Alright, I have decided not to be single anymore.
Post your personal stats here and I will evaluate whether you are worth having as my boyfriend or not. And before anyone asks, liking cute anime is a requirement.
Are you a girl?(male)
123231
>>24778482
That's nice and all but are you a cute anime girl?
>>24778482
1. Are you a girl?
2. Fuck off if you are a girl, we like boys here.
>>24778483
>>24778485
I am not a male. I am a girl, which is why I am looking for a boyfriend. Men should not be looking for other men.
>>24778484
I am not an anime girl, but I am a cute girl. Pictures will not be sent to anyone other than a suitable boyfriend whom will hopefully be determined through this thread.
>>24778482
What kind of stats do you even want, this is all so sudden
>>24778482
>liking cute anime is a requirement.
You're a gaylord.
And entitled, no one wants you, kill yourself.
>>24778486
Girls need not apply
>>24778482
Are you a kissless hugless virgin?
>>24778482
6' something, student, guilty pleasure is moeshit anime.
What about you, OP? Post stats.
>>24778486
Okay, I've seen about 2000 hours of anime and like cute SoLs, what else do you want?
>>24778482
5'7, babby faced, enjoy making people flustered. I'm not really an expert on anime but I like cute anime girls for whatever that counts
>>24778482
>Post your personal stats here
asking for personal stats yet not even stating what they are and expecting applicants to make up their own list.
you might be desperate enough to date a robot but the irony is none of them will be desperate enough to date a thoughtless hambrained roastie slut like you who doesn't even know what they want.
I will go eat some breakfast and evaluate the applications after I am finished, await further response.
>>24778487
>>24778491
I will not tell you what I prefer. If I do, then people will start lying and pretending like they fit the requirements. Simply lists what you consider relevant information for a boyfriend application. Seeing as how this is /r9k/, me being a cute girl should be more than you could ever wish for.
>>24778488
This is why you don't have a girlfriend. Mean-spirited people need not apply.
>>24778490
I am a virgin, but I have kissed and hugged my mother.
>>24778494
These are one of those women tests anon, they're not supposed to make sense, and you failed
>6'4"
>white
>/fit/
>Engineering Degree
>Italian descent
>$200,000 in savings
>I don't like Chinese cartoons
The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.
City people all voted for Hillary.
>>24778486
>Men should not be looking for other men
Don't tell me how to live my life
>>24778495
>me being a cute girl should be more than you could ever wish for.
t. 260lb unwashed tumblress
>>24778495
Gotta say OP, if you really are a girl, that unearned sense of entitlement is turning me on
>>24778501
So every girl turns you on?
>180cm
>~70kg
>blue eyes
>pale skin
>shy, funny/sarcastic
>open up when i feel comfortable around people
>introvert
>love nature/animals
>love reading/art/music/movies/anime
>used to go to gym and swim but currently injured
>pure
>18
>babyface
>balding
>NEET uni dropout
>vidya games
>anime
>LoTR favorite book(s)
>Actual autism
so how are my stats? I'm pretty good.
>>24778502
Only when they're cute
>>24778494
That's where you're wrong, faggot:
>student
>young
>dumb
>like moe, but only have seen few cute anime
>this is good because you can introduce me to more cute animes
>also channel my autism-powers into yoyoing
Don't choke and die on your breakfast and pick me.
>>24778504
oh yeah also forgot
>KHV
>5'11
>>24778486
>Men should not be looking for other men.
>>24778482
Anyone worth having as a boyfriend will likely not be posting stats in this thread.
Just snag a bf in a different thread.
>>24778509
For you
Unoriginal prime
Pls dont post ITT, it's beta af and you're giving a stacey validation.
>>24778482
Watched toradora, clannad, JoJo, zero no tsukaima, several other slice of life / romance anime. 6'4. 96kg. overweight, not obese. Going to the gym. I'd probably spend money on you.
>>24778511
I just want validation that I am a loser, I am saging tho
>>24778497
are u cute doe???/
u sound almost perfect
why are u single
>>24778486
>men should not be looking for other men
You sound like a prude bitch, go fuck your fish hole with a jalapeno
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE FOR A BETTER LIFE ROBOTS
>>24778511
I don't care as long as OP is posting blonde twintails
>>24778516
Checkin and rollan
>>24778516
rolland
>>24778518
sorry for your loss
>>24778514
of course the whore only replies to the rich tall man
>18
>Been in and out of mental clinics
>Psychologist says getting into physical relationships is a "bad idea"
>Also says I really shouldn't drink
>Edge as fuck do it anyway
>Watch occasional anime
>Hatred of memes, don't come at me with that shit
>Other than being a case, I've been told I'm cute as fuck, but I have been told I have babyface. Maybe 8/10
>Had two girlfriends in the past, both I fucked over and enjoyed it.
>>24778520
Chances are that isn't OP
>>24778521
the cringe is real with this post lmao
>>24778516
ROlling with my original, oregano, spaghetti-o flavorful post
>>24778521
100% content over here
>>24778516
please give me serbia so I can remove_le_kebab xddd
>>24778516
no I dont like mine let me reroll :CCC
>>24778516
i want something exciting
>>24778514
because it is le_meme, u_dip......................
I will check the thread periodically until it 404s. Every person who I think would possibly be fitting I will reply to asking for an email to contact them through.
>>24778501
I do not have a sense of entitlement, this much should be expected from any girl.
>>24778500
I am not fat. Fat girls are not cute.
>>24778492
>>24778491
Describe your looks. It does not need to be too in-depth, further inquiry will come when/if I contact you.
>>24778504
>>24778506
>>24778512
Post your email. I will respond to you not long after the thread has 404'd.
What is this thread even? I highly doubt any applicants are going to be any good,
maybe you'd have better luck on Match.com OP.
>>24778482
do you live in uk? if no is the answer sorry i don't want a online "girlfriend"
>>24778532
I am Swedish, so I suppose you will have to miss out on this oppritunity.
Fat,poor,wagie/student,anime is neat and it would nice to have someone to watch with. I usually play video games all day I'm also a minority
>>24778530
>>24778491
^This guy
I'm skinny but broad-shouldered, and I have a lot of tawny hair, which grows like weeds and is impossible to manage. I have hazel eyes, light skin, sort of awkward teenage physiognomy.
>>24778516
Roll!
Also, congrats on your abortion!
>>24778516
origiarniorios
>>24778533
B.L.A.C.K.E.D
Go AWAY!!!!
>>24778516
third roll
pls let me die or at least be a senseless bowel worm
> 6 ft
> decent job
> enjoys eating ass
> currently watching Full Metal Alchemist
Am I qualified senpai?
>>24778516
rolling b/c fuck this roastie thread
>>24778530
>>24778492 190cm, ~80kg, slim, not complete skeleton, brown short hair, brown eyes. Age 23, live in central yurop.
>>24778533
You probably should've noted that you're in Europe earlier given that it rules out a large part of the board's population
>>24778533
are you pure svear christian or ethiop mohammedan.........
>>24778538
I am a virgin.
>>24778543
I don't care much for race politics, but I am white if that's what you're asking.
>>24778535
Could be worth it then. Post your email.
/3'2" tall/
/182 lbs/
I find life most thoroughly resplendent whilst taking respite in a mild mud bath. It allows me to pontificate at length upon the finer hours of my day. An enjoyable day may best be concluded contemplating the parts of the day which brought joy and peace subtly to my spirit as the sun warns my skin. I usually conclude my day with a hearty meal of rolled wild grains with milk and brown sugar& maple syrup. At which time I join my brothers in the parlour of our home, donned in our best accoutrements, for a relaxing discussion. Topics such as the harvest, or the horses of the stable, or the other amenities of farm life.
>>24778544
[email protected]
throwaway.
>>24778546
BROTHER!
How dare you offer our oats to this tart? By troth, I demand you surrender the grain forthwith.
>>24778547
holy shit you're such a fucking faggot
6'4" or like 185cm
18
Polish
I do enjoy an anime from time to time
Short slightly dark brown hair
Slim
[email protected]
>>24778549
no you're are
Pros :Tall ,bald ,muscular and addicted to anime
Cons: I wear the mask because im a big guy
>>24778552
>Pros: bald
lmao
>all those idiots falling for a very obvious bait
It's like you guys WANT to be ridiculed. You guys claim to hate roasties, yet you drool at the very sight of "femanon here" in every thread.
sage
c-can I have your rejects, OP?
>>24778553
I have a cancer
>>24778555
I'll take you over OP.
>>24778482
>180cm
>57kg
>20 years old
>in top university in physics
>love cute animu
>not so bad genetics
>can't hide my power level
>>24778514
Go fuck yourself you whore.
Not I'm not cute. I hope you face meets a bus at 40 miles an hour.
>>24778554
Literally the only thing you lose by trying is time, of which everyone here should have more than enough of
>>24778554
And i made an obvious reference to Bane, and nobody noticed me . Feels bad man
>>24778558
>180 cm
>57 kg
hhnnnngg
You're in anon, give info
>>24778555
Why not.
>>24778558
Post your email.
>>24778561
FOR YOU
oeigiamom
>>24778560
Well fine, but it's just pathetic as hell. You are just producing more stacies by being this submissive and beta
>39 posters
Hahahahahahaha
Age: 21
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 180 lbs
Salary: 60k
Occupation: programmer
Hobbies: cooking, gardening, mtg, animu, vidya, woodworking
Race: mixed white/black
Email: [email protected]
>>24778565
It's impossible to produce a Stacy when the one seeking attention has a penis
>>24778568
Good point fampai oregano
>>24778562
>>24778563
[email protected]
Will today be a good day?
>>24778556
>Pros: cancer
roflmao
>18
>5'11
>White yet very dark
>~140 pounds
>Music major
>Auschwitz thin
>$200 in bank
>Can drive
>Has car
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>Kissless virgin
>Steam and animu
Kill me
Age: 21
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 178 lbs
Salary: 80k
Occupation: CIA guy
Hobbies: BANE?
Race: white
Email: [email protected]
>>24778564
>>24778571
Am (((I))) not perfect?
I need to know where in the world you live OP.
>>24778554
The people who respond to these threads are typically "18" year old normalfags, they literally only come to /r9k/ for hook up threads.
>>24778575
she is an ugly svear wretch don't fall for it!!!!
>>24778486
I am not sure fembot my dick is saying yes but my big logical brain is saying no. I really like my freedom and I rather not be enslave by you.
Age: 25
Height: 5.8
weight:140 lbs
Virgin
Hispanic
40k$ a year
I love cute anime like Love Live and K-ON
>>24778576
>implying anyone ever "hooks up" from these threads
>>24778575
>>24778533
read this original comment
>>24778580
Some of them do, some contactfags are actually met with some success which is the worst part of all. They just see it as another /soc/
>>24778580
This desu. All those threads are just roleplay, I'm quite sure than nobody ever met their /r9k/ waifu irl
>>24778582 wrong
>>24778583 correct
>falling for the let's be bfgf bait this hard
>>24778548
Dear brother, do try to relax.
Such ladies of ill major will share in none of our fine oats, do rest assured. I merely offer the sweet thing a good bit of sausage, that I may see her countenance alight, enraptured by the robust flavors and succulent textures.
>28
>6'3
>engineer
>make 220k a year
>watch anime
>am a BLACKED.com aficionado
>love watching white women take BBC
>looking for a girl that I can supply with money while she does everything she wants
>all I ask is that I'm allowed to sit in the same room as you while you are getting the black dick
>hope to one day raise a mixed-race child bred from the genes of the best black buck we can find
>I'm already used to wearing a chastity cage so there's no problem breaking me in
>>24778583
It's depressing when you realize there's no niche for robots. Obviously we can't get stacys or normies, and "fembots" don't exist. The only other option is the trap meme, but then you're a degenerate an nobody wants that.
>>24778586
Oh d-dear
>>24778587
>dad had a talk with me last night about tradwives
>>24778586
This one OP, this is the one you want
>>24778581
Disappointing. I don't know if it could work with someone on such a different timezone.
>>24778589
I'm sorry anon but what is that?
>>24778482
Fuck it
>24
>M
>white
>manlet (5'4")
>skinny
>short brown hair
>blue eyes
>conservative
>pretty quiet except around friends
>will be awkward at first
>New Jersey
I LIke vidya, reading, camping, hiking, travelling, Dungeons and Dragons, and I recently got into anime. Just finished Eureka Seven today, which is now my favorite. I would like to one day have a love like pic related.
Kik: jmfit01
>>24778592
>bing
>yahoo
>>24778593
>played D&D for the first time on New Years
Was good time
>>24778594
I just get a bunch of irrelevent stuff
>18
>5' 8"
>average or at least acceptable face
>glasses
>German/Irish descent
>can play an instrument (clarinet/bass clarinet)
>starting to get into /lit/
>like to draw
>like to write
>watch anime
>have no future, but planning to join the navy
What do you think?
>>24778593
Post email. You have potential.
>>24778482
why the fuck not
>18
>uni student
>5'11
>expecting people on here to not watch anime
>steam & game designing
>had 2 gfs and left both of them cause they were annoying
>pretty normal beyond these things, have friends and the like
>open minded and thats why i dont mind talking to a femanon
>>24778516
34 here i come
nice 999
>>24778516
Ah, glad I read through the thread a found the reason it's actually still going. Rolling. Wish me luck, daddio.
>>24778530
>this much should be expected from any girl
Yeah right bitch. My girlfriend worships me but I wouldn't even need that to know not all girls are self entitled bitches that think they deserve a man to just answer their call when they want one.
>>24778601
Kuwait. Damn, that's disappointing.
>>24778548
>>24778585
I enjoy your meme just because it exposes a nice vocabulary
Str: 8
Per: 3
End: 10
Chr: 1
Int: 2
Agl: 4
Lck:8
I specked into melee weapons this playthrough, probably going to side with caesars legion. Now post your stats
>>24778605
Clever anon here, mates
>doesnt even post her face
whats even the point of this thread
>>24778605
Str: 0
Per: 0
End: 0
Chr: 0
Int: 1
Agl: 0
Lck: 0
>>24778482
I make 60k salary
I'm 24 years old
I have no kids. I own a cat.
I like cinema.
I work in Atlanta but i travel for business to places like london, paris, hong kong, and Toronto
I like cute anime
>>24778605
>not NCR
shit taste no wonder you have no gf at least your stats are good.
>>24778603
Currently living in Kuwait here. It's not that shitty here if you're American. They worship us here since we saved their asses from the Iraqis. The internet sucks though.
>>24778611
Military mang?
>>24778482
>19
>5'4
>115 lbs
>baby face
>white/asian
>green eyes
>can play bass and guitar
>student in software engineering
>strong 'financial support' from family
>watch anime
>probably have a future, just too quiet to get a gf
>in los angeles during holidays
>arizona (tempe) during school
>vidya addiction
>>24778612
Unfortunately, yes. Only got a year left on my contract though so that's cool.
>>24778614
Branch and rate?
>>24778615
USMC
Terminal Lance
>>24778599
>>>/out/
R9K BELONGS TO THE ROBOTS
>>24778617
No rule saying it belongs to robots.
>>24778615
>>24778616
Here's my proof:
>oorah
>yut
>kill
>semper fi, do or die
>get your hands out of your pockets devil dog
>get off the fucking grass
>liberty is secured
>I want to fucking kill myself
>>24778619
How is it like being a robot in the military? I was thinking of joining my country's army. Also you are a marine but you are a KHV I thought women liked marines?
>>24778620
Due to some bad personal experiences early into my career I've had a rough time with it. The military honestly isn't that bad though, it's actually pretty fucking boring. However I'm far from a KHV. A year into the military I basically saved a young woman's life and now she loves me unconditionally
>>24778620
>>24778621
I was a KHV before the military though. I've only had physical relations with my current girlfriend
>>24778482
>22
>5'9"
>last year of uni
>korean parents but born in the southeast
>micropenis
>mentally ill
>friendless besides group projects at school
>work out at night by myself, 295lb benchpress, trying to get to 3 plates
>cyclical pattern of downloading a new game hoping that it would pass the time, only to play 10mins of it and finding no pleasure, uninstalling the week after
>watch youtube videos most of the day, browse this board, listen to sad songs
>when it gets especially bad, i go onto omegle text chat and talk to strangers. it helps with the loneliness and you sometimes laugh with them at some of the conversations.
>recently, have been seeing the threads of the 12 year old girl that hung herself. how easy it was. and the bravery of it. i wish i wasn't so moved by what others think of me. my brother and mother and father would be really sad.
probably not.
>>24778623
Have you played Katawa Shoujo? Not even joking, I felt like it improved my self esteem by making me want to be a better person to the point where I no longer cared as much what others thought of me because I was proud of myself.
>>24778516
>>24778482
Roll
80 kg, 1.7 m
Fan of Anime, Hockey, and Strategy Games
Engineering Undergrad
>>24778625
you sound bretty cool
what kind of strategy games?
>>24778482
Hold on what the fuck. Why are we having a fembot deciding if we're worthy or not. We're supposed to be thirsting over stacies.
>>24778626
Civ, Catan, Sims City, Risk, etc...
>>24778486
>I am not a male. I am a girl,
fuck you then
>>24778627
Idk
I'm just here to get pissed off by OP because I used to get toyed with by bitches like her and I tend to look in the direction of things that make me angry
59 anons posted in this thread going after one girl. That's kind of sad.
>>24778631
I actually came here just to call her a bitch. I'm not even single.
>>24778631
Its a better shot than what I could get irl
Sverige fisker efter robotter? Hmm...
28, NEET, Denmark, had one prior relationship for about six years.
Not sure about a relationship, honestly. But I won't mind a chat
>>24778634
Intressen?
>>24778631
It is an application thread, we do have the picking when it comes to men, not the other way around.
>22
>5'11"
>East coast
>has a job but otherwise a shut in
>has steam and is online often
>love cute animes
>switch but leans toward sub
>is okay with LDR as long as we can eventually meet
>i have skype, discord, and an old kik account if that is your thing
>pic related: me
>>24778482
I like cute anime
captcha burnhope 23015
>>24778635
But you have yet to proof you're a female and you being bitchy about it.
>>24778635
>implying alphas don't have their own selection of concubines to pick from as they please
your a whore and will most likely die alone from a slow disease that will rot you from the inside out. Once you realize your a worthless human being just kill yourself thanks reeeeeee
>>24778633
You can do better than some "female" fishing for the right one.
>>24778636
>he even posted a picture of himself
lmao
>>24778641
I mean.... I COULD.
Or I could just watch a shitton of anime and not worry about anything
>>24778636
You look like me if I wasn't /fit/ and had facial hair.
>>24778636
Holy shit get a load of this cuckboy. Just fucking end yourself already.
I want to post but I think I still have some dignity left.
>>24778643
>not playing vidya and watching anime aswell
Look at this pleb.
>>24778636
>jawline faked with facial hair
>>24778636
>East Coast
>Actually admits to liking cute animes
>Shows his face for everyone to see
>>24778645
Why are you being a crab in the bucket anon?
>>24778646
OP is probably just larping anyways. To be honest it's even worse if they aren't. Being that self entitled can't be fun to be around.
>>24778635
drawing, anime/manga (not as frequent as previously, recently finished reading Aku no Hana), reading, more
Kaizer#5659
>>24778636
When your on so many antidepressants you have no respect for yourself and are so desperate to for a dumb whore you post your actual photo on 4chan lol what a meme
>>24778650
Snibbety snab motherfucker.
>>24778653
>Facebook meme format
I found me an underage
>>24778654
I really don't get what you're going at but ok?
>>24778653
>>24778649
>>24778648
>>24778645
>>24778642
just got out of a relationship a bit ago
i feel like utter shit and i want companionship
this post most likely wont go anywhere but im already as low as i can get
might as well go for the tiny chance this works
>>24778482
>19
>Starting school soon
>Stoner/Weeb/Hippie
>probably going nowhere in life
>interests include norse mythology, animu, fightan gaems, bad JRPGs, Kancolle, Tabletops, and psychedelics
gimme gf now pls
>>24778482
>5'11 skinnyboi
>blue eyes
>long brown hair
>all I do is watch anime/netflix, play vidya, and university work
>I like cats and want another season of Nisekoi and Sakurasou
ps i main genji
pps this is literally all i ahve to offer
ppps it makes a lot of sense why I'm single after having written the pps
>>24778657
Hey man you're okay.
Just keep truckin and you do you.
>>24778530
>post your email
lmao I may have autism but at least I am not some disgusting mentally ill trap trying to erp on a gay mongolian suicide generator
>>24778657
Stop being a worthless sack of shit and jumping from one relationship you clearly aren't over yet into a meaningless LDR.
>>24778482
Alright, let's give it a try.
I'm 21, 240lbs for 5'7 and baby this mass ain't muscle.
I spend half of my time watching weeb stuff, the other half playing pleb-tier games, the third half GMing stuff and the fourth half actually working as a community manager.
I don't get mad at tumblrites for existing and understand why feminists make a fuss out of gender and stuff, which I guess makes me the most degenerate robot there is.
I have trouble remembering to clean my room, do the dishes, or, y'know, clean up.
I'm a known stalker, I actually got my job thanks to it. I also lie, cheat, steal, and pretty much did every other crime you can think about save for actually harming people/animals myself.
I'm a pussy. Like, I cower before bees. I very much dislike pain. That being said, I'm not afraid of death, and may be depressive and/or suicidal at times.
I WILL think sexually of you, all of your friends and all your family. All of the girls at least, probably some of the dudes too. That being said, I'm deathly afraid of actually having sex - or any kind of non-platonic contact. Hell I get nervous when my hand brushes against a girl.
I'm, obviously, a virgin faggot, though I ain't kissless so I hope you didn't wish for a pure dude who'd save himself until marriage. On that note, I'd be a fedorameister if I wasn't feminazi-compliant.
On the plus side, I make a mean carbonara.
rolling orig comment pls
OP, do you accept girlfriend applications? Or even just girl... friend applications?
I want to get comfy with another female and talk about all of the cute anime we can think of, and maybe share in the wonderful world of cute 3DPD Japanese girls.
Personal stats:
Animal lover, idol lover, cute anime lover, vidya lover. Lover of all things cute and pure. I like a lot of cute J-fashion like lolita and good cosplay.
I collect BJDs and waifu figures. My room is very pink, sparkly, and flowery.
I'm 25 and would love a cute imouto to dote on. But I wouldn't mind being the imouto if you're older.
>>24778530
>Post your email
Not until you prove you are female
>>24778665
Now THIS is what roleplaying looks like lads, take notes.
>>24778482
6'3
White
Green eyes / brown hair
190lbs, muscular
>>24778665
Ooooor you could secure yourself a bratty, unnerving onii-chan, right here : >>24778663
, for free ! It's a one time offer, don't miss it !
>>24778516
Going for 90
>>24778665
Will you be my Onee-chan?
>>24778670
Poo in loo, anon. How does this make you feel?
>>24778663
>240lbs for 5'7 and baby this mass ain't muscle
stopped reading here, I won't date manlets especially fat ones :^)
>>24778673
Aw but you missed on all the self-deprecation ! It'd have been fun, you'd have puked your haughtiness away !
>>24778669
Do you even fucking know what those words mean you god damn normalfag?
>>24778669
>>24778671
Boys make me uncomfortable, they're big and scary, but I'll happily be the onee-chan to any cute girls!
I just want to get comfy and talk about cute and fluffy things. All the girls I've met just want to talk about drinking and try to bring me to clubs.
>>24778676
Woops, forgot to accompany my post with an image of a cute girl.
Gotta keep up the positive energy!
>>24778675
Unnerving : making (someone) lose courage or confidence.
Bratty : characteristic of or resembling a brat; impudent; ill-mannered.
At least that's what google 1st result says.
>>24778676
Roleplaying aside, _some_ boys are very small, almost petite in stature. Do they scare you ?
Marine stuck in kuwait here. You can do far better than this bitch if you get /fit/ and treat dating like any other normal social interaction. I was once a KHV robot but now I've got a genuinely attractive girlfriend that loves me more than I ever thought I deserved. It's almost midnight here now though so I'm out. OP is a faggot.
I live in Australia (Queensland) and I would like a fembot gf or maybe a cute bf. I am 6'1, currently a little overweight and am an on and off NEET depending on how much money I need. I get rated between 4 and 6 on rate threads. Please I need a companion in life so badly.
>>24778516
The trips shall make it so. It is his will.
>>24778672
I will own this entire shit street
>>24778682
It's good to have ambition. Try to retain that for the next life.
>>24778678
Not as much, however I would still prefer to keep them at arm's length. Experience has proven time and time again that boys are just perverse and twist everything into something evil.
The petite man I sometimes encounter at the nearby convenience store is kind enough and doesn't scare me.
I am still monitoring the thread, I just had to go off for a moment.
>>24778663
Post email.
>>24778665
I do not take girlfriend requests, but if you just want to be friends, I would be fine with that.
>>24778685
[email protected]
>>24778684
Maybe you know the wrong boys ? I can name at least one example of boy who finds sex boring, masturbation a waste of time, and finds much more enjoyment in playing Bloodborne.
>>24778685
How far away is too far away? I live in America after all.
>>24778685
Stop impersonating me I am the real OP. I'll post with a trip so everyone can actually tell
>>24778686
The fake OP wanted your email not me. FUck off manlet and hang yourself with your fat ass.
>>24778687
EU would be preferable, but America is fine as well. If you are appealing enough, then you will make it through the qualification phases for becoming my boyfriend.
>>24778688
Stop impersonating me I am the real OP, I never post with trip.
>>24778691
GO away impersonator
>>24778689
Y'see, I won't fuck off unless I decide to fuck off. Then I'll fuck off.
That aside, I'm now picturing a man hanged with his own ass and it's hilarious, thanks !
>>24778693
Manlets will never be loved, best to just end it now
>>24778692
I can't believe you HAD to show up in my boyfriend thread and ruin it! You guys really are the worst.
I'm bored.
pros:
>not a pathetic sack of shit
>on r9k to fuck with people
>attractive
>live on my own
>manual know how
>work as a mechanic slash machinist
>can somewhat cook fancy food
>attentionate
>not a lot of sexual experience but not a virgin though
>extremely empathetic and understanding, can listen to people's issues for days
>attractive and physically strong and in shape due to manual labor and years of full contact martial arts.
>ambitious and god tier willpower
cons.
>childhood traumatism
>insecure, need comfort to take some decisions
>need to be listened to as much as I listen to others
>emotionally vulnerable and sensitive even if I have enough strenght of character to rationalize my pain
>need time to adjust in bed
Super cons.
>hate cute animu
>don't actually plan on dating you
>you are not actually a girl
>I just wanna brag and piss off the faux normies and robots because I'm currently at work.
>>24778631
welcome to life on easy mode were everything is headed to you in a silver platter. if a guy did the same no girl would reply to his threat.
>>24778695
What do you mean yours you filthy gay erpfag
Seems like fun. Stats:
5'8
Blue eyes
White
Generic robot interests (anime, Vidya, reading)
23
Email is[email protected]
>>24778685
I want to take your virginity
>>24778699
didn't you see my other post? No fucking manlets
>>24778685
Oh no, oh no, what do I do.
Here's where I get all nervous just thinking about making a friend. I don't talk to people often.
[email protected]
Please be gentle.
>>24778698
Listen, sweety, you're the guy here. ERPing on /R9K/ is a pretty deep low. Just because most of these guys haven't talked to girls doesn't mean they can't tell you're clearly a man. Now leave and let me get my bfs
Oh, look. A roastie thread.
Fuck that.
Where my faggots at?
>5'10
>ottermode
>blonde
Looking for bf
>>24778690
Something tells me a 28 year old broke pale skeleton of 5'7 won't be worth the trouble even if I have a lot of cute 2d girls saved on my computer.
>>24778703
fuck off faggot I'll smoke your ass
>white
>32
>6'3
>slight overweight
>own big house
>relatively wealthy
>used to be huge weeb, took a few years of japanese in university
>got a couple of spare rooms in my house and the ability to purchase a plane ticket
>my kik is jsc_84
>>24778705
yeah I already said no manlets wank stains of a human being
>>24778707
No whites only superior BBC is allowed
>>24778694
Oh I ain't aiming for love. I exist to ruin other people's lives.
>>24778705
I do not mind bad looks too much, otherwise I would not be asking on /r9k/.
>>24778702
Are you >>24778665 ?
>>24778710
Yes, sorry for any confusion.
Guess I'll settle, but I'm not watching any of your faggot Chinese cartoons. Superior American Looney Tunes only.
>>24778710
Why are you asking on /r9k/ though? If we are to believe that you are cute as you claim, you could probably be successful elsewhere without any problems. Even as far as more niche interests go, it's never that hard to find a guy into whatever you want
>>24778706
oh jeez you really told me off sweety. Stop trying to bait everyone in my thread with the manlet and BBC posts :/. I just want a bf that likes cute anime, you can make your own thread if you're so picky.
>>24778710
I don't know if looks would even enter the equation considering the distance and I'm kind of boring since all I do is play video games and watch anime right now since I can't afford to do anything else.
>>24778713
Because I am familiar with this place, and this type of process is difficult to do on other websites or platforms.
>>24778707
"Used to?"
pros:
>19
>6'2
>/fit/
>radiology major
>intelligent
>great conversationalist
>can cook
>likes kawaii animu
cons
>black
email is [email protected]
>>24778713
Normies are annoying frankly, I only really feel comfortable around people like me. That's why I'm asking here.
>>24778716
>difficult
>make profile
>gender: female
>don't even have to use an actual picture of yourself
>"I like cute anime, please only contact me if you like cute anime too"
>messages roll in
>>24778482
Hello I have decided to allow you to be my girlfriend. My statistics are as follows:
6'4" / 230lbs / 75k Salary / Pic related.
Once we begin our relationship I want all viewing, enjoying, posting, etc. of all anime/weeaboo trash to cease. There will be no signs of affection unless I give you permission to. You must send me a required picture of your nude body every weekday, and catalog your weight and meals for the day. You may take weekends off, but there you will continue sticking to a strict diet to keep your figure in good condition. You are allowed one dick pic a month from any angle of your choosing. Upon receiving the picture you will record yourself masturbating to the image and send me it. Failure to do this will result in a suspension from any dick pics or future signs of affection.
If the relationship grows I will consider meeting you in person. You will pay for your own means to meet me physically. There will be no hand holding in public or PDA. We will go back to my apartment to have sex. There will be no foreplay or kissing before hand, only immediate vaginal sex in the missionary position.
You will not be able to sleep at my place, so you will have to find you're place to stay or go home.
Please provide your e-mail and send me a photo, only then will I judge whether I'll let you become my girlfriend.
I'm boring to be around
Dasheighty #9828
Playing Battlefeel 1, CSGO, Overwatch, Forza and pokemon moon,
Sigh. Maybe I guess.
>22, slim skeletal mode
>best student in uni
>spill spaghetti in any social situation
>absolute kh virgin
>watch animu
>wish for a qt white euro twintails gf like in my 2d Chinese cartoons
please picku me imaginary unconfirmed gril
L O N D O N
Sometimes I fap to animus if that means anything.
>>24778720
>Please
lol what a beta
>238 replies, 86 posters
>but girls can be robots too!!1! xD
Fuck this board.
>>24778482
Guy who posted irl pic from earlier here
Email is [email protected]
>>24778482
post your stats
>5'
>240 lbs
>transfeminist
>>24778724
Gladly. Will my ass suffice or should I bring friends ?
>>24778716
i've been looking for a reason to get back into it, having a qt to watch it with would be the perfect reason?.
sage and report shit roleplay threads gentlemen, do not fall for such low quality bait
>>24778711
I have sent you an email.
>>24778728
Very well, post email.
>>24778725
Which one?
Real Op is back, just got done getting plunged in tha ass by my black step father. Now remember no manlets and only that good BBC ;)
>>24778730
[email protected]
jsc_84 is my kik
>>24778729
I've actively been trying to shit up this thread but these thirsty faggots won't stop
>>24778482
are you ever going to send a fucking mail??
>>24778572
I dunno anon, you sound pretty fat to me. I was a 125 lb, 6 ft skeleton at 18.
>mfw I'm 200 lbs at 23... I really need to hit the gym now that I'm commuting and working :c
>>24778734
sorry to break it to you anon, but that's not a real girl.
>>24778734
Read >>24778530
I will respond to all the applicants which I see fitting once the thread has 404'd, and then will begin the next step of the process in email. There are quite a few responses, and it would be difficult to begin contact with them all simultaneously while the thread is still up.
If nobody comes out as a fitting boyfriend after that, I will give this another go to recruit more applicants until I have found a suitable boyfriend for someone like myself.
>>24778737
fuck off you fake nigger cunt, btw I'm>>24778504
;) send me an email at [email protected]
>>24778737
What is your dream life?
>>24778730
this one
>>24778636
Origanilli
>>24778516
please god give me a better life
>>24778486
>men should not be looking for other men
I'm not looking for other men
I'm looking for a cute gf with a feminine penis
>>24778739
Eventually getting married and having a relaxed life with 2 or 3 children.
>tfw no guy to dominate and tease and have him beta orbit me
>>24778482
>British
>20
>v
>makes 35 pounds /$43 dollars
>grey eyes
>Brown hair
>white
>male
>girls call me "cute"
>interested in politics, vidya, dystopia, animus, finance
>enjoys drinking
>5'7"
>150lbs
>likes cute anime
>LONDON
Rate me OP
>>24778482
You buttfucks need to start posting pictures. Bitch OP won't consider you as a bf unless you post pics.
>>24778745
This guy here OP. Didn't even post a qt animu
Also
>INTJ
>>24778482
>18
>babyface
>khv
>5'7
>~120lb
>shit hairline
>pale
>pretty socially retarded
[email protected]
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>24778743
I live in a big city but would like to live a relaxed life on a farm with doggos. Do you see any of that?
>>24778737
I am 5'10 and I don't weigh much, 135lbs or so, I'm not very alpha or anything of that nature and I like to spend lots of time alone. I would very much like someone to spend all of my time with and I think that's what I would like out of a relationship, but relationships I think are something that has to be built up with someone else through both good and bad. I don't have any experience with women though and I'm afraid of them but i'm very lonely for meaningful stuff.
I would really just like someone to laze around with and share time with and develop with because I don't have a lot to offer but myself and that's sort of a work in progress by itself. I don't have any expectations of the other person but I don't mind giving first but fairness is important to me, even if it's kind of a tilted fairness, because different people work differently and stuff. I am not political but like to read about everything political. I enjoy fantasy and reading instruction books.
For hobbies and such I enjoy all the normal stuff like anime and games and do some creative stuff on the side sometimes, I sometimes cook but I'm only a year or so into trying to do that and I read. I'll read anything.
thanks
[email protected]
>>24778516
it can't be any worse anyway
STOP MAKING THESE RETARDED THREADS FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEE
>Claims to be female, european, not fat, and cute
Yeah, I totally believe it
>>24778753
And a virgin, don't forget that.
This thread is fucking depressive.
>>24778749
Dogs are my favorite animals, but I cannot see myself living on a farm. I have spent summers on farms, and I do not find them particularly comfortable.
>>24778753
Jag ar svensk, but I will not send a picture until the boyfriend application process is complete.
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
>>24778651
But what about that tiny percentage of it being real, anon?
Do you know how difficult is to find an european female here, with yourself being european as well?
>>24778503
op why did you skip this?
>>24778756
>>24778758
I do not have good experiences with people who say that they are into music, as I have very little interest in such things, but the topic comes up far too often with those.
>>24778759
What's wrong with me >>24778745
>inb4 manlet
20 years old, 185 cm, fit (train weekly and eat healthy, I cook everyday), IQ of 138, go to uni, like anime, games and drawing, have a large social circle (inb4 REEEEE GET OUT NORMIE), etc. etc.
But I have too much self-respect for a relationship with someone asking " and I will evaluate whether you are worth having as my boyfriend or not.", and so should very other person reading this. The first step to being more alpha is having self-respect.
>>24778759
Could you tell me what isn't good with mine?
>>24778750
I want to delete it as soon as possible.
I will tolerate your crap in exchange for 2 fucks and one blowjob per week.
>>24778760
I dislike discussing politics and finance.. I do not care about height, as I have shown with my responses to others.
>>24778762
There is nothing wrong with yours, I forgot to reply to it since you had already included your email in it.
>>24778761
>But I have too much self-respect for a relationship with someone asking " and I will evaluate whether you are worth having as my boyfriend or not.", and so should very other person reading this. The first step to being more alpha is having self-respect.
The first step to being more alpha is not being so insecure about someone half-roleplaying a character for your entertainment, to go with their basic request. Don't take yourself so seriously in such a seedy place.
>>24778756
I love dogs too, I want at least three of them with a huge ass space to roam in with my kids. Onto the next one.
>>24778764
>since you had already included your email in it.
Okay, thank you.
>>24778759
How old are you? I want to know how much we could have in common.
>>24778486
>not an anime girl
>claims she is still a cute girl
get the fuck out of here
>>24778768
I am 21
>19
>170cm
>immature but charismatic
>vidya, and movies
>slightly lit
>watch anime for fun, mostly stuff like lain
>physically look like Hidenori, from Danshi Kokousei no Nichijou
>>24778764
Sorry. I don't have to talk about politics seriously. A lot of the time it's just memes. But nevermind. Wish you the best of luck in your /LOVEQUEST/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWA8iH_emEk
>>24778770
How willing are you to take facials? This is important.
>>24778486
>Men should not be looking for other men
KEK, DEGENERATE HOMO'S BTFO
>>24778516
aaaaaeeeeeelmao XD originally
>>24778730
Eh, I guess I'll bite.
Swedish/Swiss dual nationality, 24 years old, living in Gothenburg.
Fully fluent languages in English, Swedish, and French (Having lived and functioned in Swedish, French, and English-speaking countries). Also have some command of German (from school) and Japanese (from my weeb phase).
I'm reasonably fit, I'm not a full /fit/ geek or anything but I take care of myself. My upper abs are visible in average lighting while the lower abs (or ribs, for that matter) aren't.
Physicist by education. Just graduated from Chalmers.
Biggest achievements so far:
Publishing four peer-reviewed papers before graduating. Writing a Master's thesis that actually ended up being read by more than five people.
Getting two all-expenses-paid conference invitations from a top US university to talk about said thesis.
Being a workaholic I have a few more sweet achievements (like that one time when I won a trip to Kazakhstan) but these are probably the ones that matter the most to me.
Coolest dessert I ever made:
Liquid nitrogen ice cream, with too much nitrogen in it. Required some thawing. Also, food thermometers don't work very well at liquid nitrogen temperatures.
Most recent thing I ate:
Fried Brie. I kept the total amount down and I'm not making that again, but it was worth a try.
Somewhat into anime and sci-fi. Quick to complain about star wars physics, but only when I'm done marveling at that Darth Vader scene in Rogue One.
I'm not always particularly interesting, but when I am, I try to make the world around me a more interesting place as well.
(Also fuck the 4chan client for not allowing Swedish characters, who still uses ASCII)
>>24778773
I will not answer any specific lewd questions until later in the process when the most promising candidates are left. All I will say is that I do not see any sexual acts as degrading or such so long as it is limited to the bedroom.
>>24778776
I was having trouble with that as well earlier. Post your email.
>>24778777
>not willing to sit on my lap in a skirt at the park, while discreetly and slowly fucking as people pass by
Dropped
>people still replying to the fake OP
Yeah no, I haven't even finished the education most people of my age have. I don't think I'd be able to stand in front of your parents with pride and tell them that I date their daughter.
>>24778781
>Implying OP isn't a catfish until proven otherwise.
And even if they aren't lying, unless you live in Sweden like >>24778776 then it will be a meme relationship at best.
>>24778783
I read the thread. I wouldn't respond if I wasn't Swedish.
>>24778776
This one is pretty much what OP will want as they're most family proof/local and would allow OP to NEET as a housewife. Everyone else may as well leave.
In case anyone missed my posts about it before, I will be sending out mails to all the applicants who I see fit once the thread has 404'd.
Since it will be difficult to communicate with them all at once, I'll be going through you all one by one, so it could take a day or two to reach the last few after the initial email confirming that you have been accepted as an applicant.
>5"9, 200 lbs.
> long hair, people sometimes mistake me for a girl.
> Vidya is pretty much all I do.
> sometimes I watch cute anime.
> I like to read and watch youtube
> I dont think youre a real girl, I just kind of want a friend to talk to.
P-please consider me Op!
>>24778784
I know lad, thats why i cited your post, as the two of you actually live in the same country.
based mods.
>>24778786
I hope I get in and get those nudes.
>moved to /soc/
Oh boy. Better end it now.
>>24778482
How about you give me a reason I should pick you?
>Mods are gods.
>>24778788
You're mistaking me for >>24778776
Anyway, I don't browse /soc/. How slow is this board?
Well this technically counts as 404, so you can consider the thread over here since I do not want a boyfriend from /soc/.
It might take a while to look through the thread to find all the emails of those whom I accepted, but after that I will contact you all. Thank you all for participating, and await further instructions.
>>24778482
>It got /soc/ dumpstered.
I think this thread is done now.
>white
>dark hair
>green-gray eyes with gold ring
>5'8"
>154lbs
>likes anime. Cute girls and gripping stories are important. That or cute girls doing cute things.
>Vidya
>all my former gfs have been bi
>wear chunky/nerdy glasses
>English
>>24778809
>>24778823
I was from /r9k/ senpai pls reconsider
>>24778786
Mods = gods
Anyway I am:
>24, average body, glasses, 5'9"
>American MD student, excellent grades, shining future ($$$)
>Avid tennis player. Seriously, I'm a tennis god
>into vidyanime like everyone else in this dickhole
>from the greatest nation in the universe aka Texas
You are unworthy of me. Rooting for the Swedish guy personally.
>>24778516
Might as well
>>24778854
forgot to post the essential attention-grabbing image FUCK
>6'5"
>25
>/fit/
>white / native american
>Computer Science
>loves nature, exploring and quests
>drives
>dirtbikes & motorcycles
>animu / steam / doggos / mews
I have sent out a response to everyone who's boyfriend application was accepted. If there is anyone who thinks that I might have missed them, then respond to this pointing out which email I could have missed.
>>24778787
>>24778829
I wasn't planning on taking more applicants, but if you really are interested then post your email and I will include you.
>>24778964
>>24778854
You skipped me. If it was intentional, you suck. If it wasn't, you don't suck as much.
But I was in the original robot thread.
>>24778809
and you want a boyfriend from /r9k/ instead?
i'm concerned for you, girl. go outside and get some sun. meet some real men.
oh wait. they'd be disgusted by you.
>>24778991
It seemed as if you were not interested judging by that post, but if you are then post email.
24
Pretty cute androgynous boy
Like cosplaying, anime, fiction, and playing piano
Email: smashbrah@gmail
>>24779004
[email protected]
You need someone as smug as you if you want anything real.
>>24778486
>Men should not be looking for other men.
/soc/ BTFO
>>24778998
/soc/ is trash my dude
>>24778486
+not fat, or chubby
+don't care most kinks (no gore tho)
+asian
+decent looking
-weeaboo
-short
-overall weak
-long hair
>>24778516
wewww
>>24779121
i wouldn't want a /soc/ bf either but /r9k/ isn't much better
>>24779152
/soc/ is for normies to hook up and fuck. It's tinder: 4chan edition. That's it. At least on /r9k/ you can find real human beans.
>25
>5'10"
>205lbs, dad-bod
>blue eyes, glasses
>brown hair, stubble/medium beard to hide babyface
>pale skin
>poor af w/shit job
>awkward until comfortable, kinda anxious
>unvirgin but it's been ages
>STR 14
>DEX 8
>CON 13
>INT 10
>WIS 12
>CHA 15
Late but here goes
>6'0
>24
>like anime
>Goes to college
>likes vidya
>sci-fi
>likes cats
>>24779162
>normies on /soc/
full of beta orbiters
NEET losers
bpd ugly girl weebs
just because every thread isn't ROASTIE reee doesn't mean /soc/ is full of normies.
>>24779183
I don't know why you listed the posters on /r9k/ trying to imply that's what is on /soc/
but that's all you did.
>>24778516
rollin
>>24779177
Forgot to say that i live in Scandinavia
>>24779207
reroll, China can suck it
BF recruiting? Pfft, if any of you young girls want to be a mistress / homewrecker hit me up.
>>24779205
maybe you don't hang around /soc/ enough or aren't a girl hanging around /soc/, but try talking to some guys here and see what happens.
>all these responses to ONE (1) person
Is this real life?
>>24779224
>wanting to hang around a normie shithole often
You disgust me you normalfag you.
>>24779236
Unfortunately it is.
>>24779236
People are just wondering what country they'd be reborn in no big deal.
>>24779004
Still around OP? Doubt you'll have a round two and I don't come on 4chan enough that I'm likely to catch it if you do. I like cute anime, but skip the dating games with me. I wouldn't have the heart to kill off all the other anons on the island in the final round anyway.
Send your cute anime suggestions to
[email protected]
>>24779236
No, it's 4chan...
Sorry, it's soc.
>28
>Brown skin, black hair
>Not muslim
>not BR
>Liked anime a few years ago but recently started watching popular series for fun.Not entirely sure what cute anime is but I'm willing to check it out
>Vidya is my main hobby
>Will probably never go to Europe
You remind me of someone
[email protected]
>>24779503
>>24778586
>>24778634
>>24779166
add
>almost 30 and wants to be with a teenage girl
this is not ebay
BITCH
>>24779613
>350+ replies
Sure could've fooled me
>>24779775
If you're solely sexually interested in teenage girls as a 25-ish years old guy, you're either really desperate or try to compensate certain sick disorders.
If so, you shouldn't become a father anyway.
If you honestly can imagine to connect with a teenage girl on a genuine romantic personal level while being 25-ish years old, then you're legit mentally challeged and stuck in the mental age of 16.
If so, you shouldn't become a father either.
>>24779848
they've never connected on a personal level with someone other than their mom anyway. they wouldn't know better
This is a stupid thread, and your haughty attitude makes me want to fly to Sweden just to violently rape you and blame it on Somalis. Picky hens like you should get plucked, not pampered.
Good luck to all the faggots who actually sent this thot emails. Friendly reminder to virgins, it will never feel as good as your hand, unless you're choking her.
I like these threads, they're fun. It's rare to get a post to move so fast, and it's always fun to read y'all getting butt blasted. 10/10 thread OP.
Hi im 18 and i like cute anime i guess
Im also a veteran of the Finno-Korean hyper war, pic related is me in the 42nd stormtrooper division before our last battle.
I dont have any sexual diseases so thats cool
I play some cool video games i guess, and ill buy us some food if you'd like
If you dont choose me we can still be cool dude friends
Not even going to post my stats here because I'm 5'6" and you'll just laugh at me.
>>24780211
Hey cheer up bud, 5'6" isnt super short, we shouldnt even want to talk to some person wanting to judge whos worthy to talk to her lol.
Im the gas mask dude above you btw
>>24780229
It may not seem super short to some people. It's all relative. But the fact of the matter is, girls have tons of dudes to pick from online. There are guys posting in this thread who are 6'4". Posting that you're 5'6" is a guaranteed "NO"
>>24778623
not op but i fetishize koreans so hmu
>>24778516
I must return to my homeland of Norway,.
>>24778482
5'8", engineer, watches tons of Anime (all types). Not afraid to say I like cute things like miniature plush dolls, and my husky puppy.
5'10" , lightly kissed by the sun in complection. Short hair, glasses. I enjoy anime as well as reading and video games. I am a manager of a high maintenance kitchen. I enjoy long walks inside animes and cuddles.
>>24778482
>23
>5'11"
>sysadmin
>uni dropout
>vidya
>anime and mango
>brown hair brown eyes
>working on escaping the midwest to either of the coasts or the eu
>>24780742
Try /soc/ desu. I'm not even from the states
>>24780761
>>24780742
Oh kek this is /soc/. Another thread then
[email protected]
>>24778809
Oh no, does this mean sign ups are over?
Aw that's unfortunate. Well good luck with your boyfriend hunt!!
>>24780742
This is someone else posting this person's number, in an attempt to get them spammed with messages. Not Your Personal Army.
>>24780742
You aren't Autumn. I'll be contacting the authorities. Maybe I should contact your family, local group leaders, your work and show them the behavior you are exhibiting because a girl didn't want to be with you. Sociopathic moron.
>>24778516
Please not Israel
>>24778964
eh fuck it
i was reminded of my ex (who is swedish), so lets try it
>24
>5'10
>bear mode (the fat but actually look like i could fight bears)
>hafu
>forensic anthropology/language
>hobbies include martial arts, travel, anime, and history
>top 3 anime are yawara!, planetes, and gun x sword
>am a skilled writer and have many connections politically; may become a politician someday
>can run a seven minute mile and deadlift 445 lbs
>speaks english and japanese and teaching myself russian
>dark brown hair, hazel eyes, face like a cross between filthy frank and solid snake
email me at [email protected]. i dont expect to be picked but i want to meet more people, so other people can add me too~
>Nigger
Does that mean you gonna hit me up senpai with that dank puss?
>>24780742
Lmfao i'm sure that for whatever reason this goy posted her number, the roastie deserved it. Women are literally never innocent: fact
May as well try.
I'm 26, brown hair, blue eyes, 5'8". My favorite anime is .Hack//Sign. Let me know if there is anything else you want to know.
Anyone here just want to talk..? _JellyLazer_ on kik... Better than email imo..
>>24778482
twitch: nickuccan
lol this brown boy
Heil,
26, 1m86, blue eyes, 5mm short balding dark hair, 65kg, beard to compensate hair loss and to feel like Ragnar Lothbrok;
- electronic engineer, programmer, electric engineer - one man development army
- will start bachelor of physics or dip-eng tech. IT this year
- like to travel, hike, climb, meditate, read, paraglide, watching movies, psychonautics, science, futurism
- want to build a futuristic but natural house for my family in the nature - prefer no neighbours
- I have too many dreams for one lifetime, so some things just stay dreamt
- apply for world domination, or want at least press my fucking dick on the history for mankind
- kind of nihilist / philosophy may change 3 times during the day
- prefer just little and well chosen contact to other human beings
- girl needs to be at least 7/10 - and not fat. can't help. cute brings 2 extra points.
- don't like norm stacies - prefer non-conformal but intelligent - but we may see.
My woman is the most relevant person after me in my life and I am more a repair, than throw-away-man. Plus I am hyper-flexible - can create suiting personalities for many occasions.
But she needs to be worth it - no time for shit.
rofl
>im a girl im looking for a boyfriend
Doesnt even say anything about herself
400 responses, /soc/ is truly pathetic
>tfw have cute girls to talk to
>rich enough to hire escorts
Feels good not to be a part of this thread
>>24778744
I'd like to sign up for that. Can I?
>>24782548
She's 21
>>24778486
>I am not a male.
dropped
>>24782554
alright let me do it again
>>24782554
>She's 21
How do you know?
>>24781239
>no time for shit
>applies in this thread
>>24782567
It was posted earlier in the thread >>24778770
>26
>UK
>185lbs
>Handsome (I'm told)
>Into fitness, film, reading & writing mostly
>Funny, dry, sarcastic
>Chinese cartoons aren't a part of my life any more
>>24778516
Rollin
>>24782649
>Chinese cartoons aren't a part of my life any more
NORMIE
>>24780203
that's a nice mask
Alright I guess I'll throw my hat into the ring.
Age:25
Location:Australia (Canberra but moving to Brisbane)
Weight:170kgs
Currently unemployed but studying for a cert 3 in security operations.
"depresses"
I don't really have any hobbies but I do what ever is going.
Or the RPG format people seem so fond of...
STR 8
AGI 4
END 4
CON 8
INT 9
CHR 1-6 LOL.
Over all chance of finding anyone in aus that wants me 0
Over all chance of finding female in aus that would take me. -1
Woo for optimism.
Kik is tbla666
>>24785390
Whoops forgot
Height: 6'2" 183cm.
Currently travelling so was rushed woo.
>>24785398
6'2 != 183cm
replying for fun and because i like throwing information about myself into the void of the internet
24, have a degree, work at a university
6 feet tall, on the skinny side (dick is about 7.5" long, 6" around, uncut)
don't drink smoke or do drugs
hobbies are art and music and watching anime (including cute anime)
i like traveling, hate partying, find it tough to meet new people
have depression, nvld and a major sweet tooth
>>24785390
fallout style
Strength = 6
Perception = 6
Endurance = 6
Charisma = 1
Intelligence = 9
Agility = 6
Luck = 6
this looks about right. i got the 1 charisma but 90 speech know what im sayin
Good looking
6'1"
White male
Skinny but dad bodyish
Likes anime but hates moeshit
University drop out
Self-employed and make a good wage
Highly intelligent
Have my own apartment in frequently the best rated city to live in the world
Confident enough that I don't take shit, but I'm not a super asshole
Great friends
8 inch dick
Blue eyes
Long hazelnut hair
[email protected]
That's a throwaway email, mail me there if interested.
>>24778555
nice trips
>>24778482
w-wouldn't you like a cute girlfriend instead?
>>24782570
T.4chan >= 1
T.4chan/T.girl = 0
Solve!
I'm never believing any girl who says they have difficulty getting a boyfriend anymore
This thread is fucking pathetic. Got some good laughs out of it though.
>>24778572
If you had blue eyes, you'd be my fiancé.
>>24778659
You sound perfect.
>not OP
Well I'm single so I might as well post my stats.
22, secretly loves yaoi, currently a chef, plays too many games and has too much time on his hands, works too much, mood changes from lovey dovey to raging cunt in mere minutes.
Kik: kiy251 (For anyone that wants to try holding a conversation with me.
Why is this thread still alive? OP left a while ago.
>>24778598
This thread's still up?
I'm not really interested unless you're nearby though. Don't have a throwaway either.
27 single
White male,I have an AS, as for hobbies watch tv smoke weed and make my hatchback civic better
>>24788725
also in the US
>>24778482
Why not have nothing else at the moment
Age 30
Male
Currently working in Yosemite national park
White
5'11
180 pounds
Some scars on face due to fire
Into music, anime video games hiking being outside. Can snowboard plain old nerd likes to read, into classic music well all kinds of music will listen to anything
>>24788945
Forgot to add i have blue eyes and Brown hair
>>24788725
So what your saying is you literally do nothing with your life and supplement a car as your scapegoat for success?
>>24778657
Contact?
>>24778777
I'm an idiot, sure. I love my anime. Manga, hentai, yeah.
>male
>18
>single
>us
>willing to be treated like a pussy beta, dominated by a queen
Judge me.
>Men should not be looking for other men.
Get the fuck out
>>24789776
She may be a ton of negative things, but wrong is not one of them.
>>24778482
>Conservative.
>Want a cute SAHM waifu.
>Minimal weed or drinking (none optional).
>I like doing psychedelics about once a month though.
>Almost into a 6 digit career.
>Bit of a social autist, dealt with depression for a long time and was a neet/social recluse. Recovering well though and have been working for a few years and I'm doing well but I'm still a little odd I guess.
>Madoka was great.
>Used to be D1 in LoL.
>6'2''
>Medium-large dong.
>>24789776
Degenerates need to get purged
>>24789852
not trying very hard on that fuccboi
What kind of cute anime we talking about? I like anime with a decent plot. Lucky Star and anime like it that focus on the day to day lives of moe blobs aren't that good.
>>24789855
Hold on let be pray the gay away then fucking degenerate
>>24785580
What do you mean?
>>24778516
34 get
Alright OP, it's time to deliver. Stop keeping us in the dark. I want to be horrified and glad I kept my good looks and exceptionally fulfilling career to myself.
OP how many people made your finals, also post a pic of yourself I want to see what I'm missing out on
>>24778516
roll
>>24789776
There is literally nothing wrong with what she said.
20/M/Bulgaria
1.83 m 90 kg bored
i like anime video games for PC csgo etc
college second year
favorite movie Harry Potter
no exp with girls ...
kik- Onilev
>21
>Told I'm attractive and (mostly) believe it
>Shallow (hoping you're attractive imo too)
>NEET uni dropout
>Wizard in training/self induced schizophrenic (perspective is crazy)
>420 friendly (probably contributed to the above)
>Well endowed with a powerful wand if you can excite my love/lust
>Anime, vidya, philosophical/metaphysical/spiritual/occult interests
>god complex
>child complex (seeking mommygf)
>>24793611
kik: dreadlocksamson if you're interested
or email [email protected]
>>24778482
18
5'11"
brown hair, hazel eyes
runner's build, broad shouldered, toned
tan skin
i like lego, pokemon, and lived in japan for a couple years when i was younger
favorite anime is erased
virgin
I have no idea if there are real girls on here or not, but I'm going to post here and hope someone is interested.
18, virgin, about 120 pounds and six-foot something. Shy when I first talk to someone, but I feel like I'm good at conversation when I warm up to someone. I do my best to be as kind and caring as possible, but I do get a bit spaghetti every once in a while. Very passionate about games, some of my favorites are Doom (classic and 16), Halo: Reach, Fallout: New Vegas, Binding of Isaac Rebirth, Pokemon Moon, Super Meat Boy, and countless others.
Movies I like are Cabin In The Woods, Mad Max: Fury Road, The Iron Giant, It Follows, and World's End.
For anime, Gurren Lagann, The Pet Girl of Sakurasou, Evangelion, FMA Brotherhood, Erased, and Beyond The Boundry.
Sorry for the personal blog, I'll think about dropping my skype if someone is interested.
cool thread, op is a catfish tho
>>24778595
You worry me tuna
Fuck it, why not
>22
>5'10
>chubby
>white as fuck
>very dark brown hair, almost black
>dark brown eyes
>decent looking for a fat guy
>NEET
>musician
>virgin
>used to watch cute girl animes K-On!, Lucky Star and Watamote
>>24778482
Go one then, let's see my worth.
>22
>British
>6'1"
>Blue eyes
>Longish hair with side fringe
>Doing a degree in Computer Science
>Comedy/ slice of life anime are my favourites
>Pretty decent job
This may be the most disgusting thread I have ever seen on 4chan, and I was there when that guy fucked and killed a rabbit
>>24778516
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24797051
How come?
fuck it
>5'9'
>chubby
>white
>brown hair/eyes
>play fighting games in my spare time
>collect figures
>cutest anime I've watched was Kimi ni Todoke
>>24800014
oh yeah also I'm 24, forgot to say that
>>24778482
French
24 year old.
IT Security consultant at KPMG LaDefence 50K/year
IQ 137
Live in Paris suburbs.
Driving licence and car
Slender, 172cm high
Hair: long, chesnut color
Skin: white, bit more white than other cause I hate sun.
Like moe: you bet I do.
Other sign: racist
>>24801519
>IQ envalues anything of importance