/hoc/ best general yulia edition

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>yfw this is bettman's last year

>>63707842

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MEME STEALERS

Time to re-post the game threads

>>63712275
>>63712275
>>63712275
Preds at Wild

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>tfw Coture isnt back yet and the general is some stupid waifu perv shit

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>>63712409
nobody cares we know its you

nash scored nash scored

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>>63712417
she's 17 you idiot. go back to reddit

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The absolute madman

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>>63712493
>mad at cute grills

>>63712531
>reichsaitl will be the best player in history
what a madman

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Larkin gonna be ded this game lads?

>Panthers announcer is confusing Stalberg for Lindberg
>Thinks Stalberg is a rookie

>>63712558
>namefag
>>63712493
>mad at waifus
>>63712409
>samefagging
>>63712570
>mobile posters

sure is reddit as fuck in here

>>63712551
>looks like a potato
>cute

Not even the most attractive Russian skater desu lad

>domi throws a puck over the glass for a kid
>the throw is bad
>the old man that catches it promptly gives it to the kid it was intended for

shittsburgh btfo

Why are Minnesotans allowed to make threads?

>all these pedos

>>63712570
No, he is Azor Ahai.

>>63712583
Not my picture, family.
>mad at smart phones

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>>63712558
Oy vey!!! The best player is Sidney Crosby!! How about this, why don't you pick out a nice Connor McDavid or Jack Eichel jersey goy, for you I'll charge 10% less, what do ya say goyim?

>>63712583
>this fucking mad
next level redditting everyone

>>63712670
>actually responding with "no u"

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>blots

>senators winning a refpuck game again
what a suprise eh

Time for Grapes!

>>63712702
>visibly upset
calm down bud it's just an internet forum

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>>63712648
That sounds like a good deal, but I was more interested in the Draisaitl jersey. Do you still have any of those?

>>63712781
>visibly upset
lmao you cant even see me. this is how stupid reddit is. please respond you know you crave the attention

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>>63712815
>>63712815
>>63712815

WINTERPEG (WINNIPEG) JEST (JETS) VS SUNBELT (ARIZONA) SPARKLEDOGS (COYOTES)

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>>63712808
Lets talk about something else goy...

>people actually spew their anger on a bhutanese sweatshop discussion
i will never understand this.

>>63712852
pls stop calling me goy, i prefer the term übermensch

>>63712833
get out of the thread john cena xDDD

>>63712907
yes respond again. i dont even care if you dont put your name back on

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>>63712852
...you mean our mutual interest in men's fashion?

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>>63712372
>yulia edition
Is always best edition

Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

Is there really not a wongs thread?

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>>63713028

>>63713112
Swedebro is busy?

Yuli doesnt even play hockey you retarded granny niggers

>>63712372
Anyone with a watchable rangers stream?

>>63713171
nhl.com

Lundqvist ded.

>>63713194
good

>>63713171
I have 2 computers and could use one every night to stream each night because I get gamecenter. I will not do this as long as publix fags exist.

oh and here come all the publix fags responding

>>63713222
wongs and blose

I tried to leave my apartment and my car couldn't handle the snow, so I ended up going back inside to drink, fameroo.

>still no rangers gamethread
>Rammstein playing though

GERMANY MENTIONED

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>>63713578
>>63713578
It annoys me that the Oilers music guy hasn't once played Rammstein when Draisaitl scores. I wonder if Draisaitl is young enough to not know who Rammstein are.

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Nash has two (2) goals tonight

>>63713702

he's as old as me and I've listened to a ton of Rammstein when I was 13-15. They are actually quite relevant here.

Nash just doubled his total number of goals in one night

>>63713818

Last time I saw a Rammstein show they had flame throwing dildos

10/10 performance

>>63713789
>rick nash
>ryan suter
>sid crosby
all have the same amount of goals

>>63713898
think Lindemann is a certified pyrotechnician. take that +a lot of edge and you've got plenty of fun

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This thread will now discuss watermelons

>>63714136
i'd enter her watermelon eating contest knowwhatiimean

>those columbus programs

mad jelly desu

>>63714136
No. This isn't /NBA/ general.

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>>63714339
Oh my anon, you seem upset

>pekkarinnen

Come on Avs, bring it back bby.

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>>63714761
>trusting roy

>5-0
>against tampa

>>63714445
>mad at watermelons
jej

>>63714761
>avs having a chance
>ever
>6-2
lol

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Luongo just shat himself on that one

STILL NOT THE GAMETHREAD

ANYWAY


ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCC

I wanna see Stepan and Zucc on the same line more

>>63715084
Martinsen also scored

glorious day for norge

NORGE
O
R
G
E

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>Jets make a bad line change
>Stuart puts Doan
>Doan falls and crashes into Pavalec
>Shane Doan is the bad guy
Wow who knew Jets fans and teammates had the IQ as American fans.

>>63715173
Doan is a piece of shit but that definitely was Stuart's fault.

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>>63715151
This 2bh

>reimer standing on his head with no offense yet again

>>63715173
and he got a penalty for it


REPUCK

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we're back

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tfw bolts r back, worried about the next 3 games though

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>laffs

keked by chara again

>Beating the Ducks
>We're back!

Not exactly an accomplishment.

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>>63715434
yeah beating the rags wasnt either right

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>5-0
>Bishop birthday shutout

>laffs

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>laffs

meh

laffs played well

jesus christ

lundqvist is playing like absolute shit tonight

>>63715493
Thank you based Benny B

Jagr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40 fucking 3 years old!

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Would have been nice to score a goal but oh well, cant win em all! Go leafs go!

Last minute penalty shot in tied >rags-cats game

CHANNEL FOR FLORIDA
\O/

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>>63715569
>laffs

>>63715568
Why won't he just die already?

What the fuck Rangers?

Its fucking Florida

>>63715558
>tonight

>>63715613
Yeh, we all just saw it m8. It's Florida alright.

>>63715613
florida is elite bro

>>63715569
Are you the game guy that was talking about how the laffs could finish 3rd yesterday, and how they were going to beat bombston?

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>evenly matched vs laffs
>evenly matched vs panthers

are the rags the meme team of the year?

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>>63715592
>hating the laffs so much you literally post in every laffs gamethread

kek every time

>>63715613
It's the Rangers they just had a 9 game win streak, things are about to get ugly

>>63715657
no

But I was with your mom last night and she finished 1st

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>>63715660
>implying I did any such thing tonight
>laffs
>r2im2r

Getting scored on by Jagr isn't exactly shameful. He's a damned legend.

>>63715679
You're a necrophiliac?

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>>63715679

#REKT

but still

>laffs

I had 300 dollars on the Rangers to win that in regulation.

Somebody should start a Godhawks vs the Shitnucks thread.

>>63715708
if you were actually watching this game you would know what everyone is ashamed of

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>>63715434
we scored 5 goals when half our top 6 forwards are dead

we are back

get your >rags ready boys

>>63715679
ayy lmao
>laffs

>>63715721
That's my line...

;_;

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>losing a 2 goal lead in the last 3 minutes

>against the fucking panthers

and now refpuck, of course

>>63715748

I am, giving up 2 goals that quickly so close to the end? That's pretty rough.

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>>63715743
>betting on the >rags
>betting actual money on the >rags
>tfw made an easy $600 betting against the >rags in 2014
>rags
>rags

>rags

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hat trick heroes.

Rangers are so fucking lucky they escaped with the win

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Big Dick Rick Hat Trick

>DICK RASH>CYNDY CRYBABY
CONFIRMED

>rags

>nash

Why is NHL gamecenter so shitty?
Recently they started purposely not putting up highlight videos of the goals is there any better site to find those?

>rags

lol that's offside, I can't believe we got away with that

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>>63715838

>>63715863
I don't know. I've been using Hockeystreams, but had to switch because they stopped accepting payments.

Gamecenter Live is like 2 minutes behind, what the fuck NHL, why?

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>BIG
>DICK
>RICK
>WITH THE TRICK

rangers win
all you other niggas are mad
smell my nuts losers

No Stars-Sabres thread? I was hoping someone captured the oleksiak fight.

>laffs

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Anyone at the marlies game tonight? Sparks with 2 assists, nylander played well too. I didn't realize how comfy minor league games are.

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>>63715957
>rags

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>rangers scoring on the power play
>big dick rick with the trick
>rangers score in overtime
What a night boys

>>63715987
>I didn't realize how comfy minor league games are.

Never been to a >laffs game?

Is the bustk0v meme dead now? He's kinda good.

>>63716168
As a rangers fan I like barkov.. admittedly I like alot of the panthers team so I'm a little biased

>Singing the national anthem twice

What the fuck tho Vancouver for real just sayin

>>63716168
Bustkov will never die, just like McMeat and Potatoes will never die.

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>>63713131
Oh. Hi there

Also
>Buffalel

>>63716222
Yeah Barkov is going to look great in Ranger Blue in a few years.

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>>63716346

holy shit stars memeing it up

>zooook will never win a stanley til he's traded
feelsbadman
>rags

>tfw more stars shitposting
goddammit buffalo

>>63716398
What is going on? On my way to work
>>63716412
>thinking rangers won't cup
Wew lad

>>63716484
3-0 stars, 2 for Benn.

Cody Eakin is an underrated little player eh

>3-2
>3-0
>4-0
>4-0
>5-0
>5-4
>3-1
>7-3
>3-2
>GUYS WE NEED MORE SCORING

>>63716346
>no picks
>no cap space
>rags

KEK good luck with that

>>63716589
>5 away teams abput to get shut out

holy shit

>>63716567
Yeah he is be solid for some season now, but since he is a ginger no one pays attention to him

>>63716653
Played for Canada at the last Worlds tournament, so someone at Hockey Canada noticed him at least.

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Who /1000/ here?

>>63716694

Only took him 20 seasons

>>63716589
>Bettman on suicide watch

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who /siegLeon/ here?

>>63716835
Here senpai

>>63716756
15.5

>>63716601
Obviously you don't know how the rangers work my northern friend. If he continues his current pace or lower eventually rangers will sign him for two years.. his whole career will turn around.. then he will leave for more money and return to his former state.

>>63716835
dope

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>tfw best team in hockey

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>>63717022
Just give us the cup already.

>>63716835
someone put the oilers logo in that circle

>>63716835
Is that the feminine symbol with a weed on it?

>>63717142
DUDE

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>>63717022
>>63717076

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>>63717141

why are the red wings so based?

>>63717410
Lots of young talented home grown players

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>trying to fight a 6'7, 250lb man

how full retard could you go?

>>63717454
>sabres history vs. NHL, 1970-present

>>63717309
this has meme potential

>>63717454
>brain_damage_by_35.webm

seriously, that hurts watching

>>63717454
lmao

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who can stop us?

>>63717562
*

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>>63717562
Hint: they're on this image

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>>63717221
>Getting this assblasted in a meme thread

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>>63717309
>We have lost a hero to our glorious and noble cause, but does this foreshadow our defeat? No. It is a new beginning. Compared to NHL the defensive resources of Leon is less than one thirtieth of theirs. Despite this major difference, how is it that we have been able to fight the fight for so long? It is because our goal in this war is a righteous one. It’s been over thirty years since the elite of the NHL, consumed by greed began a war against our blessed franchise! Never forget the times when the NHL has trampled us! We, the blessed children of God almighty, have had a long and arduous struggle to achieve glory for our great franchise. Our fight is sacred, our cause divine. The war is at a stalemate. Perhaps many of you have become complacent.

>The NHL has polluted our most cherished systems for merely the sake of their own greed! We must send them a message, but not composed of words. We have wasted too much time with words. We need action now. The NHL elite must be taught a strong lesson for their evil corruption. This is only the beginning of our war. We have been putting more and more money into our efforts towards making our defense stronger than ever. The NHL has done the same.

>Many of your fathers and brothers have perished valiantly in the face of a contemptible enemy. We must never forget what the NHL has done to our people! These brave men have shown us these virtues through their own valiant sacrifice. By focusing our anger and sorrow, we are finally in a position where victory is within our grasp, and once again, our most cherished franchise will flourish. Victory is the greatest tribute we can pay those who sacrifice their lives for us! Rise, our people, Rise! Take your sorrow, and turn it into anger! Leon thirsts for the strength of its people! SIEG LEON!

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What the fuck happened to the Ducks?

>>63717888

No Teemu to avatar for spurdo

>>63717762
Don't believe your own memes the stars are in for a first round exit.

>>63717888

They're playing like the Kings did last season after winning the cup. Too bad they have no cup to show for it.

>>63717309
>have 4 first overall draft picks over the past 6 years
>2 rookies averaging over a point per game
>Dead Last place in the NHL even worse than the talent desolate Maple Leafs

What the fuck is wrong with the Oilers, are they seriously tanking? If not they need to fire Todd McLellan because this team should be at least NOT LAST PLACE IN THE LEAGUE.

No team is a bottom feeder this long, it just doesn't happen in hockey. Why doesn't my team care about winning?

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>ovi became highest scoring russian of all time last night
>roussel becomes highest scoring frenchman of all time tonight

what a week for these two hockey legends

Who /pulkkannon/ here?

>>63717762
>It looks like Robin Hood and his Merry Men are at it again

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>>63718208
/LarknessMonster/ here senpai

>>63718072
They need to get relegated. They are beyond hope. The whole organization is inept.

>>63718072
>What the fuck is wrong with the Oilers

The defence has 3 rookies and another player with less than 100 NHL games played. Their goalie is a rookie as well.

>If not they need to fire Todd McLellan because this team should be at least NOT LAST PLACE IN THE LEAGUE.

If you compare how this year's team plays with how last year's team you'll see that McLellan's systems and teachings are having a huge effect on the team.

>Why doesn't my team care about winning?
>my

Casual pls go

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>>63718253
>McMeme
>Kikel
Leave Rookie of the Year to me

>>63718296
Last year's team had a better record than this years at this point... the Oilers are regressing despite having Sidney Crosby level production from McDavid and now Draisaitl

>>63718296
>implying he does not own the Edmonton Oilers

>>63718381
>Last year's team had a better record than this years at this point

No they didn't.

6-12-2 vs 7-12-1

They are already playing better against the Western Conference. It took them until December 7th to beat a western conference team last year. They've had a tough schedule to start (first four games were against St. Louis, Nashville, Dallas and St. Louis, all 3 teams are in the top 6 of the league right now).

Look at their goal differential. -8 vs -25. They may be losing games but they are actually in most games. Ignoring empty netters they have played 11 one goal games. A 12th game saw the opponent score a goal with 4 seconds left. This is despite having 4 defencemen that combined for 99 NHL games before this year.

I missed the wings game, anywhere I can get it online? I already had the end score spoiled but I still want to watch it

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>>63716168
RIP Pro scout, he killed himself in frustration too soon

>>63718988
Bookmark this link
http://xrxs.net/nhl/

You can even go back and watch games from the start of the season if you want.

>>63719049
by the way those are VLC links

>kypreos saying that Kane wants to shove it down people's throats

Rapist confirmed

is sam reinhart a bust, /hoc/?

>>63719229

Never heard of her so yes

>>63719049
Thanks anon

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>>63718253
I'm very happy to see this meme spreading already senpai.

>>63719311
I mean senpai.

>>63719229
>guy taken right after him has the same number of goals as Reinhart has points
>in half as many games

Bust confirmed, Reinhart family btfo

>>63718181
>France

>>63719350
WHOA. HEY

>>63719372
Weren't they supposed to be the new Staals? Fell off pretty quickly

>>63719421
>the new Staals
>not the Subbans

nice meme

>the perds are central favorites
Lewl what happened to them?
Outscored 8-0 the last two games.
It seems likely the sturrs are going to finish 1 or 2 in the conference. Although they are a Benn/seguin/kling injury away from the abyss. Even with them healthy a lack of depth and >Finnish goaltending will result in a quiet first round exit.

So the question is who comes out of the central bracket to play the wild card out of the pacifshit?

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>>63719518
Hard to compare them when one of the Subbans is a goaler

>>63719621
>So the question is who comes out of the central bracket to play the wild card out of the pacifshit?

Preds realized it was smarter to tank for this spot

>>63719642
>manlet subban jumping to avoid being seen as a manlet

lel

>>63719621
Perds were never going far in the playoffs with that forward lineup anyway, their 1C is a 35 year old junkie and child rapist

>>63719807
He's been the 2C almost all year actually. Fisher's been on the first line.

>>63719830
That's hardly a positive thing

>>63719889
Yeah just correcting for accuracy's sake

have getzlaf and perry gone past their prime?

>>63719917
Wrong side of 30

>>63719907
I appreciate the correction, I haven't seen their games lately

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Lindberg has really gone cold, but he's been stuck with Hayes who's been really inconsistent, hope they turn it around

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TURN ON TSN, HAMONIC GOT TRADED

>hongcouver in charge of knowing hockey traditions

1 hat for a hat trick, pathetic.

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>2015
>losing to us

OUR YEAR
U
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Y
E
A
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>yfw Hank and Dank keep the Cankeks barely competitive enough to miss on great draft picks until they retire
>they'll have a proper rebuild in the early 2020's, after a decade of painful mediocrity
>getting keked by two Swedish girls

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>Daniel with the hat trick and an assist
>Henrik with a goal and 4 assists

HOW FUCKING BAD ARE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS

>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS

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Has anyone ever seen this happen???
I mean the steel falls out somewhat often since they have those quick releases now. But the whole bottom half of the skate?
Did he wear them 3 years straight due to superstition?

>Blown the fuck out by some aging Swedes
>Rapehawks

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What happened frogs? Why is your amazing goalie prospect so shit?

>.894

>>63720680
looks like maybe it was damaged due to a shot before and the plastic broke?
I've seen the plastic break from a shot out on a fucking cold lake before
seems unlikely that all the rivets would fall out at once

>>63720243
Nuh uh

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>>63720770
Based on the extended replay thats what seemed to happen. The reft picked it up in one piece and you could see the rivets sticking out of the boot as he went down the tunnel.
Ya my skate broke like that (granted they were $80) taking a soft shot in very cold weather but that seems unlikely on an NHL rink.

On an unrelated note, it finally got cold here, ponds freeze when?

>inb4 it snows heavy and all the ponds turn into bumpy shit ice before the ice is thick enough

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>Yfw best save percentage in the league
>Yfw best GAA in the league
>Yfw most wins in the league
>Yfw McDonut has best plus minus in the league
>Yfw Big dick rick got the trick today
How is your day /hoc/?

>>63721002
rangers cup

>>63721002
>most wins in the league.
Meant henrik has the most wins in the league not the team.

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>>63721002
see
>>63720595

>>63720747
the AHL is a meme league (one of the IceCaps-Marlies games went 8-9 this year), and his numbers got severely deflated last year by his team's shit play in one or two games towards the end

sample size my man

>>63721002
>dick rash
>cidny crosby
>ryan sueter (he likes mowing)

all have 3 goals
meme contracts all around

hmm

not buying this thread

do better with trying to get normies to post here

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>>63721164
>forgetting Danny

>>63721002
>rags

Seriously what the fuck is up with the ducks. The entire team can't score for shit and players like Kesler are already -10 only 20 games into the season
>his contract

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>>63715987
>living in toronto

>>63715987
The Cozy thing about minor league games is that you can always blame call ups or conditioning call downs as the reason your team is BTFO instead of a shit GM or retarded contracts and drafting

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>Cankeks
>Laffs

WEW lad

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Who /caniac/ here

>>63721164
Nash has 5 on the season if I am not mistaken
>>63721363
>canada

>>63721726
I just spent a week in NC. Are there as many niggers as I think from my short stay there?

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>>63721749
there are a bunch but still way less than in SC

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>>63721002
>clubbed 2 of the most goon teams in the league back-to-back
>kongs
>bloos
>"pane of glass" Datsyuk isn't broken for now
>Larkin still memeing it up
>can't Zazz the Mrazz (and Howard's sometimes good enough)
The Wongs roller-coaster is heading up

>>63721392

Kesler got his big fat extension and will now loaf his way to retirement, taking the entire team down with him

>>63722031
Don't forget pulu Holy slapper missed the boards and scored

Are the C ucks a shit team?

>>63722102

>mfw Sbisa is unironically a better value per dollar contract than Kesler

what the fuck is going on

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>RAGS

SHIT TEAM

>>63722165
>being this much of a normie
Get out.

>>63722131

He actually is, because he provides value in exchange for dollars. Kesler's always been in it for Kesler, he was (likely is still) an unbelievable locker room cancer, and I think he's figured out that he's never going to win a Cup.

So now, in true Kesler fashion, he'll just cruise his way to retirement while enjoying the California sun. Sucks for the Ducks, because they will never be able to unload his contract. They are stuck with him.

>>63722155
Try surgery m80.

>>63722155

Go to the doctor immediately you dumb cunt

>>63722155
Put some antiseptic ointment on it after draining it. Savlon/dettol/bepanthen cream. Cover it with a clean plaster. You need to keep it clean and covered or it won't go away.

It it doesn't get better go to a doctor.

>>63722234
KIWI
I
W
I

Canucks can suck my fucking dick
Just tank my shit up f am
quit playing games with my heart

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>mfw the Blues got meme'd on by the Holy Slapper

>>63722287
Thank you best franchise in hockey bros

>>63722337

https://streamable.com/iozi

This is literally. Why he's on the team, yet he never fucking does it.

>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup

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>>63722347

>>63722347
>>63722351
>tfw you literally have as many rings as the "king"

Does this make me the best goalie in the NHL?

>>63722351
>living in the past
I thought that was our job?

>>63722365
No because I'm better

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>>63722373

>implying the >rags have a past, present, or future

LEEEEEEEL

>>63722377
Ass blasted: the post

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was the Dustin Byfuglien hit on Tobias Rieder dirty? I'm asking you /hoc/

I know it's prison rules only in the final minute or 2 but wtf. How do you get to chip a guy below the knee when his leg might be planted

>>63722435

I blasted your mother's ass with my cum desu

>>63722438
Got a video?

>>63722438
Cause big buff don't give a fuck.. he would fit good on the broons desu

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>>63722438
I wish Eve still had her chubby cheeks

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Why are the >rags so bad against >us?

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>>63722558

Dunno. Why can't you beat a .500 team lelmao

>>63722574
Why couldn't you get out of the first round?

>>63722641

>Takes 7 games to win your series
>Have to kill a fourth liner by destroying his hand because he's bullying you too hard

l e l

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Bakersfield fag here.

Why did the Oilers send Eetu back to finland back for the season instead of scrivens. Scrivens would have gotten to learn a new language and have fun and the oilers would be developing a hot 22 year old prospect in the AHL instead of a 29 year old bust

Test

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>>63722676
canada

>>63722681
I just want the leafs to either be elite or tank

>>63722438
29.8% of Byfuglien hits are dirty.
The man is a wrecking ball that bullies other players and has way more talent than he plays to. Tonight he took a needless penalty against the yotes and they scored on it.
He broke a wild players wrist and crosschecked a rangers player in the neck last year.
His shot is strong and he obviously has the skill/talent to take players off the puck but he seems lazy.
This year he has only further sullied his reputation.
I doubt the jets resign him, I'm interested in what team signs him and for how much.

>>63722648
>"we lost"
That's all I'm really getting from you 2bh

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Does this look like a man that lives in "pedosota"?????

I want this meme to die

>>63722703

>Coach is on his period because he's a walking vagina and cried to Buttman and the refs to get a 1D suspended
>Have to literally kill grinders for your "elite" players to produce

l e l
e
l

How'd getting bloooooooooown the fuuuuuuuuuck out by Chiraq go?

>Couldn't even take it to 7

Pathetic tbqh

>>63722717
>1st round exit
>making fun of a team that made it to the SCF
Oh /hoc/

>>63722709
Hebeosota in that pic desu

>>63722450
I don't have a video, but I'll try to find one. It was in the final 20 seconds after the Coyotes timeout. Shane Doan went ape immediately after he saw it, but it's really only clear on the low ice replay. Or if you have ever played any sport ever

>>63722735

>W-We got to the SCF and got b-b-blown the FUCK out
>W-We're relevant!

No cup = irrelevant bitch nigga.

>>63722746
Wongs may as well have not even have played any games last season then

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>>63722746
This wings bro seems pretty cool tbqh

>>63722748

At least I didn't get the Denver Broncos treatment :^)

>>63722739
huh?
Hebe returns the goddess of youth.
She is some rich Edina slag that got a pic in a yogurt(lab) with Parise, will get a worthless St. Olaf degree but still know her place in the end

>>63722767
I'm guessing it's a reference to "hebephilia", which is like pedophilia but for ~11-14 year-olds instead of younger prepubescent children.

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>>63722830
Thank you for the enlightenment anon.

Why is it that /hoc/ let one tripfag live in infamy so many years? I get the "State of Hockey" meme (which was created by the local sportscast team). But to let a tripfag be immortalized in a meme seems hypocritical as fuck.

>mfw it was 25F
>mfw the first snow that stuck fell today
>mfw ponds will be freezing soon
comfy as fuck if im honest

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>>63722887
>comfy
>in pedosota

Well duh, it's because you're older than 12

>>63712583
>being too poor to afford a phone
ISHYGDDT

>>63722673
Because you can't loan a $2.3 million dollar contract to some European league without seriously circumventing the CBA.

shit team

>>63722673
Laurikainen was pretty good against Sport yesterday

>>63723311

>Finland
>Good at anything

>>63721002
>rags
Congrats on winning the president's trophy and then choking in the playoffs again, fagt

>Tfw still no news on kopitar's contract
Why live?

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ohh dux ohhh

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>>63723344
>2015
>scared he'll go to another team
He's smart enough not to do that.

>>63723373

>Slovenians
>Smart

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>>63716329
Yulia, you so hot!

>>63722735
Don't forget Kronwall receiving a jew ban for blowing the fuck out of that one guy

>>63723373
What do you mean?

>>63723439
That was a dirty hit m8. Even for playoff standards

>>63723478

Here's your (you)

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>>63716377

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Point per game while being a GOAT meat and potatoes player

go bolts

>>63723701

Looks like a caveman desu

>leastern conference arguing over who is more shit

lel

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>>63723716

>Any Canadian teams
>Relevant

>>63723734
>leastern conference hasn't the stanley cup final in fewer than 7 games this millennium

lel

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>>63723744

;^)

>>63723761
well no shit, until 2011 half of them played in the leastern conference