OFFICIAL /CRIC/ AUSTRALIA VS NEW ZEALAND, GAME 2, DAY 2, THREAD #21

>>63537692
m8 I played that first before FM, it's literally nowhere near in terms of quality

Reminder to post in the official schizophrenic OP's thread (this one)

>thread counter
real thread
>>63537689
>>63537689
>>63537689

This was made first so this

This one is better because of holly t bh

Reminder I petitioned for getting to 1000 while you summer of cricket casuals begged for a new thread

qt mum

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL FIRST THREAD LADS

>Craig 0/112

o i m laffn

>>63537687
Staying in this one for Holly desu

>>63537711
This was posted first, this has been the well established rule when there're two thread.

>>63537724
CONSISTENCY

>even bracewell has wickets and a better economy
when is craig getting dropped lads?

>bitch darsh

NO BALL
NO BALL
NO BALL

>>63537734
When Sodhi gits gud

>inb4 no ball

It's fucking hot lads

UMPBALL

BASEDWELL

Fuck off. That was a no ball. Great catch, though.

Reminder I was against Marsh's inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his inclusion

LADS
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Why is this irrelevant shit allowed on /sp/ but not the best sport on the planet professional wrestling?

Benefit of the doubt goes to it being a legal delivery

Lads

>>>/pol/55657072
>>>/pol/55657072
>>>/pol/55657072

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>>63537746
>too cheap to have aircon on blast.
4 more hours

Not as bad as Warnie's though. How was that not called a no ball?

>>63537758
>le fair and balanced sports fan xD

>>63537760
>going to /pol/

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>>63537757
>yfw boreball is considered more relevant than cricket

>>63537754
Sympathy umpball Tbh let us have this one

>>63537757
>>>/asp/ergers

how shit is this umpire lads

>>63537768

>not going to /pol/ when there is a happening

kek
KEK

They should just meme it up now

Who /Battlefront/ here?

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>>63537768
>he doesn't browse /pol/

>>63537781
wish they just remade 2 tbqh

Should we send Khawaja to France and Western Sydney so we can more le friendly arabs

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>>63537777
underrated quads

>>63537767
It's true, though. It's a misconception that benefit of the doubt goes to the batsman. It goes towards the "default". Ergo, if there's a shout for LBW and the Umpire's not sure, there the benefit goes to batsman. Same if there's a shout for run out or stumping. But for things like no balls or wides benefit goes to the bowler

Bit late to be taking wickets now NZ

>>63537768
/pol/'s where the Paris happening is being discussed.

>>63537793
being discussed by /pol/tards, which instantly makes it not worth seeing

Fuck sake Johnshit what is that shot?

>>63537800
Cause the level of debate on /cric/ is so much better, right

>>63537800
>LE FUG LE /POL/ XD

Don't think for a second you're better than them

>>63537800
>LEE FUGG LEE /BOL/ XDXD

HAHAHAHAHAHA Wicket Keeper got stumped

fucking declare

> Poovill

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>>63537805
yes tbqh

/cric/ is full of aussie shitposting but /pol/ is full of retardedness

shitposting =/= retardation

CONSISTENCY!
>you now remember when we had good keeper/batsmen

>>63537807
>>63537810
>LE FUG LE FUG LE /POL/ XDXD
literally the worst board on this site

>giving Craig a wicket

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who /muslimandscaredtogooutinpublic/ here

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>>63537800
>aww poor little marxist gits triggurd

>>63537816

This tbhonest.

Last two digits are the partnership Mitch and Bitch will put together

>>63537819
#i'llridewithyou

>>63537819
#illridewithu

>>63537800
>being discussed by /pol/tards
No, most people there will be from other boards who just wanna see the happening.Just like big events on /sp/ are generally full of casuals.

>>63537815
He did the team thing, going out swinging before we declare instead of trying to pad his average.

>>63537687
is there any pics of her from behind while she is doing this?

>tfw can't see her panty lines

>>63537768
Are you even aware of what happened in the last 8 hours?

Anyone got the Bracewell wicket?

CRAIG THE DESTROYER OF AUSTRALIA

>>63537819
#Illriotwithyou

>>63537828
Yeah no shit, but he's still no Haddin.

DUCKED

COLLAPSE

Should have declared at 500 tbqh, now the Pee Poolanders are feeling better about themselves

please don't give this pos spinner a hattrick

>>63537819
#i'llrideurwifewithu

>>63537819
Sorry muslim bro.

Can we be more focused on the victims and not who the perpetrators could be?

Jumping to conclusions does nobody any good, especially when it vilifies a certain segment of our community, I mean it's almost 2016, come on!

C O L L A P S E
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>>>/pol/55655993

wtf

HAT TRICK

>>63537819
Why? Will your father beat you for talking to a boy?

>>>/pol/55658722

>>63537832
>Suddenly New Zealand's best bowler this innings
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>letting craig get all these undeserved wickets

>>63537830
>that video produced by /pol/ now has 1.2 million views
>been retweeted by michelle bachman
noice

HATRICK

AUSSIES BTFO

Now this will be the worst hat trick if Smith doesn't declare.

>>63537819
#i'llbombwithu

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>>63537819

>>63537850

what video?

>>63537850
link senpai

Smith is literally retarded

>>63537850

What vid la?

Fuck sake, they won't drop Craig now

>>63537861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=44vzMNG2fZc

>>63537861
Youtube took it down

>>63537816
/pol/ is people acting like morons and assholes and knowing they're acting like morons and assholes, as opposed to half the boards on this site which are morons and assholes who think they're intellectual and witty

Smith desperately wanting 550

>sweeping a hattrick ball for 4
alpha as fuck

BASED GAZ

>>63537870
where the fuck did the music go?

So shit Craig gets a hat trick

>>63537875
>and knowing they're acting like morons and assholes
it hasn't been that case for a good few years

>>63537875
then how come pol is always right?

>>63537866
>johnson/neville/starc tactically getting themselves out to craig so he wont get dropped
fucking genius to be honest family

BASED LYON

>Mark Nicholas unaware that Johnson isnt even out there
He is a fucking horrific commentator, dont even start with that 'le fug le marg nigolas' shit. He is terrible and you know it

7/135

>Australian lower order

>>63537870

the irony is, isn't bullshit sharia stuff like

>death for homosexuality

isn't that the kind of shit /pol/tards would agree with?

>>63537881

Copyright claims by one of those automated companies that remove videos. The vid itself was down for awhile so I guess they compromised and took off the audio

>>63537881
It was so much harder hitting with the music

>>63537891
>LE FUG LE MARG NIGOLAS XDXD

>>63537892
> still trying to talk shit

>>63537901
>LE I MAYG IRONIG SHIDPOSDS TO GED REBLIES XD

>>63537892
still better than the poo peelander top order tbf

>not letting them finish

Smoth why?

>>63537891
The Nicholmeister is unironically the only bearable commentator on 9

>>63537908
>LE FUG LE IRONIG SHIDBOSDING XDXD

Lyon has a strike rate of 400 this series at an average of infinity

>Lyon yet to be dimissed this series
>Strike rate of 400
BASE
A
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Last digit is the score NZ get all out for

>winviz got it wrong
TECHNOLOGY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>63537919
>>63537920
samefag

are they taking tea now?

>>63537893
Beliefs overlap on differing sides all the time. They just want a post-war America with a national socialist twist

>>63537930
No

just tuned in /cric/. wow Warnkek 253 (286). thought he always memes out before he gets to 200

>>63537920

lel, this happened in england too I think.

>>63537931
/pol/ is just memes and shitposting, there is no want there
ofcourse there are people who take it seriously though

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>>63537920

>>63537931
>with a national socialist twist

does that actually have any meaning or tangible definition other than antisemitism?

>>63537930
I think Smith declared when he did because if he left it a couple more overs they would have gone to tea. Now he gets five of six overs at them whilst they're tired, then a break

>>63537931
>>63537931
>They just want a post-war America with a national socialist twist

literally utopia

>>63537917
>LE FUGG PSEUDO IRONIG SHIDPOSDING XD XD

LALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALA
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw don't know this video/kids meme

is it the new badger badger?

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR YOU AND ME
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR ALL TO SEE

>>63537939
You...you...you haven't heard of the Third Reich?

>>63537948
I... I... I... have.... heard.... of.... it........ actually........

GRISBY DRIBS
CUND BEAD DAT DASDE XD

>>63537939
Mixed economy with social authoritarianism

If you solely identify it with anti-semitism you have a lot to learn

>>63537954
Well that's what they're talking about when they say National Socialist twist

The fuck is all of the KFC advertising on here? Sad they feel shitty fast food has to be viralled

>>63537956
>Mixed economy with social authoritarianism

so literal buzzwords

Oh what a moment lads.

>/pol/tards on MY /cric/
get out tbqh

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>tfw all of /cric/ is on /pol/
I know eradicating mudslimes is an important thing but lets talk griget

Zerogoose here
AMA

so nz under over 250?

>>63537969

Edgy. Fuck off back to /pol/ Cory.

>>63537968
>>63537969
no

>>63537974
over desu

>>63537976
Mohammad detected

>>63537973
what's the best meal from KFC?

>>63537962
>so literally buzzwords

Not in the slightest.

>Straya bowling at the WACA
Haha, time for pies.

>burns at short leg
I fucking hate this le freshest player at short leg meme, Burns fucking sucks there

>>63537962
Mixed economy refers to a sizeable sector of the economy run by the public sector, and a sizeable sector through private industry. Social authoritarianism refers to strict laws upholding social conventions and expectations.

You don't have to like Nazis in any way to see there's clearly an ideology there

And Starc opens up with 6 absolute pies, releasing any pressure that built up

Pathetic junk time wicket taker

>>63537974
They'll make 300, but Kane will score half of them

>>63537985
Mate, their latest meal deal boasts about having an extra large wipe. If that's their selling point, I think all their meals will be about the same quality.

>>63537974
Taylor to score over 10?

Reminder I defended Brayshaw's inclusion in the commentary team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood

why not give Rutherford a go?

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accidentally hit my balls with my hand

>>63538010
Have people's opinion on him changed or something?

>>63538016
pretty fucking gay tbqh

>>63538016
I ran into a wall with a boner and broke my nose yesterday

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Guptill can't play test cricket. We should fucking know this by now

POO PEELAND BTFO

>kucktill

>>63537999
>city of you

Reminder I defended Starc's inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood

>>63538027
Chinese or Jewish/Italian?

JUST

STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT STERC GOAT

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR YOU AND MEME
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FOR ALL TO MEME


just got crazy dejavu desu

>It's a batting pitch

TOP KEK

le sigh

>>63538047
I was just listening to that

>>63538027
what was a wall doing with a boner?

>>63538048

>LE ONLY IF YOU WIN THE TOSS AND BAT FIRST

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>63538040
The entirety of NZ's lineup is junk time

Starc is gonna get pegged in the face soon by someone I reckon and he'll wholeheartedly deserve it.

>3 yards = 1 metre
>Brett Lee

Jesus Christ

Hazelwood is fucking trash

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>>63538070
Brett Lee is fucking retarded

Thread die why

Dead thread and "sport" desu

>>63538099
>>63538100
/pol/ is killing it or sheep shaggers gave up on their team

>>63538099
Most of us have plans for this evening

Can't we just clone Kane a few times and finally have a decent team?

Literally just had KFC lads it was so good

>>63538087
Anyone remember Brett Lees band Six and Out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcH-unNO7L0

Richard Chee Quee on vocals lel

gf is away for the weekend lads

already wanked 4 times and planning a 5th

>>63538099
Paris has caused lots of traffic and attention to divert away from /cric/ from today.
I'd usually be on /cric/ quite a bit but I'm lurking /pol/ threads and reading articles and doing other stuff.

>borns

Is Tom Latham related to Mark Latham?

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>burns

>>63538128
Have you reached that point in the relationship yet where you fantasise about good porn you saw whilst you're actually fucking your girl?

>>63538128
She off to get sheared?

>>63538127
so much 90s

May as well replace Burns with a plank of wood at short leg.

>>63537993
>>63537993
>>63537993

>>63538137
I think so, because neither got a chance to destroy Australia

>>63538142
Naw just been ages since I need porn I forgot how much I like it

>>63538144
>unironically being from Tasmania

How was Warner's knock?
Saw him get to 100 yesterday but didn't see him reach 253

>>63538148
or put someone there who can field it

instead of "LE NEW GUY GOES UNDER LE LID XDXD"

>>63538157
solid, technical batting against shitty bowling, nothing extraordinary

>>63538165
that's a bit fucked lad

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OH SHIT

ARE WE GOING TO WAR LADS?

GEM TIME LADS

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>>63538178
FUCK

KILL THEM ALL

>>63538121
Idk, South Africa's considered a decent team, and lately AB carries them as much as Kane carries you

>>63538178
Nope, inb4 #illridewithyou part two.

Australia is KEKED

>>63538178
Nobody is going to war

Every time this happens people talk up like something will change but everything is too far gone for anything to change

The people making decisions have obviously known that things like this would start happening with more frequency, they aren't stupid

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>neighbours dog wont stop barking

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http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/11/watch-anti-migrant-video-going-viral-across-europe/

>he doesn't browse /pol/
>he doesn't believe /pol/ is the saviour of Europe

>>63538178
>mfw Auskeks keep saying shit like "it wasnt muslims, dont spread hate"
Australia is such a shit country lel.

>>63538178
Are we sure they just didn't call out "Is anyone else injured?" and someone replied "Moi Aussi."

>>63538203
Jewtube deleted that video lel

>>63538206
>implying any of the bogans in this thread will understand this post

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found goosey on /tv/ lads

>>63538178
Nothing for us yet sorry, but don't you fucking worry our good friends in the NZ Herald will headline tomorrow with

SIX KIWIS IN PARIS AT THE TIME OF ATTACKS

>Johnshit

>johnshit

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>mfw being a brown guy with a white gf that browses /pol/

>>63538224
RICHIE MCCAW IS SAFE

>>63538222
only freshcunts weren't already aware goosey posts on /tv/

>>63538232
>lying on an anonymous imageboard

Makes our terrorist attack look amateurish in comparison. Pretty embarrassing for us, if we want to be considered a serious country our terrorists really need to step up their game. France and the US are laughing at us

>>63538216
This is ins't an AFL thread mate. We're a cultured lot in here.

>>63538222
>implying he's wrong

>>63538236
I'm not lying lad

>>63538233
Fuck are any of the french club rugby players in paris? They'll definitely break out a 3-pager on them

>>63538250
Yes you are.

>>63538250
I hope you are. I'm actually black and i'd be gutted if another shitcunt was stealing my shtick.

>>63538255
African or koori?

Half koori lad here

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>Pretty embarrassing for us, if we want to be considered a serious country our terrorists really need to step up their game. France and the US are laughing at us

>>63538222
bart vs australia is funny because australian stereotypes are funny

As a white female I feel it's my duty to breed with big strong black Americans (BSBA).

>someone said Kane was better than Latham near me

NZ getting btfo'd so bad, I don't remember the last time I had seen scores like 410/2

>>63538271
>because australian stereotypes are funny
To Australians.
Because it (whether consciously or subconsciously) makes you feel warm and fuzzy knowing someone from a relevant country cares enough about your irrelevant country to make fun of you and point out stereotypes.

>>63538206
That's unusually witty for an /ausp/ post.

>>63538235
who does that change the fact that someone found a post by him on /tv/

why are such an angry little man, matt?

>>63538263
African senpai. Why is there no pretty koori girls alive?

>>63538254
Why would I lie on an anonymous imageboard?

>>63538283
Is Japan relevant? Because i like when anime mentions Australia

>>63538283
>someone from a relevant country cares enough about your irrelevant country

australians making fun of australians is just as funny as a relevant country doing it

>>63538294
Yes.

Official list of relevant countries:
>USA
>Great Britain
>France
>Germany
>Japan
>Russia

>>63538178
Oh well gee, you vilify one segment of the community over and over and you're surprised this is the reaction?

>>63538283
But New Zealand is irrelevant yet it was hilarious when Flight f the Conchords took the piss out us

>>63538298
Oh and China obviously.
Keep in mind that if there was a 2nd tier of semi-relevant nations, Australia wouldn't even make that.

>>63538299
sup MWNN

>tfw your willy doesn't go past your balls when you bend over

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>>63538289
U WAT MOTE?

>>63538318
Jessica Mauboy is not attractive.
I want this meme to end.

>>63538310
who /grower/ here?

Charlie Sheen is HIV positive

>>63538318
What is that pic supposed to prove exactly?

>>63538326
is 14cm erect a grower or just small?

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>>63538323
U GAY SON

>>63538291
That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Just got back from Paris lads.

>>63538323
m8 did you see that 2013 NRL GF performance with Ricky Martin

>>63538332
>lots of shooping still can't fix her face and her average body
Come on mate.

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>not being emilio

>>63538326
>tfw tiny when flaccid
>tfw I've never not been told I have a massive cock by chicks I've rooted

>>63538306
We have a larger economy than Russia

>>63538342
This brings up another question, why is there only like 1 attractive mauri girl for every 100,000? The ones i know are bro-tier but i would only dick one of them if they where hammered.

>>63538350
what do everyday normalfag girls consider to be "big"?

>>63538331
It's average if you're white, just tell people you're six inches. Chicks are terrible at guessing cock length, you'll do alright as long as you don't cum in thirty seconds

>>63538357
Women have no clue.

>>63538357
10 inches

>>63538339
Are you really that desperate for me to be lying? I'll post proof of skin colour or something if you really want

>>63538372
Do it. Post your arm next to your gf's or something.

>>63538352
No we don't.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)
>6 - Russia
>12 - Australia

hey lads, just got home

was there a happening thread on /sp/ for the paris stuff?

>>63538216
>>63538285
>understaing french

get out cunts

who /white/ here

>>63538383
>only speaking American
Get cultured, du wichser

>>63538384
/red/ here desu

SA
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>>63538356
100% Maori is pretty rare. Guess it comes down to percentage of Maori to White

thinking about learning french what do you lads reckon?

MADMAN

>craig is unironically new zealand's best bowler
lel fuck off back to your hobbit holes desu senpai

>>63538382
/pol/ is where you wanna be, friend. There's loads of threads

>>63538306
nah, we're in the second tier - in the G20 etc

>>63538397
Better off learning Arabic m8 if you're planning on going there

>>63538382
/sp/ doesn't have threads like that anymore. Mods banned them years ago.

>>63538401
I was hoping that with the new admin we might have gone back to the days of eventb owls on /sp/

/pol/ is definitely not where I want to be

>>63538224
>>63538233
In the NZ herald article about the attacks they mentioned Paris is the place Dan Carter and his family are moving to.

>>63538397
i reckon you should go fuck yourself m7

BURNS DEAD

how much longer will burns be in short leg?

LE MEMORIES OF LE HUGHESY

BURNS GOING THE WAY OF HUGHDOG

what an absolute waste of a review lel

Which young band will pen a U2-style Friday, Bloody Friday type song?

williamson is fucking savage

>>63538420
Meme Grips

almost got baned out of existence there family

>>63538379
> Deliberately using a made up measurement because the nominal figures say things I don't like

I thought Poo Peeland were nice guys, what happened?

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>>63538435
>nominal figures say things I don't like

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

>10 - Russia
>12 - Australia

Kill yourself.

>>63538436
>You now remember no more burns at short leg edition

>>63538430
>there are plebs out there who use Lee unironically

OH THATS A HAMMY

PING

OOH THAT'S A HAMSTRING

>>63538447
>spam silver sting
>AI cant move
>perfect
great game

Off da bone

Koala kill

fuck what did i miss?

>>63538444
http://knoema.com/nwnfkne/world-gdp-ranking-2015-data-and-charts

Lol, now you're using figures from before the Ukraine sanctions.

Pretty pathetic, Vlad

Bane injuring people with his mind now

>>63538465
australia are back to not having a #3 batsman

>PULL YOUR HAMSTRINGS FOR FRANCE

>>63538459
>not doing ten hit combos

>>63538460
>that rack
Noice

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>>63538471
there's one in the wings m8 :^)

Who gets the call up lads?

>>63538488
>>63538478

>Nick Hobson
Literally who

>>63538488
watson to come out of retirement

>>63538488
cowman

Why does nz have no good fast bowlers?

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>>63538474
I used to love spamming Steve Fox's bitch 10 hit combos online.
>mfw plebs thought it was an infinite combo and would just lay there and take it
>mfw perfects every game on Tekken 5

>>63538488
me
just got the call from boof

>Kawaiija makes a 150+ on his return
>coach publicly gives him shit about his FIELDING in the media, telling him he needs to improve
>literally tears his hammy off the bone trying to give more intensity in the field

KILL YOURSELF BOOF

Does the heat really get to you lads when you go to an 8 hour cricket match?
It's hot as fuck in Perth

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>>63538502
this desu

>>63538488
FINCH
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>>63538488
travis dean

literally averages 300+

>>63538505
Used to play with law and spam the three step move

>>63538509
yes desu, it's the one reason I don't go more often
the ground has barely any shade so you get cooked alive until the wind picks up in the afternoon. Cricket's literally going to give me skin cancer.

It's always funny to hear the poms complaining about the heat at the start of play during the ashes, barely any of them make it through the day

kane goating it up

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>>63538508

>>63538509
Yeah i was there yesterday and it was fucking murder. A shit load of people got ambulanced out of the place during the day

Why doesn't Kane just become an Australian citizen?

Oh because he probably wouldn't even make the team, kek KEK

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cricinfo commentator is literally creaming himself right now

>that description of a block

>>63538523
yeah I kinda figured the poms would get BTFO by the heat cause they live in a country with shit weather

>>63538540
>tfw my elite jokes never get featured and this shit gets put on instead

>>63538178
Haha, the news narrative has already changed to this.

>>63538503
I'm serious here
I don't really know shit about cricket

>>63538536
>A shit load of people got ambulanced out of the place during the day
how and why?

>>63538556
Worst Ausfailians are little bitches

They talk the talk but can't walk the walk

>>63538556
Heat stroke is a thing, mate.

>>63538550
We don't need them. Our home conditions don't require express pace, therefore our domestic season doesn't develop them, naturally

Same reason why Australia has shitloads - their home conditions require express pace because there is no swing, and therefore they crop up naturally.

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what's his weakness

So what have Guptill's scores been so far?

You literally cannot name a better batsman than Kane right now, holy shit.

I'm fucking beating myself off to these cover drives

Bane>Smoth

>>63538566
Inability to clone self. Now he's stuck being surrounded by 10 other shitcunts.

>>63538566
Not having a 50+ average
absolutely shit player desu senpai

>>63538566
Government Agents

>>63538562
So we're doomed to forever get btfo in Aus?

>>63538566
Social skills

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Can your phone stop bullets, /cric/?

>>63538550
Our pitches are greentops. Swing is a lot more important than pace on them.

>>63538566
Tendency to chop it on

>>63538566
the black caps

we're gonna need 200 from kane desu

>>63538570
why doesnt he just move to australia and bat 3

>>63538566
no one who can stay at the crease