Post ITT if you want a guy or girl with low standards. >a/s/l

>>24690078
>mfw bpd
not fun f.a.m

>tfw messiah complex

It doesnt even hurt anymore.

>>24690177
>>It doesnt even hurt anymore

The four nails?

>>24690187

My side actually.

>>24690078
BPD?

>>24690192
borderline

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I will start

>a/s/l
24/m/England
>why?
Because I was molested and abused by my parents as a kid
>what are you looking for?
Someone who went through similar. Or just someone who will end normies with me (heck. I'd even take a bro)
>post hobbies or interests
metal detecting, walking, listening to Bowie as I smoke and think about how shit life is, exploring cities, museums and art... Sex and murder
>what your usual day consists of
When I'm not working it consists of sitting in my room most of the day
>contact
kik ntkys. Will provide alternatives if that isn't an option
>pic
k m8

>>24690078
BPD is fine for hooking up but dating one will get you killed.

>>24690271
Nah. I'm more likely to kill myself and blame my partner. But yeah bpd is no picnic I'm SHOCKED when people put up with me for any length of time.

bpd hmmm i seem to recall from abnormal paychology that they were messed up. id be interested in conversing with a girl diagnosed with this.

if you want a sad, anorexic girl with low self esteem who buys too many clothes, you got me.

>>24690503
lets do it
prefered method of contact?

>>24690503
Mee, I'll have ya. Got kik or snap?

>>24690503
cmon you want to i think anorexia is hot

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Black boipussi

>>24690503
yes. but i also want you to live in around new york and i also want someone who does a lot of drugs and drinks too much

>>24690603
>>24690503
a lot to ask i know.


my bad.

>>24690608
wow no way im from ny and abuse drugs. i dont drink though. also im a guy so

>>24690613
gotta hop on that drink train dog.


really cranks up the sad level. gets real gross. p visceral.

>>24690617
i used to drink but thats why i dont now. because its depressing. i like being stimmed out

>>24690624
:[
depressing is where it's at.

Borderline girl here. Diagnosed and trying to become less crazy. I'm lonely and sleep a lot. Send me your skype or kik if you're looking for a yandere
[email protected]

>>24690629
i dont have time to be depressed. big business you know. i dont even have time to properly date. which is why im lurking around here like a sleeze ball

I'll hop on the train
>a/s/l
24 m uk
>why?
Cos im like a 4/10 and I can't detect if a girl likes me unless they straight up tell me. Otherwise I'm alright socially
>what are you looking for?
Someone who will speak in facts, none of this hints and bullshit
>post hobbies or interests
laying about doing fuck all, drinking, getting high on MD sometimes, gaming
>what your usual day consists of
Lectures and drinking (and sometimes going out and about with friends)
>contact
leanliving kik
>pic
nah brah, maybe in chat

>>24690640
oh yeah imma hit you up in a bit
gimme a few

>>24690241
You need to see a psychiatrist.

>a/s/l
24 m Illinois
>why?
I'm fat and boring
>what are you looking for?
An ass to spank
>post hobbies or interests
Metal (black and recently death), reading nonfiction, ddlg
>what your usual day consists of
Up at 530 work 630-430
Ride bike 445-545, dinner, listen to one album the whole way through, waste time online, bed by 9
>contact
No one cares m8

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>>24690662
I've seen 4 lad and they've all discharged me. I've been diagnosed with Personality Disorder Not Otherwise Specified. (special snowflake syndrome) Fuck the NHS

Aren't there any guys or girls who will kill people with me?

>>24690673
Then you need to euthanize yourself.

>a/s/l
20/f/usa
>why?
I'm ugly and shy
>what are you looking for?
Sugar daddy or someone who is up for having virtual parties
>post hobbies or interests
Art
>what your usual day consists of
Laying in bed watching YouTube while starving myself
>contact
Will not post

>>24690503
Sure why not? Kik me throwitaway89

>>24690684
Are you a virgin

>>24690503
I'm straight but you seem pretty cool would go shopping with

>>24690691
Yes

21/m/uk
want someone to talk to
anything really
I work a lot!
07460681607

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Borderline girl here, currently taking meds. 22, bi, ohio. Lonely, llike insecure guys, like fat guys too, doesnt matter. I play video games mostly, draw and paint. In either working or playing video games.

>>24690640
actually im too lazy to email. send me a skype: bigkittymuffin

Yeah im the dumb 22 year oldborderline who forgot to add my kik pizzaxxslut

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>a/s/l
18/f/usa

>why?
schizo depressed shut-in who struggles to relate to people

>what are you looking for?
someone i can actually talk to and feel somewhat human around maybe? perhaps?

>post hobbies or interests
sleeping, disassociating, music, games, generic things i guess im not that interesting

>what your usual day consists of
waking up and staring at a screen until i fall back asleep

>contact
if asked for i guess i'll drop it

>pic
sure look at this dope hedgehog

>>24690701
Just my kinda girl

>>24690669
what are yr favorite black metal bands?? always looking for new recs

>>24690673
>Aren't there any guys or girls who will kill people with me?

where can i apply?

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>>24690680
This is exactly the kind of response that made me into this monster in the first place. You have nobody to blame but yourself for being part of the problem.

Also I wouldn't warn any authorities about my posts. The police know, the psyches know, my probation officer knows and yet they don't do shit. And once again, if I do anything stupid they are to blame for not acting when they had the chance.

I even slit my wrists in the police station because I was so desperate for help. So don't pin this all on me. I've tried a million times and still I'm left to rot.

>>24690715
The only requirement is that you live in England and are over 60% sure you want to end normies. My contact

>>24690241

>>24690590
lol it's not hot, it fucks up your body.

>>24690693
sounds good let's go

>>24690608
i don't drink anymore or do any drugs, sorry anon

>>24690514
i have kik. post yours pls?

>>24690701
Kik?

>>24690707
Kik?

>>24690737
damn, usa

>>24690754
Youngcaesar24

>>24690756
Its pizzaxxslut i ended up posting it after

>>24690729
Mmm nope. You're not going to put this on me faggot. You're a psychopath long before the time I saw you in this thread. 4 psychiatrists and you get booted from each? Yea, you should be locked up and the key thrown away. It's hardly my fault the English police are fucking pussies.

>>24690782
Keep being mean anon. You should know only love beats the demon. Perpetual hate creates cunts like me.

I spend most of my life saying sorry even when I don't need to because I know pain. And I do feel. So your label of "psychopath" is way off the mark.

I love you

>28/m/US
>anxious/depressed with non-existent self-esteem
>someone to like me, even a little
>vidya gaems and cooking
>work for 8 hours then go home to unwind for 4-6, then sleep
>kik: blutard
>nope.jpg

>>24690790
I just wanna say Im rooting for you, Annon. please dont kill anybody who Isn't rich and or famous though. think maybe you could sneek a gun into a jeezy concert? "quality" over quantity. jk plz dont kill nobody

>>24690790
i'm sure you're lovely but don't make a fuss about everything

>>24690645
You seem chill

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>>24690828
>>24690832
Thanks to the both of you. You know the deal. *hugs*

Have a pic of the sunset I took 4 years ago

>>24690862
*Group hug Ziggy sandwich*

>>24690881
*shit pants*

its your fault for hugging me so hard now you have to change me uguu~

I'm a SEVERELY depressed female but have a decent amount of confidence so I still have standards :^)

>>24690715
I don't know any obscure stuff just the bug names. Fav is Gorgoroth. Also like Darkthrone Burzum Windir and Antestor if that counts. Did you hear Abbaths solo album or Arctic Thunder they're both new from this year. Also Narjanaham and Illidiance ate two lesser known ones I like

>>24690903
>>24690768
>>24690754
Lonely depressed male, msg me if interested. Pretty open to talk about whatever, kinks etc.

>>24690707
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bekf4FcdNi0

>>24690890
Ofc my tiny bb

>>24690790
You're digusting

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21/m/swe, 6'2, 219lbs

there is nothing really wrong with me (except for ADD, seasonal depression and impostor syndrome but that's all self diagnosed) I'm not fat, autistic or ugly. I'm just a faceless nobody. I spend most my time not working doing nothing at all into the small hours of the night and when I'm working (professional chef) I do the bare minimum. sometimes I go to the gym and I've been dieting a lot lately.

when people ask about my hobbies I generally say art, music, literature and video games. but its really 99% videogames as I am extremely lazy. all I want to be is entertained. I love hearing people vent about their feelings/problems because it makes me feel better about my own shit.

there's one thing though: I need to be talked to, I'm not great at striking up/ keeping up a conversation. not that I wont try probably.

kik - onemanempire

>>24690684
hey you, add me
>>24691069

>>24690707
kik?

>>24691019
And you're illiterate as well as making my point

>>24691162
i was actually just speaking with you

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>a/s/l
27/Male/USA
>why?
I'm not a fancy or showoff type of person
>what are you looking for?
Female Friend, I work in IT and programming related company, wich means I'm surrounded by guys most of the time, when I was younger I had problems socializing and speaking to women, I overcame this problem at around 22 ~ 24 yo, but now I'm married and my wife is super jealous, to the point that just talking to a female either at work, gym or any other place makes her uncomfortable. So it kind of makes me feel as if I'm back at the begining with my socializing problems.
>post hobbies or interests
Technology, webdevelopment, programming, robotics, electronics, fitness
>what your usual day consists of
I prepare my own meals, go to work, after work exercise, call my wife before bed(Different country atm)
>contact
[email protected]
>pic
sup

26/M/US,MD
I dont know. broke up with gf of 4 1/2 years in July and just feeling depressed and not wanting to do much of anything but feel love
>vidya, comics, movies, music
>work doing loans for credit unions
>kik: jhornberg
>when we contact ;)

>>24691217
sc & kik r2d2aa

>>24690707
>>24690684
joseph88g on kik add me

>>24691202
are you sure? send me a message.

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>>24691217
just noticed, smaller image here

>>24691281
nice traps bro

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>a/s/l
27/m/FL
>why?
I'm kinda lonely even though I have plenty of friends, slim pickings in my area, I have low self-esteem because I'm fat, and my life is a mess.
>what are you looking for?
Someone to chat about bullshit with
>post hobbies or interests
A lot of Xbox one, DnD, MtG, my dog
>what your usual day consists of
Wake up, walk my dog, go to work, go home & take my dog to the park, come home & play video games, go to bed, repeat. Weekends are more video games, some movies, and junk food.
>contact
Kik: Priwen
>pic

>>24691303
thanks m8, you workout too?

>>24690701
I live in Ohio and I have low self esteem, I also like to paint and draw but I end up hating whatever I do if I look at it for too long. you got contact info?

>>24690344
More likely to eat a mans soul and claim you'll kill yourself but never really do it, because really all you want is attention.

>>24691323
yeah but im cutting 20 lbs atm

>>24690701
What's your skype?

>a/s/l
22 m north new jersey
>why?
because i like to meet new people
>what are you looking for?
anyone
>post hobbies or interests
I collect figures and shitpost on the internet
>what your usual day consists of
get up at 6:45 go to work, get back at 5:30, play games, troll figure forums, listen to music
>contact
Sigma517 kik

>>24691367
I've attempted twice. I have an issue with people I've broken up with not fucking leaving me alone, trust me, I do not want attention. I'm not saying it's NORMAL to want to kill myself because of something that happened while I was grocery shopping and then be fine 30 mins later I'm just saying it's legit. Like I have the energy to care what anyone else thinks of my being suicidal. Take a psychology class or fuck off.

>>24691446
Can I have your skype? I really want to talk about this and learn more.

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>a/s/l
26mMidwest
>why?
PTSD/BPD. Major Depressive. shit i don't talk about.
>what are you looking for?
a cute robot that can pass a turing test and will cuddle with me forever
>post hobbies or interests
hiking/long walks, ambient bass, astronomy, electricity, programming, sketching, daydreaming
>what your usual day consists of
troubleshooting linux webservers for a living with lots of time on the train to think. smoke weed, watch anime, and create technology with spare time usually
>kik
g.oak
>pic
gtfkd

>a/s/l
19/m/US

>Why?
cause no girls like me

>What are you looking for?
a friend to play games with

>Post hobbies or interests
Music and games

>What your usual day consists of
wake up play games go to sleep or work

>contact
Skype:About19jews
Kik:About19jews

>Pic
later

>>24691397
Me too, used to be ripped af before marriage, gained some weight, and now that I have to cook my own food I'm back on my diet in the road to shredded heaven

>>24690640
darko_6969

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>a/s/l
28/m/OH (513)
>why?
Not actually looking for anyone with low standards. I'm chubby, nerdy, alone, and it doesn't bother me a bit. I'm just very comfortable around people with mental disorders.
>what are you looking for?
Ideally, a creepy yandere girl. I really like clingy girls.
>post hobbies or interests
Vidya, movies, TV, nerd shit.
>what your usual day consists of
Currently, work and sleep. Nothing else going on.
>contact
follow.grey.fox is my Skype. Add a Gmail dot com to that and email it, if you want my kik. I don't post it here because the name is old and makes me sound like an edgelord.

And since there seems to be a fair amount of discussion in here (even if you're mostly telling each other to kill yourselves), does anyone have a possible explanation as to why I'm comfortable around the mentally unhealthy? By sheer coincidence, every girl I've dated has had some manner of mental illness, and I'm usually the only guy they've dated who didn't run away upon finding this out. This is my first time actually seeking out someone with a mental disorder, because I now feel like it's all that I know. Perhaps that's a problem in and of itself.

Never sought any kind of diagnosis for myself (I don't know that I'd be willing to spend the money for that, honestly), so I have no idea if there's anything wrong with me.

>a/s/l
22/f/Canada

>why?
- 50+ self harm scars across arms, legs and one on face. 6 that are really deep and noticeable.
- Diagnosed OCD, Anxiety, Major Depressive and trichotillomania/dermatillomania. On 2 types of medication for this.
- Last relationship was sexually, verbally and emotionally abusive

>what are you looking for?
Someone that doesn't care about that baggage

>post hobbies or interests
Art mostly, horror movies, being cuddled

>what your usual day consists of
Work, come home, sleep, repeat. Aside from all this I actually do manage on my own now from a lot of therapy.

>contact
Later
>pic
Later

>>24691587

East or west side of Canada?

>>24691587
Kik?

>>a/s/l
19/m/416 around dt core
>>why?
i'm moody, obsessive, anxious, and avoidant. seasonal mood swings are around the corner
>>what are you looking for?
somebody who i feel comfortable around, who is 420friendly
>>post hobbies or interests
industrial design, art, drawing, music, reading, lifting, psychs
>>what your usual day consists of
studying for b.des, waking up late, smoking dude weed, finishing projects, drawing, lifting, watching random vids, and sleeping late
>>contact
upon request
>>pic
four-eyed azn male

>>24690914
>Burzum
>Windir
>mentions Abbath
>Immortal

You're awesome

>>24691446
> I do not want attention. I'm not saying it's NORMAL to want to kill myself because of something that happened while I was grocery shopping and then be fine 30 mins later

The contradictions are astounding.

>>24691587
Doubt I'm what you're looking for, and you probably like real art, not like what I draw but I draw a bit. If ya wanna talk artsy farts, look at my dumb shitty drawings, or form an awkward connection through the exchange of words through a digital medium hmu, Kik is black_h4t

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>a/s/l
26/m/ky
>why?
Bipolar, ADHD, fat and probably boring
>what are you looking for?
Someone to cuddle with on the couch and play video games with
>post hobbies or interests
Anime, Video games, reading scary shit
>what your usual day consists of
Playing video games
>contact
Skpye:surv1990
>pic

>>24690707
i like the picture of your hedghog do you like to go fast??

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>a/s/l
23/M/USA
>why?
I don't look very masculine, which a lot of girls seem to want. And i look a bit forgetable and don't look my age
>what are you looking for?
Just happy talks for now
>post hobbies or interests
music, vidya of all sorts(lately a lot of gba games), photography, hiking, art, cat petting, craft beers, cooking, thrift store shopping
>what your usual day consists of
a lil bit of music, vidya, herbal supplements, sometimes I make breakfast, work...
>contact
kik:killab93
>pic
Related

>a/s/l
20/m/USA
>why?
lonely,depressed and i have no one to talk with like i dont leave my house send help
>what are you looking for?
>post hobbies or interests
>what your usual day consists of
i wake up get on my computer and thats it
>contact
i have discord username: reyuzaki #0447
>pic
nope

>>24691923
Also am lonely + inexperienced and have a hard time finding girls that are interested most of the time

>>24690707
Drop that info anon.

Tell you the truth, forreal to anyone looking to just chat. Hit me up man, xXCimichangasXx. I just like helping. Listening, yknow? Vent away. Talk. I Just like to feel needed and helpful. I guess.

>>24690707
>>24691202
>depressed shut-in who struggles to relate to people yes yes and yes


kik: vintagedrumandbass

>a/s/l
19 M Australia
>why?
Lonely and too awkward/unattractive to date anyone
>what are you looking for?
A friend, possibly lewd, someone to talk to really
>post hobbies or interests
Art, gaming and animals
>what your usual day consists of
I work, a lot, I'm a keeper at a wildlife park for Australian fauna
>contact
kik: Bai5511

>25/M/California
>Just wanna chill and/or bone
>Any girl who is down to just be friends with/without benefits or just trade pics. Whatever
>No hobbies really. Like Vidya and movies and drinking.
>currently unemployed so days consist of being at home applying for jobs online or going out to interviews.
>Snapchat: datanon89

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>a/s/l
25/m/SC
>why?
Am schizophrenic NEET who spends most of my time high. Also lowkey(not so lowkey sometimes) hate everyone around me, even though I don't actually.
>what are you looking for?
qt to sit around and talk to all day, play vidya with, cuddle and pass out with.
>post hobbies or interests
Art, vidya, music, anthropology, theism(not religious tho), cooking, taking walks to nowhere in the middle of the night.
>what your usual day consists of
Wake up, work in yard/garden, read, draw, open overwatch, get bored, read, get bored, watch animu, get bored, write, draw, repeat for 30+ hours.
>contact
Skype: cmarchmarching
>pic
Sleep deprivation is my waifu

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Me:

>Male, 19, North Carolina
>Heteroflexible (Will only date/marry women)
>Kissless virgin by choice
>5'10" and 135 pounds
>Not very hairy
>Feminine body
>Brown hair and eyes
>Borderline hipster glasses
>People say I look like Clark Kent and Rivers Cumo
>Likes wearing grungy jeans and rock t-shirts, loves oversized sweaters
>Likes Steven Universe and Filthy Frank
>Likes classic rock and rap mostly, can listen to anything
>Musically talented
>Can draw
>Wrote a novel once
>Can be naive and boyish
>Fuckton of kinky fetishes
>High sex drive
>Easily aroused
>Loves innocent affection
>Getting back into anime
>Does not play vidya anymore
>Has a job
>Depressed but not suicidal
>Does not do drugs but wants to smoke weed
>Smokes a cigarette/cigarillo once a week or less
>Has a southern accent that sounds slightly black
>Would not drink alcohol
>Beleives in LBGT rights but is annoyed by over glorification
>Hates feminism
>KIK: kurdtmorrison


Her:

>Any age between 18 and 40
>Any skin color/Race
>Any height
>Any weight between 90 and 300 pounds
>Preferably chubby
>Kind and sweet
>Loyal
>Preferably kissless virgin
>Will rp with me
>Likes the same music as me
>Has a creative talent of some kind
>Can be a NEET but has to have ambitions
>Must be able to tolerate a foot fetish
>Preferably in the United States
>Will love me for who I am
>Won't try to change me
>Wants a loyal white boi who will spoil her and be nice to her

tfw nobody wants to end normies with me

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>a/s/l
23/male/ontario(416/905)
>why?
Small social circle mostly comprised of my childhood friends and due to work, I got no nightlife since I work afternoons.
>what are you looking for?
A close female friend or a lover. I'm surrounded by too many dudes and it's slowly driving me mad, also I'm slowly getting desperate.
>post hobbies or interests
Music nerd, vidya game nerds (metal gear solid IV, destiny, overwatch, SMT IV: apocalypse ) low key musician, low key otaku, lately been hopping from junkyard to junkyard looking for parts for my luxury rice rocket.
>what your usual day consists of
Work as a Truck and coach bus mechanic apprentice from 2-11 pm and I stay awake from whatever time I get home till about 3-4. Always driving out and about during the weekends, rarely ever home the entire 2 days.
>contact
Kik:Postmutant93
Email: [email protected]
Skype:Post-mutant93 (don't check often btw)
>pic
It's on my Kik and Skype too self conscious to post my face on here

What I want summed up in a pic. Best OTP

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>a/s/l
30/M/Memphis
>why?
General anxiety coupled with manic depression. I will cheat on you every chance I get.
>what are you looking for?
The kind of woman that wants a pet project
>post hobbies or interests
Board games that take four hours to play, MTG, cigars
>what your usual day consists of
I wake up at 10am, sell cigars until midnight, watch Netflix, smoke weed.
>contact
WittyEpithet on KIK, Snap, OKC
>pic

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>>24692455
>Sexuality: Mean and gay
Kek

>a/s/l
25/M/MD
>why?
Not very good looking, i live a pretty boring life, not a great talker, depressed
>what are you looking for?
Someone to care for and vice versa, even if it's not in a romantic sense
>post hobbies or interests
Vidya, guitar/music, photography, tech
>what your usual day consists of
Work 8 hours, come home, play a game, watch some YouTube vids maybe, go to bed
>contact
If there's any interest
>pic
After we talk for a while

I don't care what a girl looks like as long as she's a virgin

>>24690707
Kik is Vineclaw

anyone want to have sad chats? I'm a good listener, my mental health is variable and I'm a sweetheart 200%
19/f -
i like talking to people who don't expect much, I do drugs and other bad things and I have the best sad tunez

[email protected] on skype

>>24692640
I don't understand. I was already talking to you and you suddenly signed off. You still are offline and have not responded in hours. But I'm not blocked. If you want someone to talk to I'm already waiting on Skype to continue.

>>24692653
> But I'm not blocked
Brotip here my man, you can't see if someone blocks you. They have to remove you for the icon to turn back to grey. I belive you can also avoid that by blocking before removing.

>>24690078
>>a/s/l
25/bi (prefer women though)/Brazil

>>why?
Socially I'm alright, I hang out with friends and stuff, I ocasionally go out drinking on bars with them and whatever, but finding women with a similar personality and interests as me is hard.

>>what are you looking for?
A chill girl who likes playing videogames, watching movies, a huge nerd basically.

>>post hobbies or interests
Videogames, movies, comics, manga/anime, music, exercising.

>>what your usual day consists of
First half of the day I study Law for a cout job I'm trying to get, later half I take it easier.

>>contact
Too lazy to set up a throw away skype right now, message me here first then I'll do it.

>>24692659
I don't think I'm blocked. I see her sign on for a second here or there sometimes. Would not make much sense to have blocked me either. We were just in the middle of a conversation. Nothing happened at all.

>>24692443
your Skype doesn't work, post again pls

>>24690707
Kik?

>>24692653
Hey I'm busy at the moment. I made the post before something came up. I'll be free to talk tomorrow.

>>24691587
Skype: tcella37

I'm down for discussing horror films.

>>24692720
Odd, I can't spot a typo. It's cmarchmarching

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>>24692640
ok

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>>24692707
>cheated sexually online

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>>24692769
:( ?

>>24692777
Skype is apparently fucked currently, I'll add you later though.

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>a/s/l
24/m/aus
>why?
because tfw no gf
>what are you looking for?
a gf, or autistic memes
>post hobbies or interests
getting drunk and listening to the same song on repeat
>what your usual day consists of
getting drunk and listening to the same song onrepeat
>contact
kik is turbopleb
>pic
back when i had long hair

>>24691587
add me
>>24691069

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>a/s/l
24/m/Houston
>why?
Been a while since I had a significant other
>what are you looking for?
A girl who likes to talk about anything on Skype(voice or video) and Kik
>post hobbies or interests
League of legends, talking shit, movies
>what your usual day consists of
Going to work(work as a Spanish interpreter over the phone at a call center), then going home and playing league of legends. Weekends generally consist of going out to do random things with people I meet
>contact
Kik: DaWulf
Skype: Willie04221
Email: championwillis @ Yahoo
>pic

>>24690078

>a/s/l
23/m/Europe

>why?
My life sucks ass, ie, I have shrapnel in my chest.

>What are you looking for
idk, just talking mostly, can't really live my life, so it'd be nice to hear and live through others.
Anything else is a bonus.

>hobbies or interests
eh, I like reading, watching tv-shows, movies ? I'm a pretty good basketball player.

>what your usual day consists of
the above. Also chatting with people on skype/kik/4chan/wherever

>contact
skype john.abraham162
kik hanserissken

Skype seems to be fucked currently today though

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I think this thread's pretty sad in concept, but I'll give anything a try at least once;

22 / M / Syd Australia
Lookin for friends, keen to meet new people. I work full time so it's hard to get out there
Friends, possible relationships. I'm pretty chill and easygoing when it comes to meeting people online through forums like this, or Twitter or Instagram or what have you
Huge film buff working through backlog of pure kino. Occasionally keen on some gameing
Most days I do a ten-hour shift at my creative job
Shoot me an email at [email protected]
Can't find a good pic of me so here's a shot of my close look alike, this college photo of Mark Harmon

> 32 m virgin los angeles
> eh
> girl
> games
> work school
> kik: zsasza

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>a/s/l
20/m/usa
>why?
why the fuck not?
>what are you looking for?
idk man whatever comes my way.
>post hobbies or interests
vidya, reading, watching shit or god tier(no in between) shows, cooking, and my cats.
>what your usual day consists of
wake up, plop on couch and browse /r9k/ or /b for a while, once im sufficiently awake play some vidya for bit. cook me some eggs because fuck yeah bruh love me some eggs. tidy up maybe, go outside to smoke my pipe (feel like an edgelord even though i picked it up from an older friend of mine) go back in do laudrey and take shower. play more vidya, maybe watch a michaelcthulu video. check time, get off my ass, go to work. come home do it all over again just with some other meal to replace those eggs. sleep.
>contact
kik satanicallydubious

hit. me. up.

also pic realated. its me. so you know

>>24690078
I'm a guy with bpd, let's self-destruct together

>>24690241
Do you have skype dude? I wanna talk to you.

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>a/s/l
22 f us

>why?
bpd/panic/depression

>what are you looking for?
chats about whatever with whoever.

>post hobbies or interests
movies/shows, music/instruments

>what your usual day consists of
crying, youtube, ice cream

>contact
kik - aw_tum

>pic
goals

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>a/s/l
18/m/Australia - brisbane
>why?
Too much anxiety to put any ammount of effort into meeting people.
>what are you looking for?
Anime and cuddles
>post hobbies or interests
Anime, YouTube and nintendo
>what your usual day consists of
YouTube and laziness.
>contact
Kik: lonelycunt69

>a/s/l
24/m/mo
>why?
I am tired of being alone?
>what are you looking for?
Someone to chat with, play video games with
>post hobbies or interests
3d animation, drawing, programing, cooking, video games: ESO, overwatch, Dishonored.ect
>what your usual day consists of
waking up studying, working, playing some games or drawing, sleep
>contact
kik zutalos
skype zutalos
>pic

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>>24690078
>a/s/l
23/m/UK - newcastle

>why?
I have aspergers & my social skills are terrible, I do have friends that I meet up with regularly but I'm terrified of going out to meet new people & I have a craving for intimacy

>what are you looking for?
A girl [spoiler]or convincing trap[/spoiler] to chillout with, chat about anything, watch tv/movies/whatever, cuddle & get intimate with

>post hobbies or interests
Video games, anime (especially slice of life stuff), internet, video game design/development, origami (though I'm a little out of practice) & trying to learn to play the ukulele

>what your usual day consists of
Go to college, get home browse the internet, play some pokemon, maybe watch some anime & sleep

>contact
kik: Paradigm_man

Bump. This thread has a lot of responses. Not a bad idea

>>24691587
You sound like the kind of girl I always wanted to take care of.

>>24693520
Fellow geordie lad here. See ya rund the toon yer gadge

>>24690684
>>24690693
>>24690695
HMU on Skype or kik
>gstoka

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Everyone loves the BPD women, but nobody loves the BPD men.

BPD male here. Looking for another BPD girl so we can relate to each other on a horrific level, or just a nice woman to talk to.

I like art and writing; I'm a harpist, multidisciplinary artist, and author.

I've also got a hella deep voice.

>contact info

Will drop a Skype if anyone's interested, or just wants to talk.

>me on left
>yes, I do go into rate threads sometimes

>>24690701
>>24693972

ay lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

>>24693942
Your videos suck. Maybe if they weren't blurry and half covered up, or if you were doing more than master baring in an unsexy way.... but no.

>>24690707
Drop your kik. Mine is "niggerSuicidalFag" (was a joke, but im to lazy to change it)

>>24691587
Where in Canada you from, would like to talk

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>a/s/l
22/m/usa
>why?
Because I'm moderately attractive but socially awkward.
>what are you looking for?
someone (preferably female) to chat or cam with, have some fun.
>post hobbies or interests
the outdoors, games, history, film, etc.
>what your usual day consists of
freaking out over school
>contact
skype: mr.pirate2017
snap: snapjilk
kik: double_s_1994
>pic
not comfortable sharing here. add me and you can see whatever you want.

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>>24690078

>>24690078
>>>a/s/l

24/M/New England

>>why?

I live with my parents for now, because its better to save money for school and things, plus they cool af.

>>what are you looking for?

A best friend who will play video games and watch movies with me, go for a bike ride and then come back to have passionate sex.

I'm straight, so females only please.

>>post hobbies or interests
Video Games, Computers, Anime, Animals, Science, Biking, Hiking, Travel, Cooking.

>>what your usual day consists of

Going to work, then either going out with my friends or coming home to play video games, and other nerdy shit till I pass out early in the morning.

>>contact

kik: JudeLove92 | Skype: Mrlafittey

>> Pic:

Ask later. Discretion!

>>24692668
i'd like to talk. same age and also bi. this is me. >>24690503

>>24692787
it worked now

>a/s/l
25/F/burgerland
>why?
I need a friend with low standards for friends because that's how much I suck. I'm not a yandere with bpd like so many people are saying they are now. In fact, I'll probably get sick of you and drop you after a while. I'm flaky as fuck. Ahhh I remember the good old days when pretending to be bi was the cool thing to do
>what are you looking for?
A friend. 1 friend. 1 is enough. Nothing sexual.
>post hobbies or interests
Pokémon, wine, cooking, sleeping, TV shows, being comfy.
>what your usual day consists of
Going to work, getting pissed at my boss, going home, dinner, wine, couch, TV, shower, bed, the cycle repeats. Wow, pathetic
>contact
Leave yours here I guess. I'll search your name in the archive to make sure you're not someone who posts in all the sex threads and then I'll message you if I like your name, or something. Just being honest.
>pic
Nah

>>24694775
sleeping and TV isn't a fucking hobby its time killing. I'm sure plenty of people would be happy to be your friend if you were productive AT ALL,

>>24694780
Productive how? You mean I should be more outdoorsy? I don't see how that's going to help me make online friends. Should I make art or music? Should I brag about working out? Is gaming really a hobby? That's cool and all, but I don't care about any of that stuff and wouldn't want to talk about it. I cook, and I'm pretty damn good at it if that counts.

>productive AT ALL
As far as productivity goes I have a career in healthcare and work with people all day long and it kind of zaps me. I just want to turn my brain off at the end of the day. I maintain my house and take care of older family members. But I don't think any of that matters for a friendo nor do I want to talk about that.

>>24694775
whatsssssssss burgerland??????

also, dope. you seeM p cool. almost everything in Common™. i am a low standard individual AND as a bonus, ///human scum///. id probably flake out on your before you flaked out on me. unfortunately i'm looking for something strictly sexual. u no. i just think its cool to fuck yur friends. i dont understand why most people dont. check out how often i post in the slut threads and let me know my score, ty. i fucking love those.
dont contact me

kik: vintagedrumandbass

>>24694775

kik: mrcesium

for +1 internet friend

>a/s/l
19/f/europe
>why?
i'm shy, have no social skills, my face is weird, low confidence and intimacy issues
>what are you looking for?
not sure, someone to talk to i guess. a bf would be nice but i dont wanna be unrealistic
>post hobbies or interests
getting drunk, sewing, i like dancing but i don't do it enough to call it a hobby; interests are: art/design history, plants/botany, music, some other stuff
>what your usual day consists of
sleeping, studying, cooking, small amount of physical activity (like running), maybe attending lectures
>contact
if interested drop me yours
>pic
ehh

>>24694921
is this a real post? its like a try hard tried too hard

burgerland is america btw

>>24690754
>>24694423
F/bi you seem cool, hmu if you wanna chat. Kik: mirei94

>>24695059
Add me
>>24693964

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>a/s/l
19/m/Tx, USA
>why?
Im just awkward, bit shy. And im really bad with words.
>what are you looking for?
Someone to vidya with and maybe hang out on the weekends catch a movie somethin iunno
>post hobbies or interests
Vidya, music (im a hip hop kinda guy but up for anything),
>what your usual day consists of
Work from 0630 to about 3 or so, then i'll just sit in my room and play games or work on music
>contact
Kik is iampenguino
Snapchat is iampenguino as well
>pic

>>24695059
Im interested.
Kik is cherkam

>>24695059
strakes9291

>>24695059
intrested: Benchbird

>>24694775
I feel like you're me but at least you have a job. I collect disability to lay on my floor watch netflix and not eat all day.

>>24694780
Too much nihilism for productivity. What does productivity mean? Why no suggestions? Isn't she the one who has to decide whether something was productive or not not the friend? I think I know what you were trying to say but I think you chose the wrong word. You were telling her to get real hobbies. Real hobbies don't HAVE to be productive. Or like, I could make 50 fucking bird houses and see that as really productive but who the fuck cares about birdhouses. People don't want robots, robots are supposed to be productive people are supposed to be interesting, (and keep themselves and their living space clean) beyond that, why should the friend give a shit that that's what she does when she's not with them?

>>24690701
Please kik skippymisfits24 you sound perfect ;3;

>>24691199
You still around anon.? How badly do you want to go killing people, willing to come to the U.S.?

>>24690701

Don't like fat guys.

>18/m/uk

>why?
Depressed, no confidence in looks or personality since ex broke up with me months ago, bipolar.
>what are you looking for?
Anyone who wants a friend, or a girl who wants more maybe.
>post hobbies or interests
Music, history, movies, video games etc
>what your usual day consists of
Listening to music nearly all day (metal, pop punk, 80s cheese music), playing video games on PC and ps4, watching Netflix too much
>contact
Kik id is i_dont_know12
>pic
Can't post pictures for some reason

>>24695059
Skype : carmeau1
;)

>a/s/l
27/mtf/714
>why?
Cause I'm nonpassable forever in boymode with social anxiety.
>what are you looking for?
Friends of all gender, males for relationships/hookups.
>post hobbies or interests
Mostly playing the guitar terribly.
>what your usual day consists of
Work.
>contact
kik:hejhejhey
>pic
no

>all of theses "so bipolar lol xD" and "MDD" normalfags and roasties
>even some fags posting mr. robot shit

lmfao, normies who fell for the psychology meme always crack me up

probably the same kind of faggots that post in the """""""shut-in""""""" thread as well

>>24695059
Skype: astoriannights

>24/M/TN
>why?
Fat but not socially awkward, going through some shit right now.
>what are you looking for?
Trying out men but wouldn't mind a woman, maybe. Any guy who wants to talk to a big and tall guy (375, 6'4), never done anything with a male so its uncharted territory for me.
>post hobbies or interests
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms. Watch some animu, play a lot of games, pretty big /pol/ user.
>what your usual day consists of
Sleep in, get up, play games, run errands, eat, sleep.
>contact
kik: IscariotRising
>pic
Can send it if we hit it off.

>>24690684
How to contact you?

>>24690707
Kik: casualgyno

>>24695059
Kik: Vineclaw

>>24690684
Kik : jd60950

>20/M/California
>not awkward or anything, just trying to lend a helping hand to anybody who needs it
>pretty good listener
>if anybody needs someone to talk to I'll be here

Contact: kik- jd60950

>>24690078
>a/s/l
20/male/UK
>why?
Depressed, no motivation, clingy, really shy, low self esteem, i have difficulty expressing my emotions, can't flirt
>what are you looking for?
Someone to give me motivation and brighten up my life
>post hobbies or interests
History, gaming, reading, writing, programming, airsoft
>what your usual day consists of
Either college, then doing nothing in front of my PC before going to sleep.
Or work then doing nothing in front of my PC, then work again later, then do nothing before going to sleep
>contact
Kik: atazs

>>24696434
this is more or less me at 20 and still a bit like me now at present age.

>a/s/l
25/m/col (south america).
>why?
I'm shy and have no social skills, a bit overweight. I'm a 5/10 and i can't detect if someone is interested in me. I've been single for almost 4 years.
>what are you looking for?
Someome to speak/text and waste time, i want a girl with no complications. Also i want to have virtual parties, i'm bored as fuck. I'm a good listener.
>post hobbies or interests
CS Go, languages (my native language is spanish and i'm trying to learn english and french), music (mostly nu-metal and grunge), books, films and cooking.
>what your usual day consists of
Work all day, and in the night go to the university, i'm usually stay at my room looking at the ceilling listening to music.
>contact
kik: deepestdude
>pic
in the chat if you are interested.

Sorry for my bad english.

>a/s/l
19,m,canada west
>why?
I'm an insane NEET shutin who goes months at a time without stepping foot outside of his house.
>what are you looking for?
Anything I suppose
>post hobbies or interests
most of my time is spent arguing about half-baked philosophy with people on 4chan all day
>what your usual day consists of
4chan, TV series, sleeping
>contact
[email protected]
>pic
would only send pics if i was going to meet someone IRL

>write a giant post describing why i'm shit but why i'm still dateable
>realize there would be probably nobody to reply anyway

a-any females in poland?

>>24696643
Should add I'm looking for female friends mostly, not necessarily dating, it didn't really show in the post

>>24695059
krautchanpartyvan
eu reporting in

>>24696650
spermiarz alert

>>24693972
>>24695059

justfuckmeup

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>a/s/l
22/m/Australia
>why?
Life destroyed medically and i can't see a happy future or and so depressed to talked to a girl
>what are you looking for?
I have this thing where if I talk for about 10 min I will really want to get you for about 3 month and then return to normal
>post hobbies or interests
Music, vidya, sleeping
>what your usual day consists of
Sleeping and music practice
>contact
Skype:sidewalk.banana
Snapshat:susparty
>pic
my dicks on the net so my face is nothing

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>a/s/l
18-mtf-NY/usa
>why?
paranoid, depressed shut-in, pretty sure i'm autistic
>what are you looking for?
someone to like me
>post hobbies or interests
vidya, animu, sleep,
>what your usual day consists of
stare at my computer screen, jumping between hobbies, attempting to go outside with family
>contact
discord - Mabel#2934
will reinstall kik if anyone really wants.

plz don't bully my bitchboi baby face

>>24690078
>a/s/l
19/M/Europe
>why?
because i need someone that im forced to work with everyday
>what are you looking for?
anyone really, dont know if i'd like you until i start talking with you
>post hobbies or interests
taveling, currently building a drift car, not really time for anything else but i like videogames and browsing 4chan i guess
>what your usual day consists of
wake up at 540ish, shower, eat breakfast, drive to work and work 7:30-1630 (normally stay late then drive another 30 minutes back) make myself dinner, somehow end up wasting a bunch of time then falling asleep
>contact
cosmiccow6 is my kik
>pic
add me on kik for a pic i guess

>>24690707
my skype is chikenjerker

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21/m/AZ
im lonely as shit
friends idk
i sleep and drink and drive around at night looking at shit and going places i shouldnt be
sleep work smoking shitposting and some other shit
skype is chikenjerker
ill upload 2

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>>24697539
i get it im a huge faggot

>>24694775
Holy shit you are exactly the type of women i hate you boring peace of shit go and fucking die in your dull and lame life what are you even worth for talking about?
Small minded naiv thot you trigger me bitch.

>>24695059
Shitpostizmadude

>>24697588
>>24697593

Interesting strategy

>a/s/l
26/M/VA
>why?
Depression, anxiety, body issues, and general weirdness about being myself means I've spent the last 24 years stuck in a box by myself and that shit suuuucks.
>what are you looking for?
Another dude/trans* who has similar issues to talk, play games with, trade memes, and hopefully meet if you're close enough. Prefer skinnier guys, though I am a fat dude myself. Within Virginia/Richmond is a big bonus.
>post hobbies or interests
Video games (action/adventure, roguelikes, etc), sci-fi, fantasy, Disney, movies in general, Steven Universe, Avatar (TLA + Korra), sculpting, game design. Not too much into any one thing sadly.
>what your usual day consists of
Reddit and YouTube, chilling on IRC, jerking off cause bored, hating self. Now have job so doing that, then sleeping.
>contact
Kik RabbitMaster_ or reply to post
>pic
Not gonna share on the boards, but will describe: white, 6'1, 380lbs, brown hair, close shaved beard, round face, glasses. IMO 6/10 but I'm biased.

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19/whatever/USA
>why?
i'm lonely and have no super close friends and all i have are my four animals and live w my bf who is also mentally ill
i'm looking for a friend or a best friend
>hobbies n interests
anime but i'm really picky(samurai champloo, tatami galaxy, mononoke, paranoia agent, hxh, one piece which im behind by like 60 episodes now lol), movies (jmovies like detroit metal city or nana, others like pacific rim), bjd, street fashion, travel (been to japan, going to language school after college. i was streetsnapped when i went and met kurebayashi and junnyan and had ice cream with them :9)
>usual day
i wake up at a normal time, feed n let dog out to pee, feed cat, smoke weed, do ???? whatever until i need to walk dog, more weed, sometimes i go out and do stuff (conventions, events, sometimes little day/weekend trips to NYC, Virginia, or Boston) i spend a lot of time in DC

my dad is an old hippie who buys weed off the darknet, like an oz a week, for me him and my bf... he supports the fuck out of me and i go to therapy weekly for severe depression, dissociation, and anxiety
i'm an over sharer bc ive never had privacy my whole life, so i talk. a lot.
>contact
i have telegram, skype, line
my telegram is yankii and it's the easiest way to contact me

>>24697654
>
Depression, anxiety, body issues, and general weirdness about being myself means I've spent the last 24 years stuck in a box by myself and that shit suuuucks.
ME TOO
Roughly. Don't know if I would have said 24 years, but I am the same age so there's that. I'm not nearly as fat though. Does that make the body issues problem more or less surprising? Mysterious.

>>24697899
Maybe more but I mean, you can hate your body at any size. It doesn't even have to be a weight thing, you can love being a fat ass and just not like your ears or some shit lol.

>>24697084
I'd like to kik u

>>24690078
>>a/s/l
35/m/France
>>why?
Because I have what's called low standards. Virgin, depression, and other tales.
>>what are you looking for?
Anything honestly
>>post hobbies or interests
Video games, manga, anime, movies, music, playing drums, muay thai
>>what your usual day consists of
Work, browse, watch, play
>>contact
Just ask
>>pic
I don't want to get hurt, I'm probably slightly below average + old

>>24690271
This.

My ex wife is a real piece of work. BPD is not for me. I learned my lesson and I steer clear of any woman with even a hint of a trait of a possible case of BPD...

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>>24690078
37 male FL
Enjoys guns, videogames, b movies, hiking, camping, technology
I have little luck with women because I am not very good looking and kinad pudgy.
My average day I wake up shower read watch some tv and go to work.

>>24690790
Sociopath fits, though.

You know what you do is fucked up, but you simy don't care. A psychopath does not know what they are doing is fucked up.

Long story short, you change your emotions to match what others project. Or you show specific emotions when you want people to think of you in a specific way. A social chamelion that very subtly manipulates others to get what you want, be it empathetic actions or words, or favors including but not limited to sex and money or even a place to sleep at night.

Either voluntarily commit yourself to a mental health institution, or quit your fake bitching and take your false ,"oh woe is me" pity party elsewhere.

"Go sell crazy someplace else. We"re all stocked up here." --Jack Nicholson

>>24695059
Kik is AdamAFact. Its pretty cool you like to dance.

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>a/s/l
20/m/straight/417 USA
>why?
I was sexually abused as a kid and I realize that dealing with that sort of emotional baggage is a lot to ask of someone.
>what are you looking for?
Just someone to relate with and is 420 friendly
>post hobbies or interests
I'm a multi-instrumentalist, with 13 years of traditional experience playing violin and viola; and 3 years of experience with bass guitar, keyboard, and drums.
>what your usual day consists of
Really depends, I try to avoid routines altogether however I do try to practice playing music 2+ hours daily
>contact
[email protected]
>pic

>>24698317
lol

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>>24690078
>m/18/chicago
>because I am a living farce, a disgusting throwaway beavis and butthead gag character
>a girl who will settle for an inept, neurotic spooky skeleton
>playing bideo game, taking walks and reading books
>wake up/go to class/come home/study/repeat until dead
>if you honestly feel even a little bit interested in me I'll share skype
>nah

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69/f/USA

I am here because I lost in an election and I am too much of a borderline narcissist to admit that I lost fair and square.

I am looking for others to blame for my failures.

My hobbies and interests include hating men, throwing tantrums, believing in conspiracy theories involving the Russians, and sucking Rosie O'Donnel's clit for hours on end.

Contact me at [email protected]

Pic is me when I lost the election. It feels so shitty.

>>24698345
wow, anon!!! how original!! incredible post !!!!!!

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>>24698349
Meh

>>24698345
reply i sent you a message

>>24698357
Post whatever you said here. I can't access my server right now because it is still under seizure by the FBI.

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>a/s/l
22/m/tn, bi
>why?
im a low-functioning idiot who tries to make up for my lack of life skills by enjoying avant garde art shit
>what are you looking for?
friends, someone to talk to at 1 am
>post hobbies or interests
literature, music, video games, trying to get back into film, i also like gunpla
>what your usual day consists of
playing guitar and video games, masturbating
>contact
del tha funkee homophobe#4130
>pic
ok

>>24698536
should also mention thats my discord

These threads don't work because the ratio of male to female is about 10:1

No girl wants to be the focus of 100 NEETs banging on their proverbial door, clawing to get inside their digital pussy. If these girls didn't have the confidence to be picky about their suitors, they do now.

>>24697887
Do you have Discord

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>a/s/l
20/f/ca
>why?
bpd, emotional problems, inability to make something meaningful work with humans
>what are you looking for?
anything
>post hobbies or interests
anime, reading, writing, consuming media, tweeting, online posting
>what your usual day consists of
computer
>contact
join my discord server. expires in an hour:
https://discord.gg/vKJGu
>pic
nty

Regardless of my skepticism about this whole thing, I'll post.

>a/s/l
29/M/MN

>why?
I'm about 20 credits away from four different degrees, but will never finish any of them. I have *zero* goals, ambitions, or aspirations. As obnoxiously fucking edgy as this sounds, I'm a borderline nihilist. I'm good with money, but I will never own a house or have a retirement plan beyond social security. I've suffered from pretty extreme depression since 4th grade. Fundamentally, I just don't see the joy in being alive, but I'm not an annoying drama queen about it. Very emotionally independent, bordering on dismissive avoidant personality disorder, but still would like somebody in my life that I actually care about.

>what are you looking for?
A gf or whatever who is just as dismissive of the idea of accomplishment as I am. Someone who I can spend my time/life/whatthefuckever with where the two of us can just slowly melt away into the slow grind of time waiting for our lives to just fucking end.

>post hobbies or interests
Music, music, music, music, music. Also video games, idle fascination with the occult, but not in a douchey way.

>what your usual day consists of
If I'm not working, then I'm just by myself all day, trying to find new music, playing video games, reading. I'm extremely introverted, but not that socially retarded. People generally just exhaust me.

>contact
If you want it, just ask.

>pic
If you contact me, I'll send you one if you want one that badly.

>>24698561
ya.. it's also Yankii #3576

>>24698536
Nigger do you have a kik? I will drunk message you every morning at 1am.

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>>24698607

come back femanon, i love you

>a/s/l
21/m/Ohio
>why?
I struggle with depression, probably partially due to being completely misfitting with the turn relationships have taken in 2016.
>what are you looking for?
A girl who enjoys talking about everything and nothing, perhaps even understands what I'm going through. Be better to support one another, right?
>post hobbies or interests
I like video games, smoke weed, take walks in forests, I like to write but I haven't in forever.
>what your usual day consists of
Wake up, work, vidya, sometimes go hang out with friends as of late.
>contact
Kik: hiimneyt
>pic
I'll show if we chat, but I'm 6'0" redhead

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>a/s/l
22/f
>why?
Depression, Emotional problems, unable to socialize or get in touch with people, hardly able to feel emotions, health problems.
>what are you looking for?
Girls to talk to or play games with. ( Since I'm lesbian and can't endure guys most of the time only girls)
>post hobbies or interests
>what your usual day consists of
Working out, walking/playing with my dog, school and alot of Dota.
>contact
skype: nunululu69 or leave yours here
Leave a note preferably.

>a/s/l
37/m/aus
>why?
cause I'm a genuinely nice person, but I suck at making connections with people, and am only average at best. Also, I like girls with issues, since I guess on some weird level it makes me feel needed.
>what are you looking for?
just a girl who I can connect with somehow.
>post hobbies or interests
video games, science, anime, the usual
>what your usual day consists of
watching tv, playing games, walking my dog
>contact
skype: logic.hates.me
>pic
via skype.

>>24698345
this is great

who are you

>>24698607
Totally missed the window on that server. :( I just moved to the bay area. Looking for friends, trying to find people to go out and do stuff eith that generally hate it as much as me. Lol. Kik me @ nerdferguson!

Ya'll niggas are fucked I tell ya

>a/s/l
19/M/USA
>why?
Why what? My self esteem is good
>what are you looking for?
Friendship, looking to bring people up considering I've had a very good life and things just keep getting better for me I've had no luck with women since every girl I get feelings for is in the shitter in their personal lives but other than that I'd like to get to know different people and possibly cheer them up in the long run
>post hobbies or interests
Hunting, go-karting, vidya (occasionally since I've lost interest in the new upcoming games) reading, listening to all sorts of music ranging from death grips to the strokes
>what your usual day consists of
Reading a book in the morning that sparks my interest, church on Sunday's, lodge on Tuesdays and driving around hanging out with the little friends I have on the weekends will mostly be at basic in 2-6 months (navy)
>contact
Skype:jesussaves1337
>pic
I'll skype ya once we get to know each other more

bpd is not worth it friends. Don't think that the nice but clingy starting relationship you begin with is where it ends

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>>24699381

Fuck off mentally sane normie.

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>a/s/l
20/M/Nebraska U.S.
>why?
I've been clinically depressed for a while. Plus I have a pretty difficult time talking to people irl, I just get anxious. I'm also kinda boring, almost painfully average some would argue. Lately I've been feeling incredibly lonely, usually feel like this around the winter season, but it's been especially grueling this holiday.
>what are you looking for?
Some girl to talk to. I'm no stranger to baggage, so I'm not afraid to talk about stuff like that. Maybe have some similar interests to go off of so it's not like we're talking to each other as walls.
>post hobbies or interests
Basic consumer stuff: Watching anime, movies, playing vidya, occasionally walking around town, listening to music, attempt to write anything. My favorite bands are probably GY!BE and Radiohead.
>what your usual day consists of
Wake up, make some coffee, play some overwatch for a couple hours, maybe go out to eat, go back to my room, watch some dumb let's play, after watch a slice of life anime, then listen to an album to its entirety, try to write something down, masturbate, sleep in frustration.
>contact
kik: IInnRRaaiinnbboowwss (I've posted in some other threads, but no luck)
>pic
You'll see if you look up the kik

>>24694775
this has my attention
samfever on kik

>>24697948
kik:Diyo80

>a/s/l
23/m/columbus
>why?
I have no sense of self worth and the only women that are comfortable with that also are socially crippled
>what are you looking for?
A girl willing to watch netflix and movies with me. Someone comfortable with chilling at home if they want to drink. Or alright with me being sober at parties. (I don't drink or smoke much because I don't enjoying loosening self control around those I do not trust.)
>post hobbies or interests
Science fiction in any medium, low budget horror movies, Bengals football, reading, trying to stay fit, history
>what your usual day consists of
Work, working out, reading, internet
>contact
Don't have a kik

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>>24690078
I guess it's worth a shot
>a/s/l
>20/male/Argentina
>why?
I'm lonely, depressed, and don't really know where I'm going with life. I'm antisocial as hell, but that's probably normal here. I just think too much about shit, and suffer because of it. Sleepless nights, panic attacks, among other...less common things
>what are you looking for?
A girl to watch movies and shows with that laughs at my overall cheesy personality and dark sense of humor. It's a weird combination. I'd love someone to share my life with. I don't mind forming friendships though, of course. And I don't really mind long-distance stuff if you're up to it yourself. Basically, I'd love to have someone to chill with.
>post hobbies or interests
I'm currently studying to be a translator. I like and know about many languages. I'm a writer, I like writing short horror stories, usually with a little twist at the end. I'm pretty fucked up and that's how I vent. Besides that, though? ...I guess the usual, like video games, books and shows. Big fan of cartoons and animation in general. Very nerdy as well, I love Star Wars and I still enjoy cartoons like the powerpuff girls and spongebob.
>what your usual day consists of
Wake up, college, study, sleep. sometimes not in that order. Now I'm in my break though, so I'm pretty much free. Will start studying Italian soon, during the summer (which is january here)
>contact
I have a kik, it's fuits. I don't really like posting pictures here, but I can send you a pic or two through there if you want to see me.

>a/s/l
22/mtf/west usa/into women

>why?
I have underdeveloped social skills, face to face and online, and difficulty keeping up the social contacts I do have. Relating to others is also challenging. My mood swings from normal to depressed, with the lows lasting longer. I have motivation, memory and concentration problems. Kind of a shithead. I'm very nervous and insecure about my body, and have experienced social exclusion most of my life. I can fray apart into bizarre behavior sometimes. I'm lonely even if I've just been with someone because I don't feel connected. Stress is maxed out half the time.

>what are you looking for?
People with advice, or who have an interest in talking to me. It doesn't matter who you are, I'm pretty accepting. Just remember my flighty social nature, and don't take it personally if I go quiet. Open to romance I guess.

>post hobbies or interests
Video games, /tg/, wandering nature or cities, road trips, books, galleries/museum/history, diy craft like candlemaking, cooking, dance, acting.

>what your usual day consists of
Work, eat, watch a youtube lecture, sleep. Music, reading, coffee, tea, or laying around watching shows.

>contact
I'll post if there's interest or you can respond with yours.

>pic
Privately.

>>24690903
Proud of you. Here's a (You)

>>24690903
don't be a faggot.

>a/s/l
30/m/eu
>why?
> i feel like shit, im extremely lonely, i live with my mom, i dont have any friends anymore, i think im borderline
>what are you looking for?
female internet friend with big problems
>what your usual day consists of
8 hours of work, then at home internet, games, cigarettes and weed, sleep, repeat
>contact
mariusz88702

>a/s/l
21 M France not Paris
>why?
I'm on a one year streak of constant rejection. I would try anything.
>what are you looking for?
I don't even know, I'm experimenting
>post hobbies or interests
Sound technician, obviously music, cinema, DIY, stuff...
>what your usual day consists of
If I have something to do outside I do it, otherwise I'm on the internet doing pointless stuff like posting on 4chan
>contact
kik : Namorg
>pic
No I'm a boring 6/10

>>24693029
trust me, you don't.

male

malkaviuso

>>24690503
Hope I'm not too late. I usually don't go out of my way to make a kik but you sound cool so...

gatesofdawn is my kik, hope to hear from you soon!

>>24700328
nope.

trust me. i do.

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>>24698345
>tfw sent her an email
>she deletes it

Question for girls ITT with BPD: what do you do when a guy directly calls you out on your shit? I do this with a girl I'm seeing who seems BPDish and she'll get her act together and stop pulling bullshit (for her it's being flakey due to weird trust issues). I'm legit angry when I do call her out and she knows it, too. I don't like using anger as a relationship management tool but it works so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>24695059
Don't know if you are still hanging but - wowohwowee

>>24700102
Looks like we're one in the same
SC: DanJei
Kik: DanJeiii

>>24690078
>a/s/l
28 M NJ
>why?
I'm 4/10, maybe 5/10 if someone is being generous.
>what are you looking for?
A girl that would be down to play video games/watch shows and not make stuff up in her mind that aren't true.
>post hobbies or interests
Vidya, Anime, Driving, Music (with story) or that sounds nice and getting competetive in things I enjoy.
>what your usual day consists of
Work->Shopping a bit -> home improvement if needed->internet
>contact
Cirnobyl#2638
>pic
Rather try to go the route of enjoying each other's company first.

>>24701176
>A girl that would be down to play video games/watch shows and not make stuff up in her mind that aren't true.

A boy then

>>24701325
Right, but in a girl body I guess. d:

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>a/s/l
20/M/Washington State
>why?
Bad childhood in combination of always being mentally ill and just strange
>what are you looking for?
Probably someone who's deep down a nihilist like me but struggling(or not trying) wants to try to care about certain things and find some sort of feeling of content despite how small it might be
>post hobbies or interests
I like going for walks and watching animals. Watch anime or tv. Music, playing instruments
>what your usual day consists of
Working and then staring at my phone until I sleep and repeat
>contact
(253) 376 (6322)
>pic

>a/s/l
24/M/New Jersey
>why?
Because no girl with anything above "low" standards would want anything to do with me.
>what are you looking for?
I would like to try having a relationship with a girl
>post hobbies or interests
Vidya, reading, travel, outdoor activities
>what your usual day consists of
Playing some kind of game with my friends online, work. If I'm somewhere interesting and have some time off I'll check out nearby museams or historical sites
>contact
Kik: jmfit01
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/captain-calamity
>pic
Maybe if there's interest

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>>24690078

>a/s/l
25/m/twin cities, usa

>why?
Because I'm a shitty person

>What are you looking for
Girls who are fucked in the head, love being abused, and basically small loli girls who I can toss around

>post hobbies or interests
Does it fucking matter?

>contact
winston_smith_1984
https://fetlife.com/users/3777456

>>24690701
What are you an Angel?
snap me: somenonewho

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>>24690078
>a/s/l
29/bi (mostly grills or convincing CD or trans) TN
>why?
I have no grand life goal, I'm not working my ass off for some amazing career; I just can't bring myself to care enough, I'm more than happy living a basic job, so long as I can afford basic amenities and support my hobbbies
>what are you looking for?
just enough money to live in a comfy apt or small house, a qt grill who is fine with that too
>post hobbies or interests
Basic interests are just vidya, movies and some animu
As far as unique hobbies go, I've been studying arthropods (insects and arachnids) for the past several years as a hobby, so I know spiders and bugs pretty damn well
>what your usual day consists of
Considering I recently got laid off...not much. I wake up really late, play vidya, drink booze, shit like that
>contact
KIK: KeenDreams (I'm not that great at replying immediately, but if I see a new person, I will reply) no BBW pls tho, I'm not into it. And none of those misleading Myspace angles where you look cute but turn out to a blob irl, that's just a shitty thing to do to people

Shit pic is shit, but I don't care enough

>>24692842
>My life sucks ass, ie, I have shrapnel in my chest.
Damn nigga, how did that happen?

>>24693029
My skype is masteridstewart

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18/m/ID
why?
Instabilty is desirable
>what are you looking for?
Girl looking to be loved immensely
>post hobbies or interests
Video games, smoking weed, watching videos
>what your usual day consists of?
Fantasizing over food, eating food, longing for someone to love. Normal stuff
>contact
Kik:chincherinche
>Pic? Yes

>>24690729
Down not across

>>24703775
Are you a potato farmer? And cut/uncut out of curiosity?

>>24690701
Stuck in Ohio as well. What vidya do you play?

>a/s/l
20 / M / WA
>why?
I don't get out much, and want someone like me
>what are you looking for?
someone who, for the most part, would rather sit inside and cuddle than go outside
>post hobbies or interests
Vidya, tabletop, cooking (have a lot to learn about it)
>what your usual day consists of
Class, sit at home on pc/console/ sometimes go to LGS
>contact
>pic
ask for these if you want them

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>a/s/l
22/m/US
>why?
Depressed, not much self confidence. I think I'm fairly decent looking when I'm showered and shaved and all but most days I just feel like shit and can't bear to even think of approaching women.

I'm also pretty introverted and not good at normie stuff
>what are you looking for?
A mommygf that doesn't care that I dropped out of uni and moved back into my mom's basement

Ideally we fall in deep passionate love and get our own place.
>post hobbies or interests
Anime keeps me sedated. Used to be into vidya and wouldn't mind going back (PC master race)
>what your usual day consists of
Wake up, vape reefer, consider the absurdity of life, sedate myself with porn and anime
>contact
kik: dreadlocksamson
>pic
related

>>24704379
21* .-.

afg ?

>>24690078
Ghdhta

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>a/s/l
18/m/ny
>why?
social anxiety and depression
>what are you looking for?
a girl
>post hobbies or interests
vidya, drugs, idk
>what your usual day consists of
vidya, Internet, and depression
>contact
Kik is lukewarmth
>pic
Ask in kik

>a/s/l
19 / M / Venezuela
>why?
I would like to have someone to talk over Skype or anything, just chill out.
>what are you looking for?
A girl that likes to speak about anything
>post hobbies or interests
music mostly, vidya and yt
>what your usual day consists of
playing some guitar, using the pc and walking on the park
>contact
diego-e-loco skype
+58 412 0634324
>pic

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>a/s/l
18/neutral(born male)/east coast usa
>why?
where else will i find someone
>what are you looking for?
anything, from just chilling to relationships
>post hobbies or interests
music, overwatch, driving
>what your usual day consists of
working, playing vidya, listening to music
>contact
Discord: kaimoto#1798

Will this shit ever finish

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>a/s/l
23/m/usually Vancouver
>why?
I'm fat (bmi 30.1) with an overactive sex drive
>what are you looking for?
Female, ideally for fwb, will take casual
>post hobbies or interests
Doing a masters in linguistics atm, love travel, love animals
>what your usual day consists of
Slaving away at another paper, playing games and walking my dog every now and then
>contact
skype is tribalskygod, mention you're from here or I'll assume bot
>pic
related, but I got a beard now

>>24703775
Or you left the thread for good?

>a/s/l
26 male freedomland
>why?
I have autism and I will never work with a normal well-adjusted girl
>what are you looking for?
A clingy sad gf
>post hobbies or interests
Birds, history, miniature gaming
>what your usual day consists of
Looking at birds, studying for no reason, painting minis
>contact
kik is mrdespair1990
skype is mr.bubbles6838
>pic
pffffff