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/hoc/ Leon "The Skating Auschwitz" Draisaitl

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NYI:John Tavares (illness) hopes to play Thursday
FLA:Jaromir Jagr returns from LBI Wednesday
PIT:Kunitz will be a game-time call Wednesday
ARI:Martin Hanzal (LBI) says he's ready to go
STL:Kevin Shattenkirk (groin) out again Wednesday
EDM:McDavid out indefinitely with broken clavicle
STL:NHL fines Ryan Reaves for roughing on Kopitar
COL:Jarome Iginla sparks Avs to win
EDM:Taylor Hall picks up three points against PHI
LA:Anze Kopitar leaves Tuesday's game with UBI
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>Laffs
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How many months does it take Eichel to catch McMeme's point totals? Does he even do it?
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>13 posts early
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>post yfw you grabbed Parayko in your fantasy league before the hypetrain
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>>63334766
>McDavid retires and never plays another game
>Still outscores Kikel
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in all honesty how much will a broken shoulder hurt McDavid? will he ever be able to reach his full potential? he was looking like a a top 10 player already.
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>>63334895
>mcdedkid
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Will the Boilers ever win another game without McGaykid?
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Inb4 everyone except /hoc/ act surprised when Puljujarvi goes first overall.
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>>63334895
Apparently it's all bone, no soft tissue. That's the best case scenario. If the Oilers let him properly recover it should have no lasting physical influence. As long as he gets back on the horse and isn't afraid to skate full speed towards the boards again he'll be fine.
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>>63334934
>Chicago
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MlOoT5BMXU
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>>63334792
>mfw an old fag try's to tell me that high numbers are bad.
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>>63334662
Kek

Fucking KEK

Anyone have that list of nicknames for Leon?

>>63334934
They always manage to whoop the Hawks at home

Pens and Kings are the tough ones. Anaheim is a pushover and Arizona got blown out in the pre-season
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Is Calgary Puck the dankest hockey forum?
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>mcpoopshit

lmao
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These two are not worth 10 mill țbh făm
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> tfw your team has been playing like shit but is still 2-0 against the eastern champions

feels good to be a wings fan. we have the calder frontrunner and two elite goalies. if we get hot in the playoffs we could easily win it all.
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>>63335157
Flames Nation at the nation network was pretty memey to read in the summer

>"And we get another top pairing D! Best defense in the league lads, and here are the cherry picked stats to prove it!"
>"Muh Jack Adams, muh grit"
>"Were not g-going to r-regress, guys..."
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ART ROSS: Benn, Seguin, Hall or Kane

CALDER: Domi, Ehlers, Eichel or Panarin

VEZINA: Price, Rinne, Lundshit or Holtby

NORRIS: Doughty, Subban, Karlsson or Weber

Pick em
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>>63335255
Howard not elite făm


>>63335334
Ovechkin

Panarin

Price

Keith
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>>63335334
Benn
Larkin
Price
Subban
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>Chicago goes an entire year without scoring a 4 on 4 OT goal
>NHL changes OT rules to 3 on 3
>Chicago can't be stopped in 3 on 3 OT
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>>63335334
>ART ROSS: Benn
>CALDER: McDavid or Larkin
>Vezina: Price
>NORRIS: Doughty
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>>63335334
art ross: tarasenko
calder: duclair
Vez: dubnyk
norris: johnny boychuk
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>>63334662
stop making them so early you autistic nigger faggot
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>>63335334
Tavares
Parayko
Andersen
Klingberg
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>>63335432
>mcdavid
>calder
already had his career ending injury, sorry m8
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>>63335449
What are you going to do about fag?
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>>63335019
>mfw someone apostrophizes the first person version of a word in an attempt to make it third person
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>>63335334
Benn
Domi
Price
Subban
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>>63335444
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>>63335432
>vezina: anything other than Andersen

why even come into the thread with shit like that?
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>>63335485
find you and kill you
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>>63335514
I'd like to see you try, bud
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>>63335545
>iphone
I dont want to get arrested for beating up a minor I'll just kill your parents
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>>63335426

>bettman trying to gift them more cups now that they are shit
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>>63335569
That's right you dun' want non of this
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Actually unironically considering buying NHL 16. Someone talk me out of it pls
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>>63335432
>Calder
>Mcglassbones
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>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
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>>63335612
Take a peek over in the EA forums.
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>>63335612
>Actually unironically considering buying NHL 16
>spending $80 on a beta unfinished game
>mfw
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>>63335658
Stick to divegrass beaner
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http://en.akinator.com/
Pretty fun time waster. Managed to guess most of the players I was thinking of. Had know idea who Poojarvi was. Proof he's irrelevant.
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who would win

LW) Johnny Gaudreau
C) Patrick Kane
RW) Phil Kessel
D) Dustin Byfuglien
D) Erik Karlsson
G) Jimmy Howard

vs

LW) Anze Kopitar
C) Jonathan Toews
RW) Patrice Bergeron
D) Drew Doughty
D) Zdeno Chara
G) Carey Price
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>20 points in 3 games
Unstoppable duo t b h
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3V3 OT HAWKS VS BLUES GET IN HERE

>>63335747

>>63335747

>>63335747

>>63335747
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>>63335402
better career GAA than Carey Price tb.h
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>>63335720
>Had know idea who Poojarvi was
>Had know
BEANER USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE
BEANER USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE
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>>63335754
dem skinny ankles
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>>63335754
holy fuck Hall has twigs for legs. why are more and more young players skipping leg day?
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>chiraq
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>it was 5-2

THE CITY OF SHITCAGO
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>>63335426
>you
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>it was 5-2
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How long til Mcmeme blasts himself now that he doesn't have hockey to take his mind off the fact that he lives in Edmonton?
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>>63335426

>the city of you
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>>63335334
>ART ROSS:Seguin
>CALDER: Domi
>VEZINA: Rinne
>NORRIS: Weber
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>Babcock: ‘The net’s too small for the size of the goalies. Period’
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2015/11/04/babcock-the-nets-too-small-for-the-size-of-the-goalies-period/
That's code for: WE CAN'T FUCKING SCORE
Who else thinks Babs is hating himself for leaving the Wings?
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thank mr tarsinko
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>>63336059
That whole argument is ridiculous, just enforce the rules and call more penalties. That will have the twofold result of increasing scoring initially and forcing players to make fewer moves that clog up the game, allowing for more scoring the in the long run
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>it was 5-2
fuck me. this game crushed my soul
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>>63336115
This. The number of games that finish with no penalties is absurd.
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>>63336160
It's good to see that a rapist alcoholic thug with a receding hairline being on your team has no effect on your wellbeing
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>>63336199
fuck off binland
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>>63336164
Also the number of penalties that go uncalled is crazy, especially obstruction and stick infraction shit, if they actually called that stuff like the rulebook says they should boom, more penalties and more scoring and players learn not to do it which improves the flow of the game and makes more scoring. Making the net bigger is ridiculous
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Based Tarasenko
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>>63335726
>Zdeno vs. Phil
Phil wouldn't play tbqh

or he'd get murdered on ice

Bets on team with Carey Price. Rest of the team is hit or miss.
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>>63336217
He's right tho
Hawks are a trash organization
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>>63336217
>supporting a literal rapist
>it was 5-2
wew
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>>63335754
>unstoppable duo
>team literally won't make the playoffs
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>>63335754
Cringeworthy af t b h
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Is this guy the worst commentator in the league?
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>>63336443
I CAN believe it
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>>63336443
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>>63336280
>using the meme'd edition
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Will his reputation ever recover?
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>>63336443
>>63336469
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>look for duck vs panther game thread
>realize i am the only panther fan
>ducks also have no fans
what should my new team be friends? i like having people to chat with in game threads that actually get created
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>>63336459
>gord miller makes the call of the decade
>I CAN BELIEVE IT

I couldn't stop laughing when I found out that he was american. The way he cheers for Team Canada, such a kek
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>>63336505
I appreciate the question
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>>63336522
Stick with them, I like the cats tbqh
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soon
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>>63336522
vancouver prolly has the most fans on here desu
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>>63336527
Just listen to this a million times. It's like ear bleach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kghBi1w-c3E&feature=youtu.be
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>>63336529
Will you stop drinking alcohol?
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>>63336614
TAVARES' MAGICAL PLAY
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>>63336657
>mfw i'm also an alcoholic but at least i don't rape people
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>>63336566
Dates? I'm 2 lazy 2 google
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St. Louis Rams fan here, looking to get into hockey for the first time. Looks like I'm going with the Blues. Looking to catch up and fully enjoy the sport ASAP. I'm not used to watching a league with multiple games a week on any given day, though. How do you guys manage to keep up with your teams and know how they play from game to game? I just got the app on my phone, but I'm not sure where to go from there.
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>>63336708
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>>63336776
>asking when the wjhc is
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>SHITCAGO
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>>63336781
>get the app
>look at the dates
>watch games
>kill yourself because you live in missouri and need to be spoonfed
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>>63336776
>American "hockey fans"
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What's the GOAT Team Canada play call?

1) "Henderson made a wild stab for it and fell. Here's another shot. Right in front. They score! Henderson has scored for Canada!"

2) "Canada trying to hang on, they've got a break. It's going to be a break. It's Joe Sakic....scores! Jooooe Sakic scores. And that makes it 5-2 Canada. Surely that's gotta be it".

3) "Tavares pulls it out. Tavares backhand towards the goal. Loose puck Eberle scores! Tie game! Can you believe it!"

4) "He's on the ice with Iginla. Iginla, Crosby scores! Sidney Crosby! The golden goal! And Canada has once in a lifetime Olympic gold."
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>tfw best team in hockey
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>>63336839

>already told you I'm doing the first three

Sounds like what needs to be spoonfed here is some Hooked on Phonics to your illiterate ass

Thanks for playing, though
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>>63336885
Also, if you're Canadian and don't have all of these burned into your brain you need to hand in your passport ASAP.
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>>63336905
So what else do you want?
Stick to your handegg, nigger
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>>63336905
>>63336781
Fuck off faggot
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Based bantlels
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>>63336885
>canakeks will never have a call this GOAT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88
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>>63336781
Just jump in with both feet and figure things out as you go. As long as you get the basics of the game you'll figure it out from watching pretty quick. Google anything that you don't understand.
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>>63337016
>tfw greatest hockey game in history
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>sportsnet saying that there isn't anything that could be changed to prevent McDavid's injury

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63337139
>no one is allowed to touch our magical bust
I hate the flylels as much as the next guy but fuck off
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>he thinks the jets ARENT elite
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>>63336708
whatcha drinking? I have arrogant bastard ale tonight
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>>63337187
Some of these Victory beers from a 24 mix pack I got at Costco, pretty good but a little too hoppy imo
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>>63337182
>change icing so forwards don't run defencemen into the end boards
>continue to let defencemen run forwards into the end boards

If you are beat, you are beat. Don't reach out and grab a guy that is past you. That's already a penalty in the rule book and should be properly called. The change would be making the refs actually call it.
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>>63336894
Still 3 points behind le Club de hockey Canadien, mon ami noir
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>Kimi, you do know there's only four seasons, right?
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Has there ever been an American Captain more successful than Brown? TYBDB
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>>63337187
>>63337235
>drinking six beers is considered heavy drinking in America
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>>63337235
>victory
neat I'm a pongs fag in philly. I'm assuming youre not so its pretty good for them theyre selling in costcos farther away
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>>63337284
Who said anything about six pekka, go back to the sauna
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>>63337266
>kimi you do know that the canucks haven't won the cup in 40 seasons, right?
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>>63337284
well they are pints and over 7% I just drink a bunch during the week so I dont die and then go liquor on the weekends
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>>63337297
Americans
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>mfw Mcmeme comes back only to get Bertuzzi'd and is forced into early retirement
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>>63337293
Yeah I'm in New York, I'd never had them before so I picked them up out of interest because I'd heard they were pretty good. I'm not a huge fan of the Golden Monkey, but all the others are pretty good. A bit too hoppy for my taste as I said, but pretty good.
>rags
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>>63336894
>Lost to the Laffs
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>>63337183
jets are literally the most elite Canadian club right now, the hasbs are easy coast babbies
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>2-7-2
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>>63337332
Do you not know what a case of beer is? Has it been that long since you've been to Estonia?
>finnish heritage disease
>finnish goaltending
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>>63337273
He is literally elite and faggots around here are just meming.
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>>63337183
>muh team full of goons
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>>63337016
>tfw thats exactly how i'll feel the moment based trump wins the election over dirty commy sanders

i do believe in miracles
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>>63337477
>doesnt like hits in hockey
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>>63337477
Get a team that doesn't have a roster full of shrimpy pusswads that get knocked down by a feather's touch.
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>that's not a penalty shot

Quality NHL refereeing
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>>63337579
he must be watching too much MLS these days
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>>63336885
I've always thought the Joe Sakic call was weir because "joe" sounds like Jyoe

The Crosby Goal is probably the best desu
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>>63337273
>>63337470

>duthtin brown
>good

Top jej samefaggot
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>>63337479

>implying either of those people will be the nominee for their parties.

Babbys first election?
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>>63337477
>Jets
>Goons

tbqhfkys
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>>63337740
>Implying Trump wont be the nominee
>Implying Sanders won't run independent
>Implying the Dem vote won't be split
>Implying Trump won't be elected
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>>63337898
If he's still in it by Convention the Republican establishment will rig the fuck out of the system to nominate Romney or something.
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>>63337736
Ain't the same person but you definitely mad
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>>63337928
heb boosh
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>>63337898

Sander's has already said he's not going to run third-party if he doesn't win the nominatin.
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>leave Bettman to me
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Listen up shitheads because I only want to say this once:

The Montreal Canadiens are the absolute best team in hockey, in any league, NHL, KHL, you name it. They are playing as one; each player can count on his linemate to be exactly where they anticipate and they are moving fluidly as a unit.

Simply put beating the Habs comes down to puck luck and capitalizing on scoring chances (though the Canadiens are top 5 in GA/GP) because a full strength Montreal team is just stronger and faster and better equipped than the opposition.
This isn't some home ice advantage gimmick ala 5th line, though Montreal does have very boisterous fans and a famed crowd, and it isn't because they are on a lucky streak.

This is when a coach and GM have assembled the pieces required to fit the scheme designed and it working as intended. This is when the cogs are all turning and the wheel is spinning. The watch face is ticking because each little intricate piece is doing exactly what it needs to do.

My question to you is a simple one at first but a difficult one when thought about:

Who can beat the Canadiens?
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>>63338792
Vancouver, Edmonton, and Ottawa.
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HEY CONNOR
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>>63338911
who are real jews in the NH:L
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Connor McDavid
>>
3v3 is meme as fuck but Andersen just made some nice saves
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Leon "The Skating Auschwitz" Draisaitl
Leon "Dachau of Da Show" Draisaitl
Leon "Warsaw Warrior" Draisaitl
Leon "Bunker Buster" Draisaitl
Leon "Shower Power" Draisaitl
Leon "The Final Solution" Draisaitl
>>
REEEEEEEEE
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>>63339094
Leon "Treblinka Train" Draisaitl
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>>63339246
calm down
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>>63339094
Arbeit Macht Freisaitl
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>>63338711
>leave Calder to me
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>>63338711
>>63339094
Leon "Weimar Warrior" Draisaitl
Leon "Führers Fury" Draisaitl
Leon "Bavarian Beast" Draisaitl
Leon "Austrian Avenger" Draisaitl
Leon "Lebensraum Lieutenant" Draisaitl
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ducks win :^)

we rebound now. stanley cup here we come
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>.938 SV%
>3-7 this season

It's alright Lu you're trying your best playing for a shit team
>>
>>63339493
Leon "Anschluss Obliterator" Draisaitl
>>
>>63339447
>Pulju is a nigger

At least you got that right.
>>
>>63339498
lets not get ahead of ourselves ducksbro, got a long way to go and a lot of players to get back and things to fix up

were it not for freddie playing out of his mind, probably would only have 1 win right now
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>>63339536
Leon "The numbers just don't add up" Draisaitl
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>>63338952
underrated post tbℎ
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>>63339605
ur mums lover is a nigger
>>
>go to Oilersnation
>see this
Kek
>>
>>63339743

Nah, she's a good white woman, not some mongoloid
>>
>3-7-2
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>>63339796
>living in a lie
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>>63339818
Don't you have some coats to hand out my Fennoswede chum?
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>>63339818
Are you implying that you aren't the result of hundreds of years of inbreeding? I heard there was even a disease called after it.
>>
>>63339493
Leon "Vengeance from Vienna" Draisaitl
Leon "Terminator of Tannenberg Line" Draisaitl
Leon "Zyklon B on ice" Draisaitl
Leon "Rommel's pommel" Draisaitl
Leon "Wolfsschanze wonderkid" Draisaitl
Leon "Got a gripe with the Reich?" Draisaitl
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>Dusthin brown gettin bodied by chillruns
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>>63339880
>Got a grip with the Reich?
>>
>>63339880
>Leon "Goebbels' Guy" Draisaitl
>Leon "SS Sniper" Draisaitl
>Leon "Blitzkreig Bully" Draisaitl
>Leon "Goose Stepping" Draisaitl
>Leon "Panzer Power Play" Draisaitl
>Leon "Free Luftwaffles for Everyone" Draisaitl
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>>63339880
>>63339493
>>63339094
lmao
>>
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK THIS TEAM AND ALL THAT INHABIT IT GOD FUCKING FUCK SHIT PISS NIGGER MANBUTTER ON MY CHEST.

KILLING MEMEDAVID WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE SEASON FOR ME SO FAR FOR REAL

THIS TEAM CAN'T GET MY DOG HARD FOR SHIT WHAT THE FUCK LOSING 5 GAMES REALLY?KILL #YOURSELF #NOW

>muh muh prospects are so good wait a year

FUCK.NO.FAGGOT.I'M NOT GOING ANOTHER YEAR WITH NO PHILLY TEAMS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS.FLYERS ARE THE ONLY CHANCE AND RIGHT NOW.RIGHT FUCKING NOW THEY'RE BLOWING IGUANA DICK.

GO DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SHIT BRANDON MANNING
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>>63340084
fuck the flyers
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>>63339609
Freddie made some crazy saves tonight, now we just need some regularity on offense. It's still a guessing game of which player or which line will actually get the scoring going. There really is yet to be a combo that has found decent chemistry.

At least Ducks outshot the other team tonight, that's a good sign.
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>>63339533
>lu do u feel any responsibility for the loss?
>>
>flyers:80% attendance
welp, kill me fellas I'm fucking done.The one thing fans could be proud of when the team is shitty, is gone.Philly fans are getting soft
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>it was 5-2
>>
>Cawks
>>
/meatandpotatoes/
>>
>People apologizing for Lu

Tim Thomas is literally a better goalie. Shaking My Head, /hoc/
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>>63340831
tfw no meat and potatoes eating gf
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>>63340894
Damn, anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48
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>>63340927
she is so high test I bet she has to use a rag on a stick to clean her whole ass
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>>63340894
I would suck a fart out of mal malloys ass desu
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>>63340938
>rags
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>>63340960
from fat asses back to hockey discussion in 3 posts I love /hoc/
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>>63340970
Strangely attractive whatever she's doing.
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>>63340986
>maried a 6'2 190 pound powerful ogre wife
>tfw no petite spinner gf
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>>63340986
It's not really hard, though she keeps her balance pretty well. I remember doing the same thing as a kid.
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>>63340995
Question is, does she have a petite spinner husband?


>>63341012
I know. The point had to do with the attractiveness of it, probably due to the hip movements.
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>>63341029
Eh. I think it's just the short shorts and exposed thighs. She could do just about anything and I'd prolly say pic related.
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Reminder that McDavid will win the Calder anyways
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>>63341058
Yeah, that helps a lot.
>>
>>63336273
I don't like some of the stick on stick slashing calls, but I agree obstruction/interference is not consistently called.
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>>63335486
>apostrophizes
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/hoc/ ded
>>
>>63335230
3 cups disagrees with you.
>>
>>63335334
Seguin
Ehlers or Domi
Lundqvist or Price
Pietrangelo or Weber
>>
Wake up /hoc/
>>
>NHL teams letting the Pens go on 20 game winning streak

When will the incompetence end?
>>
>>6334265
let me sleep
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>>63342851
>>
>only winning against the laffs by two goals

counts as a loss desu
>>
>McDavid out
>Coilers finish last again
>Draft poopjarvi
>ruin him like they did everyone else
>every Finn on earth kills themselves
>/hoc/ is nice again
>>
>>63342914
That's the dream, anon
>>
>KANE NOT BEING PROSECUTED
>>
Does anyone see a situation where >laffs don't finish last?
>>
>>63342953
>blow jackets
>>
>"Blackhawk's Patrick Kane will not be prosecuted on rape case, Erie County DA Frank Sedita announced Thursday"

o im laffin
>>
>>63342986
>superstar athlete
>not charged
I'm shocked
>>
>>63342914
what if they become new Kurri/Gretsky with mcdavid? what then!? that would be the worst.
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>>63342986
Can't detain the Kane
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK THIS TEAM AND ALL THAT INHABIT IT GOD FUCKING FUCK SHIT PISS NIGGER MANBUTTER ON MY CHEST.

KILLING MEMEDAVID WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE SEASON FOR ME SO FAR FOR REAL

THIS TEAM CAN'T GET MY DOG HARD FOR SHIT WHAT THE FUCK LOSING 5 GAMES REALLY?KILL #YOURSELF #NOW

>muh muh prospects are so good wait a year

FUCK.NO.FAGGOT.I'M NOT GOING ANOTHER YEAR WITH NO PHILLY TEAMS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS.FLYERS ARE THE ONLY CHANCE AND RIGHT NOW.RIGHT FUCKING NOW THEY'RE BLOWING IGUANA DICK.

GO DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SHIT BRANDON MANNING
>>
>>63343216
hi there, everything all right?
>>
>>63343204
Oh fugg xDDD
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>>63343216
You already posted that, fuck off
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>>63343216
>floyers
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>>63343204
Collar McBroken
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>>63339787
Kek

The meme just doesn't end
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>>
GET THE FUCK IN HER!!!

>>63343349
>>63343349
>>63343349
>>
>>63343365
>her
Who, your mom?
>>
>>63343440
The girl Kane didn't rape.
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Will the blackhawks 2peat this year?
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>>63335334
>>63335444
>>63335432

too bad Zyklon-Lee played more than 25 games last year or he'd be a shoe-in
>>
>>63343501
I wish he wasn't on the oilers

how did bennett drop to 4th anyway?
>>
Euro hockey tour, Finland vs. Russia


Stream: http://areena.yle.fi/1-3122402 (finnish proxy needed)
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Kane is still a rapist tbqh
He can't keep getting away with it
>>
>>63343644
http://matchtv.ru/
Scroll down (a little), in the player window choose Eвpoхoккeй тyp Финляндия Poccия (the other sign is Euroleague Rubin- Liverpool).
Then click HD.
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>>63343737
does this say it's geolocked?
>>
Watching highlights from the past two days; man the Avs announcers are brutal. Might be the worst outside of the Blue Jackets crew.
>>
>>63343928
it is known

https://youtu.be/1pEOSi7Xx_o
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>>63343701
CANT THROW PATTY IN THE PADDY
>>
>>63343815
>the content isn't blocked for your country.
Fucking matchtv :((((((
Sorry, Hans. I hate this shit too.
>>
>Penguins prospect Derrick Pouliot has been cited for public drunkenness.

>Pouliot was cited by Wilkes-Barre City police early Sunday morning, according to a police report. Officers arrived at a dispute between Pouliot and a taxi driver at 1:10 a.m. and found the 21-year-old defenseman to be intoxicated, police said. Pouliot was taken to the police station and issued a non-traffic citation. He was released to a sober adult, according to the report.

so he was drunk and got in a fight with a cabbie? pouliot confirmed for next kane/giroux star player
>>
>>63343992
>public drunkenness
wait you can't be drunk in public? wtf
>>
>yfw Sabres will win tonight

ayyyyyyyy
>>
>>63344003
you cant be visibly drunk and cause a disturbance. he was in a fight with a cabbie and the cops came up. it was halloween night so the cops were probably just being extra dickheads. its just a citation
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>>63343992
>dispute between Pouliot and a taxi driver

emulate the best desu
>>
>>63343992
Not even a fight, it was just a dispute while drunk. You'd be drinking heavily too if you lived in Wilkes-Barre.
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>>63343992
>can't be drunk in public
Sweet nanny state you've got there m8

Also
>21-year-old defenseman
>released to a sober adult
lel
>>
>>63344013
They will not
>>
>>63344034
yeah if you don't have a sober adult to get you out they leave you in until the morning when youre sober
>>
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r8 my bet

pls no bully
>>
>>63344034
Go suck another black cock Somaleden
>>
>>63344072
You fucking addict
>>
>>63344034
>thinking America is anywhere close to police state
Go back to thanking the Syrian man in the next room there fucking your daughter
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>>63344052
Here you're either set free or get to stay until the morning. Just thought it sounded a little funny, but I guess it's quite logical.

>>63344086
>>63344111
Why are yanks so shit at handling bants?
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i wonder how bad the bruins will be against holtby tonight
>>
>>63343815
'yes'
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>>63344128
Finland is now better than Sweden
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>Hawks get BTFO
>Kane gets BTFO
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>>63344198
>>
Hey Swede anon, who are the top Swedish prospects we should watch for?
>>
So after last night's game, is it safe to say the Hawks will miss the playoffs this year?
>>
>>63344386
>it was 5-2
>>
How dynamic would a Gretzky-Bure duo be?
>>
>tfw quincy and green back soon

Also, I'm your pretend smuk until he gets back. No anal
>>
>>63344393

Imagine thinking blowing a 3 point lead and then losing in overtime (all on home ice) is something an elite team would do
>>
>>63344386
I could see them snagging a wildcard at best.

The cup window is closed.
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>>63344386
>it was 5-2
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>>63344415
Go make some memes then fuk_ponek
>>
>>63344429
see
>>63344417
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>>63344417
>point
>>
>>63344434
IPHONE POSTERS ARE THE FUCKING WORST.
>>
>>63344128
>get BTFO
>b-b-bants!
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>>63344507
>>
>>63344533
Post dog please
>>
>>63344533
Get the fuck out of my /hoc/
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>>63344548
>>
>>63344415
>fuk_ponek
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>>63344554
>>
>>63344415
>tfw quincey and green back soon
Okay.
>tfw Pavel "I'll carry these poor fuckers to the playoffs for exactly two more years and then I'm done" Datsyuk gets back this month
hype.exe
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>>63344586
>>
>>63344554
>>63344586
>>63344615
>image.jpg
>image.jpg
>image.jpg

I like you anon
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>>63344671
>>
KANE WILL NOT BE CHARGED WOTH RAPE

ITS ALL OGRE

CANT DETAIN THE KANE

NO MORE RAPE JOKES
>>
>>63344349
We're not having a good year, so I don't really know t b h. Maybe Alexander Nylander or Rasmus Asplund.

>>63344519
>retort to the same insult as always
>btfo
Pick one my friend.

>american bants
Just kill me
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>>63344688
Nice rapist dubs
>>
>>63343216
you seriously copy pasted what I posted?

Stop.
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>tfw tavares is cleared to play against montreal
>>
>>63344696
>swedumb
>>
Hey guys maybe the flyers will win today?

>manning is playing

Well, fuck.Maybe next time.
>>
>>63344688
Apperently that won't stop st.louis from raping his team though
>>
Why is it that 6'7 Myers is a better skater than Tavares? Did Tavares not go to his summer skating classes like everyone else?
>>
>>63344752
Don't you have some kegs to lift?
>>
>>63344753
That's new at least. Good for you.
>>
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Will his reputation ever recover?
>>
tfw no gf
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Why do the flyers like bullying lecavalier
>>
>>63344814
binland when's the last time you even saw another living person
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>>63344814
iktf
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>>63344826
just a few days ago... i guess...
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>>63344792
ya got me there senpai
>>
>>63344867
Go to the bar my friend
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>>63344949
too expensive
it's cheaper to just buy pic
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>>63344979
>binland always brags about drinking
>drinks 4.5% beer
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>>63344994
>drinking beer to get drunk
>>
Finns, what's the del with Kaj Kunnas?
He's a Fennoswede who runs Swedish pbp for Finlands games.
Why is he so fucking hostile against Swedes?
He's a fucking Swede himself.
I saw him slap a dude in the face when he was a guest in our studio.
Also he seems a bit weird overall.
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>says here that you're not a Blackhawks fan

> sorry were not hiring at the moment
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>>63345012

fennoswedes are not swedes jamal
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>>63345012
yeah he's bit weird
nobody really likes him but he just keeps doing his shit, he is like finnish McGuire
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>>63345044
is that how companies in chiraq get out of hiring niggers?
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>>63344942
Giddy go home
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>>63345054
>implying

Finland was built by Fennoswedes(Swedish people).
Finns would be making huts out of human feces without Sweden.
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>>63345086
Pretty much, it's the perfect cover
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>>63345096
this is our land now
what you gonna do 'bout it sven?
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>bitch lied about where it happened
>there was no penetration

at least get your story right you gold digging whore
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>>63345096
That is not what they teach Pekka in mongol school though.

They literally go "we used to be kingz and queenz and shiiiet, then the white man came to keep a brother down"
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>>63345132
Who is the Canada/US in the Binland Sweden conflict? Put this in terms more relatable for the North Americans
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>>63345166
read a book you retard
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>>63345157
>these highheels
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>>63345191
>reading
What are we, cavemen?
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>>63345132
Nothing, your economy is already crashing due to Swedes no longer being in charge of Finland.
Pretty soon your government will be asking to form a monetary union, because the Euro fucked your economy.
You ever wondered why we didn't join Euro?
It's because our Kingdom is thousands of years old and we know global politics.
You should have just follow our lead like you used to do. That's why you even peaked as a first world country.
Finland historically is a battleground and no modern society would even exist there had we not built it there.
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>>63345157
are you really gonna stop posting pictures like that? youre just begging for the webms of the fag swede kids on that tv show
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>>63345229
teach me more master
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>>63345229

top kek. everything worth a shit was built here under russian rule
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>>63345234
Why would I care about 2 literal fuckbois?

Let them get their asses rammed when they turn legal if they want.

>Meanwhile in Finland
>Grown men do this
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blackhawks organization clearly paid some ppl off
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>Meanwhile in Sweden
>Grown men do this
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>>63345138
>Amerikeg shaming someone for being raped
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>>63345269
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>>63345289
nobody cared the first time you posted it either
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>>63345268
Åbo, Helsingfors, Tammerfors, Uleåborg, Vyborg, Tårneo literally the only Finnish towns worth a damn historically and present. All built by Sweden.
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>>63345367
>But muh Russian statue
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Sweden is the only openly gay country on Earth, and loves being gay for black dick.
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>>63345342
which hockey player is tht
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>>63345342
a swede would have a webm of a naked nigger gettinghis butthole fingered on his computer
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>>63345390
Subban
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>>63345390
Basketball player

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Davis_(basketball)
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>>63345342
>actually having this saved on your hard drive
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>>63345268
>under Russian rule

You like to be under foreign rule huh?
Sweden forged what is now your country.
We were all ruled by the same king.
Don't you honestly wish we could be one country desu.
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>>63344821
he is a piece of shit just like the rest of the team but he is being a piece of shit thats more expensive than other pieces of shit while being even shitter
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>>63345405
Not my fault your athletes are gay as fuck
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>>63344808
He's a rippist so no.
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Norge is best Nordic country, why are you still argue?
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>>63345331
>literally being such a waste of life that you screenshot an anonymous post on a message board
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>>63345513
is it somehow difficult to scroll up and call you a faggot for posting the same thing twice?
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hi sweden, we love you
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>>63345447

nah ever since we got out of your greedy fingers things have been improving. joining sweden now would be a massive downgrade
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>>63345506
Norway is also a Swedish invention.
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>>63345600
Sweden is a social construct
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>>63345425
>>63345600
http://www.africaresource.com/rasta/articles/the-ancient-celts-and-vikings-were-black-people-by-dr-clyde-winters/

watch out lads theyre trying to say vikings were black now. you guys are so fucked
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>>63345615
It's not tho.
You don't even know what socialism means senpai.
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>>63345600
>>
who /hockey/ here?
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>>63345636
apparently you dont know what a social construct is
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>>63345636
>implying my post had anything to do with socialism
Can't tell if trolling or just autistic
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>>63345665
not for like 5 more hours norge. is the four nations cup on now?
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>>63345698
Finland just beat Russia 2-1
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>>63345534
>doing it again
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>>63344548
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>>63345713
poor russia cant let their dykes play
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>>63345698
THe one in Finlan, yes
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>>63345635
It would explain all the rape
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHLVgWnVjZ8
for all the non Canadians so they can finally learn how to play hockey
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>>63345753
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHsoEAAMZU

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Hi where is discussion about binland
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KANE A GOOD BOY

HE DINDU NUTHIN
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>>63345855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
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Kopitar Lives Matter

Suspend Reaves
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>smuk_anok has not posted in 2 months
JUST SMUK MY SHIT UP
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>>63345934
Good
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>>63345855
Bost benis
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>>63345934
>/hoc/ has missed out on 2 months of top shelf memes
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>mfw Fuk_Ponek has not posted since 1980
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rate this meme i just made
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>>63345934
you know what else started 2 months ago? training camp
smuk_anon confirmed for NHL player
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>>63346108
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Going to to sleep for a few hours and get up for the flames game lads
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>>63346109
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>>63346108
isn't meme plagiarism a capital offense in Finland?
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>>63346145
tfw work and can't watch games outside the weekend
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>>63346175
i'm behind 609 proxies you'll never catch me
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>>63346179
Im working too but if I sleep soon and get up for the game I'll be fine. I can just pretend Im busy at work all day and steal a nap
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>>63345787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsz0WLvJqTU
and here's one for all the Leaf fans out there
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>>63346334
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>>63346145
>fLAMES
Don't bother Nigel
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>>63346471
i thought canada was white
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>>63346471
It must suck to be the one Sikh who can't grow a decent beard
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>>63346547
>cousins of chinks
>white
lel you did what?
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>>63345425
basketball players like to do homo stuff in their locker room huh.... sign me up! hhaha
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