I guess if I don't make these, they just don't get made.

just anyone who has similar interests to me

that's a lot to ask sadly

alive

I am an emotional masochist, I have a sadomasochistic kink and I have a messiah complex. The more broken the girl the better. I think scars are the best. My "type" is a girl who thinks she doesnt need her meds and often forgets to take them.

>>24692172
my own personal slut

dream girl: not ugly, smart, happy is a plus

my dream grill: female, not fat nor skinny, gamer is a plus, has their shit together willing to share a life, not live off me, loyal, sexually active, willing to be active outside of home&do fun activities outside/likes travelling

dream guy: wants sex 3+ times a day. confident. smart. ancap or similar. not meathead.

tfw this somewhat reasonable request is impossible to find.

>>24692356

All the ancaps left the board about 2 years ago or became fascists.

>>24692356
I think I fit this.

>>24692362
yeah this place is commie central these days

>>24692377
kik me? sanguinerebel

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>>24692390

As HHH said, if you want it to work, you have to clean out the trash. Some beliefs are better at that than others.

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>>24692290
i know just how you feel

minus the messiah complex though i'd rather not save anyone

dream guy won't cheat, has a stable life, not obese, and wants to do things with me.

Cute & Not whale
Vegan
Atheist
Housewife

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skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane
skype is preferred but either is ok

>>24692980
please stay on /pol and don't visit other boards. you get so desensitized in your polbubble that when you faggots go on other boards you have no inhibitors as to what triggers you and its fucking annoying. no other board except /mlp and /s4s does that shit

me:
- workaholic; freelancer; very successful business; work from home most of the time
- libertarian but also nationalist
- very broad passion for technology
- love cooking and improving myself

her:
- kind, patient, loyal, honest, reliable, humble
- not a modern day feminist
- stay-at-home type, not overly social
- able to handle being wealthy. don't seek fame.
- looks are not very important

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Me
>female
>KHV
>depressed and social anxiety (like everyone else here)
>agoraphobic
>into vidya and weeb shit
>trying to escape the hikiNEET lifestyle
>the main aspect of my personality is yandere
>extremely clingy
>borderline personality disorder but not taking meds because I hate going to the psychiatrist
>might have potential to be a qt but otherwise I'm a skinny unkempt girl
>sleepy

Him
>male
>not fat
>some sort of mental illness maybe? at least won't think mine are ridiculous
>no special snowflake syndrome though pls
>into gaming or animu or something of that sort
>okay with being obsessed over, or maybe even wants a yandere gf
>honest
>won't cheat (does having this as a requirement even change anything though?)
>okay with being a piece of shit for now, but maybe later in life we can have better lives
>will cuddle when we're having bad days and support each other and it will be a good time

>>24693128
I fit those, though not exactly into weeb stuff but i'm into games. I'm also a bit clingy and depressed

If you are interested add me on kik: atazs
I'm 20 and live in the UK btw

>>24693128
You sound like the perfect match. I'd love to have a clingy, yandere cutie all to myself. I don't personally have a mental illness, but I am a bit of a antisocialite. I'm also more into gaming, kinda fell out of anime, but maybe you can share your favorites? If you wanna talk, skype is rest.now1

Me
>20, 6'3, white, chubby (not obese), brown hair bluish-green eyes. Big everything (hands, feet, etc)
>deadpan dry sense of humor, can be pretty dark, like to make self deprecating jokes all the time
>working retail whilst going to school online since i'm too introverted and awkward for real school
>loyal, honest, nice, respectful, reliable, empathetic. Etc. I won't cheat or anything like that because of past experiences
>Into gaming, basketball, collecting coins/stamps, amusement parks, fishing, and shooting guns occasionally.
>Love pets, have 2 cats, a hamster, and a dog.

Her
>physical features don't actually matter too much. Don't be obese, have decent-size tits and ass. I prefer white/asian women. Nice lips is really good. Prefer shorter than me (not hard to do) ideally around 5'3 to 5'6
>Just be loyal, honest, caring, and generally a good person. I am these things myself so this isn't unreasonable
>Have some sort of plan in life. School, work, anything.
>Prefer 18-24.
>Like pets.
>Have at least one similar interest with me.
>Location doesn't matter. If you're around me (Indiana) it would be cool. But not necessary.

it doesnt matter the gender i just want someone who wont leave me

why do losers respond to this shit

lmao you won't find your ideal guy/girl because you're all most likely ugly with lackluster personalities and super high standards and will never settle for what you actually deserve

>>24693462

You are a beautiful person anon, no matter who hurts you, you will always find acceptance here. Just remember, it cant rain all the time.

>>24693466
my tears replace the rain in its absence.

>>24693128
I am >>24692436

pls respond

>>24693462
Whoa I met my ideal mate in one of these threads, it's just that they didn't see me the same way...

>>24692436

Fuck off Vyro you got like 4 new orbiters last thread you don't need anymore

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Her.

Really a girl who's
>shy
>slightly clingy
>likes geeky stuff, happy to play vidya or Dungeons and Dragons
>would enjoy traveling and going on long hikes or camping trips
>genuinely loves me and loves spending time with me
>conservative
>saving herself for marriage (yes, I'm fully awake that it's THE CURRENT YEAR)

>>24693606
>orbiters
>>>/r9k/
i want even friends you stupid faggot, and female friends at least won't betray me and fuck the girl i like

i really hope you kill yourself unironically

>>24693128
>KHV
didn't recognize acronym
googled it
>Kissless-Huggless-Virgin
and
>Fish Herpes - Koi herpes virus

> Yandere
sorry not a fan of yandere

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Me
>male, blonde, blue eyes, 19, 5'9''
>v
>bpd, social anxiety and insomania caused by anxiety
>into /fit/ness, vidya, reading, being comfy, aaand romantic movies, i love it, because you can let go of your feelings and flush out
>trying to get into anime
>trying my hardest not to let the anxiety fuck me up too bad
>trying to keep my shit in check mate by lifting, instead of taking medicine
>trying to not let anything get in way of education
>my favorite weather is rain

her/him
>feminine either way
>into comfy stuff like reading, running together would be cool or maybe even lifting, cuddling, watching romantic movies
>really just anyone who could light my day up, theres nothing better
>someone who wont judge if you are having a bad day or have to vent, everyone has bad days and could use a shoulder from time to time

ask for contact

>>24693890
>ask for contact
oh nvm, going to bed, or at least trying to .__.
throwaway: [email protected]

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Looking for a man who can help me with bills and be a good daddy to me :) not a poor one please

kik: juliesarah1995

>>24693128
Please hmu, we could be happy
>GStoka on Skype or kik

>>24693128

Welp I have depression and severe generalized anxiety disorder. Does that count as mental illnesses? Also I'm not fat, but I'm not fit either.

I don't really mind about borderline. I just want someone to like me and to cuddle with, and maybe play games together. I don't mind being obsessed over, I just want someone to like me and to enjoy somethings with. I feel so lonely all the time. I'm a KHV too.

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>>24693016
>you get so desensitized in your polbubble that when you faggots go on other boards you have no inhibitors as to what triggers you and its fucking annoying.
>ou have no inhibitors as to what triggers you
>triggers

Me
>20 male
>white
>i live in the UK
>skinny
>kinda feminine looking with long hair and a small build
>fluent in two languages
>like travelling, history, programming, reading, writing, gaming, airsoft
>kind, loyal and honest
>romantic and intimate, love cuddling
>khv
>shy and kind of submissive
>currently working and studying in college
>decent amount of money
>no tattoos, piercings, i don't drink or smoke either
>don't like anime but i wouldn't mind watching some with someone
>bit clingy
>no mental illnesses

Her:
>18-22
>white
>lives in the UK
>not chubby or fat
>not a total weeb
>loyal and honest, won't cheat
>knows what she wants in life
>dominant personality
>kinky
>not very experienced sexually
>likes travelling and will travel with me
>clingy
>shy
>not really outgoing
>doesn't use social media
>likes gaming or at least tolerates them
>wouldn't mind a relationship

Kik: atazs

>>24693128
>>24693680

How yandere are we talking, exactly?

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Me
>19/Male
>East Coast USA
>6'3, Curly black hair, brown eyes
>Egyptian so I'm not white white but not dark enough to get any scholarships
>Know arabic and english, kinda sorta know spanish a little.
>First year uni student studying comp sci
>Spends time playing vidya/graphic design/finding music
>Starting to read again, just finished Kafka on the Shore
>Naturally shy but still know how to talk to people like a real human bean.
>Into Indie Trash (http://www.last.fm/user/surrealdelight)
>Favorite movies are The Revenant, The Martian, Interstellar, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>Favorite TV Shows are Scrubs, The Office, Mr. Robot, Lost, Rick and Morty, and House MD
>Always try to help out my friends the best I can
>Depresso but not a total downer about it
>There for you when you need it, I always want to make sure you're doing okay

Her
>Looks aren't too big of a deal for me, just don't be obese and take care of yourself
>18-23
>Light Hearted/Funny, knows how to make me laugh
>shut-in/introverted/shy (doesn't have to be all 3)
>Enjoys spending time with me
>Music is a must. They don't have to necessarily be the same taste as mine but still. Music is bueno.
>Clingy maybe? The idea of a clingy gf makes me happy.

Skype: Lantonor
Kik: ionphiare
Email: [email protected]

Hit me the heck up ladies.

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ME
>21/ Male
>Is into eurobeat(a lot) Vaporwave,Futurewave, funkwave, and likes every music but metal
>Loves videogames and loves retro-games even more so.
>likes computers and tech stuff
>Likes 80s, retro-stuff, aesthetics
>Clingy
>Lots of time to give attention
>Talkative if the person reciprocates properly. Shy but tryign to fix it.
>average-chubby build
>Short hair, Dark, Brown eyes
>im into anime but haven´t watched much, know plenty of series though

YOU::
>Female (Obviously)
>Around same age
>Hopefully into some of my music genres
>Ideally into videogames or into retro stuff
>willing to share interest with me and viceversa
>is clingy, constantly talking
>needy, Needs attention constantly or regularly
>Average to chubby build
>height not important
>Glasses (this is VERY important)
>Bangs, Himecut, Long hair, preferably black hair.
>Will bother me for attention
>Is into anime to a certain degree
>knows 4chan antics
>doesnt browse /pol/ or /mu/

I guess thats about it.

Kik: Zetamaniac
Discord: Zetamaniac#5942

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ME ( pic related )
>18 yo
>4'9
>french ( i shower 2 times a day and shave )
>love metal
>love video games
>huge sense of humor
>love cinema
>plays drums, guitar, bass and piano
>homebody
>really funny
>don't care about anything
>want to do a fookin roadtrip
>eccentric

HIM
>older
>funny
>nice and sweet
>protect me

>>24694371
>>love metal
>>love video games
>>huge sense of humor
>>plays drums, guitar, bass and piano
>>homebody
>>really funny
>>don't care about anything
>>want to do a fookin roadtrip
>>eccentric
Did someone grow you in a lab with me in mind?

>HIM
>>older
25
>>funny
I'd like to think so
>>nice and sweet
Yup
>>protect me
I can do that.

Unfortunately i'm in the US and don't speak a lick of French. You still up to chat? If so just name your contact method of choice and i'll post my name.

>>24694437
You're trying too hard lad

>>24693128
Kik is mrdespair1990 PLEASE BE WAIFU
I HAVE ALL THINGS

>>24693930
i always wondered why you write the dates like a europoor while claiming you're from Cali. Not to mention the fact multiple people have said you're a scammer.

>>24694085
what's your kik?

>>24694583
No, you are

Me
20/f/us
Nice
Shy and introverted
A virgin
Also ugly
But very sweet and an artist
Submissive
Internally dramatic
My perfect mate:
Middle aged
Nice to me
I'm a sucker for British accents
Isn't a porn or /soc/ addict
Patient, sweet, and romantic with me if he likes me
Just like in the movies
Not really into videogames
Might want to take my virginity
Not too prideful
I dont mind if he's ugly
Preferably not experienced with girls my age

Me
>24
>Houston
>Speak Spanish aswell
>Plays League, Hearthstone, CSGO
>5'10 237 pounds(I've lost 33 pounds since August and the idea is to keep going)
>Likes Chatting on Skype/Kik and generally just getting to know people
>Skype
Willie04221
>Kik
DaWulf

Her
>19+
>Likes to talk
>Any shape/size
>I've always found Scene/Gothy type of girls very pretty so it'd be nice to actually be able to chat with one
>Preferably likes to play games as well
> Willing to eventually talk on skype by voice at least.

>>24695278
>Might want to take my virginity
You're going to be swarmed by thirsty neckbeards. Just a heads up.

Realistically? A cute-faced chubby or even fat girl who likes to cuddle and isn't a judgmental tumblrite with an off-color sense of humor like mine. She'd also be really casual around me and we'd give whatever we try to get each other into a chance like movies, shows, maybe even sexy stuff. I'd like to cook for her all the time too.

Y'know going back and reading it doesn't sound too realistic given the girls I've met

>>24695108

Mine is Alpacatail38

>>24695320
I hope not

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Me:
>22/ male
>short (5'6)
>slightly chubby
>average looks wise
>outdoorsy
>nerdy
>cooking
>Tv and Films
>follows politics (I can keep it to myself though)
>techy
>caring and affectionate
>overlooked 99% of the time
>work full time and want to start making a better life for myself
>overall pathetic and alone

Her:
>shorter than me
>average looks wise (or better but unlikely)
>average weight-chubby
>enjoys at least some similar activities
>wouldn't mind getting spoiled every now and then
>bonus points if you can cook better than me
>bonus points if you dress like a hipster
>bonus points if you live close by

>>24695362
Neckbeards are after a virgin, above all else. I assume their mentality is that virgins will be completely clueless, and not know their dick is too small, they're terrible at sex, etc. It's a blank slate protecting them from their own mediocrity.

In the future, maybe don't mention being a virgin unless you meet someone with the potential to be a decent guy. It'll just net you a lot more shitty results on a site that's already full of them.

>>24695401
Thanks for the heads up. I guess the list was really ideal, and I don't expect anyone to live up to my actual standards. You're right actually, I'm too good for this.

Me
>Female 23 years old
>158cm
>Average/ borderline chub
>Masters student in biology
>Loves animals, hiking, being outdoors
>loves old sci-fi movies and cuddling
>can be a bit clingy depending on the person
>Is a workaholic but tries to make time for fun

Him
>skinny
>preferably short as well,but not necessary
>likes being outdoors/ animals
>likes science
>is kind of clingy without being over-bearing
>likes to stay in and cuddle but is still capable of going out
>Is okay with me working all the time
>I have a bit of a thing for virgins

>>24695441
See >>24693890
U can kik me if interested
>hurtigbriller

Me
>21/male/PA
>average/dad build
>""masculine""
>bearded
>relaxed, easy going
>film lover (horror, experimental, anything really)
>cooking
>music production
>uni senior
>into playing basketball, running
>animal lover (shelter volunteer/part time vegetarian ;) )
>beer drinker

Her
>18-25 y/o
>any location
>average build
>has passion/working towards a goal
>sense of humor, enjoys just fucking around
>enjoys drinking, at least socially
>likes watching movies
>will skype call with me

reply w/ contact or just ask and i'll post

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What I want.
>girl
> some one within a year or 2 of my age. (18-22) prefured
>some one who likes Vida games, memes, animu, doing kid shit even though we're adults.
>some one who is just cute as fuck. Not like 10/10 hot. I mean is adorable and dose or dosnt know it.
>plays tcgs would be cool too.
>religious is and isn't important. Like I want some one to bring home to the family.
Me
>6' even
>aryan. (Blond hair and blue eyes)
>into animu but not a total fucking weeb
>sporty, I really liked wrestling and try to workout when I can
>not an Adonis, no abs but I'm not a lard or a ham planet.
>my humor is like cards against humanity, but poorly timed.
>I'm a ferm believer of the absence stuff. It's mostly so that I'm not cheating on a future spouse.
Hmu on my kik Brockdow

>>24695441
>Bio
>old scifi

Perfect. Please tell me you like old sitcoms as well.

>dream girl

anyone with a functioning vagina

>dream guy

taller than me and white

>>24695441
>>24695873
Also I'm
>bio major
>skinny
>mexican American
>short
>introverted
Idk how to sell myself very well. If you are interested kik me? Kik:finitenight

me
>f/20/us
>chubby
>is very short
>white
>can be very shy if i dont really know someone
>otherwise I like to go and can be somewhat outgoing and talkative
>I like hiking, cycling, swimming, and alot of other outdoorsy type stuff
>despite being overweight im pretty into health stuff
>very artistic, i make all da arts
>into trivia, music, and movies
>open minded
>i like to try new stuff
>im usually a pretty laid back individual
>highkey kinky on the low
>i collect old things and rocks
>kind of a sarcastic asshole

HIM:
>is also kind of a sarcastic asshole
>funny and goofy
>has a nerdy side
>bodytype and ethnicity arent really all that important to me
>doesnt care that im not a coolio gamer girl but will play with me sometimes
>outgoing and extroverted
>loud and slightly obnoxious
>gregarious (i have to be coaxed out of my shell)
>likes to go out and do things, I want someone who can keep up with me as well as help me get out and do more
>doesnt have to share all my interest but someone who is interested in learning more about mine and teaching me about theirs
>dominant
>also kinky af
bonus points if youre:
>tall
>have freckles
>are in a band
>have long hair

>>24695883
hello post kik or skype

>>24695876
>has functioning vagina

forgot about boypussies, functioning boypussies are cool too

>>24695883
You sound nice. How chubby are you?

>>24695890
hello give me yours

>>24695903
I dont know man its subjective but if youre picky dont even worry about it

>>24695926
Kik is kdallas007

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Me
>29
>Pennsylvania
>6 feet tall
>employed
>sarcastic/dry sense of humor
>empathetic, caring, and loyal
>good listener
>kinky (Dom)
>loves metal, video games, and watching B-movies (watch redlettermedia with me)
>loves animals, cooking, gardening, and playing guitar mediocrely
>ancap

Her
>makes me laugh/gets my humor
>is able to communicate her feelings
>empathetic, caring, and loyal
>relatively emotionally stable
>has somewhat similar tastes
>kinky (sub)
>preferably shorter and younger
>nice curves (not a huge deal though)

Contact
kik - rawfulz
skype - yaobling1

>>24694371
>>24695883
You sound nice.

>>24695405

Where are you?

>>24695883
You sound pretty damn great. Where in the US are you?

>>24696102
Upstate NY here

>>24695410
Neckbeard here. For me it's because I grew up in a Christian household and was taught that sex is something only to be enjoyed between married, loving couples. What I saw in the church community was lasting, loving, beautiful marriages, so I think they're on to something and still hold myself to that standard. I see it as being faithful to your partner even before you met.

>>24696259
So you're still a Christian?

>>24695410
Sorry to break it to you but men prefer virgins for long term commitment. This is just as true of highly desirable men as it is of neckbeards. Sure non virgins are fine for casual fun or hookups and sure there are some men you can browbeat and shame into accepting your used up holes but deep down, almost all men on an instinctual level want a virgin if it's for commitment. It has nothing to do with insecurity. It's that if you have a deep emotional attachment to a girl, it will enrage you to you think of any other men touching her.

>>24696660
>if you have a deep emotional attachment to a girl, it will enrage you to you think of any other men touching her

Mate that's jealousy, not "deep emotional attachment"

I see that for you love = possession

>>24696672
Do you not realize that girls like feeling like they belong to their man? Also, riddle me this, imagine you deeply care about a girl, then imagine her with some other guy's cock down her throat, are you really going to claim you're not bothered the slightest by that?

>>24696686
>Do you not realize that girls like feeling like they belong to their man?
No, I'm a girl and I don't realize that in the slightest. That's not true for me or any of my friends.

>are you really going to claim you're not bothered the slightest by that?
The only time thinking about my partner's previous partners bothered me was when I got insecure about my body. Other than that, not really.

According to you: women are naturally submissive, jealousy and feelings of possessions are a big part of loving someone, and there is also no difference between sex and love.
You're really creepy my dude.

>>24696336
It's weird. I kind of want to be, but I don't think I can because of doubt and how shitty of a person I am.

>>24695441
If you have kik, you can find me @ buttsmackenzie

>>24693128
I'd post my contact here but I'm too embarrassed, you already have a ton of other guys contacting you, and I'm no good

>>24693890
bumping o__o

A women who is horny all the time and likes to experiment with new sexual things, the kinkier the better. Kik conmann6000 25 m

>>24697491
I am looking for someone who is no good though

me:
20/f/us
in college
pretty ambitious
feminist
has very few interests from years of depression
trying very hard to be positive
rambles a lot, could probably have a conversation with myself
wants to be an anime catgirl
usually wearing cozy clothes and no makeup because i don't have the motivation to look good
likes wholesome memes and positive influences in my life

him:
older than or same age as me
5'11 or taller
not fat
has a job or is in college
likes to be called daddy in bed
will teach me how to play dota
supports me and my all my ambitions
is really smart
thinks of me as equal to him, not lesser
tells me about his day

>>24697524
You're not looking for someone who's no good. It's that someone who is no good has no room to judge you because they're fucked up too and they don't have a lot of options as far as cheating goes. You would jump ship in an instant from someone no good if someone good showed up who didn't judge you and wouldn't cheat.

>>24697535
i also forgot to add he'd ideally be a liberal as well

>>24695441
Kik me! I love old scifi, hikes, cuddling, and dinosaurs.

caseelocc

>>24697524
On a side note, where are you from?

>>24697537
Is the college necessary? I am employed but haven't entered uni yet for various reasons. I'm also just shy of 5'11".

If cool, Kik me here >>24697545

me
>21/m/europe
>178cm
>i might be a big guy
>brown hair/green eyes
>i care about my hygiene very much.
>nature, sports (rock climbing, hiking, fitness, skiing), traveling, photography, music, art, fashion.
>My sport is my essence i need it as much as my music.
>Work in a fitness part time while studying fulltime.
>As fedora as it may sound a little bit oldschooly about behaviour i care a lot about how i treat other people.
>im intrested in many things and get interested very easy.
>romantic....
>i love deep movies like cloud atlas, the tree of life, there will be blood....
>no smoking, no drugs only a bit of alcohol i take my nutrition very serious.
>very ambitious about my career and dreams.
>extrovert mostly

her
>18-23
>idc about height
>sporty, this is the most important i hate grills who are lazy and dont want to have some adventures.
>Same interests would be nice but if you dont have them atleast be open for new stuff. :)
>be grounded about your life i dont like clueless people.
>dont say you cant, there is really nothing holding you back.
>dont be a child. ;)
>loving, sweet, you know theses little things like just remember things i like etc.
>drugs are okay, just dont be addicted and down all the time.
>funny. :)
>dont smoke i really dont like it.
>be open about what you like and what you dont like, tell me what you want!
>have that fire in your soul i love it when you have that little special feel.

If you would like to get to know me a little bit more im open for some chattings just write me, always happy to meet new people.

kik: Shitpostizmadude

>>24697535
Kik me ma'am
zero..x

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Me:
>20 M | 5"10 Skinny
>Introverted homebody
>Mainly listen to folk punk, black metal, J-Pop, and noizu
>Very romantic, touchy, and committed
>Fucking weeabo, though I'm not obnoxious about it. I also want to start cosplaying
>Loves /vr/ and /tg/ shit
>very clumsy and I laugh a lot
>drawfag
>Not a virgin but not really sexperienced either

Her:
>Similar interests
>Lefty/ liberal but not a man hating SJW
>Hasn't slept around a lot (not being a virgin is okay)
>Romantic, touchy, and committed
>Introverted, shy
>also browses imageboards (not just /soc/)

If you are interested at all
Discord: Poe#6100
Skype: nonefriendly

okay she's taller than me, not tough to do as I'm 5'2''. she's got to be gay, that's a definite. She's sort of soft buff, think Zarya. But she's way less butch than Zarya, she's got very long hair, it's beautiful. It's a natural color.

I think my dream life with her would be in a small house, by the sea in some rainy land. We work from home, home school our children. Every morning we take a walk on the beach together, with our children and our large dog of some kind. Whenever we want to take our children on a field trip, we can just go. We travel everywhere together and I die before she does.

>>24697524
I'm literally all your criteria. Plus i'm a shitty human being!

My skype is Captain Pl4nt if you can be assed.

>>24697535
all this sounds good, kik magisterious

>>24697535
I'm one inch off lethal but I can teach you how to play dota, though I think with 7.00, everyone is learning it from scratch again lol.
I'm 23, full time employed, I do dig the whole.daddy thing haha, my kid is antigachi if you're interested. Also I'm asian, just a side note.

Me:
>female
>shortish
>skinny
>strawberry blonde, brown eyes, white
>sadgirl?
>sexual drive changes from 0 to 100
>artistic, likes learning about stuff
>musician
>virgin
>shy
>might be an aspie lol
you (this is ideally, not everyone gets what they want)
>dark hair
>white to tanish (not black sry)
>taller than me
>smells nice
>likes to cuddle
>not clingy
>won't hurt me emotionally
>okay with my emotions
>accents that aren't american are cute
>not high maintenance
>good at convo keeping

>>24698618
Hey, it's that rare time that I match almost everything. Not that you'd know if it's rare or not, since I could just be another random dude with no standards.

Technically a Canadian accent does exist and it's certainly not American. I'm not sure if I count as clingy or not. I'm somewhere in between. Which is a good place to be.

wanna chat?

>>24698641
sure! I'm not putting my contact details up so I don't get spammed, would you? I use Skype

>>24696241
im not very close ): but we can still kik if you like

>>24698618
I seem to match and I love your self description...have a preferred age range?

>>24698618

hey hit me up

skype- rebreaded

Me:
>20/M
>Ontario, Canada
>White
>5'8"
>Athletic/ottermode/runner's build
>Long, brown hair
>Green eyes
>Police Studies major
>Serious personality, but it's very easy to make me smile and laugh
>Unreasonably loyal to my friends
>Blunt and cynical sense of humour
>Extremely level-headed and patient
>People always think I'm being sarcastic
>Strong moral center, integrity is very important to me
>Biggest hobbies are comic books and Lego
>Mostly a hip-hop fan, with some r&b and classic rock sprinkled in there
>Enormous passion for movies, television, and acting
>High sex drive, and I love the small stuff like kissing, cuddling, holding hands, etc.
>I don't judge people based on things they can't control

Her:
>Somewhere in the 18-25 range
>Height doesn't matter, although I do like tall girls
>Anything from athletic to skinny to chubby/thick, I fucking love women's bodies
>Supportive, takes as much of an interest in my hobbies as I can with hers
>Honest
>Knows how to banter
>Enjoys/should be prepared for spontaneous kisses
>Willing to share her darker feelings/desires
>Not afraid of her sexuality
>Considers spending quiet time together cuddling, watching movies, etc. a perfectly fine idea for a date
>Ambition isn't a huge thing for me, but she should have some way to support herself (job or schooling)
>If you're into drinking casually or in excess, then we'll get along just fine

Skype: nikolaj.griffin
Snapchat: nikolajgriffin
Kik: Niko.G13

>>24697535
I don't do dota, but heros of the storm is cool to me.

>>24698656
magnusterious

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My dream woman:
Lives in Georgia
Black
Taller than 5ft
Has a body like the pic
Cute face
Has all of her teeth
Doesn't smoke or do drugs
Isn't a slut
STD free
Mentally Stable/Able Bodied
Isn't covered in piercings and tattoos
Gamer/Nerd/Metalhead
Gentle Domme
Doesn't shave, or wear makeup/perfume
Is an Oreo(Speaks English well and isn't into urban culture)
Anti-Feminist
#AllLivesMatter or #NoLivesMatter

My Kik: VidyaViking

I'm flexible on race

Me:
>mixed-mexican, black, puerto rican
>detail orientated
>Marijuana enthusiast
>metal and hardcore
>vidya (offline cause no wifi)
>down to earth
>love talking about weird alien stuff
>enjoy learning

Her:
>open minded
>chill
>not overweight, thicc is cool

Hmu on kik. :p
Killa_220

>>24694371
Your mentioned conditions are beeing fulfilled. Tell me if you visit this year's Wacken too

>>24698618
Are you from central Europe?

Me:
>male
>6'0
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>dominant
>between average and fit since I'm a boxer and into weight lifting. I'm naturally thickly built but go long periods of being lazy and not wanting to workout
>introverted but I get on with people fine
>a little emotionally and mentally unstable
>likes gaming and anime but barely plays/watches much anymore
>conservative

Her:
>short
>skinny
>submissive
>introverted homebody
>shy and generally sweet
>maybe suffers from depression or anxiety issues
>tomboy or generally doesn't like wearing much makeup
>emotional and clingy

>>24698618
You match pretty well so far, kik- wowohwowee

>>24698957
i tried hots and the fact that you have to purchase heroes sucks

>>24694371
Musician
21
Fucking adore cinema and all the art that surrounds it
My Kik is wowohwowee, try it

>female
>20s
>7ish when not disgusting and with makeup idk according to rate threads
>black hair and eyes
>have some sort of illness I guess but I can't tell what
>hate myself
>think I'm disgusting on every level
>have no desire
>miserable most of time
>confused

>>24701184
this doesn't seem like the right format for the thread, I am confuse

>>24701162
where are you from?

>>24701184
Do you have kik

>dominant
>fat
>big tits (bonus for lacating, extra bonus for wearing cow print)
That's it.

Ladies...

>>24695278
Kik?

>>24701242
Cuck

>>24700869
how do you know?

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>>24693128
Male with high functioning autism. Very into weeb shit and vidya. Yandere is a plus, as sin controlling. Let's snuggle and touch each other a little. Kik is biffmcgheek

>>24701155
Tru. Like 90% of the time they have alot of heros available for promoting people trying them to then buy them isn't a bad idea to keep bad players from playing heros too hard for them.
> I low key suck ass at the lost vikings, but I still bought them so I could try them because bliz wouldn't alla any one to try them free.

>>24692200
What your interests?

>>24698618
found your dream guy yet?

Me :
20/M/France
1m97 154 pounds
brown hair and beard
-Alway try to be nice, love hug and chill
-Love metal music but i'm open with the other style like rap or electro
-Enjoy be outside, in wood or mountain
-I also like festivals
-I pratice slackline when i go outdoor
-Don't smoke, just drink and sometime drug (weed)


Her:
Age between 18-25
-Prefer white girl
-With passion i can support
-Calm

Skype: carmeau1
Kik: Utulululu

Me
>20/M/Cascadia USA
> 6'1 about 170lb
>dirty blonde (has been slowly getting darker since puberty)
>pretty lazy, but I'm working on it
>like to cook, but still have a lot to learn about it
>kinda clingy

Her
>pale
>lighter than me
>freckles are cute
>would rather stay in and cuddle than go out
>can be patient with me
>also kinda clingy
And I'd really like a girl who would play MtG with me, seriously, that'd be awesome if I met a girl who was as good at me at magic (I'm not a pro or anything mind you)

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Me
>21/M
>190 cm
>88kg
>first years cs student
>social anxiety, depression
>studying isnt going very well
>clingy af
>submissive
>spend my days playing vidya
>leave the apartment once a week or so
>I want to cuddle and feel safe
>been told I look cute

Her
>around my age, a bit older preferably
>not over or underweight
>dominant
>cool with staying home
>would go explore the outside world with me every now and then
>loves giving (head scratches) and receiving lots of affection

>>24701184
You hate yourself
I hate myself
Let's talk
kik: Utulululu
Skype: carmeau1

my dream guy would have to be
>chubby ish (10 or 15 lbs overweight nothing else)
>taller than me (im 5'4)
>doesnt mind me being somewhat clingy
>will play games with me
>shows me off
>not overly sexual or underly sexual
>spends a lot of time with me but doesnt neglect his friends
>comforts me
i'm glad i have most of this in my boyfriend

>>24692436
just a question but, is your name Arta, i think i may know you.

>>24703978
>>24703721

>>24704020
hm?

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>>24703832
can you teach me mtg?

i don't have any freckles though :( i wish

>>24704043
I'd be happy to teach you
Are you in cascadia?
Contact?

>>24704050
i have literally no idea what cascadia is so that's a no lmao

ok after a quick google search i've concluded i done fucked up because i'm literally on the other side of the country oops shit sorry ;_;

>>24704057
It's ok, I should've specified, only people who live in Cascadia ever know it as that

Still, you should play mtg if you are interested
Go find an LGS, most of them are staffed by friendly people (in my experience anyway)

>>24703978
also
me
>5'4
>extremely pale (due to my mother and fathers ginger genes and that i'm slightly anaemic)
>faded red hair (dyed)
>slightly overweight but not grossly
>enjoys vidya and enjoys cooking for people
>somewhat clingy and prone to jealousy
>political views are mostly alt right
>very introverted but if im with people im comfortable with im mostly cheery happy etc
>i enjoy a range of music including xiu xiu, grimes, blank banshee, animal collective and i'll listen to almost anything

>>24704063
>"political views are mostly alt right"
welp, half of this site is abt to throw itself at you bc of that line alone

i wish you luck in handling all the attention lmao

>>24704033
Maybe i don't fit ?

>>24704072
oh, im not looking for someone who fits :)

>>24704079
ho ok :)
So we can talk :)
Add me

>>24704084
no :)

>>24704087
:(
OK ^^

>>24698618
hey if you're still around i'm cool i swear
my skype's mellow_station

>>24696763
Doubt svc believing that you're a miserable sinner are the cornerstones of Christianity. I mean, if you were raised a Christian you'd know that.

My perfect girlfriend would:
>Keep fit. Be motivated to have a healthy body
>Come to the gym with me, but not actually work out with me. Just be gym buddies, but do our own shit (I don't expect her to spot me, it'd be unrealistic).
>Would 420 with me once every few months for cheat days and general chillage
>Have her own interests. I like video games, and I like people who like video games, but I wouldn't want to drown my girlfriend by sharing every single hobby
>Not have any mental issues. Sick of anxiety this, depression that, let me just pop some pills shit.
>Be into cuddles, snuggles, hand-holding - all gay shit basically.
>Mostly submissive in bed. Enjoys being choked/hair being pulled, but not to an extreme (nothing like punching or any of that). Switches it up rarely for teasing purposes, but only to coax sexual aggression out of me
>Enjoys giving head
>Enjoys getting head
>Be as clingy as I am
>Be as verbally affectionate as she is physically, but still be able to chat shit and bants

DGAF:
>Music - can listen to pretty much anything
>Height - whatever
>Intro/extrovert

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>>24693128

hey i saw your post and was wondering if you felt like chatting abit?

i came out a long distance relationship for over 8 months were she basically just left me for no reason.
so now im beyond lonely too and feel depressed nonstop.

im deep into vidya and weeb shit too.
and i love yandere's personally.
i just see it as a way where someone cares about unlike anyone else.
i just want someone i can give love too and be by her side nonstop.
and i would try my best to maker her happy.

add me on skype if you want: 3picSexyCalvin

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Me
>20/M
>normal/chubby
>Clingy
>Geeky/Nerdy and like everything in that direction
>loves to make people laugh
>has sort of a dark humor
>game most of my day
>loves cuddling
>really dirty/kinky but at the same time not
>would do my best in making the other happy
>always honest

Her
>female
>around my age
>is smaller than 180cm
>is also really clingy
>loves cuddling too
>wants to spend time with me nonstop
>loves my jokes or loves to laugh
>introverted
>honest
>spends most of her time playing vidya or watching animoo
>nerdy or geeky too

>>24704432
You seem cool desu

>>24704925
thank you ^^

>>24705060
Not need :)

>>24693128
my kik is th0rnmail

let's be terrible together and try to be better. if one of the fifty million guys haven't already

>>24705486
Ok

Thick ass and decent face, down to trip on some acid with me, and she isnt a slut

>>24704432
Me

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>>24705935
ok

>>24696739
You're can browbeat a few men but it won't work on a large enough scale to help you. Fat acceptance didn't work. Slut acceptance won't either. To use your own dichotomy, sluts can get sex but not love for the most part. Feel free to disagree further, I'll sit back and let reality make my case for me.

>>24693128
Hey, Yandere girl, you're perfect and i might be perfect for you.
Kik aniggernamedbob?

me
>20/m/uk
>kinda attractive face maybe, i think perhaps
>blond hair, blue eyes, like 5'9" ish i guess
>studying computing at university
>really into music lately, tryna discover new stuff
>recently got a turntable because i'm a massive hipster student faggot i guess
>enjoy just chilling out listening to albums, watching shit on netflix, playing guitar or playing games
>generally chilling out
>introverted
>used to be PAINFULLY shy, but built up confidence over time and now am fairly competent when it comes to socialising. feels good man
>super relaxed about stuff, like so much so that when i meet new people they later tell me that they thought i was always slightly stoned, despite me never having smoked

her
>close to my age i guess
>i'm not that fussed about appearance
>appreciates comfort
>someone to chill with while watching shit or whatever
>maybe while just staring out the window watching it rain or some gay shit like that. that'd be nice
something like >>24693128 sounds pretty nice - ">will cuddle when we're having bad days and support each other and it will be a good time"
>into music preferably, maybe even plays an instrument

I'm a boring girl looking for a boring guy.
I like animals and cute things. I'm not very smart, sorry, but I know how to cook and fix things. I also play video games and crochet.
I have a job and my own car.
I'm looking for somebody who is a bit of a homebody, but not neet, and has similar interests. Bonus points if you will read to me.
I don't like lazy or passive aggressive people.

>>24707009
how does said boring guy get ahold of said boring girl?

>>24707009
You pretty much described me

>>24707009
you seem cute

dream girl drinks alcohol sometimes and likes to talk to me about the bible, communism, whatever.
she has a cat maybe? and doesn't get out too much.
she likes those movies on netflix that people are usually reluctant to click on for fear of not enjoying them
and she's into bdsm and choking, and also has really hipstery music taste
bonus points if she is nice to me

>>24707014
I have discord and steam. I'd rather you post yours though, if that's alright.

>>24707032
thats fine, my discord is Unicorn Wizard#1455

>>24707032
my steam is killbreed, get in touch if you'd like

>>24707032
if you are having trouble finding my discord, My steam is CrazyMoeTheHobo

him
>taller than me or if short/same height alpha as fuck/extroverted
>funny. I don't care if you sit around making puns or dad jokes all day, just make me laugh
>confident
>average intelligence
>into vidya
>likes being sp00ked

me
>5'6.5"
>bbw
>chuckleslut
>converted extrovert
>vidya
>poetry faggot

>>24707071
What the heck is a chuckleslut?

>>24707085
I'm really into funny dudes

>>24707071
got a kik?

Ballsy_McGee

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>>24703980
That is nowhere near my name

nice to know there are more sad fucks out there though

Me
>22/m
>5'10'', caucasian, slender
>Depressed but not a downer
>Into film, literature and music
>Dream pop, electronic, indie/psychedelic rock, lo-fi, shoegaze

You
>Female
>5'6'' or shorter, pocket-sized cutie
>Healthy weight, hygienic, preferably into fitness
>Into literature; reads a ton or at least a moderate amount
>Into music; has a broad taste or is at least open to new genres

Let's read a book together and discuss afterward
Let's stay up all night and listen to beach house on my bedroom floor
Let's take hallucinogens and light off fireworks in front of the local police station

Kik is unsafeword
Skype is unsafeword at outlook dot com

I want a guy who likes reading with me while we're in bed. He's reading Dostoevsky, and I'm playing Pokemon, and sometimes it's him gaming and me reading.

He's dresses well and he's a little sensitive and moody, and he likes to pick out clothes for me when we're shopping.

He's loving and very romantic but he's also dark and sarcastic and he wants to tie me up and fuck me up as much as he wants to make me french toast in bed.

We both love each other and are independent, but co-habit in a cozy apartment with swedish furniture.

He wants to eat healthy with me and we cook together and he does yoga with me, but he sometimes comes home with McDonald's receipts in his pockets.

Most of all he's a communicator and he loves me

>;__;

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Him
>monogamous
>reads
>has a library or wants a big one
>gentleman
>has a fulfilling job or is working to obtain it
>has a hobby or is in a club that makes the world better
>sarcastic
>likes my overly religious family and vice versa
>doesn't want marriage and won't feel pressured if my family asks
>will adopt with me
>encourages my mission in life
I had so many guys I liked and exes tell me that my dreams were too out there and I should dream smaller.
Now, the same guys are sending me sorry messages, flowers, notes, and trying to get close to my family/friends to get closer to me. Feels gud

This is more or less a list of things I find attractive in a guy, not requirements

I think I've found the one but I need to get to know him better.
Good luck, everyone.

>>24707317
Wow hi, we'd get along I think

>>24707317
>>24707438
Changed IDs, whoops

I'm >>24707280

Me
>25, Male, Mexico
>1.68m (5'6) 58Kg (127 pounds)
>I'm a 7-8/10 imo, light brown eyes.
>I dress well, eat healthy and exercise.
>Man of science, halfway through medschool and working part time.
>I love photography, am learning to play piano, like videogames, reading and learning all sorts of stuff. I like cooking but not very good at the moment. Love dogs and animals.
>I'm a gentleman, caring, loyal and honest and confident. I think I'm witty and like to make people laugh. I like both staying home and going out.

Her
>I'm not that demanding regarding looks but would love to meet someone cute and somewhat pretty as I'd love to take pictures of her all the time.
>Thin to slighty curvy as I am kinda thin too.
>Smart and intelligent or at least likes learning too.
>I have a thing for dancers and artists, teach me to dance please :)
>Likes to or wants to travel. We don't need to share hobbies, we can like different stuff too.

I don't ask for much, I'm always looking for friends and am single at the moment. Kik me if you'd like to talk yask667
>>24707317 you sound interesting, let's talk!

>>24695441
Masters? I'm impressed. Sounds like we'd get along, this is me >>24707446

>>24694371
Wow I match all those criteria, bonus, I can sing, so we can create some fucking metal!

>>24703978
>>24704063
You seem like someone I'd probably get alone with
>political views are mostly alt right
>very introverted but if im with people im comfortable with im mostly cheery happy etc

Except
>i'm glad i have most of this in my boyfriend

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now with ghetto updates ha.

Gonna be typing this as it comes to me so sorry for the inevitable unorganised mess to follow

Me
>6ft 21 uk
>very skinny just under 9 stone
>brown hair
>cheekbones
>big intense brown eyes
>outside the box thinker
>loud very sociable
>a bit Cocky and narcissistic, probably a front even I don't know
>animal lover, cats especially
>believe in working not dole dossing
>into sports
>somewhat into Vidya
>like some pleb anime
>social drug user, 420 more or less everyday
>into all sorts of music though mainly indie and electronic
>music festivals are my holidays
>moderate bi polar disorder
>obsessive
>what some would describe as clingy and I would describe as caring

Her
>lives in the UK
>shorter than me
>not unnatractive, I have an unconventional view of beauty
>around my size
>ginger preferabby though not required
>loud and verbally aggressive like me
>is fine with my smoking, and weed toking, (I would give up amphetamines for the right person)
>loves cats
>has some life goals, nothing too ambitious just not a lay about
>into the same music as me ish
>would come on football away days with me (optional)
>good cook
>emotionally unstable to everyone except me
>is happy with just my company
>can speak well and describe emotions often and clearly
>connects with me on a level like neither of us have
>can put up with my mental health issues - can't be stressed enough
>bonus points if you have some form too

Is there anyone like this out there pls get in touch

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>>24695278
Britbong here: don't say you like British accents when you actually mean Southern England.
You fantasy would shatter around you if you even tried to understand a Yorkshireman or a Scouser

A tall (5'10 or more) slender fair skinned Israeli or Arab girl, dark hair, blue eyes
She's reall smart, can play an instrument and enjoys music
Maybe fashion too

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Perfect

>>24707317
Sounds like a match to me, my info's right here: >>24698861

>>24707317
Kik- wowohwowee

>>24701184
Sound cool, Kik wowohwowee

>>24701235
Uk, im a Scottish guy but look more Italian, Scandinavian

>>24701184
You're a dick

>>24698618
most of that sounds great.
Sadly i apparently have no accent
skype is krautchanpartyvan

>>24698618
kik?

>>24695883
Add me kik
Utulululu

I think we fit together :)

>>24707741
You are?

>>24706136
>
hey you
wanna chat then?
kik = brianbrainc

>>24707688
Kik?

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>>24694371
>want to do a fooking roadtrip
You, and especially that part, sparked my interest!

A while ago I replied to one of these "Post one image that summarizes the kind of relationship you want to have" threads. This was my post:

>19/m/EU
>travel the world with me and take all the boring museum tours
>road trips, shitty hotels, sightseeing in no rush
>just taking our time, going wherever we like, whenever we like
>the little things. small presents and flowers, randomly surprising each other after stressful days. taking her out to her favorite restaurant when she least expects it, or just have lazy days and order pizza.

I'd love to talk to you! If you want, drop me some way to contact you. My email is [email protected]

>>24708188
I'm the dick huh I suppose we blame others

>>24708113
What do you search for yourself ?

>>24709254
I like short girls and I prefer dark hair, to be active not passive like actually take the piss and fuck around have a laugh, I like humour, someone who does like music and can talk about it and video games, I'm not sure I don't search, I just like to try, we should petit French girl

>>24702586
Don't know, just a good guess because I'm there too at least. Do you use kik?

>>24692400
why o you become more left wing socially?

>>24707705
I love you

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Me:
> 21/M/Netherlands
> about 184cm
> permanently depressed since like 10 y/o
> into philosophy, but to depressed to study it at the university
> everyone thinks I'm really nice, so I just drink coffee all day with people or just walk through town
> really insecure, big fan of cutting, but overall a pretty nice guy.
> open for (almost) all fetishes.

Perfect GF:
> between 18-24
> from the Netherlands or not to far away from the Netherlands
> very understanding
> a bit high maintenance, since I like clingy girls
> has no problem with vegan foods, but eats whatever she wants
> no problem with smoking
> again, very clingy
> tells me that she loves me a lot
> likes it when I do romantic bullshit
> submissive in the bedroom
> likes anime
> likes reading
> isn't fucking retarded
> does artsy stuff

Should I just kms already, /soc/?

>>24692172
Me
>male
>tall lanky 6'2
>dark curly hair
>glasses
>pretty goofy sense of humor
>paint and play some music
>write p much daily
>somewhat shy in groups but 1 on 1 im okay
>Friendly but can be pretty sarcastic
>tend to be pretty laid back
>I smoke weed and do psychedelics (not that often)
>INFP

Her
>Pale skin
>really any hair color although prefer blonde or red
>5'4-5'7
>skinny
>has an interest in art or music
>likes the outdoors but is fine hanging around the house all day as well
>has some goals for the future or has some interests they'd like to work toward
>touchy
>clingy
>emotional
>Extremely friendly to every one she meets
>Sarcastic goofy sense of humor
>Open to spontaneous travel
>okay with drug use
>a little bit of a hippy mentality, but not to the point of living under the overpass

My kik is: origamiposter

>>24707324
how did you not get any responses? no real men here?

Me
>Male
>20
>Student Filmmaker
>Weird and introverted
>Inferiority complex
>Into experimental/alternative music, vidia, and cinema
>Liberal but loves guns (Hunter S. Thompson)
>Doesn't get mad unless I'm working on set, will get frustrated.
>Break down on occasion, fairly rare and I can manage myself, non-violent though self abusive.


Her
>18-20
>Some kind of creative, maybe plays something
>Left leaning
>Has some kind of metal/social disability
>Likes camping/outdoors
>Doesn't mind my shitty anti-humor
>Similar Music taste
>Able to deal with my occasional crazy
>Sweet but shy

Me
27 Male, Canada
Short (5ft somethin'), Very Fat (220), No self esteem
Clingy and I have abandonment issues
I have above average intelligence, but I am by no means a genius
Depressed and anxiety issues but taking meds and going to counseling
Hate dirt but very messy
Hate Dogs, Love Cats allergic to both (willing to put up with allergies for a cat)
Plays video games (mostly console) every day
Total Weeaboo
Intense sex drive, multiple times a day only 10-30 minutes and I'll be ready to go again

Her:
Younger or not much older than me
My height or shorter and chubby or any height and thin
Not an idiot
Weeaboo
"Gamer girl"
Ok, with just barely getting by in life, no extreme drive to be rich and successful.
Likes giving and receiving oral sex
Doesn't own a dog, doesn't hunt, hike, dirtbike, 4X4 or any other shitty dirty outdoors activity

>>24710186
Oh, wow
How old are you? location??

ok here it comes
male btw

>smokes
>tattoos
>piercings
>dyed hair
>watches me play video games
>wakes me up with blowjobs
>is ok being dominant or submissive
>is ok with me being either or
>ok with marijuana consumption


alright lets cut to the chase i basically want a sex slave but ideally a switch. anyway i just want a girl who gets me off all the time and makes me horny constantly

however thats not the core of the relationship. we have to be able to interact other than just sex, meaning just talking about shit watching netflix whatever.

>>24710337
23
west coast 'murica

>>24707071
Kik me, overheredummy. I fit a lot of what you posted.

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Ok
> feminine man/ masculine girl, but can still tell you are a boy/girl
> BIG CUTE EYES
> likes bugs
> attractive
> ok with multiple sexual partners
> will do most things that require social interaction for me, I have severe social anxiety
> ok with awkward silences
> likes cartoons
Elijah woods face is perfect.

>>24707317
Depending on where you stand politically (and assuming you're not one of those who hates someone based on who they voted for), we may or may not get along.

skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane

>>24708980
Only skype sadly
Callyjurr

>>24710258
Did you miss the "I think I've found the one?"

ME
>qt
>white
>chubby
>proportioned well
>top heavy
>hypersexual
>submissive
>full of kinks
>camgirl
>student
>depressed af
>likes qt things
>partially a lg

YOU
>handsome or qt
>from the us
>DOMINANT
>dominant daddy would be huge plus
>30+
>willing to deal with my constant horniness
>willing to deal with my random sadness ;-;
>willing to let me worship your cock
>willing to tame my brattiness w a hard spanking while my hands are tied and fuck me right after while i still have no control
>must have kik
>must give me yours because I don't want my inbox raped

me
>22/M/Upstate NY
>college senior
>6'
>little overweight, think dad-bod
>i fucking love video games
>play guitar
>loyal, honest, kind-hearted

her
>qt
>somewhere in my height range
>lives reasonably close to me
>would be interested in living primarily indoors with me, playing vidya, cuddling, sex, etc (I really don't like the outdoors)
>loves me for who i am, no questions asked
>loyal
>clingy to a certain extent is great but after that it gets excessive
>self-aware, upfront, and brutally honest
>bonus points for bangs

skype: mrfritzer

>>24703978
>>24707071
this is literally me
>>24707317
except for the healthy yoga shit

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As long as you're an American citizen, you're my dream girl. I may or may not need a green card.

>>24711338
Is 29 acceptable? You seem quite good.

kik - rawfulz

>>24711356
kik?

I'm a 19 y.o. qt, sophomore in college in Upstate

>>24711338
Add me - 28yo.
Zero..x

>>24711338
I'll bite. I fit. My kik is whyamievendoingthis

me
>20
>male
>ENTJ
>often an alcohol
>thin, but always cooking
>travel a lot
>blonde, blue eyes
>large Australian features
>fierce, assertive, protective
>not clingy emotionally, but sex drive

her
>quiet
>malevolent
>thin
>euro/aryan
>hardcore politik is a plus
>not bipolar, but other mental is fine

>>24707071
I fall into everything you have there, if you wanna talk kik: something076

>>24698618
Hit me up john109695

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Me:

>24/M/SoCal
>6'0"
>220 lbs. mostly average, somewhat chub. Kind of "teddy." Guess I'll leave a pic
>ISFJ
>Not religious; have a general sense of hope and spirit but it's nothing I ever preach.
>Casual, friendly, somewhat shy... I try to keep things simple/prevent complications.
>Interested in vidya, board games, sports, writing/journalism, astrology, & open to starting new hobbies.
>Homebody, would rather stay inside than go out but enjoy going out on occasion.
>Comfort is insanely important to me, from where I am to what I wear and what I eat
>"Dress to impress" mindset, won't go out into public unless I can shower + brush my teeth beforehand.
>Much more of a listener, but know how to keep and contribute to a conversation
>Tend to be interested easily... when I crush on somebody I crush pretty hard.
>High sex drive + kinky (switch, sub lean)
>Dream is to become an entrepreneur!

HER:

>Over 21
>Shorter than I am
>Weights less than I do
>Local, but long-distance is cool if there's a plan to inevitably meet
>Somewhat clingy
>"Cutesey"
>Is comfortable with wearing a dress on occasion or all the time
>Into video games and sports, or at least has the desire to learn more about one or both... particularly hockey and baseball.
>Loves to people watch
>Short hair, or long + soft
>Petite, small breasts, mostly chubby chaser
>Motivational and supportive of my dreams.
>Isn't afraid to tell me what she wants, when she needs it, especially in the bedroom.
>Kinky + dom ... enjoys a mistress/goddess type of role
>Has a collection of panties... likes to show them.

Skype: Menoww
Kik: Kbode123

>>24692172
Me
> Short
> Into other dudes
> Aggressive cuddler
> Likes drawing, writing music, etc
> Big believer in random acts of kindness
> Animal lover
> Mom thinks I’m funny
> Not hugely ambitious

Him
> Warm, paternal
> Bookish
> Tall
> Creative
> Mid twenties/early thirties
> Physically affectionate/cuddly
> Liberal/SJW-ish
> Into my weird daddy bullshit. Would read me bedtime stories and other weird depraved nonsense like ‘holding hands while we cross the street’ and maybe even ‘bath time’
> Upbeat
> Sweet, thoughtful, touchy-feely

>>24712082
Hm, I fit that pretty well. Just not tall. More like average. Hell of a hand holder though, oh baby.

>>24712106
Well hey if you're still interested, y'know, being into dudes still, let me know. I'll even wipe the neckbeard cheeto dust off my mitts

>>24712121
Well now that's just too far. I dunno, aggressive cuddling sounds cool but I only like vaguely cuteish dudes. I'd basically be leading you on otherwise.

>>24712105
Add me on kik
Utulululu

>>24712141
It's hard to say "I'm attractive" without sounding like a douchebag, but I've been told I'm a solid seven? Idk that's up for you to decide
>>24712157
Done

>>24705393
not need?

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Me:

>Male, 19, North Carolina
>Heteroflexible (Will only date/marry women)
>Kissless virgin by choice
>5'10" and 135 pounds
>Not very hairy
>Feminine body
>Brown hair and eyes
>Borderline hipster glasses
>People say I look like Clark Kent and Rivers Cumo
>Likes wearing grungy jeans and rock t-shirts, loves oversized sweaters
>Likes Steven Universe and Filthy Frank
>Likes classic rock and rap mostly, can listen to anything
>Musically talented
>Can draw
>Wrote a novel once
>Can be naive and boyish
>Fuckton of kinky fetishes
>High sex drive
>Easily aroused
>Loves innocent affection
>Getting back into anime
>Does not play vidya anymore
>Has a job
>Depressed but not suicidal
>Does not do drugs but wants to smoke weed
>Smokes a cigarette/cigarillo once a week or less
>Has a southern accent that sounds slightly black
>Would not drink alcohol
>Beleives in LBGT rights but is annoyed by over glorification
>Hates feminism
>KIK: kurdtmorrison


Her:

>Any age between 18 and 40
>Any skin color/Race
>Any height
>Any weight between 90 and 300 pounds
>Preferably chubby
>Kind and sweet
>Loyal
>Preferably kissless virgin
>Will rp with me
>Likes the same music as me
>Has a creative talent of some kind
>Can be a NEET but has to have ambitions
>Must be able to tolerate a foot fetish
>Preferably in the United States
>Will love me for who I am
>Won't try to change me
>Wants a loyal white boi who will spoil her and be nice to her

>>24711672
uberfritz

>>24698719
If you're still browsing, message me on kik, I didn't see you're reply
Artfan432

>>24711338
Where in the US? Leaving contact info here is like throwing it into the wind.

>>24709010
>EU
So not british then? :^)

>>24693334
contact?

>>24692172
Takes care of me and plays into my antics and shenanigans
Too bad he doesnt exist and im an unlovable idiot

>>24711338
Wtbgf

Dream girl (or femboy):
Into getting high and watching youtube videos, slight taste in anime but doesnt over do it, submissive, smart, clingy, and warm blooded.

>>24713886
why do you think you're an unlovable idiot, anon?

>>24713886
You don't know that's true, kik?

>TFW you will never find qt gf on here cause all of them get swarmed

>>24714881
>tfw the probably qt girl who asked for my contact will probably never see my reply

i'm a transgirl who wants a dom nerdy trans gf
of course there's more to it but those are the hard aspects of what i want

>>24714881
>having self esteem so low you don't think you'll be the top pick

Kek

Has anyone ever been in a real relationship from these threads

>>24715349

Beyond friendship no. I have better luck with omegle for LDRs as sad as that sounds. Longest relationships usually come from RL or MMOs. HMm. idk.

>>24694186
Murakami is my favorite author...

me:
>29/m/Southern US
>6'1, 285lb (perpetually 'working on it')
>big ole beard, barefoot when possible
>liberal, but i prefer not to talk about it
>software engineer
>golf, sailing, vidya (been playing lots of Ark recently, but I mostly just go w/ whatever my friends are on)
>I like making things
>top gear (GT), travel shows, rick and morty, futurama, dr. who, making things shows
>listen to a lot of shitty books on tape because I hate chores
>don't read enough anymore, mostly non-fiction trade/craft related. wish i still read good books
>doggo, no cats
>mostly quiet, probably count as shy
>don't care for children unless they don't act like children

her:
>at this point, I can honestly say I don't really know what i want in a woman. i've mostly limited my interactions with people to a small group of friends and coworkers, so I don't meet a lot of people.
>at a glance, I'm more attracted to short and a little on the skinny side, but it really doesn't matter; if you're a shitty person, you start to look shitty, and if you're cool you start to look pretty. (almost) everyone's attractive, it just isn't always immediately obvious. that said, please don't be super unhealthy; I still drag my fat ass to the gym occasionally, so it'd be cool if I met someone who could go with me sometimes
>not pushy about religion or politics. you believe what you want, just please don't drag me along for the ride.
>probably a good talker, because I'm really only good for holding up my side of a conversation, and I'm not great at that
>younger or not TOO much older
>would be cool if you live close enough that we could get together sometimes, but i'm willing to give a long-distance thing a shot.

A scruffy man with a athelte's body who is into husky bear guys like me.
Beyond that, I want someone who's down a night out at the clubs and loves travelling just as much as he loves a night in with a good game or movie.
Also, someone who can cook occasionally, but likes my Cajun food more. I fucking love to cook.

I HIGHLY doubt anyone like that is in this thread, buttfuckit. My Kik is Hardcore_Gaymer. Hit me up if you're out there. ;)

Fuck it, why not?

Me:
>18
>6'4''
>I like to describe myself as "mildly obese"
>White and pale as fuck
>Got my feet wet by running a few very small operations (slinging t-shirts on Teespring, LoL boosting service, selling candy out of my backpack, etc.) throughout high school, hope to one day make running my own business my full time job
>I like to write, though I don't really do it that much anymore
>Received multiple awards at the state level for my writing (journalism)
>Two dogs
>I don't drink or smoke (I know I'm lame as fuck) but I don't mind if you do in moderation

You:
>A female
>Not evil
>Funny
>Willing to help me break the awkward silence whenever a joke of mine fails (this happens a lot, sadly)
>Willing to help me through my spergy moments. Full disclosure, I like to think I've got a good grip on reality and how to act in society, but sometimes I just go full retard and can't talk my way out of a paper bag. If you're cool with helping me through these moments, you're a 10/10 in my book
>Any age that won't get me arrested for dating you
>Relatively healthy. I'm no paragon of fitness myself, and you don't have to be either, but if you're smoking three packs a day or if your weight poses an immediate risk to your health, we probably won't be a good match

If you're interested, add me on Discord: theletterjseventimes#6871

>>24715988
Forgot to mention I'm in the southern part of the United States.

ITT: Girls posting their shit, getting swarmed and not posting again.

dream girl: redhead, nice ass, cooks, shares my interests

>>24692172
Biologically female and loves me ;_;

>>24713803
No, I'm German.

>>24709010
It's me, my ID changed.

>>24711338
Sure why not, kik is justafunguyhere

>>24693128
please kik me, would love to talk to you
Warm_Fridge

you know, why the fuck not. no expectations whatsoever I just enjoy connections

me
>24
>male
>WA
>5' 10" ginger
>all fit and shit
>retard stoner
>does standup comedy and music
>started writing a tv show too
>also around the age of maximum horn
>kinky as shit

her
>irreverent
>does things and has ideas
>dresses in the latest bum homeless styles that seem so popular today
>also kinky as shit