Tinder thread Post profiles and rate each other or give tips

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>>25122065
Is this funny?

What are some tips for first messages when their profile doesn't have much to use and when their name isn't punny?

>>25122167
you're on some sort of track. Make your cons "hidden pros" and make your pros funny. Mayde delete "I won't fuck your friends"

What should I put in my bio? I've got 3 pics and I made it two days ago, no matches yet.

>tfw get matches on pof but never tinder

Just fuck my life up

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Is this any good?

>>25122977

That screams basement dweller

>>25122167
Bahahahahahahahahahah.
Tries so hard to be liked by women.

People like me are blessed, I don't have to try very hard. They already like me.

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>>25122977
Suuure.

>>25122991
>>25123008
Alright fags, post yours then.

>>25123028

Not on tinder, got a gril

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Usually works for me

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She was a solid 7/10 18 yr old and sucked the skin off my dick after 1 episode of the walking dead.

>>25123028

I will say this though, you would do so much better by simply styling your hair, or getting a better haircut. There's something about that flat un-styled almost uncaring look that just looks childish. Just get like a short back and sides, sweep hair to one side, ur good.

With tinder bio's, just use some stupid one liner or something witty. I dunno, just quote "ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me" simple.

>>25123028
>being this butthurt
Sort yourself you my dude.

Is it possible to meet a decent girl on Tinder? Not really looking for hookups, but trying to talk to women.

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>>25123056
Better?
>>25123079
Ain't butthurt, but if you can do better post a screenshot instead of a sarcastic nazi frog.

>>25122977
Fuck, this is pathetic, but i'm bored so i'll help you out with some tips:
>Get out of your mom's basement and upload some camera-quality photos of you partaking in your hobbies.
>Shave so that you don't look like a neckbeard.
>As >>25123056 said, get a good haircut.
>Get a better bio, no girl is gonna say "haha this dude is so funny" to your uncreative shit.
>Google is your friend, so is /soc/ (at times). Look at best-of threads for tinder photos/bios, and use them to improve yours.

Having a good profile is only a small part of the game, knowing how to talk to women is more important, so I hope you're not as shitty at that as you are at writing about yourself.

>>25123111
How high are you standards in women? Don't wanna be too mean but you're not gonna be getting any 8/10s

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>>25123111
>sarcastic nazi frog.
>that autistic screenshot
I don't know if I should laugh, cry or gouge my eyes out.

>>25123115
It's gonna take him a solid 3 years to figure all that out.

>>25123126
All of the above, followed by a posting of your Tinder if it's so much better than mine.

>>25123145
Are you trolling or are you actually this sad dude. You posted to get critiqued stop being a dickhead.

>>25123111

Only slightly better. Get those back and sides like shaved. Use wax or gel, It just looks good if you actually take pride in your style.

Honestly, as long as ur a social person with good social skills and you're confident about yourself and your looks, it should be alright. Because your not major ugly, but you need some work. I also suggest contacts, You can't pull them off without looking like a fucking nerd. I dumped glasses when I was 16, never looked back. Only wear them occasionally

>>25123145
A microcephalic macaque on meth could do better than you my spergy friend.

>>25123166

Also hit the gym. You could lose some weight and it helps with confidence

Quick question. Why is it so hard to get matches as an asian guy?

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critiques appreciated. selfie is referring to my fav author in another picture.

You guys know what a good tinder bio is? It's very simple.

"I like to meet new people and explore the adventures of life."

There it is. Normie's, Roasties and most women love that shit and put it in their own bios all the time. Other than that, list things you're into and you're height if 6'+.

Knock off the aspie jokes and keep you're strange hobbies too yourself.

>>25123300
that's a good bio if you're trying to play it safe. honestly most of us on here aren't good enough looking to have boring bios.

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If u want qt hipsters wear a Micheal Cera shirt

>>25123300
I mean that's okay, but the goal is to stand out.

Brevity is key with these things.

Just because you can write paragraphs doesn't mean you should. Just because you can post 6 pictures doesn't mean you need them all.


If you're a guy on tinder you're already playing a losing game.

>>25123325
lol damn the douche radiating out of you

>>25123307
Trying any harder than that with a bio only makes you look desperate. High quality pics is what matters the most. Learn a little about instagram magic from women. Simply having a good camera, lighting and background goes a far way. As well as pics taken by other people and social shots of you doing fun shit. That's how you get the matches. When talking to a match remain completely emotionally detached from the outcome. Stay away from jokes unless they evoke a positive/sexual undertone. Tinder is to be used as a medium for meeting up not conversation, that is what a date is for. Don't try to manipulate. Just talk to them as if meeting up and having sex is as normal as taking a free sample at costco.

>>25123111
You desperately need non selfies, what do your other pictures look like? If they're like this they are not very good dude. The lighting is bad, its grainy as hell, and you aren't even smiling.

Get a tripod and set your cell phone timer and head outside if you can't get a friend to take profile pictures.

Remember: Lighting, framing, smile.

First pic under most circumstances need to have your full body. No need in hiding your gut if you got one man. Girls'll find out eventually. Hit the gym if you need to.

Also: Beard is really unflattering. I'd suggest trimming or getting rid of it.

Bio is super awful. Do something original or simple. Don't do three separate groan worthy ideas like you have here.

>>25123368
this is good advice.

>>25123358
you dont even know the half of it my dude

>>25123368
"Don't try to manipulate" is the best fucking piece of advice I have seen on a thread like this. We are not stupid and we are usually on to your shit. So don't have shit.

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Feel like I'm going in the right direction with the goat

>>25123459
move pic 5 to pic 2. for the love of god get rid of #6. three too can be removed. you already have one selfie.

>>25123476
lmao why you hating on good old #6

I have a picture of me at a newstation, is that preferable over #3? I dont have a lot of "action" pics that arent just me and my buddies, and most of the other pics of me and my buddies are us trashed and looking like earthworms

>>25123512
Are you female(male) or female (female)

>>25123485
They're pretty much right about all that tho. You're not a bad looking dude. Just need to rearrange your pics, and drop 6 for sure.

I was gonna post my profile, and throw some advice around... But after reinstalling just to take a screenshot I can safely say my profile was actually quite shit. Found a girl several months back, and have been with her since. Guess I lucked out. Not much advice to give, I s'pose.

>>25123620
would you say its possible to find a decent girl on tinder?

>>25123556
>that jaw with that choker
you know the answer to that anon

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I could use some advice from a female since I never seem to match with anyone.
Being shitty at talking with people is another problem, but gotta get matches before I even cross that bridge

>>25123929
>main pic is of your back
wew lad. Impressions are made within the first 10 seconds, at least have a picture of your face as your main.

If you absolutely must have a pic of you on the bike at least be facing the camera

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I think my profile is hilarious.

Old bio used to be: "I can be ur manic pixie dream gUrL" with some sparkle emojis.
My current anthem is Friendzone by Thundercat

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I don't have a bio

>>25123945
Would super like you desu

>>25123965
Ty senpai
I'd probably like u back

>>25123945
Would super like twice if I could because of the Bio

>>25123986
I feel like I don't get enough super likes for how great my profile is.
I used to get way more when I had pretty pictures

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I just don't understand, not a single fucking match.

Like am I that unappealing? Is it the picture? Should I have a straight or edgy face like a cool guy?

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Fuck it, may as well post mine. I don't get too many likes, but I get enough to justify keeping this app on my phone.

I guess most women don't appreciate a husky Irish man doing the Slav Squat.

>>25124279
The slav squat is awesome mate.

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Having some success but I feel like I could've more. Really need help with my bio, dunno what to write. I also feel like my pics are shitty and that I pass a serious vibe

>>25124308
Top right looks kind of gay to be honest

>>25122167
Get rid of the list and just use ur photo it looks like u put way too much effort into ur tinder with the list

>>25122167
no gross

unoriginal as fuck

>never got matches on tinder
>delete profile, work out for a month
>pic where my apollos belt is showing
>instant match

really activates your almonds

So you mean to tell me all of you have these awkward pictures publically on facebook?

>>25124251
Your bio, why

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> ok success in terms of getting matches
> 80% of them don't respond to the opener
> have good to great conversations with the remaining 20%
> discover things in common, make them laugh
> get their number
> continue the conversation for a little while
> suggest meeting up
> never hear from them again

>>25125052
or even worse, the good 'ol "I don't think we're looking for the same things" line, even when you haven't made clear what you want anywhere in your convo/profile

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tips please. I'm not getting matches

How long do you guys like to wait before you message a match? How long is too long and you may as well unmatch?

>>25125052

That happened to me with every single match I had last time on tinder.

I redownloaded the app yesterday but so far 0 matches in a day. I am having a bit of success right now by messaging a girl on snap. She's dtf but it might not happen til later in the week and we all know how nothing is set until you're actually doing it. I've had tons of girls flake in the past

Why do women message on tinder if they don't want to talk?
I get a lot of "Hey what's up?" first messages, but never another response when i try to keep the conversation going
idk am I supposed to just ask them to fuck after that instead of trying to make smalltalk first?

>>25125102
you need a better first picture, you can't tell what you look like at all, and maybe have less weird photo shopped backgrounds and more normie photos

>>25125189
2 days is usually the standard
if they don't respond in 2 days or you don't feel like messaging in 2 days, then give up

Here's a tip to help get some matches. Say your distance is set to 5/10km, once you've run out of matches nearby, change it to 2km for a day. The women that show up there are more likely to have already liked you so as long as you like the look of them and swipe right, you'll get a match.

It's not perfect by any means but a good way to see what kind of matches you're getting.

Is bumble better than tinder??

First 2 matches since I remade my account. First one messages then unmatched me. It didn't seem like a bot because it had a legit looking insta attached. Second one I message asking a question about her bio. She unmatched me. Why even fucking match if you're gonna be a bitch like that.

>>25125273
I tried that too, but you usually get 1 word messages from women just trying to get you to start the conversation with them
as an Idea, it doesn't seem so bad, but it doesn't really change anything about it

you can't force women to approach guys or make the first move, even if you try like with bumble, they'll just use their first message to pass it to the guy to make the first move
kind of like in real life with the stupid "buy me a drink?" line you hear at bars

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What went wrong? 1/3

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>>25125328
2/3

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>>25125328
>>25125332
3/3

Thinking about starting a profile but I'm not sure about the Facebook login. I don't want my grandma or my boss to see that I'm hooking up. Should I just make a fake account?

>>25125283
Let's see your profile. Only then can anyone help.

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Any thoughts? Just made this

>>25125403

They won't know you have a tinder. This is related to what someone posted earlier too: your tinder pics don't get shown on Facebook.

>>25124251
Your picture is awful. Low lighting, grainy, forced smile. Your bio isn't really funny either; its an old joke that isn't worth it. Nothing about you stands out to me.

Get a photo of you doing something fun or active with good lighting (where neither of your eyes are covered in a shadow) and the background isn't a mess. Or alternatively if that's too awkward, get a tripod, set camera or phone on a timer to take multiple pictures, repeat until you have something good.

Look in a mirror and start practicing your smile until you find something you like.

Framing of your first picture unless you have something truly unique, should always show clearly what your entire body looks like, at least from hips up.

>>25125408
I think this is good. Short, concise, good pictures. Bio's good.

If anything I'd swap pic 1 and 2 because side shots can sometimes be deceptive, but that's a me thing.

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Be honest /soc/.
Should I just give up and shave the beard, because this is all I can manage.

>>25125545

Fix the typo. Chance not change. Idk how self depreciating stuff works as a guy. I always see girls with bios like that but I feel like it'll hurt your chances even more. Also, what are your other pics?

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>>25125559
I don't go out much so this is literally the only other recent photo I could find of myself. I'm trying my best to change all this.

>>25125586

Oh gotcha. I'm kinda the same way but I have 2 pics that were taken of me and a couple selfies. Maybe try to go outside and take a selfie or take one in a museum or in front of something interesting. Basically not just inside your/a room.

>>25125285
I see. but do you get more matches or success with tinder or bumble>?

>>25125648
they're different groups of people
tinder is usually college or sorority girls looking to get drunk or fuck some random dude
bumble is post-college women looking for a boyfriend/husband

>>25125333
never reply twice
be more direct about hanging out and less jokey

>>25125052
And of course they immediately respond with how busy they've been for weeks on end when called out on their bullshit, even though you could see their distance update multiple times daily.
EVERY SINGLE TIME. So fucking sick of it..

>>25125655
>just want a cute gf
>don't even care about cheap fucks but tinder seems like the best option

Just fuck my life up

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I've got a lot of positive feedback from this before but I feel like I could change up the format of the text
I'm a big believer in the no makeup selfie and trust me ladies! The lads love it!

Not much else on there after the bit about Kanye is a lil this about being 420 friendly, cause trees are a huge part of our culture

>>25126456
You're female, that's literally all that matters lmao. Nobody cares what your profile says

>>25126486
Still a positive kek

>>25126489
I just mean like in general you're prolly gonna get matches regardless. You can make your profile "Fuck kikes" and still probably get the same.

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Suggestions?

So I have a question.

I'm not necessarily mining openers, but I'm curious what other people use to start conversations. I have no issue getting matches, I do have a little issue starting a convo that stands out among all the dudes.

>>25126506
show your full head of hair
You're very cute and dont need cleavage in 4 of your 5 photos

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I have a hard time taking life seriously

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S.O.S.

>>25126961
First pic looks like you're constipated. You aren't smiling in any of them and its super intense. Definitely going to put off some.

I would move #4 to your second pic and everything else down. You should consider a new first photo with a bit of a smile and less of a hard look.

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Should I go to a photographer for tinder pics? how fucked am I looks wise? Do I even stand a chance? On one hand I have a hot as hell 9/10 lesbian girl holding my face in her hands and telling me I'm beautiful and should model, a guy friend says I should model, a gay guy called me hot as hell, and on the other I have people carding me when I try to get into clubs because "I have a baby face"

I also can't into facial hair outside of basically face pubes so I have to constantly shave

If I'm not fucked, should I just go to a photographer and get quality pictures? My phone camera sucks and none of my friends can be bothered to shut the fuck up and go out with me and take pictures

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>>25127054

>>25127057
>>25127054
You look pretty European to me (assuming you're not)

Maybe you need pictures of you out doing things with friends. Not exactly sure how that works though, because I have no idea how you even get friends to randomly take pictures of you as a guy. "HEY BRO LOL YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TAKE PICTURES OF US DUDE LOL"

I don't know, maybe you can figure that part out. I wouldn't hire a photographer.

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How do I improve, guys? I ain't getting anything.

>>25127134
Dress a little better, different, less lazy haircut, don't have your main picture a selfie in your room if you can help it (I'm guilty of similar things), and have the main picture you smiling, or at least looking happy while holding your dog. Guarantee your success increases.

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Matches daily all I need is a puppy pic

>>25127145
I really don't know how to get a good haircut. I even went to an expensive place for it and thry did a shit job at it.

>>25125333
she literally is hinting to you that she wants to fuck here and you just missed your shot. you're a pathetic loser. send her another mesage asking her what time she'll be coming over to your place.

>>25125333
Whoa dude, you messed up at the end.

What am i supposed to say in a first message when they give you nothing to go on in the bio? Can't make any name puns and they are probably overused anyway. Is a compliment too beta?

>>25126456

Huge Fan of this. Will even forgive your parents for this Tony with an I nonsense

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i've never been able to hit it off with anyone on this stupid piece of shit app i just want no strings friends is that so hard to ask what do i need to fix

>>25127573

Less photos of you taking photos of yourself, delete the urinal pic, why would that be first dude. Put some effort into your About, you aren't a bad looking dude bro. You got this man!

>>25127563
Well I am a chick haha.

>>25127592

Duh, but they could have picked any other name. So you aren't having any luck with that profile? I ate that shit up

>>25127595
I'm having plenty of luck. I bomb the follow through by being too shy and socially retarded to meet up with them.

>>25127627

Damn that's sad. You could get it.

What the fuck do I do for profile pictures? I have lost a lot of weight and changed up my look a lot recently and I have no current pictures of myself doing cool shit. I also recently moved so I'm still trying to make some friends, so not too many options other than selfies.

>>25127646
Could get it?

>>25127145
Probs wouldnt use that bio either man, go for something funny or flirty not just a statement

>>25128051

I think you are hot and hilarious. Wouldn't kick you out of bed.

>>25128054
Thanks that boosts my self esteem :)
The picture of Kanye with a trophy of Kanye's head snuggled in there was a nice touch I thought

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>>25123090
Hey, I just had the all but deleted it because none of the guys were my exact type and I didn't connect with any of them. Where are you from, how old are you and to be blunt, how attractive are you? I'm only a little bit shallow

>>25122977
Autistic

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Bio is in my native language.
Currently it says: "looking for participants for my research, if you participate the first drink is on me"

>>25127289
>>25127330
>>25125683
The guy just posted this for laughs obviously. I doubt very much he is genuinely curious of what he said wrong and was likely just seeing what he could say and get away with

New to Tinder and I'm not getting any matches. Is it better to just like everyone and hope for the best, or save my likes for people I could actually match with.

>>25127573
Have you got photo's with friends? Use that. Never use selfies.
>>25127134
Why don't people get it that selfies suck? Also picture 6 shows you with really shitty posture, instant turn off.
>>25126961
Selfie, stop, put down the phone. Look like you enjoy life, get pics with friends.
>>25126894
Do you even get any matches that are not borderline insane?
>>25126506
If you want sex, keep up the cleavage. Also, get some more fun photo's you look like a boring selfie lady. Also, don't use 2 pics from the same location. Either use photo 1 or 2, not both.
>>25126456
Im may not, those kinda errors make me swipe you left. Too much selfies make you seem boring, the Kanye pic makes you seem weirder.
>>25125545
You're not good looking enough for self deprecating humor.
>>25125102
If you want matches, remove your entire profile and look at the decent profiles here. See what they do that you don't.

>>25128138
Do a better handstand in a scenic location

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>>25128157
This one better or worse?

>>25122167
Would definitely swipe right

>>25122977
Left

>>25123042
Left

>>25123111
Still left

>>25123267
Right

>>25123325
Left

>>25123459
Left

>>25123818
Left

>>25123929
Right

>>25123963
Left

>>25124251
Left

>>25124279
Left

>>25124308
Right

>>25125102
Right

>>25125408
Rightp

>>25125545
Left

>>25126894
Left

>>25126961
Left

>>25127134
Right..

>>25127180
Left

>>25127573
Left

>>25128138
Left

>>25128171
Better photo but try stretching your shoulders for a straighter handstand

>>25127054
you're hot as f and totally my type, lookswise, but are you a fuckboy? I only like losers like me

>>25123055
Thats fucking Smooth

> find out if she's currently available

> bait her into a nice scenic date, a long walk that no girl would refuse especially after she just let you know she's free

> say "lolno too cold maybe another time but since you're free ..." and invite her over for a quick Netfuck

I wanna know how to go even further, as in what signs should I look out for when with a girl

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I don't even know what I'm doing.

The Swedish part is
"I bet that I'm taller than you are"

Feels good being an attractive guy who sometimes leaves the basement, man

>>25128152
Oooh typo. Thanks for sorting that, I know it's the first word but somehow I missed it.
I have group photos but my best friend squad is me and four dudes.. a solid 10, two 8s (ones gay though but what swiper can tell.) And a 6. Apparently that's a huge put off. It's a tinder no-no to be in action shots with the opposite gender.
I'm not afraid of coming off as weird either, I don't think people should snuff out their quirks.

>>25128152
To add, from a female prospective, too many group shots is annoying. I don't want to Wade through 3 pictures of friends just to get to a shitty "serial killer style" or blurry selfie.
Add that to the list of other pics guys think are cute like; pulling the bird, wedding shots where it's unclear who the groom is, pictures with females where it's not clear they're related or gym selfies.

>>25123055
> human garbage THE POST

Her father should just disown her on sight

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whats wrong with my profile i get like 1 match a month if im lucky

>>25126456
> retarded bio
> average look
> gets a ton of hits

That's girls for ya, anons

>>25128659

Agreed but at least she's fairly attractive. I've heard from legit 3s that they still get a ton of matches. The least attractive girls are at the very least as successful as above average guys.

>>25122065
What should bio contain? Should I say how tall I am or something?

>>25129027
>What should bio contain?

lies.

look, you're never going to have a long term thing with girls from Tinder, so give them what they're looking for.

You're a paramedic who spends his off hours working with rescue dogs and fostering traveling.

>>25128649
Beard is wild and unkempt, you are hiding your body. First photo is all about first impressions


Your beard desperately needs a trim in a bad way. I would personally go close or without since it looks really thin up close. Bad beards are a major turn off. You're already at a disadvantage not being thinner.


My suggestion is less selfies, more candid shots especially with other people, first photo should show off hips to top of your head at the very least.

Also never say your funny. Show don't tell. Also applies to your pets. Don't mention them unless you have natural photos of you with them.

Damn I got a match then checked the app and it wasn't there. I saw the notification almost immediately so it must have been a hot girl who accidentally swiped right.

one week in, 0 matches (exepts for 2 scam bots), and no more new people around me. is this normal or should i just give up?

>>25129120

After a week you might want to either give up or delete your account and redo it. I'm currently on day 3 of my account and have 3 matches after 2 unmatched and 1 randomly disappeared. First day I got nothing.

>>25123042
You're hot but why are you lifting with that grip? Pls switch

>>25123267
You seem like a cool dude.

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Suggestions?

>>25129141
US or europe? I'm based in Basel (Switzerland) and keeping the search range under 30km

>>25129222

US. Maybe it's different in Europe. I have mine set to 15 miles so close to what you have but that's mostly to cover all the universities nearby.

>>25129214
you look lonely. addd some social pics.

Some girls bio said "putting the hot in psychotic" so my opener was basically I've heard not to stick it in crazy but no one said anything about psychotic, so I should be good.

She didn't get the joke :( I said it was a joke and then she said I guess I don't get it.

I'm not funny, at all. Is this any good as a bio?

I'm a big dreamer. Maybe some exercise'll change that.

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haven't had any matches in a week. what's happening dudes? give me some advice

I know this is a tinder thread, but are there any good alternatives to tinder? Getting tired of girls chatting me with and then unmatching me, getting my hopes up for nothing,

>>25129141

Does deleting and remaking your account help? Won't the girls recognise you from your old account?

>>25130115

I don't think they'll care. I always see the same girls that I've swiped left or right on, so they probably won't know you remade your account. Another reason: since you don't have a username they won't know you remade your account. It it was like okc it could be awkward.

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Dem pierced nips

So im newly single, moved back to my home state after living out of state on my own for a few years. Would some please help with my bio? I havent made an account yet, and have never used tinder before. Im a pretty normal guy. Old fashioned, i like working with machinery, cars, metal, wood, building shit, gardening, plants in general, mecha, and general nerdy shit. Any good way to incorperate that in my bio? I have no idea what im doing here

>>25130660
Should also add im 25, work for a military defense company, shorter 5'9 but in decent shape and looks. Should i even bother?

>>25129874
coffee&bagel, bumble, clover. Tinder is kinda your best bet though.

>>25130660
>>25130692

Bump for help please

>>25130660
I don't think people actually care about your interests, it doesn't really help to have them in there and possibly makes you look boring. Pictures do all the heavy lifting on dating apps so make sure those are on point

>>25131049
Thanks. How should i initiate the convo? Like i would normally, like in a bar? Or is their something better to lead with?

>>25126456
so would i not grind on you because you think you're ugly, or because you're some kind of good girl?

>>25131076
there's lots of different opinions on this but I usually open with some variation on "hey how are you, what are you up to today?" and maybe something more personal if I can work it in. It's kinda lame but my pictures are good enough that girls respond at an okay rate. Starting off with something jokey might be better but it has to set the girl up for an easy response, girls aren't going to try too hard to be clever back at you, they'll just say "haha" and kill the conversation.

>>25129712
First two pictures are creepy asf dude

>>25129712
Pretty much what this nigga said>>25131127

>>25131097
Because there are usually hotter, thinner girls in that club lmao.
No way am I a good girl but mum thinks I am so that's all that counts.

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Smart photos keeps choosing the second pic as best, but I prefer the first - wat do?

>>25131835
I'd say get rid of it to be honest. Some girls insta left if they see you with another girl, even though this is probably your sister or something.

>>25131841
Yeah I thought so too - but why would the algorithm say otherwise?

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Wife is pregnant so really just trying to get ass to no avail.

>>25131914
kys urself

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Haven't received a single like.

I think I know why, but I'm not sure what to replace my bio with.

>>25131955
Your first photo should always be the best and you aren't letting anyone know what you really ook like. At the very least I should be able to see the top of your head to the chest, but mid profile is always best.


You aren't smiling and our look is really intense, which would lead to left swipes. Also, go clean shaven, it isn't working in your favor.

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>>25132024
I've always felt weird without facial hair.

>>25131954
Is it that bad lol

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>>25132038
I should probably show the pictures I have on my profile.

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Halp me u sociopaths

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>>25132140
and no. 2

Whats my chances of finding a girl that accepts i like loli?

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Thoughts?

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>>25132238
Other pics

>>25123945
Dude you have pizza and burgers. Whatever you want, just fed me.

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>>25131816

>>25132241
Well... your haircut needs to go, so does your facial hair. You come across as an extreme hipster/not masculine which i imagine most girls dislike. Change your name on there, make it allen. Thats my noobie advice, if i were a girl, i would decline instantly

Give me some decent openers please. I'm always drawing a blank

>>25126456
valkyria/10
perfectly imperfect
that bio tho

>>25133060
Ayy girl, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?

>>25132992

Haha your school. "Ask me about my wiener"

>>25133414
Fuck. Not only the wrong thread, but also the wrong board.

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Typical FL slut

>>25127554
"I fuck dogs"

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>be me
>be somewhat attractive but socially awkward
>visit parents in hometown for a few weeks
>make tinder for no real reason
>come back three day later
>almost 120 matches and grills are messaging me
>have no idea how to reply to them without spaghetti

HELP

>>25133891
Show your bio and pictures

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I switched up my profile taking advice on removing most of my photoshoped images and putting more normie pics. Not having much more succes in acquiring matches.

>>25133949
Guys pulling the bird is an insta left..

>>25133142
I'm not into anime so that reference doesn't mean a thing to me..

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No bio yet.
Tips on the pictures?

>>25133949
I would swipe right wow

>>25134029
lol wow what?

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Getting a decent amount of matches. Seems hard to move from matching to actually going on a date

So, if I don't have photos taken by and/or with other people I am just completely fucked?

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Do you guys use Smart Photos?

I get a decent amount of matches, but I get very few replies.

>>25134296
SRS, why are you bald?

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>>25134301
MPB

>>25134302
Ahhh, I feel ya. Me too. You have the unfortunate combo of MPB and a skinny frame. So you look like an Aryan nation kinda guy. You seem very chill (seen you in other threads), but that could be off putting. Throw a few pics of you with hair, that will help soften the blow.

>>25134310

Haha Aryan nation

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Any tips for improvement? Rate and hate

>>25134068
>>25134068
You seem cool as fuck my dude and funny and Wowza a qt too

Why the fuck do girls keep going silent as soon as I ask for their number. This is like 6 matches so far that talked and responded quickly and with long messages but as soon as I ask for their number the conversation dies.

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Please be brutally honest!

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I believe I am about a 6/10 and because of that I'm not really looking to attract people for the fucc just looking to make friends, how do?

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>>25134363

>>25134358
95% of the people on Tinder are timewasters. Happy to entertain themselves by messaging you but go completely silent to the thought of meeting up. Just keep playing the numbers game, buddy. There are a ton of profiles to go thru.

>>25134344
Thanks dude. profile is not seeming to work out with the people in my area though LOL.

>>25134390

Agreed but I don't really get that many matches, so these failures suck even more lol. The last girl straight up told me she's looking for a fwb too :(

>>25134135
You'll do fine, dude. You have the best possible photos of yourself. As for dates, best thing to do is send a couple fluff messages, quickly find out what they're looking for then ask them out. I usually ask to meet for coffee or drinks. Or ask them to come to your place if you're feeling lucky.

>>25134404
I don't see why! But that's just meee

>>25134360
You look crosseyed. Too many selfie pics. Can you get someone to take "natural" photos of you doing something fun?

>>25134424
I usually say: How's your schdule look? Text me it's easier and we can plan our adventure. - How are the conversations for you actually going?

>>25134452
Lol. Crosseyed? And yes, I guess I could use some outdoor adventure photos, but I'm never like, hey can you take a picture of me for my tider profile?

>>25134465

Usually it starts with something about her bio and it's just basic getting to know you stuff or taking about what we're using tinder for, then I ask for the number.

This latest failure was after a couple hours, maybe like 10-15ish messages between the 2 of us. Previous failures were after a day or 2 of texting. In these cases there was no flirting, I'd prefer moving to that or sexual talk once I have a #.

>>25122065
Just a general question: how old can a pic be before you replace it? two years? Three? Assume no weight gain/loss or major changes in style.

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I just installed this and t forced me to use FB, I haven't managed my FB in ages. How do I clean this shit?

>43 friends
>all my interests from when I was a kid

>>25134505
The most recent, the better. I would say anything over a year get rid of, unless it's the best photo then keep it until you can replace it.

How the fuck do i start conversations? People keep on preaching that saying hi is a nono so wtf do i start with?

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>>25134555
Just send Them The corn, play The Long game :^)

>>25134497
If she's looking for sex, then go ahead with it once you have the number, but I always set a date to meet before I waste my time flirting. Also, if you set a date to meet keep texting to a minimum. do not send any futher messages other than flirting or sex talk (again, only if that's what you're both looking for). Just say your looking foward to seeing her then/can't wait to meet her.

>>25122977
Fucking loling irl

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Discuss gut?

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What should i leave out

>>25134653
Looks like the profile of a 13 year old.

>>25134567

Gotcha. I've actually only had 1 hookup so far off tinder, working on my second right now. A bunch of dates/hanging out/drinking but those didn't go anywhere. My biggest regret was missing out on fucking this girl twice cuz of work. She wanted to fuck during the day on a Monday, two weeks in a row.

>>25134657
literally everything except your height and the languages line

fucking faggot

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A girl I matched with when I went to a city I don't plan on visiting for a while, but I want to practice my language skills.
She abruptly changed the convo to English.
Is there any way to transition back to Japanese?

>>25134846
Ask to transition back because you want to improve language skills

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Smh

>>25126497
>You can make your profile "fuck kikes" and get the same
kek, implying she wouldn't get more

>>25132048
bro, exercise, a lot
>>>/fit/

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>>25131816
I still kind of need some feed back

>>25134363
Girls are gonna have no idea what you look like.

>>25134657
Some will swipe right because of your bio and others will swipe left because of it. If that is the kind of girl you want to attract then fine.

>>25135594
Make the social pic your #1 or take an action solo and use that instead

So, people say "Get pictures of you doing shit, and social pictures". How, as a grown ass man, do you get people to randomly take action shots of you? Dude friends aren't going to just randomly snap photos of you. At least mine never have.

>>25135722
I guess you have to open your mouth and ask. If that doesn't work I dunno. I'm still in college so its easier for me.

The better way of going about it is to ask someone to take pictures of you next time you are out doing hobby. Hiking with friends? Take pictures. Sports? Take pictures. and so on.

It won't hurt to ask your friends. Worst they can say is no.

I've got a question.

So I delete and redo tinder kind of often. I've matched at least twice now with this really hot girl on campus, but her bio reads:

I like tacos, cats, and ______

Am I wrong to assume she's talking about pussy? Or is she just a cat/taco person?

What the fuck do I message her? She isn't doing anything interesting besides sorority shit and standing on a beach in her first pic.

>>25126506
Behold a meme King
>>25122977

>>25134682

Savage, I'll mess about with it a tad

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This? Or...

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>>25135907
This? As profile pic?

>>25135907
That one imo

>>25132140

P-pls respond

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I originally had "shitposting" but the word memes has broader appeal, it's more accessible.

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My biggest piece of advice for anyone looking to get more matches is to be diverse on your profile

>>25132140
>>25132141
>>25136099

I'll rip this apart as my example:

Let's talk about the bio first- very minimal and not a lot to work with EVEN if they were to read it.
Drop "The angriest hippy you'll ever meet". How many people want to be with someone who's angry?
It's an attempt at being funny but it's not even elated with an emoji at the least.
It's Ironic you like words but lack using them in an important place.
Anyway, use more words to describe perhaps what kind of art you like.
Are you a poet? or do you just like poetry? that kind of vague work isn't gonna get you anywhere.

NOW, onto the pics.
Don't use you rock climbing as the first pic, let them see your face and get rid of pic #2, 3, 4 and 5 (yoga one and 2 might be alright if you open with a Weird Al line or something to make them laugh).
Have pictures of you that someone else took so you don't look too self-indulged (like with the rock climbing, it's interesting)
The one with your cats is okay but maybe take a cuter picture with them or one of them. like kissing on the nose, that sort of meme
Too tired to be more sociopathic so yeah, my biggest piece of advice is to get a second opinion from a girl who actually doesn't mind helping you. not even a joke, it's helped me and I got 4 matches in 5 hours after I listened to her and did a few of these things.
Go get em champ

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How do I reply

1/2

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How do I start with this

Seems pretty cool so don't wanna fuck this up

Would appreciate help I'm fucking useless

>>25136409
Tell her you've never had a tongue piercing rub against your balls before, but you are willing to change that

>>25136451
Don't think that's gonna work mate

>>25136409
>>seems pretty cool
>>completely uninformative generic bio

Tell her you smell like a dog and you want to plant your seed in her.

>>25132140
my nigga.
Just went to Joshua Tree, you do anything outdoors, trad/boulder?

>>25136756
Aint about that trad life, love me some lead sport climbing tho. Bouldering is great too

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Going through a really heartbreaking breakup right now. I created a profile last night but ive had no matches so far and exhausted my allowed likes. Heres my bio and pics " Bearded, history nerd/student. Backpacked Europe now wants to see more of the world. Love of pizza bordering on worrisome. Rock/ Indie music, movies, games or arguing just for the fun of it. If you can beat me on the vidya and like sci fi you'll have me wrapped around your finger. Message me if you want to have a little fun or just kick it and chill."

>>25122167
Sounds like a job interview. Plus she may be into sharing with her friends so....

>>25123055
lol, she wanted food.

oldfag here, first time on these Tinder threads. I'm too old for Tinder now, use Bumble.
I will say after seeing how laid back these profile are I wish I didn't live in LA. Here everyone takes their Tinder prof way to seriously.

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Shit im bored
>>25136850
Tryhard bio
>>25122167
Fag
>>25122977
Lmao
>>25123055
"Solid 7"
>>25123111
Lol
>>25123459
Just use pic 5
>>25123818
Lmao tldr that shit
>>25124251
You look like ur 16
>>25125545
Gay
>>25126456
Thought u were the one on left....show some cleavage its not that hard
>>25126506
Dank
>>25127180
U dont need tinder
>>25128649
I bet u talk about ur beard alot
>>25129214
Cutie take out some pic
>>25131914
I got a cockateil too...mad pussy
>>25136876
Forreal

>>25136925
>>25136925
tryhard bio? advice? what should i take out from that if all im going for is hookups? also i do wear glasses should i have at least one pic with my specs on? I dont really like how i look with them on but i imagine some people wouldnt like it if i showed up wearing them and they werent expecting it.

>>25134991
that was awful to read.

>>25134991

That was a massive fail on both sides kek

>>25136931
Best thing thru a breakup is lifting
Itll take your mind off plus ull make ur ex jelly with your gains...best feeling in the world was rehecting ex when she wanted sex
Anyways your bio is too much girls that want to hookup just want that no need for all that stuff just keep it small like this guy>>25125408
I would put --- Backpacked Europe next the world. Hmu if you want to kick it" take 3rd pic out and use an outdoor pic for your main.
Fuck what people care wear your glasses if you like them

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Any recommendations? Apart from a barrel in the mouth

>>25136991
thanks man I appreciate it I'l try to get some good pictures outside.

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Never use Tinder but here is my prof for shits.
Lets see whats you got anons.

>>25137034
Wanted to add: "Your dad will love me but I may fuck your mom or sister if she wants it, and you're not putting out."

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>>25133891
Same guy from yesterday, still don't know how to talk to girls, any advice?

>>25123090
It would prob be a good warm up for you. Like kissing a doll before a real girl.

>>25123111
Honestly man, you need to do something wild. You have stepdad written all over you. Spike your hair or get stylish frames, or something. Youre just too insipid as is. Time to step your game up

>>25137071
Dam man, introduce me to Nadine.
Just stop caring about what you say. Trust when I say women are more insecure about this stuff than we are. Just give em one liners. Consider this; the more you speak the higher the chance youll say something stupid. Capice?

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Tinder is being stupid only showing my first pic for some reason bio is just my height "6'3 my uni and that I'm doing law

>>25137104
Minimalist. i like it, keeps you mysterious.

>>25131955
Your bio is self righteous, pretentious, desperate, and reeks of someone who would volunteer to cuck just to have something to do that night.
Plus you have psycho eyes, and prob divorced with two kids. Also you're way to old for Tinder.
Off topic but consider a trade school, just for yourself.

>>25125102
>that space no comply

Remember the goal of a profile is to attract the *opposite sex (*assuming since you have no matches). Your profile would be great for making your friends laugh. You have 5 nerd/videogame/death metal photos. You look good in pic 4.

>>25125102
Think youve gone over the top a lil buddy.

>>25137245
>>25137275
I changed my profile.. See
>>25133949

>>25129209
that is dead lifting grip you mong

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constantly swiping right to see if I get any likes at all
wat do

>>25137284
Its an improvement. I dont think youve put much thought into how others; say with more traditional interests may perceive those pictures. Just know that women already over analyze everything. Not sure if this is making sense to you?

>>25137301
You seem like a really nice stable guy. Definitely a catch after her second divorce.

>>25137287

Its a mixed grip u fucking pleb

>>25137318
Oh, uh... thanks

>>25123459
shave your flavor saver, chris

>>25137349
Go back to pic #5 look. Think laid back skater guy vs unkempt D&D enthusiast. Women dont have issues with nerd culture, but nerd style is stuck in the 90's

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Self bump

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>>25137455

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anything i should change?

>>25137339
dont make me deadlift you, you dense mother fucker

>>25136999
Don't put a kid in your bio. I don't care if they're not yours, every girl is going to think they are.
Let's see your other photos

>>25137301
Dog filter is even a left swipe from gay guys. Take it out 2, you don't need it.

Rearrange photos 5, 1, 3, 6.
Ditch 4 as well.

>>25137455
Don't think you'll find what you're looking for on tinder. It isn't a friend finder. Even if it was you say nothing interesting about yourself. I mean half of the guys on tinder like comic books, television, video games, movies, etc... what makes you different?

All these pics are offputting, and aren't going to attract but a small subset of users.
Also: point of dog pics is that they have you interacting with dog. Without there's no way to tell if its yours.

Turn off smart photos and pic an order. You generally don't want a group photo as the first because there's no way to tell who's who.

Also its time to part with stache. Mustaches without beards are super hard to pull off, and you are not pulling it off my dude.

>>25137542
Just the lack of effort.

>>25137576
I know the stache looks shitty but if I shave it twice a week wouldn't it grow all fucked up in the future?

what are good openings? Im not good at opening conversation. Ive been in a relationship for three years that just ended and its the only person ive both been with and slept with. I just want to have casual sex as i dont want to make any attachments to people after how hurt ive gotten, I was ok at flirting with my ex because i was comfortable and knew what was acceptable but flirting with random people i have no clue. I still have no idea how i managed it with my ex other than her thinking my clumsy awkwardness was cute. Im not shy anymore or that worried about anything physical but the idea of just sprouting conversation to get noticed and then quickly heading towards something sexual still confuses me. Any advice?

>>25137563

Ill fucking squat u cunt

>>25137641 >>25137563

Two homos having a broment.

>>25137617
That's a myth. Shaving facial hair doesn't alter a thing. Shave it off dude, its not helping.

>>25137629
Also interested with responses here. I seem to do well with actually commenting on their photos and bios, provided they give something interesting.

All else fails, just do a greeting that isn't "Hey". Might as well unmatch at that point.

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>>25137576

>>25134135
>tfw i dont have any /out/ pics

I would be drowning in pussy with those pics man, you are going to do just fine.

>>25134135
Your wasting time on Tinder man.

>>25137664
bro ill fuck u right in ur little homo asshole

>>25137034
your sense of humor is cancer

>>25123042
you could definitely check your /fa and try moving your face

you're fit, attractive, and have some personality. own it

>>25137071
Judging by your success say whatever you like, just push for numbers and a meetup.
You're not one of us mr 10%

>>25137542
Everything. As a fit asian I get no matches. As a fat asian with shit pictures you might as well cut off your dick.

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Is this a good combination of hobbie/outdoor/ selfie pics?

I get 2-3 matches a week but they're usually bots or landwhales

>>25137629
if your handsome, 'sup girl' followed by 'just wondering what my tinder crush is up to' works. Its neutral but also bold.

if ur a fucking ugly normie you might get somewhere with 'tell me two truths and a lie, keep it sex related' just because women can't resist playing that game for some reason & it starts a conversation off.

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From a tinder whores Snapchat. Her bio said she is only into black guys.

>>25137123

Kek

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Any tips? I seem to have shitty luck (like most dudes) on dating apps

>>25132140
>>25132141

bump

p-p-p-pls response

>>25138147
Shave. Shave. Shave. Shave. Shave. Leave the fuzz in high school where it belongs.

Pet pictures should only be included if you're in them. Right now I'm not even sure that's your dog, dawg.

I'd take out the pic of you and the girl. I'm pretty sure that's a wedding, but still you shouldn't be in any photo that can be misconstrued as a couple.

Put the 6'3" part at the very top of your bio. Probably ditch the selfie; its poorly lit and isn't doing you any favors.

#1 is your best pic, but it is hard to tell which is you if I were aimlessly swiping. Could also be misconstrued as a couple. Best bet would be for you to get someone to take a photo of you with the same framing, solo.

>>25132140
You have way too many selfies. Turn off smart photos first and foremost so it doesn't change your order.

Take out 3. I like the rock climbing pic, but is there any that show off your face's profile? I have no idea what you look like until I see the rest of the photos. Or better yet, move that one to #2 and use a new photo for #1.

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r8

tell me what photos i should keep/delete

>>25138264
Your profile is 100% selfie. That's no good man.

As of now, take out: 1, 3, & 4.

Make 5 your main. Lineup goes --> 5, 2, 6

And for the love of god take the brazzers out of your bio. It isn't even funny unless you really work there. If you do, actually put something in your pics to prove it.

>>25138268
"What the fuck is wrong with your face? It's all squarey"

Great opening line imo

I got a dumb question. Is tinder generally for hook ups or what are my chances as a girl to find someone interesting ?

Like, I know I won't find my soulmate on here but prolly bf, but I don't wanna put myself out here and have people I know think I'm that girl that uses tinder to fuck.