/147/ /masters/ last thread untill April edition

Who thinks Barry will make a Ding and completely fold due to the pressure of the audiense?

I think Rocket will win, perhaps with 12-2 or closed to sumthin simielair

>>64982697
He seemed to handle the pressure well yesterday against a better player.I always beck Ronnie though , hes in his own class

>>64982697
I'd be surprised if Ronnie wins 12-2 seeming as it's first to 10.

Hoping for a good match and Barry to win. O'Sullivan's just attention-seeking atm, he needs to shut up and get on with it.

>>64982504
Casual here to see Ronnie the GOAT win again.

Missed Our Boy Bing vs. Ronnie yesterday. Was it good?

Ronnie casual reporting

>>64982768
Stop calling him our boy ,its literally you and the stupid hull trip fag who like him

Everyone eles here is one of Ronnie rockets

>>64982808
Stop shitposting, Ronnie.

>>64982808
Don't lump me in with the Rockets, fella - he's a top player, but a top bellend. I'm rooting for Barry.

>>64982845
>a top player
Nah THE top player

We rooting for Barry Shitpeas lads?

>>64982808
ronniefags please leave

>>64982808
>missing out on last year's threads

>>64982890
We defiantly have converesed before possibley at the world's ,unless there's more then one Austrian snooker fan on here

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Starting soon!

Come on Ronnie

Last 3 digits is his first break

Well I am a Ronnie fan and I can admit Ronnie is definitely not playing well enough to win this tournament.
But considering that 3 pretty good players he played with so far managed to play far and far worse than him, I would not be surprised to see Ronnie win it all here.

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It's on.

Don't even care who wins as long as it's entertaining. I want at least three noisy Ronniefags kicked out of the audience though.

>there are people that do not appreciate ronnies talent and are not fans of the genius

>>64983169
There just being edgy ,they obviously hate him becuase he actually has a bitnof personality

>>64983169
Some people are shallow enough to let his noisy fans get in the way of just enjoying his play.

Get hyped

>>64982945
Most likely that was me. Some other Austrians pop in from time to time but that's rare.

Ronnie could win this 10-0 playing left handed

>>64983200
Ronnie's attention span isn't great at the moment, he'll lose a few silly frames. If Hawkins can slow things right down it could be worse.

>>64982697
Barry always tanks under pressure but surprisingly yesterday he was OK. Close 10-6 to Ronnie.

Presenter is bear grylls ugly brother

>hawkins
>eagle eyed

Its a completely different fucking animal you retard

ALLAH AKBUR RONNIE

>>64982808
The bing thread last year was the best /147/ ever you mong

ronnie is cool
ronniefags in the audience are fucking annoying

>>64982768
Not really. Glorious Bing barely even turned up. I think the match ended 6-2 or 6-3.

>>64982735
He down plays his own games own purpose so that he doesn't beat himself up like he used in matches when playing bad.

>>64983302
That's all there is to it

His interview in the studio yesterday was hilarious

GO ON RONNIE

>Barry choking already

>>64983169
I like him, but I prefer underdogs. If he was playing against Neil Robertson or Shaun Murphy or another past champion, I'd support Ronnie all the way.

Isn't Ronnie's dad in prison for murder or something like that?

>>64983381

Came out of prison in 2010 or so. Pikey Mafia, had porn shops in London.

>>64983396
Are they in contact?

>>64983396
No wonder he battles with depression ect

>>64983404

Yeah, I remember one event where his family all turned up in He DINDU NUFFIN shirts.

Interesting first frame

scrappy frame

>>64983460
i like these btw like a puzzle

This could be a great comeback first frame with the pink n black out of play

>>64983477
Yeah, good to watch.

>>64983305
ty for response

>>64983409
Yeah I hate when people complain about him struggling with his career

He's had a fucked up life, and if anything being so talented and popular is probably a burden

Hawkins has this frame sewn up

>>64983514
The city of you

Ronnie casual masterrace

COMON RONNEH

Stream of this thing?

>>64983577
stream2watch

Frames like this is where that twonk Trump struggles on - cunt has a terrible safety game and will never win a world championship if he doesn't improve.

COME ON RONNIE BOY

CMON BARRY

'Thank you'

>>64983639
Kek

BIG BALLS BAZZA

I see Hazel is showing us a bit of leg today.

>>64983639
Ha, I noticed that as well

That top slag in front of le novelty glasses man

>>64983758
pic pls

Can the commentators add anything other then 'hes over that' or hes 'underhit that' half the time it's bollocks

>>64983787
Just keep an eye out behind where the GBY coulors are in the audience

>nope
>yes

that qt with Damien hirst

RON GOAT

What a great long green

>tfw yurosport won't start broadcast for another 30 bings

Is Ronnie the tiki taka of snooker?

>>64984078
yea

What does making a century mean?

C E N T U R Y

>>64984131
A break of 100 or more

UR A JEANEYUS RONNNIEE

Don't think he can be beaten by anyone when he's break building like this

Them first two pota of the frame

Beautiful and won him the frame

MOTH BTFO

M O T H
O
T
H

RIP in peace moth

Why are there so many women in the audience

>>64984295
'Coz of Ronnie's raw sexual magnetism

>>64984295
Hot for hawkins

barry needs to take this frame

dat red

Why did he go for the double

Bloody mad man

>>64984373
He deserves it after those rest shots

HAWKINS ON SUICIDE WATCH

fug

Ronnie's long potting has been a bit tasty all week.

COMON RONNEH

He needs then frames

Looking lke rons got this one

Don't let us down Ronald.

>>64984417
Nawty

>>64984417
NOOTY SNOOKER

SHUT UP RONNIE STOP MOANING YOU MUG

This interview is weird

I've put the missus on suicide watch lads, virgo commentating...

COMONBAERRY

neet

MON BARRY

What does virgo know about playing at this level? He was shit

Who /snooker loopy/ here?

>>64985270
They can't get rid of him because his catchphrases are like memes to old people

>>64985383
Snooker loopy nuts are we

>win first frame
>implode

>Barry

>those twats clapping before the ball is even in the pocket

ronnie gloryhunters are the fucking worst

FUCK YOU, RONNIEFAGS.

>Ronnie picking his nose.
Dirty bastard

I think it's such bad form when the commentators try and crack jokes when a player's down on a shot.

>>64985675
Its always that fat prick Virgo

Also is there a need for there even aneedbfor ear pieces

GOAT

Fucking nice pot

>looks like he's going to cannon into the pack
>oh no he's gone for the loose red

Every fucking time Virgo.

Wuts da score boys, is it close, is it worth gettin hyped fo da evnin session???

>>64985675
>>64985779
It's invariably Virgo making the jokes and they're always dross

When the studio cut to him in the box the "banter" is cringe worthy

>>64985779
I couldn't think of anything worse than watching live snooker and STILL having to listen to the beeb's shit commentary.

>>64985889
>>64985911
This and this

The worse part is the tax payer pays him

>>64985889
Him and Taylor love to try and look good and guess every shot, don't they. Every bleedin match.

>>64985900
4 - 1 for Ronnie. If Hawkins can get a few frames and bring it closer we might have a match in our hands for the evening session.

>>64985915
Excuse me but Dennis Taylor is GOAT.

any non low quality streams? else I will need to wait until 19:06 to watch

That one guy who keeps shouting 'go on ronnie' as soon as hawk misses

Even as a ronniefag this is annoying

>>64986054
VPN + iPlayer? Might be a few seconds behind but it should be good quality

>>64986064
>one guy

>>64986054
stream2watch has good quality imo.

>>64986064

ronniefags are the cancer of snooker

Why all the virgo hate? Fucking casuals in here

>>64986103
Nah there's a few people doing it but its defo the same guy who does it as soon as he misses

well, Barry needs to win the last two frames of this session now, really. Even then it's probably still done unless Ronnie implodes somehow

>>64986125
We hate Virgo and love Ronnie

Welocme to the future of snooker

Like it or lump it cunt

>>64986135
And I can't imagine it doesn't bloody irritate Ronnie to death either.

>>64986125
He's getting more and more tedious with age

Parody of himself at this point tbqh

>>64986084
no idea what either of these are desu

>>64986104
ok that's not too bad, but >tfw no Rofl Kalb

barry is too tense, he needs to let go and play just for fun

>>64986359
>playing sport for fun

Is the evening session the same audience ?

If not i feel sorry for them, starting to look like gg

>>64986419
of course it's the same audience spastic
who would go to just watch the first session

Barry, stop choking so hard ffs
>losing 6 (SIX) frames in a row after winning the opening frame

>>64986474
Fuck you cunt

>>64986538
next time think for two seconds before posting

>>64986496
Couple of close ones tbf

He's not getting completely btfo

>>64985976
Reminder that Hendry tried to call a 147 after Higgins's 2nd black (16)
>He didn't even make a century
fucking scotsman jinxing it for his fellow countryman

>>64986570
No, but he keeps losing position when he has a break of about 30-40 and Ronnie just cleans up afterwards.

>>64986569
Idon't think its the illogical

Theres like a 3 hour break

come on barry give us a match

Anyone know what the prize money for 2nd place is?

Earning a tidy living and losing against the GOAT seems like a comfy life

>>64985915
If I was going to sit in complete silence for seven hours, I'd like to have something to listen to.

lel dat red

>>64986344
VPN = Virtual Private Network. Basically, you get yourself a fake IP address so it looks like your computer is somewhere else in the world.

iPlayer = The BBC's online streaming service. You can watch the BBC online, but only if you have a UK IP address (which you don't, but you could if you used a proxy or a VPN).

haha, time for 7(seven)-1

it's orge lads

Ronnie's a good guy right? He'll let Borey get a couple in the evening session I think.

>7 (SEVEN) - 1

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>7-1

RONNIE WINS LOL

LGTSS
>Barry "Sounds Like A Plumber, Plays Like A Plumber" Hawkins

There showing THAT 147 :)

lols

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None will evr get close

>bbc showing 1997 maxi again.
Good play by Ronnie this session. Hope barry gets few frames in the evening.

>>64987032
>>64987222
Tears in the eyes tbqh

wew

Fck you Barry Hawkins.

Always get excited watching that 147, lads. The man's an animal

>>64986654
>complete silence

Lads...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=336Z5BhM7h0

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these odds.

>>64988085
There's a severe lack of streakers these days in sports.

>>64988186
Its always with ronnie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrxiwXLgme4

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>>64988173
You hate free money?

>>64988244
Losing that much for a days money , jesus

Bumping with some 14 year old ronnie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eri3U_4EYiM

might just drink n sleep instead of bothering with the evening session

>>64989831
Would you like me to just come over and end it for you now? More for the rest of us..

Anyone watching this program

Emperor tamrines are so cute :3

>>64993674
based packham

Nearly time for Barry come-back

>tfw no comfy late snooker

Fucking Baz the spaz

ronnie will make it quick right? ive got stuff to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTdPPiItGOQ

Ronnie will always be the GOAT

>>64994559
Like drink Vodka?

er-vin or er-vine lads?

>>64994559
It's over before it has even begun.

>its a Ronnie wins with ease joint

Jesus I forgot how tiny Ken Doherty is

>who knows, he might make the rocket wobble a bit before he gets his hands on the trophy

Absolutely brutal; not even giving him a hope in hell.

COME ON BARRY

>>64995443
Seems like a nice bloke

>>64994938
She's Hazel Ir-vine. Because we all consider 'er-fine.

Christ above the ronnie fags have a had a few drinks now

we are reaching peak GUONRONNEH

These fucking ronnie casuals in the crowd

I'm convinced the lone person shouting very loudly for Barry is the same person who was loudly shouting shit like "Come on STU POT" when Bing was up last night.

It's clearly a false flag Ronniefag being a cunt.

Sounds like the Ronnie fans have had a few lagers during the break ,to say the least

I'd really prefer the crowd to be quiet

I missed the first session. Has anyone been thrown out yet? Anything on the scale of "Finish him off Ronnie; he's a mug!" ?

>>64995726
>Finish him off Ronnie; he's a mug!

Did that actually happen?

>>64995726
No way someone actually shouted that

>>64995802
>>64995811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Rz6uDUkKg

>>64995726
In the first session someone was shouting "I'm coming for your babies Ronnie."

>>64995802
>>64995811
Yes did actually happen lol

>>64995802
>>64995811

Yes

http://youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dg3Rz6uDUkKg

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>>64995909
>tripfags in charge of posting

Someone calling someone "mug" is a scandal
this must be the most peaceful game

>>64995868
How embarrassing lol

>Most points so far are from fouls
>No breaks
It's like the one time I played snooker. I lost the frame 260-170 or something like that.

>>64995868
Against selby as well. Beautiful.

>>64996048
It is. Only real gentleman allowed.

dat red

>>64995909
Have you just hacked my computer lad?

WHERES LE MAY MAY GOING XD

Where's the cue ball going?™

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>>64996048
It's a gentleman's game, but the crowd can get a bit rowdy.

Virgo is such a fucking tit

Dunno who that woman in the crowd is but she'd get it.

>>64996186

Your 15 terabytes of 4K Shemale-on-man porn is safe with me bruv

horrible long balls by hawkins (more like stephen hawkings lmao senpai)

Finish him off barry

STAND UP IF YOU LOVE THE DARTS

>>64996343
Haley Turner apparently. I might look her up.

>7 (SEVEN) -1

>>64996467

The jockey?

>Barry
YGSIU

>>64996343
Hayley Turner, as it turns out. She's a retired jockey, born in 1983.

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Imagine the referee dubbing a nazi doctor in a movie

Wouldn't mind letting her ride me

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>>64996467
>>64996523
>a female midget jockey will never ride you cowgirl and extract your sperm

why exist

GOONRONNIE

GWANRONNIE

>wait for Barry Hawkins to be Barry Hawkins
>clear up the rest of the table

Repeat x10

I'd ask for my money back if I had tickets

Embarrassing display from hawkins against a subpar Ronnie

What is Barry thinking right now?

>>64996806
>I wish I was on the pool tour hustling fat americans

Fuck me Barry

>>64996806
Should I have a battered sauasge or savaloy with my chips for dinner

>>64996678

She would if you were the champion and married.

Homewrecking slag.

>this game

Why is this frame such a sloppy mess?

Ronnie doing his best to make losing this frame convincing

This is fucking boring lads I'm off

>Pls, no calling out
>CUMONRONEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why are the folk in the crowd so effing retarded?

This is like watching BDO darts

Are they even trying?

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>this frame

>>64997013
Its been fucking suspect.

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what is this

What are they doing? Do they really wanna make it last till 23:00?

>>64996678
h-h-how do you ride a horse?

Ronnie defo has 10 grand on him losing this frame

>>64997078
I believe you. That last missed green was one too many. Someone out there has £100,000 on Ronnie to lose this frame.

>>64997013
It's like autism vs Down's Syndrome.

>>64997171
>>64997175

Probably been told to make it run out longer so BBC don't need to put an episode of Coast on

>>>/tg/
>>>/asp/

>>64997171
he's just fucking about
whenever he plays someone who's being shit he always throws them a frame or two early on so it's not a clean sweep

>this looks a good length

WHAT

THE

FUCK

RONNIE
What a mess this is

Ronnie finishes visit

>GO ON RONNIE
>LISTEN TO ME EVERYBODY
>I LIKE RONNIE O'SULLIVAN
>HEY
>HEY EVERYBODY
>GO ON RONNIE!
>THAT MEANS I LIKE RONNIE
>LOOK AT ME
>LOOK AT HOW MUCH I LIKE RONNIE

Take them out, line them up and shoot the casuals.

CHEEKY
H
E
E
K
Y

SNOOKER
N
O
O
K
E
R

>BDO Snooker

Lol ronnie just lost 10k

>wins frame by a fluke
>immediately leaves the arena

LITERALLY a fixed frame and he fucked it up.

Ronnie is pretty disappointed to have lost...

Spawny af!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Ronnie confirmed getting killed by Brick top after the session

>>64997239
Nah

>>64997239
>>>r/cuckold

Huh...wow

>>64997175
Poor Ronnie's getting his legs broken now :(

So someone just lost shitloads of money

I don't even know anymore after this frame.

>>64997372
Lol this is like the accidental ko in snatch

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>>64997308
hangs his head in shame
LIES

Uncle Barry is going to be disappointed

webm of that pink?

YOU GO DOWN IN THE 9 FRAME

>>64997456
Kekd

The ref sounds like a sexually frustrated gayboy.

>take nearly a year off
>long potting has been exceptional all week

It'll win him this tournament.

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>>64997456
Marsellus: The night of the match, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
>Marsellus: In the ninth, your ass goes down. Say it.
>Ronnie: In the ninth, my ass goes down.

>convince russian mafioso that you can take a convincing dive in the 9th frame
>fuck up due to a fluke + Barry Hawkins being absolutely terrible
>text him in the brief interval to double up his bet for the same outcome in the 10th frame to make up for it so you don't get your fingers broken

>>64997456
giggled

>>64997615
Imagine the innuendo

>ooh he's chalking up his tip
>send it into the pocket
>nice screw
>I can tell you exactly where the cue ball is going

>>64997615
He's Belgian.

>>64997758
>full ball, dropped hard into the brown pocket

>>64997615
He's definitely gay. I saw an interview with him once, and he is very effete and my gaydar went haywire throughout the whole interview. Also, he is a nurse for his day job.

>this final

absolute shite

>Barry Shitskin

>>64997744
>like that kid at school who tries rinse at your joke and kills it

Kmt

COME ON BARRY YOU CAN STILL WIN!!

>tfw my gf went all the way to go and see the evening session and she only gets to watch 3 frames

This is a fucking blood bath

>>64998064
So there is a different audience for sessions

FUCK YOU GUY FROM EARLYER

>>64998064
where is she sat in the crowd m8? post a picture

>these reds

Looks like the table when I'm playing.

Is 11 - 1 the 7 - 1 of snooker

>>64998064
>gf that likes snooker
tell me how

What was the fucking point in barry beating judd. Waste of everyones time.

>hawkins losing this frame on purpose so he doesn't have to endure this trainwreck any longer than necessary

>>64998108

Yeah you pay for each session, not per game. Although I bet there are a few who pay for all of them, hence the loud drunken twats who have been getting on it all day.

>>64998171
Really can't blame him.

And someone said that I am pessimist for thinking it would end 10-2...

Barry Hawkins will be home in time to watch Deutschland 83 at this rate. So that's nice at least.

I can't see Hawkins getting back into this now.

>>64998064
Did she go with her bull?

>>64998177
You'd want to drink as well to numb the pain that has been this final.

>>64998254
BOLD

>£90,000 for this performance

GWANRONIE

Let's be honest, evening session tickets for the Master's final must be reasonably expensive. To only get to see 3 (shite) frames is dire.

>genius
it's only snooker m8 he's just autistic

>10-1

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

>10 - 1
wew

>>64998266

Aye, I honestly don't know what the fuck happened to Judd.

>Shouty cunts stepping it up

Trying to fit it all in before the end

>>64998316
Hearne's fucking laughing all the way to the bank lad.

Fuck that knobjockey

6
T I M E S
I
M
E
S

That desperate fuck in the crowd.

>>64998160
You teach her to like it just like you'd teach something to a dog, by rewarding good behaviour. Snooker is /comfy/ sport so you get wine, some snacks, and cuddle up on the sofa and enjoy. Soon she'll associate snooker with cuddling, drinks, snacks, and will wait for new tournaments.

>>64998332
he's the goat

Roonie kids when

>I would have ripped their arm off

That's fairly unnecessary and violent tbqh

Barry crying inside

Lel the camera center kept cutting away from showing the crowd. Every second person was checking their watch.

>Three hours before scheduled finish time

>>64998259
Her bull?

Englandwinslol

>>64998464
They're both so fucking ugly. The boy especially looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome. The girl looks just like Ronnie.

That geezer in the crowd thinks he's watching WWE

next year trump wil dominate

Why are they still shouting it

>>64998508
>due to the snooker's early finish we will now be showing two episodes of Coast and a rerun of Friday's episode of Bargain Hunt

>that fucking guy shouting GOONRONNIE

why can't I hold all this gwanronnie

>>64998568
Not until he sorts his safety game out, he ain't winning shit.

JIMMY
I
M
M
Y

>>64998572
>>64998583
They've paid to shout and they'll bloody well shout!

>GOOOANNNNNNN RON

That ronnie casual too funny

>>>/asp/

"Well I'm never surprised when I win a tournament"

Arrogant yet truthful and entitled.

>that little kiss from Jimmy

GWOWNWBWBWBW RONNIE

This utter faggot in the grey jumper
What a loser

>this middle aged lad in the grey jumper who was first out of his seat and has been celebrating loudly since

jesus

>>64998509
I think he was making some lesbian bants.

>>64998522
>looking like Ronnie
>ugly

>>64998719
>>>/mlp/

>>64998601
agreed
ill tweet it to him

>turning up to the final in your best fluorescent Adidas trainingwear

Just why

Them aggressive fist pumps

Well, that was boring
>highest break of about 45 in the final
>lose ten frames in a row
>BARRY
>A
>R
>R
>Y

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>>64998733
>tfw you will never be kissed by 6-time snooker world championship runner-up Jimmy White.

>that fucking guy
He just can't stop

is Jimmy the JUST of snooker