/hoc/: Love Live Edition

Finally a new thread

>>63736990
are you retarded? did you type that news out yourself whats going on with the spaces

Non anime version
>>63736791

>>63737076
I think you mean shitty team that sucks edition for Cubans

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>>63737076
fag

>>63736990
kotori is best girl

I support this thread we should all be posting in this thread.

>>63737076
>posting wrong info
>being upset you got so BTFO

>>63737109
>shitty team
>wants to post in the worst team in the nhl edition for anime liking retards

>>63737076
go post your shitty clipart in another thread and try to start another stupid fight

>>63737218
How about you and the other op go post in the other one about the Devils and Lightning

>>63737245
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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should've just made a yulia edition. when will you guys learn

>>63737298
Good imitation of an anime watching autist tb h

>>63737291
but I support this thread

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>>63737357
is that you chambers

>>63737484
>thinking 1 specific person hates anime

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>>63736603
>>63736871

>Canafaggots

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>>63737516
>thinking anybody gives a fuck about your opinion

if you have a problem you are welcome to go make your own website

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>>63737579
Oh hi

>>63737593
>12 years ago this website was for anime
W o w

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>>63737688

Reminder that you literally elected a substitute teacher multicultural c uck lel.

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MRW I'm looking for dank memes on this subreddit

>>63737593
so what japanese word does /sp/ mean?

>>63737758
>mrw

you would mention reddit

>>63737758
Sorry this is just going to be a shitposting thread. You can tell by anime and Canada vs US fighting within the first 15 posts with no mention of hockey

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>>63737746
>elected a nigger
>country is 67% white
People with shit houses shouldn't throw shit rocks

>>63737851
I thought this was a waifu thread

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tfw no kings gf

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>>63738016
i want to marry slut chan

>>63737921

I'd rather have Blacks and Mexicans than Natives desu

>>63738064
Post blonde qt with the jacket

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>>63737792
thats obvious. /stephanie pictures/

>>63738017
You can tell that "person" doesn't wipe their ass

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Are the Devils elite?

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>>63738132

Maki is an actual slut

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>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee cup

>>63738212
No they're violent criminals

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>>63738132
fampai

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Nice

>>63738240
I'm fairly certain I'll have a certain look of malaise and disconnect across my face, Jorbolo

>>63738131
nice ćuckspeak damage control my friend
Oh and your country is actually 63% white
lel

>>63738240
DAE Jamie Benn is good at hockey?

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>>63738240

>kongs

>>63738307
That's cool but I don't think "white" Canadians count as white so you're technically zero percent white and haven't had a cup win in 22 years

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>>63737579

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>>63738376
>kongs
>fans

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>>63738403
>>63738337
>>63738301
>>63738254

>>63738498
Fuck off shill

>>63738403
Lol this backpedaling
I don't even know why I'm talking to you there is a one in three chance that you're a smelly minority.
Go back to the nba thread pls

>>63738498
That should read "literal retard"

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>>63738535

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>Ottawa 8th in the league
>I still have zero faith in this team

lel 7 ROW why is this team so shit

>>63738458
Road game

>smelly minorities have celebrated more cups than canakucks
You can't make this shit up

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>>63738554

>>63738498
So americaitlyns are going to elect this senile communist, a bulldyke, or a game show host?
wew lad what a fucked up place

>>63738683
>substitute teacher
>DUDE

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Reminder to check your privilege Canadians

>>63738634

Meme defender
Meme goalie
Being retarded enough to ice a plug like Chris Neil in 2015

>>63738654
>only /pol/ is smart enough to realize bernie is retarded

>>63738733
what a waste of tax dollars

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>>63738733
>canada is so keked I cant tell if that is a shop or not

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SJS @ CBJ
>>63738785
SHARKS @ BLUE JACKETS
>>63738785

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>1980

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>>63738803
It's real friend

>>63738858
>americaitlyns
Prepare for massive asspain, I used the a word

>>63738928
>>63738858
Watch what you post lads, it's 2015, the privilege police will arrest you for being intolerant

>>63738858
thats not an american though and its not in america?

>>63738970
Oops looks like I triggered someone
Next time I will put a trigger warning up

Hey canabros your autistic high schooler is spewing his shit again, please come corral him.

>>63739015
Not putting a tw gets you five years. Enjoy your sentence bud.

>>63739020

>tfw no professional tard wrangler for the canakek

>>63738991

canadians have this weird thing where they claim that we are more racist than them and therefore dumb, but simultaneously we are also stupid for being overrun with minorities and liberalism.

they like having their cake and eating it too.

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>>63739020

>visit family in Canada
>my uncle and his husband want to take me to see Conor mcdavids birthplace
>ride moose 50 miles to cabin in the middle of lake
>have to skip across a rainbow to reach it
>while we're looking at the prayer rug mcdavid used every day before practice we hear sirens blare
>police kick door down
>I thought they were strippers because they're only wearing thongs
>arrest me for not being high
>while in prison have to drink from the faucet because no cups

Great country, lads

>>63739020
I say one word and this guy has an anal prolapse
Comedy gold every time

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>Canadians on suicide watch
every time

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>>63739112
>go to America
>get shot

>>63739119

>spam and shit up threads
>people get annoyed

"HAHAHAH BUTTHURT AMERICAITLYNS HAHAHAAHA"

>>63739119
Holy shit I haven't been here in two months but you're still going strong eh?

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>>63739112
>while in prison have to drink from the faucet because no cups

>>63739207
autism is a very serious condition with long term side effects,
Canadians have to wait a long time for their free health care

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>>63738683
>he would rather have mister DUDE WEED 2015 in charge than the future emperor of the north american empire
wew

>>63739206
:)
would you say that you are anally annoyed?
>>63739207
Nah I dont have much time for banter these days to be honest

>>63739323
YER MAKING ME MAD :0

>1993

>outside of hoc Canada is a self loathing nation that knows they're fucked and kucked
lol

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>milk in bags

>>63739112

>Visit friends in the states
>They want to take me to see Jack Eichels birthplace
>Have to wait till morning, the minorities come out at night
>Following morning, jump on their motorized scooter and head to suburban neighbourhood
>Get arrested for not carrying mandatory bald eagle
>I escape thanks to Canadian passport
>Hear from my friends a couple months later
>Judge who heard their case sentenced them to 7 years
>She yelled ''BLACK LIVES MATTER!'' as they walk away
>They got raped by Jamal repeatedly while in jail

Land of the Free

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>Americaitlyns will defend this

>>63739439
wait wut

can the sharks finally nico nico win the cup?

>63% white
>president is unironically black
>next president is unironically a menopausal woman
Why do Caitlyns think they can banter about this?

>>63739477
No cups ;_;

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>>63739466

>>63739439
>putting your milk in jugs so you have an instrument when it's done
>American culture

why does Canada get btfo in every single thread lads?

>>63739532
>I-I don't even want a cup!

CANADIAN CONFIRMED go to a kessel jersey, ya hoser

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>mfw all Americaitlyns are Kongs fans

It all makes sense now

>>63739463
3/10 for effort

>1993

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>>63739590
>mfw dirty beaners have 2 cups to your 0 in this millennium

>>63739632
>Canadians winning cups is a win for America
Caitlyn logic is pretty hilarious tbf

>>63739624
Finally. Was waiting for this

>>63739632
>dirty beaners have 2 cups
hey the ducks have a cup too

>>63739615
>Reminder that their have been 2 (two(deux(dos))) American Captains to win the Stan Lee Cup
>Reminder that their have been over one hundred (100) Canadian Captains to win the Stan Lee Cup

>>63739688
>American franchises winning the Stanley is a win for Canada
?????

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>>63739516
>>63739688
>ebin americaitlyn mene
You know what lad, yes, one of our greatest Olympic heroes turned out to be a mentally ill tranny. But guess what? As a relevant athletic nation, we have several GOAT Olympians in a variety of sports. Can you say the same, outside hockey?

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what year is it?

>>63739688
I'm sure you were excited watching them win

Sike!

That'd be like letting some guy do some stuff to your wife and being happy!

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>>63739802

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Woo buds

>>63739873
>American ''men''

>>63739873
Me on the right

>>63739873
>this manlet has celebrated more championships than all of Canada in his lifetime
wew lad indeed

>>63739873
this has to be shopped

>>63739962
Hello new friend!

Interesting fact:a Canadian team has won the cup before, it was just a very long time ago

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Will Canadians keep chirping once Fuhrer Trump annexes them in 2017?

>>63740040
I wonder how it feels to live in fear, knowing that the USA could literally walk over your country at any moment

>>63740084

Imagine combining that knowledge along with the despair of never seeing a Cup winning team in your lifetime

>>63740136
at least they have DUDE WEED

>>63739794
lol that guy fucks trannies
>americaitlyns

>>63740263
>deflecting

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>>63740040
Nah I'd be fine with that, I'm a pretty big trump supporter and probably hate Eastern Canadians more than you. I'm Chirpin for bants

>>63740263
Isn't it illegal to make fun of trannys in no cupland

>>63740295
Deflecting?
That athlete you posted has sex with trannies lmao

>>63740200
>Canada will will the liberal pissing contest over who can take in more migrants
How long until we see good ol' Ontario boys allahu-akbaring on the ice?

>>63740263
>he wouldn't fuck a trap
Lol what a homo

>>63740348
well canada announced today that next month they will be flying in 900 refugees per day so not too long

>>63740338
There were some sick deflections on the 2006 cup final iirc

>>63740381
We could let in a million smelly Muslims and this country would still be whiter than yours lmao
SIXTY
THREE
PERCENT

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>>63740381

>>63740469
Again there are no white people in Canada technically

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>>63736990
>ctrl+f for Love Live
> 0 finds except for OP

Let's Go Sh/a/rks!

>>63740501
Sure thing caitlyn

>>63740560
Law just passed, sorry

>3.2% muslims
>.8% muslims

guess which north american country is which

>>63740469
At least Latinos don't want to impose sharia law on us
:^)

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>>63738016
Got a C/a/nuck waifu for ya

>>63740607
>63% white
Guess which "Anglo" country this is?

>>63740665
>2003
>The Year of Dan Cloutier
SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE

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>>63739466

>Canakeks

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Imagine being a Canadian boy and trying on a dress for prom after watching your team get eliminated

>canada tries int
>btfo
every single thread

>>63740671
We haven't been an anglo country since the 18th century family, that's just a sad meme identity that shitty Commonwealth nations use to pretend to be relevant.

Which booty blasts you guys more
>americaitlyns
Or
>63%

>>63740798
when I start to get bootyblasted I just think of the time I saw my team lift the stan lee cup. and then if that doesnt work I think of the other time.

>>63740798
>1993
Gets me mad because it's the last one we lost >:(

>>63740793
Right, it's best to just accept you're a Latin country to be honest
ĆUCKS
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/13/18934111-census-white-majority-in-us-gone-by-2043

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>>63740533
> Sharks

Countdown until we inevitably choke again? I want to keep the faith but...

Can Canautist please start posting with a trip so we can all filter you?

t. hoc

>>63740798
>State of Hockey
We don't deserve that title. We still have to catch up to NY, Massachusetts, and Michigan

what was your favorite cup win?
canadians need not apply

>>63740872
Scott Gomez
Alex Martinez

All have cup but not Canada haha

>>63739463
>Jamal
>In Jail

you forgot that he didnu nuthin, he's been freed for weeks friend.

Also Ferraro to the bruins.. don't really care desu.

>>63740962
I'm not 12, so I've seen a Canadian Cup win.

I know most of you yanks are new to this whole hockey thing :^)

>>63740914
what the fuck are you talking about faggot, fucking kill yourself you Ohio degenerate.

>>63740798
Obama tbqh. Caitlyn just comes off as a shitty meme past its prime used by some desperate sperglord who's only retort is "UMAD? UMAD?" and 63% reminds me were still almost a supermajority.

>>63740872
>just give up goy, you'll never keep up with illegals reproducing like rabbits on the state's dime!
This study fails to take trumps victory into account.

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>>63740872
I've seen your trudeaus moms pussy

>>63740914
Finally we have a realistic Minnesotan

>>63741014
We seem to have a knack for it. 22-0 since 93
I'd say we picked up just fine

>>63741005
My response as well. Too many forwards anyway and he wasn't anything particularly special. Now we gotta just put Smith on waivers once Quincey is healthy again and I think >we will be breddy decent

>>63741083
>we
>us canadians

>>63741005
Same about the Ferraro thing

I remember watching his draft and getting kind of excited because he was supposed to be a fast player but he just kind of played the grind game at the pro levels

We already have guys like jurco and Anderson doing it

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> Avs dead last in their division
> Shit goalies screwing us over

Kill me now

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>>63741043
what the fuck is 4chan posting wrong images again? Lyl somebody gonna get banned for posting my image

>>63741194
We as in Chicago, la, Tampa bay, yknow, cup winning cities

>>63741236

It's okay anon

Nevert forget you literally kekolded Canada out of a Lee

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>1980
>literally 3.5 decades ago

>>63741257
>we as in cities
you're a city?

>>63741304
9 vs 22
You know which one is worse Canada

>>63741320
Yes I identify as industrial kin and will have you arrested by the Canadian privilege police if you criticize me

>>63741382
canadians winning a cup counts as an american win
This makes no sense

>>63741445
They play for an American team no?
Why would it be an individual win?

>>63741475
The NHL isn't an international tournament. Are you new or something?

>>63741382
>All American team gets btfo for 4 years straight for 3.5 decades

>Mixed nationality teams get btfo every year for 20.5 seasons

>>63741544
> NHL isn't an international tournament

So Canada's part of the US and Ovechkin's American, right?

Let's end this once and for all

If a Canadian player is on an American team, you can only be smuk about a cup win if they are from your town. By signing with an American team they show they care more about winning for their team, rather than their country, which is fine, but it does NOT give Canadian's the right to be smuk.

Otherwise, if the Hasb win it's a victory for America because of patches being the captain.

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>>>/pol/

>>63741544
>canadians have to jump through hoops to be happy

>>63741544
Right, so where does the team celebrate their win? Parades are in the team city no?

>be Canadian
>master hockey
>finally get to leave
>win for America

Literally the Canadian dream

>>63741236
Varly is off this year, but he can bounce back.

Same with Berra, but Berra will bounce back from his current drop to being average. He was incredibly hot and then just lost it completely, but he's an average goalie at best.

Shit goaltending is probably better anyways because the Avs are not a playoff team and certainly not a playoff team in the West and DEFINITELY not one that can compete in Central.

Might as well run for those sweet draft %.

>>63741588
>>>/b/utthurt

>>63741570
Teams are made of all nationalities, therefore a single country can't claim a Stanley cup victory.
This isn't hard, are you new?

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>>63741612
Canadians on suicide watch

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>>63741588
>mad enough to quote all those posts
Thanks for the dozen (You)s though
:^)

>>63741588
Have a you, bud

>>63741579
>Patches is more of an alternate
>We all know the real captain is Price

Good try

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>>63741612
>win for America

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>>63741652
Is this a joke

Kapanen with a pretty good game today

If he goes to WJC he'll rip it up for binland

>>63741728
Yes, he's never celebrated a Stanley so he has to lash out at others

>>63741728
No response?
You're welcome for the lesson my americaitlyn friend

>>63741711
The difference is that they can choose who to play for in the nhl and they overwhelmingly choose America

>thinking literal slave labor is relevant

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>canadian booties right now

>>63741765
>I have no idea how the draft system works
I know americaitlyns don't know anything about hockey but come on man, learn about the sport before posting

back to back wins for the flames and a 4 point weekend for the clan

Great weekend of hockey imho

>>63741652
No, but a single city can. It's THEIR team, after all.

>>63741800
>players are literally tied to their team after elc
Lol

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>>63741800
Is this a joke

>>63741800
you should ask canadian teams and eric lindros about that

>i say one word
>instantly all Americans in the thread get assblasted
I am pretty much Sean 2.0

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Reminded that if your state does not have a publix you live in a flyover state

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>mfw Americans can't get Canadians to play for them internationally

>>63741896
He signed with the laffs
>americaitlyn hockey knowledge
Seriously try to learn about the sport bro

>>63741979
>mfw canadians can't get canadians to play for them domestically?
>mfw canadians literally cannot win the cup for a team country

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>>63740914
desu California is the true state of hockey we have 3! NHL teams and 5! AHL teams and thats not counting all of our junior AAA minors hockey leagues

>>63742019
that was after he was already braindead you silly maple nigger

>post yfw the most cherished trophy in sports has not been won by a canadian team in over 2 decades

>>63742058
>mfw canadians literally cannot win the cup for a team country
holy fuck this guy is so mad he isn't making sense

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>>63742103

>I mention the Stanley cup
>Canadians enter full damage control
I'm literally the god of hoc
>1993
Smell my nuts moosefuckers

>>63742063
>I-I-I knew that
>d-d-doesn't count
Better head on back to that nfl thread my man, you're getting exposed

>rags

>>63742144
In their country. Sorry I was laughing too hard at the drought effecting the entire country of Canada

>>63742059
Nice try puto, my state has 3 NHL and 5 AHL too, and had more before you beaners stole them for your AHL West meme-league.

Also Disney franchises don't count.

>>63742195
>dont draft me canada I fucking hate you
>canada drafts him
>trade me
>no
>trade me I wont play
>ok

>>63742058
>Literally Americans? Can't win team country? Sports?

>Americans pay Canadians to win cups and fuck their women

Lel

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>>63742058

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>>63742229
The AHL was a meme kiddy bus league because jews were too cheap to pay for travel DESU NY is probably going to get more teams taken from them and then moved to Florida so tampa and sunrise can have ez call ups

Stanley cup

POWER GAP
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POWER GAP
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literally nothing compares

>>63742278
>300 million people
>literally behind a country of 500 Mongolians
USA hockey is an incredible failure time after time

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>>63742246
the real question is why is every canadian town a hell hole that cant draft or form a cup winning team Jean?

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>mfw it's this easy to put canadians in full damage control
>1
>9
>9
>3

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>>63742229
>>63742229

Oh keep in mind Vancover and Arizonas AHL affiliation agreements are ending so even more teams will move out west soon!

>>63742344
the world may never know

Where is Finland & Sweden? I want to banter with countries that got a medal last Olympics

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>>63742394
its funny just from number alone canada should have won 3 cups by now yet they still have 0

>>63742344
Canadians would pay to watch injuns play hockey if it said the Toronto maple leafs on their jerseys

>>63742380
Yeah well lose Vancouver, maybe Tampa, but the rest of the affiliates are nearby teams so those will stay. It is an end to the golden age of local hockey in NY tho...

>>63742449
they would also willingly send all that money back to america

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>>63742449
the laffs old owner only spent the league minimum salary for year just because of this fact

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>Americaitlyns use Canadian memes to display their anger towards Canadians

gg no re my southern friend

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>>63742494
desu just enjoy college hockey. ITS 2015 and UCLA and CSUB and Fresno State should all have ice hockey teams if fucking Arizona State can get an NCAA team

How was your last Stanley parade lads? I had a ton of fun

>>63742278
Will Slovenia ever win a medal? I really hope they do

>>63742546
Never could get in to college sports tbqh, turnover is so quick that once I like a player they're gone. At least AHL has those career grinders you can follow.
>tfw my only local team in the Devlels farm

>>63742429
>>63742344
>>63742394
>>63742376
>Literally so insecure about their abilities in growing hockey players they need to go and pay millions to Canadians to win for them
>Sad because they watch bull Canadian players play for their teams while a nigger is fucking their girl in the other room

Sad really.

>>63742562
It was great. Chilled out at the beach with friends, barbecued and watched the players drive by

>>63742616
>they need to go and pay millions to Canadians
sorry but canadians fund the league. we just let canadian fans put up all the money and we get to watch american teams win

>>63742616
We get it, you've never seen your team win the Stanley, I'd say I understand your frustration but I really don't

>>63742616
It's American culture to reap the benefits of lowlifes doing the work for you

>Caitlyns brag about Canadians winning championships
How pathetic

>canadians bragging about American teams winning their trophy
Sad desu senpai

It's actually quite sad if there are any canadians on /hoc/ right now that were alive or remember when their favorite team won the cup because you would have to be almost 30 years old
>30 years old
>still posting on 4chan
Get a life canakeks

>>63742737
>>63742762
>trying to justify being shit
>"I couldn't satisfy her so I paid someone who could"

>>63742762
Their like those step dads that sit on the recliner drinking beer and watching sports all day, with no hope of winning anything

>>63742762
A canadian would actually have to be closer to 40 to really remember a cup win

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>>63742762
sp is fucking normie town 30 year old robots should off themselves

It's pretty sad how Americans have never seen their country win Olympic hockey gold. They will never know the feeling of an entire country celebrating hockey dominance.

>>63742816
>let your most prized possession be repeatedly taken away and abused by the big bad bf
You're a shit father Canada

>>63742858
>2015
>caring about some irrelevant tournament
canakek pls

>>63742874
>"Muh Capitalism"
>"Lel sold out for money"

Disappointed in you Caitlyn.

>>63742858
Literally every nhl player would trade their gold medal for a stanley cup
>1993
Kill yourself

>>63742946
>can't compete
lel how's your rebuild going?

>>63742925
>w-we don't care
There it is lads, the final form of caitlyn asspain

>>63741588
>1588

Off by one hundred

>>63742429
Who's this saemon daemon?

>>63741488
>>63743003
wew lad

>>63743045
Teddi Barrett

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>The last time Americans won a gold medal the IOC banned professional players (Literally every and any Canadian hockey player) so the Americans could matchup with a bunch of drunken slavs

Is Canadian banter always the same? Seems like they need new material tbph

>>63743158
How can you get new material when every season is the same?

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>>63742979

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>>63743128

>americaitlyns

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>>63742998

>>63743211
I visited Florida when the dollars were about even, shit was so cash.

Everything was basically half price or less, not even including things like shoes which already cost a fraction of Canadian prices.

DUDE

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>>63743158
You feed into the same shit every time no point in changing it up

>>63743211
>Get btfo
>Here, look at this an graph :^)

Americaitlyns everyone

>>63743292
BECAUSE

>>63743158
No, you're just "bantering" with the same autist every single time. No joke.

I stopped bothering because real banter gets ignored while AMERICAITLYNS gets guaranteed replies followed by what you just said.

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>>63743313

>>63743410
saved

>>63743359
They get so upset at me calling them americaitlyns that they can't control themselves kek

Disregarding the three teams that will never win the cup
Would Canadians rather have a another franchise win or Canada never win again

>>63736990
Are we claiming love lives for teams now.

I'll claim nico for the Snes
Memes for the meme team

>>63743312
>>63743359
>>63743313
>>63743491
Look lads, just like in 1812, they're retreating.

>>63743524
I'd rather the Cup never be won by a Canadian team ever again if it's not >my team. I would be even more mad than now if another team won.

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>>63743524
No Oil No Cup

That's not true, I might support the Laffs, I feel like they know our pain.

>>63743644
Victorious again

>>63743659
This.

>>63743644
>war of 1812
>relevant

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>>63743644
feels good man

ITT: Canadians samefagging

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>>63743644
>>63743832
>implying your "facts" can Trump my education
>implying there was a war in 1812
>implying there even was a year 1812, we never talked about it in school
>implying you can contain milk within a plastic bag

>>63744031
Hey man, high school is hard in Alberta, he needs to vent somewhere

>>63744045
canada is full of heathens that believe in science and think the world is more than 2015 years old

>>63744045
That needs a nasheed in the background.

>>63743359
Fair enough. I'll have to make and active effort to give my (You)s out for clever banter.

You may only reply to this post if your country is not ruled by some old fuck from a tiny island overseas

>>63744409
>"white" House
>a black family lives there
What's the deal?

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>>63744191
Reporting in

Isles @ Habs

>>63744529
>>63744529
>>63744529

>>63744470
63% happened

>900

>>63744519
Scooby?

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Mfw dude weed doesn't even know who gretzky is

GO

HABS

GO

New hockey fan here

Is there any important history I should read up on/watch? Not feeling asleep any time soon and I need to catch up on >memes as soon as i can

>>63745091
Habs

>>63745142

>les Québécoises

Absolutely dégoûtant

>>63745091
Read the NHL wikipedia page

>>63745091
Read up on the Oilers dynasty, Gretz getting sold, and the truth behind the Flamers only cup win.

IT WAS 3-1!

>>63745091
What team do you cheer for? Or are you looking for general stuff?

>>63745211
>wants to learn about hockey
>ignores the most influential and winning team

Alright then.

>>63745231

First thing I did senpai, thanks though.

>>63745257

Thanks.

>>63745258

General important stuff like the guy above suggested. I'm about 80% sure I'm going to follow the Bolts.

>>63745377
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1503202/

I haven't watched this but the 30 for 30 docs I've seen are all solid and this one is about Gretzky.

>>63745091
Just watch the entire series of History Will Be Made that NBC made a few years ago. Should be good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL5-whl1ai0

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>>63745451
Best hockey 30 for 30 is BY FAR big shot.

>>63745663
>guy hangs out with rich people
>tells them he has the money
>they tell lawyers and banks that he has the money
>gets to own the franchise because who would lie about not having so much money
>is worshipped
>gangbangs with millbury

what a life

>>63745377
>1909-1942
The NHA is formed and runs until they want to kick out an owner. This causes the NHL to be formed out of the NHA teams, expanded and contracted. Rules are still a little crazy (6 skaters per side, no forward passing, no icing, goalies not allowed to leave feet) and gradually come to resemble the modern game. /hoc/ never talks about this era unless they are making fun of the >laffs

>1942-1967
The "Original 6" era. While there were teams older than these 6 (>laffs, Red Wings, Habs, >rags, Blackhawks, Bruins), for 25 years the league consisted of only these teams and all 6 survive to this day.

>1967-1974
NHL goes beyond 6 teams for the first time in 25 years, expanding by 6 teams. This begins a period of expansion and is usually called the beginning of the modern era.

>1972
The WHA is formed as a major rival. While most players stay with the NHL this causes competition for players that causes salaries to rise and free agency to be born. The WHA is very shaky but 4 teams survive to join the NHL but stripped of all their players. The Edmonton Oilers sign an 18 year old Wayne Gretzky to a 15 year personal services contract, allowing them to bypass this and bring him over.

>1977-1990
The era of dynasties. Of 15 cups won in this period, 14 are won by three teams: the Canadiens, the Islanders and the Oilers.

>1991-2000
A second period of expansion begins. The league reaches 30 teams. At the same time, teams begin to vastly improve their coaching. The neutral zone trap goes from common but a mostly beatable tactic to the era defining tactic.

>2000-2004
Scoring reaches the lowest it has been since the modern era began

>2004-05
The entire season is lost to a lockout. The league eventually wins and installs a salary cap along with a group of rule changes designed to increase scoring. The most notable is the allowance of the two-line pass to break the neutral zone trap.

>2005-present
The cap era. 90% of /hoc/ banter is about this era.

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>>63740904
>nico nico 6 game winning streak

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Is he literally the final solution for the Oilels?

>>63746167
Yes.

These threads went to shit after Master of Dubs stopped posting desu

>>63746275
What happened to him again? Did he get vanned or something for posting bad stuff?

>>63746275
>living in roseau

>cantpucks are 8-7-6
>haven't scored a goal 3v3, only OT win was a shootout vs the flams
How is this team so shit?
The pity point needs to end imo