/cric/ - cricket

/afl/

>>71722757
Fuck he must be so fucking fat. Have we seen a full body picture yet?

Australian sports are jokes. When are we going to stop wasting all of our great athletes on AFL/NRL?

We just drew to fucking Saudi Arabia 1-1 and could struggle to get to Russia 2018.

Doesn't this bother you?

Don't you want to succeed in a tournament people outside of Australia/New Zealand have heard of?

It's fucking pathetic Australia, We all know Soccer is going to be the only sport played in the entire world in 20 years, so why bloody delay it?

We should start the next generation on soccer only, otherwise we're always going to be shit like this.

Go buy a season ticket for your local A-league team when they come up for sale, Support your local kids clubs, convince your kids, nephews, cousins, neighbours kids to start playing the wonderful game and maybe, just maybe, Australia will know that GLORIOUS feel of hosting a world cup and doing well in it.

>>71723940
>soccer during winter
>/cric/ during summer
im okay with this

>>71724094
Execute yourself.

>>71724244
Australian """"""football"""""" codes are a laughable joke and are the principle thing that make >us shit at sport

>>71724327
Krazykrezja

Reminder Australia's KP is on elite watch

>>71725325
>Reminder NSW's KP is on elite watch
ftfy

>>71725352
Sorry I forgot that all the other states had their own player with the initials KP that called a more specific identifier

>>71725512
>he is playing for NSW
>he has never played for Australia
I am factually correct

>>71725565
Played in an Australia A series which IS playing for Australia
He is also Australian so whether or not he played for Australia is irrelevant.

Kys

>DUDE STATE RIVALRY LMAO
>NSW SO GOAT

>>71725644
>Played in an Australia A series which IS playing for Australia
It literally is not. Australia in this context clearly refers to the national mens team. Playing for Australia U19 would be a better claim than fucking Australia A.

>He is also Australian so whether or not he played for Australia is irrelevant.
By this logic, Kevin Pietersen is South Africa's KP.

>>71725742
He literally did play in the u19s too, kys
>Kevin Pietersen is South Africa's KP.
He isn't? He certainly isn't England's anymore.

Kys

>>71725791
That's the point dickhead - your example was fucking shit. He also captained them

Geared for raids now lads, goosey you want to run EN mate?

>>71725879
Kys

Update on the busty Muslim girl that doesn't wear bras and has a nipple piercing lads.

She literally straight up admitted to exclusively having anal with her boyfriend because she can't have vaginal sex till marriage.

Might move to Pakistan Tbh

>PJ Cummins

wew

it's his one list a game of the year

>getting BTFO by Shitriques
'caxi' was a mistake

bump for banglawash

>>71726162
unironically tipping an upset

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>5/318

what went wrong?

>>71726177
the most casual of opinions

>>71726532
people said the same thing when I literally tipped the west indies and england as the t20 wc contenders
every post I make on /cric/ is driven by a complex series of algorithms, statistical analysis and calculations going on 24/7 in the grey matter of my brain. I literally can predict everything in cricket.

get in here!

>>71726413

>>71726604
Mind sharing some of those algorithms, statistical analysis and calculations?

As far as I see it, Bangladesh are the same or worse than they were at the 2015 WC (they are better with The Fiz, but he isnt playing) and England are better beyond measure.

As for the "grey matter" in your brain, I'll take that to mean you read on cricinfo that absolutely meme record of Bangladesh being ""undefeated"" for 2 years. Who have they even played in that time? I'm sure if I bothered to check it'd be a run of Windies, Zimbabwe and Afghanistan. Something like that. They sure as fuck have not beaten any of the Pig 3.

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>>71726975
>filthy fucking casual

bangladesh will literally whitewash england
screencap this

>>71727012
m8 Bangla unironically still have Mashrafe in the xi so they are bassically playing with 10

I literally cannot express the complicated functions my brain is computing every nanosecond in text, but rest assured they are both elite and accurate

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Shitchell Darsh on suicide watch

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>>71727074
>m8 Bangla unironically still have Mashrafe in the xi so they are bassically playing with 10

Thanks for the info captain obvious, everyone in the country is aware of that, having ten fucking surgeries on both his knees, he's almost on the verge of being handicapped. Mashrafe only plays to this day because he is unironically the best captain we've ever had and he's the one who keeps the team together. The amount of respect and love he has from our countrymen, he's only second to the fucking prime minister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nJsQEDyhZ8

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>>71727620
>he's only second to the fucking prime minister
that's our meme lad

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>>71727707
meme across all cultures lad

Reminder Queensland are 3-0

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Is Boof Jr, dare I say it, deviant?

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>>71728180

Aus Xi vs NSW can be live streamed from cricket.com.au

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>>71728180
seediest bloke

flattest wicket

>>71728538
those commentators are so bad I had to turn it off
>pretending its the WACA of the 80s
Kys

>>71728600
pretty sure they're playing in sydney

>>71728654
they are but the fuckwit was memeing about how WA players are le so good at short pitch bowling because of the big and strong WACA bounce

>>71728661
ah right yeah that's dumb

the waca is a fucking mess these days

>>71728675
Aren't they ditching the WACA once the new Perth stadium is built?
Can't imagine a new pitch being any better

>>71728675
shame to because Perth Tests are comfy as fuck in the East with the timezone. Basically a day/nighter

I hope the new venue is good

>>71728727
>Aren't they ditching the WACA once the new Perth stadium is built?
They will use the new venue for all relevant matches, ie BBL Ashes/India Tests etc

The WACA will unironically still exist and be used for marquee fixtures such as ODIs against Afghanistan, New Zealand and Rwanda.

>>71728727
sharing it between the two
big games to the arena, small ones go to the WACA

>>71728730
atmosphere is going to be shit for the next 10 years Tbh, Perth hasn't got a large enough population to justify it just yet.

>>71728751
Perth has a bigger population than Sadelaide and they are filling out their ground. The Perth venue is only a little bit bigger.

>>71728768
Western Australians aren't huge on cricket Tbh, it's dwarfed by AFL here. Can't even fill the WACA for a non-ashes test.

>>71728803
whats happening with Subiaco after the new stadium is built?

>>71728819
dunno, I don't think AFL have made a deal with local government on the stadium yet.
It'll probably be demolished like the waste of space that it is

>>71728833
I dont know much about Perth, but it seems like they have a fucking shit legacy plan. A new stadium that is out of the way and two grounds they dont have a clue what to do with

Why didnt they just knock down Subiaco and build the new stadium on the old site?

>>71728867
because there isn't enough space there

the new stadium is part of the foreshore redevelopment and city link plan, so it's not going to be out of the way at all in 20 years.

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who can stop him?

>>71729186
does this trigger the victorians?

>>71728867
New stadium is closer to the airport for Victorian convenience

>>71729596
By like 500 m
It's literally across the river from the WACA

>>71729732
Was talking about Subi
New Stadium also seems more convenient to get to

any games on atm?

cant convert Aussie time to freedom hours

banga vs eng starts in 2 hours

>>71729865

thanks

>>71729856
the end of CA XI vs NSW is on cricket.com.au

Just ordered the new sweet potato chips from nandos lads. I'll give you a review in a tick.

>Only beating CA XI by 4 runs
NSW on pooicide watch

>>71730097
has >your team won a match yet m8?

>>71730101
Yeah m8ey, undefeated

>>71730087
They're a bit shit lads

>>71730097
Fucking joke of a side reliant on the big strong test players

Monty's playing grade cricket in Sydney lads

>>71730239
Might fly over so he can chuck a piss on me

is this /bundes/?

>>71730229
>a team is weaker without its 5-6 best players
Makes you think

>>71730261
we annexed /bundes/

i'm bundes

no i'm /bundes/

/bundes/ here ama

i dont mind the ca xi. It gets young talent like Nair match experience at this level. And they've been pretty competitive even tho they keep losing

>>71730430
they weren't remotely competitive last year Tbh

just got an email from /bundes/ lads

>>71730451
what's it say lad

>>71730432
well it is a completely different team now, obviously.

i suppose it just depends on the year and the talent you get. Im just saying conceptually I like the idea because hopefully it can help close the gap between shield and grade cricket which has become a bit of a problem over the last few years. The idea being that when a spinner like Nair does step up to state level cricket regularly, he is more prepared to endure rather than just get smashed which has happened to plenty of other young spinners like Boyce and Zampa over the last few years.

>>71730451
what did it say?

just did a big /bundes/ in a fancy restaurant lads

>england finally decide to have a test day/night test
>against the West Indies

what the fuck lads

>>71730453
>>71730455
just updating me on the state of the german football league threads lad

I want a /bundes/ but my toaster is broken, what do I do lads?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/56a7os/sledge_thread_facebooks_banglaboys_vs_barmy/

>>>/r9k/31918324

based fucking goosey

Who's happy that Rebecca Wilson finally carked it today?

>>71730498
been waiting all week to let it loose with the lads

>>71730502
only know her for those wogball articles she did Tbh

>>71730513
that's why I'm happy m8, she was a complete and utter cunt

>>71730520
>wahh my wogball

>>71730539
t. Darren "Dazza" Darrenson

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>>71730520
t. David Leyonhjelm

>>71730546
> hating on based Leyonhjelm

>>71730546
kek that's fairly funny

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>>71730553
>being a libertarian
let me know when you graduate from 10th grade

>>71730564
I don't see any humour there Tbh

>>71730546
just banter mate, I'm sure Habibi and his mates will rip some flares in her honour tomorrow

So thats why all the Wanderers fans were chimping out. At the time I assumed they were just doing it because thats what wogs and soccer fans in general do

>>71730553
dunno who he is but
>liberal democrats
lmao

>>71730573
stating a truth about someone who a few days ago everyone was happy to pot but now they're dead there has to be a huge overreaction

reminds me of that chaser song, everyone's a good bloke when they're dead or whatever it was

>>71730581
he is basically the Australian version of Ron Paul

>>71730583
yeah I get all that, but he's not making a joke unlike the chasers

>>71730587
lmao

>>71730589
oh right, I meant the overreaction and that someone has written an article about it was funny

>>71730583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXHleozgQ18
the fallout from that was hilarious

>>71730595
He got elected last time (2013) because he won the ballot and his party was first on the list and dumb bogans confused it with the Liberals

He retained his seat this year because of Prepbulls retarded double dissolution and all the quirks that comes with (same reason One Nation has 4(FOUR) senators) where you only need half the normal votes

>>71730608
>>71730605
>>71730597
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>>71730589
>>71730587
>>71730583
>>71730581
>>71730581
>>71730578
>>71730577
>>71730573
>>71730571
>>71730564
>>71730553
>>71730546
Australians aren't even good at shitposting anymore, kill yourself you faggot from a fucking irrelevant country. Your national team and leagues are even worse than ours you kangaroo cunt. Literally name one notable Australian footballer, I'll fucking wait.

I don't know how one can even be so retarded.

I want to go down to australia and burn down the little abo village you live in you useles

>>71730605
>that don bradman insult

still smarting Tbh

>>71730624
all me

>>71730624
useless turd.*****

>>71730605
>Princess Di
lost

>>71730652
pretty sure that was the one that made people go spastic, bogans with muh brocky aside
absolute truthbomb too

>>71730605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3zKuLgH_l8
best one they did

>In the 1950s Nyarri Morgan was a young man, walking and hunting in South Australia's northern deserts.

>His dramatic first contact with whites came when he witnessed a nuclear bomb explosion at the British testing site at Maralinga.

wew

Hey krazy, why is Chechnya so fucked up in general?

>>71730759
hundreds of years of conflict and oppression, leading to reprisals and in turn even more brutal oppression will do that

the russians were also nowhere near as effective with their divide and rule strategies that worked really well for them elsewhere like central asia and lower in the caucuses

>>71730670
Nah, the today tonight shit was always their best. I remember I was walking through the city once and saw them doing the australian interview skit where they got random chinks on the street to abuse Anna Coren for them. I don't think they knew what half of the words they were saying meant kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lix_7Gdwwz0

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/cric/ btfo

>>71730502
I was neutral toward her, she didn't get a lot of attention in my town, hilarious how everyone is applauding her on Twitter as being proof a woman can make it in the world of sports journalism.

Yeh, had nothing to do with the fact her old man was an influential figure in the industry.

Reminder that the only Australian related sports which are acceptable on /sp/ are /cric/ and /rug/.

Thank you,

Big Strong Swede.

theres no fucking way Warnie actually read Mark Nicholas' book

>>71731007
Mark Nicholas is a great writer

>>71731025
and Warne can't read

>>71731025
He's an eloquent writer, not a good writer. I've never seen him write anything that wasn't just a big bundle of cliche's.

>>71731033
I won't dispute that

SQUASH all AusWORMS
I SAY
*SQUISH*
YOU SAY
*SQUASH*

*SQUISH*

>cliche's

*SQUASH*

>John M: "Ben (the younger) seems to be taking to international cricket like a Duck to water. Pun intended."

Like and share <3

John M: "Ben (the younger) seems to be taking to international cricket like a Duck to water. Pun intended."

>>71731054
Thanks WORMbrah
And to my haters..you all thought this meme wouldn't last a week.
Now you have random people from all over the world calling you WORMS.
Who is laughing now, huh?

Didn't even realise the game was on
are they putting it on youtube again?

>>71731168
no

Just got Preoccupation's self titled album in the mail lads, ama

are brown people allergic to fielding?

>>71731222
genuinely beginning to wonder Tbh. Even when trained in other countries they suck fucking ass in the field. Just look at guys like Khawaja, Sodhi and Monty.

>>71731242
its no secret that south asians are the most unathletic race on the planet. They are abysmal at all sports that require athleticism. I have a theory that one of the reasons cricket picked up in Asia is because its such a skill based sport so they can succeed in it despite being athletically nowhere.

Even in cricket, they traditionally excel in the two areas that require minimal athleticism (batting and spin bowling) and stink at the two which do (fast bowling, fielding). Pakistan are the only real exceptions to that and theyre genetically a bit different (though id say its more cultural)

>>71731263
India were quite good at field hockey weren't they?

>>71731271
i dont think field hockey has ever really been a dominant sport anywhere but india/pakistan

it has a small cult following in australia/netherlands etc but its not really big

this fielding is honestly laughable

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>>71730918

>ben stokes scoring runs in ODI cricket
this is fairly new

>>71726177
>>71726604

>>71731486
not him but this is a pretty disappointing finish by Englel unless Buttler pulls one out

should win comfortably tho

>>71731503
I am the one that made the post and the grey matter of my brain is still telling me england will lose

>>71730182
thanks for the review

how long is it going to take bangladesh to produce a spinner better than this pie chucker shakib, literally ian blackwell tier

30 more years? just embarrassing desu

>>71731508
pitch is doing a fair bit tho, it's not like it's a flat fast track and we have handsome elite muscular chris woakes with the new ball

Is Jos Buttler, dare I say it, elite?

>>71731655
Englands pyjama bowling is still pretty bad. Definitely better than Boland & co, but they're not anything special.

>>71731662
Best finisher around atm for sure

A year ago I'd have said it was Memeswell, but Buttler is way more consistent

No hope, only despair.

how do we fix bangladesh cricket

bangladesh's continual shitness is starting to annoy me

I don't see why they can't be pakistan tier

>>71731723
it's a genetic thing desu, they're low test. it won't necessarily cancel them out completely, they're just gonna have to get really good before they get good, if you know what i mean i.e like india

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>>71731723
they didn't have proper domestic structure until recently.

their promotion was an absolute money grabbing meme and should have never happened until they were ready i.e. now

>>71731783
i guess mominul and mossadek might be elite, maybe one or two others, they're batting is going to work itself soon regardless, need to a herath tier spinner tho

>>71731826
everyone but australia (at home), pakistan and india could do with a herath mate

>>71731826
that mustafizur guy is pretty good

>>71731837
yh but they're a dustbowl team so it should be a formality

>>71731841
>mustafizur
yh looked good against SA at home in test last year, could be their chaminda vaas but seems very injury prone so not sure

>>71731841
literally yet to seem him play properly

I hope he's elite though, I want to see more good fast bowling and I want to see him inspire a bunch of kids to become elite fast bowlers in bangladesh.

Just reading up on Ben Duckett and found this absolute meme of a "series", holy shit

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/series/946659.html

>four england matches
>Match 1
Duckett 163* (104)
>Match 2
Malan 185* (126)
>Match 3
Billings 175 (139)
>Match 4
Bell-Drummond 171* (139)
Duckett 220* (131)

Four matches, 5 (FIVE) 150s from four different batsmen, including one from #4 and a 200 from #3

The fucking state of shit lankan bowling reserves

>>71731876
define properly

>>71731876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_neffuHzR4

guy does look good

>>71731884
as in I haven't given my proper attention to a game featuring him before

absolutely disgusting fielding, even for our normal fielding standards(which is shit Tbh)

Literally England's game to lose now Tbh

>>71731887
also

>that not-out decision at 0:09
who hires these guys

>>71731882
Havent seen alot of him (literally this game) but his batting is quite similar to Morgan. Plays a lot of reverse sweeps and even his stance looks similar.

>>71731889
Right, I've seen plenty of him.

He is absolutely elite in Asia to the extent I'd say he is the second most effective seam bowler in Asia after Starc.

The reason he is elite in Asia is because his cutters are elite as fuck. If he got a go on Nagpur he'd basically be Jadeja bowling @ 135 kph.

But for that reason I have my doubts he'd be any good outside of Asia. Should be a good homebabby tho

>>71731882
Tbf the Sri Lankan bowling reserves were literally all playing against Australia

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>>71731919
lad can generate good speed when needed too

>>71731967
defo better than any indian or si lankan pacer t b h

>>71731967
that reminds me, weird that gambhir will be back in the indian team

endearing how excited curries get by boundaries

>>71731991
Gambhir is better than Shitcar, certainly in Asia anyway

>>71732006
yeah but how since he's played a test? feels like four or five years

unusual comeback to make at his age

>>71732040
never forget the Test he ""played"" in England 2 years ago

Will Bangladesh and Zimbabwe ever tour Australia again?

You LITERALLY cannot argue with any of this
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>>71726054
Why don't these people just not be religious? Pakistan did just finalise outlawing honour killings.

>>71732075
Hopefully Bangladesh
Zimbo is ded

>>71732200
She's unironically very religious

>>71731974
Malinga was unironically on elite watch

>>71732075
Want Banglel to get to the stage where they can Tbh

Just watched The Hunt for the Wilderpeooke lads. Good insight into the kiwi psyche

>>71732077
unironically, you literally can Tbh

Hitler was just the figurehead of the nazi party, he barely did shit

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>>71731443
>>71731461

In the bag for banglel Tbh

>bangladeshi fitness

>all matches take place in just 2 stadiums
kek nice ""country"" you have there bangles

I feel sorry for Shakib Al Hasan. He deserved better than playing for Bangladesh.

can't fucking wait for some test cricket lads
got tickets to day 1-3 of the day/nighter

>>71732947
Where are they playing the day-nighter this year? I'll go on Boxing Day as usual I suppose, but I can't say I'm overly enthusiastic about seeing Pakistan. I think they'll struggle in Australia.

just finished lectures

bangladesh on elite watch

>>71732977
/gabba/ mate

adelaide have the south african one, which will be elite

truthbomb: stuart broad has had an elite hair transplant that no one has ever really picked up on

http://www.hairrestorationnetwork.com/eve/180604-stuart-broad-fue-transplant.html

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>>71733023
been researching surgery then mate?

>>71732907
please no bully

in the bag for da desh

>>71733051
yeah my knowledge of hair restoration/maintenance techniques is elite

the grey matter is churning out data lads

bangladesh have a very good odi batting line-up on paper desu

don't really see how england are going to take wickets against bang in tests desu, anderson will be useless, woakes is inexperienced in asia. not like they have a steyn or a starc or an amir

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morgan's elite tactical mind would have manufactured a victory by now Tbh

SHAKIB
H
A
K
I
B

http://banglacricket.com/alochona/showthread.php?t=47215&page=1000000000

this bangla cricket forum is active af wew

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>you now remember

unironically spent the last two hours watching videos of the west indies just to hear Tony Cozier's voice lads

>>71733217
literally will never forget
GOAT t20 final

>>71733244
>he died before witnessing the great windies revival of the early 20s

>>71733139
their top 6 all average about 30, I wouldn't call that "very good"

bangladesh will win a wc before 2030

maybe 2

book it

>>71733277
ended with the axing of Phil Simmons

>that increasingly desperate tone of his articles leading up to his death
depressing Tbh

On a side note, I actually only discovered he was white last year. Always imagined him as a 6'8" black man who bowled it at a million miles an hour

>>71733311
sorry u lack talent spotting insight m8

>>71733316
they can't win shit on away grounds.

>>71733217
doesn't play on firefox

>>71733316
more likely for australia to be on 8 world cups by then

>>71733352
surely >you lads are going to be hosting one soon once the terrorism meme ends

before krazykuckold jumps down my throat, sri lanka hosted a world cup during a civil war

>>71733352
they beat england in adelaide

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>>71733332

Unironically solid innings from Shakib

I fucking LOVE it when an injured player makes a century while in excruciating pain. It's what makes cricket so great Tbh

Blighty you disgrace me

>inb4 collapse

>>71733422
don't kufa it faggit

wew

>>71733443
you now remember that WT20 match against India.

why would england want to win from here? do they want to get blown up?

>>71733422
fuck you. its all ogre now

>>71733461
haha rude

If england loses this i swear to fucking god

Friends I made a thread
>>71733218

>>71733593
>>71733280 was me Tbh

Ball literally bowled Banglel back into it

Btfo

>>71733600
Thanks friend

you now remember bangledesh 'choking' against india in the t20 world cup that totally wasn't match fixing, as if india lost they wouldn't have got to the semis and the poo's would have rioted

>>71733368
ur mum played on my firefox last nite lmao

backing bangla in a ~close~ one

>>71733632
Tbh

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>this slogging

>despite that show by bangladeshi security pakistan still managed to do a attack

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>last name is literally islam

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>>71733644
>indian """""""""""banter"""""""""""

>>71733644
tell me about kashmir
are you muslim or hindu
do you want to be indian or pakistani or, dare I say it, chinese

>>71733655
Muslim
Neither, I support Sri Lanka

what the fuck are bangladesh doing, literally memed themselves out of this game

>>71733663
reported

>>71733422
you're welcome

>>71733663
What do most Kashmiris other than yourself think? Do they side with Pakistan or India

everything about kohli's appearance is so annoying literally the crickety lad look how contrived sad

>>71733677
Most dont like india
They support either pakistan or complete independence from both

Sigh... I was hoping for a Bangladesh victory to raise my confidence before this exam I have, but now... Sigh...

AmericanCricket: "Sigh... I was hoping for a Bangladesh victory to raise my confidence before this exam I have, but now... Sigh..."

>>71733701
based uscricketguy

>>71733701

It would have been false confidence which hurts more in the long run. We've done you a favour thicko.

>>71733701
pls stop doing that

literally going to be an elite recovery from bangladesh

2late

>>71733672
Don't come back to this thread EVER AGAIN!

just woke up lads

>6 for 17 in 39 balls
execute all bangladeshis

>>71733799
>execute all bangladeshis

not before we all commit mass suicide

>these three brown manlets

>more people live in Bangladesh than Russia
Wow and you still don't have working toilets yet?

>those haram whores chanting for mashrafe
is he a bangla chad?

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Imagine not being English. Shudder at the thought.

>>71733862
>Wow and you still don't have working toilets yet?

you're thinking about the Indians autard

>>71733864
>bangla chad
oxymoron

>>71733880
Well played Chokib.

>>71733884
idk m8 theyre better looking than indians or sri lankans thats for sure

>>71733908
I'll take your word for it, I can't tell the difference

>>71733955
lol what....
differences are striking
banglas have pointier mousier features and are generally darker, indians have bigger eyes, bigger faces. sri lanks just look like total mongs a la mendis or matthews with big undefined faces

honestly they look really different and i dont know how someone couldnt see the differences. kohli for example looks very indian and not at all bangla

(i'm of course generalising someone like yadav could probs pass as bangla)

>>71733877
Bangladesh is glorified Indian autonomous state tbqh

>blunderdesh
This happens every single time.

>>71734015
>thinking indian is an ethnicity
>not realising the bangla and paki genepools are subsets of the total indian genepool
you talk a lot of shit m8, maybe get that hair transplant so we don't have to suffer your posts

>>71734015
hello sandeep

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>>71734059
i know indian it isn't an ethnicity

all i'm saying is really bangla's look a certain way to me and most indians don't look that way, from what i have seen of sri lankan they have a distinctive look about them too

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>>71734107

>>71734107
i see guys who like them all the time desu, especially in muslim ghettos

>>71734149
yh mostly i guess i'm probs comparing them to the paler indians who tend to represent india. those paler surely look distinctly indian tho

>>71734149
what are you doing in muslim ghettos m8?

>>71734184
just passing through

>tfw got caught in a jam because of all the mullahs buying goats to slaughter before eid
bad feel

>>71734052
we're doing quite well as an autonomous state tbqh

http://www.newindianexpress.com/world/2016/jul/16/Bangladesh-stops-open-defecation-in-just-over-a-decade-881547.html

*dabs because classes are over for the day*

>>71734263
>getting triggered by goats, not cows

t. Mamata Banarji

>>71734015
bangla proxyfag detected

>>71734469
t. british paki

Does anyone on /cric/ run a ironic cricket meme page on facebook?

>>71734660
I should hope not

absolutely fucking depressed know drinking would be irresponsible and that just makes me even sadder

>>71734757
Pretty sure 'Smart and cool cricket memes that dont toe the line' is run by someone here

wtf i hate @gilo now

just put the kettle on lads

i enjoy the song erewhon by the dark third

Can anyone stop >us from winning every limited overs tournament for the next ten years?

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Will he ever get a chance?

>>71736079
see >>71733217

>>71736079
based connor

>>71736096
bit busy managing bournemouth

>>71736079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6esGMAEd87I

Roy, Duckett, Root, Bairstow, Stokes, Buttler, Ali, Woakes, Rashid, Wood, Ball

Holy SHIT

There are LITERALLY no flaws here

>>71736232
brown grassy wicket like the ones you used to get in nz

u should probs start producing those again cause ur attack is useless otherwise

>>71736105
wasnt me

>>71736258
>ball
He's already been exposed as a meme

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>>71736331
Plunkett for Ball? I think our batting is too strong then, gotta give JF's a smidgen of a chance

>>71736096
He's the finest water boy in all of Christendom .

>>71734059
There is a clear difference between what indians look like, and what pakis look like
>le everyone is indian!
Fuck off

is daniel hay, dare i say it, a precocious young mind?

>>71736423
Unironically willey

what music sounds like the dark third?

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>tfw no Zara gf

Badladesh

i imagine pussykushion has this pumping whilehe is slaying that white canadian poon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6w0sAbAbE

>>71741001
Based fucking Ankush

>>71736283
Gotta let Kane maintain that 50 average, unlike Crowe

>>71741001
>>71741077
It's Friday night, you know what that means haha?

>>71744092
Cheeky maccas with the lads after a night chasing birds?

>>71744136
uh... birds chase me lad haha, especially French-Canadian ones

heard SMarsh might be making a return today lads

>>71739588
kek what fucking amateur shot this

Epsom's brave Chloe Swarbrick didn't win lads

My shitpost vote was for nothing

Does /pol/ still secretly run /cric/?

>>71745271
/afl/ lad

>>71739045
leather on willow
#theprogressiverockofsport

going as to be joining the richies this year lads

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really makes you think