OFFICIAL TAMPA BAY LIGHTING @ DETROIT RED WINGS GAME THREAD

helo guys where is the discusion about finlan

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Should just let me make the Wings thread if you're gonna be a lazy cunt with them m8.


LIGHTNING

Ondrej Palat - Steven Stamkos - Ryan Callahan

Alex Killorn - Tyler Johnson - Nikita Kucherov

Brian Boyle - Valtteri Filppula - Erik Condra

Tye McGinn - Vladislav Namestnikov - J.T. Brown

Victor Hedman - Anton Stralman

Matt Carle - Jason Garrison

Andrej Sustr - Braydon Coburn

Ben Bishop

Andrei Vasilevskiy

Scratched: Nikita Nesterov

Injured: Jonathan Drouin (lower body), Cedric Paquette (ankle)

RED WINGS

Justin Abdelkader - Henrik Zetterberg - Dylan Larkin

Tomas Tatar - Riley Sheahan - Gustav Nyquist

Joakim Andersson - Darren Helm - Teemu Pulkkinen

Drew Miller - Luke Glendening - Landon Ferraro

Niklas Kronwall - Brendan Smith

Danny DeKeyser - Jonathan Ericsson

Jakub Kindl - Alexey Marchenko

Jimmy Howard

Petr Mrazek

Scratched: Tomas Jurco

Injured: Pavel Datsyuk (ankle), Johan Franzen (concussion-like symptoms), Brad Richards (back), Mike Green (shoulder), Kyle Quincey (concussion protocol)

Status report: Cooper said Drouin and Paquette may be able to return either Thursday at the Buffalo Sabres or Saturday at the Minnesota Wild. … Detroit's only lineup change from Saturday is Howard staring in goal.

Who's hot: Kucherov has a goal and two assists in the past two games. … Nyquist has a goal and two assists in the past two games.

>>63309252
Pulk a shit

>>63309267
You shouldn't wait till the very last second like a lazy nigger then. I didn't want to have to make it.

>>63309270
literally the next brett hull t.bh f.am

really needs to be on the top line tho, his game does not work playing with third line players

nice biased thread photo

>>63309300

Was out picking up a pizza + wings, m8.

>>63309324
>chicken wings
Of course you were

>>63309319
It's hockey. No one gives a fuck about Florida.

Who /248/ here?

Predicting it will only take four minutes for the Wings to be down 1-0, sixteen for them to be down 2-0 and the Wings to lose 4-2 at the end

>>63309377
Lez Gough Wed Wangs
Clap clap clapclapclap

We got chu boyeh

>>63309388
> trying to predict how the wings will do

better off rolling some dice fa.m

>>63309388

They've already beaten Tampon Gay 3-1 once this season friend.

>tfw fa.m and t.b.h filtered

baka desu senpai

>>63309366
Bolts are more popular than both the Rays and Bucs senpai

>>63309366
>>63309433
the salt still hasn't washed off from last year. it's okay.

Just ate a chicken, cranberry, celary, blue cheese, and peanut wrap lads.

Single worst thing I've ever had in my life.

>Howard has a better GAA and save % than Bishop

what

>>63309388
They're winning tonight though..

>>63309476
Half of those things don't go together, man.

Inb4 Larkin goes off and secures the curly fries

>>63309476
Cranberry and blue cheese doesn't sound like a combination that would mix well at all

>>63309492
They do not, no.

The person who made it is a horrible human being.

Holy shit. They actually won a fucking face off.

>>63309482
Bishop has been playing like shit this year. I'd rather have them put the Latvian or based Vasy in

>>63309502
>single worst thing I've ever had in my life
As it turns out, you are correct.

>>63309476

Eating a pepperoni and sausage pizza atm desu

>>63309476
Publix, huh?

>>63309518
Nah, he's not bad, it's just his averageness shows when he's not getting the great goal support the Bolts forwards usually provide.

>>63309476
Designed for pregnant women, by pregnant women.

Captcha: select the fries.
It knows, curly fries confirmed.

> Jurco is an elite prospect who has not succeeded in the NHL
> Lets put him on the fourth line

great move blashill

>>63309561
>mad at sandwich when he doesn't even live in the US
Go eat some rotten fish eggs on stale bread Achsven

>>63309556
Jelly
>>63309561
Fuck no. Wings fan.

I just grabbed something for dinner at my works cafe because I was in a hurry and intend to lift tonight. I didn't realize the person who made it hated their customers.

>Smith's mustache

Jesus fuck that looks awful

TyJo gonna blow his load tonight

>>63309597
He never performs when they move him up, though

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>>63309518
he's actually been normal by Bishop standards. he's definitely not a goalie that can carry a team and he never will be. he's just good enough to play with a team like Tampa that usually scores 4-5 in a game.

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>>63309601
>mad at a foreigner who's being "mad" at a sandwich

I tried Publix recently when I visited Florida to see if the maymay had any legitimacy. It was surprisingly good, 8.5/10 sandwich, would eat again. I'm a little jealous you guys have a good sandwich place.

>>63309672
Just go to Potbelly, brah. Best chain sandwich joint in the country.

>>63309653
>dat pic
Love it

>>63309672
Next time try the fried chicken

>>63309672
I moved from Florida to Michigan recently, I miss Publix subs the most.

>>63309671
In your defense I am very very mad at that fucking sandwich.

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>lived in Florida all my life
>always within a mile or two of a Publix
>never had a Publix sub

still enjoy the meme though desu

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>>63309695
That thing really needs to get told what's what

>>63309691
>tfw no publix chicken and Mac and cheese right now
JUST

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>be black guy
>go to hockey game
>get stare at
>I just want to watch my stars

>>63309723
You really gotta get one, its good shit desu senpai

>>63309773
NOHS? Is that you?

>>63309759
>just finished up some chicken salad I made from left over Publix chicken

>>63309689
Not quite, but it is very good. I'd rate it just a hair above Publix. Which Wich is the best.

>>63309773
Stare back. White people can't handle that.

>>63309672
man don't get me wrong I live next to a publix and I eat the sandwiches, but they aren't that great. it's just convenient if I'm grocery shopping and want a sandwich it's in the same building.

>>63309773
The white men think you're going to take their wives.

I wonder what the Canadian version of Publix is

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Z's 300th soon friends :>)

Have a seat Cally

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>>63309831
any grocery with an above average deli or bakery inside of it.

>>63309831
Eating out of the dumpster behind your nearest esso station.

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the wings are a poopoo doodoo team LOL

>>63309888
Trips confirm

Just throwing this out there: Abdelkader is a pretty cool name

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>>63309888

>>63309906
It's sandnigger.

>>63309906
He's the only Muslim on earth I like.

>>63309888
thats funny because last time I checked in the last 20 years they have 4 more cups than all canadian teams combined

maybe we have different definitions of being a poopoo team

>>63309931

Dave Chapelle is pretty neato friend.

>>63309888
>laffs

>>63309931
you dont like your president?
>>63309940
I didnt know past cups mean the team is currently good
Leafs confirmed for better than wongs

>>63309950
He's black.

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>>63309888

>>63309969

Muslims are followers of Islam, not brown people, friend.

>>63309906
his real name is Muhammad Abdul Qadir-al Muskegi (peace be upon him)

>>63309960
Have the laffs even won a game yet?

>>63309987
nince meme bud

fun fact of the day:

the number of times the wings have missed the playoffs in the last 20 years is exactly equal to the number of cups canadian teams have won in that span

#weird but true

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>>63309992

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>>63309926
>>63309931
if you are an immigrant and you move to michigan and fuck a polish chick
you're pretty alright in my book

>>63310001
You mean 22 years, I think.

>>63309987
I know. Muslims are shit already. Being black and muslim at the same time makes you pretty much the worst person on planet earth.

remember when i used to come in here and tell you guys that babcock was going to leave for toronto?

>>63309992
I laugh every time I think of this

>>63310001
Wings fans are lucky their team has given them such a quality meme desu.

>>63310036

Remember that time you realized you had to share a team with Deepak?

>>63310036
Look how much that helped, kek.

>>63310036
Heres your (You)

>>63310036
No.

If you wanted to be remembered you would have used a trip and been subsequently filtered by everyone.

>>63310065
Possession stats have improved incredibly
How is detoilet in that regard?
>>63310076
>being so scared of banter you filter people
Gotta be from detoilet, the home of the white people afraid to walk the streets of their "city"

lmao ol' mickey is really starting to sound like a grandpa with amnesia. He is pointing out irrelevant things in the game like the on-ice microphones and getting his words all befuddled.

>>63310120
plz no bully Mickey

>>63310120
pretty much a metaphor for the wings IMO
and the city of detroit

>>63310120
he's probably drunk

>>63310114
unless you're from Windsor no Canadians are allowed to post in this thread

>>63310120
do you want to die faggot?

>>63310120
Even if Mickey gets full blown dimentia I still want him calling games.

Preferably while drunk.

>>63310143
Sean, we all know it's you

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>>63310120

I'll fucking cut you m9

>>63310120
Leaving him in is grooming the fans for the inevitable return of Larry Murphy

>>63310114
Do you not have a relevant game of your own to watch that you have to come shit up comfy threads between hard-working American teams?

>>63310161
>sean
>posting on /sp/ anymore
havent seen him in months RIP

>>63310114
>muh fancy stats
Which team is better, slumping wings or "improved" laffs? Also, which has had better than the 15th pick in the last 2+ decades to develop with? Go on, I'll wait.

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>>63310029
>>63310001
this will be 25 m8

>>63310168
lol now Murph was ACTUALLY drunk for broadcasts

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>>63310168

>>63310172
This desu, I dont like the blots, but I respect the hell out of them.

>>63310187
I would say the team that isnt 29th in the league in corsi% is better coached desu
>>63310197
>wongs
>playoffs
MY SIDES

>>63310199
>>63310205
I miss him so much :_;

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>>63310146
>>63310163
woah there, friends. lets not get beside ourselves. I care about Grandpa Mick just as much as you do. I am just worried his days of calling games may be numbered.

>>63310199
I fail to see how that's a problem

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>>63310233
>>63310197

>>63310257
kind of sad they wont get to a quarter century

>>63310233
>Canada
>Stanley Cup Champions
MY SIDES

>>63310246
Didn't he eat like, a dozen of those $1 dogs over the broadcast one time?

>>63310197
But Montreal won in '93, so the playoff streak is longer than the Cup drought in Canada.

>>63310292

They might. You're underestimating how shit most of the East is.

>>63310307
Anyone could easily do that desu.

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Surprised the shitposting is at a minimum itt

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I'm not even trying to start problems, but why does "hockey town" arena always look pretty empty in the lower bowl. Tampa games look more crowded to be honest.

>>63310324
your underestimating how shit detroit is

>>63310332
>Canada Ruins Everything: a Comprehensive History of the Land of Syrup and Hockey

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>>63310332
we're all just having a nice time my friend

>>63310332

Most people are just ignoring Sean and the Tampon Gay Bandwagon isn't here since it's not playoff time which means it's a normal thread.

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>>63310307
>overeating dollar dogs
who wouldn't?

>>63310345
the people are too poor and black to afford tickets, and the team is absolute trash

>>63310329
But they would cut to him between the benches, and he would have a new dog each time.

>>63310345
Corporate seats are all in the lower bowl. Upper bowl is always packed. Every game is sold out, but corporate seats often go to waste on weekday games and many regular season games.

>>63310345
It's sold out every time, just corporate seats blah blah blah same shit repeated every thread go fuck off and watch something else.

>>63310375
please avoid responding to this meme

I'll tell you in advance when you see posters saying a similar thing at the start of the 2nd and 3rd periods

>>63310388
It's difficult to tell who's memeing and who is genuinely curious senpai

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>>63310332
It's early on and there's not much at stake right now. Wongs fans are usually pretty chill dudes and actually love hockey. They're probably my favorite 06 team after the Shorks.

That said, it'll be pretty embarrassing if our boys can't beat them tonight and drop two in a row to them. Like half the team is on the injured reserve.

>>63310415
desu it's probably the best bait post in hockey threads, seriously

>>63310424
are you a wizard?

>>63310361
>implying there isn't an equally bad Detroit bandwagon
The Detroit Tampa tread earlier this year was one of the biggest shitposting threads I've been in this year

>>63310424

I'm gonna lel if you guys lose to >us twice while datsyuk, richards, quincey, and green are all out.

>>63310424
The battle of injuries desu

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>>63310424
Thumbnail doesn't match the image

anyone got a stream

help pls

>>63310445

>Wings pick up Cole last year
>injured
>Wings pick up Richards and Green in the offseason
>injured

Just fuck my shit up

>>63310436
Along with "When are the Lightning going to move to a real hockey town? Florida doesn't deserve a team."

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why are so many people posting here? are people just bored from /hoc/ in here?

>>63310518

Detroit has a big fanbase m9. All the O6 teams do.

>>63310458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1N65PuGXI&list=PLa022U9cd1SSqLlNityh49MU_4CbPv9OU&index=16

>>63310540
you know it dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXsiaRqpZZc

>>63310541
epic

>>63310540
mate I've posted in Tampa game threads for a while and this is the fastest moving regular season thread I've ever seen.

>>63310518
>what are game threads

>>63310560

That's because Tampa has no fans :^)

>>63310556

Stop pls.

>>63310518
lots of Wings fans here, threads are always decent because of the activity

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Wingsfriends, what shitty company name will your new arena have?
>tfw another classic sports arena is replaced by the Vagisil Dome

>>63310576
In all the regular season and playoff threads Detroit always has the trashiest fans

>>63310645
They're just going to call it the Pizzarena.

>>63310560
Sometimes Tampa game threads move and something they don't. If there's no one to go back and forth with it's just the same couple of us making a few comments to one another and cheering goals. Like when we played Winnipeg and Carolina and there was no presence from the other team.

>>63310645
Theres a to of talk about naming it after Howe iirc .. I can't imagine them not shilling out though (can't really blame them either).

>>63310649

Better to have trashy fans than no fans lel

>>63310649
Not really, we usually wait until we actually win to talk shit. You're thinking of the rags and cantpucks fans.

>>63310332
I'm too tired to Publix post
Whiskey has me drained

>>63310645
donno, hopefully the Pizza Palace

>>63310649
no you are

>>63310667
the new bridge to Canada is being named after Howe, I would be surprised if they also named the arena after him

it would be nice if they didn't sell naming rights, but who knows. The city owns JLA and they never did it

>>63310669
>attendance numbers almost always sell out numbers
K

>>63310556
not gonna lie its kinda catchy
a lil cringey
but pretty okay

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SHIT POSTING STARTS NOW BELOW THIS LINE

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desu I've been watching the pistons this whole time

>>63310645
Introducing!

The Little Caesars Pizza Colosseum™

purchase your seasoned tickets™ now in the crazy bread™ club level!
don't miss a game with our 55 dollar hot-n-ready™ upper level bargin tickets!
and don't forget your parking pass in our deep-deep dish™ underground parking structure!

>>63310756
Publix is a great store with cute girls at the checkout and delicious sandwiches

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>tfw Al will probably be the next to retire

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>>63310779
That's just a fact desu

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>>63310779
All true!

this game is fucking boring

Fug.

FUCKING NICE

Bishop you worthless fuck can we just make Vasy our full time starter?

>>63310822
>Canada

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>>63310791
please no

>there are teams who don't have a beloved building manager/zamboni driver

>>63310822
KEK

BTFO
T
F
O

Based Larkin

DRINKY WINKY.

AW YIS.

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GGGGOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL

SSHSHAHHANANANANNA

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yeah there's no way we're scoring a goal this game

GET OFF THE ICE BISHOP REEE

That was a crisp goal
T B H
B
H

That was one hell of a shot by Sheahan.

>all these people with delayed streams

>>63309563
I told you faggot

Sheahan is a sniper desu

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NEVER 5GET

Goddamn Sheahan's moustache is elite too

>>63310875
You'd bitch even if had a shutout. Fuck off.

>>63310919
No, he's just regularly playing like shit this year. There was no reason for him to let that shot in

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mickeys drunk is showing

>>63310645
Little Caesars $5 Dollar Hot and Ready Pizza Palace

>Red Wings
>Actually playing good

This is a nice surprise

stamkos you fucking goon

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can't even keep the puck in the Detroit zone for longer than 5 seconds this offense is so fucking pathetic

Stamkos is a fucking ape.

Holy shit lel. Eject him pls.

>>63310979
>Every damn game he reminices about how better things used to be

>stammer shutting Larkin the fuck out
Lmao

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>>63311004

I know that feel

>stamkos bullying a rookie
Classless, t b h

GET THE FUCK OFF OF LARKIN YOU WEIRD SOUNDING FUCK.

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>Bishop is good I-I s-swear!

>stamk0s

why does stamkos bully

inb4 stamkos gets his shit kicked in by a wing

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Who /milk, soft ginger nut cookie and feeling good about the game/ here?

>>63311033
>Stammer getting frustrated at a rookie

Nice composure by your captain there

Publix isn't bad it's just a place where faggots eat

If the refs hadn't been there Stamcock was about to turn it into a scene from one of his pornos.

>Poor Little Larkin

>>63311092
>>63311064
>>63311054

He's an overrated meme player who can only score from the dot and has been shit since he broke his leg. He's washed up and mad lel.

>>63311054
>rookie grabbing his stick and not expecting to get his shit pushed in

>>63311101
don't have all that but I have leftover halloween candy

Sucks that it took our team captain to shove a dogs nose down when it shit the bed.

Faggots.

>>63311118

Generally in the NHL you don't climb on top of and mount other players Gayboy. This isn't WWE. If you're going to fight then drop your gloves like a man and nut up. Don't be a little faggot on the ice.

>>63311118
this desu senpai

and I am a wings fan

>>63311054
looked like larkin bit off a bit more than he could chew

kid has spunk though, cant wait to see him in 5 years

>Stamkos hitting a guy half his age

KEK
E
K

>>63311118
>captains "pushing" rookies shit in
Interesting, I didnt see Zetterberg chimping out on Tyjo last season

>>63311143
I see why people call it Tampa Gay

>>63311143
Stammer doesn't fight. Larkin instigated and started throwing fists so stamkos stopped him

>>63311104

>faggots eat at publix

This t b h

>>63311122
Should be good enough.

>tfw no kid has ever knocked on your door asking for candy on Halloween
>tfw we don't really have halloween here

>>63311181
sorry senpai

this is my first year of having a house (not an apartment) of my own so I got to pass out candy for the first time, it was fun

>>63311143
He was just showing dominance like when dogs hump people/other dogs

remember that time federov scored 5 goals against the caps

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sup bros

I really want to like Detroit but holy shit you guys are more unbearable than the frogs

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>>63311204
Yes

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why is this team incapable of scoring 5 on 5 goals?

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>>63311212
That's not true and you know it.

Don't get butthurt over a little bit of bantz senpai.

>>63311212
throw your wings up senpai

>>63311212
Why?
Because we actually talk about the team instead of sandwiches?

>>63311212
its because its against tampon bay. There's a small rivalry going, so more bantz

shoulda seen the last few game threads, no one here

>>63311212

>His captain is literally a dog trying to mount other men
>Mad other teams call them faggots

Lel get this hot head outta here

>>63311232
No they really are the worst. I really like the Detroit team but the wongs posters on /hoc/ are by far the worst

>>63311212
>he can't handle the banter

step it up senpai

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>>63311257
oh please

even if that's true who cares, why are you even vocally crying about this

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>>63311169

>>63311212
Is this a meme I dont know about?

Wings bantz is always pretty reserved, or at least not obnoxious, yet people like to claim that we are the worst shitposters.

Who is memeing who at this point?

>>63311200
I'll survive.

Good thing you liked it. Seems like a fun thing for the kids.

>That Miller body slam from last year

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>>63311257
>the wongs posters on /hoc/ are by far the worst

Half the thread has been about sandwiches. What are you on about?

>mcginn
Who

>>63311257
You should see when it's a slow game.

We bully swedeanon into posting hot black grills until he inevitably gets banned.

(for which we are eternally grateful Swedeanon)

YES, JAMES

>>63311311
Wings are the only ones talking about sandwiches. Nobody has even mentioned sandwiches

Any Detroit "fans" that hate Howard, still out there? Now is your chance to fuck off and be a fan of another team. Thanks.

>>63311287

Depends on the neighborhood and area you live in. I have friends who have had to check his kid's candy before letting them go at it. He's found razor blades in there, tampered with candy, etc.

Is Tampa the saltiest meme team in the NHL?

> scoring on howard

pick none

>>63311337
You haven't even read the thread, have you?

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>>63311325
Fuck, that sounds way better desu. All I have are slags.

>>63311338

Howard is always god tier till he gets hurt once, then he's shit tier

Its the Howard cycle

>>63311338

I love Howard until his inevitable annual injury and descent into shittyness.

>>63311338
I dont hate Howard, hes even from my state
:^)

>>63311311
he's butthurt that people were bitching about stamokos even when multiple wings fans said it was justified and larkin was just being a cocky rookie

>>63311325
>average detroitian
makes me lel every time

>>63311317
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tye_McGinn

>>63311337
>people have been talking about sandwiches
>nobody has even mentioned sandwiches

You need to get your story straight m8

>>63311346
>coming from the "we should have won in the playoffs :'(" wongs
Lelmao

>>63311311
He's just still upset about how bad that sandwich was. Seriously, someone could've been hurt by how awful it was.

>>63311338
He's a good goalie, just not consistent.

But he's fucking horrible on NHL 16 so I traded him for Elliott from the Blues.

>>63311363
Then they'll start Mrazek and he'll be utter shit the first time around, with gradual improvements...

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>>63311338
Still here. Still hate him.

What are you gonna do about it?

>>63311340
Damn, there sure are a lot of weird fucks out there. I imagine that it's quite unsetteling to find stuff like that

>>63311371
>not embracing the memes

>>63311407
it's mostly an urban legend

if that actually happened I would say that is incredibly rare

>>63311394
Politely ask that you reassess the situation and reconsider your stance

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>seven nation army in the arena

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Hey guys, I just got a delicious sub from publix, and I used a coupon so I ended up having a dollar left over. Should I stop and buy a soda? Hmmm or maybe ill buy a house in Detroit. Decisions, decisions

>>63311420
'no'

>>63311422
I know that's a meme sports song but you know the White Stripes are actually from Detroit right

if there's one city that should actually be allowed to sing that stupid song it's Detroit

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Transition to vasy as main goaltender when

>>63311407

What

>>63311417

Said. It's really rare but it does happen. Totally depends on the area you live in.

>>63311438
>doesn't know how an auction works

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>>63311393
He was pretty based when he played against >us

>>63311394
My favorite wong meme. Really well done.

>>63311438
You can buy a Polar Pop and get more value for your dollar

>>63311447
few seasons when gudlevskis can be a reliable backup

>>63311438
what about this?
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Indian-Village-Detroit-MI/pmf,pf_pt/88560233_zpid/270008_rid/42.370006,-82.977484,42.351677,-83.015678_rect/14_zm/?3col=true

>>63311438

>Cubans are so uneducated they don't know what an Auction is.

>>63311447
We're paying Bish way too much not to play him, but I would like it if things got a bit more even and we play Vasy more this year.

>>63311417
>>63311454
I understand. Thanks.

Tampa fans don't know how to hockey bantz so they talk about sandwiches instead.

>>63311438

Does it come with drive-by insurance?

>>63311479

http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Bloomfield-Township-MI-48302/house,land_type/70865349_zpid/79114_rid/days_sort/42.593781,-83.290039,42.59031,-83.297013_rect/17_zm/?view=map

>You will never have a home as nice as Pavel

>>63311438
I'd save the dollar, you don't know what kind of back taxes that thing has.

>>63311499
>detoilet
>1st round exit
Is that good enough? Also why the fuck are you mad at a sandwich

aw shet

>>63311523
I actually know someone who lives in his neighborhood

he lives out in Bloomfield Hills/waterford area not far off of Telegraph

>>63311493
Hes young. And new.
I'd like to see Bishop get more of a break as well, especially since the groin injury, but not at the expense of our position right now.
>"might be better than stamkos" still isn't "stamkos"

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>>63311479
nah, get something closer to the stadium

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Not like we'll score 5v3 anyway

BIG E YOU FUCKIN DUMMY

Please fucking score

>>63311551
there is a very good chance that Brush Park is going to be a legit great neighborhood in like 5ish years. probably filled with annoying yuppies, but still nice

Correct by the refs, but what a meme penalty

lmao rare penalty memes

I TOLD YOU ABOUT HOWARD

Scaaaaaaaar kuch!

I FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH SO FUCKING MUCH

FUCK OFF AND DIE, ANDERSSON

>>63311580
Yeah, though they have discretion to not call the penalty. Oh well. They've been unusually good this game.

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Finally

>Tip players stick
>Force them to shoot it off the ice and take a penalty

Am I being meme'd on right now?

>>63311590
>blaming Howard for that in a 5v3 when Mickey is saying "not much he could do about that"

Hmmm... Who's opinion do I trust more?

Go be a Tampa fan faggot.

MAKE UP CALL
A
K
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U
P

C
A
L
L

Doesn't make up for the free Tampon goal refs.

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oh no the Lightning just scored better even this up

What a bullshit call

>>63311635
I'm an American and a Red Wings fan.

I reserve the right to shit on the starting goalie as much as possible, as per team tradition.

RIP Nabokov

>>63311635

yeah faghat, everyone knows when your team starts losing it's automatically the goalies fault.

are you new here?

Abdelkader is such a cool fucking name

So does Bishop do actual goal-tending or is he just tall in front of the net?

did y'all get a new coach or something?

>>63311703
This desu

>>63311703
That's only for teams that are totally reliant on one goaltender, not a team that happens to have two excellent ones.

>>63311726
both and shut your mouth.

>>63311710
PEACE BE UPON HIM

I miss Ville Leino

>>63311703
I thought that was more for those blumpkin fucks on Facebook that no nothing and try to sound smart. Oh I forgot, they post here on 4chan too.

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don't even feel good about this

still can't score 5 on 5 against actual teams

lmao @ ozzie's hair

looks like what I used to do back in 6th grade

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Post commercialfus, faggots.

>>63311753
No, (You)

>>63311792
she looks too skinny here

and she's squinting like ben carson

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>>63311766
>no nothing
>try to sound smart

>>63311805
Nah, anon, that's her, 'I'ma go rape that guy over there,' face.

>>63311754
God I love this meme, and its comfy as fuck to know I played a part in developing it.

>>63311766
>>63311738
>>63311737
>>63311703
The rule is that everyone you don't like is shit when your team isn't winning.

In the case of the Wings this used to extend to Kyle Quincy even when the team was winning.

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>>63311792
>tfw stream without commercials
>tfw camera that stays on the ice
>they're running around with these things on the ice now

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>>63311792
wish I had saved that webm

Intermission survey:

Whats a better store: Meijer or Publix?

>>63311829
this is all Danny Cleary's fault somehow

>>63311829
this desu

It's like when we curse Matt Carle no matter what's going on. Or bitch about Sustr even when he's not on the ice.

>>63311849
Oh yeah I forgot about him. Fuck him.

>>63311848
H-E-B

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>>63311792
Tbh

>>63311829
I'd suggest you buy a midol instead of looking for someone to blame like a blubbering bitch. The upside is you have a future as a host for 97.1 The Ticket.

>>63311848
Never even heard of Meijer. Sounds jewish desu senpai.

>>63311792
Hnnnnnggggghhhh t b h

>>63311829
>I watch the Red Wings and pretend they are the Lions

>>63311877
Pretty good, buddy. Nice armpits.

>>63311877
this bitch is a 2/10 at best

>>63311882
You seem quite new.

Or you're Jimmy Howard's boyfriend..

>>63311792
Not a girl. but a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pu_ZzHHyE

>>63311921
bullshit, she looks like she'd be so fun.

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who /bobross/ here

>>63311908
Not the same at all.

Everyone on the Lions is shit even if they someone luck into a 35 point lead.

>>63311921
>>>/lgbt/

>>63311923
Nah, I'm not new. Just can't quite comprehend the mindset of shit fans.

>>63311887
it's not

it's a Michigan thing

>>63311946
>how ironic

>>63311936
Been watching him for the past three or four days. Can't get enough. Shit is fucking mesmerizing. He's a wizard.