Official New Zealand Vs England /Cric/ WC Thread 1.5

>>56667044

first for kane

straya wins

Why is there no trip drama? What are we doing right and how do we keep it up?

>>56667049

They always do mate, qts are better than cricket most of the time

>>56667065

lol happens all the time and is disappointing as hell

3rd for /Arse/

>>56667083
can you not jinx us cunt

>>56667058
>>56667060
see
>>56667056

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>>56667093

Not if you want revenge

>>56667074
BASED

>>56667069
Absolutely.

It's imperative that sports are accessible to people, particularly kids. Being locked away on Pay is bad longterm. Same thing with Union here.

>>56667083
We're staying on our best behaviour for le big strong foreigners

>>56667083
lots of teams involved so it's not 95% of the same australians every thread
lots of actual cricket going on

>>56667116

I like the way you think m8

fuckin sluts bro

>>56667083
Thank God they all stopped posting.

>moen got 34 points, southee got 77

Explain this shit southee should be over a hundred with two early wickets

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Ballance looks set for a certain big score today

>>56667083
There's not enough Australian flags to rile the angry autists.

>tfw every live sport is on fucking Sky or BT Sport
>Literally no live sport on free tv

Anyone from the /gong/ wanna meet up at diceys?

KANE?

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>>56667158

>>56667136
>so it's not 95% of the same australians every thread

It's still the same people every day though.

>>56667154
there's no guarantee when a test match will end so free tv can't really schedule for it

>>56667158

>Getting btfo by a fat autistic German bloke

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>>56667175

>all them tears on reddit and /int/ after the election

>>56667127
The best coverage for F1 was the BBC
>dat The Chain intro every time

Best cricket coverage was Channel always channel 4
>based Benaud

>>>56667111
Even the IPL has gone P2V? Fucks sake.

what has been the best meme of the /cric/ world cup so far?

>>56667168
I would've thought that soccer would be on free TV there considering how big it is and the amount of ad revenue it could make

>>56667203
>implying Donkey didn't absolutely demolish that one

That election was fucking GOAT, all the kiddies crying about muh internets, and fucking Hone didn't even get in

>>56667216
meme

>>56667197
Plus they'd have to give up 5 full days of what could otherwise be loads of other daytime TV shows. Unless they're a dedicated sports channel, and there really aren't many of those that aren't behind a pay wall.

>>56667203
>btfo

He won and Dotcom's getting deported

>>56667216
your mums bone

>>56667217

Free tv gets FA Cup and a couple of Champions League games, but the Champs League games are going to BT Sport next season.

>>56667216
Wizards of le waverly plaec

>>56667217
>putting something on for free when you can charge for subscriptions and still collect ad revenue

Your business degree is being put to good use

>>56667216
Wizards of wizerley

>>56667217
>I would have thought the biggest sport in the country would be on free TV

>that clutch save

>>56667216

England.

>>56667197
Channel 9 manage fine here

>cricket finishes earlier than the 5 days
>BIG BANG THEORY ON REPEAT LOOP

>>56667154
does england have anti-siphoning laws too? cricket just didn't make the cut?

i hate rupert murdoch

>gary 'already been lbw'd twice' balance

>>56667267
I missed this one fill me in

>>56667216
>kane williamson is the greatest meme batsman of all time and met his girlfriend on a wizards of waverly place forum

>>56667270
It's like that here
AFL, NRL and Cricket all have games on free TV as well as pay TV

>>56667215
Sky have got the IPL starting with the 2015 edition.

>>56667270
Well that's how it works in Australia...

is NZ goat fielding?

>>56667217
That's true but Sky and BT combined payed £5.1 billion for TV deals from 2016-19.

The ad revenue reliant channels can't compete with that.

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>>56667216
>tfw no WOWP gf to cheer me on when I play Jugger with my bros

The NZ team seems pretty chill and layed back. Are there any arseholes in the team?

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Noice fielding

>>56667257
>>56667267

definitely waverly place

>>56667215

Sky bought the rights to the IPL last year.

Club cricket has been in decline too. Seems like all the new lower class scum see cricket as a faggot sport and only play divegrass

If the ECB weren't so arrogant they should use the formula that the BBL has done to attract new viewers

hello where are the runs

>>56667332
glasses man is a funny one but no massive cunts

>>56667216
Big fan of PANDERING

>>56667216

>tfw no gf to watch Wizards of Waverley Place and play Jugger with

Why haven't New Zealand bowled this shit team out yet?

>>56667308
yes


>>56667332
no, not as far as i know. definitely not a bunch of racist cunts like your team.

>>56667353

where are the signings?

>>56667363
>Pandering
>/cric/ world cup
started way before that m8

>>56667332
Ross Taylor's the only one who isn't likeable, but I don't think he's an asshole

>>56667353
go to work

>>56667332
Theyre all str8 fucken legends m8

It's called a run rate England

>>56667287
>The Ofcom Code on Sports and Other Listed and Designated Events regulates that coverage of certain major sporting events (known as "Category A" events, covering certain major domestic events and major international competitions such as the Olympics and FIFA World Cup) must be broadcast primarily on a free-to-air channel (but can share coverage with pay channels), while certain events known as "Category B" events can be shown on pay channels, but supplemental coverage (such as highlights or a delayed broadcast) must be provided by a free-to-air channel.

Cricket falls under Category B, so Sky can basically monopolize live cricket broadcasting.

>>56667332

McClenahan could be a cunt

>>56667304
Any idea who's got the highlights?

>>56667344
>If the ECB weren't so arrogant they should use the formula that the BBL has done to attract new viewers

100%. BBL has exploded in popularity since it moved from exclusively on Foxtel to all being FTA on Ten.

>>56667332

Tall poppy syndrome tends to weed out any dickheads in the team

Is the Australian team actually filled with unlikable people or am I just biased because they're Australians?

Like I can't look at Johnson or Smith without thinking about how they look like terrible people

>>56667413

He does Crossfit, he probably is a cunt

>>56667411
Who determined the categories?

So essentially cricket is considered a fringe sport in England then?

MEMED

Goneskies

BALELENCE

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>>56667447
you're biased but you're also probably right

BASED BOULT SEVENTH OVER IN A ROW AND STILL BALLIN

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BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

SUCK MY BIG FAT DICK SHARIA CUNTS

>>56667447
Most of them seem like dickheads.

Garbage.
Pure garbage.

>>56667421
nobody probably

>>56667459
the government

the ecb told them to make cricket category b

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>>56667447

idk. possibly. they seem like a bunch of obnoxious cunts.

warner is def a cunt.

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>Blellance

>>56667447
Steve Smith is actually likeable
Ryno is by far our most likeable cricketer though, right attitude and gutsy as fuck

>>56667447
johnson, warner, finch and watson seem pretty unlikeable. others like smith and faulkner are based. clarke seemed like a fuckwit when he was younger but he's a bit better now

>>56667508

nice man

>>56667447

Smith and Finch seem based as fuck

Warner, Starc and Johnson are objectively massive dickheads, but I think MJ is like that on the field.

thank you based anon

pls keep this up for the tournament

>>56667447
Rogers, Harris and Lyon are all top blokes

Haddin, Smith, Clarke, Warner, Johnson and both of the Marshii are known to be cunts

>>56667508
Impressive footwork

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Why is this allowed?

>poms national sporting anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M1L15hpphQ

>>56667508
Keep up

When will englel recruit a good player like Adam Vogues

>>56667447
Nathan Lyon looks like a lad that would give really nice hugs

england all out for 100

>>56667528
Nah, Clarkey's a good player but he's still a massive fuckwit.

>>56667158

GREATEST PM

>>56667528
>only sissy boys are likeable

>4 Innings
>2 runs

holy shit

BOULT HIM

>>56667499
>the ecb told them to make cricket category b

Why would they do that? Just so they could latch onto the Sky teat?

Honestly dumb administrating. Kids won't watch if it's not accessible, talent pool is reduced.

GOLLABSE WHEN ?? :-DDDDDDDDX

>Morgan
>Last 4 innings
>2 runs

>>56667548
is that actually a leprechaun

>Last 4 innings
>Average 0.5

jej

>>56667580
>faulkner
>sissy boy

nah mate

>tournament average 0.5

>>56667508

>outsourcing your batting to Zimbos

There's your problem right there

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>last 4 innings
>runs: 2
> best: 2

it's
>4 innings
>2 runs
>best: 2
which means he has 3 ducks in the last 4

>>56667587
Short term profit. ECB are a bunch of morons; just look at their T20 comp.

>>56667587
they want / need the money

>>56667459
Ofcom determines the categories, basically the regulator for broadcasting in the UK.

Category A is Olympics, Champions League finals, Wimbledon, FA cup final, Rugby world cup final, Grand National. Stuff like that.

Cricket falls firmly under category B. It used to be Category A until the ECB had it changed to B in 2006 and then sold exclusive rights to Sky.

Hoping Morgan gets a concussion tbh.

>>56667332
Jesse Ryder but he got kicked out.
So just Ross Taylor

Can
>0.5
be the new meme?

>>56667543
Yeah this is my perception too.

who comfy here

steady rain in Brisbane is nice for now

TELL ME YOU'VE GOT THE POWER

AND I SAY OOOOOH

>key to beating england: dismiss morgan early and win 71% of the time
no, it's just because morgan is always shit and england is always shit

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>mfw Morgan actually makes Cook look good

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>>56667590
>>56667594
>>56667601
>>56667621
>>56667626
>>56667646

so we will probably end up having to chase like 210 or so

not 2 bad bois

bring back bopara

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You cook have stopped this.

is Morgan shitting himself, m8s?

There are australians in this thread who don't like based Mitch Marsh, Bad Baddin and Mitch Johnson. End yourselves

>>56667629

I can't understand which retard thought it would be a good idea to spread out a t20 comp across 4 months with FC and List A matches at the same time

>>56667646
Wait for the average to get lower

>>56667659

yuh. 18 and sunny in Dunners.

>>56667679
>210
We won't make 150 m8.

>>56667691
>Marsh
Based all around

>Brad Haddin
>Mitch Johnson
Great players, shit people

le glasses man is back

>>56667688
If cook was here the England innings would be over by now.

Work
ork
rk
k

>almost run out

top kek

Fucking Pikey cunt is shitting himself.

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>>56667659
>tfw Australia-Bangladesh is washed out tomorrow

England need to slow the fuck down

Its no big deal lads but I think we are going to win this world cup

>>56667756
nah a counter attack is better than completely shutting down

>>56667775

I've been here since the opening match. Really fucking pulling for you guys

>MEME SHOTS

is he trying to get out

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, FUCK OFF YOU IRISH TWAT.

how the fuck is it raining that much in melbourne

>>56667775
lol

>tfw gf just went out to buy my bday present

Perfect time to have a cheeky wank tbh ;^)

>Morgan tries a reverse sweep

>>56667796
No need to be lewd

>>56667691
I'm sure they are fine off field (Marsh too busy guzzling down booze) but on field Haddin and Johnson go over the top of playing tough cricket and just act like cunts.

NZ know how to do it right.

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>dat reverse sweep

>>56667804
It's not

>>56667809
fuck off

>>56667804

Queensland, there are two separate hurricanes wrecking shit

>>56667809
dont use too much vaseline

I had to flush 3 times to get rid of the sheen just now

>>56667783
Thanks for that knowledge you fucking fat cunt

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>>56667676

>>56667809
Does she tutor a Kenyan perhaps?

>>56667809
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56667846

bangladesh will feel right at home, except without all of their families and houses being washed away,only to rebuild their shacks in the exact same spots.

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>>56667855
>english captains

Should >we sell Cazorla in the summer lads?

https://i.4cdn.org/f/pussay.swf

australians any last requests before you are thrown up into the sky and drowned in a flood of wild fires?


brb quaking

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>>56667887

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>>56667888

>>56667904
>queensland
>australia

lel. anything north of the border is irrelevent

based le glasses man

>Australians are winning
>all players are cunts

>Australians are losing
>they are no longer cunts

NZ and England seem to have the biggest problem with the so called "arrogance" and I think that is because they don't have the capacity to be as ruthless and aggressive as the Australian team has historically been

>>56667850
k

>>56667963

nah mate. your players are always cunts.

>>56667963

Australians were still cunts when they were getting BTFO in India and England m8

New Zealand are just as aggressive as Australia right now, they just don't need to be cunts on the field about it

>>56667899
just got kicked off the computer at centrelink

thanks dickhead

>>56667963
That's the thing though, even when we were losing we were still massive cunts.

who /gettingsleepy/ here

>>56667963
what are you talking about

your players are generally cunts because your country is generally full of cunts

>>56667963
This -> >>56667985 When you're winning you're arrogant cunts and when you're losing you're whining cunts.

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LGTSS

>>56668016

>Being an absolute lightweight

>>56667963
Australian players are both bad winners and bad losers

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>>56668022

>malemodeldive

How long do you give eion lads?

>>56668022
2 Titans involved too apparently

>>56667985
>>56668001
>>56668011
>>56668019
>>56668021


Confirmed

ALWAYS cunts

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>>56667963
You're pretty much the worst losers, and now that I think about it the worst winners as well.

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>mfw England don't even make it past Group Stage

>Morgan 4 (9)
wtf are you doing new zealand?

>>56668054
>always mad
kek

>>56667985
>>56668001
>>56668019
>all these kiwis

I can't wait for the tears from NZ when they get bullied by the big strong rude Australians

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>>56667985
>>56668001
>>56668019
>>56668021
>>56668046
>>56668054
>>56668056

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>Morgan getting more than 0 runs

what is happening

>>56668057

>tfw btfo by Afghanistan

>>56668022
lel what a dickhead, as if he hasn't made enough money over the course of his mercenary career

>letting morgan octuple his tournament average

>>56667963
Everybody knows you're just cunts

>>56668022
Karmichael Hunt? More like Karmichael Cunt

>>56668056
>Forgetting England pissing on their own field

>>56668065
i can't wait for that too

>>56668065
>big
>3/4s of the team are fucking manlets

>letting morgan get runs
>shit zealand

>>56668065

>Starc and Johnson being of any use on a drop-in

topkek

>>56668022
kek, his name is K.Hunt

>>56668022
L I T E R A L L Y all that has happened is he's said "Let's get a bag" with two Titans players, and they got caught in the sting with Jason Smith and that other bloke.

>>56668088
You people cared ten times more about that than we did.

>L-look! They're c-cunts too!

>casino has a dress code

this exists?

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DAILY REMINDER

>Falzon has been in high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams.[7] She is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, Falzon was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. Falzon was also seen with another Bulldog player - Ben Roberts - at a Kings Cross nightclub only three hours after her toilet tryst with Williams[8]
>Falzon is in a relationship with Australian cricketer David Warner. [9] They had their first child on 11 September 2014.[10]

>>56668110
>anybody playing Starc's in-swinging yorkers
I'll believe it when I see it.

The Kiwi commentators sound like they are about to wet themselves with excitement whenever NZ does anything remotely good

Pretty cute tbh

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Hi I'd like to order another wicket please

>>56668151

>swing in Auckland

I'll believe it when I see it

Nah just kidding m8, should be a GOAT game

Beefy's bants needs work.

>>56668135
No you fucking fuckface ugly cunt, his name is Karmichael Hunt, and if you solely use the initials of his first name and not his second his name is K Hunt. Fucking moron ugly cunt wanker fuckface.

>>56668150
David CK Warner

>rangas

>>56668150
Everyone has a past m8, leave it off

>nz commentators being absolute cucks

>>56668183
Shut up ya khunt.

>you will never have cheeky bantz with Warnie and Botham

>>56668144
My point stands though

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>>56668197

>Auscucks

>>56668182
what are you thinking about x

>>56668150
if you truly love me my past and present doesn't matter babe

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>>56668135

>>56668204
they can't believe they are allowed to be that close to Warney and the rest

>Not listening to based Aggers & Boycott

Shame the radio commentary is a ball behind the tv.

>>56668206

>you will never go out on a lads night with Beefy and Warnie and have their sloppy seconds

feels pretty bad tbh

just woke up.
wht happened?

>>56668197

>oh anon im so glad you dont judge me for my past
>r9kj.jpeg

>>56668195
This could be a daring synthesis :^)

>>56668232
>aggers
>based

bitch nigga cant handle any bantz what so ever

>>56668243
the peoples republic of isis being btfo by the nz cricket team

>>56668243
my curry spilled, make me a new batch you slacker

>>56668150
Seriously Braith Anasta must be hung like a horse, how the fuck does he do it?

>>56668232

>Jonathan "no bully pls big strong Australians" Agnew

>>56668265
he is a good looking fit bloke with money

>how does he do it

>>56668265
Money and fame

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>>56668241

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SOMEBODY POST BOTHAM DICK.
PLEASE.

glasses man is going to take two wickets

stop talking about dicks and guys, there's a cricket match on you know?

Why is Morgan in the ODI side?

I'm honestly curious.

>that dropping run rate

>run rate 3.79

>>56668287
>>56668291
Then why are all the cricketers and AFL players wifes all uggos when they make more money?

Based Geoff.

>>56668343
Probs wanted to be in the World Cup squad.

Morgan is worse than Cook

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>>56668241
>tfw had a dream where I was in Melbourne with some m8s for a pissup weekend away and I managed to lose my m8s because they were being cunts and ended up at a poker table at the Crown and Warney just happened to be there and it was already like 1:30 in the morning and we played poker for like 4 hours and we had bants and became m8s and he won and he invited me up to his suite and it was like a scene from that Dan Blizeran's instagram complete with hot bitches but instead it was Warney

>>56668343
>specialist captain
It's the new strategic meme. We did the same thing with Bailey.

>>56668022
Rugby Union: Not even once

>>56668343

He's actually one of >England's best ODI players. He's just had an awful run over the past year. A career average of 37 is pretty good

He's a decent enough tactician and has a cooler head than Cook so he's the natural choice for captain

>>56668353
Anasta is a great golfer, he has a media career and is based in the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney which is the breeding ground of hot rich sluts

Are Irishcucks white?

>>56668395
He could do better than that rekked slut from Home and Away though.

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>British boss
>he's going to the game
>sent him a cheeky banterous text about the score
>he hasn't replied

Am I gonna get fired lads?

>>56668395
Then why are eastern suburbs golfers wives all uggos?

>>56668443

you've done it now m8

>>56668443
welcome to NEETdom m8

>>56668245
I doubt I'd tell my future wife that I've fucked 40+ women

>>56668443
What did it say

>>56668443
Nah, I'm sure your girlfriend and him will work out a compromise

>>56668443
never banter with the boss unless hes a total bro

>>56668443
Bwahahahaha NEW ZEACUCK BTFO EAT SHIT

>>56668443
He's >enjoying the match with his friends and family, not frogposting on a Chinese cartoon website. Why would he be looking at his phone?

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>RR under 4.00

>>56668343
Reputation.

In the past, he's made some brilliant knocks, and he's supposedly known as a destructive batsman. He's a capable player. Average of about 37 at an SR of 86 is pretty good.

He's just in the shittest form its possible to be in right now, along with the rest of the team.

>>56668458
>>56668469
>>56668473
>>56668476
>>56668486
>>56668488
>>56668495

No worries lads, he just replied :)

HEAVY BREATHING

>Deep breathing intensifies

>>56668537
Screenshot or didn't happen

>>56668509
tbf he did make a nice hundred right before the current run of ducks.

>HEAVY BREATHING

What's up with the creepy pedophile breathing on Sky Sports?

>>56668537
Yeah, he just finished inside your girlfriend too.

>breathing
FUCK OFF

Who is the commentator breathing heavily into his mic

BREATHING INTENSIFIES

lel who the hell is breathing so loud

LOUD BREATHING CONFIRMED

*breathing intensifies*

England would literally be a better ODI side if they played it like 20/20

It's just like one of my ASMR videos

what the fuck is this coverage

Someone is outta shape

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>breathing

morgan pls get out muh bets

god fucking dammit, I love it /cric/

>>56668572

>gf

NORMALFAGS GET OUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Looks like its Lloyd, his mic is too high up.

>>56668638
fuck off

can we beat australia bro

Dat save

>>56668597
they lost to the netherlands in the t20 championship last year though...

>THAT PACE

>>56668663
You won't even beat England

>tfw can't watch the match and shitpost wtith /sp/ bros

>>56668663
nah. johnson will end the kane meme and Australia will win by 150 runs

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dat fielding

>not stepping away from the mic to breathe in

>>56668656

u mad tasmania

>>56668601
Here's one of mine :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc

I want this NZ meme team to crash and burn

>>56668663
objectively no

does anderson = jacob oram

>>56668695
y not bby??

Just killed a nasty looking spider guys.

I think we will beat australia bro

>Aggers talking about Orcs on the radio

kek

>>56668725
it aint a meme team
its a dream team

>>56668714
>tfw based MDE is back up

>>56668738
post a pic of it

>>56668738
>>>/twitter/

>>56668734
Not injured enough to be Oram

reckon I might kill myself this year tbh

>>56668735
After the Peshawar incident they've been confiscating our phones at school.

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>9 (26)

>>56668751

>Black speak

>>56668767
don't do that

>>56668767
>mfw thinking of offing myself as well

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Why isn't Morgan on the meme team?

Surely this is a truly meme statistic

>>56668765

oram was fun to watch when he was healthy

>>56668767

Helium or rope?

>>56668767
Well you couldn't get dubs

>>56668790
don't do that bro

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>>56668738
>Spent about an hour earlier today going over every nook and cranny in my room sucking up all the spiders & webs

I wouldn't last a fucking minute in any country with more deadly wildlife.

>>56668767
don't do it m8

i hooked up with a girl last night in town, literally the first time i've ever pulled a girl on a night out and i'm 23

we're all gon make it :3

>>56668767
do it pussy

>pew

>>56668790

are you a farmer, bro

>New Zealand's biggest industries are sheep and wood

you can't write this shit

>>56668803
fuck that pic

>muh wood

>>56668803
how much would money would you need to be offered to walk through that?

Is Morgan England's Memeswell?

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>one of your favourite websites

>>56668803
>killing spiders and destroying their webs

You fucking idiot. Do you enjoy mozzies and flies? Spiders won't fuck with you if you leave them alone and will kill every annoying insect that will

>>56668803
Spiders are bro tier though, they keep the real pests away like flies, cockroaches etc

>>56668822

muh beef

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L O G S
O
G
S

daily reminder that this is a daily reminder

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lots of farmers offing themselves these days because dairy prices and their $500000000000 mortgages

don't worry lads I won't do it I don't have a mortgage

who /nothing to live for/ here

>>56668822
>New Zealand's biggest industries are dairy and agriculture

ftfy

>>56668844
>>56668848

I wonder who could be behind this post

>>56668803
Spiders are better than cockroaches.

>tfw kitchen has heaps of tiny cockroaches living in it and no matter I kill there's still always more

>>56668832
The Big Meme actually scores runs

>>56668856
>14(29)
>now 15(33)

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>>56668858
thank you

>>56668862
/here/

got denied from a community college. why am i even living

>>56668830
are they deadly?

>>56668856
nice

>yfw all out for 200

has this just turned into /depression/?

even as a sad bastard who is by himself all the time, I don't wanna die m8s

>>56668905

I wish it was you instead of Hughes

>>56668889
i didnt think that was possible

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I don't like spiders lads

Daddy long legs and little jumping spiders that live in the grass are the only ones I permit to live

The rest live by the rule that if I see them they die