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Marlene Vaughan
/heem/ name edition 2016-04-01 14:28:21 Post No. 66508636
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old thread
>>66505580
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1st for natty athletes
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AND I WONT BACK DOWN....
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Better get used to hearing this name, lads. I'm gonna sub everyone on the UFC roster in the middlewight divions in less than 60 seconds
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>>66508636
>Marlene
winner of the Buttfuck, Alabama Women's Fighting Championship
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
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Better get used to hearing this name, lads. I'm gonna 3 round split decision everyone on the UFC roster in the Featherweight division in more than 15 minutes
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>>66508645
Are there reasonable people who find this sexually attractive?
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What is this award for, /HEEM/?
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How did your fighter names play out lads
Will you ever make it?
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Go quietly into that final goodnight
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HEEM ME
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>>66508684
artem lobov
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>>66508647
Back down
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>>66508688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFvIdTbaMhA
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>>66508675
Lets find out
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You think you could heem me, motherfucker?
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>>66508667
i think its time to come out of the closet fagit
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my wife's son just got into mma and posting on 4chan's /sp/
he really likes this april fool's joke and is desperately trying to 'get' an african american name for his post
how can I be supportive of him, without being confrontational about his behaviour?
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>>66508695
With ease Luke, with ease
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For being a progressive and taking thuggy jon's cock.
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>>66508645
i want to lick her femboner
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>>66508693
TOM PETTY
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>>66508705
>Lesbian
l..lewd
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Would you get rid of any weight classes in mma?
Would you add any?
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>>66508730
>Gertrude Francis
That's a faggot name if I've ever fucking seen one.
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>>66508727
fucks sake lads
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>>66508741
>Francine
lad
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>>66508655
good lad
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>>66508730
get rid of 125 men, merge it with 135 and/or 145.
get rid of 115 women, make 125 and 140 for women.
add 165 for men and 195
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>>66508730
I'd get rid of anything below lightweight desu. Boring decision fights with worthless vanilla midgets.
I would add an open weight category.
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>>66508741
Calm your tits Francine
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>>66508743
>When you're such a faggot even 4chan names you Gay
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You now vaguely recall TJ Dillasmall
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I thought antibiotics were meant to make you feel better
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What 4 fighters do you want beside you in a TFC tournament.
500kg weight limit for entire team
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I could heem every here
My name proves this
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>>66508785
qt pie.
Still no news about the co main for 200 ?
I feel that it wasn't meant to be and it's UFC damage control after the no hype for 200 so they must be negociating some huge fight to redeem the card
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Find a fighter, any fighter with the same last name as your next post.
He's your boy for the day.
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>>66508831
Rollan
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>>66508831
Rollin
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>>66508697
Heem him in a leg triangle while giving two thumbs up.
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>>66508809
>Lesnar
>Jones
>MacDonald
>Lawler
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be honest: how long have you been coming to 4chan (not just sp)?
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>>66508837
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Scott-Blevins-21182
0-17 AND STILL MY BOY
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>>66508847
Too fucking long, Lisa. All I do is post about DC sucking cock and look at trap threads all day.
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>>66508842
Awwww Merle.
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Would Rory have quit in the 5th round had Lawler not been a career long steroid abuser?
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>>66508847
Going on 11 years this year
Too long
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>>66508848
wtf
How. How did he keep going? Where was the light at the end of the tunnel?
Tell me about your boy
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>>66508831
Easy.
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How far would my name make it in the UFC?
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>>66508864
lol which board did you start posting on first?
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>>66508847
since 2011. I was 18 then. Said once I turned 20 I'd stop, then said 21, now I think I'll be posting here even when I have grandkids.
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>>66508873
considering your name is 80% irish, you'd go pretty fucking far
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>>66508882
/b/ like everyone did back then. /b/ wasn't just a porn dump but the heart of the site to be honest
Not sure what board was the first i posted on i lurked for a good 4 years before i ever posted
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>>66508887
yeah i was 24 in 2006 and i STILL post on /b/
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Combobreaker
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>>66508847
Since 07, so going on 9 years now.
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>>66508865
Lads have you seen my boy. He's an absolute beast
19-11 record, bit of an unlucky run recently but I know he'll win his next one and Dana will surely sign him.
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What does my name suggest about my potential UFC career?
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>>66508950
Hey TP
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Get Dana White
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>>66508950
I think OKC is going to cuck you. You won't even get a shot at Golden State.
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>>66508999
>Lindsay Chen
>pretending to be french to suck Tony Parker's dick
embarrassing
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>>66508995
i would heem you
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I'm a natural 225 pounder, if I hop on the gas do you think I could hit 250 and take over the easiest division in the UFC?
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>>66508841
17-10
http://m.sherdog.com/fighter/Adam-Lynn-3604
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>>66509052
i'm 256.5 and not on the gas. How tall are you?
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>>66509020
shut up
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>>66509069
6'2" lad
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>>66509083
kawhi leonard's brother detected
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>>66509083
Shut up Jake
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dana white get
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>>66509134
You goof
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>>66509085
Youre not getting anywhere if you dont get into pic related
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>>66509151
>Heem 1
Fucking autistic
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>>66509192
would it make sense to call it heem 2
ya fucking dodo bird
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>>66509192
>being named Dwight
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I hate the first of April.
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>>66509192
/heemspeak/ will provide the commentary
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>>66509151
If there's any flyweight here who wants a fight I'm here. For the prelim obviously, I'm not a draw
I'm 5'8 123 pounds
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Mike Hayes is still my boy
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>>66509224
>beeing named Woodrow
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>>66509052
>thinks he will gain 25lbs of muscle easily
see you in 2 years if you train like a mad man and take every steroid there is anon
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>>66509151
wow who is the bottom left guy
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>>66509263
>being literally named Kidd
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>>66509250
are you in a concentration camp?
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>>66509283
tips Armando
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Connor Mcgregor
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>>66509250
I'll beat your ass like it's 1940. Or 1914. Your choice. You'd have to go up to 145 though. Do it for the fans.
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>>66509293
BRAVO
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>>66508636
wtf is this name shit?
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>>66509316
memes
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>>66509316
Can it Jessica
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>>66509316
moot programmed the internet to display our names irl
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>>66509316
Google bought 4chan so they are redesigning the website, making it more user friendly
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>>66509316
>being a grill
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ITS HAPPENING
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I got my black belt in street jitsu from the name displayed
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>>66509151
I was hoping somebody would get this shit organized. It was starting to look like WWI with all the feuds breaking out.
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>>66509352
>no "HE'S HURT" "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>or "AND HERE. WE. GO."
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Did anyone in here watch this unironically?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqjf4kdprWs
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r8 my name pals
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>>66509402
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>66509402
housewife that gets beaten/10
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>>66509151
Lithuania
Sweden
Right Guy
Get your pics in lads
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Any fights tonight?
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>>66509402
Pornstar name
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>>66509286
I have a small appetite so it's hard to gain weight. I wanted to lift but I believe I wouldn't gain mass since I don't eat much
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>>66509468
I can heem you if you want
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>>66509401
>intro is almost 3 minutes long
holy fuck rogaine
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sage is just trolling us, r-right guys?
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>>66509478
here you go bro:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirtazapine
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>>66509052
>I'm a natural 225 pounder
So you're fat
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>>66509468
adrien broner boxes theophane tonight
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>>66509503
but can you dodge a jon jones?
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>>66509538
broner is a bum
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>>66509550
can you dodge dis diq adan?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XXtDUsJT8U
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>>66509569
>Jon Daniel
r u native
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Sage = Innocence
Conor = Pride
Why we like to watch them
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>tfw no meme MMA name
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>>66509654
they could call you BigHouse
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>>66509633
>>66509352
>tfw I got beaten to the meme
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>>66509636
Vegeta and Goku
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Does anyone in the world no more about fighters who literally don't matter than this 30 year old hipster?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQ_NcYizH8
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>>66509609
>that hate in daniels eyes
wew
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>sage will never be your childhood friend
just end it famalam
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>>66509582
I wish they'd let me over your wall so I could spit in your fucking face
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>>66509720
he's a phony
he could have bought a nice toyota and donated 80K to people in desperate need but instead bought a GTR
FAKE CHRISTIAN
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whats my mma nickname?
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10 million buys
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>>66509797
NEAL YOUNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0nY7ewHEcs
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Not long till this Bull is unleashed again
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>>66509151
Any 'roos gonna get on the prelims?
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>>66508831
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I am a famous person
My name is proof
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>>66509503
haha
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>>66508831
this might be problematic but I will try
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Almost there!
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>>66509769
Isaac "The Faggot" Kaufman
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>>66509934
sup spic
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>>66509984
this guy is rich af why doesnt he just buy a planeticket
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>>66509769
The BearJew
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>>66510007
He prefers the memeic route
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>>66509151
Only swede, estonia, and me will fight. Maybe Russians too, but he didn't want to fight me do I suppose he was only meming.
>Sage nottcutt pic with a blacked out face fools the average her poster
Disappointed desu
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>>66510039
Get a dog bro
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>>66509250
>173cm 56kg
sheeeit son you are like me a couple of years ago
i thought i couldn't gain weight too and was dissapointed like you, but i was persistent went to the gym and started eating like a normal person
im 72 kg now
just go and lift the apetite will come
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Does Joes movemint maches the king of movement Conard Mcdonald ?
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>>66510061
>tfw 165cm 90kg and not fat
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Whats up with the names
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>>66510092
>not fat
sure bud
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>>66509769
GolderbergShekelStein
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MEESA SPEAKER
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>>66510133
Roosevelt Small
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>tfw no dank name
at least i can heem most of you here
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>/tv/ still waiting for CIA get
poor guys
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>>66510127
fuck did I say 165cm? I meant 195cm 75kg
this memetheme got me confused
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>>66510120
>The Dana White name in a /heem/ thread
I will never know those (you)s.....
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>>66509345
>andrea
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>>66510159
hi kara :3
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Meesa McGregor
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>>66510120
who the fuck is christian chandler
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JON JONES
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So Aldo vs Edgar confirmed for not the co-main, so the co-main must be a real title fight right? So what are the options? Lawler vs Condit 2?
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>>66510196
Hey Stacey
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>>66510215
Dammit Brittany shut up about the BBC for once
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>>66510226
Ronda/Tate 3
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>>66510212
the true embodiment of autism, pham
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I'm literally unheemable /heem/
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can I get a celebrity name
thanks
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>>66510156
Typical Mona post
Just piss off now Mona
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>>66510253
i bet i could take you down
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BLAST HARDCHEESE
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THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
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>>66510269
fuck off back to huezil santos
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what site is this skin supposed to represent btw
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>>66510248
doesn't her medical suspension not expire until november? Either way I don't understand why the UFC doesn't make a non-title rematch between Holly and Ronda for who gets the shot at Miesha. It would still make massive amounts of money, either of them would probably beat Miesha anyway, and it kills two birds with one stone.
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>>66510319
ur mums
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Where are the memes?
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>>66510326
don't think so, it was just rumoured that she was doing movies and shit until novemeber but if she want to come back she can. dana also said that she texted him 'its time to get back to work' after miesha won
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What's the date today?
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>>66510319
Google+
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>mfw 4chan is all fucked up and i dont know how to make it like it was yesterday.
I hate change /heem/ please help me
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>>66510382
Shut up Leonard
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>>66510382
google bought 4 chan and they are making the site more user friendly which will hopefully attract some new users too
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>>66509984
These names will allow for some hardcore memery though
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198 is meh
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>>66510489
pleb
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>>66510401
>>66510416
All i really want is my tomorrow theme back, this white screen makes my eyes water
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Memes are coming in thick and fast lads
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>>66510226
RDA vs Lawler
I believe it.
It's a cool fight
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>>66510544
I made a mess of that, ignore all the greentexted ones
Not deleting because you'll bully me ;_;
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>>66510544
>tfw jon is coming thick and fast
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>>66510555
RDA vs Lawler would be fun, but I think Lawler would probably mail him
Would be a completely crazy fight to book though and much more deserving of main event if it was the case. I don't think it's happening
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wtf is this new design?
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>>66510544
that ronald macdonald was pretty spicy
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and why the fuck am I derek maxwell by the way?
what the actual fuck is this witchery?
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>>66510655
No idea what you're talking about lad
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>>66510655
You're Joseph Sanchez you dumb Spaniard.
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>>66510655
Shut up Joseph
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>>66510489
>198
>meh
dont you have some bad guys to catch velma you 4 eyed cunt
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>>66510655
shouldn't you be mowing my lawn?
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>>66510655
>a spic with a spic name
pottery
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>>66510682
kekd
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>>66510676
ok aurora
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>>66510655
Calm down Joseph
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rolling for nate diaz
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>>66510655
If you really must know, Google bought 4chan and have redesigned it to make it more user friendly. This comes off the back of moot joining Google
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/4chan-founder-moot-joins-google-says-he-will-bring-experience-from-founding-world-s-most-a6918796.html
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rollan
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give me a spicy name /heem/
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>>66510794
|Fred
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>>66510794
pretty good desu
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>>66510794
that's a pretty spicy name desu
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ONLY I CAN STOP THE RAIN
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Man these names are bretty fun desu
Checks em
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>>66510861
Shut up
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These fucking names!! they will get old fast but goddamn is it fun right now
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t.barboza
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>>66510890
Shut up Velma
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>>66510861
NOW I KNOW
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my boy get
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>tfw you waifu test positive for diuretics
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I am
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>>66510915
ONLY I CAN STOP THE RAIINNNN
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>>66510959
>his waifu is KGB
kek
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>>66510960
you my boy
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>yfw you randomly get your real name
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>>66511052
Manuel
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Joe Rogan Get
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you are now forced to fap to the name below this
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>>66511074
I got your mum last nigth lad
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>tfw you've read your actual name in these threads
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>>66511073
>mfw keep getting spic names over and over
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>>66511033
And you are mine
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>>66511105
>tfw double-barrelled surname and weird first name so there's no chance of this happening
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>>66511114
irma
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I WILL WIN ON JULY 9th
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Enough of these name games you fuckin goofs
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>Reminder that if you get a spic name, you must get out and BUILD THE WALL.
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>>66511174
>Velam
lad
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>>66511052
u have to go back
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>>66511183
rollin, i want that wall 10 feet higher
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>>66511174
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Best girl get
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>‘This Will Be The End Of Jon Jones,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Man For Seventh Time This Year
seriously, what can stop this man?
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>Jon
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>>66511207
>Dustin Williamson
Sit yo ass back down, cracka. You ain't doing shit!
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>>66511235
Officer Jason Brown
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>>66511243
Settle down Freddie, every hand helps
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Conor get
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>tfw this theme is burning my eyes out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIB ME BACK TOMORROW
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>>66511052
Phil
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will anyone get Adolf Hitler before the day is through lads?
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>>66511346
>using tomorrow ever
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>>66511357
>Holy Key
WITNESSED
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>>66511373
>not using tomorrow
come on olga
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>>66511371
No, it's not in the system
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>>66511346
Im with you Rudy, my neet eyes cant handle this shit
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Well whats the point of this if nothing will trump the dana white get.
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>>66511403
Check my Lorenzo, Vic.
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>>66511403
someone can still get Francis Ngannou
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...why does my /sp/ look different
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>>66511443
Its a brave new world, Keith
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>>66511443
Did you change the theme
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>>66511426
Can we tho ?
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>>66511469
>Misty
Pokewhore
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>>66511470
SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE!!!!!!!!
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>>66511484
>mercedes
hollyoaks whore
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>>66511506
>Dorthy
90 years old much
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>>66511484
>mercedes
ajajajaj
>>
Guys, what if the true april fools joke is that this permanent
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>>66511403
Holy shiet. Did someone actually get a "Dana White" get?
Gonna need that screenshot, desu
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>>66510007
>>
>tfw Moot knew we were about to die with not card in 10 days so he gave us something to play with
TYBM
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>>66511529
Linda Phamalam
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>>66511542
Yeah its on the last thread
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>>66511542
Literally in the last thread you pleb
>>66505769
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>>66511547
>moot
;_;
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>>66508847
Since 2004? I was 14 back then 26 now. Only been on /heem/ for a year. Most of it was /b/ and /tv/
>>
Gibby... Gibson Haynes and I were sucking dick at a very low price on a parking lot next to the gas station outside of Toledo, Ohio.
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>>66511607
>Most of it was /b/ and /tv/
Wow you have awful tastes
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>>66511631
Its all the same famalam
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>>66511578
Kek.
Thanks Erica ;)
>>
>>66508847
Started on /b/ around 2010
Since then I've stopped going on /b/ (idk, a few years ago), I've posted regularly on /int/, /tv/ and /wg/
And I've browsed /heem/ for a little under 2 years now (somewhere around UFC 175)
>>
>>66508847
2011, heem since 189 (I'm sorry)
>>
>>66508847
2007
I'm 23 now
wake me up
>>
if you started your own mma gym
>Name of the gym?
>Who would your head coaches be?
>Which PEDs would you encourage fighters to take?
>>
>>66508847
since 2007
started with /b/ for the bawww and alt art threads
never actually used the site consistently until 1.5-2 years ago when i discovered /heem/
>>
>>66511788
>Forest Hill MMA
> me n my niggas
> all senpai why not
wbu???
>>
jones vs cormier is official again
just in case anyone missed this already old news
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>>66511760
>being on 4chan for almost half of your life
heem yurself my man
>>
>>66511788
>Name of the gym?
Prince Warriors
>Who would your head coaches be?
2 Boxing Coaches, 1 Wrestling guy, 2 Guys for Kick-boxing, 1 Jitz guy
>Which PEDs would you encourage fighters to take?
Creatine is all you need
>>
>>66511815
>Forest Hill
Fl?
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>>66511822
No need to be mean Yvonne
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>"conor is ducking frankie"
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anime
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>>66511846
Nah man, it's a place in London too
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>>66511925
Fuck you senpai
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>>66511963
>anthony wang
so close
>>
test
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>>66511980
Hello jake
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guys, I'm worried about Nick Dodson. He is showing all the signs of autism.
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>>66511986
Hey Elva! :)
it's a fine day for shitposting
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>>66512007
Why do you say that Tiffany? The statement "Conor is ducking Frankie" is laughable.
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is it possible to get autism induced head trauma?
>>
What happened last night
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>>66512039
You have a very handsome son Lindsey.
>>
lol so funny and random I love 4chin.com/sports
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>>66512045
Elaborate, how would autism cause head trauma?
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>>66512007
Hi Tiffany, hope you are doing well.
I'm afraid I have to say I agree with you there. His behaviour is quite worrying and I think we need to step in and help. Sometimes people lose themselves and don't have anywhere to turn, but Nick should know he has us.
Yours Sincerely
>>
eau de toilette 4 heem
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>>66512057
4chins is what you have you fat cunt
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>>66512071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
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>>66512083
Shut up karin
>>
>>66511788
Shitlords MMA
Diego Sanchez head coach
Nandrolone and HGH
>>
>>66512057
Nobody appreciates your snarky humor, Tim. It's ok to enjoy yourself sometimes.
>>
>>66512071
Do you bang your sister >>66512020 ?
>>
>>66512092
double faber
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>>66512057
>>66512092
Hey Tim, I must apologise for Patrick's behaviour. He didn't mean it. Enjoy your stay please.
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>>66512103
>VIETNAM
>FUCKING
>SHIT
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>>66512101
Could you leave Karin alone? I won't tolerate that sort of behaviour towards her. She's a strong independent woman and deserves to be treated as such. Telling her to "shut up" is inexplicably rude.
Karin don't listen to him, talk to your hearts content, I love hearing what you have to say <3
>>
if you got a girl's name it means you're a crypto-trap desu
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>>66512095
>not embedded
the actual shit
>>
This is my real name fyi
>>
>>66508831
roll
>>
MIKE HAYES IS THE FUTURE OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION
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>>66512191
me too
>>
DANA 60gs BABAY HAHA
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I am so sick of these sexist shitlords posting on this sport general.
As a devout feminist, everytime I read these IGNORANT posts, I take the time to show them to my wife's son and explain how NOT to represent the human race on an online forum.
As for everyone else that isn't a troll, I look forward to following your profiles for further engaging conversations.
Thank you for your time.
>>
100% for sure best cock in the MMA game Joe
>>
>>66512253
thanks lynda
wanna suck my dick now?
>>
>>66512195
>Jeremy Stephens
>tfw your boy is a manlet
Not fair desu
>>
Ben Askren is the WW GOAT
>>
These three hardcore fighters accost you in the grocery store parking lot. How do you defuse the situation?
>>
>>66512281
Check it
>>
Adan get
>>
>>66512281
Ask the fine lady for her hand in courtship.
>>
>>66512281
Shag paige straight up the shitter
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>>66512281
If you had to guess honestly how many training partners do you think paige vanzant has had in her life?
How about Rose Namajunas?
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>>66512325
Wow, Sallie, I'm shocked. I really wouldn't expect you to say such a thing.
>>
>>66512107
>enjoying yourself
degenerate pls leave
>>
Where are the fighter name gets reee
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>>66512277
Some guy had a 0-17 boy, count yourself good senpai
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Lads
This isn't an April fools
Earlier I was having a snack and I felt a sharp pain where my heart is at, then it started beating fast, I felt like I was going to faint, cold sweat, vision fading
Went to hospital now, feeling better and getting checked out
If I don't make it I just want you to all know you're top lads
>>
It's a Claudia brings up USADA episode
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>>66512378
Check this Jon Jones get, lad.
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>>66512253
Finally someone with actual intellect on this board.
I almost wept reading your words as they were expressing everything I felt in my heart after reading these comments.
Thank you. Thank you Lynda.
And that is a beautiful baby boy :-)
>>
>>66512409
this is what happens to goofs who dare to illegaly stream UFC
>>
>>66512409
Did the chest x-ray show anything? blood work?
what's your blood pressure and heart rate now?
>>
>>66512409
Get well soon Don. Hope you heal up quickly and don't have any more issues
>>
>>66512409
be a good lad and write me into your will.
>>
>>66512409
Sorry but I refuse to beleive anything on april 1st
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>>66512339
Rose is pure
>>
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>>66512409
don't piss off the staff no matter how cunty they are
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>>66512409
I'll be honest with you Don, I've never approved of your illegal streaming. I hope you get well, but consider this a wake up call. god is watching.
>>
>mfw I could heem maybe 4-5% of everyone in this thread
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>>66512448
Just electro cardio gram and blood work so far
Haven't been told anything
Nurses seem to think it's fine and that I should just chill
Waiting on actual visit could take hours
>>
>>66512516
they'll probably put you on a 48-72 hour holter monitor
please don't die, you're white
>>
>c-conor calls the shots
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I'll heem you all so super hard
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>>66512558
IM HERE DRESSED LIKE EL CHAPO
RUNNING THIS COMPANY LIKE HALF A WISE GUY
>>
>>66512583
why was your twitter account suspended?
>>
What would the memes be like if someone rolls a Conor McGregor, lads? Would it be the biggest (you)s in /heem/ history?
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>>66512659
was i wrong yeh?
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Brendan "The Vulture" Schaub was a can, asked to fight people way past their primes and eventually got KO'ed by a pillow fisted senile fighter
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>>66512659
would never get close to nothing wrong with being jewish
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I'd heem all you manlets
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>>66512659
for you
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>>66512659
IM IN A LEAGUE OF MY OWN, YEH?
I GOT THE MOST (You)'s IN THE GAME
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>>66512504
what is this
>>
i can't wake up lads
>>
did they change the theme of the site, I can't change it
>>
>>
>>66512752
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2798167/italian-nurse-murdered-38-patients-pleasure-enjoyed-challenge.html
>>
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>>66512659
LETS GO A LITTLE CLOWSAH
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>>66512504
After getting checked out the first time and waiting in the waiting room I had started to feel pressure all over chest
Went back to er and had another electro
Qt Nurse tells me "oh... It looks like you're having a heart attack
Then she says
"April fools"
Told her to fuck off desu
So they're taking it lightly hopefully they're right
>>
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fite name roll
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>>66512810
I'd rekt you Brandy
>>
>>>/pol/69598144
I love memes
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>>66512810
TRIGGERED
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>>66512807
>Qt Nurse tells me "oh... It looks like you're having a heart attack
>Then she says
>"April fools"
>Told her to fuck off desu
Please tell me this is a joke
>>
Nate is finished. Done
>>
>>66512831
nice
>>
>>66512807
have you been doing drugs? do you get panic attacks?
i'd demand more if you're having chest pains
>>
>>66512869
>Irish
>Ginger
KEK
>>
209 WHAT
>>
Why are the GOATs at lightweight all asian or part-asian?
1. Aoki Shinya
2. BJ Penn
3. Benson Henderson
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno
>>
>>66512906
>REEEEE
Build wall
>>
>>66512906
>chad
faggot
>>
HEEM get
>>
>>66512906
Chad please leave
>>
>>66512906
You forgot McGregor m8
>>
Wonderpedo
>>
>>66512856
Totally serious lol
>>66512883
Blazed up pretty heavily last week but nothing that intense
Am an anxious person, and I do sometimes get anxiety attacks (I think) but I've never seen a doc about it
>>
Rogan get
>>
Cris Cyborg get
>>
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>tfw you've spent hours shitposting on multiple boards just to get a funny name
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>>66513032
they're probably going to try to kick you out because you're young and they can't find anything obvious
at the very least see if you can get hooked up to a holter monitor for the weekend
>>
>>66513110
>tfw there's no muslim names
>>
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I ONLY HAVE A MESSAGE FOR ONE MAN
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>>66513142
A world I long to live in
>>
Lads, I know you all hate me, but..
I wanted to make a preview video for the fight, showing some of my training. Cut a short video for it and showed it to a girl and be both saw how I am also balding from the back of my head now as well. Should I sterilize myself in order to keep the shitty genetics spreading? I feel like such a diseased person right now.
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>>66513179
just go full rogan and shave your head
>>
Sage took the road instead of the plane to roid like a fucker and avoid USADA since he's always moving.
Smart
>>
>>66513164
>ismael
top kek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ismael,_Sar-e_Pol
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>>66513199
I've done that, but I am not shaving every day, so there was some regrowth which showed the balding. She made fun of that for a long time.
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friendly reminder that nate diaz WILL get tko'd on July 9th
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>>66513179
how old are you?
>>
>>66513179
balding is just a sign of high test, lad. it would be a shame not to pass on your genetics, tbqh.
>>
>>66513179
You should just kill yourself honestly, your life sounds like a perpetual bummer. Take your fucking +(You), you clearly need it.
>>
>>66513012
>>66513016
what a cute couple
>>
>Jon
>>
How do I achieve Fedormode body?
>>
>>66513246
just accept it m8. it's part of being a man.
>>
>>66513179
Get on minoxidil before it's too late
>>
>>66513258
shut up Lorraine
>>
>>66513258
Why don't you suck his dick while you're at it?
>>
LOOK AT MY NAME
ISN'T IT NICE?
>>
>tfw could heem everyone here
>>
>>66513179
With that jaw you could pull of bald or slightly scruffy head and a mean beard
Tho idk how viable is that not knowing Estonian beard genes
>>
a woman complimented my hair this morning
i'm in my mid 30s and literally don't do anything with it not even comb it (just shave it with buzz clippers occasionally)
/LOWTEST/
>>
>>66513179
baldness comes from the maternal side so you can pass your genes
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>>66513291
My father has a fucking crazy hairline I don't think it has receded one bit since he's born
My grandfather died of cancer and he still had a full mane as well
>>
>>66513179
just go full tamdan mccrory dont give a fuck mode dude.
>>
I WILL ELIMINATE CHAD MINI MENDES
>>
>>66513327
she was being sarcastic
>>
>>66513360
too bad you're all 5'5
>>
megan olivi said that there will be multiple title fights on ufc 200, who will they be? Dana also said the co-main hasn't even been announced, what the fuck is happening.
>>
>>66513386
What did Chad ever do to you Lance?
>>
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 8m8 minutes ago
GSP's return at UFC 200 down to contractual details. Robbie Lawler has already signed on.
>>
>>66513440
oh good it's a GSP blanket episode
>>
>>66513440
>mfw April's cucks
>>
>>66513261
25
>>66513263
it sounds easy to try to rationalize it, but we all know a lot of high test dudes who are not balding
>>66513271
you are probably right, maybe I will hop and the gas and do some hardcore drugs before pulling the trigger
>>66513291
balding is part of being a man? doesn't sound right
>>66513295
I'm afraid it's too late already
>>66513324
I kind of do pull it off to some extent, but it doesn't change the fact that I carry inferior genetics
>>66513354
So my grandchildren will be bald as fuck. Not the best scenario.
>>
>>66513311
You could never heem me
>>
>>66513258
>Losing to an out of shape man on 10 days notice
YOU BEAT UP A BUNCH OF MIDGETS AND NOW YOURE ALL PUMPED UP
>>
>>66513402
Actually no I'm 5'7" my dad's 5'9" iirc lel
>both of my gfs have been taller than me
>>
>>66513479
I would literally heem you. Literally.
>>
>>66513500
Do you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you heem me, Levi?
>>
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>>66513489
>I'm 5'7
>>
memes
>>>/a/139416609
>>>/a/139419262
>>>/a/139418138
>>>/co/81337683
>>>/v/332764582
>>>/v/332760662
>>>/v/332763825
>>>/vg/137262937
>>>/vg/137252592
>>>/pol/69569416
>>>/pol/69598144
>>>/pol/69560374
>>66505769
>>>/r9k/27553939
>>>/tv/67709155
>>>/tv/67716826
>>>/int/57218358
>>>/int/57221081
>>>/int/57227884
>>>/int/57225826
>>>/mu/63730511
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>>66513489
>>
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AND SHES STILL MY BABYGIRL
http://data.desustorage.org/wsg/image/1450/61/1450617529146.webm
>>
JUST
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>>66513542
this is the life you chose
>>
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>>66513489
>not being part of the superior 5'5'' master race
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>>66513562
not after she ducked cyborg
>>
>>66513614
Put a sock in it Rebekah no one asked you
>>
Female Name and DC wins
Male Name and Jon Wins
Mixed Name and Jon goes to prison
>>
>>66513530
>>66513548
I actually mock manlets in 4chan every chance I get because truly I couldn't care less.
When will we learn?
>>
>>66513632
>Cyborg
fuck that, she got offered a rematch with the champ, plus Cyroid will never fight at 135 anyway
>>
>>66513461
>I kind of do pull it off to some extent, but it doesn't change the fact that I carry inferior genetics
It's not inferior genetics, you have two arms, two legs, a full functioning brain... It's just hair and let me tell you something about hair, it doesn't stop someone from being KTFO.
>>
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Why is Luke Thomas such a abrasive cunt?
>>
Male name McGregor wins
Female name Diaz wins
Mixed Name Frankie Edgar commits suicide
>>
>>66513707
cause he's SICK of all these wishy washy crap fans
>>
>>66513685
This.
I don't even know why Cyborg is in the UFC. She's in a division that doesn't exist. What, is she gonna be the sport's first catchweight champion? No way in fuck is she making 135.
>>
Post yfw Leslie is sacrificed to Cyborg.
>>
>>66513685
>>66513734
All she has to do is get some of what McGregor used to make 145
>>
>>66513707
Because he is a cuck
>>
>>66513707
Because he's a sad clown with a joke of a career
>>
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>>66513715
CONFIRMED!
>>
>>66513759
She's very probably bigger than Conor
>>
>>66513707
I see some block user in your future bitch
>>
>>66513734
Why doesn't she just become a bantamweight?
>>
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>tfw you will never motorboat gsp's ass
>>
>>66513753
I never want to wish ill upon anyone, but to be honest I hope that Cyborg vs Smith ends up being a controversial one way massacre like Cyborg vs Finney was. Could you imagine the massive fallout of that?
>>
>>66513786
Aw, I got excited for a second, then I remembered it was JAKE Lindsey who was the silly /x/ fag that got repeatedly BTFO.
>>
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So with the co-headline for 200 still to be announced, who do we think it will be?
>>
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>>66513836
rip librarian
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>>66513843
>>
>>66513803
Because she'd have to be able to make 135. I think it's likely she'll miss weight for the 140 fight.
>>
Please make the new thread PAIGE VANZANT themed.
>>
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>>66513843
>pls GSP pick up your phone, I need you to save our biggest card ever
>>
>>66513874
I remember that fight. The memes were dank as fuck.
>>
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is he natty lads?
>>
>>66513886
Versus who? A tub of ice cream?
>>
I dare anyone in here to try and last even 20 seconds in my guard.
>>
>>66513955
I'll stall so hard that you'll gain newfound respect for me, bitch
>>
>>66513941
Full natty brah
>>
>>66513955
Shut the fuck up, Billy.
>>
>>66513952
DADA 5000
>>
John Jones get
>>
>get that fucking cock out. get it hard. put it inside of me or i'll put YOU in a coma
Your response, /heem/?
>>
Are we pretending again, Jon?
I SAID ARE WE PRETENDING AGAIN, JON?!
>>
>>66513955
Silly Billy
>>
>>66514019
Close
>>
>>66514019
close enough
>>
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>>66513898
>GSP fight announced
>UFC breaks deal with USADA
>>66513941
Looks a lot like my wife's son tbqhwy
>>
>>66513843
Robbie Lawler vs Tyron Woodley
Nobody wants to see this but I think that's what it is
>>
>>66514024
c-can it be a menage a troi with Gabi too?
>>
>>66514045
Well, i guess Yaotzin Meza wouldn't be a good get anyway.
>>
NEW THREAD GET
>>
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>>66514024
i'd do it, and i'd do it fast
>>
What the actual fuck is going on?
>>
>>66514079
that would be a cool name
also it would be appropriate thing to name your child because babies are always new
>>
>>
>>66514115
I just heemed you and the ref woke you up
>>
>>66514167
You could never heem me
>>
>>66514167
what if you heem someone and the ref wakes up and tells you that you are the new champion?
>>
someone who isn't me make a thread
>>
Lads I need something to listen to as I doze off for a nap, any suggestions?
Podcasts? Conferences?
>>
>>66508780
That looked suspiciously like McGregor Diaz
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>>66514195
>Be the change you want to see in the world - Jon Jones
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>>66513632
Only if she were totally nuts she would take Cyborg instead of a can to crush while she waits for the winner of Tate vs. Ronda (if that ever happen) or the rematch against Tate for the belt (considering Ronda may never come back).
Either way she would be putting hers in the line for no reward at all.
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>>66514197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXOfYH9hWFs
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>>66514206
>>66514206
>>66514206
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>I wish they would next door so i could spit on your dick Jon
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>>66514197
Bas rutten on the JRE
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>>66514197
Conor Ruebusch is about as effective as Ambien
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>>66514224
I believe that's a Kenny Florian quote, actually.
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>>66514224
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS
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Post your boy from pride
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>>66512409
meme anxiety tb h
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>>66513179
High test t bh
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>>66508645
holy fucking dickclit! and i thought holm had a bigun
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