/cric/ - checking the data

Valente is goat

/afl/

based libba

>>71691529
Hasn't made the list yet lad

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>dan christian still plays for victoria

>le lel so randum man

http://www.triplem.com.au/classic-rock/sport/afl/news/2016/10/tom-liberatore-gives-the-loosest-interview-during-his-lap-of-honour/

>>71691544
>Victoria still play
>Based Boland is Victoria's greatest ever bowler

UPDATE

Malaysia Under-19s 54/3 (11.5 ov)
Malaysia Under-19s require another 102 runs with 7 wickets and 38.1 overs remaining

Virandeep Singh* 19* (27)
Syed Aziz 20* (14)

Yodhin Punja 3/27 in 5 overs

>>71691555
Subcontinent B on suicide watch

>>71691555
those don't look like malaysian names

Cameron White is Victoria's greatest ever batsman

Better than Lawry and Harvey combined

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bumping for based Ebadat

>>71691568
Quite literally. Seems like Singapore's going to win against Hong Kong as well.

SE Asia on future of world cricket watch

>>71691582
Virandeep Singh is a Malaysian with Punjabi heritage and i'm pretty sure the other guy is a native Malay.

>>71691610
The Singapore lads all looked like curries though

>>71691620
Yeah not a lot of Singaporeans play cricket.

Their team is mainly expat/immigrant Indians.

>>71691623
But dissapointing Tbh. Singapore was founded by the English and there were plenty of English and Dutch sailors coming through who would have played a bit of cricket when they landed.

>>71691623
as opposed to Malaysia?

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>>71691634
The current u19 team has TWO immigrant curries, opposed to ELEVEN in the Singaporean team.

>>71691629
Yeah, their ground is probably one of the best ones in the world though.

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>>71691662
im counting at least 6, but still more chinks than I expected

>>71691694
The two guys in the middle are at least 4th generation Malaysians. The two expat curries at the 5th and 10th guy from the left.

Everyone else is Malay.

>>71691694
Plenty of Indians who have lived in Malaysia for generations mate. What you're doing is like pointing out Shiv Chanderpaul or Hashim Amla side.

>>71691705
>The two guys in the middle are at least 4th generation Malaysians.
How do you know?

And what about the 1st and 9th guys? They dont look very Malay

>>71691708
There's a slight difference between a couple of generations (which are often still considered expatriate populations) and then diaspora communities like the Asians in Africa and the Caribbean which have been there for hundreds of years

Not really the point anyway, I already said there was more chinks than I expected.

>Cameron White 143* from 127 balls

TYBB

>>71691712
>How do you know?
They're both famous. Also Malaysian history.

>And what about the 1st and 9th guys? They dont look very Malay
Both are definitely Malays. First guy might be part tribal though.

>>71691712
They literally have been there for 100 years. They're more Malaysian than you are Singaporean.

>>71691722
>than you are Singaporean.
I mean Australian

How long do you have to live there to not be considered an expat? You're literally losing control of your narrative

id fuck erin molan tb h

>>71691727
What about eoin morgan

Is Richardson finished?

>>71691735
was he ever started?

>>71691735
Gotta start first

Cricket doesn't exist in Australia. Everyone who plays for the country has not lived there for more than 500 years and are therefore expats. Australian cricket is just an extension of England.

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ama

Based Joey

good total

thank you based white

Boof the Younger will literally win this himself

>>71691726
Nationality is a complex subject and there is no linear set of rules that you can use to define it

New World countries (Australia included) are completely different to the Old. They generally have far stronger civic nationalism and generally speaking migrants assimilate far faster in said countries.

>16 runs off one over

Looks like it runs in the Agar family

it will be out of NSW and VIC won't it?

>>71691801
possibly, should be an interesting chase

not much in the deck from what I saw and the vics have got fuck all fast bowling

>>71691809
depends how many games hazlewood and cummins play

>>71691809
Victoria has a good batting lineup but no bowlers

>>71691809
KEK no. Once WA gets their bowlers back from injury (soon) and South Australia get the current ODI guys back it's going to level out. I don't think Vic are in with a chance Tbh

>>71691822
Vics have the best batting line up, they'll always be in with a chance

>tfw the first Straffo cricket tweet of the summer comes through

Then we will know it is truly /cric/ season

>>71691843
He already tweeted about Warnie lad

>>71691848
He unironically has a point. The way Australians behave in Bali is disgusting.

>>71691848
the weak must fear the strong etc.

>>71691851
Plus poodle pyne's rentboy in Malaysia

>>71691848
it's almost as if extrapolating a few tweets to represent the entire australian population will result in logical inconsistencies

280 in the bank lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSi5A75-e2g

Thoughts?

>>71691913
grand?

Anyone got the Gayle and Mel post match video?

>>71691768
t. Adrian Soukounidis

I don't like you op.
Other thread didn't hit bump limit and you didn't include Vic v SA

>>71691938
Dollars lad

Just checked the data lads, 350 is not a chasable score

Fucking great day lads. The sun's out, cricket's on the telly and beer is in the fridge. Can feel summer already.

>>71691940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTrMrKIqTPI

>>71691950
Don't worry mate, I pulled it off facebook. my half wog cousin posted it

>>71692069
>Pretending to be "ocker" on a Chinese cartoon shitposting forum

EXTERMINATE

WOGS

>>71691950
>>>au/sp/

lmao how are south australia losing wickets to colemand and beer?

bonus point victory incoming if they still have that

>letting BEER get a hat-trick

SA on pooicide watch

>>71692080
I am literally the creator of that meme and I ""main"" /cric/

this is the funniest shit ever

south australia over/under 50

>>71691950
t. David 'Davo' Davidson

Imagine fucking being South Australian right now

>“His performances have been mediocre with flashes of brilliance,” Langer told The West Australian newspaper.

Harris on suicide watch

Just got back to Melbourne after a few years overseas lads

Whats up with these deadshit ralph lauren from the op shop, dadcore hat, really skinny jeans rolled up to the ankle, shoulder length hair and shit moustache homos who walk around in big packs around the city and inner suburbs?

I swear I've seen like a hundred of 'em in the last week

Beer recall when

>>71692176
all over the country mate, fucking hate it

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Want to watch the cric but housemates are watching bachelorette

>>71692185
is there a name for them?

>>71692206
probably still hipster Tbh
same upper middle guys as always

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name a better sporting experience than listening to Sir Geoffrey on the radio when Englel are losing

>>71692188
living with a bunch of girls mate?

>>71692215
Listening Ian Smith when New Zealand are losing horribly, Adam Voges is making a double century and Shane Warne is cackling on the other side of the commentary box

>>71692188
>>71692221
>he doesn't punt on the bachelorette

>>71692188
how poor are you

>>71692221
>>71692188
dont let Studkush anywhere near them otherwise the population of your residence will be doubled within 9 months

who /knowsanactualethnicmalay/ here

>>71692242
Actually only krazykrezja mate, no one else has ever had anything to do with one before, even people who have lived and studied in Malaysia

unironically spending NYE at the /gong/ lads

>>71692224
I can guarantee this never happened because Shane Warne didn't do commentary for Fox.

Checkmate, now kys.

>>71692221
Live with 2 girls and 1 guy
>>71692228
Very poor atm

>>71692281
But Ian Smith was in the C9 box during the home series

Chekmate, casual. Now kys.

>>71692281
you know what you're right, I just checked the highlights
I think I'm getting mixed up with the world cup final.

>tfw in trouble with the boss at work

>>71692316
kek

>>71692311
voges only scored a century during the home series, not a double

>>71692311
Voges didn't make a double century with both Smith and Warne in the comm box.

Exposed. Kys.

>>71692316
Sitll wrong. That was the group game when Starc nearly defended fucking 143 or whatever it was.

#elitetruthie: Mitchell Starc is the best fast bowler Australia has produced since Lillee; 3rd best ever after the aforementioned and Lindwall.

>>71692337
if we're discounting mcgrath on pace, yes

>>71692337
wrong

>>71692337
Right

>>71692337
McDermott

>>71692340
McGrath's greatness came from his longevity and consistency.

Present Starc is better than McGrath ever was. Hell, peak Gillespie was better than McGrath ever was.

>>71692337
mcgrath still counts as a fast bowler and is the GOAT australian fast bowler, second only to malcolm marshall

>>71692353
fuck off
>le one GOAT series man
fuck off

>>71692357
are you referring to Bitchwide?

He was only good on le bouncy pitches. Starc is elite everywhere

#FactMissile: Don Bradman was a coward who avoided getting enlisted by abusing his celebrity like status as a cricketer who statpadded against shit players while good ones fought for queen & country

>>71692363
No, Gillespie in india

>>71692367
Ask Sachin and Lara who caused them more problems: McGrath and Gillespie

>>71692367
love this meme but Bradman did enlist in the air force but was knocked back because he was actually half blind

>>71692372
yeah I'll just give them a ring then, dumb cunt

Gillespie was very very good, and when he was at his best he was better than McGrath. McGrath managed to bowl at that an absolutely elite level for more than one or two innings at a time though.

>>71692385
That is literally what I said. Well done.

Ponting had trouble against Ishant and Waugh had trouble against Hayward, are they elite bowlers too?

>>71692385
>>71692388
what does that matter when you're judging who is better?

you'd rather have a guy who was very good for 100 tests than someone who was amazing for 5 and mediocre for the rest

>As it stands, money generated by the Southern Stars and the Women's Big Bash League, such as through broadcasting rights, sponsorship, digital media and ticket sales, is not included in the revenue used to pay the men.
Kek, thats because it literally runs at a loss

>The women's payment pool jumped from $2.36 million to $4.23 million when announced in April. The base rate for an international cricketer also competing in the WBBL is $80,000, while match and tours fees ensure a six-figure salary.

>The ACA is likely to argue that the money already generated by the women would greatly cover their needs but CA could argue that the men may have to share some of their revenue.
Really makes you think huh

>>71692388
'no'
YOU said that Gillespie was better than McGrath. This is false. Shaun fucking Tait has bowled better than McGrath at times. Mitchell Johnson bowled better than McGrath at times. They are NOT better bowlers than McGrath.
YOU said that McGrath's greatness came from his longevity and consistency. This is false. McGrath's greatness came from his accuracy and his "just enoughs". Almost every ball McGrath bowled was inarguably great. He may have lacked the pace and outright movement of the others, but that didn't stop them from being perfectly placed time after time. The fact that he did it for as long as he did is just icing on the cake. If he did it for two series, people would have still remembered him as a great.

YOU have also said that present Starc is better than McGrath at his best, which is such a laughable ""opinion"" that I won't even bother giving it a reply.

kys

>>71692410
>The base rate for an international cricketer also competing in the WBBL is $80,000, while match and tours fees ensure a six-figure salary.
wew

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http://www.triplem.com.au/melbourne/sport/afl/news/2016/10/colin-miller-finally-responds-to-libbas-ashes-century/

>>71692430
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/george-bailey-tom-liberatore-western-bulldogs-mcg-ashes-century-south-africa/2016-10-04
based fucking george

>>71692429
>melbourne scarf
kek

>>71692418
>YOU said that Gillespie was better than McGrath.
here's what i actually said
>peak Gillespie was better than McGrath ever was
heres what you said
>Gillespie was very very good, and when he was at his best he was better than McGrath

Now do yourself a favour and go enrol in a Tafe english course.

>>71692419
fuck i might go MtF and sign up, I'd literally dominate the competition

Breakthrough lads

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>>71692429
>the fucking rodent thing

>>71692429
look at how fat his fucking hands are in the phone selfie

absolutely disgusting

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>>71692429
good one

>>71692520
Da fuq, I grew up like 5 minutes from watty-g.

>>71692553
did u play wattle glen rules?

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>>71692558
I gurantee NO ONE could beat straffo on his own terms

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>>71692553
you mean you lived near THE Jarryd from Wattle Glen?

>>71692558
>>71692563
I guess. Or very similar rules.

>>71692563
>Jarryd recognises a philandering, sexist, bigoted, overweight, racist, moronic, match-fixing drug cheat bogan as a deity

Alright you poofters? By how many will the white man beat the abbo scum by today?

>>71691529
He did it with the ball and now with the bat, OP here and I say valente is phat

>>71692622
yeah m8 im alright

and you?

>>71692622
we're busy watching domestic cricket m8

>>71691529
he's on the list now lad

Is Wes Agar related to Ashton Agar?

>>71692637
Yes u dumb

>>71692641
helooooooooooooooooooo reddit

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>>71692622
>South Africa
>White

Yeah nah mitch johnson won't be commentating boxing day

>>71692629
its 12:36 pm and i have a beer in my hand and the fire is already lit for bbq. cant be better

>>71692637
is Wes Agar related to Wes Anderson?

>>71692652
Is Wes Anderson related to Paul Thomas Anderson?

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>Valente

Captains Rankings (based on their overall leadership)

1. Misbah

<POWERGAP>

2. Kohli
3. Cook

<POWERGAP>

19. Williamson
20. Masrafe

<POWERGAP>

8999. de Villiers
9000. Mathews
9001. Meme Shit
9002. Holder

>literally being this close to 100 off 100

my autism bone is being tickled right now Tbh

>using 8 (eight) bowlers
Was this all part of Victoria's strategy?

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>>71692695
the result of a team that really thinks

>>71692695
yes, they only have one fast bowler and he was on debut

>>71692709
thats one more than the present Australian team

how fast was Coleman bowling anyway? I wasnt watching

>tfw no Nannes, McKay, Siddle, Pattinson, Hastings

I think Pattinsons career is basically done

>>71692727
I have faith

>>71692728
in what exactly?

He is already 26 and he has more stress fractures in his bones than he does Test wickets

>>71692733
in his ability to "bounce back"

>>71692736
i find it interesting how CA have Patto pigeonholed as a Test specialist and Cummins a LOI specialist

When they both attempt their comebacks (constantly), Cummins only ever plays t20/ListA whereas Pattinson only seems to play First-Class.

Good day of cricket lads

>>71692744
I think it's because cummins is even more fragile than pattinson so the shorter formats make more sense

OFFICIAL REMASTERED AUSTRALIAN SPORTS LEAGUES POWER RANKINGS
1. AFL
2. NRL
3. Sheffield Shield

POWER GAP

4. Matador Cup
5. BBL
6. Super Rugby

POWER GAP

7. NBL
8. NRC
9. AHL

POWER GAP

10. ABL
11. AIHL

POWER GAP

12. NNL
13. WBBL
14. AFL womyns
15. WNBL

POWER GAP

9999. A-League

>>71692805
wog league not low enough

really feel like having sex with an attractive girl to be honest lads

fuck aaron finch

FINCH IS SHITw

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so lads, just how big is Sulieman Benn's cock?

>Hastinga, Zampa, Mennie and Tremain are all NSW rejects
cant make this shit up

this Black Morkel is pretty damn good

>>71692994
>0/32 from 4
righto

>>71693021
>he's in the /cric/ thread
>he isnt watching the match
casual go

FUCK AARON FINCH

>>71693078
he dead

>>71693114
good he's fucking shit

*prrrrrrrrrrffffffffttttttt*
Cor, blimey that was a whopper boys

Imagine what South Africa will be like on this pitch

fucking hell, the gambling legislation just changed and now I have to call the cunts to place an ingame bet

absolutely seething

Just bought a realm change on wow lads, ama

>1144 horde
>13381 alliance
just fuck my shit up

>>71692429
he looks 120kgs at least in the star wars and jurassic park pics

>>71693281
Good. Maybe it stops dumb cunts like you blowing your momey and punishes these betting companies from preying on dumb cunts like you.
>But muh punters tax
>We steal your money but please fight our battles for us
>Oh yeah boys you beaut true Aussie battlas throw their money away and fight for the companies that rip them off we're so trendy with our FB videos and fight for YOU

It's always the scummiest companies that do this. Betting advertising needs to be outlawed.

>>71693424
>please let me tell (you) about (you)

I've made close to $10k from gambling over the past year, ~90% of that number on cricket. It's not much relatively speaking but I am definitely a 'responsible gambler' insofar as I never stake what I cannot afford to lose and follow a rigid set of self-imposed rules.

I don't need the nanny state to punish me because a bunch of dumb fucking bogans pissed away their money on the fucking NRL grand final.

>Betting advertising needs to be outlawed.
I agree. They also need ban gambling companies from providing credit lines. But this is over-regulation.

I'm seething because I won't be able to place bets while im at work anymore.

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>Tahir's figures came from two innings in Adelaide - after 0-180 in Australia's first innings, he recorded 0-80 in the second dig completed on Sunday.

>Adding to his insult, the Pakistan-born tweaker thought he had escaped the inglorious record by taking a wicket on Saturday when Australia opener Ed Cowan was caught at cover from his bowling.

>Tahir jubilantly raised his arms and cupped an ear to an Adelaide crowd which had been taunting him for days.

>But a video review revealed a no-ball

>>71693285
>paying for an xfer in 2016

>Interesting point, from Bilal: "Worth noting that Bailey has played the same number of matches as captain Smith - but has scored nearly 400 runs more than Smith. Yet..his place is always threatened."

>>71693550
I pay for a transfer in 2016 when I'm geared as fuck and don't want to go through that process again but I'm literally unable to walk around in the game because I get immediately ganked by three players.

>>71693606
Because he's shit and Smith used to be a specialist bowler.

At the maccas drive through lads, you boys want anything?

>>71693649
>Smith used to be a specialist bowler
maybe for a couple of games but he was an allrounder, especially in pyjama. His role in the 2011 WC was basically the role Memeswell has now. I mean they dropped him and replaced him with David Hussey to give you an idea.

>>71693668
2 double cheeseburgers. fries. frape.

thanksm8

>>71693668
large mcchicken meal plus a cheeseburger

>>71693668
Large big mac meal and hotcakes

>>71693689
>>71693698
>>71693703
Too late I already ordered lads

>>71693709
what did you get m8?

Ryan Harris the coach in the pavilion would "literally" be better if we put him out there than the fuckwits at the moment

>>71693709
i feel left out

im telling mum

>>71693723
no he wouldnt

I was insecure from being bullied. I was insecure of my height. I was insecure because I felt like my dancing wasn’t progressing. I was also not out as a gay person. All of that fear and insecurity felt too much for me, and I pushed myself to go to college and study Public Relations at Montclair State University. I was running in the other direction because I was running from those fears. I just couldn’t come to grips with being a short performer. I couldn’t come to grips with auditioning and not getting parts because of my height. You see it in audition classifieds: “Looking for someone 5’ 7” and taller.” I could only go to 20% of all the auditions. I was just going to run away because it was too scary for me to come out. It was too scary for me to come to grips with. So I ran away from dance and performing. I went to a 4-year school and got my undergrad. Trying to convince myself that I was going to do PR, be straight, and be someone that I wasn’t because of fear was the hardest time for me. Those 4-5 years were the toughest in my life.

When I graduated, I auditioned for a dance concert show. It was a tour in Spain. I booked it a week after graduation. I also got a PR internship that paid at the same time. I had to decide between the two. I had run away from this fear of being a dancer 5 years ago. I thought maybe I could be myself if I did a show in Spain, away from my parents, away from my family, away from the small town and everyone that knew me. I wanted to go as far away as possible and be who I am among strangers and get back into dance. And I did. When I came back from the tour, I auditioned and booked multiple things and created a nice resume. I still wasn’t out at that point, but I slowly felt better about my career. I didn’t come out to my parents until I was 25. That’s quarter of your life living with that kind of fear and insecurity. It really took a toll

>>71693718
Two hamburgers with extra pickle and 10 nuggets

>>71693733
t. Mr Mennie

With that said, I just want to make an impact on kids. I think for someone like me, who had a lot of fears, I had many teachers but there were one or two that I still talk to today and consider my family. Teachers that taught me to stand up for myself. Teachers that taught me to accept myself. Teachers that taught me dance and life lessons. Teachers that helped me smile and laugh. Those teachers made an impact on me, and you never forget someone that makes that kind of impact. When you get older, you lose some memories. I remember when I won a national title, and I thought that was great—the trophy is bigger than you, you get to tour with the convention, and you pat yourself on the back. You blossom as a dancer and as an artist, but I don’t remember every bit of that. I don’t remember what gold medal or what ribbon I got at X competition so many years ago. Nobody remembers those things as you get older. It’s not all about winning. I just remember my teachers making an impact on me and making me feel better and teaching me something. I started REVEL Dance Convention because I love to make an impact not just on students I have locally at my studios but impact other kids around the country.

#dance #tampa #dancers

>>71693723
shame he never played more ODI cricket, there was that one summer he absolutely crushed it

>>71693743
terrible order 2bh

do McCucks get to eat the food while they are working? thatd be the only thing thatd make working there worth it

>>71693735
>manlets
When will they learn?

>>71693759
>The trophy is bigger than you
So it's 5 ft?

Been working at this one site for quite a few weeks now lads. This young bloke wanted his entire back garden done up with gyprock, and it was quite an inspired design too. Apparently he drew it up himself, and that really impressed me. This looked like the work of a professional you see.

Anyway, I finished up today and used the commission to buy that Foxtel box so I could watch some of the cricket. Imagine my surprise when I saw the bloke himself on screen and bowling spin for Australia!

>>71693775
>while they are working?
no, plus they have weird rules about not even being allowed to hang around and eat a meal once your shift has ended

>>71693775
No, but they do anyway.

>>71693795
Health reasons maybe?

>putting marsh in over head
I cannot express in the English language how much I despise the marsh brothers. This WILL make gatecunt furious

>>71693828
and he's gone

Mitch marsh will literally be twice the disappointment in all formats of cricket than zhane wadson in test cricket

>>71693828
Marsh literally selects himself in a full strength Australian side, let alone one this fucking dire

Will Smith score a century?

>>71693828
they always seem to put him in for the death overs to hit out and it never works unless he's had time to get himself in

>>71693858
>This triggers gatecunt
Mitch marsh's batting is pathetic, and had been pathetic ever since his debut. He is one dimensional slogger that can either swing hard or block. The only thing he could select himself is would he as a bowling allrounder, but given his relatively poor bowling performance these two games it is clear that Faulkner has him beat in that area.

>>71693874
when he comes in earlier he does alright
remember that game against new zealand that he literally won for >us

>>71693885
kek, faulkner is literally worse in every respect
hastings and marsh are the allrounders of choice and this is an objective fact

>>71693903
Faulkner is a better bowler in pyjama

>>71693903
Faulkner brings variation with his bowling, isn't reliant on favourable pitch conditions like Marsh, and is more capable of quick runs at the back end of the innings.

>>71693862
yes

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>poopeelia's second greatest batsman ever
>6 odi hundreds

>>71693914
in 2014 yes

>>71693914
>and is more capable of quick runs at the back end of the innings.
uh no

Faulkner cant do a fucking thing but swing at cow corner and has been ruthlessly exposed since every team in the world has worked out you just need to bowl wide outside offstump or yorkers and he is done

>One poor season means he should never be picked again
Given that, marsh should never be picked in 3 lifetimes

>>71693938
your confusing Marsh's now

>>71693919
mark waugh scored 18 odi centuries you dumb faggot

>>71693938
when he's yet to recover from that poor run of form, yes
as a tasmanian, there's nothing I want more than faulkner to be good. Sadly he isn't good right now and doesn't look like he's going to be again

>>71693931
Lmao how does Mitch marsh deal with Yorkers? He would just dig them out, building up inevitable pressure until he does a retarded shot and gets out. It's like a joke that goes over and over again. Mitch marsh has pretty much never done well at the back end of the innings scoring quick runs. The allrounder spot in Australian cricket bad been useless since Andrew Symonds and the patches where watts performed.

>>71693919
Can only see 3 under border's name mate

>>71693979
so who would you put in instead?
faulkner?
kek
richardson?
KEK
the killer?
K-E-K

>>71693938
Shaun Marsh has had a poor career, not s poor season. Unfortunately we're doomed to see a more painful career in Mitch marsh. Unfortunately he is the only young guy in the "first XI" team other than zampa so thus we have to suffer through the grooming and >le future captain xDD

>>71693963
He literally played very well in his last game. Marsh hasnt performed since an extremely brief stint at an initially promising looking career. His batting has unfortunately deteriorated so rapidly it's mind boggling.

THIS is how you do a late game cameo Mitchell fucking by darsh

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>cumsteyn going for almost a 100 in 10 overs

stain confirmed for finished

baffling that head didn't go in before marsh, hitting is literally all he's good for

>Singapore and Malaysia qualified for the u19 Asia cup
They actually did it lads

this is literally the best day in ankush's """life"""

Probably 20 or so short tb h

watch the saffers chase this down in 40 overs

>>71694083
Not really but it feels pretty good to see those two teams do well.

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where the saffer qts at?

>>71694103
What was the best day of your life then. The first time you tasted french canadian poon?

Finch
Warner (c)
Khawaja
Smith
Head
Maxwell
Wade (wk)
Hastings
Starc
Zampa
Hazlewood

Wtf I just got Australians best XI

>>71694122
>Head
lmao
>Maxwell
lmao

>>71694126
>STILL shitting on Maxwell
He is LITERALLY the best power hitter at the end in Australia

Head is >le token young player, which is twice the batsman Marsh is and actually has the miraculous ability to actually rotate the strike.

>>71694144
you have literally not watched a single cricket game since the world cup

>>71694126
Maxwell at 6 is also god tier, that's when he shined in the CWC 2015. It means he doesn't have to have >le responsible innings/batting shoved down his throat, something he is clearly incapable of doing. Retards have been putting him at 5 for far too long.

>>71694170
maxwell LITERALLY said he's best up the order yesterday

>>71694158
Did you even watch his performance against Sri Lanka in the T20Is? He single handedly won >us the first game, as well as doing well in the second with a handy contribution with the ball.

>>71694183
yes I did and that innings was entirely the result of some of the worst bowling I've ever seen at an international level, Australia this series included

>>71694181
Every batsmen says that. Watto thought his best position in test cricket was number 3. M Marsh wants to bat at number 4 in ODI cricket (KEK). What batsmen want and what is best for the team are often mutually exclusive.

There is literally no one more deluded than Maxwell fans

When will you all realise Hastings is fucking trash? Big 6 foot 5" clumix just wobbles in and bowls at 120km/h. Fucking scummy NSW and VIC's ruining the team.

>>71694188
That was indeed a factor, and it was also the fact that he middled every ball perfectly and his use of the reverse sweep made him near impossible to bowl to.

>>71694211
and who the fuck do you think is better?

>>71694201
M Marsh fans for one have that SMASHED.

>>71694218
KEK

literally don't bowl trash and he'll meme himself out
reminder he was failed TODAY against the Big Strong South Australians

>>71694122
would prefer to see handscomb get a run over head

>>71694119
I do that everyday m8

>>71694230
He played like shit because guess where they fucking stuck him? Number 3. He is NOT a top order batsman, he never will be. He is a lower middle order slogger that is dynamite in the field and has a handy off break.

>>71694244
Head provides the extra bowling option if Maxwell is getting tonked.

>>71694265
Smith and Warner can bowl if need be. Head is fucking worse than Smith.

>>71694276
Mate, Smith's bowling is god awful. That meme has been tried on and off since 2013 and half his deliveries are half trackers that get pulled to cow corner. Head's bowling stats in ODI cricket have him at a 6.08 average, so while that isn't amazing it is certainly less damaging than even a few overs from them two.

>>71694310
KEK you have NO idea how stats work

>>71694317
6.08 economy mate you know what I fucking mean. Head is also younger than Hanscomb and thus has more opportunity to be a senior member of the team for a long time.

>>71694340
younger by like two years or some shit

and anyway, the national team isn't a place for developing players, it's for selecting the best XI at the time to win the match

>>71694340
Handscomb is young mate

>>71694408
And they've been doing so well at that havn't they?

Two years is still two years. It may be small, but it's yet another factor that play's in Head's favour. The man was one of Australia's best batsmen in the last game has just done a crucial late cameo in this game, and you're saying he should be dropped? Laughable.

>>71694429
>(You) in charge of basic literary (reading) skills

anyone who thinks glenn maxwell should be anywhere near the national side needs to have an immediate vasectomy

>>71694448
literacy*
>me in charge of basic literacy (spelling) skills

>>71694449
>t. Increasingly nervous Geoff Marsh

>target : 372

how confident are you aussies?

>>71694482
not at all

>>71694482
live savings on the saffers tbH

>>71694482
With this bowling attack (the worst fielded by an Australian ODI tour ever), 415 isn't enough.

>>71694482
This is literally the worst bowling attack I have ever seen since Clint McKay and Andrew McDonald bowled for us.

>>71694513
there was nothing wrong with McDonald

>>71694513
mcdonald was a handy enough bowler for an all-rounder (it's his batting that let him down at the top level) and mckay was a better bowler than anyone in this lineup aside from maybe hastings

>>71694530
You are kidding yourself. He was abysmal, this attack is marginally worse

>>71694551
he was inoffensive at his worst

Any flog can get a ODI cap these days.... Where is Billy Stanlake FTW!

>>71694559
He averaged 21 in batting and nearly 35 in bowling.

>>71694584
he wasn't a strike bowler mate, just there to tie up an end
he had an elite economy rate for the most part

Worrall has 18 first class wickets and averaging over 30. So many of these cunts must blow the selectors.

>>71694584
compare with watson's test bowling average (or probably anyone who has played as an all-rounder for australia in the last decade)

it's not his bowling that was the problem

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>do it for harambe

fuck me

Sludge Hastings. True Victorian cancer

>>71694742
kek yeah it's all hastings' fault

>>71692275
Nice. Make sure you visit diceys and steelers

based hastings

>>71694227
Literally this.

i saw some cricket on telly earlier tonight

who won?

Mathew Wade sledges so much.

>>71694858
is that a euphemism?

>>71694845
victoria

>>71694867
superior basedtoria

who can stop us

What's even the point of playing for 8 hours? Just hand over the win to the side that wins the toss and decides to bowl first.

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>poopeelians trying to bully de kock

>>71694926
what's the point of playing when you field a team this shit?

dravid>tendulkar

>>71695006
agreed

>>71695006
yep

>you now remember when dravid couldn't get into the indian team so he came in as a weeketkeeper and scored a 21 ball 50 as lower order batsman forcing the selectors to pay some attention to him

>mashraf: "Bring Zampa, otherwise, de Kock will cut Ausies' cocks. lol"

DROPPED THE NATWEST SERIES

I don't even care about cricket Tbh

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rabada's buttocks are very well formed
I've got to admit, I've been a fan for a year now.

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>>71695247
>ball clearly touching the ground

>>>/vip/15875
new cool kid hang out
cool kids only

>>71695284
hiro is literally crashing this with no survivors

>>71695318
pretty much, he's going to fucking ruin this site

Tbh I liked the idea of selling /pol/ and /b/ to that pharmaceutical guy and leaving us alone

at least >we may win this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWUrcngUcnI
name a more meme matchup

in the bag lads, never doubted >us

>>71695547
the fucking state of the casuals here that doubted this elite bowling attack

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off to bed, australia better win

>>71695006
can't argue with that

If Australia lose this I will literally write a strongly worded letter to James Sutherland.

This is such unbelievably bad bowling

We are literally going to lose this unless we get lucky and Miller gets himself out

Jesus fucking christ. Literally kill me.

Fucking half trackers, you are shitting me

Disgusting. Honestly think anyone who bowled this innings should never play for Australia again.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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top kek

disgusting

I'm literally seething I cashed out my bet when they were losing. At least my bet of a 5-0 series win still stands.

>>71694513
Get fucked, McKay was far better than these clowns

>>71697544
>cashing out
>ever

Hellloooooooooooooooo freshie

>The NSW women's cricket team has smashed through the glass ceiling to become the first fully professional female team in Australian domestic sport.

>In a major breakthrough, all Breakers squad members will be on full-time contracts, with international players having the potential to earn more than $100,000 per year.

>The minimum wage will be $35,000
>The move outdoes the effort of Netball Australia which announced last month that players in the new national league would have their minimum wage doubled to $27,375, while the AFL's new women's league has set a minimum wage of $5,000 for their players, with marquees earning $25,000.

>Cricket NSW was able to increase the financial benefit for women's cricketers after securing sponsorship from building and construction company Lendlease.

>It follows on from Cricket Australia in April increasing total payments for domestic and international players from $2.36 million to $4.23 million.

>Australian-contracted female players earn a minimum $80,000 plus match fees.

How the FUCK are they getting the money for this?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-06/nsw-breakers-first-womens-team-fully-professional-cricket/7907764?section=sport

International Australian womyns LITERALLY earn as much as centrally contracted West Indian internationals (men). Really makes you think.

>>71700728
>glass ceiling
beginning to dislike this phrase lads

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hes getting there

Boland on suicide watch

>>71701578
You can't prove it wrong.

>>71701627
Based Worall

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Will Smith's woman still want to make sweet love to him when he comes back from Shit Efrica a loser?

>>71703601
Dunno how he gets it up with that face of hers looking right at him.

About to get a haircut lads

Currently sitting st the barbers waiting for my appointment. I'll keep you lads updated.