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FLA:Dave Bolland is a healthy scratch on MON
BOS:Tuukka Rask faces Leafs on Monday
CAR:Eddie Lack starts vs. Philadelphia on Monday
SJ:Martin Jones gets 1st star of the week honor
FLA:Panthers to play Al Montoya against Kings
CLM:Brandon Dubinsky (UBI) won't play Wednesday
COL:Semyon Varlamov starts in Winnipeg Monday
MIN:Zach Parise doubtful for homestand this week
STL:Blues get Paul Stastny back on Monday night
WPG:Ondrej Pavelec (knee) out through December
TB:Tyler Johnson (UBI) could be ready for Wed.
NJ:Mike Cammalleri has 3 points in win over VAN
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>tfw .946 save %
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>ragus
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It's a good time of night for Bills lads
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4th for a 4th consecutive game where the preds dont score
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>>63764930
bill doesnt play for 2 days
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>>63764904
>only 2 shutouts
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>Finnish goaltending
Thank Christ my team doesn't depend on some slant eyed alcoholic Mongol
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>>63765135
yeah, you might end up first in the league if you had 2 of them
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>>63765039
No Bill since Saturday and no Bill til Wednesday
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>>63765149
>thinking that has anything to do with garbage Finnish goalies
Try seguin and Benn, glorious Canadian master race forwards
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>>63765170
rejoice pongs bro. less bill now means more bill later
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>>63765179
who were on the team last year no?
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>weinerpig
back to the trash it goes
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>>63765257
>>63765403
filtered. stupid faggot.
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>>63765443
>literally booty blasted
>on a british field hockey town posting pillar
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Told you bitches Avs will win
>>63764639
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>jvr absolutely stuffed by poopa
>Finnish goaltending
>laffs
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>>63764875
>MON: Source: "Not looking great" after latest talks tonight between puck, Gallagher's hand
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https://twitter.com/drosennhl/status/668994099698147328
>Preds haven't scored on 102 shots in the past 213:47. That's more than 3 1/2 games without a goal for a team that was averaging 3 per game.
Will they ever score again?
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>>63765638
will you ever learn how to use an imageboard to post images?
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>LAFFS
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Which Avalanche Jersey should I buy?
The original one.
Or the new "Third" one.
I like both designs and shirts but can only afford one.
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>>63765698
much more work to take a screencap than to just post the content, maybe if I was on a phone
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on a scale of shit to shit how shit is this jersey
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>>63765748
>snipping tool
>ctrl+v
I guess youre from reddit or some shit. nobody cares about links here
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Hi where is Norge
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>>63765779
>doing all that when you can just post the text directly
>even know what goes on in reddit
wew
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>>63765725
This one you team stealing cukc
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>>63765803
>this is what reddit believes
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>>63764904
>>63765822
>lundshit
>cup
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>>63764501
you can't fool me canadian, you too use the metric.
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>>63765820
Still a waste of time and space that could be used to post a clipart pig instead. Nice display of autism on your part though.
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>>63765506
So was lehtonen
>Texas casuals
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>>63765869
>he literally doesn't know how computers work
>he thinks everything you copy is forever saved on your computer
dumb ass fucking nigger look at how nobody cares about you. do something worthwhile or fuck off we all know youre the kid that posts links to reddit everyday
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>>63765873
but niemi doubled their power,
otherwise they woulda made the playoffs, didn't have enough finns tbhfam
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FLYERS ARE FUCKING ELITE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WOW PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS THE POWER OF BRIND AMOUR COMPELLS YOU
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>>63765898
>dat projection
>mad a fucking twitter link
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>>63765873
Please don't associate that idiot with us real Stars fans.
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee cup
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>>63765762
I died and my ghost has to type for me about how awful that jersey is
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>>63765725
Original. Avs jerseys have gotten progressively worse and worse as time has gone on
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>>63765935
keep responding. arguing with me is the only thing worthwhile you have every contributed
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>>63765957
i wouldn't wanna be associated with you fat mexifucks anyway paquito
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>>63765979
Well if you insist
Are you triggered by the reminder that your shit team can't score? Is that what this is about?
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>>63766018
please tell me what team I support
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LAFFS BEEELLLOOOOWWWWNNNNNN THHEEEE FUUUCCCKKKK OUUUTTTTTT ^.^!!!
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27 goals in 7 games tonight folks, 3.86 per game
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Are the Devils elite?
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>>63766028
honestly I'm assuming you're a Preds fan for you to be this upset instead of taking the opportunity to post about how it's the fault of Finnish goaltending or something
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>>63766110
nope nigger try again. just want faggots like you to kill yourself. contribute or fuck off nobody cares about your links to other sites we can go there ourselves
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>Kekka rinne
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>>63765913
Doubled their power by posting the 19th best sv pct?
Lol
>Texas casuals
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>>63766137
how can you go there yourself without the link? :^)
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james rimjob couldnt beat poopa. absolutely devastated he will never recover 2 games in a row are you even trying chief
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>>63766195
>this nigger grew up on facebook and hasnt read any article that wasnt linked to him
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>>63766174
seems fine to me, best team in the league. can't do that letting in goals.
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>>63766290
You can if you outscore the opponent mr casual
>Finnish goaltending
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>>63766353
then why didn't dallas just do that last year?
>canadian scoring
:^)
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>>63766391
Shit tier defense and goaltending
Are you this retarded and casual or are you just memeing
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>>63766391
fucking filtered fuck
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>>63766447
pls stop talking to him
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>>63766447
>and goaltending
so you admit adding more finns made for a better team.
i'll chalk that up as a win for me.
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Anyone know how to filter on mobile
Specifically on iFag
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as of today
pick em
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>>63766471
Actually a Finn started 65 games and posted a .903 sv pct
>smelly texican casuals
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>>63766526
pls stop talking to him
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Is Komarov the best Finnish player of all time?
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>>63766539
Barkov lad
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>>63766526
>implying i'm from texas
>implying i've ever been to texas
it's fun seeing canadians get so booty blasted.
focus your energy on a cup run, maybe you'll win sometime in the future.
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>>63766503
Yeah get a better phone and learn how to use it
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>>63766550
>he's this much of a casual
>he can't even blame it on living in a state that doesn't care about hockey
How embarassing
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>>63766505
Dallas
Minnesota
Los Angeles
Vancouver
Montreal
Detroit
New York
Washington
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>>63766550
>focus your energy on a cup run
This nigga thinks we actually play in the NHL
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>>63766831
you don't? lmao git gud skrub
iama NHLer AMA
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>>63766831
He also thinks Finnish goaltending is reliable
Which is more ignorant
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>>63766831
you are biting so much bait
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>>63766912
shhhhhhh
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>>63764904
>0 Cups
>The King
More like the fucKing loser am I right boys?
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Reminder this applies to all trips, namefags, and gimmickfags
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>>63767003
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>>63767003
Is getting BTFO in arguments a gimmick?
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>TFW BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
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>>63767123
almost as gimmicky as bowing out of the playoffs year after year
>7 teams
>22 years
>0 results
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>>63767163
fuck off jose
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>>63766505
Dallas
Minnesota
LA
San Jose
Montreal
Ottawa
>rags
Washington
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What went wrong?
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>>63767336
no scoring
what happened yo Forsberg?
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>>63767177
>23 teams
>22 years
colour me shocked
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>>63767384
Sophomore slump
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>>63767384
Even though he wasn't getting goals himself he was still setting up Neal for a while but then Lavy split them up for some reason and that derailed the chemisty. They're back together now but of course no one is scoring anyway.
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Where are the memes
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>>63767528
I'm feeling a feel
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>>63767586
fuck
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>>63767528
they might be here
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>>63767663
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thank you based ghostbear
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>>63767703
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>rags
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>>63767751
I just wanna do a lot of things man,
Make art, music, clothes, books fuckkkkk
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>>63767663
>>63767751
feelin that hard lads
>tfw she just texted me "Hey" today for the first time in weeks
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>>63767898
I hope it works for you. I think I ruined it for good.
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>>63767898
Go for it man, the worst she can do is say no
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>>63767898
> yfw you're more fed up with heartbreak than sad about it
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>>63767984
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/hoc/: whiny loser faggots edition
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>>63767984
>tfw have qtpi gf
>tfw wanna break up
like what the fuck man. being alone seems so great but then when it comes it's awful and breaking up was a mistake.
fuck women
pls no bully, not trying to humblebrag
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>>63768063
this ones for you
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>>63768063
wow rude
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>>63768063
Tell us about what's making you angry anon
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does /hoc/ know the 3 tips?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bIMni95-kA
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>>63768063
let it all out buddy we're here for ya
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I love you mom
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>>63768238
That show.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShAqCE4ebw
cool vid watch if you're a Leafs fan
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2018
Gold / Silver
> Canada v.s Russia
Bronze/Nothing
> Finland v.s Sweden
Cap it
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>>63768297
*mum
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>>63768311
>Marner: I got 4000 followers
>Strome looking like he wants to die instead of go to Arizona
kek
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>>63768140
Literally nothing lying here next to my gf while my dog snores
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>rags
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>>63768421
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>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
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>>63768630
shut the fuck up
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I love you /hoc/
as much as I hate how big of faggots you are about posting stupid fucking pigs and shitty sandwiches I don't know what I would do if I came home one day and you werent here.
give me a >rags
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>>63768947
>rags
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>>63768630
>leastern
>winning anything
The Coilers would be in a playoff position if they were in the least.
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>>63768947
>rags anon. >rags
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>mfw someone who's never played the game thinks his opinion is worth a damn
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Could you guys post any bean related memes you have? I'll post one meself
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How mad are you going to be when he goes first overall?
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>>63769197
>rags
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Goodnight lads
Thanks for the late night feels, I needed it to speak honestly
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>>63769246
Not mad at all tbhfam.
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>>63769293
goodnight anon I really needed it too. holidays ya know?
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>>63766505
Dallas
Minnesota
LA
Vancouver
Montreal
Detroit
Rangers
Washington
Would meme the fuck out of this first round.
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>>63768947
>rags
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>>63765869
Get a trip so I can filter you
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Been at work all day. What was /hoc/'s opinion on Detroit's jersey?
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>>63766505
chicago
Minnesota
Nashville
San Jose
Montreal
Detoilet
>rags
Washington
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>>63769558
Bretty gud, not a fan of the white gloves Z had on tho..
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>>63768630
>their captain isn't #1 in +/-
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>>63768947
>shitty sandwiches
Don't be mad because you don't have a publix in your flyover state anon
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>>63769246
I'll probably feel bad for him, having to play on the Oilers and all.
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>>63769622
>being a mad sandwich
Worse than being mad at a sandwich tbqh
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Mornin
>>63769866
Lmao dumb nigger
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>>63770199
Painu vittuun desu
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>>63770211
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>>63770219
Tyhma jaa savolainen t b h
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>tfw played drop in game against Finnish goalie
>no one can score on him
Why the fuck do we let these cunts into our country?
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>>63770260
>jääsavolainen
lmao
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>>63770357
>tfw able to meme lightly with rudimentary finnish
lel
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>yfw klingberg outplays karlsson today and the leastern is put on suicide watch yet again
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>>63770279
>finnish goaltending
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>>63766505
Chicago
Minnesota
Nashville
San Jose
Montreal
Detroit
NYR
Pittsburgh
Chicago
Nashville
Detroit
>Rags
Detroit over Chicago
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>>63766505
Dallas
Minnesota
Kongs
San jose
Montreal
Detroit
>rags
Caps
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Who /still reee/ here?
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>>63770678
reee
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>>63770678
That gif triggers me.
Fuck you.
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>>63765068
>>63765857
>>63766992
>mad
>at a goalie
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>>63769558
On its own, its okay for a one game meme jersey imo, but compared to all other Detroit jerseys its disappointing.
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How he king without a...
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>>63766107
you know it
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>>63765957
>that flag
you can thank neoliberals for outsourcing.
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>>63770801
Real king has a ring
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>>63766505
what the fuck is that, the Devils play CBJ.
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>>63770876
http://www.nhl.com/ice/standings.htm?type=PLA
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>35 points in 38 games as a Panthercat
How do we stop him, gentlemen?
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>>63770876
oh nevermind, I understood. It's the ploffs if they were to happen right now.
>>63770885
thanks
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>>63770889
injure barkov
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>>63770894
Hjalmarsson already tried that, didn't work
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>>63768094
you seem lost my friend! But it's allright; tumblr is the other way! Have fun and visit us whenever you want!
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>>63770357
>>63770369
Miksi olen paras or per?
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>>63770953
>>63770961
why are you still here
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>>63770992
saada kalu
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>post yfw da bolts win the Stanley Cupb owl.
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>>63766549
>not selanne
God I fucking hate you.
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>>63770961
2016/2017
JOHNNY HOCKEY WINS ART ROSS
SEAN MONAHAN WINS ROCKET RICHARD
GIORDANO WINS NORRIS
JON GILLIES WINS CALDER/VEZINA
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>>63771069
Another delusional flames fan. Literally not a single one will happen. Enjoy the basement.
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>>63764875
>BOS:Tuukka Rask faces Leafs on Monday
>mfw the laffs unironically traded him for ANDREW FUCKING RAYCROFT because they considered JUSTIN FUCKING POGGE to be their goalie going forward
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>>63771099
Not even a finn could help the laffs to win
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>>63771127
komarov was based again but even he wasn't enough.
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>>63771142
>born in Estonia
Not finn enough tbqhwy family
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>>63771155
finland doesn't discriminate.
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>>63771162
Genes does though.
>born in Estonia
>have russian blood in him
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>>63771171
what's the difference?
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>Karlsson
>+- +11
>Best on his team, second best has +7
>Klingberg
>+- +14
>Best on his team, second best has +11
>Doughty
>+- +7
>5th best on his team (best D)
>Best is Carter at +13
>Keith
>+- 0
>in 9th place on his team
>Kane is best at + 11, Gustafsson is best D at +5
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>>63771203
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>>63771228
Subban is playing better than either of them.
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>>63771228
>comparing defenseman +/- to frowards
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>>63771255
Sweden BTFO
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>>63771249
Pas selon NHL ma grenouille dévorant ami
>>63771255
Take that factor away and Keith is still poop.
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>>63771228
Keith was injured you dweeb. Karlsson is a forward who plays no defense.
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>>63771228
>implying meme stats are in any way meaningful
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>>63771276
>have been resting
>still shit
Lel.
As long as you cause more goals foward than you do back :)
>>63771281
>Best finn is Olli Määtä at +8
>mem country
>can't even do meme stats right
Your word carries no meaning now tbhf
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i assume sweden didn't watch the playoffs last season
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never lucky BabyRage
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>>63771298
That's comparing teams though.
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>>63771298
>mfw Sweden still defend their meme "defenseman"
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>>63771298
rags shitposters
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>>63771305
>someone actually took time making this
Lel
>still comparing teams in 3 out of 4 pics
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhwKx53MRso
lmao
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>>63771308
Literally inconsolable
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Why does no one use pic related colour scheme anymore? Honestly one of the most based
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>>63771319
>beating around the bush instead of just asking about what she wanted to know
She deserved that tbqh
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>>63771300
Forsen pls
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>>63771324
There are two teams in SHL with that color scheme. Sadly their jersey designs aren't that good.
But I agree, it's a good combo.
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>STINKY
>SMELLY
>BEANERS
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>>63771324
>mfw I own the greatest Bure jersey of all time
>#10 not #96
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>>63765805
I went to school with his son
his kid is borderline mentally retarted
like downs type shit, he can barely speak would never shower/brush his teeth and rode the bench on jv hockey
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>>63768947
>rags
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LISTEN IM TELLING YOU
BARKOV IS THE BEST 2WAY FORWARD IN THE GAME OF HOCKEY
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The pacific is such garbage and the vanpooper can'tpucks are on such a monumental slide that one of the Flames, Ducks, or Sparkledogs will make the playoffs. And those teams all play each other this week. Which of these gigantic memes will reign supreme?
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>>63771581
I heard Jagr basically set a girl in his lap at a club in Miami before the season started. He fumbled around and she eventually walked away to hook up with Bjugstad.
At least he can score a goal every once on awhile though right?
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>>63771581
instantly thought of the /wsg/ webm of that song with I hate fucking niggers playing over it
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>>63771620
lmao
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>>63771620
He has autism
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>>63771620
>He fumbled around and she eventually walked away
He's a Finn.
He never even had a chance.
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>>63769197
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>tfw kings are elite again
>tfw they 3peat
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>>63771827
>implying the kongs will still exist post Wall
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>>63771793
russian
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>>63771862
Autism is cultural not genetic bruh.
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>>63771921
anybody actually use the tegaki thing thats linked into 4chan x?
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I love how 4chan has evolved into this melting pot of ideas and a hotbed for discussion, with all trolls and racists removed, just like Moot intended it to be, a bastion of free speech. rip Moot.
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>>63772018
Got a gyro for lunch today Stavros
9/10
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>>63772018
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>Tim Panaccio @tpanotchCSN
FORBES ranks Rangers as most valuable NHL club: $1.2 billion; Flyers are 7th at $660 million .
>b-but muh maple leafs
>b-but muh mecca of hockey
>we pay for the whole league!
Torontokeks on suicide watch.
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>>63772153
Oh, forgot to add
>rags
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>>63772153
>tfw Lundqvist is worth $1.2 billion because his teammates sure as hell ain't worth a dollar
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>>63772153
link the list?
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>>63772153
>$358 million of that is just because they own half of madison square garden
wow its almost like being in the biggest city in the world automatically makes them valuable
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>>63772196
>forgetting about the leagues MVM (most valuable manlet)
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>>63772196
lolno no one care about lunshit. Zuccarello is the based ranger.
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>>63772210
Here you are, pekka.
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>>63772274
Oops.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozanian/2015/11/24/the-nhls-most-valuable-teams-2/
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>>63772210
>>63772296
and here's one for non retarded faggots that just want to read it like a list
http://www.forbes.com/nhl-valuations/list/#tab:overall
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>>63772241
>>63772255
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>Lundqvist 0 - 3 Rinne
>Mongolian goaltending
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>>63772471
Raanta > Lunshit
the real king, with a ring.
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>>63772026
wew kid literally cultural appropriation
I can't even
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>>63772490
>Don't even get to suck Lunkans dick in the locker room
The definition of meat and potatoes
>Muh bystander ring
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>>63772338
Eastern conferance:
$8.9 B
Minus top two teams (to make even numbers):
$6.52 B
Western conferance:
$6.275 B
Why is western america so useless?
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>>63772540
They lack Nylander
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>>63772540
fuckin hippies and tree huggers out there
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>>63772540
so you're saying that despite having less money Western still have much better teams?
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>>63772563
>having less money
That's not what the article was about, Genghis
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>>63772585
More value --> more money
fucking idiot chink.
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>>63772490
Number of playoff games played by Rask and Raanta the years they got their rings: 0
>>63772563
I could also be saying that even though they have the best team(s), they still manage to not have any fans. Which would make the people in western American/Canada pretty useless.
Also this --> >>63772585
>I don't know what the cap is
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>>63772591
it's not his fault american school system is shitty.
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Everyone please stop fighting
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>>63772563
>the amount of money a team is "worth" matters
>salary caps dont exist
pick zero pekka
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>rags are worth a little more than 6.3 Florida Panthers
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>>63772620
sexie lexie tbhf
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>>63772037
if Adolf really liked animals he wouldn't have cooked so many in the oven
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1 year value change (loss):
1. Toronto: -12%
2. Vancouver: -7%
2. Ottawa: -7%
4. Edmonton: -4%
4. Calgary: -4%
6. Winnipeg: -2%
6. Arizona: -2%
6. Florida: -2%
9. Pittsburgh: -1%
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>>63772673
>LAFFS
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>>63772673
>canada
>country of hockey
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>>63772153
does that make
>rags
the most expensive meme of all time?
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>>63772673
>Laffs
>>63772689
Let me know when Sauna Swig becomes a sport
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>>63772753
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>>63772753
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Sauna_Championships
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>>63772743
No. That implies someone has bought it in order to make it a meme, when this only speaks of the value tbqhf
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>Projected to go first overall in the 2016 draft
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>>63772774
>Extreme Sauna Sitting
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>>63772796
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>>63772808
LOL
Come back when he ain't a bust like the rest of his tribe
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>>63772823
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7olCi6AJk4
>Makes rookie Crosby look like meat and potatoes
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shitcago finally ran out of decent jersey designs
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0vWIB6df5M
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>>63772796
>Sweden has gotten as delusional as Finland
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>>63772796
but that's not Auston Matthews, friend.
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>>63772918
get a load of this kek. i bet you let big cock americans fuck your gf.
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>>63772918
>Lets pass up on the swede to pick the meme NA mongrel spic of the year
>B-but he has dominated his Walt Disney kiddy league with his Sarnia fuckstings this year. The other kids looked worse I swear
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>>63772885
Mild one is pretty hideous too
Why do they continue to make these memes for outdoor games? Just wear the normal ones and throw a patch on. People would still spend money.
>>
I like everyone on /hoc/ no matter what country they're from
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>>63772957
>Swedish hockey knowledge
Matthews has never played in the CHL
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>>63772934
>implying I don't think matthews is a bust and chychrun will be the best player to come out of the draft
I don't think you know what "projected" means
>>
DUCKTALES
WOO-OO-HOO
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>>63772975
im a proscout
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7Ov_Yvmuk
absolute fucking madman
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>>63772981
kk sorry bro
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>>63772989
Why does his face look like that?
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Take a look at the facts about Leon Draisaitl:
>paternal great-grandfather was a "physician" who went missing shortly before the end of World War II
>relatives in Argentina who regularly fly up to attend games
>several relatives in Germany with ties to far-right white nationalist groups
>his ringtone is the Wehrmacht marching anthem
>comes from a long line of strong, athletic ancestors - maternal great-grandmother competed for Germany in the 1936 Olympics
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>>63773001
he has manlier bone structure than limp dick americans because of his big cock.
>>
>only 4 teams have ever made the playoffs when they have been more than 4 points away from a playoff spot on Thanksgiving
>it is two days from Thanksgiving, and 23 teams are at least within 4 points of a playoff spot
What a meme statistic.
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>>63773009
He has also given anti semitic statements in several interviews.
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>>63772968
All you memefucks play in kiddy leagues and then act like you deserve to be anywhere close to the top of the draft.
William Nylander was solo carrying his shitty SHL team against men.
>Let's pick Ekblad literally a ebola infested hobo mans Klingberg as number 1
>B-but he was a captain for Barrie Cocks
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>>63773056
Again,
>Swedish hockey knowledge
Matthews plays in the Swiss league
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>>63773032
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>>63773085
"I'm going to send that goy to the one place I can be sure he'll be destroyed. No rookies escape Edmonton in one piece."
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>>63773080
>Swiss league
>Literally a ebola infested hobo mans SHL.
>Nylander played in the SHL but was picked #6.
>Pedo Gonzales plays in the Swiss league, supposed to be picked #1
Explain
>
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>>63773101
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>>63773108
Matthews is a generational talent. But I can tell you don't know a thing about him since you didn't even know where he was playing and assumed it was a junior league. Would have been picked higher than McMeme last year if he was in that draft tbhfam.
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>>63773136
>implying he would have been picked higher than kikel even
k
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>>63773136
>Higher than Kikel let alone McClavicle
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>>63773150
>>63773169
>this denial and delusion
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>>63773009
feels pretty good desu senpai
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>>63773009
truly the hero we need
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>>63773177
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>>63773108
>the Swedish league
>nearly as good as the Swiss league
the swiss league has the highest attendance of any euro league. They're actually exciting unlike your Muslim league.
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>>63773180
subtle
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>>63773203
that's because inbred swiss are actually stupid enough to leave their house.
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>>63773136
I thought RNH was the next Crosby.
So was Hall.
So was Eberle.
So was McMeme
See where i'm going with this?
The swede is ALWAYS the BPA.
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>>63773237
you need to stay away from Oilers blogs m8
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>>63773229
>losing a team to the KHL
you fins aren't aloud to have an opinion on quality leages
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>>63773237
>jordan eberle
>22nd overall
>the next crosby
>swedish hockey knowledge
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>>63773203
Switzerland is literally 11 times smaller than Sweden
>Why are there more away fans in the swiss league?
And no, Europe is not a meme like NA where people in Florida goes to games in Rags shirts
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>>63773272
finnish baseball league is the number 1 league anyway
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>>63773266
>Oilers blog
Damn, could have swore it was TSN
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>>63773305
basically the same thing
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>>63773237
Oscar get off 4chan
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>>63773324
Just look at that RNH face.
It's literally generations upon generations of mixing with fucking Irish people and Indians.
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>>63773343
Would wife #21 what a qt
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>>63773343
Suomi
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>>63773343
why does swedes pretend like nylander looks good? His head is literally a box
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>>63772989
>>63773001
>>63773014
>be an ugly cunt
>nah just manly face, bud
Just admit they are both ugly as fuck.
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>>63773284
you don't need to make excuses for your shit league with no skilled players. Greg Scott, a career AHLer who was never over .5 points a game is in the SEL top 5 in scoring
The leading scorers in the Swiss league are mostly guys who've at least been ppg players in the A and some are former NHLers. Much higher skill in that league.
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>>63773410
Literally no mongol features.
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>>63773429
You guys have small chinned nugent hopkins and we have many features selanne and timonen etc. I don't know why canadians always look like child but they do.
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>>63773458
>Greg Scott
It's not like he plays with fucking Anton Rödin or anything kek.
Anyone would score points out his ass.
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>>63773479
>>63773459
>A child has a bigger chin than this Finnoswede """""""""""""""man"""""""""""""""
>Scandinavian genetics
>>
>devote everything to one sport
>still can't beat USA/Sweden/Russia/Finland
Are CanaCuCks the most CuCked people on Earth?
>1993
>your most successful franchise is frog team
>1993
>1993
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>>63773633
>>
>>63773512
>Anton Rodin
another player that couldn't cut it in the AHL, except he couldn't even get a point every third game. The rest of the SEL top 5 is rounded off by a guy who could only get 20 points in a KHL season, a guy who was .5 points per game in the KHL, and a guy who's never played in any other league. Its such a weak league.
>>
>>63773136
> "generational talent"
I fucking hate that buzzword term now. Everyone has been "the next Crosby" who was "the next Gretzky" ever since Crysby entered the league. Just a term the media throw around to everyone these days.
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>>63773660
1993 faggot.
Coilers faggot.
Dedmonton faggot.
>>
>black Friday starts today on NHL hockey merch
FUCK MY WALLET UP FAMM
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>>63773709
hi faggot >>63773693
scared you were gonna lose some internet points?
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>>63773717
No. I just didn't mean to respond to that post.
>>
KINGS WILL IN FACT WIN THE CUP THIS SEASON
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>>63773723
what is with selänne? His chin just keeps on growing and growing..
>>
>>63773702
speaking of the coilers, even Anton "0 points in 20 games" lander was over a PPG player in the AHL the last two years and even the SEL leading scorer couldn't do that. These euro leagues are such garbage and have so little talent. Europe should just give up on hockey and stick to something they're actually good at like handball.
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>mfw rangers stars Stan Lee bowl
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>>63773829
pretty dank beetle but you spelled the team's name wrong
>rags
>>
>>63773811
You need speed and size in north-america. Skill 'only' thing you need in europe. North-American hockey is meat and potatoes.
>>
>Seth Jones for Ryan Johansen
>upstart D man for jaded center
its well within the realm of possibility. imo Johansen will sooner get injured then perform up to his potential.
>>
what happened to our fellow /hoc/ster who had bellyy cramps?
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>>63773899
Nashville wouldn't do it, they need to keep Jones for when Weber declines. And they can't trade Weber at all because of the recapture penalties.
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>>63773911
he died because you told him not to see a doctor
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>>63773829
smuk_buk
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>>63773872
Lelnder has neither of those things and he put up more points then those losers in the A. Those guys are no talent jokes.
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Why is Lundqvist so GOAT lads?
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>>63774065
>Not Canadian
>Not grown up in a country that has not won their own league since the french won it for them in 1993
>>
memes aside do people unironically here believe Matthews is better than Puljujärvi or Laine
>>
What Giroux mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plkdj1PuuXI
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>>63774116
what do you mean?
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>>63774138
fucking pigeon
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Post dog
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>>63774116
>he doesn't know what a pigeon is
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>>63774086
>not even as many points as Mathews in half as many games in a meme league
of course
>>63774065
He's the GOAT inline hockey goalie at least
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>>63774086
yeah
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>>63774214
>0 canadians will be picked in the top 5 this year
>>
It snowed boys.
Help.
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>>63774116
That Riemsdyk chirps a lot?
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>>63774265
>tfw 73 out
Cool but not cold. Nice outside
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>>63774299
>>63774116
that he only picks up the trash ie dirt goals
>>
>>63774315
>73°C
are you living in sauna? xD
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>>63774299
>Pigeons beaking anyone ever
Grocery stick detected
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>>63774555
Watch the clip, Giroux was chirping himself.
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>>63774231
>implying qmjhl Cy Young candidate Julien Gauthier won't be a top 5 pick
nobody is going to ignore a 6'04'' goal scorer
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>>63774789
Laine and Puljujärvi
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>>63774823
you can't be a goal scorer with only 5 goals
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>>63774869
>junior league goals
>>
>>63774823
aho> laine and puljujarvi discuss
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>>63774923
>meme league goals
also, these guys are going to have 10 goals this year. Barkov for comparison had 20 his draft year for comparison.
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>>63774869
Gauthier has 0 goals
>>
Dead serious boys
I am running desperately low on Spurdos.
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>>63775147
You think you are proscout just by looking at eliteprospects stats?
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>>63775222
that's what all proscouts do. I learn from the best finish proscouts. Also, euros are shit.
>>
>>63774665
Giroux isn't a pigeon though, JVR said nothing literally a textbook Pigeon
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>>63775440
Giroux was chirping, which is why I guessed that he was claiming that JVR chirped a lot/talked a lot of trash. Simple as that.
>>
Why can't you guys put your games on at more respectful times during midweek?
I want to watch god damn it.
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>>63775619
This
#EuropeanTimezonesMatter
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>>63773009
And
>Hasn't helped his team out of last place
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>>63775609
no, giroux called jvr a pigeon
>>
>>63775609
A Pigeon is like a bird at the park. You throw the bread on the ground and they come flocking over. When you call someone a Pigeon it's because they flock to the puck, or the dip, or beer or the puck bunnies, etc its like an instinct to them
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>>63775619
Because Americans have jobs lad
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>>63775754
Did you even watch the clip? He chirped (or whatever you want to call it) too.
>>63775765
I understood your first explanation of the situation, but thanks.
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>>63775767
Are 18.30 games too much to ask for?
not that this would unfuck my sleep rhythm
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>>63775211
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>>63775911
yes. people are still at work on the worst coast at that time
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>>63775911
just record the game and watch it in the morning kraut
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>>63775619
This
But
>you'll never live in the UK where 7 pm games start at midnight
3/10 jelly
>>63775952
>worst coast
>fans
--> >>63772540
>>
not sure how many people realize that binland has it the worst.
if they had brittish timezone, they'd save 2 whole hours and you'd probably see 10 times as many finns on hoc
wouldn't that be amazing?
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>>63776027
Saturdays atm are a blast. Get up, study through until the rugbby starts around 3pm, watch through till 7pm, have dinner, either study more or play a bit of Xcom then settle into bed for the midnight game. Maximum comfy.
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How big percentage of all female red wings-fans wants to ride Nyquist?
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>>63776029
Yeah 7pm games starts 2am here (worst possible time imo)
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>>63776084
Sounds pretty darn good. Always nice to have something to look forward too when you're studying.
I've got a quite chill semester, so I can stay up and watch most games, even during the week. So I can't complain really.
Question, since every scot knows whisky. I usually have a glass during the games. Which one should I drink tomorrow. Talisker 10, Cragganmore 12 or Lagavulin 16?
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>>63776107
>too late to stay up and watch, too early to wake up to
RRREEEEEEEEEE
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>>63776249
FIX YOUR FUCKING SHITTY PRODUCT BUTTMAN
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>>63776173
I'm not particularly well-versed in whisky due to age and financial situation as a student but I had the Cragganmore in a mate's flat after a dinner at uni and found it quite enjoyable and relaxing. I guess I suggest that.
(For clarification's purpose I'm not the Flames Scot in case you thought I was)
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>>63776425
gahahaha peep this fricking primate
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>state of hockey
how did they manage to take great colours and make a christmas-tier sweater
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>>63776556
>colour of christmas trees, colou of christmas tree decoration
>literal christmas trees in logo
how could they not?
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>>63776556
Ehhh it's not terrible, but I wish they had gone with these
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>>63776402
Okay, cool. Thanks anyways. Yeah, the Cragganmore is good. It's the "easiest" one of them too I'd say. And I will do as you say and pick it tomorrow.
Are you the other scot or not a scot at all?
>tfw only really late games tonight
reeeee
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>>63776699
>Ehhh
nigga you gay
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>>63776556
Better than Detriot tbhfam
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>>63776882
Your post screams autism 2bh
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>>63776927
>posting in /hoc/
>getting mad at autism
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>>63776962
See you tomorrow night Bill :3
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So the Yotes are letting rec league players play at their arena, and go to the Jets - Yotes game for $25, and you get a jersey out of it as well. How much would this cost in Canada? Like $2000?
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>>63774065
Cause he is.
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>>63777148
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63777148
is adult hockey played naked?
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>>63776707
Im a Scot, not sure if i am *the* other Scot. I started watching a few days ago and am bandwagoning the Bolts if thats who you mean.
I know that feeling, I have a 10am lecture tomorrow and studying but I really want to stay up and watch. IF I struggle to sleep I'll catch the 01:30 game.
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>>63777661
>Choosing the Bolts
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>>63777661
>blots
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Best/worst outdoor game jerseys?
By far the best one this year. Worst goes to shitcago. Their jerseys are already pretty great so when they try something different it's usually shit.
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>>63776425
Delightful! Marvel and be amused by such a ponderous ape.
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>>63777661
There's a Scottish flames fan
You should hang out
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>>63777827
That's a solid choice f@m
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>>63777950
shame they're new, I'd love to see them go through 2004
>it was in you sheep shagging monarchist
how do scots insult each other?
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>>63778090
I think they just call each other cunts all day and deep fry candy bars
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>>63777661
Okay. Don't know, there might be three of you. I think I saw someone with a UK flag wanting to buy an avs jersey. That guy might not be a scot though.
Just sleep tbqh. There are hundreds of games each season and tonights game isn't all that great.
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>>63777891
Nigger, it's not opposite day
I'm a detroit fan myself, but detroits stadium jersey is absolute shit and chiraqs is actually really good
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>>63778090
I hope all scots are like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5lYXaVkA0U
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I bet some people who behave in a racist manner in 4chan are black people themselves, they just like to shitpost.
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>>63778282
too intelligible
https://youtu.be/5FFRoYhTJQQ
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>>63778419
top lel
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>>63777148
>must have USA hockey registration number
fug
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>>63778090
>>63778127
General choices for insults are
>Cunt
>arsehole
>fanny
More memey ones that me and my friends have been using recently
>write aff
>disaster
>cretin
Scottish insult humour tends to go for the "lol so random" thing where you call someone something strange or just bewildering like a spoon or a fannypad or something.
>>63778216
Yeah I didn't really plan on, I'm knackered and will be drinking tomorrow night so ill come back buzzed in time for some of the games.
>>63778282
Thats pretty accurate, anyone from the north is a sheep-shagger, people from outside Glasgow call people from Glasgow "weegies" etc etc. I personally think any accent from outside Glasgow is fucking retarded.
Basically I'm like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ein57OSrqoA
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>Not being registered nationally
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Hynes is the front runner for the Adam, followed Ruff and Tippet.
They're saying Bylsma, Vigneault and Therrien, but no Babcock.
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>>63778768
Babcock will never win a Jack Adams, for good reason.
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>>63778327
I call people niggers all day on here but I'm not even remotely racist IRL I don't even know any black people
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>>63778957
baka desu senpai
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Auston Matthews is a fucking spic.
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>>63779090
a true american
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Hey senpaitachi, I just had a Subway sandwich today. NOT VERY GOOD.
Publix has MUCH better sandwiches. I think the vegetables at the Subway were older than 2 days (cut off time for fresh vegetables).
Funny how flyover keks pretend Subway is good.
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>tfw stars will likely beat the senaturds,
>tfw shjtpostjng
Fuuucjjkk tbiss
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I just found out you had to press direction with passing in order to switch to the defending player you wanted. I also learned to be more patient and sometimes stop skating even. It takes a great deal of concentration.
NHL '96 that is.
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>>63779230
>subway
>real food
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>>63779382
It was a VERY big mistake. I honestly considered throwing it away and just getting a real sandwich from Publix.
I might pick one up tomorrow or Friday. I am VERY displeased with Subway.
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HEllo all I am very new to /hoc/, though I have heard that you folks have some of the finest and freshest meme.s Care to share some with me?
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>>63779450
All the /hoc/ memes are north american and we all know north american memes are shit
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why do people hate Benn so much?
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>>63779510
he just has one of those faces
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>>63779507
bost spurdo plox
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spurdo spurdolainen
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>>63779632
>>63779579
I fucking love Spurdo
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>>63779546
this desu
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>>63777148
In all honesty yes, that would cost at least a grand for any Canadian team, probably around 2 grand if its leads or canadiens
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is Perkeleinen elite?
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THreadly reminder: Spurdo is a reddit-tier normie meme, and Finns smell like shit.
Remember, SPurdo was STOLEN from Sweden.
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>>63779632
one of my favourites
>>63779632
>>63779711
but who is this?
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>November 24th, 2015, year of the memes
>Not having at least 16 ROW
>rags
Montreal-Dallas Cup Final confirmed
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>>63779740
Shut the fuck up
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>>63779510
He is a giant babby. He is too skilled to pull some of the shit he does, especially as a captain. When the sturrs are losing at the end of the game watch him to do dumb dangerous shit. He speared Kadri in the dick with like 2 minutes left and punched him when Kadri gave him a shove back. Or when he gets his pocket picked by Zucker to turn around immediately with a two handed slash.
Also he has an ugly obnoxious mug.
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>>63779764
It's Perki Perkeleinen, the Pride of Finland. Greatest Finnish prospect since Teemu Selanne. Will bring the Suomen their first gold medal.
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>>63779711
not with that weak ass flow
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>>63779844
>Hoping for this
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>>63779883
>obnoxious face
>not tyler seguin
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>>63779905
>say-gween
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>>63779935
Segään
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is pavel zacha actually going to be good when he gets to the nhl
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>>63779893
top bantz
when is the next hair league due?
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>>63779957
Säguinn
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Is the upcoming draft class the most autistic one in recent years?
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Post tuuka
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>>63780000
quads confirm
it's going to be a shitshow of a draft year. the only players who'll be worth anything are the ones drafted from 5-20
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>>63779968
Are you talking about the All-hair state tournament team?
Usually a week or so after the tourney, early March.
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>>63780024
No one cares about Finn tendies anymore. The meme era of Finnish goalers is over. Now, at last, it's the American time to shine.
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>>63779962
probably
last year's draft class was good
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>>63780087
thanks, it's excellent.
>>63780097
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>>63779962
>czechs
>good
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>>63779883
Detoilet nigger spotted
Benn is based AF
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>>63780118
Shouldnt you be sleeping
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>>63780177
Why would you think im from detroilet or even michishit?
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>>63780238
shut the fuck up you abomination
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>>63777148
Shit I'm gonna do this.
>tfw been had registration
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>>63780279
>grease "bants"
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>>63780243
Because you're salty about based benn, idiot
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>>63780295
I'm signed up for the later session the day of the game. Gonna be a gongshow
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>>63780314
>american "food"
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>>63780315
But neither of the players I made salty references to play or have played for detroit. I also think Lucic is a cumrag but he has done nothing to >my team.
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>>63780279
I'm speechless
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>>63780317
Nice, I'll try to make that one too. Look forward to schooling you ;)
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>>63780383
>Greece "affording food"
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What is going to happen to Zucker when the Wild play Edmonton on Feb 18th?
Note Draisaitl wasn't in the lineup in their previous meeting.
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>>63780600
He will score a hat trick
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>>63780315
Where is this forced meme about Detroit fans caring about Benn coming from? Some gay elbow last season? Literally don't care at all
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>>63780600
He had a good career while it lasted
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>>63780551
you don't even make sense
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>>63779382
>mad at sandwiches
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>rags
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>>63779711
nigga look like a lesbian
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