/cric/ - BBQ Edition

First for French-Canadian pussy

3rd for lobotomising Queensland

New American Football leaked lads

It's shit

>>71650070
>New American Football
gay

Haha just thought of a great joke lads

Alright here it is:

"Shane Watson wanted to play professional rugby union as a kid, but he just couldn't convert"

Ahahaha great stuff

Reminder to buy a Matador™ barbie to support your state cricket team

It's not on tv :(

>>71650887
>>71620652

Can't even mock Boland anymore with how fucking shit these other two blokes are

>coldest spring in 20 years
Kill me lads

>>71646954
How do you pronounce Harare, fucking weird name. Salisbury was goat and they should have kept it. The should have kept the whiteys in general actually.

Embarrassed to be Australian right now lads

>>71652518
>an f1 pilot is unironically >our best "athlete" now
wew

>>71652589
Does a good shoey tbf

>>71652630
That act of boganism WILL infuriate certain posters here

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>>71651834

>>71652976
Ricky is LITERALLY a based, elite and handsome wog

>>71653048
The one person I wish didn't watch our sport.
Tbh Zimzam makes me worry for South Africa's cricket team. We all saw what quotas did to that side, even with guys like Masakadza and Chigumbura.

>its a GateNEET spends his day pondering about Zimbabwe episode

>>71653076
Of course he is. F1 is a wog sport. He doesn't act like a wog which is the key difference though. I can tolerate them when they're not being absolute fucking cunts

If you're pondering over cricket's popularity this might be interesting
http://www.topendsports.com/world/lists/popular-sport/sports/cricket.htm

I was literally and unironically bullied by wogs in school for being white

>>71653279
>Malaysia barely even registering
Wankush and Gatecuck irrevocably BTFO

>>71653527
>2007-2011
I wasn't the one arguing over that either.

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I just got a 800g big potato salad at Woolies, on special for $6. We're having a 'food day' at work today where everyone brings a dish and we share for lunch and I said I'd bring a potato salad.
I'm imagining the spread will be a classic cold meats and salad type situation, I'm sure there will be a lot of sweets like Tim Tams and such but I told my girlfriend that I would try and eat healthy so I will be staying away from those haha.
My colleague is Turkish and his mother made a big tray of Baklava, which is a traditional Turkish sweet pasty dish I believe. I'm particularly excited for that, however I'll only be having a small portion due to the high sugar content.

>>71653655
>We're having a 'food day' at work today
>working on a public holiday
m8

>>71653709
>every state has the same public holidays
lmao

long weekend was last week mate

>>71653756
i honestly wasnt even aware that there was internet service in the irrelevant states

Robelinda blocked us lads

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time to give up on the rwandan cricket meme lads

>>71653870
These """people""" need to reassess their ""lives""

Tipping Bangladesh to upset England

>>71653243

> f1 is a wog sport
> majority of teams are based in england, or have facilities there.

>>71654368
and everyone who watches it in australia is a wog you daft cunt

>>71654368
>durrrrrr all the epl teams are in england so wogball isn't for wogs
kys

>>71654386

crowds at the australian grand prix are fairly white.

>>71654576
Wogs can be white you utter mong. Olive skinned Italians are only from certain regions.

Bangers haven't lost a home odi series in a while, are they becoming, dare i say it, above average?

>>71655002
In pyjama. I remember them doing well in the Asian T20 cup too. Can't remember their last test series and I'm sure it was terrible.

>>71655002
lol, when was the last time they played a real cricket team at home in a pyjama series?

All I remember is Zhane Wadson slogging all their shitty left arm spinners to cow corner and getting 185* in doing it

>host game in pissbin
>no one shows up
>rained out

Literally stupid. Play it in the southern cities during spring.

>>71655122
When the fuck is a good time to play in Brisbane?

It pours during the summer. The D/N Test will probably be a washout

>>71653809
Did you tell him we're mates with his brother?

>>71655177
Brisbane can literally fuck off Tbh. Dig up the pitch and drop it in Canberra, Geelong, /gong/ or wherever.

Why is the CA website so shit lads?

>>71655478
Andrew Ramsay.

I miss baggygreen

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>>71655540
Channel 9 really managed the buyout well

Heading down to the local Greg Chappel Cricket Centre lads, you want anything?

http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-australia-2016-17/content/story/1060186.html?CMP=chrome

Australia is literally Starc: the team, in all formats now

Once again the mentally weak convicts need the big and strong wogs to bail them out

>A 20-year-old Sydney man has been charged with murder and denied bail after police allege he stabbed his father to death in an argument over time spent on a computer.
>Police said 56-year-old Stephen Chapman was stabbed multiple times during an argument with his son Daniel Chapman their home in Josephine Crescent in Moorebank about 8:40pm last night.

Based fucking Goosey

>>71656138
Based goosey grinding EN and PUG mythics for an 890 ilvl.

So it's not on free to air, is it?

>>71656288
Not on the telly at all. Channel 9 only want to show NSW and Vic games, since the stronger pyjama sides are less enjoyable viewing than reruns of 90s sitcoms.

>>71656350
broadcasted matches per team
>WA: 5
>NSW: 4
>VIC: 4
>QLD: 3
>TAS: 2
>SA: 2
Kys

>>71656407
>majority are NSW v X and Vic v X
Good job proving me wrong

>>71656463
>the teams that play the largest number of games, play the largest number of games
thanks for that brilliant, analytical insight

But lets look at WA's broadcasted fixtures
Oct 6: Qld v WA, WACA.
Oct 8: WA v Vic, WACA.
Oct 9: SA v WA, WACA.
Oct 15: Tas v WA, North Sydney.
Oct 19: NSW v WA, North Sydney.

>2/5 involve NSW/Vic

>>71656503
Yes WA is the exception. The majority are NSW and Vic games though and this is an objective fact that you CANNOT debate.

>>71656532
>w-what I said is right except for the part that disproves it
You said
>Channel 9 only want to show NSW and Vic games
And that statement has been disproven, which you CANNOT debate

You've been schooled son

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Just tweeted at the three major mayoral candidates about eden park being shithouse as a way of picking my vote

Swarbrick unironically responded. If neither Goff or Crone respond I'm voting for her

Also, I didn't know this. Is she bullshitting?

>>71656576
>broadcasts without NSW/Vic - 3
>broadcasts with NSW/Vic - 7

Kys

>>71656596
Based Daniel LITERALLY getting a cricket stadium built

When are you running for ICC chairman m8? Under your watch Rwanda and Iceland will be cricketing superpowers in no time

>Western Springs has been mooted as a new home for test cricket in Auckland by Regional Facilities Auckland, at a cost of $20 million. This rationale was boosted in 2015 when the AFL stated that they would like play Australian Rules Football there at AFL level. Auckland Cricket are reluctant to move after their return to their traditional home at Eden Park, redeveloped for the 2011 Rugby World Cup, but concede that it is too small for major cricket. The shift plan is further complicated by the proposed repositioning of speedway at Mount Smart Stadium and the positions of the incumbents there.[3][4] In 1987 Western Springs hosted its first and so far only list-A limited overs game.[5]

indradasding

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Springs_Stadium
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11557286

>>71656662
>thugby poonion will soon be replaced with handsome muscular aussie rules
Feels good lads

>>71656662
I'm not entirely convinced it's big enough. like it COULD be big enough but I'm sure they'll be all "yeah hmm 55m boundaries are enough" and pack it out with seating.

Other problem is it's kinda a way out. If the Victoria Park plan got put through it'd be in the central city and far more people would go, but the council somehow seems convinced that the 20 people that use Vic Park at lunchtimes (ironically I'm one of them, was there today) will be upset if we put a cricket ground there.

>>71656700
I would support an Auckland AFL team unironically. Don't know why we got the Worriers instead, at least AFL is a different sport.

>>71656725
Cuckby Plebgue is a different sport. Please do not compare it to Rugby.

>>71656735
They attract the same people, albeit one dumber than the other.

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This is Western Springs. As I said, it COULD be a proper size ground if they knocked down the buildings and built out

BUT you can bet your bottom dollar they'll leave it like that and make it even smaller that Eden Park

>>71656662
>This rationale was boosted in 2015 when the AFL stated that they would like play Australian Rules Football there at AFL level
That's cool actually, didn't know this. Would make it more financially viable as well. Not sure of the long-term but I know tons of people would flock to watch the first few AFL games just for the gimmick factor

>>71656846
It's how a lot of the cricket grounds around here keep afloat. Virtually every turf wicket here is used as a footy ground during winter.

>>71656809
they only recently redid all the lights and bleachers as well

ill be happy when speedway leaves

did we finish the cabbie XI?

>>71656892
I'm aware, was always certain that if Auckland was to get a proper ground it would want to be AFL too, the big deal is that the AFL themselves are interested, instead of a whole "please mr big strong australian let us into your league" situation.

This Virender Sehwag insurance company ad is 10/10

>>71656939
>the most dangerous batsman in the world
>in our neighbourhood!

>>71656662
>Under your watch Rwanda and Iceland will be cricketing superpowers in no time
>Not Malaysia

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>>71656939
post yfw after watching 4 straight hours of indian commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXApy0IegKs

they really missed a trick by not using this elite classic tune as the theme music for the rwanda fund tttt

Holy shit Doull shut the fuck up stop being so biased it's not out

I'm gonna ask and the poomunity is just gonna say "lol Poo Peeland already lost" but does NZ have any chance of chasing this down?

>>71657079
no way

>>71657079
India would still be favourites if the chase was 150

Australia will literally win the 3rd ODI

>>71657132
lmao

will guptill get off the mark

>>71657125
That's shameful considering me and 10 random cab drivers could chase that down

>>71657132
They better not I got a solid bet on it

>bet365 pricing SA @1.60

lmao

>>71657158

lmao

>still no play in the matador cup

literally get rid of queensland

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>tfw australia adopted this shit sport instead of basedball

>>71657178
Is it tough to keep up with all the meme first class domestic cricket when the internationals are going on?

>almost dragged one into stumps again

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>>71657214

>>71657158
lads

>>71657218
just look at the scorecard every now and then lad

>>71657256
#elite

Anyone else have an elite_watch.txt saved on their desktop and filled with stats and figures on domestic players?

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Is there any way you can change the ODI kits to not look like pajamas?

Reminder Kusal Mendis will win innings of the year (IOTY) for his maiden century. Unless some Zimbabwe bloke pulls out a series defining knock or NZ bat this out, that was as good as you're ever going to get

>>71657314
screenshot yours lad

or better yet, post it

>>71657354
Martin Guptill will literally take it with this innings.

>>71657382
I'm not giving away my elite tips mate

>>71657327
The singular colour scheme is probably the issue but it's "tradition" now

Terrible umpiring Tbh. This series is literally going to be what pushes India into drs

>bowling ashwin this early
Is Virat, dare I say it, nervous?

Do the white people you see in the stands live in India or are they just visiting?
I saw a lot of white people also in the crowd in the Sri Lankan series rooting for Sri Lanka

>>71657512
>40 without loss
#rattled

>>71657527
you'd be surprised how many europeans live in india

all that colonialism lad

>>71657527
Visiting most likely. The English and Australians tend to travel around with the team on tours

>13 ovs
>no wickets

worry.jpg

>>71657559
I don't understand why/how a white person would want to live in India

>>71657559
Don't think there's that many these days after independence. India wasn't really a place that got a lot of settlement, unlike Africa. It was already crowded enough.

>>71657571
Literally going to be the guptill show

>>71657559
>you'd be surprised how many europeans live in india
barely any

>>71657581
im surprised

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cricket is gay

Ashwin's average demands a wicket in his next over #bookit

>Match referee - DC Boon

When did this start?

OFFICIAL LIST OF UNACCEPTABLE PLACES FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO LIVE
1.India/Pakistan/Bangladesh
2.Most of Asia besides Southeast Asia
3.All of Africa besides South Africa
4.The entire Middle East
5.Post Soviet states/Siberia

>>71657609
2-3 years ago iirc, when the last round of selectors changed he went from being one of the selectors to a ref

>>71657615
Probably easier to live in Algeria or something than Zimbabwe la

>>71657615
Plenty of white people retire to the Seychelles m8

>>71657615
>5.Post Soviet states/Siberia
With the exception of the Central Asian ones (asiatic) and arguably the Caucasus ones (>wog) those are literally all white-majority countries

>>71657629
>98% muslim
no thanks

>>71657636
>S
>W

>>71657651
what

>>71657654
>Sl
>Wh

>>71657665
what

>>71657665
>>>/pol/
>>>/onenation/
>>>/reclaimaustralia/
>>>/nrl/
>>>/newguard/

>>71657682
t. Straffo

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Joe Mennie

>tfw no lydia ko gf

Cheeky 5fer on the draw lads?

>>71657753
Elite

>>71657773
Nah. It's a win or loss.

>>71657773
Thought it was day 4

nevermind then

Don't want to jinx it, but this is winnable now

gucktill

Jinxed it lads.

Knew there was going to be one after lunch at the bottom of my heart but I didn't want to accept it.

>>71657854
you jinxed it

Daniel's right, Latham's unironically going to be the greatest ever New Zealand opener and their fourth greatest ever batsman. More of a testament to NZ's history though tbf. Until recently they only had two (2) world class players and one world class injury

rare bane

>>71658057
Tell me about kane, why does he vomit up his food

>>71658020
>he rates the Kiwi Cowan
>he rates le statpad against Zimbabwe man
lol

My hatred of cucktill knows no bounds

>>71658071
Because an indian cooked it

>>71658020
>Until recently they only had two (2) world class players and one world class injury
You including Kane in that?

latham has the most aesthetic leaves
prove me wrong

>its a >we start performing when the test match has already been lost episode

>>71658169
I don't really like them, the way he leans his body forward is a little bit faggy

Also reminder it got him out in SA

I remember last year against UAE I think it was Rashid (maybe Samit Patel) had a ridiculous move when leaving against spin that was hilarious

Yeah just searched the archive it was Rashid. He swished his bat around and basically played an imaginary shot 50cm inside the line of the ball hitting downwards

>>71658178
Theyre not performing. They just look less shit because There's nothing left in the pitch

>>71658188
This is possibly the most casual opinion of all time

>tfw i recognise all of the gfs from stalking them on instagram

Sarah is a top qt tttt

>>71658168
not him

but Kane and Hadlee are PP's two world class players

Crowe was very good but not world class

>You will never get GAYLE'D

Why live?

>>71658205
Not an argument

>>71658213
Yeah I never really consider Crowe that highly but a lot of the great bowlers of his era do which makes me reconsider. There's also the fact that during that time NZ catered their pitches tons to suit Hadlee and generally were raging seamers with an average score of 200-250, which brings his average down.

I was beginning to believe lads

>>71658168
Crowe and Hadlee. Kane is the third

Tbh I also rate Le Glasses. If he didn't literally need to coach himself as he was the first kiwi to bowl proper spin and was in a different side he would have been up there with the GOATs

hey lads

>>71658179
worst leave was Younis at the start of the English tour

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just making the required updates lads

Reminder le glasses was a wog

>>71658348
>was
when did he die m8?

>>71658354
Mar 29, 2015

on your bike ross

time to retire mate

http://www.strawpoll.me/11354458
http://www.strawpoll.me/11354458

>>71658387
jarryd hayne

>>71658117
this is literally an elite innings

who's this retarded commentator, everyone knows ashwin changes the seam for different deliveries

>>71658387
who the fuck is Lorius Karius

>>71658432
no clue and you shouldn't know either unless you're a wog piece of shit

>>71658448
your inferiority complex over football is honestly hilarious

>>71658459
>LE U R LE INFEARYORIDY GOMPLIX XD XD

Time for another 50 from Manawatu's brave Lucas Ronchi insha'allah

>>71658414
I'm not listening but it's probably Doull

I thought Ronchi is from Darwin

>>71658555
kiwi raised in perth

Who will win the the barbecue tournament lads?

>>71658581
SA

>>71658581
Me

>>71658448

> hates wogs
> loves pajeets

>>71658594
curries contribute positively to australian society, wogs don't

>>71658608

they undercut australians on wages and only hire their own.

If Luke Ronchi was allergic to ginseng he'd be Puke Dong Quai

>>71658674
but they work

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>>71658704
'no'

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I'm fuckin on fire tonight lads

>>71658720

poorly.

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this is either the wrong person tagged, or very subtle bait

>>71658757
nah soz i just typed in @L without thinking I reposted it correctly

>>71658754
but they work

>Shami 0-37
Those are fucking impressive figures. Do they show the total wickets for the series because how does a bowler take 37 wickets in a test?

If Luke Ronchi were the NZ prime minister he'd be Luke Johnkey

lmao he's trying to fit in

>>71658835
it's also the only one remotely funny in this thread

>>71658835
i thought it was actually pretty good

>home
Bancroft
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
S Marsh
M Marsh
Nevill
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon
Pattinson (if fit)/Bird

>india
Bancroft
Warner
Smith
S Marsh
Head
M Marsh
SOK
Nevill
Starc
Lyon
Swepson

>>71658861
yeah okay maybe not swepson but okay

>>71658861
also handscombe over head

>>71658877
I prefer head over handys 2bh

>ywn have bodhini tea

>>71658835

KEK You got destroyed you little faggot.

>>71658877
>handscombe
>isnt very handsome

We can probably start making an official people who have blocked @4chancricket XI, see if it could beat the responded/followed XI (protip: it can, good cricketers don't respond to shitposts)

>
>Martin Guptill
>Michael Vaughan
>
>
>
>
>Mitchell Starc
>
>Jason Gillespie
>

Also Andrew Ramsey

>>71658955
Who is Andrew Ramsey?

>>71658961
top lmao get a load of this freshie

>>71658961
the poet of cricket

>>71658955
>guptill
Didn't you say good cricketers?

ban the break

donk

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>>71658961
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/feature/ashes-2017-18-crystal-ball-england-australia-marsh-swepson-smith-root-cook-gabba-pink-ball-day-night/2016-05-27

>England: Sam Robson, Alex Hales, Tom Westley, Joe Root (c), Ian Bell, Ben Stokes, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Stuart Broad, Adil Rashid, Mark Footitt, Jake Ball. 12th man: Moeen Ali

every time

>>71659104
>ashes-2017-18-crystal-ball-england-australia-marsh-swepson-smith-root-cook-gabba-pink-ball-day-night/\

what the fuck is a "eco-feminist"

How the fuck has Matt Henry got 3 first class 50s with that defensive technique

>one of the topics that was talked about at the ICC conference was pitches that generate a result
>on this front I believe test cricket has found a balance

LITERALLY shut the fuck up

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top tweets for the past 3 months

how many do (you) have?

>>71659248
0

these trannies on twitter are literally disgusting lads

>>71659248
heres your you

you are a faggot and this shit isn't funny, just sad

>>71659248
these are all horrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miVRaoR_8xQ
new rlm review is out lads

>>71653702
I cannot wait for the day India is nuked

>>71659457
aren't you part indian mate

>>71659461
It's a price I'm willing to pay

>>71659363
did he have a stroke or something?

>>71646954
>propane

http://www.espncricinfo.com/county-cricket-2016/content/story/1060284.html?CMP=chrome

Daniel on suicide watch

>>71659987
literal freshie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

just downloaded the latest issue of The Cricket Monthly in pdf format lads. Firing up SumatraPDF to give it a read as we speak

Kimber has fucking lost it

He just wrote a hard-luck essay about the cheater Ajmal. Next he is going to write a story about Cronje who was a good boy who dindu nuffin

>>71660522
you literally can't point to a single thing that Cronje or Butt did wrong

Rod Marsh and Dennis Lillee are innocent

Wasim was found not guilty and that's all that matters

Marlon Samuels is a fine and upstanding man

Chris Cairns is a national hero and anyone who says otherwise is a traitor

Thami Tsolekile was a victim of systematic racism

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>mfw the ABL becomes Australia's number one summer sport within 10 years

>>71660670
the what?

>>71660670
>ABL
won't last
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/australian-baseball-league-to-go-ahead-in-2016-without-financial-support-of-major-league-baseball/news-story/30f9ed0a61110ff17c59ce9efb852d69

>>71660677
Baseball, obviously

>>71660689
how does ABL equal baseball? That makes no sense?

>>71659472
hurricane coming your way lad, stay safe I love you

>>71660700
>average crickuck intelligence
lmao

>>71660969
could you spell it out for me then mate? I'm a bit slow sorry

>>71660982
triggered, cuck?

>>71660969
why do you watch baseball?

>>71660997
What does triggered mean? Like a gun trigger? Isn't cuck a kind of porn? I'm not going to lie mate, I'm a bit lost here.

>>71661002
he doesn't, just trying to fish some free replies from daft cunts like you

>XD went 8, 0, 45, 0 against fucking Queensland

To think this """man""" used to be Australia's pyjama bowler of choice.

>>71661002
I'm glad this question was asked. For almost the entirety of my life, I was like you: A fan of the game known as "cricket". Then, fate intervened. Call it happenstance, Divine Guidance by the hand of our Lord. Whatever. While surfing the channels on the box I happened to stumble on a network called ESPN and what I saw changed my life forever. What was this game? A game of speed, of skill, heroes, villains. An almighty union of all the human body is capable of. Initially, I thought this was some variant of our colonial game which we play here down under. But no, this was a beast of an entirely other variety. No cricketer could match these athletes, not even the T20 immortals like Chris Lynn and Clint Mckay. I admit I was scared at first but I was soon acclimatized (yes, that is the American spelling, idgaf if that offends you) and realized that I had discovered the real "Peoples' Game".

This is why I watch baseball.

just did a big fat shit lads, probably weighed 0.8 kg if I had to guess

it literally shot out of my sphincter in a second, despite being a good 20 cm in total length and maybe 8 cm in diameter
barely left a mess either, three wipes and I was done

>>71661077
fair enough then, i hope your ABL team succeeds then

>>71661107
always nice to have a nice easy poo with minimal mess, no straining and plenty of length to admire in the bowl afterwards

>Mark Good injured
>Mo looks like opening instead of Duckett

It all started off so rosy with fraud Morgan not playing. Reminder I will NOT be watching this """tour""""" and hope the England players get hacked to death

>>71660801
Actually it past just above, didn't affect us. It's making direct landfall in Jamaica and Haiti rn ):

Due to our proximity to S.America we get away from big storms. Last storm to hit us was a Tropical Storm in 1999. "God is a Trini" we usually say.

NZC is in absolute shambles right now

just bought a Matador BBQ lads

I am very upset lads

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>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/cricket/news/article.cfm?c_id=29&objectid=11722147

>>71666512
It seems like a load of shit at the moment but if this means the BCCI are actually getting disciplined I'm willing to lose a dead rubber and some pyjamas

>>71666512
Da fug?

>Queensland is the only team with a win
Apologise southern cucks

>>71655177
Winter. Play 2 tests in qld/nt in winter. Getting real sick of 5/6 test matches at home a year

>>71666512
>>71666592
AYYYY LMAO

Does this mean NZC will now sue the BCCI for 45 gorillion shekels?

>>71668076
that might just be your worst post ever

while we're at it, why not schedule some winter Tests against Rwanda and Malaysia?

>>71668405
Never been to the Northern Territory, but I've heard that winter is actually the drier period there so it might make some kind of sense.

>>71670440
ive lived in the NT and you're correct but that is not the point

logistically it would work. But from a sporting/business perspective it is non-starter. It would be played infront of zero peopleand a few more than that would be watching it on TV. Even the World Cup that was hosted here struggled to hold in interest and that was in March, letalone winter.

Hosting winter Tests is for teams like Bangladesh (and now Windies) which won't be profitable even in the summer but >we are still contractually obliged to host them so they are shafted in during the winter to get them out of the way while keeping the valuable summer fixtures open for better teams to tour.

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>>71671379
Beautiful

>>71663366
Doing better than >we will DESU. Should have kept Ronchi

>#BREAKING: Tauranga City Council has decided it will no longer offer an organised New Year's event at Mt Maunganui beach.
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>>71674022
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Who do people from NT and ACT play for in the Sheffield shield?

>>71674205
Other states. A spinner from the Northern Territory played for WA on Sunday and was total shit

>>71674205
Whoever wants them mate. There's no requirement that you have to play for your state, but state teams will generally identify talent in their region at an early age and lock them in.
Guys like Usman, Rogers, Gilchrist, Johnson, Zampa and Cowan all played for other states.

>>71674205
Usually Tasmania (aka NSW B) because its the easiest team to get into

>>71674234
Except in NSW where there is simply too much talent so you have a situation where the other five states are basically just NSW feeder teams

>>71674234
Is there a quota, like at least 6 Victorians must play for Vic?

>>71674244
Ryan Carters.

There are a lot of New South Welshman in other state sides though, yes.

>>71674252
Nope. Play where you like for who you like. Tasmania is the only state that would ever find itself in that situation though purely because of population.

>>71674264
Also Peter Nevill now that I think about it.

>NSW keepers

Lmao

>>71674279
>>NSW keepers
That Gilchrist fellow went alright

>>71674288
Never heard of him

>>71674300
t. Ian Healy

au/sp/ is fucking horrible lads. What happened in the last 9 months?

lmao @ au/sp/ being nuked

South Australia to win da barbie, WA (fitness reliant) or Victoria to come second

>>71674526
CA XI are the hot favourites mate.

On that note, why did they not just get called the ACT Comets or some shit? May as well try to build a fan base in Canberra.

>go eat dinner
>au/sp/ gets deleted

>>71674523
>>71674534
Fucking dire thread tbf, probably the best thing for it. Looked like something straight out of /b/.

>>71674534
What did you have for dinner?

>>71674526
memeswell will meme victoria to victory

>>71674550
Spaghetti Bolognese with garlic bread

>>71674540

Back up lads

>>71674554
Memeswell is literally a dumber Afridi

>>71674534
good, cancerous thread

>>71674600
dumb like a fox

>>71673641

Indian rapists BTFO**

>>71674615
Makes you think

>there's another Agar
Looking forward to the memes lads

>>71662604
glad to hear it, stay safe mate

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What could she have possibly meant by this?

fuck jannies

>>71675082
nah fuck that cancerous /b/-tier general

>>71675093
it used to be much, much better

it's current state is making me fear for the summer of cricket

>>71675093
It was so fucking bad

cricket on the telly again tomorrow lads

>>71675098
It will be better when there can be an actual game on tv to watch having centre of discussion

>>71675098
ive always avoided it but I assume it would always be shit

i like /sp/ because it is a mix of sports and memesputing. You cant actually discuss sport in that general because it isnt about any particular sport or type of sport. It's basically just a displaced /int/ general

>>71675107
No, because when that happens /cric/ will just be more active and that shit thread wont exist

Maxwell needs to literally be lobotomised for trying to move to NSW. Anyone that willingly betrays their own state is a traitorous piece of shit

>>71675115
try reading his post again

>>71675116
He is a Cucktorian tbf. Most of them are raised on the Big Strong New South GOATsman teet. It's only natural for him to experience the Oedipus complex at some point.

>>71675116
obviously he was told he would get back into the australian side if he moved to new south wales, it's a tactic they've used with plenty of players before

>>71675157
Go on, or is this the NSW bias meme again

i swear Azhar resigned as Paki ODI captain

>>71675291
wasn't that afridi

>>71675315
i thought he ragequit after they got PTFO by Englel

I Can't wait to lose tomorrow :)

>>71675319
dunno, pak cricket is a mess

>>71675325
sa, vic or aus lad

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>>71675342
Clarke
Rogers
Taylor
Nicholas
Hussey
Ponting

you cannot debate this

>>71675359
>Rogers

Sarah Hanson-Young please go

>>71675342
enjoy having a full time woman commentator

>>71675364
haha great comedic value as always mate

>>71675368
there's already plenty on radio and they're better than the majority of channel 9
so long as it's not underwood or some shit it can only be an improvement

>>71675369
Rogers is an average commentator and his SJW-shilling has no place in sports commentary.

>>71675375
Allison Mitchell is great but literally every other female commentator I've heard has been trasj
>you now remember Channel 9 making Meg Lanning attempt commentary