood of Toronto
what is this hairstyle called?
>>72039030
Business up front, orgy in the back.
lmao luís dominguez sucks
>>72038762
>sens
>anything else but garbage
worst team in the league lmaoo
>rags
>>72039089
Personally I find the Flames to be the worst team in the league.
how long before columbus wins a game?
>>72039127
100 years
>>72039127
a few hours desu
>chiraq
>>72039161
>>72039161
>>72039161
>shithawks
KEK
>>72039030
hockey hair/business cut compromise
BOBROVSKI
>>72039161
How did you know?
>>72039227
>given up 10 PP goals in less than 5 games
I'm a wizard
>>72039227
shithawks pk is bottom of the league. by a lot
>>72038852
i agree with this
lol at isles
Holy shit the negrohawks look fucking awful
60 seconds of shit goaltending tbph
>>72039317
i'm so ready to see their franchise fall apart
>tfw scratched Halak in fantasy cause I thought the yotes wil lhave a big game
>>72039009
can you shut up and just enjoy the young guns
>Wings game on Rogers Sportsnet tonight with Detroit feed
>No crawl on bottom of screen just like on cuckcenter live
>I get to watch in 720p
Nice.
>pay for (((NHL.tv))) app
>they still blackout NHL channel games
Don't know why I fell for this fucking Jewry two years in a row
>>72039341
>Finally, I thought, Halak is poised for a big year after the WCOH
>fell for the meme AGAIN
fucking halak, why is he a sieve. can nyi just figure out defense
Is Halak a meme?
>>72039362
https://www2.unotelly.com/
Get this, it bypasses the blackouts. Has a free trial but it is a paid service. Just need to change your DNS server and you're set. They give you instructions if you've never done it before.
where did all these white people in detroit's crowd come from?
>unironically paying to watch hackey
>>72039383
The suburbs.
>>72039393
>not supporting your team
Reminder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4vEst6br1g&feature=youtu.be
>using that botnet
wew
e
w
>>72039415
What botnet?
I would appreciate it if you would take your time to answer this poll, if you haven't already.
Thanks in advance.
Are you
Team Laine
or
Team Puljujärvi?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11472985
Why do the perds wear those piss jugs for helmets now?
>>72039408
DELET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjZoHuxSvRM
This guy pisses ME OFF, why is he YELLING all the time FUC
>>72036101
>5million
>>72039432
Gotta vent out that >laffs fan frustration
>>72039424
for branding
Reminder that Vanek only got bought out of a ridiculous 7.5 USD contract because chuck fletcher was dumb enough to offer him that much
Reminder chuck fletcher thinks loading your team with Finnish midgets is the key to success in the National Hockey League
>state of hockey
>finnesota
Pick neither and live a happy life
>>72039432
pekka, its just a blogger
>>72039432
Why are you even watching his videos if he annoys you?
>>72039453
This. Vanek is completely worth the 2.8 he makes on Detroit.
It was an obvious choice to buyout Vanek for Min, but only because they gave him a fucking stupid amount of money.
>>72039428
>>72036462
The Nolan Patrick of 2018 desu senpai
>>72039472
>>72039432
If you didn't notice the trend with youtube, being loud and annoying brings success regardless of the quality.
>>72039469
Mike Milbury kept saying he had a "terrible year" in 2015-2016 Wednesday smmfh
>>72039472
gib trouba
>a fucking axe
>>72039478
that's a rare laine
>>72039485
>>72039493
no
>Tfw werenski is elite
>>72039408
Thank you for delivering.
>>72039509
>>72039453
Top quality post 10/10
Best part is where Finland is shit and should be genocided off the face of the earth.
>>72039487
Lmfao Milburys a fuckwit, but if you're rating his year in relation to his contract then yes, he had a 'terrible year'. If we get 18 goals and 23 assists on the third line for 2.8 then I'm more than happy.
>>72039517
do I drop provorov and pick up werenski instead? how gud will he be
>Detroit
>10 SOG in 7 minutes
Is this real life?
>>72039523
>>72039408
Also, make mongol warrior pt2 with Pulju rapping in Caggiula's car
>>72039538
Mickey: '10 shots on goal, thats unusual'
>look at chi v cbj boxcar
>jack johnson getting top line minutes
KEK
>>72039508
wings vs preds
>>72039528
HES got 3 points in 3 games two are goals
>nashville is winning the cup!
>can't even score on the emaciated wongs
wew
e
w
>>72039548
Are the Red Wings, dare I say it, slightly above mediocre?
>>72037421
>just can't defend worth shit
They make it harder every game. At one point, I think 14 or 15, they pretty much made it impossible to play the body because they must have thought the NHL no longer allows it (I wonder where they got that idea). But sales went way down that game, so they made hitting better the next game/update.
They are basically trying to walk the line between making it easy enough for little kids to have fun when they play older smarter players (so no defence/randomness you can't control except with glitch playing) and making it more "realistic" so that if you play like the best team did last year you will do well. But it still uses a shit ton of randomness instead of relying on your timing and positioning. Star players will walk right through you (literally through you and your stick) just because their star players, where as a non-star player actually would be hit or the puck poked away.
>>72039582
i'm starting to think nashville isn't gonna be as good as everyone thought
>>72039478
just went and got a bunch of rare Laine's
>12 mutual friends
tfw Calgary Flames are shit but not shit enough to get a good pick
>>72039646
Burke is like the Trump of the hockeyverse.
Not gonna lie, props to Laine for matching his shirt and shades.
Slick as fuck.
>>72039681
Yeah, and the moped car and driving gloves match with his sexuality
I guess I'll drop these
>>72039704
Man, puberty was cruel to ole' Pat
>>72039646
>Monahan
>Bennet
>Tkachuk
Plus the mighty midget, that's a pretty good core in about 2 years
>>72039728
Bennett is garbage. Monahan and Gaudreau are okay but nothing you can't find on any team in the league.
>>72037468
>not as strong that as the
>lesotho in charge of banter
Josi is a handsome hunk and very talented
Who will win the Fart Boss trophy this year?
>>72037846
>bought out by the Mild
I think your missing some context here:
>Ryan Suter, 7.5mil exp 2025
>Zach Parise, 7.5mil exp 2025
>Mikko Koivu, 6.7mil exp 2018
>Jason Pominville, 5.6mil exp 2019
>Devan Dubnyk, 4.3mil exp 2021
>Jared Spurgeon, 5.2mil exp 2020
>Eric Staal, 3.5mil exp 2019
This team is known for making bad contracts. Apparently, they felt Staal would help them more than Vanek, which makes sense considering what they have down the middle. They only have about 400grand left in cap space this season, so they really needed the extra space that Vaneks 2.5mil contract afforded. But they will be really fucked next season when they have to find extra space to re-sign Grandlund (though he shouldn't be making much more than he already is, 3mil), Haula (deserves 3-4mil), Niederreiter, and Zucker. Who will they buy out next? Pomminville? Dubnyk? One of the giant two?
Can Mike Hoffman speak German?
>>72039767
Werenski
send help
>>72039807
I'll give you a pylon for free.
>>72039795
I believe that's Herr Hoffman to you, la
I heard the mod/janitor was being an assdamaged SJW faggot piece of shit and banning people this week.
gb2/redderp you sad sack of Tumblr trash
also
>laffs
>>72039777
>haula deserves 4mil
ahahahahah what the fuck are you smoking. The guy was scratched before korpikoski in world cup.
Pate apparently wasn't a big kid, just grew late. Räsänen on the right is the same age and grew to be 6'0.
>>72039442
actually 5.75 million
best free agent signing of the summer, you'll see
>>72038191
well they played so many young players and prior farm players that they were bound to miss the mark on a couple of them. But I'm surprised he didn't stay up and instead put Tootoo on waivers. He's played less than 8min every game
>getting outshot 23-18 by da bloo caskets
holy shit the hawks are in the basement
head's up bro
https://twitter.com/HockeyWebCast/status/789576872715816961
How is he so good?
>>72038426
Yes. Goalies are always needed.
>>72039852
because he should be good against the juniors he will be playing next week.
>>72039883
If he's so elite then why are the Canes being relocated? Checkmate.
>>72038583
I normally take the side of the checker, but that was clearly an illegal hit. He left his feet and made contact with the head, he may have also been aiming for it.
>>72039732
>That hat
>That face
He knew he was balding since he was a kid, no wonder he shakes it off so easily know
>blackcocks
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The era of the Blackhawks is over.
>>72039877
he's scored two beautiful goals and been a monster penalty killer
he's here for the season, Jonne
>chicongo is literally losing to the >JACKETS
Are the Shitcongo Blackcocks still elite?
>getting btfo by tortellini and the hue jaskets
Quads confirm Chicago is shit again. Forever this time.
>>72038611
kek this is the only funny cantpucks post
>>72039999
>>72039999
shiiiiiiiit
How quick will the Isles win the cup of they sack the crap?
>>72039998
Pulju busted, Artturi is now the Finn with the grin.
>>72039883
enigma
>>72039999
>>72039998
With Finns you win.
>>72039728
>Tkachuk
He should be in the minors instead of having his confidence destroyed playing on that shit team right now. Who the fuck is he suppose to look up to? Better off letting him be a dominate force in junior, then letting him lead the team in a couple of years. Axe the midget sometime in between.
Fuck off Finland.
>>72040040
>if
>>72039999
Don't worry, we'll keep them out of the postseason.
>>72039999
The brightest timeline confirmed
>>72039999
You sneaky canadian!
>>72039999
>>72040050
Too bad he's a Hab and will never see anything good happen in his career. At least until he gets traded.
dumping /hoc/-related webms
>>72040067
Finnesota strong
>>72039999
Kane to Buffalo when?
>>72039999
Oh boi
>>72040070
sorry, if >we suck you have to, too
>>72040088
>>72039819
>3-4mil
Glad you can somewhat read english though. But 4mil was if he tests FA because Wild can't give him 3mil, which he does deserve (plays 15min a game, wins faceoffs, produces ~.35p/g). A team will give him 4mil if he tests FA, or at least 3 or 3.5 mil. Especially if he repeats last years stats or does better.
GOOD GOAL GET FUCKED PERDS
>>72039837
I watched a little bit of the last game. He is too slow to be a difference maker. He can only contribute if other players around him do the leg work and he just waits for the puck to come to him.
>>72040121
>>72040088
Oh shit wrong webm.
>>72039999
WEW LADS
E
W
L
A
D
S
>>72040088
>>72040132
There is a game thread m8
>>72039508
>>72039999
Can't wait for the inevitable trading of star players for draft picks. Keith to Edmonton when?
>hawks are the new leafs
fug
I think the canucks pulled a space jam on them and stole all the talent
>>72040121
Accurate, desu
>>72040144
>he can only contribute if other players around him do the leg work and he just waits for the puck to come to him
I don't know what fucking Radulov you've been watching. He's been one of the most dominant forwards on the ice in each of his games, constantly creating chances. He's like Jagr, not the fastest guy by any stretch (though his speed is by no means bad), just incredibly strong and hard to take off the puck.
>>72040194
Omark is a straight up memer
Pekka Rinne is elite and WILL win the Vezina trophy this year
>>72040205
>shows his only goal/point in 4 games
>12 PIM in 4 games
>still the same shit player that kept on failing in Nashville
Yeah, no. Just be glad the Frogs only signed him for 1 year.
>signing bonus of 3mil
>not in it just for the money
>female hockey "fans"
am I right?
Flamesfag here, I have a couple of questions.
Who the fuck is the GM?
Who the fuck is the coach?
Who the fuck is the goalie?
>>72040232
He plays on a line with Tomas Plekanec and Artturi Lehkonen. All three of them are strong two-way players and as a result have been getting primarily defensive minutes. Rad will get hot soon.
>>72040238
A new guy
A new guy
A new guy
>>72040238
The answer to all three is Brian Burke, a retard.
>>72040234
Amazing.
Time2
>rags
>>72040255
Yo fuck those exploding trees.
Guys, please take a couple of seconds and watch these happy fukkin oinkers
these habs webms fucking suck
>>72040247
It's really something else to see the delusion from this prespective. As an Oiler fan, I'm use to wanting to believe _____ player is a great player and things will be different this year, but at some point you just have to be honest with yourself senpai.
Plekanec has been a "good two way player" for how long now? Has that helped Montreal be successful?
Lehkonen is a fucking unproven rookie, so just stop with that delusional nonsense.
Radulov is doing this for the money and will be gone after this year, back to the KHL. It's telling that he signed in Montreal at 2.75mil with signing bonus of 3mil for 1 season. If nobody else was willing to give him a better deal, I'd say it's pretty obvious the Frogs were desperate and over paid the market value.
>>72040327
>>72040234
Funny. I would have went with Californian hockey "fans"
>>72040315
I heard from some of my boys back in Russia that the FSB had quite a few questions for Markov after this. He explained that Québécois culture rubbed off on him.
>>72040135
He dead?
>>72040332
Plekanec has been a defensively responsible 50-60 pt centre for a decade now. What the fuck else do you want out of your 2nd line centre?
>Radulov is only in it for the money
Except he literally took less money and term than he'd have made in the KHL or even another NHL team to come and play for the Habs.
>CSKA would have offered him 7 mil
Can the Yotes please beat the >rags?
Never forget Montreal is a beta city.
Subban is so overrated
He's only so overhyped because he's black
>>72040332
>Has that helped Montreal be successful?
Since the Oilers were last in the playoffs, the Habs have made 7 appearances, including 2 Eastern Conference finals while Plekanec has been in the lineup. I don't know what you consider success, seeing as your team hasn't even had a sniff at it in a decade.
>>72040367
>Yotes winning
nah
>>72040238
>GM
Brad Treliving, former assisstant GM to the Yotes...
>coach
Glen Gulutzan, former John Broph Trophy winner, former head coach of Dallas Stars, and most recently, former assisstant coach to the Canucks.
>goalie
Uh, good question. Overpaid Elliot has been outplayed by underpaid Johnson. So Johnson?
>>72040350
Pretty sure it wasn't the kissing they had a problem with, so much as who he was trying to kiss, if you catch my meaning.
BLACK
>>72040443
man
MAN
>>72040366
>What the fuck else do you want out of your 2nd line centre?
Does he make the players around him better?
>he literally took less money and term than he'd have made in the KHL
Believing anything that comes out of Russia. They were just trying to raise his market value you dumb Frog.
>>72040405
>no cups
>wasted attempts
They are on their last legs for making a run and might have just fucked themselves for good by trading Subban for Weber. Have fun being irrelevant in a few years.
>>72040436
>>72040492
Don't be like that Buff, you know it to be true. Russians are the most racist of whites.
>get to watch the habs continue to absolutely dominate the Bruins as usual
It's the simple pleasures. Can't wait to see the masshole but they when Radulov scores on ra5k
>>72040488
>Does he make the players around him better?
Yes?
>Believing anything that comes out of Russia. They were just trying to raise his market value you dumb Frog.
This is new information that came out after the signing. Another NHL team, Detroit I believe, also offered him two years.
But you know, whatever fits your narrative. It's been four fucking games and you're already writing off Radulov having barely seen him play. I suppose you think the Oilers are making the playoffs too.
>>72040512
>Can't wait to see the masshole but they when Radulov scores on ra5k
>>72040488
Radulov turned down a 2yr contract from Detroit with a higher AAV to go to the Habs
>Habs improve roster significantly
>Everyone scrambles to pretend they're not contenders
That's a great sign. Allez Montreal :)
>>72040534
Woops. Butthurt not but
>>72040528
>But you know, whatever fits your narrative
Could say the same about you. Where do these stories come from? Who benefits from them? Could it not be that the Frogs management want their fans to believe that Radulov was this hot product that everyone wanted, but he signed in Montreal for less because he wanted to? Calling bullshit. Why the fuck would anyone do that?
>lets go hawks chant is the loudest thing all night at columbus
get it together jackets
>>72040567
He signed for less because he wants to win a cup ;)
>>72040557
Right. Because Radulov made the Preds "contenders" too. That's right, I remember now how he joined them at the trade deadline and they went on to win the cup, or was it a first round exit? Shit, both sound so plausible now.
>>72040582
>he wants to win a cup
Signs for 1 year with Montreal, because he wants to win a cup? Wow, I really hope it works out this year...
>>72040591
That preds roster is not comparable to the current habs roster. Your trolling is weak and laughable. Just knowing how triggered people are when the habs are good makes the hate so easy to withstand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumla_Hockey
What did they mean by this?
>>72040612
He signed one year so he isn't exposed to the expansion draft. Bergevin is a sneaky fuck
>>72039999
Canada is now the best /hoc/ poster. Sorry Kiwi, you've been displaced.
>>72039999
Czech'ed
>>72040625
>the current habs roster.
More delusion. Just because you think the habs have a better roster, doesn't mean they do. Your suffering from fan bias. You will learn the truth soon enough.
>>72040567
>Calling bullshit. Why the fuck would anyone do that?
Because they're a good team with a lot of other Russians and he played in QC in Junior. Just shut the fuck up while you still have some dignity.
>>72040650
>This projection
Yes clearly I'M the one with a bias. Kek
>>72040640
>Radulov
>a target in the expansion draft
HAHA, no. Las Vegas wouldn't waste cap space on that train wreck. He signed for 1 season because he knows he won't live up to his market value, and teams are afraid that's true.
>>72040661
Yeah you tell em'
Larkin
5GP
0 G
1 A
-5 +/-
Fucking lmao wongnigs actually thought he was good
>>72040664
>Yes clearly I'M the one with a bias.
Uh, yeah. Glad we see eye to eye.
>>72040661
This season is going to be great. Can't wait to see all the BTFO'd Montreal fans once their Fin meme gets sent down and they are struggling to compete in the Atlantic.
Daily reminder that au/sp/ owns /hoc/
>>72040688
It is called a sophomore slump. Also, Larkin should not have been moved to center.
Mark Lazerus Verified account
@MarkLazerus
The #Blackhawks have given up 11 power-play goals this season. No other team has given up more than six.
WEW
LAD
>be a lonely, shit quality troll
>Desperately project your insecurities over Montreal's objective quality
>Think that anyone is falling for your ebin tricks
I have to stop laughing at the developmentally delayed
>>72040712
>crawford
>>72040709
Its called hes a fucking bust lmao you dont know shit about hockey
>>72040739
crow is .975 at ES desu
not his fault
>>72040745
Tell me, which team that hasn't won a cup in well over two decades are you a fan of?
>finnish goaltending
>be a delusional Frog fan
>literally believe Radulov makes your team better
>so hopeful some Finnish twink is a legit top 6 NHL player
>completely ignore how your best dman wanted out of the shit show that is Montreal
>repeat the same delusional thought season after season
>don't expect others to call you on your shit
I should stop working so hard to wake these Frogs up.
>>72040777
leafs. maybe if you watched us youd understand what prospects that arent busts look like
>>72040789
Dont even try to reason with frogs. It cant be done
>larkin scrapping
wew
>>72040712
>build your forward group with manlet prospects
>expect to have a good pk
Toews can't do everything by himself.
is it our year?
>chicongos penalty kill is 47.1%
wew lad
>>72040839
habbening
>>72040796
Nice.
>can't convert PP
>can't PK
wew
gonna be a fun year
>Getting your shit pushed in by Larkin
>sell out crowd at the joe
>looks like a panthers game
wew
e
w
>>72040902
Them corporate seats
lmao weber is a bitch boy
>>72040928
What corporations are even left?
>>72040946
Prisons
>>72040946
The automotive industry, all the suppliers to the automotive industry, bunch of other shit too. Metro Detroit is more than just the inner city. I know you know that and are just feigning ignorance.
>>72040946
There's a couple law firms, consulting firms... someone needs to be an underwriter for all the new government bonds.
>>72040958
Do they feed inmates hot and readys? They seem like prison food
>>72040946
crack dealers
newports
spray paint
body bag factories
F I N N I S H G O A L T E N D I N G
>this worstern conference night
Lmao
>Trashville
lmao
>>72039999
>subban in charge of not being a faggot
more like tennespee
abdelkader is a fucking racist
>the western conference is so bad that even the lowly, pathetic, bottom feeding Blue Jackets were able to beat the Blackhawks
>>72041086
Abdul Q'dir, the Prophet pbuh, is not a man who can accept a wide range of world views.
>>72041080
perds are powerplay babbys
Perds r rattled
>>72036037
>McJesus
Inb4 he kills himself crashing into the boards...
>this Detroit 5 on 3
Maybe Nashville should pull the goalie?
>>72041220
kek
>perds
>trashville
>finnish goaltending
>the neighborhood of the Nashville PPredators
>the dilapidated shantytown of Nashville
>the green apple two step
My favorite players are Draisaitle, Corey Schneider, and Sam Reinhart
pooville trashtown
>mfw montreal won the trade
>predophiles
>>72041284
nAZI
Music shitty
The west is really shitty this season.
My name is Pekka and my favourite hockey player are lasse kukkonen, joni pitkänen, jussi jokinen, aleksander barkov, jesse puljujärvi, rasmus ristolainen, patrik laine, sebastian aho and pekka rinne
>>72041284
Are you a proud German ubermensch?
>>72041329
>no love for perki perkeleinen
>>72041327
>people would brag about the west just a few years ago
>predaniggers
>>72041327
>led by emonton and hongcouver
meme conference
>>72041359
that's clearly a dallas fatn
>>72041363
it doesn't snow in texas
the preds are so bad at 5 on 5 and good on the power play its the total opposite of last year.
>>72041360
mcdavid and his troops are going to open the mouths of every single leastern team and unload massive amounts of diarrhea into them while simultaneously jerking off into their eyes
>reddithawks
>>72041387
calm down there, buckaroo, you'll take your fifth overall pick and bust on that
>>72041396
at least they got cups desu
I'll ride out this basement trip citing past successes, like all the garbage canadian teams
>>72041417
>reddithawks
>>72041417
TEH BREAD MAN
>>72041428
are you that guy who gets super triggered anytime anyone posts hawks stuff?
>>72041417
>2015
>>72041435
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.
DOES THE BLACKHAWKS LOGO HAVE FUCKING SEMEN ON HIS FACE?
HOLY SHIT
>tfw so tired you can't even write a shitpost properly
>>72041435
>reddithawks
>>72041457
no i think its injun face paint
>>72041469
so, injun and whiteman semen?
what makes you so upset at the hawks?
is it cup envy?
>>72041500
mocking ≠ envy
>>72041500
It's the fact that the Hawks always beat his faggot team (pedosota mild)
>>72041500
Why would anybody be upset at a basement team?
>>72041567
No clue family.
All I know is part of /hoc/ gets irrationally mad anytime they're mentioned.
>reddithawks "fans"
Guys what sites you use to check the scores? Can't stand this piss tier nhl.com layout.
>>72041595
lmfao. must've never seen their team have a dynasty. feels good knowing we had the last one and no one will touch it.
>>72041601
LEEEEEEEEEEEEL how bad will that number drop this year?
>>72041615
nhl.com/scores
if you are from below the mason dixon line you are not and NEVER will be a true hockey fan
fuck off back to your handegg
>>72041616
Oilers fan?
>>72041601
>winnipeg (atlanta)
fucking kek
GOD DAMN PEKKA
You fucking Finnish shit. Why did I fall for this meme. I could've had montoya
SEATTLE WHEN
>>72041655
after QC
AKA NEVER
>>72041655
>dubs of determination
>>72041615
Just Google nhl scores.
>>72041662
>Quebec City and not an American market
THIS IS WHAT CANUCKFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
>>72041643
pekka was pretty good despite the score
if he wasnt playing the score would be much worse.
>>72041655
Never, we're stuck with Vancouver forever
ripip
>>72041615
tsn.ca/nhl
They also had a good article on Ziyat Paigin the other day
>Chiraq
WEW
>>72041687
>VAN/SEA RIVALRY
MAKE IT SO
>>72041662
>>72041677
Quebec will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER get another team
>>72040696
>can't wait to see all the BTFO'd Montreal fans once their Fin meme gets sent down
To where? They can only send him back to Sweden, and nothing about his play so far suggests he'll get sent back. Therrien loves the kid.
>>72041620
This
>mfw sunbelt cucks don't even know which way they shoot
>>72041681
So it wasn't the goalie that dropped me 4 points, it was his team.
I feel much better now.
>>72041712
did you watch the game he was good he gave up goals but it wasnt on him. one goal id say was on him.
>>72041703
>Rivalry
>Implying the Sounders just don't laugh at the Shitcaps
wew
>>72041710
>mfw I, a sunbelt fan, could STILL whoop that ass up and down the ice
>>72041724
LMFAO
gets me every time
>>72041724
Post your skates with a time stamp then :^]
Canada, why does Regina produce so many NHLers?
Detroit Red Wings
>>72041755
last modern dynasty desu
>>72041762
>forgetting about Chicago
>>72041755
>RAD WANGS
>>72041771
only 3 versus kongs 2, and look at the beaners now
not a dynasaty
t. hawks fan
>>72041771
>2.5
>no b2b
>dynasty
>>72041771
>loving BlackCocks
>>72041771
>chiraq
>dynasty
THIS
>>72041810
DOES
>>72041771
>Chiraq fans are so desperate to be like their better opposite that they even think they're Dynasty status
LMAO
>>72041777
>trips of destruction
let's be real tho the islels had the best dynasty of all time
>4 in a row
unreal
>>72041827
Chicago would have just as many cups of they played in the leastern conference line the Wings do
lel
>>72041848
not a finnish ip, not intersted
>>72041845
>blaming the conference
Fuck off
>>72041845
> play western teams in regular season
> must beat the best western team to win the cup
Get the fuck out of here
>>72041859
>>72041877
Fucking kek you are so gullible. Thanks for the (You)s
>>72041897
> just pretending