Official /Cric/ World Cup Day Seven Thread

>>56655030
First for good weekend schedule

>>56655110

Thank Allah.

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>mfw Kiwis are dreaming of shit posting right now

Nth for Saffa worldc up double

>>56655185
We meet soon m8

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>playing cricket today
>too beta to ask for a turn to bat
>half the people don't even realize I'm playing
This is the second day it's happened. Do I try again tomorrow?

>>56655491

Just ask m8. What's the worst that could happen (apart from a Drone strike)

>>56655519
lel

>>56655175
Should we shitpost before or after we bowl englel out for <150?

>>56655491
>betastan

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>>56655575

It begins.

>Leave le glasses man to me

>>56655519
They could say no or I could be shit and then they never let me play again.

>>56655669

They sound like cunts m8. Get some new friends.

>>56655679
They're actually really nice to me.

>>56655491
bowling > batting tbh

>>56655718
I didn't get a chance to bowl either. I was about to, but one of my teammates said I might be shit and that he would bowl.

>You will never have a game of /Cric/ with your /sp/ bros and let Pakibro bat first

why live

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>>56655790
You're right. No reason to live at all.

>>56655491
>not being the cunt with the bat
>not threatening to leave when you get bowled first ball
>not having atleast two more batting chances than anyone else
Do you even gully kirkit?

http://www.multiplayerpiano.com/cric

Bumping for DANKNESS

bumpin for the pumpin

a while ago I saw a pic of a blonde wearing cricket gear with a green shirt. Anyone have that?

Just had a Chicken Korma lads, I'm ready for the /Cric/

>tfw still 5 hours until it starts

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Official thread image
Who you rooting for?

>>56658470

There's only one kebab on our team m9.

>>56658470
kebabs tbh. Fuck poo peeland

>>56657831
Ellyse Perry maybe?

>>56658470
Hmmmm kebabs

>>56655959
Dammit i miss india. The childhood memories of playing cricket in rishikesh

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?leave the infidels to me

REMINDER THAT >WE WILL WIN BY 135 RUNS

SCREENCAP THIS POST

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>>56661165
don't bother thread will still be up.
and i'll be here as well, laughing at you.

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>i accidentally put martin 'first ball' guptill in my lineup

So boys

who gon win the toss? get your bets in here

>>56661251
where is /cric/ fantasy league hosted?

why didn't anybody tell me about this ;_;

>>56661284
england m9
coin flip is fixed.

>>56661294

https://fantasy.icc-cricket.com

code: 11406

You are fucked for the first stage, but stage 2 and the playoffs you could still be in the mix

>>56661165

>Poo Zealand think they stand a chance

Top jek.

Lads.

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Any hd streams gentlemen?

>>56662467
http://www.crictime.nl/

Usually Stream 1, match is still 2 and a half bongs away

2 bongs lads.

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>yfw NZ bat first and get 400/4

Who /homiez and pops/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKa2mp5ePes

>>56663378

>yfw England bat second and get 401/4

Did they find a ground in New Zealand with lights?
Good for them.

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Tractor driver signing in

Lads I'm having trouble finding the words to describe my state of comfyness.

It rained last night for the first time in 3 months, so its dry but moist outside. There are thunderclouds on the horizon and I do believe that a comfy summer storm will roll on over.

In my hands I grip a milo with a hint of instant coffee. My own invention, the patents are in the mail.

I have transcended comfyness.

I have a little duvet which I steal from my bed every day I have off and bring to the computer chair. I lay it across my legs and lean back and the chair squeaks with what can only reasonably be contentment.

I am comfy, watcher of cricket.

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>>56663391
represent

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>>56663391
That's actually pretty interesting.

>You will never play Cricket for USA

What's the point of living?

£150 on England lads

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>>56663498
>defacing a bat

>>56663545

>Throwing money away

>>56663561
>not believing in the proud englishmen of the english cricket team

>>56663598
>English Cricket Team
>Englishmen

top kek

>>56663545

When we said the game was bongs away we meant hours not marijuana inhalents you absolute madman

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>>56663545

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>>56659023
>Ellyse Perry

Thanks m8 that was her

also, what is the most /fa/ cricket shirt? I want to buy one

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>>56663545

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>>56663734
>>56663743
I had a £20 free bet voucher that I've turned into that in a night. Tried to withdraw it into my bank and apparently I've got to make a bet over certain odds.

That, combined with my faith in England to surmount all obstacles, led to this decision.

>>56663757

UAE is pretty swagoo.

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>>56663778
Isn't gambling against the Koran

>>56663820

It's against your mum.

>>56663778

Respect, are you the same bong i told to make a bet on england tomorrow if you are so confident?

>>56663784

Who has the most /fa/ black shirts? I need to keep looking slim so black is all I can wear

>>56663820
No. However, the Haka is as blatent homosexuality is punished throughout.

>>56663853

Poo Zealand plays in black and so does UAE.

>>56663859
>you will never see LE GLASSES MAN do the Haka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD2Qk095XY8

Any /gong/ites go Waves last night for Peking Duk?

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>>56663859
beat us in union and then talk about our dance tbh

>yfw karmichael hunt arrested for cocaine distribution

Is there anything this man cant do

>>56663941
>based winny will never do the haka

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anyone here have a fleshlight?

Did Australia win the tournament yet? Additionally, how many teams are better than us?

>>56664030

Casual pls.

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>>56664030
nz and south africa

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How many pics in your Kane folder bros?

>tfw too lazy to make separate Kane Williamson and Harry Kane folders so they're all mixed together

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>tfw want to go to gym but fatigued because addicted

>>56664079

>Liking two meme players with the same meme name

>>56664079

>that strong jaw
>those piercing eyes
>those manly strong forearms

Truly the GOAT

>>56664030
There aren't any teams better than us. There are a few that could get lucky though. But doubt it.

>>56664097

>averaging 70ish since 2014
>meme

Ayy lmao

1 bong now lads
almost there

>>56664039
I'm not even casual enough to watch the cup games. Just thought I'd ask while I was browsing.

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>>56664079
>>56664097
>only two meme Kanes

Everytime New Zealand are in a tight spot, any random player in the team steps up to get them out of that spot and you all start sucking his dick acting like he's elite when it's just one innings in one test

Remember Rutherford? How many of you cunts have been praising him since that one flukey innings with the bat? What about Boult in that one test last series where he murked Pakistan's batsmen and gave New Zealand a chance of winning and you were all like 'omg Boult has heart' and then not but a week ago you were all saying that he's a shit player (including Zero 'I know everything about cricket' Goose).

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>>56664355
Get this shit out of here.

>>56664382
Stop this. Right the fuck now. It's just flavour of the week bullshit with you cunts.

>>56664355

>questioning boult

Fight me

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>tfw from england but ambivalent at best about this game

>Poo Zeshit

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>mfw people still rate Kane "the meme" Memeson


The journey to the trophy starts tonight

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>>56664438
>>56664441
>english 'banter'

>tfw cant even remember any english players except your shit captain and terrorist beard man

>>56664437
Probably because the English cricket team suck balls.

>>56664481

You'll remember after tonight m9.

How do some of these blokes in ICC fantasy have suck high scores?

>>56664510
*such

>>56664496
precisely it, also watching a bunch of south africans and irishmen and pakistanis in england shirts, isnt something that rouses my interest.

the other games are far more interesting

>>56664510
I'll suck your high score :)

>>56664551
how the fuck does this guy have 5500 points?

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>>56664551

captcha: TMeme

Probably used all his trades already, its a flaw of their points system that 10yr old indians can make spam accounts and top the leagues in the first few weeks by burning trades

>>56664654
>no le glasses man

>caring about any of this

>>56664682

This is meant for >>56664616

My bad

Who else here /kane "meme" williamson as power player/?

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>post yfw kane memenson gets out for a duck

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>>56664741

>>56664735
Captaining Southee, England's batting is legit trash-tier.

>>56664703
that's not my team
that's some indian kid who burned all his trades but has a really high score

>>56664735

I put bmac as powerplayer he has quite a high average to englel and guptil always gets out to right arm swing sooo...

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>mfw my housem8s are playing music loudly and yelling
>mfw i just want to sleep

I'm getting co-opted into watching this shitty match,by the basic bitches i live with

>>56664735
here but thinking of maybe changing to C. Anderson

What is the point of all these games?

Australia wins lol

actually pumped for this game

who /drinking/ here?

>>56664810
Do you live with any qt girls?

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>>56664741

BATTING
A
T
T
I
N
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>>56664841
they all hate me so its irrelvant

>mfw looking at /cric/

>ellsye perry on the fox sports pre game show

BASED
A
S
E
D

WE CHASE NOW

Where's Goose lads?

>>56663950
shit version of Benny Cousins

>>56664833

I'm drinking cherry brandy because I'm having a depressive phase and alcohol numbs the pain. Couldn't give a shit about cricket and will hopefully pass out before the game starts but if not then I may as well watch it.

>Night chase
>sold out cake tin

honestly, gon' be good atmosphere

anyone form the /gong/ wanna meet up at diceys and watch this?

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>losing before you've started
>eoin lelgan

Who /on the UAE bandwagon/ here?

Allahu akbar

predictions:
NZ chases down 315 in a thriller

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M O N T E I T H S

>>56664928

Chin up m8.

>>56664928

hey man

you're with /cric/ now

everything gonna be just fine m8

>>56664942
>being captained by a foreigner
>>56664946
>not being on the irish bandwagon

>>56664355
Boult is a world class test player.

Yet to transfer that form to ODI cricket but it's only a matter of time.

>>56664928
immerse yourself in the memeing mate

>>56664955
Reality: England shit the bed and barely score 200.

NZ win at a canter.

working stream?

>>56664994
http://www.crictime.nl/live-cricket-streaming-1.htm

every game here m8y

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>Me? I'm a spin bowler, Good Sir!

>>56655030
Hey, i'm new to cricket. What do they call NZ vs ENG? Babby Ashes?

Who /readyforshame/ here?

how many people in the england team are actually english?

reminder that once on this ground England won the toss, fielded limited NZ to 244 just to be all out for 89 (eighty-nine) on the chase

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/64748.html

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>>56665019
>england have a chance against new zealand

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>New Zealand actually think they can win the world cup

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>>56665033
>thinking a meme team have a chance against a real giant

New Zealand: Martin Guptill, Brendon McCullum (capt), Kane Williamson, Ross Taylor, Grant Elliott, Corey Anderson, Luke Ronchi (wk), Daniel Vettori, Adam Milne, Tim Southee, Trent Boult.

England: Moeen Ali, Ian Bell, Gary Ballance, Joe Root, Eoin Morgan (capt), James Taylor, Jos Buttler (wk), Chris Woakes, Stuart Broad, Steven Finn, James Anderson.

Umpires: Paul Reiffel and Rod Tucker (both Aus). Third umpire: Bruce Oxenford (Aus)

>>56665019
*bowls doosra respectfully in your direction*

>>56665023
The Ashes is only Australia vs England and is a reference to a newspaper obituary from the 1880s

>>56665029

Most of them

>You btfo

>>56665061
>all those foreigners in both teams

top kek

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>>56665062
*reverse sweeps for a smooth four*

>>56665029
In this current XI

Everyone bar Ballance and Morgan
Though Ali is a Paki.

In the extended squad Jordan is West Indian and Bopara is an England born Indian

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>>56665019
>i know what a spin bowler is

calling cucktill out for a golden duck

>>56665083
>people from other countries never want to move to australia

>>56665092
>>56665076

no wonder there shit. they were only good when they were south africas B team

Why the fuck is the final being held in Melbourne and not Sydney?

>people know the toss before coverage has even started

Why do jews do this

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>>56665104
>any form of bowling that isn't fast

>>56665113
No
We can actually produce players through our own domestic system so don't have to import.

>>56665121
>nz channels still playing rugby ads
FUCK OFF

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>It requires skill and intelligence to be a spinner, you fast bowlers wouldn't understand

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Will >we beat Palace lads?

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>>56665126
>unironic medium pacers

>>56665120
Because ANZ is a horrible ground for cricket

>>56665126
>England
>fast bowlers

You're all bells and whistles County cricket military mediums.

Finn and Broad are about 10 kmphs slower than they were 3-4 years ago and between the 2010/11 Ashes and the 2013/14 Ashes Tremlett must have lost like 15 kmphs

>>56665120
beacause filthy casuals will fill up the MCG and Melbourne can insecurely call themselves the "sporting capital of the universe"

>>56665160
I love posting /cric/ at least twice a day in /arse/

>maori welcome

why do we choose to embarrass ourselves?

who second generation expat here with a british passport but hate England when they play us here?
Guess I'll go for Englel...

>>56665241
how did u get that englnad flag m8

>poms are batting first and will ruin a good game by getting a shit score

Why are New Zealand's sheep all named Marty?

>>56665264
>who second generation expat here with a british passport but hate England when they play us here?
Disgusting.

lol why is morgan still in the team, England have morgan and we have watson

>>56665295
LE WATSON IS A FUCKING GOOD BATSMAN LE EPIC MEME HAHAHAHA. HE'S NOT FUCKING WORTHLESS LE SHIT

FUCK OFF

>>56665295
morgan should play for ireland
he'd see more successes with ireland

Who /battingfirst/ here?

honestly, 40k people for a cricket match in nz is pretty crazy

>Eoin Rogers too beta to hold the girls hand

Hahaha englel you cucks

>>56665126
like in alley cats strike when that girl spins the ball, pushes it slowly forward and hits the 7-10 split?

>>56665360
this is true, it seems like as soon as any sportsman puts on an English shirt they automatically set themselves up to fail

They tried to stack the team with South Africans and it worked for a little while but the English disease got them soon enough

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>those english manlets

>>56665370

englel won toss and are battin

>having the cup there
neither will get it so top banter

>playing national anthems at cricket matches

top meme

>Having a Christmas carol as your national anthem

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LETSGO

>this orchestral anthems
why

>>56664962
>>56664968
>>56664989

Cheers m80s

This genuinely perked me up after another soulless wank.

Is Daniel Vettori still good?

>flag has the union jack
>anthem isn't god save the queen
>british empire

I've been taking a poll and the /gong/ of
New Zealand is Palmerston North
England is Blackpool
Ireland is the ENTIRE country
USA is Charleston,SC
India is Goa
Zimbabwe is Masvingo

how's it look /cric/?

Who Boult and Southee here?

is this the meme bowl?

>>56665452
Australia has national anthem every match

>>56665489
hes our best player

>>56665482

it's followed by everyone spitting on the american flag and laughing

>>56665503
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Ah, gonna take the time)

>>56665489

Le glassss man is equal leading wicket taker at the moment lel

If Ian Bell were a meme he'd be Ian Lel

>>56665503
memestralia*

Based Ali gonna GOAT it up

>botham, warne and ian smith

Name a better banter trio

if martin guptil were an american he'd be martin cucktil

>all those empty seats
>poo peeland

>le meme countdown

cringe

LET'S MANLET

The British Anthem might be a bit dumb but it gives me goosebumps every time, doesn't it make you feel proud to be british when you see a black guy, a Muslim guy with a beard, an irish guy, the legendary warriors of the Birmingham Bears and even a couple of bums from yorkshire all standing side by side with their arms on each others shoulders

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>My name's Eoin but it's pronounced 'Owen'

YOU JUST GOT MEME'D

too much swing mate

hd stream where?

http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket-1 is shit

>>56665574
He's gone on an unexpected journey

>that ball
>a wide

REFBALL

fuck off Bell

New Zealand won't get a single wicket

>Bolton flag
>Northerners can afford to go to NZ

>>56665639
Bolton Wanderers are elite m8

Why the fuck did we let NZ piggyback on our World Cup?

ONE RUN AN OVER JUST GIVE US THE CUP ALREADY

Trent Boult about to dome a muslim

>>56665660

kek

le slips man

just got a girls number off the Wizards of wizerley forum lads, what do?

why is moeen opening

>>56665699

Fuck her right in the pussy

>>56665699
Take her to a DotA 2 LAN.

>>56665703

Because Allah (swt) wills it.

>nz
>winning this game
pick one

>>56665699
give her a prank

>That meme single

Epic

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>>56665639

Perhaps they're Michael Bolton fans.

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>>56663554
Need good cleanskins

what a field

>>56665699
play jugger with her

>>56665699

the meme'n begins

2 runs an over lads

they are evolving

That's a big boat

>>56665748
there was always one poor kid with a shit bat like that, couldn't afford a decent bat the pathetic shit cunt

Loved to bully that kid and pretend to use his bat to wipe my arse

>>56665783

*tips*

>>56665789
4u

>>56665776

>this commentary banter

>>56665783
by the end it'll be 50 runs an over m8

FUCKING RETARDS

THAT WAS A FREE RUN

WE CANT AFFORD TO GIVE FREE RUNS

Just give us the win now.

>all these meme singles

is there a more meme way of scoring points than leg byes

>>56665793
yeah me too, I'd laugh and stick it up my arse and then corner him in the toilets later on in the day and suck his dick.

Should have seen how embarrassed he was, great banter

>>56665805
how long until /partypies/?

>these two teams have identical uniforms

FUCK

>Wide Zealand

>this umpball

>>56665824
French cut

My wides

>>56665824
>points

>Kane is better than Ali

HAHAHAHA
A
H
A
H
A

Muslim wallop

>>56665868
Inside-edgy :^)

guys I think an Afghanistan player is up to some tricks and playing for England

FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>56665869
leg byes aren't runs, they are extras

>>56665904
Extra runs

>>56665824
hitting the helmet behind the keeper for 5

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Without Sean Williams how will New Zealand beat ISIS?

BTFO
T
F
O

>>56665849
New Zealand's uniform is shit.

le we always wear black but this time we decided to blend some le meme blue into it haha so randum xdxd

Take THAT zionist pigs

>>56665904
Sundries is the proper term

>>56665932
>>56665932
They should go back to wearing beige

I like it

daily reminder that new zealand is the worst team out of the top 8

someone drone this isis bugger

Based cameramen getting the lolis

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>Leave raping the sheep shaggers to me

>>56665957
>>>/tv/

can we take a wicket already for fucks sake

>thread has 10 replies a minute

Welp that's it for me, I'm outta here. /cric/ is much more fun when its slow and comfy.

why isn't Bopara playing?

>>56665992
itll slow down mate its only just started

>>56665992
>>>//cuck//

what a fucking meme camera shot

>>56665992

Absolute autism.

>IAN LEL

BOWLED EM

>ian lell

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>meme camera shots

ffs

GET FUCKED M8

BLOWN OUT
ENGLAND COLLAPSE

COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E

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>the Islamic State of England

I'm done with this "sport"

>LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL >LELL

>ENGLAND

>Bellend

meme'd as fuck

>bellend

Wish Bell would retire tbh.

Jesus that was a sexy ball

Fucking tiny tiny bit of swing, only just hitting. Fucking gold

WHERE'S THAT FAGGOT WHO LAID OUT 150 GROUNDY POUNDIES ON AN ENGLAND WIN

AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

Just got called into work lads.

the openers should be Hales and lumb like in the t20s

>>56666094
you and every other bong in the thread.

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>>56666094

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>hitting the top of off

top nut m8

Muslim looking smooth

BASED MOHAMMED.

ALI STRONG

Used a lot of vaseline for my wank last night lads

I think its gone up into my dick because whenever I piss there's a shiny sheen over the water

Based Muslim will score a hundred, these digits will confirm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tIwYNioDL8

>>56666135
SINGLES
I
N
G
L
E
S

I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WAS BETTER THAN KANE

YOU FUCKING MEMERS DIDNT BELIEVE ME

ALI STRONK

>>56666134
I fucked my fleshlight twice this morning.

Haven't seen a Muslim attack like this since Charlie Hebdo.

Thank You Based Allah

>that meme boundary

Loving It

>>56666176
>charlie hebdo
>muslim attack
good goy

>>56666134
vaseline is not lube it's fucking petroleum jelly you dolt

*teleports behind the ball*
*catches at silly mid off*
"No homo kid"

>if ball had not memed

BALLANCE OFF BALANCE

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>leave the Britsharias to me

>>56666193
it feels nice

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>Poo Zeshit reviews

>that meme review

Lel

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Post yfw you will never be English

>Reviewing that

Fuck, I just had my day ruined.

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>>56666176

what, why was that not out?
what kind of meme review system is this?

You shouldn't lose a review for an umpires call

>losing your review that early
absolute memed

>>56666255

was pretty close m8

>>56666253

>Literally being another Wales

>>56666276
>would have clipped the stumps
>not an LBW
UMPIRE BALL

>>56666276
Umpire's call
If he calls it not out on the pitch, it stays with his call

>>56666291
Not close enough as you're mum would say

unlucky there

>>56666276
DRS is predictive (not 100% accurate) and it requires conclusive proof to overturn an umpire's decision

>>56666276
Gotta be over half the ball hitting

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>Englel thinking they actually stand a chance against le glasses man

If the umpire had a tower dedicated to him, it would be called Reiffel Tower

>pizzas haven't been mentioned once

shit commentary

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>>56666253
>mfw

How long until the meme meme wares itself out? Bored now.

>>56666320

>Having a fucking Hipster as a bowler

Top fucking meme.

>>56666291
may as well be missing by a mile

>that guy putting 2 fingers up

Lel, well meme'd good sir

How far are these boundaries? 50m?

>>56666348

>having a Paki spinner

tips skullcap

>>56666276

Just realized how retarded it is to try and explain the review system to an outsider

If its red, hes out
If its green hes not out
If its orange he is both out and not out, depends on what the umpire said

>>56666344
Boredom is a meme state of mind

>>56666354
This, should have been a wide tbh

If Moeen Ali were a flower he'd be Moeen Lily of the Valley

UMPBALL

>>56666344
I hope soon

it's overused here even by 4chan flavour-of-the-6-months standard

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leave the sheep shaggers to me

>"One of the tv's most intelligent shows"
>next scene is man in fedora
Ad self memes themselves

>avergaing just over one meme per 10 posts
step it up memers