Assume thread

>>25415903
Smells like rancid fish and only dates white guys who earn 6 figures

>>25415910
Sigh... No

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I'm taking control of this thread

>>25415923
You're an attempt at human cloning that accidentally mixed the genes of Ethan from h3h3 with Jim from the Office

>>25415903
She has no self esteem, and doesn't actively look for people top hang out. She hopes that someone will actively seek her attention, thus feeling the void of unimportance.

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>>25415903
very lightweight
>>25415923
unemployed

>>25415997
Meth addict.

>>25416001
thank you i was thinking i look like a drug addict too, from lack of sleep and picking at my face and general autism although i've never even done drugs. also people never talk to me because i think i look scary.

>>25415923
No, you can't.
>>25415969
Maybe part is true
>>25415973
Yes

>>25415903
I assume that isn't you in the photo.

>>25416027
Oh? What part?

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>>25415903
Studying in a non stem field
>>25415923
Eats cereal without milk
>>25415973
Exclusively drinks cider
>>25415997
Far left wing

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>>25415903
Has picky taste and high expectations for men, drinks soy and almond milk
>>25415997
Serial killer
>>25416073
Friends only with females

>>25415923
Zero hobbies that involve going outside.
>>25415973
Has a drinking problem.
>>25415997
Confused about sexuality due to absent father and oedipal mother.
>>25416073
Histrionic bisexual.
>>25416095
Wanted to shoot up his school but pussied out.

Had a pet dog just b4 dinner but not anymore

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>>25415997
Likes true crime
>>25416073
Goes on /fa/
>>25416095
Alt right

>>25416073
Likes mainstream stuff
>>25416095
Seems to think the dark side looks best for him, when a smile could be much better.
>>25416120
She knows shes cute, but likes to here it from anons from time to time.

>>25415903
You're only attracted to white guys and you heavily despise your culture's conservative values

>>25415903
Secretly a lady boy
>>25415923
Can't admit to himself that he likes men sexually
>>25415973
Pretty enthusiastic, a little assholish
>>25416073
Does drugs, has unbearable personality >>25416120
Enjoys squeaking very loudly, dressing like a toddler and watching anime.

>>25415903
Likes cats.
>>25415923
Very light skinned curry nigger.
>>25415973
Once had sex with a blood relation.
>>25415997
Likes hommus. Masturbates with shower head.
>>25416073
Begins gender reassignment soon.
>>25416095
Ephebophile.
>>25416120
Picks her nose and eats it.

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>>25416289
Timed out, meant to post with this pic. Assume away...

>>25416295
Can work a TI-83 like nobody's business.

>>25416303
holy crap you know me well

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>>25415903
Studies Art
>>25416120
Has a physical collecrion of anime figurines.
>>25416095
Antifa
>>25416295
STEM Field
>>25416073
/fa/ggot

>>25415903
>>25416120
>>25416295
wants D

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>>25416323
Hentai in the streets
>>25416295
Loves bubble tea
>>25416120
Is half Asian
>>25416095
Got nice fashion sense

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Close up snapchat pic cuz that's all I have

>>25416385
Frequents rate threads. Possibly insecure.

>>25416323
Has a lot of friends and a high snapchat score.

>>25416295
Nerdy but cool

>>25416120
Uses tinder frequently

>>25416095
Very fashionable

>>25415923
Is living a boring life but you want that to change soon.

>>25415903
You're missing something you very much want. Maybe you devote too much time to work so you're lonely.

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>>25415997
Seek sunlight
>>25416073
Has gotten hit on by a guy
>>25416291
Cool dude
>>25416295
Cool Asian?

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>>25416323
Always constipated

>>25416385
Shops at Macy's

>>25416398
Not one for deodorant

>>25416422
Collects shrunken heads, and displays them sideways

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>>25415903
tried becoming a kpop idol but failed

>>25415923
secretly likes furries

>>25415973
high school teacher

>>25415997
cuts pizza with scissors

>>25416073
still plays pokemon go

>>25416295
has a collection of yuri and yaoi under her bed

>>25416385
cares a lot about his hair

>>25415903
Less shallow than most other Stacy whores

>>25416120
Normie trash

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>>25416073
posts "manlets BTFO" threads and gets angry when he sees "lanklets BTFO" threads
>>25416095
pretentious af
>>25416120
dad left when you were young

>>25416430
Macy is lit

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Do your worst.

>>25416500
So when are you done with your parole?

>>25416620
Meh 2/10 for trying

>>25416536
Shallow rostie

>>25416649
I'm unwitty at the worst moments. Feels bad.
>>25416655
Rip me. That's what I get for taking the glasses off.

>>25415903
Hasn't realised that no one is unique yet
>>25415923
You look like goofy's son but as a human
>>25415973
That pill in Ibiza guy
>>25415997
The pit is an excuse for your friends to finally hit you
>>25416073
Your top two artists are Arctic monkeys and Bastille and you get your tattoos off tumblr
>>25416095
Parents told you that you'd peak in college. They lied and you dropped out.
>>25416120
All your friends are cuter than you so you come on /soc/ since irl they get the attention
>>25416291
Not even your dog wants to be your friend
>>25416295
Masturbates to Olli Sykes
>>25416323
Has a meme group chat with a bunch of other loner weirdos and it makes you all feel superior
>>25416385
Idk. You literally do not make an impression, maybe it's the lack of face. Could be a good thing you're hiding it.
>>25416398
The "where's my hug too" guy
>>25416422
Damn, I'm sorry about your life...
>>25416430
Not as pretty as you think you are
>>25416461
^^^same to you. Like moose from archie irl
>>25416483
Everest college "success" story guy
>>25416500
Your mum smoked too much weed when she was pregnant with you
>>25416536
Aren't you that meme girl?

>>25416702
I'm a meme?

>>25416704
Yeah, that crazy gf shit, ain't that you?

>>25416712
Haha no.

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WE OUT HERE

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>>25416728
Damn!!! You guys look super similar (to me at least lol)

Inb4 fat baby who is like tom hanks in "Big"

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>>25415903
Loves to read
>>25415923
Played soccer
>>25415997
Insomniac
>>25415973
Likes craft beer
>>25416073
Owns a dog
>>25416295
Reads manga
>>25416398
Browses /sp/

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>>25416536
people mistake you for 13 year old but you are 19
>>25416828
you are a pretty good dude until you get drunk.
>>25416844
SYKA BLYAT' SLAVIK WHERE IS MY PIVO
>>25416759
i assume you will regret being such a "bro" rn
>>25416483
i assume girls assume that you got a small dick ( coz u lift)
i assume guys assume that you are juicing
>>25416461
i assume you found out what grime is few weeks ago
>>25416398
i assume you have fucked your friends younger sister, you also get weed for schoolkids

>>25416877
I'm actually a happy drunk

>>25416877
Super into Military stuff

also I normally dont look like such a bro. I was just on vacation lol

>>25416877
It's the trash stache that makes me look like a pedo I'm just too lazy to shave it :(

>>25415903
Looks shy but really a crazy bitch

>>25416323
Have a lot of friends but none that really care

>>25416398
Likes drinking cold ones with the Boyz

>>25416430
Stays up til 5 am every night

>>25416461
Use to be overweight

>>25416500
Can't grow a beard

>>25416759
Hates his parents

>>25416796
Goes to Starbucks atleast once a week

>>25416828
Wears that hat in 90 degree weather

>>25416844
Gets trashed on the reg

>>25416877
Gym rat

>>25416926
Lel. Im close with my parents. I probably don't look it but im 24.

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>>25415903
starts out nice, turns out to be a total cold bitch if you engage with her to much
>>25415923
can't swim
>>25415973
his only alcohol remedy is more alchohol
>>25415997
was 'that girl' in hs
>>25416073
spends all his money on music festivals
>>25416095
regularly does mdma
>>25416120
eats bread with water
>>25416291
when visiting foreign countries buys beer for strangers
>>25416295
first time she drank alcohol was after 18
>>25416323
listens only to white rap
>>25416385
sips regularly
>>25416398
was a dealer in hs
>>25416422
did crack for some period in their life
>>25416430
drinks decaf
>>25416461
fails to fake russian accent
>>25416483
you got all that mass from only hiking
>>25416500
your biggest succes was going into library
>>25416536
people think you faked your id
>>25416759
thinks he is cool
>>25416796
only drinks coffee with at least 2 tsps of sugar
>>25416844
wydawalo mi sie ze to bluza onru
>>25416828
drinks tea with herbs
>>25416877
only does calisthenics

>>25415903
male

>>25416926
>cant grow beard
FEELS BAD MAN REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>25415997
Hmm

Drug addict for sure

>>25416120
Russian/slav

>>25416295
Korean

>>25416877
>>>>>/fit/

>>25417054
Bit of a slob

Also how can you call that Asian person Russian/Slavic? blows my mind

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>>25416926
Shit I forgot to post my pic

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>>25417213
Loves art and nature
>>25417054
Likes a good beer
>>25417026
Is into computers and can tell the difference between scotch and whiskey
>>25416877
Seem pretty cool but bored with life at the moment

>>25417222
Based off your pic and assumptions I'd say you're a really positive dude

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>>25417222
extremely passionate about cycling and wants to connect with your european roots
>>25417213
owns 3 cats, progressive values, barista
>>25417054
from florida, lifts, improperly managed anger issues
>>25417026
stewart little/10, keeps up with popculture way too much
>>25416877
mildly insecure, has a hobby of barhopping and juggling.
>>25416828
has 2 kids, works a management job for some weird indie company
>>25416796
lethargic, waitress, probably from the south or something. listens to lorde
>>25416759
spends too much of parents money on merch>>25416536
>25416536▶>>25416655 >>25416702 >>25416877 >>25417026
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amish parents, kimmy schmidt tier personality, friendly tho
>>25416500
DREAMER

>>25415903
probably super boring
>>25415923
you look like a holocaust survivor lmao
>>25415973
regular /b/ user
>>25415997
diagnosed with schizophrenia in his early 20s
>>25416073
twink
>>25416095
can't talk to girls
>>25416120
insecure af
>>25416291
doesn't give a fuck
>>25416295
you look nice, i don't wanna be mean
>>25416323
prone to anger bursts
>>25416385
thinks he's ugly
>>25416398
very dumb
>>25416422
poor
>>25416430
literally has no life
>>25416461
confused?
>>25416483
pretty normal dude that doesn't belong with the degenerates on here
>>25416500
you cry everyday
>>25416536
you're a good person
>>25416759
stupid as fuck, probably can't locate chile on a map
>>25416796
thinks that cocaine is cool
>>25416828
boring person
>>25416844
probably a badass
>>25416877
racist
>>25417026
smart
>>25417054
nationalist
>>25417213
insecure af, probably is a slut too
>>25417222
smokes weed

>>25415923
i just realized how similar we look i did like a triple take

>>25417206
I'm from Russia, we have a lot of Asian looking people who are Russian..

Not a slob actually.... but ok


>>25417222
I don't drink actually..

>>25417249
not from Florida, no anger issues, good job/life balance and yea I lift..

>>25417265
I'm actually libertarian and don't follow politics much. I don't really believe in excess govt control

>>25417294
touché

>>25417294
Sure, they live in Russia but they're still not actually Russian. Just part of the muddled empire?

Ok cool, the beard made me think so.

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>>25415923
you shave your eyebrows so it won't turn into a unibrow
>>25415973
scandinavian
>>25415997
your father/husband beat you
>>25416073
"People don't understand me"
>>25416291
slow hairloss
>>25416295
not a fan of white people

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>>25417332
Probably plays fps games, but not too much
>>25417249
You're a bit insecure, but ultimately know that you look good
>>25417213
Is a big novel reader
>>25417222
Owns a mountain bike

>>25417251
Getting choked in bed makes you cum hard af.

>>25416385
>Hentai in the streets
Not sure how to interpret this
>>25416398
>Has a lot of friends and a high snapchat score.
I can't really say i have a lot of friends. Not that live nearby anyways. My snapscore is 17k something but that's considered pretty low here.
>>25416430
>Always constipate
Not unless i eat weird shit.
>>25416702
>Has a meme group chat with a bunch of other loner weirdos and it makes you all feel superior
Painfully accurate
>>25416926
>Have a lot of friends but none that really care
same as last one
>>25417026
>listens only to white rap
Pretty far off. More 80's Japanese Pop and Shoegaze.
>>25417265
>prone to anger bursts
Very far off. I can't remember the last time i got properly angry. I used to be though, in grade school. After puberty i just stopped getting angry at things.

>>25417054
I actually am half Ukrainian Half Korean so you're right

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Assume.

>>25417618
People often assume you're not as nice as you really are

Also typically people won't respond to you unless you also assume about other people, just a heads up.

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>>25417354
owns too many pokemon cards for someone your age
>>25417332
can be coaxed into almost anything
>>25417249
can't decide what your sexuality is, so you go with what makes you feel unique
>>25417222
coasted through college, don't really try to challenge yourself
>>25417213
owns a DSLR or wants to (buy a Sony A6000 instead)
>>25417054
Listens to metal, even though you don't particularly like it much
>>25417026
had one girlfriend. you were really sweet to her, but didn't know where to go from there

>>25417636
Nope, i own too many MTG cards XD

My assumption for you is that you played tennis in high school

Side note: your eyes are super pretty, I've never seen such green eyes. It was the first thing i noticed in your pic

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>>25417332
drinks too much alcohol
>>25417354
finds it difficult to socialize with people who don't share your interests
>>25417618
gossips about friends behind their backs, but doesn't know they do the same to you behind your back

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>>25417026
Loves Minecraft

>>25417054
Listens to Swedish metal

>>25417249
Twenty one pilots is your shit

>>25417332
Can blend in with almost any group of people

>>25417636
Has a lot of pets

>>25417667
Spends lots of time on instagram

>>25417667
I just find it difficult to socialize in general, so i guess you got that right.
I bet you have a very specific daily routine, and you don't like for it to be disputed
>>25417681
Listens to music he doesn't like, because his friends listen to it.

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>>25415903
cries a lot

>>25415973
done some spooky things to non consenting women

>>25416073
completely unbearable person

>>25416095
snobby but with no real accomplishments in life

>>25416120
really boring

>>25416291
calls anyone younger than him 'sport'

>>25416323
has a bad memory

>>25416385
insecure

>>25416398
dickhead

>>25416422
tries hard half the time

>>25416483
has only one picture of himself that he likes

>>25416536
please b my gf

>>25416828
genuinely nice bloke, overenthusiastic about green

>>25417026
loves a good whiskey

>>25417054
really hoping the beard masks his soft features

>>25417213
has a low tier retail job

>>25417249
yikes

>>25417251
absolutely not worth the wait

>>25417354
masturbates with hot wax and domme videos
i'm assuming bc of the roast thread

>>25417332
of slavic origin

>>25417681
smells bad

>>25417636
:(

>>25418212
This has to be bait.... You're insulting everyone while looking like an ugly degenerate who hasn't showered in a week

>>25418212
no, im not really into that
i dislike pain a lot

>>25418244
talk shit post pic

>>25418265
my bad, just the roast thread gave off that vibe

>>25418270
I'm going to be straight up and say I'm too insecure about my looks to post on here. But at least I'm honest, while you seem to have zero self-awareness. Like, look at your face.

>>25418299
Jeeze why ya being so mean? Theres a bully/roast thread up, go there.
>>25418270
I just like hearing the insults come from another person for once, instead of just constantly thinking them about myself.

>>25418299
exactly the response i expected lmao

i'll stop replying to you now bud

>>25418212
Also, my assumption for you is that you are a big Zelda fan

>>25418305
>>25418312
i know it's pretty generic advice but you'd look and feel a lot better if you worked out and followed some of the basic fashion advice on /fa/
i've lost some muscle and gotten kinda skinnyfat recently because of a motorcycle injury but I'm gonna go back to regular mountain biking soon, being active makes you feel really great.

and nah i'm not into zelda

>>25418324
I realize i need to work out and lose weight
But also I have awful depression that makes me want to curl up and die, so its tough to really do anything. I really do need to exercise more though
I used to jog, but people kept making fun of me while I was running, so now I have a lot of difficulty working out unless I'm completely alone.

>>25418335
people are bastards

i had the same problem with jogging when i was around 14 and overweight, destroyed my confidence until i got serious about losing it a couple years later

there's always hope guy, remember that you're improving yourself for you, not the people making jokes

>>25417222
shit, right guess about whiskey, scotch and computers
>>25417249
i don't like being to far behind on stuff to be honest
>>25417265
bet ya I am smart
>>25417636
how the hell did you guess did I had only one gf kek
>>25417681
never played minecraft, tho played a lot of crusader kings and europa universalis so autistic gaming for sure
>>25418212
yup, but not only whiskey :^)

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>>25418212
hurts inside at the mention of ed sheeran
>>25417681
heard multiple conflicting racial slurs addressed to you
>>25417647
emotionally a child
>>25417636
you probably do it yourself when your dogs need to be put down
>>25417222
this is the alternate timeline where you didn't do meth
>>25417213
lesbian

>>25416926
>>25417026
I don't drink coffee lol

>>25417249
Lmao I wish I was a waitress, tips yo; nah on the other two :(

>>25417265
I used to do blow once upon a time lmao

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>>25415923
The hero of our stories best friend, good to the core, loyal and talented.

Killed off to make the situation srs and feels.

>>25415973
"Are the kicking in for you?"

"Oh hell the fuck yes"

>>25415997
You saw It. Not sure It was, It's fucking terrifying.

>>25416073
So, like, I play a harmonica and, like, hit this box. You tots can't replace me

>>25416095
The dark side calls.

>>25416291
Bro. Bro. Bro. Bor. Bro I brought my dog.

>>25416323
"The puzzle was easy they said, sit in the chair they said..."

>>25416500
Football is life.

>>25416828
Ivan not bring just beer, Ivan bring life!

>>25416844
Yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shady are just imatatin...

>>25417026
The g'ould are not going to be expecting this...

>>25417054
War... War is hell. Pass the dip.

>>25417213
We shall adventure. Probably to the nice espresso place down the way..

>>25417249
Dude... You carry?

>>25418598
Your best friend and you are cops right? Ever fought off aliens or zombies together? Or maybe you help o'brien kill himself while you porked his hot daughter...

>>25417698
I did go through that phase in middle school lol

>>25418212
Umm no... I'm curious why you think that, it seems like a random insult

>>25418535
Yes! I just find it funny, because no one even gets my race right. It's hard to be offended by "spic" when you're not even Mexican or South American

>>25418785
You much prefer cheese with your wine?

>>25418835
I mean. Some wines go well with cheese?

But I prefer it with a fade to Black and a interesting story.

>>25419745
>>25420158
what are you doing dude?

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>>25417636
hangs out with guys cause it's less drama
>>25417667
likes white wine
>>25417681
listens to rap
>>25418212
weeb
>>25418535
people get confused over your gender
>>25418785
posts on /pol/

>>25418785
I like this guy, you're alright

>>25415903
Prostitute
>>25415923
Poo in loo
>>25415973
Pedo
>>25415997
Meth head
>>25416073
Skater boy said see ya l8r boy
>>25416095
Baths his hard drives in acid
>>25416120
Got bullied at school, now sucks cock
>>25416291
Cool dohg
>>25416295
Fat girl, sucks a lot of cock
>>25416323
Shooter in waiting
>>25416385
Pedo
>>25416398
Lives in nowhere and has no friends
>>25416422
Insecure black girl, feels left out of society
>>25416430
Looks like your trans
>>25416461
You think your hard but I could beat you up
>>25416483
Manlet
Balding
Over compensating
>>25416500
Look cool
>>25416536
Narcissistic slut
>>25416759
Insecure so you post a pic where I can't see shit
>>25416796
Boring slut
>>25416828
Kinda cool but autismo
>>25416844
Can I buy party drugs off you?
>>25416877
Super overcompensating Manlet
>>25420330
Ugly AF so takes meme angle pics
>>25420325
I'd regret letting you suck my cock, of which you begged for due to daddy issues
>>25418785
Wasted potential

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>>25420330
deep thinker
>>25420325
loves horror movies
>>25418785
good friend
>>25418598
works in a bank
>>25418535
looks messy but its a calculated kind of messy
>>25418212
ed sheeran
>>25417681
too normal for 4chan
>>25417667
not you
>>25417647
proud weeb
>>25417636
kind, doesnt drink or smoke
>>25417618
owns various bras in flashy colors
>>25417354
a little depressed
>>25417332
has a wide circle of friends
>>25417251
pretentious and shallow
>>25417249
into anime and shy
>>25417222
cant be bothered to do anything

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Only recent pic. Was high as fuck.

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>>25415973
You really enjoy sneaking up behind people and scaring the shit out of them
>>25415997
Dosent leave the house a lot
>>25416073
Skater boi
>>25416120
Is a qt, but is to insecure to realize it
>>25416291
Lives life like he's in Seinfeld
>>25416295
Reads a lot of Harry Potter
>>25416398
Lacked a good male role model in life
>>25416500
Lives the stereotypical Mexican lifestyle, but has a real sensetive side
>>25416759
"G-Easy is my idol"
>>25416844
You hate being sober
>>25417213
Loves cuddling people
>>25417222
Acts like a middle aged dad even though your 20s
>>25417251
Had a lot of boyfriends but would dump them for petty shit
>>25417332
Is /fit/
>>25417636
Is just naturally bitchy
>>25417647
May or may not be trans
>>25417667
REALLY likes being in the center of attention
>>25417681
plays lots of vidya
>>25420330
Can play acoustic really well

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Fuck it, here's a sober one.

>>25420560
tfw you totally left me out :')

>>25420583
The tragedy of /soc/ is that it still follows IRL rules.

>>25420592
What do you mean?

>>25420600
People get ignored if they're not liked.

>>25420616
okay...and what excactly makes me so unlikable?

>>25420637
Your not posting your tits

>>25420583
He was probably making his post at the same time as you, and hadnt refreshed, so he didnt get you or the guy right after you.
Also he actually skipped directly over me. Got the one before me and the one after.

I guess to be fair to the other two posters
>>25420637
Uni student that's naturally photogenic
>>25420544
>>25420567
Drives a Camero

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>>25418212
Not very likeable; sits alone at lunch table

>>25418535
You secretly like the fact that you're androgynous

>>25418785
Has an overly-done tinder profile, and remembers a bunch of cheesy pickup lines for later use

>>25420525
Doesn't know they want to be when they get older, so chose a generic major in college

>>25420560
Hangs out with mostly white guys

>>25420567
Give assumptions to get assumptions

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>>25420839
Drives a land cruiser and pretends it's a jeep. Hates black guys because his last gf dumped him for a taste of the BBC

>>25420325
Thinks that more women should be in STEM but majored in gender studies

>>25416844
"You're a nice guy, it's just that... I don't want to ruin our friendship."
>>25416759
Extremely awkward
>>25416398
Masturbates while watching himself in the mirror
>>25415997
Aileen Wuornos

>>25421206

You think you're the funny one in the group, but everyone resents you because you've rubbed them the wrong way once and haven't apologized

>>25421487
Painfully accurate

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>>25421473
single and in a thoughtful phase
>>25421457
lives near the ocean
>>25421206
unhealthy
>>25420839
into hip hop and sports
>>25420567
i dig your style, i guess ladies like it

>>25422396
plays around a lot with filters, changes hair color often

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>>25415903
>>25415903
Thinks she has kinky fantasies, but compaired to most people they're very vanilla
>>25416073
First time he's been outside in months, had to go outside to take the pic because his lab is all over the place
>>25416120
Super sweet, tends to turn into crazy girlfriend when a relationship goes south.
>>25416291
Dog did not want to take this pic, did it only because of fast food bribe, it's in the same hand as the phone.
>>25416295
Is that call f duty player everyone hates because she makes the crazy impossible shots. Usually through walls.
>>25416430
Can't tell if male, female, or neanderthal... seems like a kewl dude either way haha
>>25416536
Crazy girlfriend 100%, and can totally have my contact info hahaha
>>25416796
permanent resting bitchface, also.. wife of Lucifer

>>25417026
Most assume is nerd, actually awesome dude, with a social life.
>>25417054
came here hoping to join anonymous, comes back because it can't be all dicks and asses, it just can't
>>25417213
Lurks here hoping to one day find that one geek she can love, posted because this shit's pretty funny, secretly loves the dick pics
>>25417222
Normally posts dick pics, felt like shaking it up tonight
>>25417249
OH my god!! Kthulu kisses!! YES!!
KTHULUUUUU!!!
>>25417251
Cam whore... the shirt and reaaally fancy lace stuff is all she's wearing, the shirt just came out of her closit...
>>25417354
wants to be a viking, can't grow a beard
>>25417618
Most realistic android sex bot ever, posting to test how believable she is... haHA, didn't fool me!!
>>25417636
Super hot, also smart, never shows how hot she is, wants to be noticed for her mind and humor.
>>25417647
Lost all sense of reality after that one rave

>>25417667
makes her money forging checks, mostly for the thrill
>>25418535
damn dude, pick a gender
>>25420325
Can't decide if dom or sub [spoiler] neither, she just really likes the toys[/spoiler]
>>25420525
Super nice.

>>25422464
not done yet!!
>>25422355
Lives there
>>25422396
Has 198 selfies in phone right now, has to delete them weekly to make room

>>25421206
people think you're sweet when they meet you, they are very wrong. You think that funny shit too

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>>25416796
Nice to your friends, bitchy to everyone else
>>25417026
Cares too much
>>25417249
Thinks dead memes are hilarious, pretends to like anime
>>25417251
Likes bdsm
>>25417618
Quite, smarter than people think, probably really kinky
>>25417636
Got bullied by other girls in school
>>25417681
Everyone incorrectly assumes your ethnicity
>>25418535
Has a penis
>>25420325
Really artsy. Has a tumblr account
>>25420330
Into music
>>25420525
Likes art and indie shit, reads alot
>>25420567
People come up to you and rub your head
>>25421206
Hides behind self-deprecation/irony because of insecurity. Also might have depression
>>25422355
Rubs one out to hentai every now and then
>>25422464
Parents always nag you to shave that beard

>>25422924
Can you fucking stop

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>>25422396
super friendly, but shy in public places, had a lot of lovers
>>25422464
very 'dude'-like, always helpful and visits friends often
>>25422705
likes rap and casual sex, also kinda smart

>>25422975
Charges £200 an hour.

>>25422997
yeah, sure...

>>25422975
>>25422975
eastern european, judging by those blocks in the back.

>>25423036
technically north european now haha

>>25416926
dont go gym
>>25417026
only free weights
>>25417222
tru
>>25417249
lmao so wrong
>>25417265
wrong
>>25420384
kind of true, but not because of being a manlet

>>25422975
Sits at the back of lecture theatres, runs fingers through her hair every minute or so
>>25422705
Walks around in cargo shorts no matter the weather
>>25422464
Dad was an alcoholic, hasn't drank a drop in 20 years
>>25422396
Sleeps on her side. Keeps trying to change it up out of fear of messing up her neck but just can't fall asleep on her back, god damnit
>>25422355
Has a bottle of conditioner in the shower that you used twice a few months ago but didn't see any point, so now it's just gathering limescale
>>25421473
Only facebook posts in the past 3 years have been poses with his dog, probably a labrador or german shepherd named Thor or Loki or some shite like that
>>25421457
Owns a fullsized snowboard but only used it once, on his 13th birthday
>>25421206
Facebook profile picture is a zoomed-out shot of you on a grassy hill, wearing sunglasses and a flowery skirt
>>25420839
Posts pics of his totally wacky text conversations with his weed dealer all over various group chats
>>25420567
>>25420544
Owns a piece of supposedly-subtle video game merch, like an N7 hoodie or an Asscreed snapback
>>25420560
Goes to anime conventions and pulls the two-finger peace sign in every photo there
>>25420525
Has a very close group of 5+ best friends but still complains about being lonely with nobody to talk to
>>25420330
Enjoys cooking, not very good at it though
>>25420325
Only wears white/black clothes, considers herself a minimalist despite the mess of shite all over her bedroom floor

I enjoy taking part in these threads

4 hours late lol
whoops

>>25422975
Dude, that is right on the nose ^_^

>>25424017
True, kinda, I drink a little but haven't gotten drunk in about that long.

>>25422464
I like this guy, you're alright

>>25424771
Thank you ^_^

>>25424962
Sweet playful, hopes someone asks to see her tits, plans on saying no, doesn't now that's how half the cam whores started off.

>>25424962
Also prettier than she knows

>>25424962
Naturally brunette and is insecure of her saggy boobs.

>>25424017
Why not pot a pic too? or did you already?

I agree though these threads are fun.

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some of these come off as mean, but I'm just fucking around so don't take them too seriously
>>25422355
plays mmo's
>>25422396
someone who has spent far too many hours taking selfies
also is that a child in the background?
>>25422464
registered sex offender
>>25422705
thinks he's a stoner but only takes mouth hits
>>25422975
way too old for braces

>>25425801
O.o not cool fuck boy, not even funny and WAY off

>>25425855
"some of these come off as mean, but I'm just fucking around so don't take them too seriously"

>>25425855
Which one even are you?

>>25425887
oh goodie a lesson on 4chan posts ^_^

I'm NiYovjBQ on this thread, hover over that or click on it, you'll figure it out.
Also not really taking you seriously, just stating you are way off, your statement was not even funny, and you look like a fuck boy, talk like a fuck boy and clearly act like a fuck boy

>>25425900
Yeah I tried that and couldn't find any posts with your picture in it. Your ID must have changed. BTW I'm not that guy you're talking to.

>>25425978
Shit I forgot hahaha
>>25422464 is me >>.25425855 also
Now I feel spechial haha

>>25425978
Yeah I totally forgot about my VPN
And yeah I was thinking you were the guy I was talking to, That was pointed at him, my mistake.

>>25425900
Who hurt you

>>25426069
A lot of people...

>>25415903
Shy, with Asian ancestry

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>>25427801
able to talk clearly and well even if he's feeling awkward or uncomfortable
well mannered but frustrated with people in a resigned way

>>25425801
intensely shy, deep voiced, tries to suppress his laughs, sorting through a whole lot of awkwardness to find your identity
>>25422975
privately experiences these searing, incapacitating surges of distress, often anger or anguish, and is embarrassed of it as she fears for her health
often feels helpless, inadequate, and confused as to her place among people and in life. Close to giving up on whatever she's doing in pursuit of a fresh start. Really just wants someone she can rely on for once

>>25422705
annoying

>>25422396
cynical, deceptive, feigns a lot of coldness and cynicism as an avoidant defense, has actual talents that she has trouble showing to people whose opinions she does care about
still hurting from her ex
only meets lame guys lately, arrogant around them while underconfident among those she does like, but it's hidden under coldness

>>25422355
this guy is alright
he knows how to be himself and his humor is irresistible if you can understand it

>>25421473
plays xbox live
is really, really good at video games
decent enough at sports to keep up a respectable appearance at the gatherings of your old fashioned family
him and his friends call each other "niggers"

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>>25428771
extremely outgoing, sometimes unnervingly so
>>25422464
younger than he looks, has ridden a motorcycle at least once
>>25422396
extremely vain, listens to alternative rock

>>25415903
Doesn't date asian men.

>>25415923
Bi

>>25415973
Rapy

>>25415997
Druggy

>>25416073
Faggot or numale

>>25416095
Autism

>>25416120
Very insecure

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>>25415903 Took drama in High School, going to University for Veterinary Medicine.
>>25415923 Smokes a lot of weed and knocked up the fat chick he met in Community College
>>25415973 Shaves his head because #recedinghairline
>>25415997 pretty meth'd up
>>25416073 Struggles to find hats that fit
>>25416095 Still thinks it's not a phase and 'Brokencyde' is still cool.
>>25416120 Played the Clarinet in band and now seeks a job in retail.
>>25416291 learned the hard way that just having a dog isn't enough to get the girl.
>>25416295 Software Company Intern/Secretary for life.
>>25416536 Still waiting on that guy with the Leather Couch and cameras to call her back.
>>25416759 Has a 'Bernie 2016' bumper sticker.
>>25416796 Aspiring bank teller.
>>25416844 Also has a pair of Doc Martins with red laces.

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Someone sing me to sleep

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>>25415903
evening lads

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>>25429631
would like to own more guns
>>25428855
>left hand significantly darker than right hand

you drive with your arm out the window
>>25428771
uses too much cologne
>>25427801
no idea on you
>>25425801
has eaten cat food
>>25422975
you've crushed more than your fair share of mens' souls

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>>25429691
100% Correct on that one.

>>25422355
pls more, you're cute.

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>>25425801
Allergic to a lot of things

>>25428771
Watches 70's movies

>>25428855
Very shy until people know you

>>25429631
Loves mountain dew

>>25429691
Just got those glasses and you've been walking around your house with them

>>25429820
You post threads on /r9k/ and ask why girls won't date you.

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>>25429820

>>25429820
Eh, more of a Redbull guy. Other than that, it's Coke and Vanilla Crown.

>>25416796
the weird horse girl in middle school

>>25416877
asks 14 year olds to meet up

>>25417251
doesn't talk to anyone who isn't rich

>>25417354
collects katanas

>>25417618
is at the front line of a westbro protests with her family

>>25417636
didn't make the cheerleading team and cried all night

>>25417647
purposely buys foundation 2 shades lighter

>>25417667
sells fittea on instagram

>>25418212
wishes his mom would let him dye his hair black

>>25418535
doesn't know what deodorant is

>>25420325
#freebleeding

>>25420330
thinks the beatles are good

>>25420544
the creepy dude who follows young girls around the mall

>>25422705
has a youtube channel with his girlfriend of 1 month

>>25425801
still plays runescape

>>25429820
vapes

>>25425801
Has tried to put his little finger down his japseye at least once, just to see how it felt
>>25427801
Watches Dr Who, likes to attempt Capaldi's accent whilst watching
>>25428771
Sits in the window at coffee shops so he can watch people for 30min+
>>25428855
Has a youtube channel and constantly posts in /r/youtube asking why he doesn't have any subs
>>25429631
Has seen 3+ superhero movies this year and still complains about how many are being made these days
>>25429672
Has a gf and still complains about how lonely he is
>>25429683
Cleans his ears out with cotton buds twice per day
>>25429691
Wears shoes around the house because he knows how filthy the carpet is and cba to clean it
>>25429820
Has training in some performing art. I'll take a punt at piano playing

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>>25421457
listens to metal in the car every morning

>>25421473
really nice to your elders and liked by everyone

>>25422355
funny guy, like to spend time alone

>>25429631
likes fishing

>>25429820
likes coffee shops

>>25430946
fuck. it wasn't rotated. i'm sorry

>>25430949
Try again ho

>>25430710
I love the Marvel movies, I just wish they'd make more of them since I never got to read the comics as a kid.

>>25430946
I'm probably the worst person when it comes to fishing, I don't have the patience for it.

>>25430946
you're beautiful

>>25430710

Never watched a single episode, actually.

>>25429691
>>25430710
those are some very specific assumptions
sadly both are incorrect

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>>25416536
Likes natural stuff. Gay/bisexual. Rarely wears makeup. Hispanic.

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what do u think

>>25433467
has a degree in cosmetology and is extremely dissatisfied with their current living standards

>>25428771
genuine spiritualist, often gets frustrated with fake spiritualists, still tries to properly guide them.

>>25428855
Has seen his share of ghettos and came out a decent person. Also great sense of humor.
>>25433467
Apparently thinks this is a rate thread

>>25431551
Try bow fishing, it's a whole different thing, I think right up your ally

>>25428855
Yes I've ridden a bike or two, not nearly enough and none were as nice as I'd like.
And yes I'm holding out for a harly. Had a Kawasaki volcan, still wasn't worth working on to me. I don't judge others for what they ride, just not interested in throwing my leg over less than awesome.

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It's a pic from a couple years ago, but sure

>>25433467
>what do u think
i think you're posting your ex

>>25420384
Close, but I'm a virgin
>>25422464
Correct
>>25422705
Nah, I'm a total baby
>>25429631
Too boring!!
>>25429921
Lmaooo, horses and dolphins are my least favourite animals

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>>25415903

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Recently lost 65 lbs. What do you think?

>>25434096
Great stomach

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>>25434113
Thx

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>>25434113
No rate for me?>>25434018