/heem/: USA edition

amateur heem brah here

nc cuck that keeps "calling" me out

where you at?

where you at mother fucker?

don't be scared homie

>>66501459
You talking to me brah?
I told you the 9th

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>>66501458
>shitthatwillneverhappen.jpg

>>66501470
alright bro, wanna do it in my backyard?

>>66501419
>Ryron is progressinvly getting more and more sick of Rener's shit.
How long until they heem each other?

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I'm 6ft 0" with a long reach yet at Flyweight

Should I train UFC bruh?

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He's the last superstar, if he gets jail time or loses to DC (lol) the UFC will be kill

>>66501470
wheres your backyard at?

why was the other thread deleted?

>>66501325
>>66501325
>>66501325

>>66501496
good ol' mayberry friend

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>>66501494

>You are now aware that if Anderson loses to Hall, he will have 4 loses in his last 5 fights

>two fuck boys think they can fight cause visible abs

Oh I'm laughing now. I wish they weren't talking shit so we could see this pathetic match up

>>66501494
New Mexico lawmakers don't give a shit about whether or not Jones is a star

if anything, they will try and make an example out of Jones that nobody is above the law

>>66501509
I'm hoping a motivated Anderson smashes Uriah

>>66501501
Im not above 40, no idea where that is

>>66501515
estonia doesn't have visible abs kek

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>jon

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>>66501532

I'm here, pussy

>>66501530
mount airy bro, like 20 minutes north of winston-salem

not hard to find

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>I would literally make you suck my dick if you ever did some dumb shit like that

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Why is this guy such a prick?

How does he explain to his family, to his fans and to his family the whole charade he put up for years of him being a good christian.
His brothers hadn't had public run ins with the law despite being niggers of the same lineage, what went wrong with Jon? Is it about his sister? Is he just an ape?

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>>66501501
are you a descendant of a bunker twin? you have a chinky look about you.

>>66501458

any potheads wanna throw down?
i can heem any one/all of you

bring it

t. cokehead

>>66501579
i wish bro, i could be famous

unfortunately i'm pure white

post a pic so i recognize u when we meet up

>>66501579
my money's on amateur heem brah
just look at that nose, you can tell its not a virgin

>>66501564
I honestly am kind of curious about what makes Jones tick.

>>66501545
NC or MD

>>66501626
hmm you scared already bro?

>>66501643
Im scared of nothing. If its Maryland i can come if its nc im going to need to schedule days off since i live in PA

>>66501509

I think hall is going to knock him out with a spinning back meme

>>66501663
its nc u goof, i thought you were nc cuck

or has he already dicktucked this fast?

>>66501663
>>66501643
>thinking that fighting against some guy on a mongolian nail cleaining webforum matters

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living life living life
sucking my d like mcgregors wife
being the best is for what i strive
give me a you like, imply

im so cold, ice age, saber tooth(SOUL)
she's a cunt, full'a baggage, to the curb
estonia, box head fag,l heem your head back, circular
get mount real quick, you better cover
eh it's useless you dumb busta
ducking a twink you have no honor
call up an organ donor
you can't touch me mewv like mcgregor
show up or ill bring my squad
diaz and them, ya fucking coward

show up to the fight
show up to the fight
Ya cuck faggot

>>66501623

He's a sociopath, he's 28 and acts like he's a reckless teen

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GSHeem vs Cuckless Robbie Lawler at 200

Who takes it?

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>>66501539

you know what i want

anyone seen Arianny's sc story today?

i kekd at her over reaction to some black bum pissing.

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>>66501702

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>>66501706
>Snapchat

>>>/normieville/

>>66501695
Similarly to the Hendricks fights if GSP is still himself.

>>66501695

>it's a gsp snoozefest

wew lad why are people so excited about this roided up french faggot?

>>66501687
He dropped out of college at eighteen, was a champion by 23 and never got his ass kicked.

How was anyone ever surprised by how he turned out?

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Reminder than being heemed, and having your leg snapped then being dropped and losing even after a cheap shot to a pakistani with no power in his fists ees normal

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>tfw I'll annihilate bitchboi tyrone on the 9th of april

>>66501711

There are r9k Mexicans? Nothing but prostitutes, drugs, and alcohol. How can you be a robot?

>>66501737

g-haitch-jaw desu

>>66501738
>Nothing but prostitutes, drugs, and alcohol
Sounds a lot like the USA tbqh

>>66501737
This guy creeps me the fuck out.

I

>>66501746

The wall just got 10 feet higher

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>>66501749

kek, vince vs dana when?

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>>66501754
Not even a 1 kilometer wall can bring back your severed foreskin phampai.

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>>66501778

>having nothing to banter about other than muh foreskin
>he's a dicklet manlet poorspic

does anyone else get anxiety when people talk about fighting on here?

stop triggering me please

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>>66501782
>The wall just got X feet higher for the 1203th time
>Valid bant

>American calling others dicklet

Funny how pathetic americans are, not even with Jamal's BBC they can raise the standart

>>66501581

Bring it on sucker, I'm 10th planet certified to kick your ass

>cheapest seat in ufc 198 costs more than R$1.100,00
>they expect to fill a 45k capacity stadium

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>66501805
good things you guys' dicks are such good size and all

all the white women are just running into your spic arms arent they eh?

>>66501814

already sold 38k lad

>>66501805
the lier map of the world more like

>>66501805

>straya

explains allot, hahahahha

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>there are goofs in this thread that think they can take that right hand shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVeIr-xrEvc

>>66501805
wtf is wrong with aus and NZ

>>66501855
actually i know a guy from australia and he has a huuge penis so i think that pic has been altered

>>66501871
You're gay

>>66501829
>this is real

what the flying fuck

this is like 3-4x the price of tickets for world cup games

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>>66501816
>all the white women are just running into your spic arms arent they eh?
>White american women
They are Jamal's property now, they aren't running towards you whitelets either and to be quite honest, i wouldn't want an american disgusting slut obsessed with nigger culture and the E! channel.

How does it feel to live in a country where the majority will be black&white liberal mongrels in <20 years?

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>>66501871
fag

>>66501881

it's a big fucking show lad, look how many main event tier dudes are in the undercard, why are you surprised???

>>66501810
>meme planet

i cannot wait to smash your stupid face and fix those teeth with my knees

>>66501814
>>66501881
>All brazilians are poor
No my friend, you live in an oligarchy, all rich white hues are going

Name 1(one) hueland card that wasn't sold out

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>>66501883
nigga we're on the verge of being the 1st seed
enjoy it

>>66501898

Sure thing buddy just let me know if you can make it down to heavyweight or if I'll have to get some cattle scales for the catch weight

>>66501814
>look up exchange rates
>300 bucks

Brazil is poor.

>>66501892
its just that the UFC really isnt that popular in brazil anymore, if you ask a 100 people in the street the weight divisions of UFC you might not get one correct answer

brazil lost most of its champions, globo doesnt broadcast nor advertise it anymore, etc, this is really surprising desu

>>66501928
In the third world, only true fans attend UFC events

I bet Vitor is having sex with his wife somewhere in your TV channels promoting this fight

>>66501928
>globo
fugg i hate that channel, the documentary on that mafia they call media is insane

hey pussy, you there?

>>66501919
brazil is poor and exchange rates make it look even worse

300 dolars in america dont have the same buypower as 1100 reais in brazil, its more like if they were charging 600ish dolars for the worst seats

we're winning baby

http://fortune.com/2016/03/30/rank-most-disappointing-leaders/

bitchboy tyrone, answer me

>>66501956
then don't go faggot

>>66501798
not anxiety coz im a not a fucking faggot like you but these shit american cunts need to shut the fuck up, these pussies aren't gonna fight, we aren't gonna see somebody get heemed in a filthy trashy backyard.
Shut the FUCK UP HEEM fucking americunts

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>>66502018
pic related is me

i'd carb you the fuck up m8, fruity cunt

>>66502018
what the fuck?
this whole fucking thread is cucks talking about fighting eachother and fags arguing about dicksize???????????
heem what the fuck...

Name the top 5 heavyweights of all time

>>66502046
Brendan Schaub
Fedor
Jared Rosholt
Brock Lesnar
Cain Velasquez

>>66502046
ngannou roy overeem hunto fedor

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>>66502044
Then people deny that MMA is a sport for homosexuals, this thread is proof of that.

artem

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>>66502046
1-Werdoom
2-Couture
3-Anthony Johnson
4-Brock Lesnar
5-Big Foot

POWERGAP

999999999999-Fiodor Emilanenki

>>66501918
lad, keep in mind im 102 kg and 193 cm and i just slapped your moms and your bf's ass in the club, m8

>>66502046
mark hunt
rikishi
hong man choi
innawoods ronda rousey
giant silva

>>66502046
In no particular order
Fedor
Fabricio
Nogeira
Mir

I am struggling to think of more.

>>66502046
1jones
2cormier
3fedor
4werdum
5gabigarcia

browsing the youtube and came across this vid

i really enjoy it when boxing guys talk shop on mma for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yffecg15Ro

>>66502086
it's because they are casuals to mma but still understand fighting

it's refreshing

>>66502046

Fedor, big nog, Werdum, cro cop, your mom

>>66502077

You can't be that tough or you wouldn't be shitposting on an Angolan cricket farming forum in your spare time

>>66502046
1 Werdum
2 Fedor
3 Cain
4 Niggeira
5 Mir

Heem are a bunch of fags

>>66502082
>I am struggling to think of more.

How did you forget Tim Sylvia???

>>66502130

If there's one thing to take away from this, it's that we've all got bigger dicks than you, straya

>>66502130
be the fag you want to see in the world

>>66502136
Sylvia is my boy but I cant in good conscience consider him as a GOAT

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>>66502156
>mfw Sylvia wasn't allowed to fight by an indian tribe athletic comission

Truly, one of the more JUST fighters of all time

>>66502156
>Sylvia is my boy

Buddy I met Tim Sylvia when I was getting ice cream and he used to live in my state

>>66502203
Is it true he used to wear the belt where ever he went?

>>66502170
>mfw Sylvia wasn't allowed to fight by an indian tribe athletic comission

It has to be the only time an Indian athletic commission has ever put a stop to a fight

>>66502234
No. He had a UFC themed vehicle though. I want to say it was a Hummer.

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>>66502234
http://uproxx.com/sports/tim-sylvia-will-never-remove-his-belt/

http://forum.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/821337/Why-was-Sylvia-WEARING-Title-Belt

you guys got any good sparring/training footage?

here's nick diaz vs the late omar henry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP726Hsrdrc

nick vs nate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAsA6Rnlqg

more boxers talking diaz vs mcgregor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe2dvwYJotc

>>66502315
He cleans up well t.bh

>tfw we will never see a third Sylvia UFC run

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lads will we see conor juiced to the gils when he fights nate again?

will he have to go skellymode at the weigh-ins because of his new gorilla mass?

>>66502377
boxers calling out the ufc's shit cutmen and btfo ufc for firing stitch in that vid

continuation of that vid i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCxx-srYINM

would punk beat gall if it goes to the ground?

>>66502490
Punk will never fight, it was all a Ruse

>>66502490
how has gall not become a meme? his callout was so awful.

g-guise, im h-h-here to h-hurt people. pls take me srsly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGVjuNMnDUs

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>you now remember Tim Sylvia heemed Andrei arlovski

>>66502617
>tfw you underperform on penis inspection day

>>66502617
Well, Datsik heemed Andrei Arlovski

>interim FW title
>champ isnt even injured
>in fact hes fighting on the same card

bravo ufc

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>>66502648
>caring about the featherweight division post-mcgregor

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Is this rivalry a parody on how manlets will never learn?

>>66502724
im a lankie but I hope cormier can be the superior bull

fuck jones

>>66502724

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BFfs1cuWw

>You're getting emotional Daniel

At least they fist bumped before the match

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Given recent and past situations with Jones and the law, how accurate is this picture?

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>>66502668

I'm hungry!

Feed me CuM, Punk!

Please!

>>66502596
Nate looked like a backstreet boy in his younger years.

I just made a very racist Chinese joke to my half-Chinese friend

Now he wants to roll in a gi-only submission only match

Should I contact Edgy Brah for lessons?

>>66502797

I wonder what caused him to slur his words? I saw a video of him 10 years ago speaking fine.

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>>66502563

he stole it desu

>>66502786

you think gall is a big guy fan?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qBdW1Rkv9E

He's safe

>>66502813
He is probably a blue belt who thinks he is good.
Just mantain top position with your strong caucasian power.

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH

>>66502850
>>66502813
This. Also, don't be afraid to kiss him. It'll throw him off and who knows where it could lead.

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>>66502775

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>>66502866
Serious question what is the hell is this?
It won't let me post if i copy and paste the japanese text, it says format error.
Somebody who has the 4chan extension with greasemonkey has that thing too?
Pretty spoopy

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FREEZE!

I WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP THE WHOLE TIME!

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>Randy never fought Fedor
>Randy never fought Crocop
>Fedor never fought Brock
>Hendo never fought Chuck
>Arlovski never fought Crocop
>Chael and Wand popped when they were going to fight

Why are we still watching?

>>66502918
>he cares about heavyweights

Lol, just bleed fag

>>66502918
randy fought chuck 3 times

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>>66502932
>He doesn't like vintage HW division
Disgusting casual shitlet, there was a time where HW had prime Fedor, Randy, Crocuck, Barnett, Arlovski, Nog, big Tim, Gabe, and more, i think it's safe to say that for the biggest part of last decade, the heavyweight division was the most legit and stacked in MMA.

Maybe you don't like it because your boy Goobs didn't fight in those days, get fucked boi.

>>66502907
gook moot is up to something

I've been watching a bunch of Gracie Breakdowns recently.

Holy shit Rener is fucking shit.

>>66503018

I could literally sub Hener in under 30 seconds.

None of you would last 10 seconds in my guard.

lads i'min the process of heem sleepy'ing myself for the night

post some fights that will entertain until i drift off into the shadow realm
i'll start:
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/p1ib6c/bellator-89-eduardo-dantas-vs-marcos-galvao

>>66503046
I like his brother better, even if he isn't as natural a speaker.

>>66503050
only cause you dont wash your balls properly

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Derrick's insta is gold

>>66503103
>tfw you will see Nelson heem into a Data $5-esque health emergency

who would win, prime DC or prime fedor?

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JON JONES! GET YA DICK ERECT BOY IMMA SUCK IT

>>66503134
Depends, if Fedor says he can take DC down Daniel would break down, lose it everytime he saw Fedor and waste rounds on symbolic takedowns.

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post the most satisfying heem you have

>>66503146
Fedor can't take DC down.

>Fedor
>good

I would submit his can crushing ass two minutes into the first round.

>>66503156
I didn't think Jones could either, DC is just too insecure about his skills i bet with a little bit of mental games he could slam his ass into the ground.

Fedor almost got heemed by Arlovski, luckily his chin bailed Fedor out.

>>66503168
Fedor barely could take Crocop down and it was because of a scramble, not even a proper takedown.

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>>66503176
>almost got heemed by Arlovski
No but Andrei was outstriking him, he didn't look close to a heem yet though

>>66503183
REEE
I'm just mocking Cormier and his mental breakdowns whenever Jones mentioned wrestling

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>>66503176
He got rocked by
FUJITA
LMAO

>>66503153
So many people have this flinch reaction where they have their hands up and drop them as the punch comes. Even pros.

What's this position called
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dec_1459470505

>>66503191
That would have put to sleep *literally* any other human being on earth

>>66502648
>FW champ is the hottest commodity in the UFC

its a business, pal. i'd much rather see this than mcg ko aldo again or ko 'seventeenth title shot is the charm' edgar

>>66503216
Sure thing, bitch chin

I just chugged a 50 oz water bottle in seconds.

I could out hydrate any of you.

>>66503242
rip anon

>>66503242
Bro, I just did krill oil enemas

Youre nothin

>>66503191
>Japanese crowd going crazy
Will we ever see such a thing again?

>>66503257
They were going pretty crazy in the Wanderlei Vs Brian Stann fight.

>>66503255
I just had about 20 activated almonds mate
I'm about ready to walk you into a corner and unload my powerful and patented 1-1-1-1-1-3-1-3-1-5-5-1 combo on you

>>66503266
Sexy

>>66501419
searching for shitty mma stuff on youtube
only got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_73VthW34M

youtube has failed me

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>>66503266
You're not prepared for my combinations

>>66503302
Poor Barnett, I was really rooting for him to get another HW title run

At least he went out to Ben and his gogo choke which WILL win him consecutive title fights against Werdum and Fedor

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>>66503302

>>66502046
Werdum
Velasquez
Fedor
Nogueira
Mir

>Honorable mentions
JDS, Hunt, Cro Cop

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>>66503329
>emma watson
i used to like her, but she got swept up in the celebrity and now she seems like just another famous degenerate desu

>>66502427
that looks like chris chan

Is it true that Junior dos Santos used to own a toy store?

>>66503358
Conor looks fertile

>>66503358
What exactly is he supposed to be drilling there?

>>66503358

>Even Ido has to wear Reebok

God, the UFC Unstoppable press conference is so cringey.

>>66503370

Looks like balance, retard sama

>>66503374
>DJ was asked no questions
>DC made a fucking fool of himself
>Everyone was utter shit at trashtalking
Has a fighter ever played on their phone during a press conference? Because that was the moment for it.

>>66503388
Rothwell was asked no questions either. I think DJ did play on his phone the whole time. DC and Jones were easily the highlight of the whole affair. Joanna and Claudia were the worst, easily the fucking worst. Although Rockhold and the Chris were easily right up there with the Dominator and Urijah in a close second.

>>66503404
>Rothwell was asked no questions either.
The people they let into the fucking pressers.

Big Ben is always good for a laugh.

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Here are the movements you'll need to be able to do for tomorrow's exam

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>>66503373
i wonder if they make the people in the crowd wear reebok too

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>Anderson Silva's last win was 4 years ago

>>66503421
That's a pretty good exercise, how is it called?

>>66503411
>>66503411
wait holy shit...miocic and horse face weren't asked questions either wtf

>>66503441
>The Harop Curl - a hamstring killer of a drill and an important knee protective exercise. I mostly train my lower body using weights - Olympic lifts, squats, uni lateral work but this one is an exception.

>>66503451
It's actually a glute-ham raise.

>>66503447
The Heavyweights and Flyweights are pretty boring in terms of their trashtalk.

Aside from Dobson and Benevidez whining they don't really seem to give a shit about anything.

>>66503464
>>66503464
agreed, that's true. no red king either

>>66503457
Say that to Dr. Portal, see what happens
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDi0TYhFJRn/
(You'll get maeouved into a living death)

>>66503464
I wish Werdum would bully Cain more

Should UFC 200 be dubbed Uncuckable?

Daniel Cormier is the biggest, lamest pussy

>>66503464
DJ prefers letting the fighting talk for him
Cariaso tried trashing him and all DJ said was "cool, see you on fight night" then took him down and subbed him

I actually like that because I think it makes him seem Confident in a way trashtalk doesn't

>>66503464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GA-DoT9uao
Great example here.

Ben Rothwell just refuses to talk shit about people.

GSP is never coming back unless the event is held in Montreal where he can get away with using PED's and evade USADA.

>>66503485
Even if he talked mad shit no one cares about the 125 pound mighty manlet

>>66503526
That makes no sense, the USADA part, since wherever the fight goes he'll train in Canada, random testing there as well, makes no difference. And whoever pops on Fight night testing is retarded.

>>66503529
I care and I bet real fitefans care

He's an exciting fighter and anybody who says different is memeing

>>66503539
he's had a couple nice finishes but most people find all the actual fighting up until them pretty boring.

>>66503535
The man has his own athletic commission that's only applicable in Canada.

>>66503548
To each their own I guess, I personally find a lot of heavyweight fights boring

I'd pick MM vs Dodson over Nelson vs Rosholt every time

>>66503539

I'm a fight fan and flyweight and heavyweight are both meme divisions.

Damn, why american cops are some dickheads.

Jones dindu nuffin, literally.

>>66503566
wow you'd pick a decent flyweight fight over an absolutely terrible heavyweight fight. such patrician taste.

there's two PA anons and two NC anons who have called eachother out but they are mistaking one another

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Rank the importance of the UFC belts ACCORDING to the UFC.

LHW
WW
HW
MW
WBW
BW
LW
WSW
FW (They care about Conor NOT the belt.)
...
...
Flyweight

>>66503607
btw, was he found guilty?

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>>66503624
he has to do 60 more hours of community service, take anger management classes and finish a safe driving course. So, yes?

>>66503624
He's released but he has community service and some other shit to deal with. He needs permission from his parole officer everytime he drives and he needs to take anger management classes and some kind of driving course.

>>66502813
Edgy brah is nogi you have to contact rener gracie

>>66503643
>>66503637
did he violate though?

>>66502813
hit him with elbows when he pulls guard, trust me

I like DC, but he's a corny motherfucker.

>>66503662
of course. he violated his probation, that is the reason why the judge put him in jail for three days. He's out now.

>>66503693
he kept saying he dindu nuffin.

>>66503710
man shut up russia
and leave dc alone you stupid gay fucks

>>66503732
You want me to heem you for good, kenguru?

http://www.strawpoll.me/7244307

leave weirdo
if anybody should be euthanized it's that sociopath jon jones

>>66503791
http://www.strawpoll.me/7244312

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>>66503791
>leave weirdo

Putin vs Lincoln at 170 lbs

Putin stands at 5'7, is a black belt in judo and karate and a master of sports in Sambo

Lincoln is a 6'4 Catch wrestler with a reported 300-1 record

Assume both men are in the primes of their athletic careers

>>66502813
joke or it didnt happen

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>jon

>>66503842
lincoln could never make 170

>>66503842
This is literally the worst post i've seen on heem
I bet you are that iranian ""|[{>*/'swede'\*<}]|""

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>jon...

>>66503853
I did my research, according to Lincoln's doctor he never weighed more than 175 during his presidency and he self-reported his weight as 180, an easy cut

It's speculated he had some sort of Medical condition

>>66503842

putin lad, lanklets get btfo by mini stocky cucks

>>66503857

i bet your the shitposting mexican """human"""

>>66503871
you're right i forgot he ended up losing 20lbs at the end of his reign, poor guy 170 at 6'4

>>66503871
I'm 6'3'' 165
Wouldnt be hard at all

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>>66503893
>Ameridicklet with a cut 2 incher doubting others' humanity

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lads, was nick vs tebau the spiciest one round banger of all time? give me bangers like that I have fp and can't fall asleep desu

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Gabi Garcia

>>66503904
i'm 5'9 195 manlet status come at me

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>>66503904
>>66503913
Add 1 inch to both of you cucks and it's DCuck vs Jones all over again

>>66503907
Browne vs Arlovski is pretty good

>>66503904
Eat something motherfucker, you are dying

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>>66503908

>literally bigger than roiderla

wew

>>66503913

>that short in dutchland

im sorry desu

>>66503907
Diaz vs Daley
Hendo vs Fedor

Check Strikeforce events, most of the main card always ended in brutal first round heems.

and tbqh most of Strikeforce's main card fights

>>66503927
Not even a skeleton desu
I just have really long legs

>>66503926

fucking spicy thanks lad

>>66503941

>meant daley but said tibau
watched that today very spicy

i watched fedor hendo too, fedor sucks desu

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LADS

LADS


fuck lads

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>>66504032

>>66504038
rip sweden

>>66504038
april first

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>>66504038

no... i felt it was coming but fuck lads...

>>66504038
F

>>66504038
Literally the first news I saw after waking up. why live.

Is it real or is it april fools maymay? I'm not sure

>>66504038
'no'

>>66504038
APRIL FOOLS?

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Don't worry lads, we have a new swede fighter and he's not a cuck

>>66504038
April fool's?

>>66504038

He really shouldn't be trolling if he is. AJ and DC turned his brain into mush

I think it's april fools lads. I hadn't even realised the date

>>66504038
>All that banter

He can't be serious

Or maybe he got sick of all the muslims in Stockholm and he's trying to enjoy the last bits of Sweden left

>>66504083

this desu

plus he is guaranteed a big title fight as soon as jones finishes dc

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/alexander-gustafsson-responds-to-jon-jones-im-here-waiting-for-you

Told my mum the queen died this morning, should have seen her face when I told her april fools

>>66504038
It's April 1st. And that post is fucking ridiculous.
>Pretty Boy pictures
>Those shots at Jones.
>Cows and shit.

And even if it's not a prank he'll be back.

Joke all you want about Swedes being cucks but Gus is something different. Not quite the Red King but not a Northcutt.

>>66504104
Why do you guys still care about the queen in 2010+6?

>>66504104
mate that's a bit far
we like to have fun but you don't have to invoke such extreme tragedies
i'm gonna have to report you

>>66503535
Doesn't work that way.

USADA collects samples in the USA, for athletes living outside USA, when USADA wants to carry out a random test, it asks the local commission to collect a sample and send the sample to the USA to be tested at an American lab.

It does this because for an American to go abroad and collect a drug sample and carry it back to the USA requires a work visa, not a business visa, and work visas take months to be granted. That's why the American who went to test Aldo in Brazil was deported.

>>66504104
Does the average bong really give a fuck about the royal family?

>>66504123
The average middle aged female bong probably does.

>>66504104

rude lad

>>66504116

los malvinas and qt princes. i miss diana desu, she was my governmentfu...

>>66503701
>>66503846
>>66503865
>>66503889
stop

>>66503526
And not have to make weight

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http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-holly-holm-turned-down-cris-cyborg-fight-wants-miesha-tate-rematch-033116

Holm vs Borg would be a spicy banger. Winner should get a match against Ronda v Tate winner.

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surprising lack of the neet here lads, disappointed

>>66504073
Never in my life can I recall an occasion where a suplex did so fucking little to liven up a fight.

>>66504098

he's injured, more than a year off

>>66504151
Houston Alexander vs Kimbo

>>66504145

this is good lad, keep posting

>>66504120
I think they settled those issues because check:

http://ufc.usada.org/testing/results/athlete-test-history/

They've tested Aldo 10 times, they have also tested Rory who lives and trains in Canada twice, Joanna who lives in Poland 6 times and so on.

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>>66504143
fuck yourself

>>66504073
>meat market shorts
Kek, appropriate

>>66504155
I hate you.

>>66504160
> They've tested Aldo 10 times
They've tested him 10 times via the method I described.

>>66504151

>blaming latifi

gian is a boring fighter lad, idk why he's signed other than being weidmans bf

>>66504163
i only just finished whacking off

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>>66504143

fuck you desu

>>66504173
Sounds pretty random to me, i doubt the comission would warn them.

>>66504160
>>66504173

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML7FAQ_a4fo

Watch McGregor talk about it from 1:00 onwards.

He talks about how the Irish commission are the ones that come to test him and he think that makes the system flawed.

>>66504145
Will Ronda ever fight Holly again?

>>66504148
Stop saying lads, you faggot.

>>66504038
This is how you talk shit about Jones.

>>66504199
He's kinda right i guess, it must be easy to bribe the orangutan comission.

>>66504148

You are wasting this beautifully done shoop by trying so hard to force your meme. Just relax 'lad'

Guys, before you lose your shit over Gus's retirement post, bear in mind he tagged it with #iamlajan

That mean's he's not being sincere in swedeterms

>>66504257
People figured that out around the time he started mentioning cows.