Post ITT if you want a guy or girl with low standards. >a/s/l

Reminder that BPD women are literally insane

>>24732328

[email protected]

I'm a hypnotist looking for depressed girls / mentally unstable. scizo very welcome

I'm a hypnotist looking for fucked girls so I can play with your minds ;) maybe play with myself as I do it... come on girlies, you know you're bad and want it... Skype is Pempheridae also [email protected]
Give me a chance...I might...blow your mind. Ha

>>24732355
>>24732360
Lads, stick to the program, k?

Why not add your a/s/l and your usual day to be a little less obviously predatory?


>a/s/l
>why?
>what are you looking for?
>post hobbies or interests
>what your usual day consists of
>contact
>pic

>>24732378
I'm an honest man.

21m London here

Kik timeloop112

I am a Psyker with the power to manifest the immaterium and control the warp and break your mind. If you want a literally "mindbreaking" experience email me at [email protected], must be literally insane ;)

>a/s/l
19/m/US

>Why?
because im a 3/10 at best so a girl with lower standards would probably like me

>What are you looking for?
a girl to talk to or play games with

>Post hobbies or interests
Vidya games, guitar, watching movies

>What your usual day consists of
work and games

>Contact
Kik:about19jews
Skype:about19jews

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>>24732439
>>24732360
>>24732355
>Pempheridae

That's a small Australian fish = Cute = Irrelevant.


>>24732394
>I'm an honest man
Sounds like a variation of Epimenides paradox to me.

26 m London

Because I want an insecure girl that I'm able to dominate

>a/s/l
21 f usa
>why?
I'm ugly and grumpy and autistic
>what are you looking for?
Ugly grumpy autistic guy who likes video games
>post hobbies or interests
Video games
>what your usual day consists of
Video games and work
>contact
Post yours

>>24732575
>post yours
Nigga your post is way too uninteresting to warrant that. Either post yours or sell yourself better.

Kik em762

28/m/ca

>>24732328

>>a/s/l
23/mtf/NC
>>why?
I'm trans and unattractive imo
>>what are you looking for?
Pals, sugar daddies
>>post hobbies or interests
Music, motorcycles, vidya, occasional artsy stuff, cooking
>>what your usual day consists of
Wake up, make food, eat food, play overwatch, watch Hannibal, lurk, sleep
>>contact
Kik: julia__dreams
>>pic
I'm not all that attractive, or very far into transition. If you're interested I'll send you pics

>>24732581
I'm fine with not getting replies.

>>24732563

kik ronan___

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Here goes.

>a/s/l
18/Male/Bronx, NY

>why?
I'm a depressed weaboo male looking for a nice guy/transgender/girl to watch anime with me, keep me company and fall for me and love me for who I am. I'm really lonely, and yeah, depression and suicidal tendencies hurt me a lot.

>what are you looking for?
Anything. Yanderes are a bonus, like, I'll bend for them, hard. Anime/manga lovers are a plus too.

>post hobbies or interests
Video Games on my 3DS, Wii U, PS4 or PC. Hentai, porn, and fapping. A lot. Anime. Manga.

>what your usual day consists of
Depression. Anime watchng, manga reading. Doing nothing and complaining about being alone. Applying for jobs and being alone.

>contact
kik: Vineclaw (on this and Discord the most)

Discord: Vineclaw【ルキナ】#7464
Skype: bladethehedgefoxie

(The discord is one thing, copy paste it)

>pic
ask me on one of my social media please, im not gonna post it here.

>>24732575
kik: tyranno92
M/24/so cal
Just looking for friendly conversation.

>>24732760
Also if anyone just wants a friendly chat I don't mind, even those with baggage.

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I suppose this is worth a second post.

>a/s/l
28/m/OH (513)
>why?
I've been told that I have low standards. I prefer to think that I'm simply able to see beauty where others do not. If either option appeals to you, then I may be what you're after.
>what are you looking for?
Ideally, a creepy yandere girl. I like clingy girls.
>post hobbies or interests
Vidya, movies, TV, nerdy things. Occasional drawing and writing.
>what your usual day consists of
Currently, work and sleep. Nothing else going on.
>contact
follow.grey.fox is my Skype. Add a Gmail dot com to that and email it, if you want my kik. I don't post it here because the name is very old and, without any context, makes me sound like an edgelord.

>>24732575
Kik: killerqueeenn

>>24732486
wasn't me but sure

>a/s/l

25 Male USA

>why?

Diagnosed with social anxiety disorder and I deal with bouts of depression, I'm a very self conscious person as well and worry about how I look, how I sound when I talk, and how people view me.

>what are you looking for?

Women to talk with and be friends or maybe more, doesn't matter if you're cisgender or not.

>post hobbies or interests

Gaming, computers, technology, Japanese culture, other embarrassing things I'm sure

>what your usual day consists of

I'll be spending most of the time in my apartment likely for next few weeks and I'm going to have way too much free time. I do gaming and watch youtube videos to relax and kill time. I can't fall asleep and often stay up until 4 AM or later and then wake up when I want, which is perfect if you live in Australia or any other place with a big offset in time zones.

>contact

Kik: delirious.otter

>pic

Not right away. I'm shy.

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>a/s/l
19/M/South America
>why?
I have a babyface and I'm kinda chubby (although I want to get into kickboxing or
something to get fit)
>what are you looking for?
Someone to talk to, preferably a grill
>post hobbies or interests
vidya, literature, music, animu
I enjoy writing and really want to become a novelist
>what your usual day consists of
I translate articles for a website so that takes up most of my day, although I like to hang out with friends whenever I can. It's also very important for me to find time to write
>contact
Kik: jacintoplanta
>pic
Pic related

>a/s/l
26/M/PA 717
>why?
Ive been single since high school and don't meet many women.
>what are you looking for?
I love bigger girls who game, anime/manga fans
>post hobbies or interests
pc gaming, watching anime, reading manga or fantasy novels.
>what your usual day consists of
Working and spending time at home on the computer.
>contact
Skype rathanndgk (also my Gmail)

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>a/s/l
24 male Oregon
>why?
fat, 3/10 at best
>what are you looking for?
anyone, im bi
>post hobbies or interests
reading, learning to write, smoking all the weed
>what your usual day consists of
reading, learning to write, smoking all the weed
>contact
kik is joe1216

jesus christ can this not be a regular thread

this entire board is a safe haven for BPD women can we just stop

>>24732972

We just want to find brief love with an ugly girl who will probably slit our throats in our sleep, is that so much to ask?

>>24732987
lmao i guess not but i think it's more common that bpd girls are attractive rather than ugly

good luck anon in your search for a crazy yandere gf

>>24732328

>a/s/l
23/m/somewhere in South America
>why?
I'm fat, lack confidence, and am socially inept so she would have to be role reversal at least at the beginning, which are rare.
>what are you looking for?
A Grill, not fatter than me, everything else is ok.
>post hobbies or interests
4chan, so I guess anime is a given, manga, also movies and music, I like all genres of things as long as it's interesting.
>what your usual day consists of
Wake up late, go to work, get back, shit post, sleep late, repeat. Also my schedule is fucked bc I work afternoon/night shift.
>contact
kik: gonza_ok
>pic
When you add me you'll see one.

>>24733011

They're a specific kind of attractive that appeals to a specific kind of guy. Usually really wraithy looking or chubby but with a nice face.

And I was really just messing, bpd girls are more likely to leave you for a another guy than kill you.

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>21/M/ID
>Why not
>To find you must seek
>Philosophy, gaming, poetry
>Work, or if not cooking
>Heyfyr steam
>pic related

>>24733023
This is true

Ratio no less than 13:1

Male to Female ratio against.

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26Mcolorado
ptsd w/ mdd among other shit. lets not talk about it, dont care what anyone else thinks of it really. mildly autistic, i make circuits, programs, and other tech. super into space, hi-fi soundz, and learning.

I also dab face / watch lots of cyberpoonk anime.

g.oak

>>24732575
What kind of vidya though?

>>24733339
I'm big into racing games lately but I play some of everything.

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>>a/s/l
26/m/some "european" shithole
>>why?
low standart people are actually better people, they're much more easier to talk to and of course I'm ugly
>>what are you looking for?
don't know, I'm just lonely. maybe an e-gf
>>post hobbies or interests
anime, vidya, books, astronomy, some /out/ stuff, archery, playing drums
>>what your usual day consists of
going to school, going for a walk after school, maybe visit the studio for some drum practice, cook lunch and dinner, read stuff or play some games
>>contact
anonmuhabbet

>>24733406

tfw DLC killed racing games and there hasn't been an especially good one since GT5 :(

>>24732972
The thread amuses me and so it shall stay regular for a while.

As to anything being a safe haven = nope.
____________________

In my experience, a little instability can add a lot of positive adventure into a relationship if you actually like each other in addition to just fucking. YMMV.

>>24732575

What part of US?

>a/s/l
19/m/Germany
>why?
everything's going well aside from a nice grill and I'm lonely af
>what are you looking for?
a nice girl (from Germany or at least Europe would be good) that wants to talk to me, maybe more.
I'm not even talking about nudes here, I mean being sort of close eventually
>post hobbies or interests
cooking, history, vidya, traveling, reading, watching shows/movies, sometimes looking at art, trying to write, getting /fit/
>what your usual day consists of
>get up
>go to uni
>class
>come home
>couch
>watch some show (currently Mad Men)
>feel a little empty inside
>contact
kik: VizzyDizzy
if it's more convenient for you I can give you my Skype over kik
>pic
trust me, I look pretty normal, you'll see on kik

>>24733639
forgot I'm also really into all sorts of music and the last sentence isn't phrased to my advantage, I look like a normal guy, I've heard I look cute but I still have no success with a gf so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>38/m/USA
>>Why: Forever alone status because my life was fucked the day my dad was murdered. I was in my teens. Manic depressive as a result (also had a genetic disposition for it). Would be full on schizo, but I'm well medicated.
>>Looking for: Literally anything. I have almost no intimacy with most people I know. Very few people have ever gotten beyond my tough exterior or cared at all about me when I did try to let them in. I've all but given up on finding love because I am broken. I desperately want a wife and family though.
>>Hobbies: gaming, work, the outdoors. I fucking love the woods and water. Swimming and cliff jumping is my life in the summer. Also, metal head, no surprise, right?
>>Usual day: Who the fuck even knows anymore? I used to work from about 6PM to 3AM most days. I got canned and still haven't found a schedule because of non24 (circadian rhythm stuff). I have a new job, though. Day shift at least. Still can't fit into normal daytime hours though.
>>contact: For now I'm just going to monitor the thread. I am that afraid of exposing my feelings at this point.
>>no pic, sorry Kind of strongfat though. I weigh just under 300lbs right now, but I can lift 300lbs when needed.

>>24732328
My idea of low standards
>someone who's low maintance and is ok with dating someone despite a couple of minor social hang ups

This thread's idea of low standards
>I want to kill myself every day and have to down 3 bottles of pills just to get me through the day

wew lads

>post in last low standards thread
>be honest, because this is for people who have low standards
>still get chewed out and nitpicked

Just stay in the IMT threads if you're doing this

>>24733841
low standards doesn't mean no standards, pal

Hey girls honestly I just want sum fuk but I can psychoanalyze u too bb, do you beliv goast? do u want to raise a pistol shrimp 2gethr. it is fine to only eat some of the eggs, I am not racist senpaitachi
[email protected]

>>24733841
low standards doesn't mean exemption from being BTFO on 4chan, pal

>>24732575
Kik: ParanoidTime

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>a/s/l
33 / M / TX

>why?
Single father, overweight, 5'6" short (I don't care about it but most women do), disabled thanks to Trigeminal Neuralgia, and depression. I tend to assume someone would need low standards to want to be with me because of all of the above, even though I'm a nice guy.

>what are you looking for?
New friends mostly, but I'd love to meet someone with the potential for more. Preferably, someone I could talk to and maybe play games on Steam with. My ideal would be a companion who could just be a part of my little family and just live our lives together. I get along with everyone, so age difference wouldn't bother me.

>post hobbies or interests
Vidya (mostly on Steam), Netflix binges, anything sci-fi, one-on-one interactions with people, spending time with my 6 year old son (also into the vidya), cooking, doggos

>what your usual day consists of
Taking care of my son (he's easy though), cooking, sleeping, taking handfuls of medications to deal with chronic pain, playing video games, watching Netflix, browsing 4chan, playing with doggos (I have 4 little ones).

>contact
KiK: NickTheToiletBear
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/callmepotato83/

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>a/s/l
19/F/England
>why?
Very average/plain looking, kind of fickle, can't be "lewd", don't smoke or drink or do any average 'fun' stuff
>what are you looking for?
Someone without a crippling mental illness and has some kind of interest outside of basic bitch media consumption (i.e anime and games)
>post hobbies or interests
Languages, crafts (on and off), travelling, nutrition, reading, lil bit of history recently, minimalism, like everyone else on this board - gaming
>what your usual day consists of
7AM wakin' up in the mornin' gotta be fresh gotta go dow-w8 no

I feel like this section is kind of bad because generally peoples day to day routine really isn't that interesting and unless you're a NEET it's mostly taken up by your occupation, so it makes everyone look dull.
>contact
>pic

>a/s/l
22 / M / France
>why?
Just trying it out, Basically not leaving the house at all.
>what are you looking for?
A girl to talk and maybe more, if you only wish to talk that's fine too.
>post hobbies or interests
Video games, friends, girls, I love nudes ;3
>what your usual day consists of
Usually talking to people on skype, discord, playing League of Legends, video games in general, I never go out. only on some Saturday to go to school.
>contact
kik : raijinar
>pic
Sorry, but I'd rather not, I'm an "okay" dude though. I guess it depends on what are the standards.

>>24734416
What's your favourite period of history?

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Posting again

>a/s/l
22/m/OH (currently)
>why?
I'm short and fat and rarely leave the house since moving
>what are you looking for?
Just someone to talk to really. I like chubby girls but really I'll talk to anyone.
>post hobbies or interests
Video game, film, television, reading, basic shit. Seinfeld is the greatest tv show ever made.
>what your usual day consists of
Work and sitting at the computer
>contact
Will post if I get any interest in this post.
>pic
I need to shave and trim my beard but fuck it I don't need to impress you.

>>24734416
You sound cool, kik johnjohnnyjohndoe and skype mr.grey_zone

>>24732575
Kik and snap chat are legendary8ball2
22/m/us

>a/s/l
19/m/some south american country
>Why?
My social skills are truly awful and I guess I'm not an interrsting person. But at least I'm laid back and a good listener
>What are you lookingn for
Anything really. Someone to talk, who wants to be listened, who needsma friend or whatever
>hobbies or interests
Movies, some reading, really like good long talks and conversation, traveling, listening to music, you now, I'm a walking cliché.
>Usual day
When I'm on uni break I usually just stay home all day watching movie, eating, and listening to music.
>Contact
Kik @ BullshitishCrap
>Pic
Way too insecure to do that. Although I'd say that I'm a solid 3-4/10

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>>24734428
I'm not sure I have a particular favourite really, and it's quite a new interest but I've been reading about the Reign of Terror and Napoleon recently and that's been pretty interesting, so I suppose the end of the eighteenth and beginning of the ninth century. Yours?

>>24734539
Interesting choice, specially for a "newcomer". As for mine - Ancient Rome probably, although I have quite a few favourites.

Anyway you seem pretty neat, feel free to drop a message: [email protected]

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>21/M/FL

>I have fucked up thoughts and sometimes scare myself

>literally anyone pls

>ice fishing, bowling

>wake up, feel sick to my stomach, want to die, go to school, come home and read ice fishing blogs. bowl on weekends.

>will post contact if reply

>pic related, me with fresh haircut

>>24734416
>can't be "lewd"

Kinda curious, care to elaborate?

>>24734416
Kik me at Robbibear, what era of history though?

>>24732328
female...low standards..pick one.

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>>24732328
>>a/s/l
36/M/Stafford UK
>why?
If I don't like myself why would others
>what are you looking for?
A life long partner t love and cherish
>post hobbies or interests
EdX, taking things apart, sometimes putting them back together, the theatre photography
>what your usual day consists of
Get up, go to work, come home, do an EdX course, go to bed
>contact
snapchat/kik: dep_uk
email: [email protected]
>pic
MSc graduation shot. (3 years ago)

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>a/s/l
22/f/carribean (eire)
>why?
this has turned into a mental disorder thing. I'm bipo
>what are you looking for? Someone to chat about mentalities, friends, fun and maybe more... ;) ;)
>post hobbies or interests
travelling, vidya, alt living, psychology, trancending self
>what your usual day consists of
usually, exercise, swim, eat, be an ass, go for walks in jungle, be an ass, art, be an ass.
I'm normally more active. This is my first time back to 4chan in forever, wtf is a meetup board wtf is this
>contact
ask for it
>pic
That's a drawing of me. But I'm like 8/10, strange but good

>>24734931
Would love to talk to yah. Contact info by chance?

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>>24734931
Hey you seem like a nice animu

25/M, I also travel (Europe and US) and enjoy vidya. Live over on mainland UK but I'll still talk with you. Have Skype/Discord.

>>24734931
Look nice, i would like to travel and i also like walk in forest, drawing and vidya
Add me on kik :Utulululu

>>24734944
i went an got kik, turns out i already had an account - seaslime. Answer the same questions if you message me!
>>24734964
Mup pup, I'm always up for chats with travelly folk. Whats yer skype?

>>24734416
Kik timeloop112

21 m London

>>24734979
flight.tonight

>>24734416
I like gaming travelling and histry as well, plus i'm fluent in two languages. I don't watch anime and i don't have any mental illnesses just a bit depressed i guess. I'm also not a NEET, i work and go to college.
Add me on kik if you are interested: atazs
I live in the UK too btw.

>>24732575
strakes9291 kik and I'm kinda grumpy v

>a/s/l
18/f/scandinavia

>why?
I have BPD, depression and a substance abuse so that calls for someone with pretty low standards regarding the personality aspect.

>what are you looking for?
A friend

>post hobbies or interests
I read a lot, watch a lot of movies and play vidya. I don't really do that much besides that. Regarding the drug issue I go to a lot of parties to score some drugs from guys because I know I can get it for basically free

>what your usual day consists of
Waking up>make a cup of coffee>smoke a cigarette>(sometimes school>get home>)smoke a joint>watch a movie or read>dinner>do something unproductive until late at night

>contact
write if you want my skype

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>23 M France
>I'm too shy in front of girls, and a child in mind
>A girl a bit crazy to talk and/or play games with
>Games, Formula 1, beers
>Play games, laugh with stupid memer conf on discord, sometimes go out for a drink or party
>Discord : MaxSpiltz#3051
Telegram: @MaxSpiltz
>pic related

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>a/s/l
18/m/Chile - Virgin and never had a gf, I'm ugly or something
>why?
I have social anxiety and depression. I think not that much depression right now, but just because I hide it to live a more "normal" life. And the social anxiety is something I can control. Now I'm just empty, really, I don't demonstrate nothing more than an otaku kid that like games too. I can not demonstrate a lot of emotions right now. I think it's because I spent a lot of time looking for answers or something else, Changing my way of being, tor realize that I never had a real face. Always smiling, so the people around me can not worry. Yeah this is a bit edgy but it's true tho, I just cared about the others more than me. The only things I have are my friends, and no one of them is a girl so you know. I love them, for me, friendship and love are importants words with great meaning. They are my only reasons to be alive right now, and goals I suppose, because everyone need goals to feel they are doing something.

So it's because I feIt for a long time that I must find that special someone. Not by a typical egoism, but to be each the pillar of the other. I really hope that someday I'll find it, someone like me, or it does not have to be like that. But I'll now it's her. So I'll place a little hope there.
>what are you looking for?
As I said, someone with the same problems maybe, just a cute person to talk, to feel we are having a good conection. Something like that I suppose. And I really think that there is someone with similar problems. Or just looking for someone.
>post hobbies or interests
I like to draw, I'm starting again. Watch hentai, yes. The artists are amazing, a like a lot of kinky shit. Anime, videogames and tipical things. Pretty moefag tho.
>what your usual day consists of
I like to sleep a lot. At the screen all day, being a potato, sometimes I practice my drawing. And in the night watch videos on my phone until I get sleepy.
>contact
Kik: DieTomoGzg
Skype: thediegox444
>pic

>>24735080
Which Scandinavian country?

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21,f, looking for a sugar daddy or a man interested in paying for vids and pics. NOT TRADING. if you interested, contact me on kik :)

kik: juliesarah1995

>>24735080
Add me Utulululu

>>24735519
Why is the date wrong and the zero so small?

>>24735080
>I have BPD, depression and a substance abuse
And it's a cold, dark Winter up North. Best of luck.

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>>24735080

I'll take your Skype.

>BPD male reporting in, USA

>Why?

I'm lonely. Everyone loves BPD women, but never the BPD men. I can be cute, insecure, and manic, too.

>What are you looking for?

Friends. Company in general is always nice. Doesn't have to be female or male; I'm open to either.

>Post hobbies or interests

I'm an author. I've finished 5 books and have a compendium of formal poetry in the works. I play the harp and cello, and I do voice acting work.

>What your usual day consists of

I wake up, have a bit to drink, and check my social media/e-mails for work purposes. After that, I either start to write or I go to work (bartending). Whenever I come home, it's drinking and vidya or drinking and writing.

>Contact

Discord is Nico #4734

Reply for Skype

>I've been told I look like the "KNAWLEDGE" guy, Tai Lopez

>>24735080
Wouldn't mind a friend

tyranno92

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>a/s/l
18 /male/germany
>why?
i kinda enjoy talking to other people and knowing their story or trying to help them.
>what are you looking for?
if i knew myself. i don't even know what i want
>post hobbies or interests
reading unnecessary stuff about objects or things, tanks and airplanes, and I like to question things why they are the way they are
>what your usual day consists of
waking up and doing basically nothing the whole day. I'm a boring person
>contact
i got both skype and kik
skype - thebigemprah
kik - Kostyan_The_Russian
>pic
we both would gain nothing from this.

>>24734931
Kik: Dejects

>>24734931
You seem really cool

My skype is Captain Pl4nt. Add me, if you'd like

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Kik: kurdtmorrison
Age: 19
Sex: Male

Mostly just looking for girls to talk to, whatever happens happens. Looking for friends, rp partner, love interest, etc

About: Musician/singer/rapper and artist with an interest in classic rock, rap, indie, blues, electronic, metal, r&b, and vaporwave. Steven Universe and Filthy Frank trash. Very kinky, collects vinyl, old soul, likes vintage stuff. Watches some anime.

Fetishes include: Dirty talk, feet, chubby girls, bondage, impregnation, lactation, femdom, fantasies like rape play, tentacles, monsters, and lots of others. Will list them on kik!

Positive qualities: Very sweet, gentle, kind, caring, sensitive, good at singing, romantic, sensual, soft-spoken, funny, talented. Has a nice jaw line, etc

Negative qualities: Can have a temper, can get needy/clingy, can be a bit possessive, and can be very negative at times. Has anxiety and depression, along with paranoia and slight trust issues. Has a few morbid interests.

Side note: I adore women with physical flaws such as stretch marks, crooked teeth, cellulite, etc...

My standards are pretty low

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>a/s/l
23/male/Ontario
>why?
Because i work afternoons and have no nightlife besides the weekend even then I'm a homebody and I got some chub. Don't have anyone else besides my 5 childhood friends
>what are you looking for?
A biological women that isn't a Stacy and can play destiny and overwatch can hold a fucking conversation without ghosting forever.
>post hobbies or interests
Music: Arcade fire, wavves, best coast alvvays, Kanye west, drake, the weeknd, chance the rapper, Weezer, snowing, glocca Morra, dad's, dowsing, baths etc.
>what your usual day consists of
Work from 2-11pm and then I come home I play video games, binge watch YouTube till about 3-4 and rinse and repeat Monday- Friday. Usually out on the weekends unless I'm absolutely broke love to have someone to be with me driving to Toronto or Sauga.
>contact
Kik:Postmutant93
>pic
In da Kik senpai

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>a/s/l
25/m/scotland, uk
>why?
because OKC is really dissatisfying to use, I find it more fun to learn about people over time
>what are you looking for?
friendos, +++ if you're qt & lewd (bi with female pref, traps and male if you're not a total wallflower. switchy type)
>post hobbies or interests
fuckin vidya, travelling, mashups, animu, hentai, roleplay, synthwave & edm, pizza, kicking pigeons
>what your usual day consists of
keeping sharp as a shiv through social gaming, sometimes writing, sometimes music production, eating steak on the regular like an elite
>contact
skype is flight.tonight, discord is BlackCurrent#8604
>pic
have at it

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>>24732328
19/m/OK
I don't really want someone with low standards.

Firearms, history, music, and family

Studying, hanging out with friends, TES

Kik: templer101

This is the least autistic picture I have on my phone that's up to date.

>>24734931
>transcending self
haha you look weird but the cool kind of weird, add me on kik: donarwhalessneeze

>a/s/l
28/m/chicago
>why?
because i'm chubby and a fuckup. Can't seem to get my life together.
>what are you looking for?
relationship with a girl
>post hobbies or interests
movies, music, games and finding new food places
>what your usual day consists of
Bumming around the internet and then going to work
>contact
kik - wll1

>>24735554
>BPD
>men
no you're just a manbaby faggot who hasnt grown up yet

>a/s/l
20/F/UK
>why?
I'm chubby/fat and pretty god damn crazy. I hide it kind of and don't talk about it. But it always manifests in romantic relationships. I'm super clingy, deluded about a lot of things. I'm also an escort not many guys can get behind a girl that fucks for a living. Jokes on them though I'm great in bed with all the experience I have.
>what are you looking for?
Idk, interesting guys to talk to? Someone that likes clingy girls.
>post hobbies or interests
I like weed and sex that's pretty much it.
>what your usual day consists of
Smoking, watching Netflix trying to stay stable.
>contact
Post Kik or Skype in reply if you wanna talk.

>>24738374

What kinda stuff do you watch?

>>24738404
>>24738404
Rick and morty, bob's burgers, archer, uhh that kind of stuff. I watch some anime, the basics though, attack on Titan, ghibli etc. I like live action shit too, Sherlock, I'm really drawing a blank though.

>>24738412

Love Rick and Morty, but who doesn't. Never seen Bob's Burgers and couldn't really get into Archer. Basic anime tho - pretty much the same here, except replace AoT with JoJo.

What part of the UK you from? I'm in Buckinghamshire.

>a/s/l
19, f, us
>why?
I have dissociative disorder NOS, bulimia (although relapsing back into anorexia), and probably comorbid BPD although undiagnosed.
>what are you looking for?
Someone hot, or a sugar daddy, or just a nice guy who is good at giving advice and will help me fix myself
>post hobbies or interests
I love running, I want to work out more, music/art/language/history. Deep discussions and sharing knowledge or news or anything interesting really.
>what your usual day consists of
If I'm not at work I'm usually high listening to music, watching shows, binging and purging
>contact
email me [email protected], tell me a little about you and what you have to offer or are looking for.
>pic
will provide if I'm interested. 5' tall, 92-95 lb range, long dark hair

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>a/s/l
33/M/AL
>why?
I have a few extra spare tyres but my grandmother told me I carried it well. I am kind and loving but Ive been told by a judge that I have an anger management problem. Gods is my only judge tho. I always say I don't have an anger management problem because I dont try to manage the anger, I dont believe in holding back. I have spent some time in state pen but there was a few things that came to light that meant I got out. Trying to take each day one at a time. I'm a bit clingy, I'll treat you like a queen but if I think your messin me around I won't hesitiate to put you in the ground
>what are you looking for?
Exquisit goddesses, beautiful full women, classy negresses
>post hobbies or interests
I like fixin up old cars, trucks and then taling em out on to the range and shootin em up. Beer, sports, pool, home improvements
>what your usual day consists of
Few beers, watching Maury, messin with the dogs.
>contact
Post email reply if you wanna talk.

>>24732575
>>24734416
>>24734931
>>24735080
>>24738374
I got low standards will marry any of you, and honestly meet what most of you asked for, I'll explain in great detail to any of you who message me on Skype or kik and it's gstoka

>a/s/l
32/m/Ireland
>why?
Educated but hopelessly unemployable misanthrope. All friends gone, bridges burned, complete loner now. Brain addled by medication but not currently medicating. Had a semblance of a life once, relationship, job, independence, etc. but none of those things now.
>what are you looking for?
Someone to talk to. Of course would be nice to have a relationship, but I'm a realist. I'm not preoccupied with looks or materialistic concerns. Wouldn't it be great if a lot of the decent, disaffected people from different countries could come together, form friendships/relationships, travel or visit together? I love this idea, not down to any idea that it's an easier target because people like me are damaged or have 'low standards' but because I find it hard to relate to anyone, even many of my old friends, any more and I think I could relate to people who have had their lives not turn out the way they expected. Common ground.
>post hobbies or interests
reading, writing, cycling, film, music. talk to discuss more about this
>what your usual day consists of
Not much. Walk the dog, read, play games, watch television, gardening
>contact
drop an email to [email protected]
>pic
In time maybe

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20/m/PA

I generally don't ask more than doing what's required of you so I have low standards out of being easygoing not desparate.

I'm looking for girl who is— really just don't be a ho.

I like to read a lot of nonfiction, whether history or philosophy, etc. Right now most of my friends have moved away so my social interaction is going to basement venues once a week. It's mostly to get out of the house. I like to hike a lot too.

I'm training right now so my typical day consists of doing nothing unless familial duty calls until I go to class. I'll finish in March but I'm working on getting a job sooner.

Kik: troutturkey

>>24738374
I'm real interested!
Skype: djjaeger_

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>>24734656
You're probably gone but I just have absolutely no drive or inclination towards sex. I tried masturbation a couple of times because I felt I ought to and it was just weird and I've felt no urge to repeat. I've tried faking being into dirty talk etc online but it just makes me feel uncomfortable. I mean, maybe it would change for the right person but I feel like I should be upfront so as not to give false hopes.

>>24738374
The sex industry is such a strange world to me, got any crazy stories? Also, do you find your weight much of a hindrance to your work?

>>24738374
I guess I'll talk. Troutturkey on kik. I'm bored

>>24738835
I do have some pretty weird stories I guess. I had one guy literally screaming at my pussy "get wet!" I do find my weight does make things difficult. But more because I'm not confident in my weight so I don't advertise as well as I could. Plus I'm white. Big white girls aren't as sought after as much as black women. I'm losing weight which should help work a lot.

>>24738843
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>a/s/l
18/m/NE England
>why?
Bored mostly, got a lot of time to kill since I left uni
>what are you looking for?
Female, hopefully as equally attractive as me (see pic)
>post hobbies or interests
going innawoods
vidya
listening to music
philosophy
engineeran, machinan
>what your usual day consists of
wake up
shower
eat
study/go innawoods/go to town/go meet friends
do the above four for the rest of the day
go home
eat
sleep
>contact
beeftenderloin_falkland skype
>pic

>>24738835
>You're probably gone
Nah I'm still here.

I get what you mean though, thanks for elaborating. What's your take on the non-sexual end of intimacy, like cuddling and such?

I've got a couple interests that aren't basic bitch shit, like cooking, fishing, bikes, DIY, etc - have you got Kik or Skype?

>>24738866
how fat are you? post someone with a similar body type

>>24734416
I liked your post a lot. Would you mind a skype for a contact? Mine is safewordthrowaway

>>24735080
I'd be happy to know what books you read. I also seek for long term friendship, so if you'd like a friend I'd be happy to talk with you and share interests. I posted my contact to the anon above

>>24738835
>>24738894
Oh yeah I forgot to say - 24/M/UK

>>24738374
ShizzakeNBacon

>>24738374
If you're still around, you seem interesting. Kik me Throwitaway89

>>24734931
If you are still over here I'd like to meet you, I have kik: Rozmar24

>a/s/l
18/M/South europe
>why?
I feel rly lonely when I am alone in home or with my parents and I hate that, sometimes I am dependent of other people, especially since I broke up with my ex-gf and the truth is that I have been a bit depressed since that.
>what are you looking for?
An affectionate, attentive and good girl (The last 3 months with my ex were a hell) I'm not rly superficial
>post hobbies or interests
Playing videogames, hearing hard-rock, heavy metal and rock, watching series and films (esdla, tarantino films, got, breaking bad), harry potter,
>what your usual day consists of
Playing with computer, studying for university and hanging out with my friends
>contact
Kik:Rozmar24
>pic

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>a/s/l
21 m Pittsburgh
>why?
Lonely and too jaded to do much about it. Talking in general isn't usually my strong point.
>what are you looking for?
Someone to give love to and love back
>post hobbies or interests
Porn (for the plot..?). Philosophizing (sitting around thinking), occasionally anime, used to be very much into vidya, mmos and such. Now a days I just wake up and vape reefer and try to perform astral travel.
>what your usual day consists of
Wake up, browse net, sulk, attempt to produce music, sleep
>contact
kik: dreadlocksamson
snap: qwahp
>pic
not related

>>24734931
Cash9163

>>24738374
Cash9163, if you wanna talk, im here

We can talk, cash9163 on k1k

>>24738866
Cash9163 k1k, we can talk beautiful

>>24741303
>>24741321
>>24741331
>>24741336

Learn how to reply to posts you thirsty fuck

>>24735080
oh youd love me.
got the same thing

>wake up
>coffee
>cig
>get high
>work/school
>get high again
>get high again

you know what it is

>>24738374
>dating a literal whore

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>a/s/l
19/m/toronto hetero
>why?
i'm socially anxious and i have low self-esteem
>what are you looking for?
FWBs, LTRs, or anyone who wants to smoke and chill.
>post hobbies or interests
art, design, crafts, drawing, music, sports
>what your usual day consists of
browsing the internet, lighting up, finishing prototypes and projects, lifting
>contact
[email protected]
>pic
sry don't facepost
i am a boyish looking azn boy
i can host

>>24742111
[email protected]**

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>>24738894
>>24740059

I'm completely up for that kind of physical intimacy and closeness, just don't seem to be able to get further. I do have kik and Skype but am a little unwilling to post as a girl (I've done it a couple of times before and I get lots of randoms). Would you post yours?

>>24742744
>I'm completely up for that kind of physical intimacy and closeness, just don't seem to be able to get further.
Sounds like we're pretty similar.

>I do have kik and Skype but am a little unwilling to post as a girl
That's understandable. My kik is duckmyshitup - I'll send you my Skype through kik if that's ok.

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>19 mtf
>i want attention
>chat/ picswap idc if clean dirty
>anime, playing guitar
>collecting neetbux and dressing up
>snap faggotborn
>(will show when add)
>

>>24742866
Add me on kik: jgreydon2

>>24734416
27/m/Birmingham

Interests: learning the piano, learning polish and going out to the country

Kik: lets_you_in

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>a/s/l
18,m,england
>why?
im a kissless virgin with no self esteem and confidence.
>what are you looking for?
a girl with similar interests i guess
>post hobbies or interests
movies, video games, music, internet
>what your usual day consists of
browsing 4chan and listening to music
>contact
skype: vidyaplz
>pic

>>24732328
>a/s/l
19/m/australia
>why?
cause im terrible with women/always 2nd choice lmao
>what are you looking for?
tfw gf
>post hobbies or interests
Playing guitar mostly. music, anime, gym, nothing too crazy.
>what your usual day consists of
If the uni sem has started, going to uni, coming home and playing guitar/vidya, cooking and going to work at night.
>contact
kik is donladbalk
>pic
might send on kik if you're in aus

>>24742744
>>24742785
Never used kik before by the way so tell me if it ain't working

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Don't die on me now! There's gotta be more people low standards hanging around.

>a/s/l
22/m/uk
>why?
Because I'm awkward, never know what to say and because talking to women irl is the scariest shit ever
>what are you looking for?
Girl (that's only thing that can't be discussed) who likes video games, tv series, comic books (generally speaking geek) to talk to and to have same gum from time to time
>post hobbies or interests
Video games, comics, anything Star Wars, to series
>what your usual day consists of
Work, 420, food, games, sleep (not really interesting day plan I know)
>contact
Kik: pabloemilio420
>pic
I'll send on kik if necessary

>>24738374
Very interested. Sex+weed= great combo. Also have a soft spot for working girls. Dancingnancies36 on skype

>>24738374
lets talk. im from london, kik is nospacesnow

>>24732575
Kik xrogueanonymous

>>24738374
Xrogueanonymous kik

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>a/s/l
20/m/tx
>why?
I'm a pretty chill, pretty low maintenance kind of guy that can put up with a lot
>what are you looking for?
grills, or just homies
>post hobbies or interests
vidya, smoking, Netflix, playing drums, music, poetry
>what your usual day consists of
Work 8-5 on weekdays, school in the evening M-Th, weekends I don't do shit. After work usually come home, toke up, play vidya with the roommates or lurk on here
>contact
skype: intensewalrus
>pic
:3

>a/s/l
20, Female, Israel
>why?
I'm a diagnosed BPD and a fuck up at the /r9k/ level
>what are you looking for?
Just long-term internet friends to chat with regularly and are at the same "wavelength" as me I guess.
>post hobbies or interests
Vidya, music, reading sometimes, general internet
>what your usual day consists of
I'm stuck in the military (Yeah they fucking force everyone to enlist) so it's mostly shifts for me but I'm able to chat. When home I'm just in my room or do something autistic.
>contact
kik: mellowdeath
>pic
Maybe privately.

Bumping for quality thread

>>24732328
>age
18, male from the netherlands

>why
Because I consider myself a piece of shit, I always procastinate shit to the point where I can't make deadlines and get nothing done, I will probs fail collage because of this and in that way lose the last thing I got going for me. I am introvert, sad and hate myself for what I think and feeling down in such a well developed country. I smoke weed with friends all the time as an form of escapism and videogames as well, only encouraging me to procasnate more. I also feel lonely, and I wanna love someane, and be with someane who loves me back

>what are you looking for
Honestly I have always liked girls who look kinda crazy or mentally damaged, don't really know why

My hobbies consist mostly of gaming and hanging out with friends

>my usual day would be going to collage, and then game or hang out with friends in the evening

>contact
I have got a kik account, my usernsme is DanieleFromOmegle

>>24738374
Kik me strakes9291

Male, 24, Canada kik: rolobros. Looking for new friends, preferably female or mtf, looks aren't important I just seem to get along better with girls in life. I'm decently attractive and extremely submissive. Open to talk about life, my fantasies or anything else you may want.

>a/s/l
23/m/Japan
>why?
Because I haven't had a real relationship with anyone in over 3 years. Also because I'm really shy and quiet.
>what are you looking for?
A female.
>post hobbies or interests
I enjoy exploring Japan and I consider myself an amateur photographer. I also like Pokemon and various animes.
>what your usual day consists of
Work, with the occasional freedom to go out and take pictures.
>contact
Kik: ammocans

>>24744777
I added you

Bumping for quality thread

>>24742744
In case you are still there, my kik is riperoniii

>>24738374
ninteynot
22/m/Texas

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>>24732328

>a/s/l
24/m/WI

>why?
Insecure girls tend to be more interesting, fun and passionate, and I don't necessarily mean that in a sexual way

>what are you looking for?
I dunno, you tell me

>post hobbies or interests
nerd shit, animu, horror movies, cinimatography, punk rock, shit posting

>what your usual day consists of
school, vidya, internet, friends...typical boring shit

>contact
Skype: ServantofBastet
SC: boringtriangle
kik; pa130

>pic
(artists rendition) if you want a pic of me I've got no problem sending one

>>24738374
I would love to chat.
kik: Erifol85

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>a/s/l
24/m/australia
>why?
socially/emotionally retarded. i'm either reading into things way too much or being very literal to the point where i don't get jokes
>what are you looking for?
a fat gf, preferably australian
>post hobbies or interests
drinking, playing dos games
>what your usual day consists of
wake up, get drunk, walk around
>contact
kik is turbopleb
>pic
me when i had long hair

>a/s/l
19/M/USA
>why?
Im socially awkward and i have a mild infatuation with alcoholic beverages
>what are you looking for?
A girl to skype/talk/play videogames with. BPD doesnt matter to me, just a low pressure friendship.
>interests
videogames, drinking, designing and making stuff
>what your usual day consists of
going to college classes, getting home, watching tv, playing some videogames, lighting an occasional cigar or pipe to end the night, and netflixing before i go to sleep.
>contact
kik:tomvdrslt
snap:tomvdrslt
>pic
add me on snapchat

>>24742981
I'm not a girl or gay but mate, you're not a bad looking guy. Don't worry so much.

>a/s/l
18/Female/US
>why
I don't have any friends irl. The people here that I can hang out with look for a certain "aesthetic" that I don't have. I just want to find a friend in all honesty.
>what are you looking for?
A friend. Nothing more. I don't want to talk dirty with anyone or trade nudes or be anyones girlfriend. I just want to maybe watch movies together if I get comfortable enough with you and maybe find games that I'll actually like to play.
>post hobbies or interests
I love watching movies so much and it'll be great if someone can introduce me to new movies that'll intrigue me. I also like playing SOME vidya. I am really new to League and it would be cool if someone could help me get better at it being that I'm only lvl 15 or somethibg. I just got 7 days to Die and I'd like to play that with someone bc I kind of find it fun. I like anime, too. There is probably more but yes.
>what your usual day consists of
school and on some days my lil part time job. I mostly have a lot of free time between both.
>contact
kik: awkwrdpie
I don't like small talk.
>pic
I'm not really interested in showing my face to anyone right off the bat.

>>24750653
Is that also your Skype?

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>>24746208
I'm a little surprised you still have to serve in the IDF with BPD.

Are you issued one of those ancient M4/M16 or a Tavor?

And because why not.
https://youtu.be/wiUXDKVIDPU

>a/s/l

I'm eighteen, male from South Africa

>why?

Most people I know are super backwards and uncool. Super awkward and anxious. I kissed a girl once when I was fourteen and super drunk. Not much experience past that.

>what are you looking for?

I'm looking for someone cool to talk, someone who can hold a conversation.

>post hobbies or interests

I like literature and vidya. Not one for movies, but I'll watch the occasional series .

>what your usual day consists of

I just finished school so I wake up, read, play some Forza and on some days I'll see a friend and get high.

>contact
Kik: khronickriegan

>pic
Look at my Kik

>>24738374
Lessthanneedle

>>24738374
I like crazy. lets chat...
kik: xxxthejokerxxxx

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>>24732328

>a/s/l
27/m/Ga
>why?
cuz why not, curious to see who says hello
>what are you looking for?
Making girls with body-image issues feel hot is kind of a fetish. Or smoke buddies.
>post hobbies or interests
computers, cars, vidya games, art, music, weed lol
>what your usual day consists of
wake up, work, leave work, ______, smoke, sleep repeat
>contact
AnonInAtlanta

>>24752092
thats kik btw

20/M/UK
No reason
A girl who has low standards might as well b fucked up i don't care
I play video games, read novels, hangout with friends the usual
I m currently completing my bachelors in Software Engineering
Contact KIK: saelari01

>>24735518
Denmark

>>24735547
Thanks, anon. Hope you're okay too even if you don't live here

>>24735554
Oh no, I hope it's not too late to ask for your Skype. I'd like to talk to someone and you seem nice

>>24739980
I'm adding you on Skype now. see u on there

>>24741503
Maybe we're soulmates ey

>>24735080
>>24752137

24/M/UK, pretty similar situation to you, down for playing vidya and watching movies.

Have you got kik? I'm kinda reluctant to post my Skype in public.

>>24752187
I'll just create a kik, so wait up f4m

>>24752187

It's done, you still here ?

>>24752195
>f4m
heh

>>24752212
duckmyshitup

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Super kind guy looking to love a super clingy girl with bpd.
kik me at tankhill25

>>24732575
I'd love to just talk. Im not autistic just awko taco.
kik is todaycharlie

>>24752137
Willing to drop a message to my throwaway? I'd rather not post my Skype here desu.

Bumping for low standards!