OFFICIAL ST. LOUIS BLUES @ CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS GAMETHREAD

First for
>bloos

>10 minutes to gametime
>no one for miles

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>tfw I have a three hour class at 7:30

Oh crap are we stuck with Pierre tonight?

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>>63331749
>3 hour classes that start that late
5pm should be the cutoff time for classes like that.

>>63331826

Thanks for ruining my night Doc. FUCK!

Legit question: Does Chicago even have a shot at this with so many people out? I mean STL looked like shit against the Kings but still....

sup lads. hoping for a good game familia

teuvo

>>63331873

The only two people out are Keith and Hossa. Other than that its not that many.

They'll be fine

And of course my captcha is pizza.

>>63331873
Depends what speed Q will set the blender tonight.

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>>63331749

Just bring your tv and beer to class. When they complain tell those ungrateful sons of bitches you cook- er fought for their freedom. If they persist, call them communists and or terrorist supporters.

What "rivalry" is happening tonight?

>>63331940
The most one sided rivalry in history Tbh famm.

They are really trying to play up the Seabrook hit

>muh cancer

>>63331940
Thin crust pizza vs Deep Dish

>>63331940
The forced kind.

Cancer kids are always depressing because you know most of them aren't going to make it.

>>63331940
Cubs vs Cardinals

>>63331982
Same with people with cirrhosis of the liver, but they don't get any special treatment.


Fuckers.

this is surprisingly cute

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>>63331982
>that adorable loli is gonna die

If I was like 6 and already had fucking cancer I'd just die

No point destroying my life with treatments that are invasive and horrible even for people with something to live for

>>63332006
>Same with people with cirrhosis of the liver, but they don't get any special treatment.

We knew the risks....

>>63332034
I didn't choose alcoholism, Alcoholism chose me.

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>>63332006
My neighbor died not too long ago because of that.

>>63332034
>implying
DARE only covered crack and heroin. How was I to know a fifth of tequila every night is unhealthy? Bloody stools. Psh, I thought I had hemorrhoids.

>>63332049

You chose to be a Blackhawk fan so you kind of did choose it

>still no hoss

Fuuuuuug

lol Blues

You cunts would be blue with literally zero (0) (o) cups.

>Book 'em Dano

DANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol blues

1 - 0 (zer0)

SCAAAAR

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DANOLITION MAN!

BOOK EM DANO!

>da boos

Someone want to explain to me why bickell was sent down for some nobody from the blow Jackets?

OH SHIT SCAAAAAAAAAR

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OF FUCKING COURSE

Guess it'll be one of those games.

Fuck off Tumbles

WHY DO THE BLACKHAWKS DO THIS

EVERY
SINGLE
GAME

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It's gonna be one of THOSE games.

>>63331827

The teacher is a District Attorney out here in Rockford and this is the only time they class is available.

>>63331915

A thermous is a way to hide beer, right?

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Every time

FUCK YEAH PENALTY SHOT TIME

>>63332184
>A thermous is a way to hide beer, right?

Yeah, but you'd be better off with vodka in that case.

>Penalty shot

This game already

I was too busy being mad at the failed breakaway I didn't even realise it was a penalty shot.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SHAW

FUCK YEAH SHAAAAAQ

>>63332205

My body won't even let me swallow vodka or FourLoko after a three month stationing in Florida.

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SHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>it's gonna be one of those nights

this gonna be good

What the fuck is this game I'm sitting in Class and using this thread as my update. I should open up the box score.

What the fuck.

>>63332233
Peppermint schnapps then.

>>63332252

Why did I even show up to class today, fucking game is barely started and I'm missing gold.

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TIVO

SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

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TUEVO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>63332252
mmmmmmm, sweet sweet schnapps

Teuvotyme

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>Wild West Shootout

it's ogre boys

>>63332280

School was a mistake.

They're putting allen in now.

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>four minutes in
>goalie change

TIVO TIME!!!

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3 in 7 baby

>>63332312

Jesus sweet fuck I hate my life.

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>Goalie change

>>63332286

That's what I had in mind.
Used to drink that all the time when i worked overnights.

The goalie trick.

>>63332314
>six minutes in*

>Cubs BTFO the Cardinals
>Hawks BTFO Blues
St. Louis hasn't been this BTFO since the reversing of the Chicago River

HAHAHAHAHAHA TINY TACO! Take a seat Elliot

>>63332334

I'd tell you it's ok, it's only a game but.....

It's not. Shit's awesome.

Elliot's back in for some reason.

>>63331956
To be honest all chi/stl rivalry is one sided.


Cub have more wins vs the cards

GUYS I NEED AN UPDATE WHATS GOING ON

>>63332394

I hate you and I hate my life and I hate my school. Maybe I'll get out early today like we usually do.

Goalie made a save.

>>63332365
Top lel

I know when I think Patrick Kane, I think "classy"

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>>63332415

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Oh wait, you're missing the game.

>Backes and Kane giving their sticks away knowing they'll just get them back soon

Whoa there Emrick, that wasn't very nice.

>>63332479
kek

>>63332446
I think he is a Real Awesome Person Extraordinaire.

This is the best NBC forced rivarly desu senpai

>>63332286

that was my shit in college

gets you drunk yet your breath is still fresh for the ladies

>>63332496
Yeah all those ladies

Are all the board ads purple because of cancer?

Blues Blackhawks "rivalry" is as fake as the Bears Packers "rivalry" and neither has been a real rivalry in years.

PENALTYS FOR EVERYBODY!

>>63332488
Subtle.

>>63332518
They're normal color, you should take a color blindness test bruh

>>63332521
But it's Rivalry Night (TM). What are you saying? That Rivalry Night (TM) is forcing things that aren't actual rivalries?!? Because that would be crazy

>>63332521

>fake as the Bears Packers "rivalry" and neither has been a real rivalry in years.

3/10 will get someone

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>mfw the real rivalry won't happen until March
Fucking hell NHL.

>>63332586
Looks like it got you, faggot

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>>63332598
fuk u

>>63332617
I know exactly what that gun is.

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>The Kid Line

>Pierre still hasn't been hit with a stray puck

>>63332617
sauce?

Google gives me a may-may.

>>63332639
Czechov's?

Sled hockey looks pretty fun tbqh

>>63332667
If he has a S&W x frame, then yeah.

Thanks Tumbles

Crawshittt

nice interference

Welp

FUCK

OFF

TUMBLES!

Mirin dem brows

So Chicago fans which team did you reform from when old man wirtz died

SEABROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This fuckin game

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SEABS!

BISCUIT

GOALLLLLLLLLL

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SEAAAAAABS

>>63332790

Wolves.

>>63332790
Wolves

>lelliot

make the move Hitch

>>63332790
Wolves

>>63332790

I was a Chicago fan when Dollar Bill finally died. As soon as I heard I celebrated the old fuck's death in a WalMart parking lot

ALSO SCAR!

SEABS!!!!

THIS FUCKING PERIOD

>being such a salty bitch that you push toews into the net

Time for Biscuit to paste Backes again imo

>>63332828
Why u do this ;_;

>>63332790
I never left the hawks but i briefly adopted the canes while i was in NC with the army.

>>63332857
Better to have loved and lost anon.

Allen's going out. Again.

>>63332828
RIP

>another goalie switch

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>blues mad

>>63332828
>Breadman

>>63332853
>Backes wonders why people head hunt him

>>63332828
wut

Someone should install a revolving door at the goalie end of the bench for the blues

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its a murderrrr

Ahahahahahahaha bloos

Just stop this already

A POWER PLAY GOAL ON THE FIRST SHOT?!

WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK?!

Welp! Here we go! You're team just sucks, it's not your goalie.

ABSOLUTELY
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
L
O
W
N

T
H
E

F
U
C
K

O
U
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>Bloos
>Bloos
>Bloos
>Bloos
>Bloos

Oh fuggg :D
This game though

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THERAPIST!

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This fucking game

>Touching nothing but the back of the net
>Deflected

>5 goals
>still 1st period

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

RAPE RAPE RAPE

HOW DO YOU FUCKING MISS THAT

Lol almost another

>destroyed by habs
>destroyed by Kings
>destroyed by Blackhawks
>destroyed by Rangers

Blues confirmed for getting booted out of the playoffs after the 1st round again.

Goddammit Hartmann. You had one job.

>>63332930
Too much momentum. I guess they really wanted it a bit too much.

GOD DAMN IT HARTMAN YOU FAT FUCK!

done broke the goal post

fuckin bloodbath

>>63332942
>implying the Jest are ded
>implying Preds fans are made of hicks
Do rednecks even watch hockey?

>>63332966
blood for the blood god

>>63332975
SKULLS FOR THE SKULLS THRONE

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Kane is really "raping" the competition if you know what I mean

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>that was only the first period

I know this is above average from what we should expect, but it's still without fucking Hoss' and Duncan. Goddamn.

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"Hey Kaner, all allegations of rape have been dropped."
>lets play some hockey

>>63333005
More like Kane's forcefully jamming his literal penis into NHL's figurative vagina

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>>63333043

obamaposting time?

>>63332975
>>63332992

Soon Rundblad, soon.

Didn't the Blues trade literally everything for competent defensemen? How do you give up one two three four fiiiiif in a period?

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>>63333073

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>>63333073
>>63333043

Where were you when the saviour of hokkei McMeme was kill?

when did obama posting become a thing?

>>63333093
>no Ryan Miller in net


>>63333138
It's not.

>>63333138
2008 nigga

>>63333138
Since Kane was innocent.

Also how bout that Gliniewicz shit today? Anyone see this shit coming? How crazy is this?

>>63333165
one last fuck you to the police force

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I almost fooled em

>>63333160
keep forgetting chicago is the reason why obama is president

>>63333165
what did he get a presidential pardon or some shit? would be based af if he did

>>63333165
It's awesome desu I can't wait to rember how crazy it was in 5 years

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>yfw you found out she was no longer cooperating

>>63333165
GI JOE WAS A GOOD BOY. HE DINDU NUTHIN

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>>63333165

>innocent

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>>63333213

>Working late
>tune to the game on the radio

What the hell is going on? Has the goalie been shitting the bed, or are these legit goals?

>>63333245
Prove me wrong

>>63333196
Trestman? Is that you?

>>63333262
well it was two different goalies. They scored on both of them

>>63333262
WHO CARES NIGGA SHITS GOIN HAM

>>63333262

Legit goals. Also its two goalies shitting the bed and an 8 second power play before a goal to boot. Its fucking weird

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>>63333272

>kane sodomizes a taxi driver
>thinks its a stretch that he raped a poor helpless girl

>>63333262
Chicago had two breakways and a PS, then Elliot shit the bed, THEN Allen immediately let in a goal.

It's been real

>>63333262
Yes.

>rivalry

What do you think they meant by that?

>>63333196
kek

>>63333280
Niiiiice

>>63333284
Fuck yeah. Bout fucking time they scored some goals.

>>63333272
Half of Jupiter is made of your mom's stanky pussy juice. PROVE ME WRONG

>>63333295
Was one a penalty shot? Don't see PS pop up in the feed very often

>>63333262
The bloos legit suck, and will once again crash and burn in the first round. what a tweest

>>63333262
Kane raped the goalie

He gave that goalie PTSD. Pretty Thick and Strong Dick.

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kane raped a girl

>>63333319
Yeah shaq netted a penalty shot

>>63333319

Yup. Fucking Shaw got it too

>>63333319
Jupiter is made of gas, not juice you fucking moron and besides, my mums pj smells wonderful.

>>63333343
she needed therapist

>>63333337
BOOM SHAKA LAKA

>>63333333

I kek'd

>>63333400
you dont know that

>>63333400
>not thinking pussy juice could turn to a gas
>assuming Jupiter doesn't smell wonderful

Shit argument

How many blues fans are there actually? Are they big in STL?

>>63333505
They're skinny from all the meth

>>63333505
only on free meth night at the arena

BLOOS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
15-2 FINAL SCORE
PROVE ME WRONG

>>63333505
I live in Columbia MO and see a few people with Blues shirts on every now and then

>>63333505
If I had to guess in terms of relevance:

Cards>Religion>Rams>Meth>Blues

>KANE PICKING HIS NOSE

GOAT

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CRAWSHIT

CRAWSHITCRAWSHITCRAWSHITCRAWSHITCRAWSHIT
CRAWSHITCRAWSHIT
V
CRAWSHIT
CRAWSHITCRAWSHIT
V
VCRAWSHITCRAWSHITCRAWSHIT
VCRAWSHITCRAWSHITCRAWSHITCRAWSHIT

>tumbles

Crawshit my god you absolute shitter

>>63333505
Friends went to a game in St. Louis last year, they said it was almost more Hawks fans than Blews fans, even though they were doing great. Kind of sad.

>>63333527
crawshit just did

Somebody shoot Tumbles. Fucker is gonna blow this fucking game

GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT
TUMBLES

>>63333527
Crawford just let one in.

Good try though.

>>63333505

I live and go to school right outside Chicago, and many of the people here who are from southern Illinois are big Blues fans. It's always been explained to me that after you get about halfway down the state from Chicago, it becomes more St. Louis (Blues & Cardinals) fans than Chicago fans.

Stop fucking up my fantasy Crawshite

Tumbles pls

>>63333567
It's too bad Nashville tries to keep us out. It's nicer than st louis and the tickets were cheaper

>>63333611
Minnesota's stadium is fucking awesome and closer than Nashville? I think. Probably about the same distance. Try going up there.

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>>63333577
Bullets cost money.

Just get Uncle Benis to do it whenever the blackhawks play the rangers again.

>>63333622
But it's cold there

>>63333624
Last year it was Rise Against. This year it will be Nickleback. Screenshot this

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post yfw chicago loses by one goal tonight

>>63333660
>nickleback
Eh i'd believe it

>>63333647
True, but if you take the right way, you can spend half the drive along the Mississippi and it's pretty.

>>63333611
yeah it is closer. 390 to 485 from my house. I'll have to look into that. Hit the indian casinos on the way back home.

>>63333527
15-3
PROVE ME WRONG

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>>63333683

>>63333660
>not lucky boys confusion

>>63333686
Gotta have a few brews when seeing the Good Ol' Canadian Boys rocking out!

>>63333707
Quality contender

>>63333611
>the city of Nashville
Y'ALL A HALF-EMPTY ARENA IS FINE 'SLONG AS THEM THAR BLACKHAWKS FANS AIN'T GITTIN IN

>>63333753
It wasn't as much blocking tickets as if you were out of zone, you had to buy a package of 3 games. It was more like "Let's rape those toothbrush using, anti-incest fuckers for 3 games instead of 1!"

>>63333798
Holy shit that's fucking gay

>>63333798
Pls don't demonize incest

>>63333753
It's a nice stadium too. Right on the strip. You can leave the game and hit the bars. It's pretty fucking nice desu

>>63333820
Sorry, forgot there's Blues fans here (maybe)

>dat whiff

Damn that was a good setup

>Drop the puck you idiot

lel

>DROP THE PUCK IDIOT

Love it

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>Drop the puck you idiot

>YOU FUCKING IDIOT

fuckin lol

Nice translating boys

DROP THE PUCK YOU IDIOT

>The Chilean miners get their own movie

How many burgers does Hitchcock eat daily

>>63333966
Best part is I bet they don't get a dime of it, either.

>>63333966
>everyone speaks English in it

Fuckin hollywood

>drop the puck you idiot!
Can that one fan replace shithead doc emrick to do the calls?

>>63333992
Would you go watch a subtitled movie about miners that you already know the ending?

>>63334011
I'm not watching it either way, it looks bad

Doc said "helter skelter"

>drink

>>63334011
I watch old anime all the time and know the endings

>>63334031
>Hey there's guys in that hole
>Let's drill a hole to get them out
>>40 days later
>Hole big enough to get them out

Really don't see how you make a movie out of that.

Can you imagine this game with Pat and Eddie calling it?

>Drunken giggling by the midway point of the 1st period
>No one's name is pronounced correctly
>Pat's so gone by the end of the first he can't go on

>>63334071
A lot of cheesy scenes of worried family and news reporters buzzing around

>>63334078
>Pat's so gone by the end of the first he can't go on
Impossible.

>>63333968
Looks like an even fatter Newt Gingrich

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Is Benn an elite captain?

Does anyone know if there's going to be special jerseys for the stadium series this year? tryin2cop

>>63334071
Survival drama, people fighting over limited supplies and banding together, etc.

>>63334078
>>Pat's so gone by the end of the first he can't go on
Not even Binnys has that much liquor in stock

>>63334090
This. Benny's doesn't have enough liquor to take out the Great Pat Foley

>>63334078
>I love you man

>>63334124
>>63334125

HIVE
I
V
E

>>63334078
I don't think it's possible for Pat to have "had enough"

>>63334125
autocorrect got me. I guess it doesn't like Binny's with an I

>>63334125
>Bennys
I see you've already visited Binnys this evening

>>63334124
>>63334125
Dat hivemind

>>63334116
All the commercials I've seen, they haven't even shown the guys in the pit I don't think. It's all going to be surface drama, worried families, etc.

>>63334111
There will be some, don't think they've been revealed. Hopefully they're better than the last ones

oh shit tumbles

COME ON CRAWFORD

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>>63333683

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

ITS HAPPENING

Fuck this gameee>>63334170

Crawshit is about to throw this game away, holy shit

God fucking damn it Crow

Goddammit.

GOD DAMN IT TUMBLES I AM GONNA FUCKING KNEECAP YOU YA DUMB FUCK!

I'm at the game wearing my Blues jersey. I just got slashed! Knives were planted in my seat and they ripped my ass open, spilling out my dildo cool-ection and ramming those dildos hard up my ass and killing me! Why did I do!

>>63334078
I dunno that is a lot of booze.
Wild assistant coach Sydor just returned to the team after getting a DUI blowing a .30 he was driving his son to hockey. Some people can drink a LOT.

>crawsh4t

How much they paying him again?

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YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.

tits habbening

>Darling

>>63334165
I don't go to Binny's. I have a Sal's 2 blocks from me

So what was it
>>63333333

>olczyk literally predicted this
>get the next one
>get a PP
>score on that and you're in it

>>63334210
When you were typing out this post, did you think it was creative and funny? What kind of reaction did you think you were going to get?

Serious question. I'd like to know.

>>63334187
he had bouwmeester on his fantasy team

>>63333992
hurrr lets make a movie in a foreign language so we instantly cut the people that want to watch the movie to 1/10 what it would be if it was english

>cr4wford

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Pretty dank game here lads.

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>this game

>tfw both goalies in the game have allowed 4 goals
>it's 5-4

>>63334244
Uncultured pleb pls go

>>63334167
They showed them plenty in a trailer I saw a while ago, made it seem like they were the primary focus.

>Chat with the homeland

Confirmed spy

>>63334266

I think he meant both starting goalies

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>either of these teams
>winning a cup in 2016

DARLING NOW

>Tumble5

>>63334244
>not realizing that most movies only see profit when subtitling to chinese

American market doesn't matter anymore

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When do they put Belfour in goal?

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hahahahahhahahaahhahahaha

CRAWSHIT

hahahahahhahahaahhahahaha

CRAWSHIT

hahahahahhahahaahhahahaha

CRAWSHIT

hahahahahhahahaahhahahaha

CRAWSHIT

hahahahahhahahaahhahahaha

CRAWSHIT
hahahahahhahahaahhahahaha

CRAWSHIT

>Darling already

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>Tie Game

>>63334011
Why would you use a tripcode on an anonymous Korean cartoon board

>2-5 start of the 2nd
>5-5 end of the 2nd

SOILED IT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

........................mother fucker.............

That was a pretty good shot, but Crow could have easily fucking had that.

Fucking Christ Tumbles!

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I'M DONE
I AM SO FUCKING DONE

WHAT THE FUCK.

That's it. I'm gonna fucking murder Tumbles. I'm gonna fucking murder that fat cunt

haba haba haba

jesus fuck crawford senpai enough desu

S T A I R S
T
A
I
R
S

>hawks
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have spent too many words being mad at crawshit over the years to even care at this point.

>>63334305
Belfour Binny's commercial when?

>>63334011
>why would you watch a movie about ww2 when you already know the ending
>why w ould you watch a movie about titanic when you already know the ending

cause i don't know them miners feels when they were deep in that hole senpai

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>>63333683

Are you a wizard?

>shitkekgo

>>63334322
Don't murder him, he's good in the post season. We need him for that.

Crawford shits the bed more often than Bishop

Maybe I'm glad I went to class...

>>63334359
The D just bails his ass out more often, I don't think he really improves

>>63334359
hawks fans more delusional about their system baby than kongs and theirs

>>63334382
>missing a wild west shootout
Okay.

Just to add to the shitfest one of my neighbors is burning leaves and I can't breathe. I thought that shit was illegal

>>63334409
I love that smell desu

>>63334409

Why not just burn grass instead?

IF YA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

>>63334393
I'm a Hawks fan and I find myself wishing we would just replace Crow on a regular basis

>>63334440
With what?

>>63334409
Depends where you live.

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>>63334367
Thanks for reminding me.

>>63334382
But then you couldn't enjoy ALL THIS ANGER.

>>63334409
close your fucking window nancy

>>63334447

At this point a cardboard box would do a better job

>>63334440
Crow pisses me off too, but he really has been spectacular in the postseason.
The D normally bails him out during the regular season, but I don't have much faith in any of the other tendies we could get once the postseason starts.

>>63334447
That's the problem. Same shit with Cutler.

>>63334440

Such a lust for a new goaltender.

WHOOOOOOO?

>>63334447
Someone more consistent, I think Crow is way to streaky, he'll play a couple really good games than he'll just start shitting on everything

>>63334447
a tipped over trash can

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>>63334447
any day senpai

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>mfw the announcers have nothing to talk about because the hawks are shitting the bed

>>63334470
Thanks babe I had no idea what to do but you saved me :^)

>>63334504

That is pretty apparent, but there really isn't much wiggle room out there for trading goalies and new contracts.