/hoc/ ice on fire edititiom

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>mfw the Blows got memed on by the Pulkcannon

>>63753223
>letting a 5'5" bust score on you

Nice pass by Richards, such poise

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Reminder that the Shorks are literally unchokeable on the road this season

Can someone send some hockey sticks to Nepal? I'll pick them up before customs steals them.

>>63753051

Will never ever do that tbqhwy.

>Super comfy in bed
>Get out of bed
>Super fucking cold now because your entire room is -10

>>63753338
Post address

>>63753343
>close window right away
>turn on hot shower
>stay in for long time
>rooms warmed up
>wrap back up in blanket for a minute

Best way to start the morning

>45 degrees in NC
>Everyone losing their collective shit
>Natural immunity to cold due to NY/Minny parents

Feels pretty great family

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Who /cold/ here?

>>63753349
Send it to:

Gateway Himalaya Resort
Besishahar-2
Lamjung, Nepal

I'm friends with the owner, and addresses don't really exist here

>>63753402
If i send you a /hoc/ themed Christmas card to that address would you get it?

>>63753426
If you send it today, maybe

It's gonna be expensive though

>>63753401
What is this in degrees Celsius senpai

>>63753492
Slightly too warm to really go and be fully comfy desu.

>>63753465
I'll look into it. Looks like just an envelope wouldn't be very much.

>>63753492
15c

>>63753503
That'd be cool anon

The charity I'm here with got a $3000 donation from a guy who grows mushrooms on the darknet

>>63753526
>>63753531
I bet they're fucking.

I just took a massive liquid Indian food fueled shit. My roommate woke up and asked me, between gags, what sort of Edmonton Oiler clone I had created.
I was confused but he scurried back to his room before I could say anything.

What did he mean by this? I don't really follow hockey...

>>63753610
oilers a sh-

You no what no oilers already a respectable franchise fuck off

>Canakeks

I have to wake up in an hour. Power nap or watch tv?

>>63753640
Nap f@m, it'll be hard to wake up, but once you do you'll be much more functional than if you just stayed up

>>63753647
Ok goodnight. Only have to function for 6 hours tomorrow anyway

>>63753338

Give address. How many, lefts or rights?

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>>63753619
Oilers are literally the best team, Draisatl and Eberlek are the best players.

Like, refute me, its comical to even think someone could.

>>63753835
Just send me some instead player

Do you have rights 100 stiff Easton e6 blade pattern please cuz

Or the colt unbreakable stick

are wings looking good this season? I just seen some results and that's about it boys

>>63753852

What is your team? What is the lamest team in the league?

>>63753848
Maybe if a team consisted entirely of forwards. The have been absolute shit and continually ruin top talent.

>>63753866

You took his bait, friend. Even oilels fans know that their team is full-meme

>>63753863
Detroit for sure

If I had to choose a "lame" team perhaps I'd choose Tampa bay

>>63753871
Its >rags you dummy

ya don goof'd and arent getting sticks now

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>>63753870
Knowing American "fans" he probably just started watching hockey this season

>>63753859
This is an honest assessment

The coach doesn't want to get on players bad sides so he doesn't correct blatantly irresponsible defensive decisions

Also offensive zone time is pretty bad, most nights they're playing in their own end

Mrazek, Howard, and Zetterberg have been great plus young guys like Larkin and Pulkkinen when he settles down


Overall Bretty fun season

>>63753871
>Lamest team
>Tampa

As a fan of a total of 3 days I take offence

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>>63753889
Good you tit fucker

>>63753889
its offense lmao retard

>>63753887
any chance of >us reaching for stan lee?

anyways I'm very happy that Mrazek is doing great

>>63753899
It'd be a long shot I think but it'll be a fun ride

Honestly people lump brad richards into the group of veteran signings that didn't work out but he's the calming influence these kids need

Watch a game sometime lad

>>63753916
time zone is a bitch, but I will have now a lot of free days so I can watch more again. Had busy months now.

>>63753893
>He doesn't use Ol' Blighty's spelling

I bet you don't even take a rumbly-tumbly in the crumper you philistine.

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>>63753943
Bro I bet you call freedom fries chips, talk to the fucken hand, Barnabus

>>63753243
hahaha, well memed my friend.

Is it minus turty two yet in Minessota?

>>63753526
that one on the right is Nylander, right?

>>63753882
I only watch hawks playoff hockey. I'm just here for the memes

>>63753985
wash your fucking hair

>>63753943
>>63753951

Kane had forcey-fun time with a girl

>>63754009
why, did your sister complain?

>>63754011
Literally what the fuck

>>63753975
Nah it has been unseasonably warm until this weekend. Finally have had a stretch of days below freezing. Though that is going to change this week. It is projected to get 45F on Wednesday so still no frozen ponds.

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My brothas, my brothas. Quiet now.

Can we all set aside our differences, and just take a moment to give thanks.

Thanks to one man who, there are perhaps, citizens among us that do not fully appreciate.

And I know with some of these older gents, like a Bobby Orr, or a Chris Chelios(thats the joke), its hard to even imagine a time when they were relevant.

But let's all bow our heads in unison and give a hearty:

"Thanks Federov".

>>63754023
>Finally have had a stretch of days below freezing

And it's only November...In some parts of Russia it's only minas seven.

>>63754030
>1993

>>63754030
Its Fedorov you fucking jumbodumbo

>>63754042
Well at least you have no sense of humor or irony, now thank Federov you fat faggot.

>>63754050
Drink milk out of a bag since you have no cups

>1993

>>63754050
Its Fedorov you fucking shitwit
>Canadian hockey 'knowledge'

>>63754067
Lad he was using superior humor and irony gained through years of despair since

>1993

>>63753882
Maybe you should just go back to trying to shoot your load through the giant fucking gap in Eburle's teeth.

>>63754126

Mongolmeme aside, Hall and Eberle look so much finnish, it's almost disturbing

>>63754150
eberle maybe but not hall.

>>63754038

-27 recorded in Lapland this morning

>>63754187
I hope there aren't any bears.

>>63754193

There are some but they're pretty harmless. Wolves have been spotted as south as 25km from southern coast so they're much more likely to fuck your or your hunting dog's lives up. Neither are THAT common though

>>63754213
Honestly when I bring d dog he will take out the wolves if I don't react

>Oilers fans are still uniroinically talking about and considering trading Eberle for Hamonic

What the fuck?

>>63754234
there's a reason canadian teams don't win the cup

>>63754234
Theyre memers lad eberle is their best player trade the nuge

>>63754241

Eberle would be a much better payoff. They could get Vatanen from Ducks with Eberle as Sami's contract is coming up and they're likely to sign Fowler while Bieksa and rest of shitters are locked.

>>63754276
Yeah but eberle is one of the few bright spots on the oilers

>>63754276

The only player on the Oilers better than Eberle is Hall. They'd be fucking STUPID to trade him.

>>63754286
>>63754283

Legit points. Besides, I dont want Vatanen to kill his career. Dont know other places that he would go though

>>63754296
ducks better be sure theodore pans out if they are shopping vatanen because he has outplayed both fowler and lindholm this season.

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>prospect thread about a player born in 2001
>hfboards

>>63754538
well is he gonna be GOAT?

>>63754644
He's got meat/taters written all over him

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>tfw literally only 3 Finland posts in yesterday's thread
>it was a US vs Canada shitflinging contest
Don't ever leave, Pekka

>>63754701
>>63754538
Hooky fuck i just looked it up. Hes listed at 5'7 139 lbs because he just started puberty. Finlan youre crazy

>>63754030
TYBF

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>>63754735
winter is coming

>>63753338
sent ;)

lads there is this homeless fella with one leg I walk past everyday and the way he shakes his cup annoys me

Am I a bad person?

Where's the best place to get the flames throw back jersey

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>>63754833
do what Bateman would have done

>>63754833
I live in downtown philly m8 i don't even see homeless people as existing anymore they're just part of the scenery. If they ask me for something i just don't respond or shake my head quick. You'll grow numb soon enough.

And shop.nhl.com of course is the place to get all your official gear!

i thought homeless people and niggers only existed in tales until i visited sweden, not even memeing jesus christ i t was horrible

>>63754885
I remember the first time i saw one. New years eve 1998. Actually i guess it was after the ball dropped so it was 1999. He's probably dead now

>>63754863
That's like £80 I was hoping for a cheap one to wear to training.

Most of our beggars in Glasgow are gypsies or no voters

>>63754916

That's a bit rude, I hope he glasses you

>>63754885
Wait till you visit England, I thought we had enough of them in Scotland but England is full of immigrants.

>>63754926
Hope he does desu his cup is only a McDonald's one and won't do any damage and with him only having one foot I'm at a distinct advantage

>>63754916
>living in small town
>it's always the same 4 homeless people sitting in the same places

I wonder when they start recognizing everybody

>>63754951
I recognize which homeless people beg at which corners and what times of day they'll be there. I'm sure one of them recognize me but probably none of the others. Probably only takes them a few weeks.

While we're hating people why can't foreigners sit quietly? I showed up early for class cuz i finished my exam and this gook next to me can't go 2 seconds without snorting his snot or sniffling his nose or clearing his throat or exhaling heavily. God damn we have 15 minutes go blow your nose or some shit. I can fucking hear him swallowing hard trying to get his snot to go down his throat

>>63754973
Same here, I only walk about the same areas on my lunch anyway so i see the same gypos or no voting scum at the same spot everyday.

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Stinky smelly swedes?

>>63755077
Showers are superior to baths tbchwymf (to be completely honest with you my friend)

>>63755077

Makes sense, bathing is vanity and therefore haram

>>63755077
Bathing is fucking disgusting and I don't know why people do it.
t. showers once or twice a day

>>63755077
but islams overpopulating the earth is not a big problem? Glad to see mister king focusing on big things here.

>>63755120
this tb.h
>sitting in your own filth for 2 hours

>>63755120
>>63755162
If i take a bath, i have to take a shower directly afterwards.

but i don't take baths.

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>>63755120
>>63755100
>>63755077
>>63755162
>>63755174
>not going to sauna when washing yourself
it's like you don't even want to be clean

>>63755120
>twice a day
Nigger you're gonna get sick cleaning yourself that often. When the illness finally hits you it's gonna hit way harder.

>>63755208
Smelly immigrant spotted
Get back to /nba/ miguel

>>63755208
If I do take a second shower it's just a hot one to relax, kind of like how Finns do the sauna. I'd actually really like a sauna, too bad I live in a shit apartment.

>>63755174
This is what you're supposed to do. You take a bath in hot water because it soaks your entire body and helps get rid of grime and filth but you're supposed to finish with a full shower. It's definitely a waste of water but you'll be cleaner when it's over.

>>63755228
I can't leave my place without showering so if i work out later in the day i gotta shower a second time

Alright honest question.

if you only take one shower in a day. when do you do it.

In the Morning before heading out so that you smell your best
Or at Night after work to clean off the grime of work.

I always preferred night showers. I like going to bed feeling fresh and relaxed from a shower.

>>63755279
Shower first thing every day. Fuck people that smell like bed

>>63755279
Night. Unless you're sweating like crazy while you sleep and taking multiple huge shits in the morning you'll smell fine.

>>63755279
I used to do it at night but when it's hot I wake up all sweaty so I've been showering in the morning now. Kinda sucks with long hair cause it takes like 2 hours to dry without damaging my hair with a hair dryer but whatever.

>>63755285
>bed smells bad
>goes to sleep dirty

Hmm

Next question:
Do you iron your underwear and/or your bedsheets?

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>not washing your sheets once a week
>sleeping in your own cum, sweat and farts

>>63755384
you know what I mean mang. Everyone's body oil has their smell and I don't like smelling other peoples smell. Not even talking BO here

>>63755414
I don't iron anything that isn't dress clothes. I put my sheets on the bed fresh out the dryer though and trap that shit under the blankets then get in

>>63755414
both

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>>63755422
I had no problems reading this

I'm a Predators fan.

Does anyone here have a reason I shouldn't commit suicide?

>>63755501
http://www.jatkoaika.com/Artikkeli/too-small-for-nhl-the-story-of-juuse-saros/172813

>>63755077
>>63755100
I thought bathes used let water since you just did not let like 50 gallons shoot down the drain

>>63755546
check your shower head it tells you how many gallons per minute it uses. I think it's usually like 2 or 3 so that'd be a really long shower for 50 gallons

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>>63755501
qts

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>rags

Can only shower in the morning, I have longer hair so it gets wrecked after 8 hours of lying on a pillow.

>>63754538
>14 years old prospect
are you sure you weren't checking in the Minnesota Wild boards?

>>63753398
where in nc?

>>63755762
Asheville

>frat fag sitting next to me
>he's looking up jerseys to buy on aliexpress
>looking at flylels jerseys, lindros, giroux etc
>he's always reading philly sports stuff
>starts looking at kessel jerseys
>kane jerseys
>backes jersey wtf


FUCKING BANDWAGONS REEEEEEEEEE

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>>63755501

>>63753231
they should remake Miracle and have it be about how Pulky actually hit the net instead of the backboards

>>63755414
I iron my ketchup

>>63755279
In the morning

sometimes also at night

showers are great

>>63753492
shorts weather if you're not a pussy

this is my 5th post in a row

pls wake up, /hoc/

>>63756037
I've been awake faggot. Got my one hour of sleep did my 6 hours of work now time for comfy train riding

>>63756047
Where you going

>>63756054
Parents place for the holiday. First time in years I'm not working til Wednesday

>>63754951
germanon you 're funny

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>>63756079

>>63755414

Depends on the fabric

>>63756089
>not having silk everything

Teams that will likely never win a Cup in our collective lifetimes (doesn't matter if they've won one before you starting watching hockey):
>flames
>oilers
>wild
>sens
>sharks
>flyers
>laffs
>canucks

Ineligible (already won within the last 20 years, to be conservative):
>hawks
>kings
>bruins
>pens
>wings
>ducks
>canes
>lightning
>devils
>avs
>stars

Likely to win in the next 70 years:
>rags
>yotes
>sabres
>caps
>preds
>panthers
>isles
>las vegas
>quebec city
>blues
>jets
>habs
>blue jackets

>>63755777
im in winston salem. not too bad here.

>>63756162
silk a shit
flax t b h

>>63756187
the sharks or canucks are more likely to win before the yotes or blues. blue jackets and sabres will never win a cup in our lifetime

>>63756224
look at this stupid faggot

McMeme has retired while Gretzky has died and Kane is sitting in jail from double-rape-homicide before your team has won a stanley.

Except mine, this is our year

get a hair cut you hippys

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what happened to Hamburglar?

>>63756187
Shit list desu senpai

>>63753206
>Ferraro off waivers
NOOOOOOOO
I really liked Ferraro guys :(

Hopefully he gets some full time playing time in Boston because he does deserve to be playing in the NHL.

>>63756187
your list is shit and you should feel bad

>>63756351
Ate too many burgers, got fat, then went and got an American citizenship.

>>63756384
>>63756360
It's completely unbiased and inherently correct, I'll be proven right when we're shitposting from hospice care.

>>63756404
the only thing that was "inherently correct" is the part where you list teams who won a cup in the past 20 years. everything else is just speculation, poor speculation at that.

>>63756452
This tbhfamilie

>>63756192
That makes sense, they're near the mountains and you're closer to the coast.

Brave: The story of the Toronto Maple Leafs, a team with the courage to put an AHL team on the ice against NHL teams.

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>>63756571

>>63756576
rofl feast your eyes upon this gosh darned ape

Anyone else a Hurricanes fan here? I live in Raleigh but they have been so bad the past few years I refuse to spend money on tickets for games even though they are dirt cheap. But I am thinking of going to one in the next couple of weeks. Tickets to the Canadians game are only $17 bucks. Worth it even though the Canes will probably get stomped?

>>63756645
there's one canes bro you can suck him off in the parking lot

>>63756645
Be a Predators fan. TN is pretty close, right?

>>63756645
Nah, Canadians are garbage
That's cheap to see a good win

>>63756645
Definitely worth it. The Habs are impressive to watch. They've stomped my team 3 times this season.

>>63756576
Haha observe this frickin primate

>>63756707
This is North Carolina. Even if it's legal to fagmarry now you'd still get hung from a tree if any of the locals were to see that.

>>63756717
One state over but I am not giving up on the Canes. I still watch them. I just refuse to give them or even scalpers my money when they keep putting shit rosters on the ice year after year.

>>63756740
I think I will. Stars tickets are also only $9. So for $26 I can see 2 games which feature the teams with the two best records in the league. I haven't paid attention to any other teams this year but I'd like to see some good hockey.

>>63756894
>This is North Carolina. Even if it's legal to fagmarry now you'd still get hung from a tree if any of the locals were to see that.
But other than that you'd have done it?

>>63754030
thank you based federgoat

>>63756921
Not my thing. I appreciate you trying to play matchmaker though.

>>63756894
>i refuse to give them my money
>I'm going to go to a few games

That's that southern education i hear so much about

>>63756982
Carolina with the bantz. I like this guy.

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Why are the Stars so good in the offensive?

Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

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>>63757185
Stars/Sharks WCF confirmed, amigo

>>63757059
>he's concerned about how other people spend their money
HowtospotaJewin/hoc/

I haven't gone to a game since 2011. I'm only considering it now because Im bored and the tickets can be had for under $10 to get in to most games/around $40 for the lowest level on Stubhub. They are still my home team and at that price to buy from another fan who made the mistake of getting season tickets I have less of an issue doing it.

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>The AHL can't handle him

>>63757205
>Shorks
And I'm not your amigo, friendo.

>moved to uk a few months ago
>nobody watches ice hockey here
>when I say I like hockey they think I mean fucking field hockey
JUST

>>63757307
She's a qt

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>>63757345
He is the best player in the world

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>>63757345

>>63757307

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

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>>63757392
Me on the left

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>The Toronto Maple laffs coach hates him

>>63757410

Cool shorts, Ahmed

Want to bring them to my house?

>>63756645
>>63757341
Me senpai
Moved here from charleston
Cam ward deserves much better sm h

>>63757424
That is just the average canadian

Kapanen is better player and not as gay as bustlander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCet3YK84tg

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post yfw the best team in hockey is from the south

>never skated as a kid
>no one cares about hockey at all
>ice states mad
>don't even have any stars memes

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>>63757466
>One is not like the others

>>63757466
He'll never be as good as dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybPY_9PtZ4Q

>>63757351
>Swedish_gay_couple_at_refugee_rally.png

>>63757429
I've grown to hate Cam desu
He is too fickle and has been inconsistent for years.

>>63757527
Sami was the man when he played for Carolina.
>tfw you will never play NHL Live 2000 and use Kapanen, Ron Francis, and Brind'Amour to BTFO whoever you play
fug

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>>63757568
DUDE IT 2015. OF COURSE WHOLE TORONTO SHOULD BE A GIANT #GAYREFUGEESWELCOMERALLY

>>63757516
thanks to your brothers threats I'm looking at cops in all black with m4s at my train station. Theyre drinking smoothies tho and I'm too scared to take a pic

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>>63757627
wut

>>63757662
isis ya dingus

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>>63757683
Maybe if you stopped funding them and start wars in the middle east to kill stable secular dictators we would not have fucking shitskins and ISIS terrorsist walking all over our continent.

Seriosly we should just put every single ojne of these fuckers that comes to our borders on cruise ships and sail them straight to you amerikeks so you see the shit we have to deal with because of your Israel cocksucking

>>63757734
Fine can you take all the hood niggers

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>>63757749
But you paid for them to infest your lands. Also the return date has passed.

>>63757761
>Finnkek

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Why is Price such a troll?

>>63756645
just buy tickets to bobblehead nights on stubhub and shit
>>63756894
>>63756921
DESU the research triangle is filled with so many carpetbaggers it is barely southern anymore

>>63757834
Just an extra big face wash

>>63757805
Let's just start a new world in Greenland and play glacier hockey until they all melt

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>>63757805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8CpsNDn2s8

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>>63757834
he is a feather nigger mad at 1993

>>63756645

17 dollars ain't shit and you should support your team even if they would suck ass. Dont be a chiraq-fan, Anon.

>>63757881
I do support them from the comfort of my own home. But the management, no matter how many changes are made, never gets their shit together. Every year we are promised "this will be the year we get back into the playoffs and are competitive again" and every year we get a bottom feeder. 6 years of rebuilding and no end is in sight because the division is so stacked.

>>63757205
>Sharks
>Anywhere past the first round
>Not chocking
>It was 3-0

>>63757873
Is this the best moment in finnish history?

Our team was ultra shit that year and we still somehow managed to get to the final.

Also that was a shit game, so low level.

This is the GOAT WJC final.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW5GFw-wzvk

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>>63758236
>Is this the best moment in finnish history?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeoMOnGn6Xo
:^)

>>63756378
Ray please go.

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>>63757873
>>63758236
>>63758275
I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJY-6BkpPq0

Yay Stastny is back

are rags playing Raanta tonight?

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>>63758306
stay out of this philip-pierre

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>>63758275

>1995 was 8 years ago

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>>63758329
Back to the kekshed Pekka

>jest are elite they said
FUCK YOU JEST, FUCK YOU, BECAUSE YOURE SHIT THE FUCKING HAWKS ARE GONNA MAKE THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN

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>>63758433

>>63758453
>bandwagoning the most bandwagoned team in hockey
I expected better of you Finland

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>>63758478
been a fan since i was a kid, i have been enjoying the recent success tremendously

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>>63758521
>Keitshit

Is he the biggest meat and potatoes defender in the NHL?

Literally worse at everything compared to Karlsson/Klingberg.

The "DOUGHYTHTHTYTY Is GODD xD" meme is almost as good

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>>63758597
>comparing Karlsson to Keith

>>63758521
>being born in 2000
>being 15
>watching since 2010
Underage pls go

>>63758329
http://www2.dailyfaceoff.com/

>>63758626
Comparing meat and potatoes to a hockey god like Karlsson is insulting I know.

You force me to do it.

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>sleeping on the best defender in the league

Shiggy

>>63758684
>Karlsson
>hockey god
You only get one, delusional swede.

>>63758703
Kött och potatis

>>63753206
Chicago: Modern Day Dynasty taking its off year before winning again

>>63758731
>LE KITETHH xDD

LE DO NOTHING MAN

LE EXCELL AT NOTHING MAN

>>63758744
le doesn't know hockey swede

>>63758744
>3 Stanley Cups
>2 Olympic gold medals
>Conn Smythe
>2 Norris trophies
Babby Karlsson will never get 3/4.

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+/- is a weird stat

Pic unrelated

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>>63758597
>mfw this Swedish C*** is comparing a left winger(Karlsson) to two of the best defensemen in the league in Doughty and Keith
>mfw Karlsson will never ever do this

Keith, Doughty, and McDonagh are the best D men in the league.

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>>63758785
Who are these system babbys?

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>>63758359
>Henrik Lundqvist currently leads the league in Wins, Save%, and GAA while also facing the most shots of any goalie.

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>>63758955
Can't wait for a canadian to come in and say that some shit tier goalie that does nothing is better because MUH INTANGIBLESZZEDDDSS.

So there's a rumoured king in the nhl, can someone tell me who it is and his decorations?

>>63758982
But what has he won?

>>63759002
I know he never wears anything on his fingers

>>63759082
That's weird, normally kings have dozens of rings and a few crowns to signify their victories

Alright let's take a look at the goaltending of the New York Rangers
Henrik Lundqvist: zero Stanley cups
Antti Raanta: one Stanley cup

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EXCLUSIVE: PHIL KESSEL OFF SEASON WORKOUT

i'm so hungry

>>63759100
Why is that lundscrub starting anyway?
Everyone knows Finnish goal tending is better

>>63758982
>Eric Karlsson
>Over Doughty
Doughty was unreal in those olympics.
When will this Karlsson being the best defenceman meme end?

>1
>9
>9
>3
>canadians will never celebrate a cup win

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Stanley at the sauna

>>63759313

Who came in it last?

>>63759320
Paddy Crane

>>63759332

Doesn't sound like a real Finn

>>63759320
who came to the cup last? or who came to the sauna last?

>>63759355

I'm assuming all the lads had a wank into the cup and the last one had to drink it

That's what you do

>>63759267
Karlsson literally had the most points in the olympics tied with Kessel on a team where the top 2 centers were kill

>>63753882
Stupid, sexy Hallsy.

Here's what its like to be canadian:

You will never ever see your favorite team win the stan lee cup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-LIZonI-sU
>tfw

>>63758955
and also literlly has no rings
top kek
fuck off henrik lundshit
>rags

>>63758813
true

Mcdumbass isn't even a top ten defender you rags shitters
It's crazy you niggers haven't learned your lesson about delusional posting after getting BTFO every year

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>>63759313
hi rate my sauna please

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>>63759784
0/5

>>63759904
That thing is fucking hideous

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>Buy box of hockey cards on impulse at target
>Tyler Johnson, Drouin, Stamkos, aww yeah
>wait what
>McDavid's rookie card
>check ebay
>$200
>mfw haven't even finished opening the packs

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>They see your goalie

>>63759872
fuk u fite me

>>63759948
Bruh I'll trade you for all those lightning cards

>>63759986
nah the lightning cards are the only ones I give a shit about. I'll trade any of the others tho, I don't collect this stuff

>>63759961
>that loui

Got dayum

No homo tho

>>63759998
Fug those are the only id want. Unless you have a zuc card

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>3 day break between games

the fuck is this bullshit?

>>63759961
Damn. Sexy guys

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>>63760018
>complaining about extra rest time for Johnson, Paquette and Drouin

>>63760052
I just want to watch hockey that I actually give a shit about

>>63759976
ur bathtub a shit

>>63760017
I have a couple zuc cards. You can have em if you want.

>>63760052
Never thought I'd say this but I really wish drouin was back. Him and stamkos work well together

>>63760074
I kind of do tbhfam. Zuc is prob my favorite non lightning player

>>63760101
[email protected]

Fuck if anyone else wants I've got a bunch of these I don't care about

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs311Ack-Cc

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>Ryan Suter will be the captain of Team U.S.A in 2018

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>>63759904
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD FOR THESE "PROFESSIONAL" DESIGNERS TO MAKE A GOOD STADIUM SERIES JERSEY

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIS SLICK SHEEZYART TIER SHIT

JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCKING STOP

>>63759904

Sweet new Opera Logo

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>>63760320
these were pretty good desu
not too memey

>>63760362
>sandwiches with more lettuce than meat
>shiggy

>>63759242
I hope by now your hunger is gone.

>>63760387
it is
i hope by now your debnts have been paid

>>63760412
they are

>>63760369
the winter classic ones are fine, the stadium series ones are what I'm talking about

those sideshow games, this years is avs/wongs and hawks/wild

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>>63760362
Weak

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>This triggers the Finns

>>63760542
he probably shouldnt be standing on top of the thing that says canada really big

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>>63760542
nah all we really care about is beating swedes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDb9wUxo2_Q

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Found My Larkin Jersey.
>Be me growing up in Detroit
>Go to UofM Champ game
>Become mezmorized by Larkin's greatness as a two-way player
>He's drafted to the Wings
>I can't wait to see this kid play someday
>Opening night he's ON THE FUCKING TOP LINE!
>SCAAARRS!
>implying he doesn't stay with us forever
>Can't wait for this jersey.
Good to be a Wings fan.

>>63760646
Top comment btfos Finland

>>63760704
are you sure that's not a new Tigers jersey?

>>63760709
>youtube comments
>literally reddit

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>>63760709
lmao they're still mad over 95

>>63760734
what does DEN GLIDER IN mean?

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>tfw fan of the flyers rn

>>63760734
oh my god, i forgot about den glider in
arguably the worst trip of all time, outside of Heisenberg/Purgatory
god i feel old

>>63760772
is the coach bad?

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Was Ric Jackman good?

>>63760760
It Slides In

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3atJWUBl76I

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>>63760802
Finland why are you so funny?

>me on the left

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>>63760734
SWEDEN ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>63760784
I can't tell what he wants them to do.Our top scorer (4th in the league last year) has scored 1 goal in 30 games, the defense is literally LOL DUDE HIT HIM HEHEEHEHE LOL and literally 1/2 of their wins are shutouts, and they have 6 wins btw.Their prospects are tearing the asshole of every minor league division but they can't bring them up because of salary cap (I think they can spend 500,000 max).The team is just a collective garbage fire full of bead nigger babies and a dalmatian fetus used as the kindling.Basically it's the late 80's all over again.

/hoc/, I think I'm dying. And my one dying wish is to see the Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup this year. Do you think I could get Bettman to arrange that?

Also no joke, for like the past 5 days straight, I've felt my health declining. Like this morning, I woke up at 4AM with severe stomach cramps that still haven't gone away. Had to leave work early today because of it. Should I go to the ER? What do you think /hoc/?

>>63760892
relax

>>63760892
>severe abdominal cramping for 12+ hours

>"hurr should I go to the doctor?"

yes you fucking retard

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>mfw Ovie will never be an Edmonton Oiler

;_;

>>63760939
but then he'd be ruined and not as fun

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>three games for hundred dollars

probably comes with free food too

I really want to move to the southern US, warm, and cheap hockey

>>63760918
Yeah but I'm not shitting or vomitting blood or anything, and they say that 60% of all stomach cases go undiagnosed. I don't want to go tonight, spend a shit ton of money, then be told "Oh I don't know. Tell me if it gets worse"

>>63760950

oh shit, I totally thought this was the panthers. I wasn't even paying attention

>>63760952
maybe if you just died it would be best

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just won tickets to the ducks meet and greet tomorrow

>>63760892
>not waking up every morning with stomach problems
And you call yourself American.

>>63760984
Maybe...

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>mfw Ovie only skates with Yak internationally

;_;

>>63759393
Maybe if Karlsson was as good as Doughty defensively they'd have won the gold

>>63760952

do you have a fever? if so then I would worry

otherwise take a buscopan and stop being a baby

>>63760950
If I lived in Raleigh I'd be all over that shit

Tickets for the Jackets are relatively cheap but the reason they're not Canes/Panthers/Coyotes-level prices because of the Pens, Hawks, and Wings