/NFL/ General, Future Goats edition

PEYTON MANNING IS THE BEST QB ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First 4 pats

>Teddysaur, Carrmander, and Squortles

Viking are going to win the superbowl

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>>63316041
will peyton manning live long enough to see his team go one and done this january?

>>63316081
>implying Carr hasn't already evolved into Carrmeleon while the other two are still in their beginning form

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he Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea,
With a rollicking song, he sweeps along,
Swaggering boisterously.

His face is weather beaten.
He wears a hooded sash,
With a silver hat about his head,
And a bristling black mustache.

He growls as he storms the country,
A villain big and bold.
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake,
As he robs them of their gold.

The Autumn Wind is a raider,
Pillaging just for fun.
He'll knock you 'round and upside down,
And laugh when he's conquered and won.

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>I believe that Tom Brady is a better qb than Peyton Manning and that the deflate and spygate rings should still count because they couldn't prove it in a court of law

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>>63316049


Dude he's not even in Beckham league.

>>63316099
>Implying Squortles won't evolve by the end of the season

>>63316097
yes, he will retire with two rings thanks to the Broncos ELITE defense. Cap this

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>Peyton Manning is simply too old to lead his team

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Reporting

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>I don't appreciate the elite and cool sounding playcalls of based Peyton Manning

>>63316099
>implying you can evolve with no playoffs

>>63316118
I give him early next season at the earliest. The Warbortle will have to wait.

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>>63316081

>vikings fans talking about elite qbs

>Nigwater

No

>>63316081
>his team doesn't have a Gyaropados that learned dragonbreath

Kek

>>63316130
>pointy boots
>beheadings
>mexican guy with fat white redhead

Try again

>>63316130
Who is the pole hole?

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>>63316112
>>63316049

>mfw shitlords argue who the 3rd best 2nd year receiver is

Quick while sneak isn't here post your favorite Pokemon ( post Gen III fags gtfo )

Gengar.

>>63316142
>20 Games
>20 TD
>17 INT

Sure is average in here.

>>63316149
>Garafarig
>being a gyrados
No

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>>63316112
>doesn't also have ton of all purpose yards

Sorry Landry is a team player, and doesn't punch people like a little babu

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>>63316041
You forgot one

Sneak's Official Post Week 8 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™

1. Patriots
2. Broncos (+2)
3. Bengals (-1)
4. Panthers (+1)
5. Cardinals (+2)
6. Packers (-3)
7. Falcons (-1)
8. Vikings (+1)
9. Rams (+3)
10. Seahawks (+3)
11. Raiders (+3)
12. Jets (-4)
13. Saints (+5)
14. Giants (-4)
15. Redskins
16. Eagles
17. Steelers (-6)
18. Chiefs (+4)
19. Dolphins (-2)
20. Colts (-1)
21. Bills
22. Ravens (+4)
23. Chargers (-3)
24. Cowboys (-1)
25. Texans (+2)
26. Bucs (+6)
27. Bears (+1)
28. Browns (-4)
29. 49ers (-4)
30. Jaguars (-1)
31. Lions (-1)
32. Titans (-1)

>>63316173

Brandon Weedle.

>>63316173
Venomoth is the GOAT

>>63316173
DEOXYS

>>63316170
ONCE MOOOORRRRRRRRE THE SHITH SHALL RUUULE THE GALLLAXXXXYYYYY

>>63316173
Blaziken

>>63316173
Shit opinion

Greninja

>>63316173
Typhlosion or Dragonite.
>no missingno.

>>63316174
Teddy is a winner, sure is feeling above .700 in minnesota.

>>63316199

I wonder if he is now Brandon Kakuna, and is about to become Brandon Beedrill.

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It matters that you're professional in the way you talk to reporters.

It matters that you give credit to others — coaches, teammates, mentors.

It matters that you don't give up in a bad game and keep fighting, no matter the odds.

It matters that you take time to write notes to fans and sign autographs — even after crushing defeats.

It matters that you know the difference between being embarrassed by your team's performance and just not being the best team on the field that day.

And it matters that you meticulously prepare to play the game ... and encourage everyone around you to do the same.

I doubt you take stock in what those analysts say about your legacy (no doubt a trait your father has bestowed upon you and your brothers), but I want you to know that this neckbeard with two monitors (who already recognize you're different from the others) believes your legacy has never been stronger.

And I'm confident thousands of others agree with me.

The world is cheering for you PeyPey.

We love you.

>"People" honestly believe teddy has what it takes to even be average
>yfw he will likely be out of the nfl before he even accomplishes that

Luck hype is dead but he will rebound as a fairly good qb once he gets on a non retarded team

>>63316174
>average
for a 3rd string


>>63316173
I liked flareon when I was a kid

to bad it suck ;_;

>>63316231
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>63316137
He clearly has.

>>63316226
Literally the last bastion defense of a meme QB.

>l-look at the team;s record
>t-that was him baka senpai hara kiri

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>>63316231
Yfw Raidurrs spank old man pey pey

>>63316173
Alakazam

>>63316130
>implying Texas women look like that
>>63316007
I'll take our chances.
Philly since they last met: 3-2, outscoring opponents 126-91(average outcome 25-18), and a +5 TO differential despite Bradford.
Dallas since they last met: 0-5, outscored 135-86 (average outcome 27-17), and -6 TO differential.

Need I remind you the last time they played in Jerry World? Or how about the last 5 times they played in Dallas?
Eagles are 4-1 in Dallas and the only loss came in a disastrous 2012 season (which was only 38-33). Combined scores of Eagles: 140, Cowboys: 104, average score of 28-21, PHI.

Your guys can't get it done at home against the Iggles. Not in half a decade, and definitely not this year.

>>63316173
Beedrill.

>>63316185
Are you well :(

>>63316178
No u

>>63316225
Dragonite a shit.

>>63316270
agreed senpai kek desu

>>63316225
My nigga, I'm literally playing Crystal right now and I have them in my party.

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>>63316146
say that too my face fucker and not online and see what happens

>>63316231

Does he write letters to guys he got hurt by hanging passes over the middle?

>>63316174
bustwater

>>63316087
That's not the Saints

>>63316173
Gyrados easily

Also can someone post Brees' 7 td webm

>>63316185
*shit

>>63316173
I have favorites from all the regions, but Metagross is that nigga

>>63316173
Scyther

>inb4 edge

>>63316173
In my first playthrough Blastoise wrecked the entire E4+Gary with struggle and a few hyper potions, so he'll always have a place in my heart. My favorite other than him is probably Articuno, ice seemed kind of OP in gen1.

>>63316236
I still have the Eevee doll Nintendo gave me :3

>>63316267
Underrated

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>>63316231
>>63316252
I wonder who is behind these posts?

>implying there are 2 Canadian bronco fans when 2 months ago no Canadians where bronco fans

>>63316173

Electrode

If you prefer dark chocolate over milk chocolate than you don't know shit about football.

>>63316313
Moltres is best bird

>>63316295
Tedkip
Bridgetomp
Swampwater

>>63316259
ok mr. anime, you think I implied a lot more than I said.
Whole team is good, he's a great team player, therefore we are winning because of him.

>>63316081
>Teddysaur,Bridgesaur,Dindusaur
>Carrmander, Carrmeleon, Carrizard
>Squortles, Bortortle, Bortoise

I can dig it

>>63316173
Ampharos

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>>63316041
>"al davis was so angry when the 49ers selected kaepernick in the second round that he threw his glass across the room in frustration"

hate al davis all you want but he clearly had an eye for talent

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>>63316336
>they are winning because of him
>averages 7 points a fucking game

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>>63316328
> supposed NFL 'pro analysts' who prefer boiled>Grilled Chicken think they know shit about QB analysis

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>>63316345
>Krappershit

>>63316328
best post this thread

>>63316329
>BASED BORTLTRES

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>>63316345
>Colon Poopoo Penis

>>63316231
we love you Peypey

>>63316363
>>63316328
no, because it's wrong.
one word
>Vick

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>>63316301
Please take a seat

Tell us again how you aren't breaking the law?

>>63316329
>four times weakness to pebbles
>best bird

Smh it's all about Zapdos desu senpai

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thoughts on this man?

>>63316390
Muh trapdos

What pokemanz is Brady?

>>63316329
Noctowl is best bird.

>>63316345
Did that adhesive strip ever fall off his head

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>>63316399
I respect the raiders and their fans but this man...
Why does he cut his hair like that?

>>63316399
Obvious inbred is Obvious

>>63316407
Missingno, because he's the epitome of abusing bugs and cheating.

>>63316313
Articuno's Blizzard was the most powerful attack in the game
>>63316390
>Caring about sneaky pebbles in Gen 1-3
>>63316409
Based Pidgeot

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>>63316409
fun fact: most people think al davis wore those band aids to cover the open sores all over his body, but in reality he was just being trendy

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>>63316407
Mega Rayquaza, it's in its own tier.

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>>63316301
>505 Yds and 7 td's
>More Td's 1/3 the yards, Shitwater has had all season in one (1) game

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>>63316416

>>63316407
Mewtwo
>created by an illicit/shady organization after attempting to clone Drew

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Bengals are da bomb

>>63316399
Looks like a fucking weirdo but I like that he's making the Raiders relevant again.

>>63316416
it's like steve jobs wearing shitty jeans and a pair of new balances, when you're rich as fuck anything you do is baller

>>63316452
>Buffalo
>Defense

I wouldn't count my chuckins yet senpai

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>>63316444
>mfw teddy regardless gets into playoffs and every Vikings fan rejoices

KEEP YOUR FUCKING /VP/ BULLSHIT OUTTA MY NFL YOU FUCKING VIRGINS, GOD I HATE YOU FUCKING MILLENNIAL BITCHES

>>63316433
I was referring to just being weak to Rock, but yeah, Incognito Minerals cripples the shit out of it

I quit it all about a year ago. Kinda miss the mind tricks of battling tbqh

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I just realized Drew Brees threw for more TD passes in one game

>than Teddy Bridgewater did all last season

>>63316279
Yeee I'm feeling good my team advanced onto provincials

>>63316469
>on 4chan
>not a millennial

anon you're the outlier here

>>63316345
>all that Swag in Oakland

Senpai, thats too much

>>63316387
Hey could you make a "start up the van, Jeff" with irrelevants kiddy diddle statements.

>>63316433
Gen 1 had a lot of fun stuff.

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>>63316469
Guys I missed out on the whole Pokemon craze because I was out banging hewers back then. But now I've settled down but I have no idea where to start?

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Lmao @ people saying Cum Newton is an MVP candidate

>>63316173
celebi desu
>>63316329
a r t i c u n o
>>63316478
at the rate he's going eli and brees will have outgained his entire season in that game

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>>63316416
he's insane, but it's the kind of insane that doesn't affect the team because reggie runs everything

>>63316518
to be fair the only people saying that are the jewish keks at ESPN

everyone knows the real candidates are brady, carr, and dalton

>>63316491
My favorite was the one time I actually started as Bulbasaur and taught it Leech Seed and Toxic. I found out the fun way that they run the same damage calculator, so Toxic doubles Leech Seed damage/recovery, and Leech Seed doubles the poison damage.

>>63316537
and even then everyone knows that Brady will win it

>>63315852
To anything think that Carr doesn't learn, look at this video. This was the week after he fucked up his thumb trying to stiff arm a blood thirsty nigger.

He learned from that and the moment he say he was going to be run down, he just stepped out of bounds as opposed to try and do something to get extra yards.

>>63316478
Why do people use this reaction gif? It shows Stephen A Smith laughing his ass off at Skip's prediction that ultimately turned out to be 100% correct

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>>63316534
Yeah I've just been really busy as of late with a lot of stuff
>>63316537
>Carr

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>>63316173

based Raichu. The squirtle/wartortle/blastoise series is my close second favorite.

>>63316537
>Carr

>>63316597
Goddamn!

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>>63316585
I didn't believe it either but the dudes not fuckin around

...and I just want to remind you he plays for the fuckin raiders

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>>63316607

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>>63316491
We have every single one of Irrelevants posts here in our chatlogs. Seems he has been very busy between the hours of 1 and 5 in the morning chatting on DiddlerDump dot com

>>63316173
Charizard

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Because why not

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Guys I'm looking to broaden my horizons, what is the comfiest board on 4chan?

>>63316653
/k/

>>63316649
brady is more of a mewtwo
>>63316653
/d/

>>63316041
Carr will be the best of the three but Bortles will be the only one who wins an Owl first

Bridgewater won't even be in the league two years from now

>>63316653
/jp/

>>63316673
Squortles won't win an owl.

>>63316668
You could fish on the statues too.
>>63316653
/sp/ or /ck/

>>63316673
Raiders are much closer to an Owl than Jags. They might even make the playoffs this year

>>63316653
/u/

>>63316669
Mewtwo isn't in a league of its own though

>>63316525
Basically this when it comes to personal, Mark Davis still has the final say, but he's going to defer to people who know what the fuck their doing. And since Reggie has been hitting all the right notes, there's no reason to fuck with it.

>>63316673
>jaguars winning an owl

thanks m8, I needed a good laff

>>63316575
Skip is usually right t b h. Only butthurt memelords cry about it when he roasts their teams.

>>63316705
>They might even make the playoffs this year
To be perfectly fair, so might the Jags.

The AFCS is abysmal.

>>63316416
He travels over 500 miles to get it cut like that. He has a "special" barber.

http://deadspin.com/mark-davis-travels-500-fucking-miles-to-look-like-that-1734022886

>>63316180
According to you, Abdullah is better than Antonio Brown and DeAndre Hopkins

Shut the fuck up

Rate my Crystal team /sp/

Typhlosion
Rhydon
Jolteon
Tyranitar
Noctowl
Kingler

>>63316712
gen 1 mewtwo was the definition of in a league by itself tho
idk how good mega rayquaza is but if you're battling in gen 1, and one team has mewtwo and the other doesn't, the mewtwo team wins
>>63316735
travis benjamin is duh best receiver in da leeg

>>63316729
Alright, you got me there. But Raiders might make it because they're actually decent, not because they're the least awful in a dumpster fire division

>>63316416
JUST

>>63316765
WIN

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>>63316668
Please Irrelevant take a seat right over there

Did you say, "My Waifu is the cleanest, best pleasure and you want to blank her in her tiny blank while riding a suitcase on wheels with whipcream on your blank"?

Please Irrelevant, Memeotia isn't going to win this sunday and help you out of this mess.

>>63316747
r9k has the most depressing threads on 4chan. 10 minutes of browsing r9k and I already wanna kill myself.

>>63316747
>he doesn't DVR First Take so he can behold the magic that is Skip Bayless completely annihilating SAS on a daily basis.

First Take is the only sports show worth watching. ATH and PTI took a great dip in quality.

No one will read this because the thread moving too fast but I used to masturebate while grabbing my own ass cheek and feeling it up to simulate a milf pornstars ass then ejaculate on the back of my hand to simulate their forehead and giving them a facial.

>>63316630
Wut
>>63316717
Woke up, went to work, organized some stuff for the team
That's basically it, it was an easy day

>>63316780
how many of these irrelevant memes do you have lol

>>63316812
post bussy

I'm kinda afraid to go on /r9k/ because I feel like I'll end up on some kind of watchlist

>>63316836

Fucking normies man.

REEEEEEEEEE

>>63316836
Literally worst experience of my life. Days of browsing. All my grades plummeted in school. Lost gf of 4 years due to depression. Those people will change the way you think and make you hate everything in the world.

>>63316851
>implying they aren't right in many respects

>>63316864
Its true that they are right about a lot of things, but they look at everything bad. Nothing positive ever comes out of r9k and who likes a negative Nancy?

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>Chip takes the 2014's best north/south runner and makes him run east/west
>people don't understand why he is now trash
Also
>yfw people thought Randle would be the future of the Cowboys

>>63316903

Its all misdirection.

Chip is a le magician.

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>>63316081
>W-what about me,guys

>>63316870
I've gotten used to being unhappy
At least tommy touchdowns will win MVP

>>63316903
DID THAT IMAGE CHANGE, DID MCCOY NOT HAVE HIS HANDS ON KELLY'S SHIRT COLLAR?!

reminder that the Houston Texans are winning the AFC South with a 6-10 record

>>63316185
He is Dratini, slow grow but will become a good Pokemon later

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>>63316653
/his/ has comfy potential
/int/ sometimes
I wanna say /k/ because it's my homeboard but it's not that comfy most of the time

Who was your first shiny /sp/? I hatched a pink Dratini

>>63316903
He booted away 2 starting guards, no shit Murray has to run on the sides instead of power running trough the middle

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>>63316935
i dun goofed. I thought it was Murray and i was to lazy to preview the image

>>63316979
Murray's plays are designed stretch and outside run plays. He doesn't run east/west by his own choosing.

>>63316965
Haven't been to /his/ yet, but you just know it's going to turn into /pol/2.0

>>63316653
/vr/ hands down. Everyone complains about the video game boards here but /vr/ has a small amount of posters but not too small, comfy as fuck pinball art threads and lots of cool gems that can all be found through roms. Great board

>>63316941
he traded mccoy because the dude was overpaid, if you don't believe me look at his stats in rex ryans run happy offense

that being said chip kelly is an idiot, and he's just now realizing his gimicky offense that worked so well in college does not fly in the NFL. it forces his mediocre defense to be on the field waaaay to long, and oh yea badford is still bad

>>63316982
whoever designed that throwing arm should be shot

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Has he been exposed?

>>63316173
kangaskahn

straight electabuzz is a close second

>>63316653
/an/
if you're a filthy degenerate weeb then /c/

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R8 my secondary

>>63317012
nah m8, he's still an elite GM

>>63317021
Aren't you a bit old to post here, granpa?

>>63317030
I'm 19 bro

>>63317021
>Patrick Peterson

into the trash it goes

>>63317027
If only he knew how to draft WRs

>>63316173
Pidgeot

just went to /x/ just because and saw this and it made me laugh

>>>/x/16929769
>>>/x/16929769
>>>/x/16929769

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ME BORTALS
ME TOCHDON

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Luk

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>>63315541

>>63317042
Torrey Smith was good, but yeah I agree. Hopefully Perriman works out.

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>>63316998
I'd like to think that any /pol/ baiting will subside and /his/ will turn into a cozy place. Right now it doesn't look bad at all.
>>63317031
If you're not sexually aroused by firearms like I am I suppose it could get boring. Getting sick of all the hypothetical threads that are popping up more often there. EMT/soccermom/innawoods threads are fun though.

>>63316976
I caught a blue Electrode in the Gameboy game

>>63317031
Sex gives me nothing anymore
It's like tying my shoes
Life is just boring
>>63316653
/ck/

>>63317027
lmfao

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>>63317021
>Joe "other than TDs allowed i'm good, right?" Haden
>Earl "manlet LOB baby" Thomas
>maymay Bama baby
>Patrick "muh athletics" Peterson
gr8 b8

>>63317058
are you being sarcastic? I know kiko alonso is always hurt but he is a damn good middle linebacker when healthy, and karlos williams has been way better thus far than leshitty mccoy

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>>63317085
>Mayo
>having sex

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someone say best Pokemon bird?

>>63316170
>based Polack 1-2 punch of the Kowski twins

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>Tfw Logan Ryan turned out to be gud af (like mayo said)
I'm always right it's not even fair at this point

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>>63317087
I hear they're gonna start calling Jameis Winston, General Sherman because he's so good at BTFO of Atlanta

>>63316818
Probably a shit ton, I'm every new anon's favorite dream

These newfolk are in denial still about Brees not being the G.O.A.T. and that 16 year olds are inherently sexier than any other age

>>63317153
Or I could inject my cock into your fucking nose you degenerate bastard

>>63317144
Oh snap

>>63317144
Oh yeah, he and his 177 yards really set the town on fire.

>the falcons haven't punted the ball since the 1st quarter of week 6
>yet had 6/6 fumbles lost
fucking crazy

>>63317188
Most 14 year olds aren't fully developed, by 16 they're fully grown and still unblemished by any aging. It's like the prime, that's why it's biologically proven to be the ideal time to mate with a female

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R8 my offense

WRs : Fitzgerald, Boldin, Djax, Megatron, T.O.
TE : Vernon Davis, Jimmy Graham

QB : Brees
RB : Rookie Shaun Alexander

Tackles : Rookie Scherf, Rookie Lewan

MARIOTA IS LEGIT

>>63317190
Remember, you're a nigger, you are the most degenerate no matter what

>>63317211
I'm excited to see what he'll do with Mularkey

Not saying Mularkey will make the Titans win, he'll just make Mariota look good I think

>>63317206
>McFuckingKillYourself.jpg

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>>63317155
>>63317203
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

>>63316173
Lapras, you damn pleb.

>Ice beam errything all day

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Not sure who's worse between Irrelevant and TDK.

>both retarded
>both have autism tempers
>both homers on a level that even I'm ashamed of
>both do not understand how statistics work
>both fans of literally who teams
>except one is a pedophile
>and the other is a furry

My vote still leans TDK, but Irrelevant is almost there.

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>>63317214
Snort my cum ;)
>>63317219
>M-Mariota is a bigger faster stronger Aaron Rodgers
>T-The Titans will win the AFC South
>T-Tom Brady will be suspended
How many Ls do you plan to take amigo?

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>>63316173
Hitmonchan & Hitmonlee the GOATs

>>63317251
You do know the falcons are literally THE literally who team?

>>63317260
Mariota will be, he's a rookie with a shit coach

And how the Titans stand they can still win this big ball of shit we call the AFC South

Tom Brady should be suspended as well, but the NFL is a bunch of shills

YOUR QB IS A CHEATER AND HE'S BAD. DINK AND DUNKING CHECKDOWNS IS NOT ELITE

>>63317203

>Stealing little girls futures and peoples foosball teams.

YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME!!

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>>63317284
>this entire post

>>63317284
>DINK AND DUNKING CHECKDOWNS IS NOT ELITE
Brady has a higher ypa than Rodgers and Brees and lower yac as a percentage of total yards

>>63317275
>Caring about the metagame
>Pre-Gen IV

If we're discussing Gen III and earlier, then of course I'm going to pick my favorite in terms of look and typing. I didn't care about stats and all that noise until much, much later. It really didn't matter much in Gen I especially, and Lapras had high enough HP to absorb almost any hit in the game. It was my original bro :^)

I can't even say I like Hydreigon anymore, because fairies fucked it up...

>>63317269
http://www.theharrispoll.com/sports/Americas-Favorite-Football-Team-2015.html

>Falcons the 12th most popular team after going 6-10
>Ravens the 21st most popular team after making the playoffs
oh I'm laffin

>>63317336
Yeah because he checksdown wide open receivers like Gronk who grabs like 10 yards and getting covered by safeties because teams the Pats play have garbage secondaries except the Jets

>>63317323
I want you to kill me

>>63317367
>checks down wide open receivers who grab like 10 yards
>yet has lower yac
do you know what YAC even means lmao
also the bills have a top secondary too

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What anime series are you guys watching this week? Just got done with B Gata H Kei it was hilarious

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Entire Defense

S : Rod Woodson, Earl Thomas
CB : Revis, Aeneas Williams
LB : Justin Houston, Brian Urlacher, Bobby Wagner, Julius Peppers

DL : Watt, Quinn, Aaron Donald, Charles Mann

>>63317417
Yeah I know yards after catch

Do you see half the throws he throws to Gronk

Gronk blocks because Brady can't throw the ball on the money to Amendola or Edelman so Gronk or Lewis breaks off 10 or so yards and he nails them for easy TDs

literally every game

>>63317367
If its that simple why doesnt everyone else do it?

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Is chicken parm the most beloved/popular NFL player of all time?

>>63317437
Been watching Kaiji and thinking of watching Memories

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>>63317437
>anime

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>mfw week 16 Steelers Ravens game will be moved from primetime

>>63317481
>comic boooks

>>63317454
>Brady can't throw the ball on the money to Amendola or Edelman
is that why they have nearly half his touchdowns and a third of his yardage? good 2 know
>>63317437
i need something new desu i'm bored af

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>>63317493
>comic book

it's a graphic novel you weeb

>>63316173
Dugtrio
Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig

>>63317454

>Brady averages 9.2 yards per catch IN THE AIR on throws to gronk.
Compare this to
>antonio brown 9.6,
>ODB 8.5
>julio jones 8.7

So much for being a checkdown baby huh idiot

>>63317456
No HoF tier TEs who can both block and then run a route so well

>>63317499
Except his top two receivers are a TE and a RB

If this was Alex Smith we'd all be saying >checkdown babby

Sorry but it's true Brady is over rated as fuck and Bellichick and Gronk are the real core of the Pats franchise at this point

The only time Brady has had MVP level years is when he had MVP level talent to siphon their labors into his fruits like with Moss and that stacked ass line in 07

Get over it pats babies everyone knows your team is so overhyped

>>63317486
Won't happen man. Bal/Pitt is still the best rivalry in the NFL

>>63317475
Marino wasn't that popular.

Peyton Manning has a huge following of Peyton Manning fans. Once he left the Colts, they were one of the least popular NFL teams and they still are. The Broncos were like middle of the pack in popularity every year in polls, and with Peyton they've never been out of the top 5.

My dad says "now there's a guy I'd like to have a beer with."

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Who /cheekibreeki/ here?

>>63317521
>>63317486
>mfw this gif lagged me out of Draft champions when i had Herm, Gurley, Cooper, and Luck
>mfw i now have Stafford, Jeffery, and Green
>mfw another pic would lag me out so i have no face

>>63317515
designated reads in which they're being covered the entire time vs Gronk blocking and running a route with no one covering him


Sorry but Gronkowski is probably the most deadly offensive player in the NFL right now. The simple fact that on any given down he can defend his QB well enough then break off for a 9 yard pick ups is ridiculous

>>63317519
his second best receiver is literally a receiver who's second in the league in TDs you mouthbreather
>The only time Brady has had MVP level years is when he had MVP level talent to siphon their labors into his fruits like with Moss and that stacked ass line in 07
so what happened in 2010 when y'know, he won it unanimously without moss? was the return of deion branch the spark he needed? or in 2013 when he received a vote despite dragging literal dogshit to the AFCCG?
>>63317522
people see him on tv and think "he must be just like you and i" cuz of his dopey accent

>>63316329
Kek gyarados has flying, you amateur

>>63317563
hahaha you literally watched that td against the jets in some highlight package and think thats what happens every play

stats have proven you wrong. its over, unless you think every catch gronk makes is a result of no one covering him jesus christ

>>63317519
>if this were Alex smith

The patriots wouldn't be 7-0 fem

>>63317571
Umm he did awful 2013, Belichick's coaching attests to the Pats greatness more than brady. Seriously 2013 Brady had like an 85 rating and was mediocre as fuck at all times.

>>63317571
His top two receivers are a RB and a TE, explain that shit on how he's not a checkdown baby

Sure he can find a touchdown because everybody on the offense is pretty damn good and no secondary they've played can actually cover 4 or 5 players at once

You niggers delusional as fuck

Kaepernick to Oakland when?

>>63317608
>His top two receivers are a RB and a TE, explain that shit on how he's not a checkdown baby
I literally just did>>63317515
how the fuck do you average more yards IN THE AIR on checkdowns than matt ryan does to julio jones my god you're retarded

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>>63317608
>this entire post
i always forget how terrible you are until you start talking about football
anyway i've had my fill, so you can stop because i don't think anyone else responds to your weird alternate realityposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVugVQsjyaI

TYBC

Carr may very well be a top 5 QB now, but the talk about him being a legit MVP candidate is ridiculous. Unless he somehow can beat the Broncos on the road or get the Raiders to 12 wins or something he'll be completely ignored for MVP voting.

>>63317621
>>63317626
Stop replying. Sweet Jesus Christ, stop

>>63317626
Sorry I was account for last weeks stats when Lewis was his number 2

Seriously 72 of his 199 throws are checkdowns

you niggers are delusional, just stop

>>63317657
gomen
>>63317662
>the pot calling the kettle a nigger

>sport is about catching
>league doesn't know what a catch is

>>63317012

Nah, 2013 was just a shitty draft class.

>back from work
>realize that god will never end my suffering

h-hi guys

>>63317706
Could be super, super simple. Clear control + any part of the body touching the ground in bounds.

But no, the NFL needs a ridiculous "two feet and a football motion and submit a recipe for a cherry pie to Good Housekeeping" rule.

>Jets led by Bryce Petty
>Ravens without Steve Smith
>Chargers without Keenan Allen

These are the Jaguars' next three games

Are they going to the playoffs?

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>doubting the new raiders
I don't see it desu steeler fans

>>63317859
nigger i'm already full church at this point

Why was Jacoby Jones so popular? He's never had more than like 500 yards in a season why the fuck was he on DWTS

>>63317907
Because of his time with the Ravens, specifically his role in the Mile High Miracle

>>63316653
/out/

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>>63317855
>Raidniggers no longer a trap game
>yfw it's a trap game for the Raiders

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>>63317662
>WWAAHHH brady is bad because he makes the throws the defense gives him WAAHHHH

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>>63317853

We could lose all three and still make the playoffs at the rate the division is going.

Are you pats fags ready for the decades of futility when Brady retires?

It's past 3 AM here and all I can think about is Derek Carr :(

Question for Patsfags (but others feel free to weigh in as well). Would you rather have 07 Moss or current Gronk on your team?

It's close but I'd go with Gronk. Moss would obviously get more raw yards and TDs and having an elite deep threat would add a new dimension to the offense but Gronk just feels more unstoppable than Moss. As in, with the right personnel, game plan and execution it was possible to limit Moss' effectiveness but when watching Gronk I just get a feeling that you could focus your entire game plan around stopping him, double team him at every snap and he'd still turn 6 targets into 85 yards and a TD. Plus he's also a great blocker which is invaluable

>>63318662
07 Moss was an old man on his way out the door, no way I'd want that, elite talent or not.

>>63318662
Gronk.

He's an elite blocker at the TE position as well, and good blockers are hard to come by.

>>63317248
MEGA LAPRAS FUCKING WHEN

>>63318662
As dominant as Gronk is, you have to take one of the top 2 or 3 WRs of all-time. Moss's presence impacted every single area of the field.

With Gronk you can attack the middle of the field, with Moss you can attack the entire field.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdJgvN3UXL0

>>63318662
moss couldnt run block no name RBs to 200 yard games in multiple seasons gronk can and does attack the entire field and will probably go down as the best TE ever

>>63316173
Kangaskhan

>>63316738
cut Rhydon for another Water. Alternatively get a better Water type than Kingler and cut him for something faster.

>>63316290
I doubt Austin Collie remembers how to read anymore

Why the fuck do people respond seriously to Irrelevant again

He himself has admitted he is just a troll and yet people catch feelings when he posts something they disagree with.

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>>63317336
>lower yac as a percentage of total yards
Not that impressive when Rodgers and Brees are 4th and 7th in YAC% but cool stat cherrypicking

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>tfw colts

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>>63319314

> team is absolute dumpster fire
> fire OC

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>>63316173
Raichu a cute

>>63319380
The main problem is just that Andrew Luck can't tell team uniforms apart. Fix that and the team is competitive.

>>63316173
magnemite

>>63316173
Arcanine ftw

>>63316267
My nigga

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>>63317437
just got done watching Gundam Wing on youtube. Probably watch Endless Waltz today

>>63316653
/pol/

Guys what happened to JFFM?

>>63316926
Lets see how bad he does Thursday.

G-go Browns.

>>63319278
So then Brees and Rodgers are not elite either, then?

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>>63317507
>Reading a picture book who's target demographic is for 6 year olds.

>>63319596
Be prepared for more grunt exploding.

Skip and Stephen shitting all over the Colts is great

>>63319962

It took New Orleans playing the worst defense in the league to start playing like it.

>77 yards

>>63320131
Alright, so Brady, Rodgers and Brees are all mediocre quarterbacks.

Who the FUCK is elite?

>>63320136
Carson Palmer obviously

>>63320160
The only elite thing about Palmer is the medical staff keeping him alive.

>>63316173
Charmeleon

To be elite you need to throw 5,000 yards, 50 TDs, 0 INTs, with no weapons, a shitty defense, a failed head coach, and for your receivers to catch passes while standing still, and for them to catch TDs while already in the endzone.

Only then.

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>>63316173

farfetch'd with his leek fucking shit up

this little nigga was boss as fuck on pokemon red when you traded for him in vermilion city i think. exp boost, swords dance and slash for critical hits. then he gets his own item in the later games

>>63320193
Don't forget that your o-line needs to be Hillary Clinton at center and for the guards and tackles to miss the flights to every away game.

>>63316173
Golduck

>>63320193
don't forget every pass needs to be over 20 yards and you can't throw to a TE at all or else it's a "check down"

>>63320209
Well the Pats are one injury away from starting a tight end at guard so they're pretty close

>>63320178
Palmer is playing like an MVP

>>63320224
forgot that you also can't design a pass play for an RB either because that's also a checkdown

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>>63316041
You forgot somebody in that pic

>andrew luck leads the league in interceptions despite missing 2 games

He's an ABSOLUTE MONSTER

Will anybody be able to catch up?

>>63320286
chicken parm will give him a run 4 his money

>>63316173
Aggron

Flygon, Salamance, or Luxray come in second

OFFICIAL TEAM(S) POSSIBLY MOVING TO LA POWER RANKINGS

1. Rams
2. None
3. Rams and Chargers

POWER GAP

1982. Rams and Raiders

POWER GAP

9001. Raiders and Chargers

IMMENSE POWER GAP DESIGNED TO SEPARATE ACTUAL POSSIBILITIES FROM NONSENSE

9000001a. Raiders
9000001b. Chargers
999999999. All three

>>63320286

he's gone full eli this year

>"Considering the length and breadth of Brady's career, it's well past time to acknowledge that he has surpassed Joe Montana and Johnny Unitas as the greatest quarterback ever to suit up.

When did this meme get so much steam ?
Yeah,he is playing great at 38.
It's not like Manning had the best season ever by anyone at age 37,right senpai ?

Imagine Romo having to go against LT.

>>63320449
>43-8

>>63320449
Peypey is the GOAT. He'll retire with every passing record in the book and he has a ring that's enough to make him the GOAT.

Records+1 ring >>>>>> cheating to get 4 rings

>>63320517
Whom is Charles Haley?

>>63320481
At this pace, brady will break all those records in 3 or 4 years, too

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>>63320526

Correct

>>63320541
It really helps when you're in the weakest division after the AFC south and you're a notorious stat padder on a team that's known for running up the score.

Just like they did against the jaguars this year.

>>63320481
Passing records are made to be broken especially as the NFL continues to cater to offense and casuals.

No one ever thought Marino's yards record would get touched and it's been shattered repeatedly.

>>63320576
really good post, mate