/hoc/

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cute pigs, check this one too

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SECOND FOR PULJU

/cric/

>Kings' Zatkoff helped off ice at practice during practice with apparent injury

Who will the Kings start now?

>>72053456
me desu

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>>72053403
smuk puppies shouldn't be forgotten either.

>>72053494
I apologize for derailing this thread with actual hockey discussion.

>>72053789
budaj would start
they only have like 3 options to trade
based bryz, pavelkek, or find someone willing to give up their backup

>>72053717
>raggots

This thread gave me CTE.

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Pick 'em /hoc/

http://sebastianahofanpage.tumblr.com/

>>72053358
good piks

>>72057987
>tumblr

Why is the autism always the most intense there?

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CHERRY TIME BITCHES

>rags

pens/preds thread or nah?

>>72060900
Just take a shit, it'll be like you're there in the locker room

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOwAvW1CIJs

Laptop needs updated

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>>72060991
>stealing my entire scooter post
wewlad

i hope don cherry dies soon

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>>72061030
I hadn't seen it posted in awhile

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>>72061076
>mfw don is immortal
>mfw don conquers finland

>>72061076
same

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>>72061102
it's okay scooterpal

>>72061076
this desu. old faggot doesn't have anything good to say but MUH STRONK ONTARRIA BOIS

>>72061137
[sadly scooters]

is there a webm of this?

What a goal by Ovechkin

>>72061150
Forgot pic

https://twitter.com/the_loogan/status/786718285018570753/video/1

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>>72061076
>fingolian """opinions"""

laine's hairline goes back another inch now

Even the ten day old corpse of cherry would know more about hockey than every faggot mongol or edgy amerifat ITT

>wild draft a Swedish forward
>he scores in his first game
Were Finns a mistake?

>>72061191
laine = overhyped bust

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Stick still got that sparkle on the penalty shot.

I don't know if flame will make plays offs anymore

>>72061198
I like Don though.

>>72061198
t. ontario boy

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>>72053358

>>72061234
I think we have established that Finnish people are basically walking abortions and would be euthanized in a just world

>>72061076
don cherry is one of the most based men alive

Preds PP can't be contained

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>>72061259
i don't think the flames were ever interested in the playoffs

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>mfw everyone is obsessed with Finland

mentionings

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>>72061659

Faggot kys

I'm Todd McLellan. Every time a Fin posts I'm sitting Jesse for a game.

>>72053438
this

The New York Rangers

>tfw no >rags

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>>72061893
Fuck off Woodcroft I know it's you

don't make me tell Bob

>Broons

Kneelander with a beauty
It's really a shame knowing the laffs will throw their lead late in the 3rd

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>>72061291
good times

t. the pig poster

laine is retarded
hope they send him to ahl

fucking vesey

>The shanty town of DC

>>72062111
v. rude

>>72062104
Summer 2015 was peak /hoc/ It's all been downhill from there.

>>72062111
I can't figure you finns out

admirable digits though

>>72062176
they just like memeing

Why is Andersen so bad?
He's making >danish goaltending a possible meme

>>72062191
no. i really really hate him.
just cant stand him and his ugly face.

>hall
how many open nets does this faggot need

>>72062089
He's in my team so good

>>72062266
You don't win with wingers

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>cones
fuck my life lads

>>72062384
believe in bean?

>>72062308
unless the wingers name is Laine

>>72062384
gibe faulk so one of >us can be good

>>72062416
i believe in nothing. nothing can save this shitty team

>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS

>>72062384
>dat Aho

https://www.nhl.com/video/staal-finishes-nordstroms-feed/t-282910698/c-45569803

>>72062487
enjoy relocation

>>72062511
anywhere but quebec is fine with me

>broons

Again

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Wew lad.

>>72061499
It would be nice if the refs stopped giving them so many opportunities. Could it be that Bettman really wants Nashville to win a cup?

>>72062694
Nashville Montreal final would be hella dope. PK scores the OT winning goal in game 7 and Montreal burns to the ground.

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>>72062170
it's fine, hopefully we will get some Trump memes for four years

>>72062266
>le skate fast down the wing cut to the hashmarks and saucer pass to the outlet winger man

>>72062434
>>72062384

Faulk for Nugent-Hopkins + 2016 1st + Fayne

>>72061893
Hey Todd. I'm a good ol sask farm boy. I haven't played yet this season but I use to play 3rd line for the La Ronge Ice Wolves. Think I could step in for Pulju?

preds lookin good even if 5 guys are playing cause they got food poisoning cause they used flint water with their chicken soup.

>>72062848
I think Flint water would cause renal failure and not simple mudbutt.

>>72062717
>Radulov gets knocked out first game by ex-teammate Pekka Rinne, "I just really hate that guy, always acting like he's hot shit"
>Weber (shea) kills Weber (yanik) with a slapshot in game 3, he will not be charged with anything
>In game 5 with Nashville behind 3-1 in the series, Carrie Underwood steps up sings the national anthem, leading the Preds to a comeback
>Game 7, Lehkonen is knocked the fuck out by Pekka Rinne when he tries to screen him, Pekka is taken out of the game, game eventually goes to OT, Preds given a pp after Weber is caught calling PK a Nigger, PK scores game winner

>>72062763
Nah,

Faulk for RNH + Fayne + 2nd rnd pick + prospect Ethan Bear

>>72063142
That would be glorious.

>>72061259
Not with Smelliot in gial they sure as fuck won't. Why don't they just send him back to the minors?

/cric/

>>72062763
>Oilmemes trying to trade

I remember for a week you dumb needledicks were saying you were getting Subban for Hall and you cackled when I said Dumba + 1st

>>72062791
>La ronge

Fuck you

Let's go cubs

>>72063142
all plausible

>>72063323
>boreball

Fuck off

>>72063323
>spic swing

>avs

>>72063260
Dumba is a slightly more offensive version of Nurse. (not even being racist here). He is not worth any of our young forwards except maybe Eberle, even with a 1rst rnd pick.

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>this Florida game

>state of hockey
>no cups
Is this some sort of joke? This would be like if Florida existed in a state of perpetual darkness

DEAR ALL 3 CANADIANS WHO TOOK THE SHARKS IN THEIR PICK 'EM LAST THREAD

SMELL

>OUR

COLLECTIVE

NUTS

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>the barren wasteland of colorado

Uh the Leafs might be good guys

What's gonna happen with Pavelec?
Extend with Jets or (possibly) sign Kongs?
No Quick = No Playoffs for the Kongs desu

>>72063774
Quick sucks tho

>two (2) even strength goals by the Preds

this is allowed?

>losing to the laffs
lmfao

>>72063771
They have three lines that can score. Makes it tough to play against.

Blackhawks are also basicaly a 1 line team now. So theres that. Any team out there with at least two good lines seems to be able to keep up with the Laffs, who have shit defense.

HAHAH FUCK THE CAPS

>shorks

>>72063578
What a dogshit comparison

Is Vesey elite?

>>72060120
>>72060139
>>72060142
>>72060168
>they thought the shorks would win

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>>72063655
HELL YEAH BROTHA

>crapitals
>losing to the raggots

>>72064382
>>72063655
This. What a bunch of silly posters

why couldnt the fucking craps just beat the >rags. fucking FAGGOTS now >my team is going to sink to 6th metro

fuck the caps and fuck ovi i hope he never gets a cup

>>72064368
>he over values Dumba
Why? If Dumba was as good as you think he is, then why isn't Minnesota the top team in the West? Because they'd have Suter, Brodin, Spurgeon, and Dumba. Arguably the best top 4 in the West, considering all three are better than Dumba, and if Dumba is amazing, then obviously the 4 of them would be great.

>Poo jackets can't even score without refs

FUCK THE POO JACKETS

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Joining in

>Pulju

>>72064382
>no one had rangers over capitals
why? That one was pretty obvious with the way the rags have been playing this season. don't let your biases get in the way m8s.

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YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR TEAM IS ON A 4 GAME WIN STREAK OR HIGHER.

>>72062266
>tfw jinxed it

Chicago really needs to change their goal horn. It's like a fucking discount Boston horn.

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>yfw James Russel Howard III has a 0.985 SV%

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>>72064658

>>72064689
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BINNY THIS IS ON YOU AND KOIVU

>>72061076
Wtf? I hate Finland now

>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS

>laffs
oh man

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our year

>>72064737
it's almost impressive at this point

>babbycuck can't even teach the leavs to hold a lead

>>72064706
Please please please please please trade him before the deadline Holland. Maybe LA can give >us a really good defenseman in exchange.

Flyers are ELITE
HOLY SHIT LETS FUCKING GO

>Devlels
>having to take a game to overtime

PUSSY ASS FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELVES YOU meh ASS TEAM

>L4FFS
>L4FFS
>L4FFS

HOW DO THEY DO IT

Is Vesey better than Crosby?

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>Atkinson
A SHIT

>Hartnell
A SHIT

>Bjorkstrand
A SHIT

>Jenner
A SHIT

>Anderson
A SHIT

Fuck the Poo-jackets
Stars will bounce back and win it

>>72064948
please win. i hate the stars but i need them to win

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>>72064706
>tfw Lack and Ward

Save >us Wingsbros, take Pesce or Fleury or one of your castoffs. I'm fucking begging at this point

Only way this night could be better after the Detroit game and >laffs is if Vanpooper drop their streak to Mexico.

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Is it time to trade him and get some value?

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Welp. This team allowed less than 4 goals only once this season, The only game they didn't allow 4 goals, they allowed 3. Boucher's system better kick in soon or else heads will start rolling

>>72065000
i think its actually going to come to that point tbqh. ward will be given to vegas and >we will trade a D for a starting goaltender and keep lack as a backup

>>72064993
>hating the BASED stars
are you a faggot?

you play fantasy or did you bet money?

>>72065062
If the Sens win but no one's there to see it, did it really happen?

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Who can stop >us?

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>>72065054
Please.

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>imagine if bulju had gone to blue jackets

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>ruins

>>72065000
>that Voracek goal at the end

if your team was the laffs or oilels or some other frequently-shitted-on team, the webm for that would be a total meme on here.

There were, what, 4 guys around him?

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INTRODUCING YOUR WINNIPEG JETS HERITAGE JERSEY

>>72065134
the canes would even trade for an injured AHL-backup goalie compared to what they have already

>>72065179
>sparkle dogs alternative jersey
BASED AF DESU

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>>72061030
>posting the shopped version

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Have teams figured out hes a meme yet? Has he lost all trade value? What can Pongs expect in return?

>inb4 >L4FF5 again

It's the third time for fucks sake

Is Vesey elite??

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>>72065000

>Us
>Friends

In your dreams faggot

>>72065284
Matthews hasnt scored. They may win

>>72065213
I'd give up multiple picks for Bishop or even Fleury at this point. This team could end the season with 100+ points if they could just find league-average goaltending

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>>72065101
the blow jackets are in the same conference as >my team. the blow jackets winning would put the canes at 6th metro and I really dont want that,

please win stars

>>72064522
Because they don't have any centerman you shit for brains

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I warned you about Windsor bro.

I told you man.

I told you about Windsor.

>>72064522
wild are #3 right now, edmemeton and vanpooper haven't regressed yet.

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Are the Habs elite?

Where's the beaner thread for me to shitpost in

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>Montoya leads everything but wins for goalies

That's fucked up

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>broons

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Listen up shitheads because I only want to say this once:

The Montreal Canadiens are the absolute best team in hockey, in any league, NHL, KHL, you name it. They are playing as one; each player can count on his linemate to be exactly where they anticipate and they are moving fluidly as a unit.

Simply put beating the Habs comes down to puck luck and capitalizing on scoring chances (though the Canadiens are top 5 in GA/GP) because a full strength Montreal team is just stronger and faster and better equipped than the opposition.
This isn't some home ice advantage gimmick ala 5th line, though Montreal does have very boisterous fans and a famed crowd, and it isn't because they are on a lucky streak.

This is when a coach and GM have assembled the pieces required to fit the scheme designed and it working as intended. This is when the cogs are all turning and the wheel is spinning. The watch face is ticking because each little intricate piece is doing exactly what it needs to do.

My question to you is a simple one at first but a difficult one when thought about:

Who can beat the Canadiens?

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>>72065473
AH for fuck's sake.

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I saw ho-sang play tonight and that gook can skate. his team sucks though and they got BTFO

>>72065483
>literally any injury to Price
>half the eastern conference
>a third of the western conference
>the green-apple two-step
>the hasb themselves

>>72065549
>literally any injury to Price
see >>72065517


also, first for
>laffs

>>72065570
Are you familiar with the word "unsustainable?"

>>72065533
I actually saw Hextall play at the Hersheypark Arena when I was a kid.

Wanna hear a joke guys?

>The Toronto Maple Leafs

>>72065483
Why is this pasta so perfect

>>72065517
>Cuban goaltending

>>72065628
you can apply it to any team

>>72065517
Jacob markstrom doing bettter than Luongo. I remember vancouver fans thought we go fleeced in that trade.

>laffs

>inb4 the >laffs meme their way into the playoffs with a 10-1-71 record

>>72065597
You wish your starter was as good as our "unsustainable" backup.

>>72065517
based cambot

>>72065615
that walkway where you can watch the game as you go to get food was GOAT. it's still open for public skating

>>72065549
>literally any injury to Price
won't happen

even with montoya they'll meme their way to the ploffs

>half the eastern conference
try naming even 5 better teams

>a third of the western conference
western conference is fucking SHIT lmao

>the green-apple two-step
...

>the hasb themselves
lol

>L A F F S
>A
>F
>F
>S

>>72065658
>Hongcouver fans actually beleieve they are the best and are not just benefiting from babby schedules

>Shittsburgh in charge of not getting BTFO in away games

>>72065688
I'm going to enjoy Montreal's collapse this season even more than last year.

>L4FF5

>>72064522
Dumba is a flip not black. The wild have poor centers especially with Haula out. The reason Dumba is good is his offensive ability. Suter will get assists but has no slapshot. Brodin has no offensive ability. Spurgeon can move the puck well and has a decent clapper. I would say Dumba and Scandella have better GOALscoring potential than them.

>losing to the debbies
>when Dubnyk does his best to steal a game
Feels bad honestly

Time for Vanpooper to get memed on by the Beaners

hainsey is fucking ass

can phoenix please take him

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>>72065620
Fuck right off.

We have the most fans and the most money. If there was no salary cap we would have the premier team in the entire league.

Just look at Stamkos, he clearly wanted to play for the Leafs but couldn't because of cap restraints.

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>>72065718
Stay mad, faggio

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Being a leafs fan is suffering

>laffs

Shit team. Shit fans. Shit franchise.

>>72065697
Tampa
Pittsburgh
Washington
Florida
Detroit
>rags
You lost to fucking Ottawa, kek

these kangz jerseys are fantastic desu

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>>72065774
>Sharp = Kadri
>

He's not even on the hawks anymore

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>>72061185

>looffs

>>72065774
>Hossa=JVR
>Sharp=Kadri
>Seabrook<Gardiner
The others are very questionable but this is far beyond delusional,

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>>72065841
Fuck you mate. Once Boucher's system kicks in, >we'll be elite, you'll see...

>>72065914

>Trading your best player in the last 20 years

Wew.

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>>72065774
Almost as bad as the >flim flams

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>>72065658
I hope they're not planning on rebuilding after the sisters retire and being competitive around 2021 ;^)

>>72065893
based

>>72065473
Shits not up to date dam, Jimmy Howard should be leading save percentage

>>72065942
That isn't nearly as delusional. At least that guy is correct on a few

>>72065979
>gaudreau = mcdavid

at least the >laff is talking about the future. This moron thinks that Gaudreau is equal to McDavid right this second

can'tpucks tumbling down

jesus those >kongs sweaters are just awful

>>72066020
No, just trying to lure them into the most dangerous lead so we can take them down

It's all just a trap

Alright lads the goofers just let in the third unanswered, I'm driving to Cedar-Riverside to start shouting nigger. It was fun memeing with you all.

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WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THE REFS CALL THIS PENALTY AGAINST THE HAWKS YET THEY CALL EVERY FUCKING CHINTZY PENALTY AGAINST US?????

FUCKING RIGGED

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wew lad I missed the hawks game and left the povertyball game thinking they got rekt
thanks for keeping the bottom of the central warm, jests, >we can take it from here

>>72065299
no

>>72066127
>Laffs

>>72066127
quality bait

>>72066127
because you sad fucks in toronto lick the trash that is maple leafs with or without a cup. shitcongo needs wins to generate sheckles

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>Sens will be mediocre forever
>Sens will 4+ decades without winning a cup

I never aksed for this.

>>72066277
gibe karlsson and we can fix that

>>72065054
give to kings plz. you can have quick. will throw in brown and nolan for free

>>72066333
Quick's contract is untradable

>>72066212
Wrong

He is the next face of the NHL

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Post players that use cocaine recreationally without it affecting their performance negatively

>>72066333
>>72066427
Prime Quick is a steal at 5 mil, now he's literally as bad as the Brown contract.

He reminds me of Rick DiPietro

>>72066520
>league full of rich white guys

most of them tbqh

>>72066520
All of them.

The Vegas team will literally be doing lines in the dressing room.

Reminder that the Leafs are still on pace for 82 points

Lick my nuts

>>72066587
They wont make the playoffs

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>>72066587
thanks for panik family

>>72066576
im literally shaking at excitement to get my season tickets to the adjective knights.

>work at new york new york
>get to walk behind my job to go to games
>free booze
>free food

what a time to be alive

>>72066669
You gotta be our source for visiting teams getting into trouble at the casinos.

>>72066633
>>72066611
Eat shit.

The league is shit without the Leafs in the playoffs considering we are the flagship franchise of the NHL

>>72066587
>82 points

that's not good though

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>>72066734
>considering we are the flagship franchise of the NHL

>>72066731
im a chef so don't normally get to see hi jinks firsthand, but i'm friends with most of the security so i'm sure ill get some stories

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>>72066734
>considering we are the flagship franchise of the NHL

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>leafs put player on waivers
>hawks pick him up
>literally becomes NUMBER ONE IN THE NHL IN GOALS

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>>72066734
>laffs actually believe this

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>>72066734
>considering we are the flagship franchise of the NHL

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That alumni game was apparently pretty good. Except for trying to work near the university where the game was played. It was fuckhouse around there trying to get home.

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>>72066734
>considering we are the flagship franchise of the NHL

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>>72066734
>considering we are the flagship franchise of the NHL

>>72066812
>Anonymous
>>72066846
>>72066895
>>72066969
>>72066987
>none of these idiots understand just how critical playoff revenue from Toronto is

Enjoy your 3rd lockout you fucking pricks, you should be cheering for us

>try to sleep
>bellyache
>try to shit
>nothing happens
>repeat

Fug

>canpoops thought they were good
my sides

>the debbies have scored 8 goals and allowed 9... in 5 games

the debbies never fucking change

ever

they could have the hawks' top line and they'd still be winning and losing every game by 1-0 or 2-1

So with there currently being 81 players averaging 1 or more p/gp, how long will it be until things even out? Or is this the year the NHL merges with the memes?

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>>72067121
>he doesn't understand laffs fans will give their money even if their team is shit

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>>72067121
>you should be cheering for us

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>kippers shitposting ends TONIGHT
thank you based kongs
I won't apologize for all the stinky smelly beaner comments, though

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>>72065473
>>72065517
Can't flim-flam the Jim-Jam.

>>72067216
>implying we don't have the kongs right where we want them

Most dangerous lead, the game is ours now

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>>72067216
>mfw southern california hockey

FUCK, WHY ARE THE OILELS GOOD AGAIN?

WHO ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MEME NOW?

>>72067200
I've heard scoring is up this year. Mickey Redmond said maybe it was all the young players now. So many, more chances for mistakes.

Anyone got Webm's of the great goose loosening tonight?

>>72067125
I had that the other day. Try drinking more water and eating carbs.

>>72067121
they're going to lock out anyway because they're greedy as shit, has nothing to do with need

>>72067227
can't flim flam the Cam-Bam

>>72067121
maybe USA should just lock Canada out of the league. no cups in so long have made you guys irrelevant anyway.

Canucks lose 3-2 and Kippers posts butt.

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>there are people who think the wings won't make the playoffs.

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>laffers on hfboards consoling themselves saying they faced a cup caliber team
the delusion is unreal, and I'm a hawks fan

>>72067355
They genuinely won't but it won't matter because they're shit now anyway, missing was only really a talking point when they were good.

fuck all of you, all you guys know how to do is meme

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2140797&page=6

Look here, people talking about actual hockey memes get you banned

>>72067407
They'd make it if they were in the Pacific.

The Atlantic is unironically the strongest collective division at this point of the season.

>>72067266
The beginning of the year is literally always like this

>cantpucks

it was a good run now reality caught up

>>72067480
To some extent yes. But aren't we still on track for more than we were at this point last year.

>tfw >my team is a high scoring team that blows leads and loses in overtime too
iktf leafbros

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>>72067449
>all you guys know how to do is meme
>Implying that's a bad thing

>>72067355
>muh forever middle of the pack shitters because we gotta keep our playfof streak alive

meme team
meme new arena
meme GM
meme legacy

>>72067449
>about to respond
>see leaf

awwww, you poor thing.

>>72067452
>The Atlantic is unironically the strongest collective division at this point of the season.
Yeah, at this point. The div is still weak as shit though. Pacific is slightly better.

why do foreigners play U.S college hockey? What's the point?

>>72067590
>meme team
>meme history
I don't know what you mean anon.

What's the best /hoc/ meme of all time boys

Does anyone know where I can watch the Alumni game, downlad would be preferable but cant seem to find it anywhere.

>>72067710
>rags

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>>72067710
>rags

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>>72067710

>>72067710
>rags

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>Flames and Canucks are losing

>>72067710
smuks

>>72067449
>Leafs lost because their shutdown line didn't do anything well. They looked a step behind the whole game. I'm still rooting that Babcock changes that line up. Replace Komarov or Michalek with Marner, the kids amazing defensively from what I've seen.

HAHAHA. Why are people always so clueless? They spout advanced stats without considering the context; yeah, Kadri line had bad stats, but who was Babcock matching them up against all night? Fucking retards. They actually think Marner is good because his stats against shit lines looks good. Ditto for Mathews and Nylander line.

>>72067751
Oops, spoke too soon.

>>72067676
Who knows, cool experience, good education. (lots of Ivy league teams)

My school has a few Swedes, a Finn and a Slovak.

>>72067710
Publix, people were literally mad at sandwiches.

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>>72067710
memeing scott to captaincy of the allstar team, of course

>>72067751
fuck you

>>72067823
that was just reddit

>>72067710
OFFICIAL /hoc/ MEME POWER RANKINGS
1. >laffs
2. >rags
3. bean
4. pig
5. dog
6. water pigger
7. smuk_frok.png
8. other frogs
9. pulju
10. Finland

The top five are definitely up for debate.

>>72067844
sure ;)

whats the first post you see?
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/top/?sort=top&t=all

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>>72067880
h-honorary mention?

>kippers will avoid /spee/ for the next three days
worth having beaners win a game desu

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>>72067257
Chiarelli actually fixed the blueline, it has 7 NHL defenders rather than promising top prospect + over the hill veteran + 5 AHL journeymen

>>72067721
I watched it at a bar but I found an article with some highlights

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/selannes-2-goals-leads-jets-alumni-game-win-oilers/

What's the best place to stream the games?

You're alright, >kongs

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>this man just scored a SHG against the """""undefeated""""""" nucks

>>72066734
this post got so many (You)s because it is true

>cantpucks

>vancouver cantpucks getting exposed by the shitty 2016 kongs

>>72067979
https://www.reddit.com/r/lazyman

>>72067880
pls post water pigger, I am un-versed in this meme

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>Undefeated

>>72068107
See
>>72053403

>>72067943
Thanks, that's the best I've seen so far, going to keep looking for a full thing though. It was on really early in the morning here and I was at work.